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mister-dirty-hands · 2 months
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i love how fanon harry is either "how dare you fucking speak to me" or "hey guys lets go burn down a building it'll be fun trust"
and canon harry is like
both
in the most chaotic way possible
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triski73 · 26 days
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Flying in a dream,
stars by the pocketful
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kneecaps-the-marauder · 9 months
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James: If we had a ship name what would it be
Regulus: Jegulus, obviously
James: not blotter?
Regulus: Why the fuck would it be blotter
James: Our last names! when we get married we have to mix them together
Regulus: James, thats not how lastnames work
James: Well I'm not taking yours, I'm a feminist
Regulus: James what-
James: ROTTER! FINAL ANSWER
Regulus: THAT MAKES EVEN LESS SENSE
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achiepy · 3 months
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deserved.
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revwatts · 2 months
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Petition to make
'loud, chaotic and dramatic husky girlfriend x sunshine, lovable and adorable golden retriever boyfriend'
to happen.
"Chaos follow me everywhere I go." Boyfriend x "Are you calling me chaos!?" Girlfriend
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nostalgicacademia · 5 months
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It's never too late to go back to Hogwarts
PS: Here you can download my Dark Academia article in PDF "link".
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daddiesdrarryy · 1 year
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Draco: My New Year’s resolution is to stop talking about Potter
Pansy: Really?
Draco: Well, talk less about Potter
Pansy: Really?
Draco: …
Draco: One time a day?
Pansy: Doubtful
Draco: Oh shut up, Pansy. What about you?
Pansy: I’ll gossip less
Blaise: Draco has a higher chance of shutting up about Potter than you quitting your binge shopping hobby, Pansy
Pansy: Okay, I’ll do it if you stop spending your mother’s money on spoiling Ron
Blaise: …I don’t agree to that
Theodore: And my resolution is to stop hoeing around and sleeping with guys
Draco, Pansy, Blaise: …
Draco: You already broke it
Theodore: Yeah…
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Hermione: What are your New Year’s resolutions?
Ron: My resolution is to go on a diet
Ginny: Aren’t you dating Blaise Zabini, who, by the way, buys every food he could for you?
Ron: …unrelated, next!
Hermione: Well, mine is to read more books
Ron: Careful, Hermione, or else there won’t be any books left for you to read
Ginny: That sucks, by the way. You should do something fun, like go to a pub more this year
Hermione: But I don’t want to…
Ginny: Okay, anyway, I’ll try to jinx fewer people for teasing Luna this year
Harry: That’s nic—
Ginny: I’ll knee them in the guts instead
Hermione: …what about you, Harry?
Harry: Mine’s to stop thinking about what Malfoy is up to
Ron: You’re holding the Marauders’ map in your hand
Harry: That’s also very unrelated, I’m not looking at him
Ron: Oh, I think he’s going to our dorm
Harry: WHERE?
Hermione, Ron, Ginny: …
Harry: That does not prove anything
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nitefise-art · 1 year
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Un jour je serai de retour près de toi
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wolfstardaughter-jj · 2 years
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Random Ravenclaw: I wonder how Lupin-Black survives dating a chaotic mess like Weasley.
Random Hufflepuff: Right? He's good looking and all but I don't think I could survive the constant pranking and detentions.
~meanwhile with Y/n & Fred~
Y/n: Can I-
Fred: No love, you will not eat the levitation candy.
Y/n, pouts: But I wanna fly like Peter pan.
Fred: And I don't want you to end up on the Great Hall ceiling and never get back down. They're just prototypes, they're still in the works.
Y/n: But-
Fred: No buts, sorry love.
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honeyedagger · 15 days
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swimming au where james and sirius are trying to drown each other for fun, remus is trying to drown himself purposely and peter is actually drowning.
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crimsonlovebartylus · 4 months
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wolfstar & bartylus on date:
Sirius: so what are YOUR intentions with my brother.
Barty: no. what are YOUR intentions with mine.
Remus:
Regulus:
Remus: what? no? i'm an only child
Barty: *whisper hisses* not anymore, you're my brother now. *turns to sirius and points* now, speak black
Sirius: well uh.. well.. my intentions are to.. be with him forever.. uh.. *blinks*
Regulus: I swear to god.
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triski73 · 26 days
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booksmartstreetdummy · 2 months
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driftingoffthegrid · 13 days
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*me at 15 trying to act normal around my friend(s) after spending the entire previous night furiously reading atyd for the first time*
“so have you guys heard of david bowie?”
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achiepy · 3 months
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