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sleepy-bebby · 2 days ago
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one-weird-mammal-a-day · a day ago
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You ever post sloth bears? They're easily the most fucked up bear. They look normalish but for example, you see this one panting like a dog with its tongue out? Its tongue isn't out. That's its lip
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They mostly eat termites, but it doesn't use its tongue like a self respecting eater of ants and termites. It sucks. Hard. The sucking cam be heard for 180 meters, 600 feet.
Because they suck on a lot dirt, they tend to suck up a lot of dirt, permanently fucking up their teeth. Juviniles eat meat, older bears simply can't.
Elephants hate them! Elephants charge at sloth bears on sight, even individual elephants that have never seen a bear before. We don't know why
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This is the msot aggressive species of bear <3
They have a cool skull c:
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madpatti · 23 hours ago
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Colored this drawing of my little slasher animals series. I'll do more when I feel better/get the time :)
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cristalplanetheart · a day ago
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missswap · a day ago
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‘’Stop doing that! And get in the car!’’
‘’Not a chance babe. I grew this soft tummy with care so I decide what I do with it. I tell you it´s really comforting feeling it... squeezing it... filling it. Hahaha!’’
Ugh, I can´t stand my ´´wife´´ now molesting my former body like that. Ever since we woke up in each other's bodies caused by this thing the media calls the Great Shift. First I was happy my wife had my body and not some weird stranger. But now I really resent that my wife is in my body. Before we swapped I kept my body in pretty decent shape and took care of the way I looked. But since she has my body it changed it completely. 
It began with growing that terrible beard. Then she stopped going to the gym and began eating lots of fast food. To as she called it satisfy his new bodily hunger. She gained a lot of weight over the few months she has my body and clearly took pride in it.
She confessed she has a thing for the dad-bod. My wife said she wants to transform my body into a ‘’Bear’’. Not sure wants she means by that but I think it's not something I will like. Looking at the bags filled with donuts and other junk, I wonder if I even want that body back.
‘’Now get in the car!’’
‘’Just a sec babe I’m taking a cholate bar.’’  
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thebeardlyben · 2 hours ago
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Ko-fi doodles for some cool people! You can get your own doodle for a minimum of $40 if you pledge to my goal: https://ko-fi.com/thebeardlyben/goal?g=39
Thanks!
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jokuvainart · 2 days ago
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weed bear
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catolysttfs · a day ago
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Dracule Mihawk -> Bearish Slob
Hey I’m back, sorta. Due to real life events, I will remain mostly inactive here.
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danthecuddlebear · a day ago
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beardedmrbean · a day ago
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Fairly accurate rendition of me waking up in the morning
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babyfoxcollectionthings · 6 hours ago
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roughneckpantheon · a day ago
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BlueWhiteBear
"That's your view when you suck my fat dick."
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redoqs · 22 hours ago
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So you finally came out the feet closet? I’m so proud of you bestie!!!
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The what? Nah, I still ain’t into feet, not me, no ma’am.
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raccoon-rogers · 3 hours ago
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bienmoreau · 4 months ago
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He’s in the soup! 💕
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