Rebecca Ross, Divine Rivals
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Things Hazbin Hotel Characters Absolutely Have Said
Angel Dust: You call it "really bad at darts", I call it "freestyle acupuncture."
Husk: ...I'm going to have to ask you to leave the bar.
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Nifty: I learned a valuable lesson from this.
Charlie: I’m guessing they are all horrible distortions on the lesson you actually should’ve taken away…
Nifty: DEATH ISN’T REAL AND I AM BASICALLY GOD!
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Lucifer: Dammit, you ruin everything!
Alastor: You're welcome!
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Vaggie: Hey, about that love letter you sent me-
Charlie: *blushes* What are your thoughts?
Vaggie: The fourth sentence-
Charlie: Yeah, that’s where I got really emotional and I-
Vaggie: It’s “you’re” not “your”.
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Angel Dust, with a headache: Advil me up, daddy.
Husk: I will short out the language centre of your brain if you say anything like that ever again.
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Cherri: Please, picking locks is my specialty.
Cherri *throws a brick through the window*
Cherri: Okay, let’s go.
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Sir Pentious: We can't lose. Because we have this. *points to their chest*
Vaggie: We have heart?
Sir Pentious: Heart? No, me. I'm pointing at myself. I'm going to win this for us.
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Remus: very seriously You need to stop doing weird things to cope with the stress. Going outside might help.
James: I went to the park today.
Remus: There you go! I hope you got something from that.
James: opening his coat This duck.
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The Amazing Devil truly knocked it out of the park with Fair in terms of love songs i mean its got everything. Domesticity, deep adoration, confessions of love when youre sure no one else can hear, a that's what she said joke, yogurt, genuinely dont think there's a more romantic song on the face of the earth
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