Headcannon that Jane and Crowley had such good friendship and she definetly knew his true identity, and Crowley would talk to her all about Aziraphale to the point where all her novels' love stories were inspired by Aziraphale and Crowley.
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"He's right, you know," agreed a small girl with a ponytail. "You are rubbish. And probably a faggot."
— Good Omens, by Terry Prachett and Neil Gaiman, p. 68
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arE yOu noT heRe for intiMAte pErsoNal rElaXatiOn and stRESs reLief foR The disCerninG geNtlemAn?
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— Ursula K. Le Guin, from “A Rant About ‘Technology’”
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the original got deleted but i finally managed to find a screenshot of the tweet that’s been living in my mind since july of last year
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noo don’t cry about july ending and the time passing, just remember the july poem :)
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Reporter: Tell us Bruce, why have you recently decided to work out more? Do you just want to compete with our Clark? Or is it-
Bruce: My kids.
Reporter: I’m sorry what?
Bruce: I work out so I can still lift them.
Reporter: …
Bruce: if you have nothing else to ask I’m going to leave now. Let’s go Jaylad.
Bruce just picks up Jason and leaves.
Jason looks like a large dog that clearly isn’t used to being in the air.
Like this.
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Alastor: *Gets down on one knee*
Lucifer: Oh my god, it's finally happening!
Alastor: *Falls over*
Lucifer: The poison is kicking in
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