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a-deck-of-cards · 9 months

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Bruce: So, who broke it?

Bruce: I’m not mad. I just want to know.

Dick: I did, I broke——

Bruce: No, no, you didn’t.

Bruce: Jason?

Jason: Don’t look at me. Look at Tim.

Tim: What? I didn’t break it.

Jason: Huh, that’s weird. How’d you even know it was broken?

Tim: Because it’s sitting right in front of us and it’s broken.

Jason: Suspicious.

Tim: No, it’s not.

Duke: If it matters—— probably not. But Steph was the last one to use it.

Stephanie: Liar! I don’t even drink that crap.

Duke: Oh really? Then what were doing by the coffee cart earlier?

Stephanie: I use the wooden stirrers to push back my cuticles. Everyone knows that Duke!

Dick: Okay. Let’s not fight. I broke it. Let me pay for it.

Bruce: No.

Bruce: Who broke it?

Tim: Bruce… Damian’s been awfully quiet lately.

Damian: Really?!

Tim: Uh, yeah, really.

[Indistinct arguing]

Bruce: I broke it. It burned my hand so I punched it. I predict 10 minutes from now, they’ll be at each other’s throats with war paint on their faces and a pig head on a stick. Good. It was getting a little chummy around here.

#is this done yet #i cant find it #i can’t believe this isn’t done yet #tim would be furious #i bet jason knows #cass is standing in the background alongside bruce #dick grayson #bruce wayne #tim drake #jason todd #damian wayne #stephanie brown #duke thomas #cassandra cain #batfam #dc comics #who broke it

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betterthanbatman1 · 7 months

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HOW DID I NOT NOTICE THIS BEFORE

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silicon-puppy-pudding · 9 months

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De-aged Dead on Main

I swear I saw a post earlier today that someone was making a fic about Danny and/or Jason getting de-aged to their death age and I can't stop thinking about how cute that would be

Like imagine, Danny and Jason are already either best buds or dating and some ghosty nonsense or magic turns them back to 14 and 15 respectively. They both just look at each other like 'shit, what now?' And have to figure out how to turn back

Non of Jason's "built like a fridge" clothes and gear fit him so Danny, being a lil smaller, lends him some of his stuff (which is still big bet closer). And then they go off as little mini Hood and Phantom trying to solve their problems.

I need this in my life. I will be reading that fic once it's out and if I find it.

#dc x dp #dp x dc #danny phantom #jason todd #dead on main #de aging #fic prompt #i bet they don't even tell the rest of the bats #smol jason #smol phantom #they just smol #i cannot find the og but I'll tag them if i do #tag them if you know what im talking about please 😭

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ijustthinkhesneat · 1 month

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I’m an Alfred/Martha/Thomas truther. Like Alfred is a baddie in his 80s you all know he must have been a slice back in the day. And it is canon Martha and Thomas were smoke shows.

Like let hot people get it. Let hot men kiss while their wife turns mobsters kneecaps into flour with a baseball bat.

#I feel like with all those portraits in the manor teenage Bruce must have had that weird moment when he was like #‘why were my parents hotter than me at 16?’#y’all know what I mean you find a photo of like your grandparents when they were young and you have to know why your so crusty #but like nope apparently grandpa was an absolute chad #Bruce Wayne #Martha Wayne #Thomas Wayne #alfred pennyworth #I bet Martha was dog walking those men #her British Twink and Italian Bodybuilder #batman #batfam #like and imagine the kids reaction #they find a candid shot of young Alfred making out with Grandpa Tom?#they can’t handle the idea of Alfred getting so much play #rip to Martha and Thomas they are eating ass and smoking grass with the angels now #it’s for the best #the Gotham rogues would be found scalped if they were still kicking #gotham #jason todd #dick grayson #damian wayne #tim drake #dc batman

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trentcrimminallybeautiful · 5 months

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i always hc'd ted as slightly older than trent--maybe a year or so--but looking up the ages of their actors actually it's way funnier if trent is like a week younger. and believe me there are jokes for that whole week

#jason is like 11 days older i think #anyway i had a childhood bestie who was like two days younger than me and also far physically bigger/taller and you BET i was insufferable #for those two days #and all the time but you know especially then #trent: ted how do long do i put this in the oven for again #ted: ah yes. wisdom gained with age...y ou know when you get to be my age--#trent: you are LUCKY I LOVE YOU.#and that's how trent says i love you out loud ofr the first time #tedependent #tedtrent #ah well update google lied to me about the actors apparently the year on james lance is wrong but #i stand by my hcs on the characters' ages

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starryeyedadmirer · 1 year

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✨God… the unholy things I’d do to this man!!!✨

#starry eyes #jason momoa #jason momoa belly/tummy #jason momoa navel #✨those abs✨#✨his soft abs✨#✨i love it when his abs loosen up✨#✨his little belly✨#✨he probably looks so cute bloated✨#✨his belly button looks so huge and deep✨#✨i wonder what his belly button smells like✨#✨i bet it stinks in there✨#✨i want to motorboat his belly button with my tongue out✨#✨his belly button makes me… feel things…#✨his swampy ass belly button✨#✨i know he stinks so good✨#✨he looks so cute with a baby bump✨

