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Grand Inquisitor: Why are we going after one singular old-ass Jedi when we could be wiping out an entire branch of Rebel intelligence?
Darth Vader: I am the manager of this flying Hot Topic and you will do as I fucking ask, do you understand???
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Perfect interaction with your kiddo
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➡️incorrect star wars
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Obi-Wan Kenobi (2022)
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Sith raised anakin x padme amidala dynamic be like XD
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Darth Vader : Did you take out Obi-Wan as I requested?
Purge trooper Cody : Obi-Wan has been taken out, yes.
Darth Vader : Well done CC-2224, you have my grat-
Purge trooper Cody : It was a great restaurant.
Purge trooper Cody : We had a romantic candlelit dinner.
Purge trooper Cody : Obi-Wan proposed afterwards- we’re filing the wedding papers.
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Purge trooper Cody: When I get my hands on Obi-Wan Kenobi, I'm kriffing him.
Vader: Don't you mean kriffing him up?
Purge trooper Cody: That's what I said.
Vader: No you didn't.
Purge trooper Cody: This isn't about me.
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Post Order 66:
Obi-wan hitting Vader with a rock using the force: AND THAT'S FOR HURTING THE LOVE OF MY LIFE!
Vader: WHO?!?-
Cody: HE'S TALKING ABOUT ME!....wait, I'm the love of your life?
Obi-wan: I DON'T KNOW, I'M STILL ANGRY AT YOU!
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Rex: Fuck, Marry, Kill. Uh, Fives, Obi-Wan, Aayla.
Anakin: Fuck Obi-Wan, Marry Obi-Wan, Kill Obi-Wan
Rex: ...
Rex: That can't be healthy, General.
Anakin, shrugging: Obi-Wan has this effect on me.
Fives, in the background, losing his shit: I'm gonna kill myself after this.
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Ahsoka: I thought you were on a spiritual retreat.
Obi-Wan: Namaste.
Ahsoka: And you're supposed to be dead!
Darth Vader: I got better?
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obi wan: it’s over anakin, I have the high ground
anakin: I HATE YOU
padme, whispering to jar jar: they take playing the floor is lava very seriously
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padme listening to anakin detail how he just massacred an entire village of tattooine’s indigenous people and being like cool wanna get married
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Darth Vader: We're bonding. Luke even called me the D-word.
Mara Jade: Dumbass?
Darth Vader: No. Dad.
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