Grand Inquisitor: Why are we going after one singular old-ass Jedi when we could be wiping out an entire branch of Rebel intelligence?
Darth Vader: I am the manager of this flying Hot Topic and you will do as I fucking ask, do you understand???
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Please tell me no one’s done this yet.
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I have zero tech skills so anyway:
[gif of maul stabbing Qui Gon captioned “fuck around”]
[gif of Obi Wan cutting Maul in half captioned “find out”]
[gif of Anakin drawing his saber on younglings captioned “fuck around”]
[gif of Anakin on fire captioned “find out”]
[gif of Obi Wan kicking General Grievous captioned “fuck around”]
[gif of Obi Wan screaming in pain after kicking General Grievous captioned “find out”]
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don’t pretend this isn’t canon
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Sheev Palpatine after yet ANOTHER one of his apprentices becomes obsessed with Obi-Wan.
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Obi Wan says that he no longer believes that Anakin can be saved but the MINUTE Anakin says “I made a mistake being evil :/” Obi Wan is right there to whisk him off to the force afterlife.
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Remember how Qui-Gon is a wingless dragon? Yeah, don’t ask him for tips on how to fly.
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Obi-Wan seeing a hallucination of his ex in the distance right before something dangerous happens:
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I have this headcanon that the only reason why Yoda gave Anakin so much shit about his attachments was because he couldn't get through to any of the masters and needed someone to bitch around.
Obi-Wan going starry-eyed whenever Cody is mentioned. Plo tearfully talking about how his men called him 'dad' in the middle of battle. Aayla scrolling through honeymoon options on the holonet. Mace trying to argue why the clones need better armor and also holidays. Shaak Ti showing around the newest pictures the cadets drew for her.
Yoda: Forbidden, attachments are-
Obi-Wan: Attachments?
Plo: Surely, you must be joking.
Aayla: What even are attachments, anyway.
Mace: Master Yoda, to even imply such a thing ... honestly, I thought you were better than this.
Shaak Ti: Master, I am truly wounded by your distrust.
Yoda: ...
Yoda, shaking: Go bully the bitch boy, I must.
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