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maskofredacted · 1 year

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Reason #76 for the “no masks on social media” rule Bruce had to make

Damian: “Another one of father’s rules is about to be broken if you don’t turn that camera off this instant”

#dames did NOT want to hit the griddy #he doesn’t even know what that means #I bet dick knows how tbh #batfam #batfamily #Jason Todd #Tim drake #damian Wayne #Bruce Wayne #Robin #Red Robin #red hood #batfam art #catboy draws

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kittykatninja321 · 5 months

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DC saw bitches on tumblr constantly comparing Jason to a listless stray dog with a biting problem and went “sooo true bestie”

#Werewolf Jason Todd. In canon. Dog motif girls always win #Nothing but respect for MY losing dog who I am betting on. You know I’m paying for my place by the ring baby #Jason Todd #dc

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moregraceful · 7 days

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my queues ran out and i was at church all morning and will be there again this evening and will be at church tomorrow for like 12-13 hours and i just want to write fanfic and be stupid on the internet 😭 my life is so unendingly difficult i tell you what

#tk prompting that nick suzuki doesn't know he's hot fic and me realizing you know who else doesn't know he's hot i bet. jason robertson #pov you are a 16 year old barista at gong cha and the hottest men you have ever seen in your life walk in and ask what lychee is #they get drinks comped for being hot and tall #san jose gay men crawling out of the woodwork to hit it #like if it true what sierra says and an east coast 2 is a san jose 10 #if ur a 6'3 filipino man and a medium tall gosei like ur absolutely walking out of the boba shop in the background of someone's tiktok #video and going west coast asian viral for being the hottest men alive and it's a good 3 months before hockey tiktok catches on #man you guys i threatened to quit my other job like 10 times this week and everyone says i should do it #but i'm like. ok then i have NO jobs and i have to LOOK for a job so there's no gap on my resume!!!#but the other option is be mad as hell for as long as i work there!! and i don't even want to work there!! you know???#but it's just...a malnourishing job i am not being fed in any way by it -_-#i feel like i'm being starved every time i walk in i feel like i'm having things taken away from me #UGH IDK #anyway what if nick suzuki experienced things while watching robo drink boba. what then #fresno oilers.txt

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oifaaa · 1 year

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I feel like clone!Tim and Jason would become friends but Jason still has no idea who og!Tim is

To Jason clone Tim is og Tim which can you blame him clone Tim is so nice and friendly other Tim he just stands in a corner heavily breathing every time Jason enters a room

#ask #anon #Jason when he finds out clone Tim is a clone: oh like kon he's a half clone of superman you two should meet I bet youd get along great ☺️#Honestly I do kinda love clone storylines lol #I know alot of people hate them #But I find them so funny #Like spidermans clones #People get so mad and its like one of them is literally called cain and takes peoples faces off #How are you this upset at something so stupid

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fenixfoxtrot510 · 2 years

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It's a shame Jason is a Drama Queen. We completely missed out on him just going home like nothing happened.

Jason: Eating cereal

Tim: Vibrating in joy

Dick: Walks in kitchen. Grabs a coffee mug. Turns around. Drops mug. Mug shatters over floor.

Jason: Alfred went shopping a while ago so I'd say you have maybe 15 minutes to hide the evidence.

Dick: JASON!

Jason: What?

Dick: You're alive! How?!

Jason: I don't know? You gonna clean that before B steps on it or- Oof!

Dick: Crushing Jason. Holy shit you're alive! I missed you so much! Bruce is gonna flip his shit!

Jason: That's a no then; Stop trying to break my ribs!

Dick: Fuck no! I am never letting you out of my sight again!

Bruce: Meeting after breakfast; There was a break- Jason! How! Steps on broken ceramic. Ow! Why-?!

Jason: Dick broke it, blame him. Also. Don't worry bout it.

Bruce: Don't worry about what?

Jason: The break in at Arkham. I was the one that murdered Joker in his cell at 3 am this morning. It's whatever. No need to investigate.

Bruce: No need?! What?! Jason?! No! Why?!

Dick: I know I should be upset about the murder but I'm so happy right now that I don't even care!

Bruce: Dick!

Tim: Jason came home Bruce! Not only that! He saw me fighting alone last night! He ruffled my hair and said I did a good job! I invited him to come back with me! He said no at first but then promised he'd be home in time for breakfast when I begged him!

Bruce: Tim?!

Alfred: Walking in. Master Bruce, what have I said about walking around barefoot in the winter! Did you break another coffee mug?

Bruce: Alfred?!

Dick: Bruce! Don't RUIN this for me!

Jason: Ugh! My cereal is getting soggy! Let go already!

#jason todd #tim drake #dick grayson #bruce wayne #alfred pennyworth #let jason eat after a long night of murder #he's earned it #tim nearly ran him over running up to say hi and gush about being his biggest fan #jason was like 'Fuck. Looks like I'm a big brother now. Bet it'd annoy Dick if I do a better job then he did being my big brother.'#poor bruce doesn't know what's happening #it's 11:30 in the morning #he hasn't had his coffee yet #what is he supposed to do?

