Ace: I failed our mother
Ace: Sell me back to the store you got me from
Ace: I was discount for a reason
Garp: *nods*
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my dad just put on a jerma video and jerma said hi and my dad said "hi jerma!"
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My mom was trying to send my dad and I a list of things we had to do before guests arrived, but she was driving and autocorrect made all her words incomprehensible. The very last item on the list just said “piss 😎” and I woke myself up before I could respond.
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My dad got Tumblr. He became a thirst trap in minutes. His Tumblr username? Dad. Just dad.
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We ask your questions so you don’t have to! Submit your questions to have them posted anonymously as polls.
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