In DC canon Zatanna Zatara was childhood friends with both Bruce Wayne and Dinah Lance, so my personal headcanon is that the three were chaotic friends.

Concept

16 year old Bruce Wayne doing Dinah Lance’s makeup on the shag carpet in the basement of Zatara’s house

I think this might be the dumbest and/or funniest thing I’ve every made

Zuko and Mai had 5 kids and here is how (and a shortish explanation of who they are)

Yijun

An Orphan from Republic City, who stole food from Zuko. Zuko after finding out he was an orphan, brought him home, thinking ‘yea just til we can find him a good home’ and then after Izumi was born, he and Mai realized, ‘oh shit, Yijun’s our son!’ and then adopted him a day later. ‘Cause the Fire Nation was still recovering from a 100 years of racist propaganda so he wasn’t able to become Firelord, which he was fine with, he ended up as an ambassador to the earth kingdom, he had three kids with his wife, who absolutely flipped her shit when she found out her then boyfriend was the SON of the FIRELORD! He’s an earthbender.

Izumi

We all know Izumi, the Firelord, she was the kid planned for by Zuko and Mai, they thought they were only going to have one kid, bcs of their mutual trauma with siblings and shit. However they didn’t realize that Yijun was already their son when they had her, besides Yijun couldn’t inherit.

Pema

(not Tenzin’s wife, a different Pema)

After they adopted Yijun they started up an adoption system in the fire nation (a nationalized one that is), when they went to visit one in Caldera City, Pema jumped off a banister and landed on ZUKO’S HEAD, which made Mai laugh. Instead of getting in trouble she became a princess. Pema became a fire sage, (not all fire sages are benders in my book) she is a non-bender.

Lu-Ten II

Yijun and Izumi (they hadn’t adopted Pema yet), got along which assuage their fears about sibling rivalry, and them neglecting one of their kids, because they didn’t, so they decided to have another kid. Lu-Ten II was born a non-bender but after an incident with a set of spirits he gained the ability to bend air and earth, this also made him not die at ten (he was born sickly :(( ). He trained Korra in earthbending. Also he is wheelchair bound for the most part.

Azura

While they were only planning on having one more kid, surprise! Lu-Ten was a twin. Azura was born a fire bender and completely healthy. She had overheard that her best friend (Lu-Ten II) was dying, freaked out and ran away, so Lu followed her, where they ended up meeting twin spirits, who chose them to be their new ‘people.’ They had once been the guardians of an ancient, pre-lion turtle exodus, society, having taught humans who had survived by fusing their souls with lesser spirits, how to bend opposite elements. One spirit, the one that had chosen Azura, taught how to fire and water bend, the other who chose Lu-Ten II, controlled air and earth. Azura taught Korra how to firebend. Also her name is a fusion of Azula and Ursa. She one of the six most important girls in his life, was named after two of the other most important women in his life.

I headcanon that Zuko managed to get Azula to go to therapy with him, she got better, then she was an amazing and crazy auntie who brought a bunch of really expensive toys for her nieces and nephews, I also believe that zuko had multiple kids though he didn’t mean to. Which I will make another post about this. Oh and she’d get married to Ty Lee after Zuko legalized gay marriage

Here is my Ursa take:

Zuko kids + who they are take (maiko warning):

Them fr fr

A couple of sad obis

Hehe

Yes he’s a Mother

Obi-Wan, talking to Plo: No, I’m not a father. I don’t even have kids.

Wooley, poking his head in the room: Hey General I’m heading to the market for a bit to get some tea for the kitchen.

Obi-Wan: Bring your coat, it’s cold out, and don’t forget your blaster just in case, and you better be home by sundown or so help f—

Plo:

Obi-Wan: okay L I S T E N

Minerva McGonagall FACTS

She is actually only in her 50s when Harry comes to Hogwarts, which means she’s around the same age as Arthur Weasley

She would absolutely have been a better leader of the order of the phoenix and everything would’ve gone better if snape went to her after y’know every problem he faced

She is pro trans and doesn’t not approve or allow any purposeful misgendering of HER students

Someone: So you’ve been playing minecraft for a decade now?

Me: Yeah, there abouts

Someone: You must be really good at it and beaten the game right?

Me: …N-no

Obi Wan says that he no longer believes that Anakin can be saved but the MINUTE Anakin says “I made a mistake being evil :/” Obi Wan is right there to whisk him off to the force afterlife.

Danse is autistic and Cait is adhd

The real battle of Star Wars is Obi-Wan Kenobi vs his overwhelming need to mother

Ah yes the bbc merlin experience

No one:

Having been told that James in fo3 is voiced by Liam Neeson, me getting jump scared by the first line:

TRANS GEM (steven universe)