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chickadee394 · 9 months

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Ok you know that one video with the kid trying to blow out his birthday candles and then his little brother tries to blow it out for him but the dad keeps putting a paper plate between the lil bro and the candles? Yeah. That’s what’s happening at Wayne manor right now, happy birthday Tim.

#i want to be clear both damian and jason are trying to blow out Tim’s candles #you’d think it be dick with the plate #actually it’s Cass #dick is trying to tackle jason out of the frame #duke and steph are videotaping yelling FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT #babs has ten bucks on Cass winning #bruce isn’t taking that bet but he does have ten bucks on dick and jason accidentally knocking the cake over #alfred would be stopping them but he made an exact cake for this purpose and he knows if they break cake 1 they’ll behave out of guilt #tim would fight back but the blackmail material from this is just… too good #he waits for damian to launch himself at him and just ducks… damian knocks jason and dick into the cake #tim drake #damain wayne #jason todd

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mossiparks · 1 year

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its been raining

#friday the 13th #jason voorhees #my favorite thing of the 2009 friday the thirteenth is the jason steals from the townies #and they all know its him #the town i bet sides with jason on killing kids anyway #because yknow trespassing and right to bear arms #they seem to be the type to think that it's jason's right to defend himself

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zannolin · 3 months

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me thinking about ferrin saying "only a fool would bet on you this time. so i will." to jason before they leave mianamon like

#beyonders #mullblogging #not just that jason trusted ferrin but that ferrin put his faith in jason too.....#like i feel like. we dont talk about ferrin trusting back #bc oh well jasons trustworthy! they all are! so it's not unexpected ferrin would trust them #except. why would he trust anyone? he's been raised to do the exact opposite. he's a deceiver by nature/nurture so he knows not to trust pp #and yet. and yet he trusts jason. and he knows exactly how likely they are to fail and he says: i'll bet on you anyway #like WHAT the hell

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waddingham · 1 year

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the fact that rebecca knows encouragement will do better than pressure with ted even if she Can't help but be unhinged about it fldndjdkn she's got the spirit <3

#[crazy eyes] i BELIEVE in you ted #tl blogging #how many times did she break jason? ill bet hannah knows the exact number fksndjdjfnkdnn

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jankwritten · 2 years

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Jason Grace who finally has enough and turns around and snaps at the people who poke and prod at him about being perfect. His team loses ten seconds in a race because someone tripped and fell and they stopped to help, and someone on one of the lower-ranking teams makes an offhanded comment about how Jason probably wished they hadn't wasted the time and they kinda nudge him like he's in on the joke but he turns around and shoves them flat onto their ass instead. He kicks dirt on them. He says, "don't even begin to act like you know what's going on inside my head," through gritted teeth with a voice that's just a shade more voice than growl.

I want Jason Grace playing a secret role board game and everybody keeps joking that Jason can't possibly be the villain because he'd give himself up, that's just how perfect Jason Grace is, he can't even fake being evil for thirty minutes, haha, meanwhile Jason grips tighter and tighter to the little traitor token in his pocket and loses the game, because he got lost in making that one specific person miserable.

Camp-wide truth or dare where people keep giving Jason all the tame fetch-quest type dares like they all think he'd immediately protest to anything even slightly straying from the rules to the point that he starts targeting other people with the worst dares he can think of, asking the nastiest truths, things that go beyond petty gossip into realities. They decide to end the game early because he asked one of the Aphrodite boys if it was true he laughed while his capture the flag teammate nearly bled out last weekend.

Jason Grace who had all of his wolf traits beaten out of him by a merciless system that couldn't see who he was beyond a name, a son, a soldier, so when he bares his teeth it's not to threaten he'll physically bite yknow. Because when he snaps it's not his jaw it's his tongue you need to worry about.

Jason Grace who is a menace, and not in a good cute fun way. Jason Grace who is a bully and an asshole and he sucks and he deserves it.

#WOW i'm in a fucking mood tonight partners holy shit #pjo #jason grace #hoo #evil Jason Gracce #If you can call it that #really more chatoic neutral jason than Evil Jason #yfeel me #he's only going after the people who go after him first he's just being WAY meaner about it #i'm in a vindictive little mood because my brain is an asshole today ugh #percy: haha oh i bet you hate that your diorama is just slightly off scale bet that bothers you soooo much #jason: are you truly sure that your dad loves you? i mean really. do you look in the mirror and see someone who deserves a father's love?#percy:#FUCK now I wish I remembered who made that post earlier about Jason and Percy having a more irked relationship #like they DOn'T like one another but they're still making out about it you know #yeah that's this Jason #but also of course this Jason has a soft spot for Nico still because Nico has never once pressed those ideals onto him #Jason will slash someone's throat open with pointed words and then turn and snuggle his cheek against Nico's hair immediately after #help my jason grace and my kent parson are bleeding into one another #oh man. oh fucking man this just gave me SUCH an idea for hockey au....

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