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disast3rtransp0rt · 2 years

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Grand Inquisitor: Why are we going after one singular old-ass Jedi when we could be wiping out an entire branch of Rebel intelligence?

Darth Vader: I am the manager of this flying Hot Topic and you will do as I fucking ask, do you understand???

#obikin #anakin skywalker #anakin #obi-wan kenobi #grand inquisitor #kenobi spoilers #kenobi #kenobi ep 6 #darth vader #kenobi shitpost #kenobi meme #star wars shitposting #star wars meme #incorrect kenobi quotes #incorrect darth vader quotes #vaderposting

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tranakin-skywalker · 5 months

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Why is Vader having shitty outdated prosthetics such a common trope in fandom? As far as I'm aware there's no canon backing for it.

Imagine instead, he's fitted with state of the art prosthetics, soldered directly onto the bone without care for how much it hurts. Not designed for a human body, they're much too strong, much too heavy. Powerful enough to grind bone into powder without even realizing it.

They don't register sensation, can't feel heat or cold and touch. Dexterity is an ordeal of trial and error. He can use them, move them, but there's no feeling behind it. Like a limb fallen asleep, nothing but continuous pins and needles. That is, when they aren't registering pain. The only sensation that they're actually programmed with.

Impersonal and industrial, bare metal without any artistry. He could add plating. He could add a little flare, a little life. A bit of armor, a bit of color. He could rewire them to actually feel. Could program them to preform delicate work, touch soft and sensitive enough that he could handle fragile machine parts again, would write without destroying the stylus, could touch another living thing without hurting them.

But why would he?

Why would a war machine have any need to be gentle?

#vader choosing the monstrous robo limbs because he doesn't give enough of a shit about anyone or anything to need anything else is 100x more #depressing than palpatine forcing shitty prosthetics on him #i think it's much more compelling when vader is aware he could have better prosthetics #but he refuses it at every turn #look at me. back on my vaderposting

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psalmsofpsychosis · 10 months

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Me: oh i'm at 860 queue i'm sure i can spread out my spideypool obsession into a neat 2-3 weeks schedule just fine :)

Brain: hahaha okay, you see, there's also the scheduled Jedi Fallen order posts and the Cameron Monaghan simping and oh you're getting interested in Gotham series too?? wow okay but there's also 9 seasons of Shameless US to catch up with and there's Kinnporsche and calboba and darthfett and all the BobaFettposting and Vaderposting and were you planning to rewatch Samurai Champloo too??? And there's Kingfisher's "A Wizard's Guide To Defensive Baking" too, anyway—

#this blog gets to its true hilarious potential when i start needing to indulge all my hyperfixations at the same time #everything here is almost entirely queued at any given time i'm always maxing out on my queue but #it gets funny when i want to specifically schedule posts and dont get too spammy #and there's //a lot// going on right now #i have at the very least 50+ posts to schedule for spideypool #and a good 20+ for Boba alone #i'm fine. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA #in other news though; i'm LIVING for the variety in my stuff right now #this buffet is FILLED WITH DESERTS AW YISS

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madeofsplinters · 4 years

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I got tagged by @starsdestroyer to share my music library! This makes me very happy because I can now take a break from Darth Vaderposting to inflict my TERRIBLE MUSICAL TASTES on you all.

Tagging: @coldhillside, @shiro-tora3, @taxxxon

10 songs on shuffle:

Avril Lavigne - Tell Me It's Over

Star One - Digital Rain

Muse - Uprising

Janelle Monae - Django Jane

Exit Eden - Unfaithful

Halestorm - The Silence

Grace Potter & The Nocturnals - The Lion The Beast The Beat

Nightwish - I Want My Tears Back

Little Mix - Lightning

Icon For Hire - Watch Me

(I actually did this twice and took the less embarrassing version, because good LORD that first version was uh something. If you want Britney Spears, opera, showtunes, and a bunch of angsty gothic metal on the same playlist then... look, I told you my taste is terrible. This is the version that doesn't make me cringe in mortification to consider posting.)

10 songs I'm currently obsessed with:

Beth Crowley - Empire

Billie Eilish - bellyache

In This Moment - Hunting Ground

In This Moment - The In-Between

In This Moment, Lzzy Hale, & Taylor Momsen - We Will Rock You (okay look yes this is a lot of songs from In This Moment's new album but in my defense that album fucking SLAPS)

Kamelot - Beautiful Apocalypse

Kelsea Ballerini & Halsey - the other girl

Kesha - Potato Song (Cuz I Want To)

Little Mix - Monster In Me

Taylor Swift - Daylight

Several of these are from the draft version of the "Strike Me Down" playlist O:-)

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