Jason's body jerked on reflex when he felt someone grab his hand. Unable to pull away he swiftly looked down to face his assailant. The curses he was going to yell died on his tongue when he saw a little kid trying to pull him somewhere by his arm.

Dumbfounded, he asked, "What are you doing?"

"I'm kidnapping you!" The kid growled, feet skidding on the ground where his ratty sneakers couldn't gain enough traction to help the poor kid. "How are you so heavy?!"

Jason, in all his 6ft and 200+ pound glory, just stared at the kid whose hands were too small to even cover one of his, what was he? Five? Jason lifted his arm taking the kid up with it. The kid looked so shocked by this and Jason took the opportunity to start asking questions, "So what did you wanna kidnap me for?"

Snapping out of his shock the kid replied with, "You are very dad shaped."

"What."

The kid seemed to realize what he said and backtracked a bit, "I don't need you to be my dad-dad just my fake dad."

That clarified things a little, "Why do you need a fake dad?"

"To avoid the foster system! I heard Gothams is really really bad and I've been living just fine on my own!" on his own?! A kid this small?! "But im pretty sure someone called the child cops or something cause people in suits keep trying to catch me or talk to me."

Aka Danny finds out hes a clone and is deaged to his actual age and is roaming around Gotham in the DC universe as a homeless farel child who keeps doing deranged things.

Jason:Gay as hell to be The Signal.What're you signaling?To other men that you're avaliable🤨?

Duke:Nigga i'm gay for a lot of reasons but none of all three of my Dads are one of them.Spiderpunk might be though

Tim:'Might'

Duke:SHUT UP EX-BENEFACTOR

When your estrogen works girl wonders vs When your Lazarus Pit top surgery didn't work quite right

If Floyd were a dad, he'd definitely sing this song to his kid

I headcanon Floyd wants to be a dad, and it makes sense that he'd sing this song.

red hood, the best crime boss there ever was

incorrect quote 1

*b-list evil mastermind being a typical b-lister*

redhood: I think I've had just about enough of you guy. you made my minion cry, no one makes my minion cry except me.

incorrect quote 2

crazy quilt: after all minions are just tools

red hood: you shut your jowls! minions are the heart and soul of villainy! the bad guy is only as good as his underlings ,it doesn't matter what his rank is

I want to be a dad someday. I really hope my life improves to the point where that's possible for me

Idk that's the whole post, really

#Dadhood #dad #Father #parents #YouTubeChannel Dadhood is an amazing and beautiful journey. It's one that is filled with ups and downs, but ultimately it's a rewarding experience. It's a time when you get to watch your children grow and learn, while also teaching them valuable life lessons. It's a time of laughter and love, but also of frustration and worry. But through it all, dadhood is an incredible adventure that is worth taking. So if you're thinking about becoming a dad, don't hesitate - jump right in and enjoy the ride! Every day is a new adventure with your child. You watch them grow and change every day, and it's amazing to see how much they progress in just a short amount of time. They always keep you on your toes and there's never a dull moment.

There's no question that being a dad is one of the hardest jobs out there. But what happens when you also have to be the breadwinner for your family? Suddenly, the demands on your time and energy are even greater. That's where the term "dadpreneur" comes in. A dadpreneur is a father who is also an entrepreneur. This can mean anything from starting your own business to working from home to freelancing. It's a drastic step, but one that can be incredibly important for fathers who want to provide for their families while also spending more time with them. Of course, it's not always easy to balance work and family life. But there are plenty of resources out there to help dadpreneurs make it work Watch video https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AU_qZ2OwGKU

just guys being dudes dads

Chapters: 5/? Fandom: Undertale (Video Game) Rating: Not Rated Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Characters: Nightmare Gang (Undertale), Star Sanses - Character, Undertale au characters and oc's Additional Tags: Dreamtale Nightmare Sans (Undertale), Bad Sanses | Nightmare's Gang (Undertale), Horrortale Sans (Undertale), Dreamtale Sans | Dream (Undertale), Killer Sans (Undertale) - Freeform, Dusttale Sans (Undertale), Error Sans (Undertale) - Freeform, _____tale Sans | Ink (Undertale), Xtale Sans | Cross (Undertale), Age Regression/De-Aging, Alien Planet, World building is immense and i have no self control :D, Fluff, dadmare, Parental Dreamtale Nightmare Sans (Undertale), Nightmare has no idea how to care for a child, neither does Dream, they need help Summary:

It is the end.The multiverse has collapsed. But then... some have survived somehow. Now they must start from total scratch. On the planet of Novus

Jason was cursed. That was all he really knew.

Stalking through the shadows was second nature to him thankfully. He didn't know how the others would react if they saw him like this but he needed help to reverse whatever this was.

