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h0esbetrippin · 2 days
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Remus:
Sirius: “I am not☝🏻 fuckin drunk☝🏻”
Remus:
Remus: “can you tell the time?”
Sirius: “..Yes.”
Sirius, at the clock: “I am not 👉🏻🕘 fuckin drunk👉🏻🕘”
(Please tell me someone else remembers this video)
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made-by-moon · 2 days
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The Marauders era characters as things people in my school said p.2:
"My fingers are so small it's depressing."- Sirius Black
"I'm so gonna bob ross you."- Marlene McKinnon doing Sirius' make up for the first time
"I'm Fleamont Potter. I don’t have any pets but I have two children so I think that counts."- Fleamont Potter at some book club introducing himself (after adopting Sirius)
"You have no shame in English."- Regulus Black (prob after Sirius said some outrageous shit)
"Awww you know me so well. It scares me."- Remus Lupin to Lily
"They would go to an Irish pub but they would run away because people started to sing and that induces homophobic feelings or something."- Remus Lupin
"They're so straight, they're gay."- Dorcas Meadowes about Barty and Evan
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digital-kam · 2 days
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where can i read crimson rivers? i searched on ao3 but nothing comes up in english pls help
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littleliterarylesbian · 3 months
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Sirius: And now! I must leave! My darling Moonbeam needs me!
Regulus: Whore.
Regulus: Oh my god, who said that?
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jamespotterbbg · 2 months
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my roman empire is that the actors for sirius and remus thought they were portraying a couple.
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florsial · 3 months
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14-year-old Harry connecting the time of his birth: I was an accident, wasn't I? Everyone:... Regulus: We don't love you any less James: Reg! Sirius: Yeah, well Regulus was too, it's fine, Bambi Regulus: Better than your godfather, he was a regret Lily:...Better than your godfather Sirius: HEY! Pandora: It's okay Harry, Evan was an accident too Evan: I'm the older twin?? Remus: If it makes you feel better, Narcissa's boy was born around the same time James: I can't believe you guys
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fox-marauder · 7 days
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"not all men" you're right remus lupin would never
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crimsonlovebartylus · 2 months
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a hot chicago day: [Montrose Beach]
Regulus: i fucking hate the beach why are we here?
Lily: to smoke weed
Sirius: to find hot guys
Regulus: well where the weed and where the hot guys?
Sirius and Lily: *lowers their sunglasses* right over their.
Regulus: holy. fuck. *stands up* the one with tattoos and piercings and blue tips on his hair is mine.
Lily: be my guest, the one with the joint, tan skin and wavy hair, wearing a mexican jersey is mine.
Sirius: bad taste, the one with the chain, tall enough to climb and piercings, is mine.
Barty, Remus and James:
James: no chinges, why do i always have to go up to people.
Barty: your the most approachable
Remus: and than the red head might not pepper spray us. she looks like she means business..
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moonyswarmsweaters · 11 days
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”I’m tired, I think I will go to bed”
She said, opening yet another fanfic about dead gay wizards form the 70s.
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h0esbetrippin · 2 months
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Mcgonagall watching two
mischievous, funny brothers
grow up together and be thrown
into a war just for one of them to die
(James & Sirius)
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Mcgonagall watching two
mischievous, funny brothers
grow up together and be thrown
into a war just for one of them to die
(Fred & George)
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made-by-moon · 18 days
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The Marauders era characters as things people in my school said:
"Sometimes, you have to girlboss through life."- Marlene McKinnon
"Honestly? Take your british accent and shove it up your ass and shut the fuck up."- Regulus Black
"It's not my generation that created situationships. It was you. Shame on you."- Slughorn about Barty and Evan
"He may be a bastard but he is our bastard"- James Potter about Remus
"Ride me like a stallion I am *neighs*"- Sirius Black
"Great ideas come from great cocks."- Remus Lupin, stoned out of his mind
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msvanillalatte · 4 months
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Realization
*Remus and Regulus next to eachother studying* Sirius: *staring at Remus* Doesn't he look lovely today? James: *staring at Regulus* Yeah... He does. Sirius: Hey! Quit looking at my boyfriend, you prick! James: Your boyfriend!? Stop complimenting mine! *they both look at eachother for a long minute* Sirius: James, ARE YOU DATING MY LITTLE BROTHER?! James: ARE YOU GOING OUT WITH MOONY?!
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littleliterarylesbian · 2 months
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James: he's manipulative two sided and cold to YOU. to ME he's the love of my life.
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jamespotterbbg · 1 month
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girl dinner is rosekiller fanfictions with a downright mental barty crouch jr and a go with the flow evan rosier
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phsychobanana · 4 months
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Remus: Fuck, Marry, Kiss. James- Regulus: Marry James, Fuck James, Kiss James. Remus: I didn't fini- Regulus: Did I stutter? James, hiding behind the wall eavesdropping: WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOO Sirius who is also eavesdropping: You brotherfucker
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fox-marauder · 8 days
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how are all my marauders-swiftie-obsessed-with-the-tortured-poets-department girlies doing?
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