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Fogpaw in the new @clangenrising update:
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Druid: *loudly drinking from a pine cone*
Sorcerer: Whu- d- How are you doing that?
Druid: Hm? Oh, have you never before supped upon pinéd cone? It’s quite simple: you just have to know the proper way to milk the cone.
Sorcerer: NEVER SAY THOSE WORDS. EVER AGAIN.
#druid#sorcerer#incorrect quotes#incorrect dnd quotes#dnd#dungeons and dragons#incorrect dungeons and dragons quotes#incorrect dnd classes#mod meme#submission#thatonekobold#source: epithet erased
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Karlach, about Gortash: I’m gonna hit him.
Tav: No, wait, we need his help!
Karlach: But I wanna hit him!
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Kumoko: It sure is convenient that n%I=W completely heals me after each battle
Kumoko: I’m pretty sure my remaining bones were Super Broken.
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A Quote for my "DRDT Wheel KG"
Nico: (having finished venting to Arei about their past)
Arei: (looking oddly sympathetic) You're kind of a pushover. Aren't you, Nico?
Nico: (jolting back) ...I'm sorry!
Arei: (rolling her eyes) See? That's EXACTLY what I'm talking about! You're letting all those DUMB classmates and family members bully you, and you're okay with hiding your identity from everybody else here, because "I might say the wrong thing and make everyone hate me"? What is that crap?!
Arei: (shrugging) Like, you probably believe that "it's nice to be nice", or whatever. But, you can't just let people step on you!
Arei: (oddly heartfelt) You're just as important as everyone else is, Nico!
Nico: (taken aback) Really?
Arei: (smiling) Yeah! You're my minion now! All my minions are important! I can't have anyone, apart from me, stepping over my minions! You've gotta learn to STAND up for yourself!
Arei: (pointing to Nico) Got it?!
Nico: (as aggressively as they can muster) NO!
Nico: (back to normal, happily) How's that?
Arei: (smugly) Ha! Nice try! I'm your queen bee, so you have to listen to me! Not bad, though! We'll work on it! I want all my minions to be the BEST they can be, so that, when I finally become the Queen Bee of Hope's Peak Academy-
Arei: (evilly) -I'LL BE THE MOST POWERFUL QUEEN BEE IN THE WORLD!
#fusion's thoughts#fusion's aus#drdt wheel kg#fanganronpa#danganronpa fangame#danganronpa despair time#drdt#arei nageishi#nico hakobyan#incorrect quotes#source: epithet erased
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red hood, the best crime boss there ever was
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*b-list evil mastermind being a typical b-lister*
redhood: I think I've had just about enough of you guy. you made my minion cry, no one makes my minion cry except me.
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crazy quilt: after all minions are just tools
red hood: you shut your jowls! minions are the heart and soul of villainy! the bad guy is only as good as his underlings ,it doesn't matter what his rank is
#incorrect dc quotes#source: epithet erased#jason todd#red hood#dc incorrect quotes#jason todd incorrect quotes#giovanni potage#dcu#dadhood#my shit
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Cole: *loudly drinking from a pine cone*
Danny: Whu- d- How are you doing that?
Cole: Hm? Oh, have you never before supped upon pinéd cone? It’s quite simple: you just have to know the proper way to milk the cone.
Danny: NEVER SAY THOSE WORDS. EVER AGAIN.
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Nancy: Dammit, there’s too many of them. Robin, attack!
Robin: Huh? I don’t have a weapon!
Nancy: Oh, my bad! Here, I have a new weapon you’ll love! *She drops a gun in her hands*
Robin: Wh- n- I DON’T WANT THIS!!
#ronance#nancy wheeler#robin buckley#stranger things#incorrect stranger things quotes#incorrect stranger things quote#incorrect quotes#incorrect quote#source: epithet erased#fandsart
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Main Hero: No-one would really be forward enough to tell their enemies about their powers, would they? Unless... Of course! They're trying to lure me into a false sense of security! We'll joke's on them, I've never been secure in my life!
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Zuke: Hey, Aunty, May and I trying to keep a better handle on finances. Do you have any coupons we can use?
Aunty: Oh, yes. I have a coupon that takes ten ringgit off your next order.
Aunty: It’s called a ten ringgit bill.
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Eridan: of course! theyre trying to lure me into a false sense of security! wwell, jokes on them! ivve nevver been secure in my life! and im not going to start now!
#submission#eridan ampora#source: epithet erased#eridan fits way too well as sheep boy sylvie#//#homestuck#incorrect homestuck quotes#mod terezi#okay just this once in a very long line of recurring occasions that i refer to as 'just this once' eridan is a mood
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Amaryllis: Well, well. If it isn't the Disaster of Ceremonies.
Rosemary: Ha! Joke's on you! That title is awesome and I'm gonna steal it for unironic future use!
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Geoffrey: Well, well. If it isn't the Disaster of Ceremonies.
Edgar: Ha! Joke's on you! That title is awesome and I'm gonna steal it for unironic future use!
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Ajantis: *accidentally does something illegal*
Ajantis, immediately flagging down the nearest Flaming Fist officer: Hello? I would like to go to jail.
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D, to Katia: Congratulations, little boy. You’ve officially been promoted to Girl!
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Roy: [accidentally does something illegal]
Roy, calling 911: hello? I would like to go to jail.
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