Maybe if he took out some criminals the other bats would realize he wasn't exactly what he seemed and prompt an investigation. Luckily for him there was an armored vehicle being robbed nearby.

He enjoyed the screams of terror let out by the two remaining robbers once they spotted him. Taking out the first few had been easy but now he needed to play with them until one of the other bats appeared. Jason was playfully dodged bullets, prompting one of the robbers to swear, "I was expecting sassy bats, not Tony the Tiger on steroids!"

"Forget the money man!" The other said as he rushed on top of a nearby dumpster "I don't wanna be eaten!"

Twack!

Dumpster guy went down with a thud as Red Robin landed nearby, bo staff at the ready. Great! Tim will probably notice the unconscious but very not dead people at Jason's feet...paws...and understand that Tigers don't just do that. Especially ones big enough to place a saddle on and ride like a horse.

Fortunately thats exactly what happened, unfortunately tim came to the assumption that Unnaturally large tiger + targeted attacks + enhanced intelligence = escaped animal experiment. It makes sense and Jason is mad he didn't think about it which lead to him having to run from Tim as his little brother tries to sedate him from a distance so he can take the giant tiger to the zoo.

A zoo! They were actually going to put him in a zoo! Jason whirled around, finding himself cornered by Tims gadgets and cunning, only for Tim to stop, appear confused and start looking for Jason even though he was right in front of him.

A tapping on his paw had him looking down.

There, next to the furry orange of his foot looked to be a liquid shadow with Lazarus green eyes. I can explain. The shadow said, but we need to get away from the bird first.

Once they were safe from the bats the shadow introduced himself as Phantom and revealed he had been cursed by the same person who cursed Jason and proposed they they worked together to remove thier curses and defeat the person who did this to them.

Jason had no objections and Phantoms powers were very useful, even if he was stuck as a liquid shadow. Jason's curse was difficult to break but they managed to get it halfway so where Jason could shift between man and beast like a werewolf, Phantoms wasn't so easy.

Phantoms curse actually removed parts of his spirit and embedded them into precious gems and jewelry across the globe. It sounded like a hassle but from what he gathered about Phanton was that he was a recently deceased teen and Jason wasn't about to just abandon him.

Aka Twilight Princess with a batpham twist

Also Damian is hellbent on adopting the rideable Tiger, much to Jason's mortification

It's so FUCKING INFURIATING AND EMBARRASING how fanon Jason Todd stans always tell newbie Jason fans 'Don't read comics,just make shit up!!!' when they SHOULD tell them 'If you're scared to read comics,just watch Under The Red Hood!' when it's the perfect Jason adaption and average movie length!!!If you like Jason Todd but haven't actually consumed his media yet and want to get started,ignore those niggas because they're the same people who pretend Jason's Robin dosen't exist because he's black,are disgusted that all three of his love interests have been woc because they want him to only date white boys and white pick me girls and complete erase Jason's autistic-coding,goth punk slay and just his entire swag including what'd make him beyond good afrolatino rep but are foul enough to hc him as latino anyway.Those are the devils talking and you should tune them out by starting up Utrh and you should get your favorite snacks for too because you deserve them and i've read every Jason issue ever so if you want more info on him when you're done follow me since i'll actually know what i'm talking about,i love y'all and stay hydrated and ignoring Janky Talker truthers

All three of my faves too......Is 15 the unlucky number in superhero dimensions or something

Sal and Ashley incompatibility headcanon

WARNING: CHAPTER 4 SPOILERS AHEAD

Sal wants kids. Babysitting Soda was probably what made him realize that he really wants to be a dad despite the challenges that come with raising a child.

Ashley doesn't want kids. Dealing with her kid brother Ben when she had to look after him while their parents were still at work was probably a pain in the ass for her, especially considering the fight Ashley and Ben had about Ashley not crying over their grandmother's death.

Parent Jason Todd fics:

I'm missing one where Jason finds a baby in a dumpster...

Parent-Hood by meanids.

Adopt-a-bat by batsaboutbat.

Unexpected Blessings by Sun_Moon_Stars_Jedi.

Shadows Watch Over Me by Jace_Stump20.

Jason's Small Army of Children (That He Totally Didn't Adopt) by BookPanda.

Annual reminder that Aang wasn't a terrible dad, that one episode was badly written and had poor perspective. Aang was a busy, working dad who had a lot of stuff to do, and then suddenly his third kid was a full-on Airbender and he was literally the only one qualified to teach this baby, so then he finally had an excuse to put his family before his duties ("My family IS my duty now, suckers!!!"), and so Kya and Bumi were all "What the heck, Dad???" because they were now teens (iirc) and they missed out on all that stuff.

It was basically Aang going from "my family has 20% of my time" to "my family has 40% of my time". Still not enough, probably, but Aang could finally go and explore his own culture without feeling guilty about leaving the rest of the world to fend for itself.