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made-by-moon · 1 day
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The Marauders era characters as things people in my school said p.2:
"My fingers are so small it's depressing."- Sirius Black
"I'm so gonna bob ross you."- Marlene McKinnon doing Sirius' make up for the first time
"I'm Fleamont Potter. I don’t have any pets but I have two children so I think that counts."- Fleamont Potter at some book club introducing himself (after adopting Sirius)
"You have no shame in English."- Regulus Black (prob after Sirius said some outrageous shit)
"Awww you know me so well. It scares me."- Remus Lupin to Lily
"They would go to an Irish pub but they would run away because people started to sing and that induces homophobic feelings or something."- Remus Lupin
"They're so straight, they're gay."- Dorcas Meadowes about Barty and Evan
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cressthebest · 2 days
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Crimson Rivers thoughts pt. 19
chapter 33:
1. awwww being close to sirius again is the best part of reg’s life now
2. “James nearly breaks his fucking neck to do a double-take as soon as Regulus is led out again. If he was a dog, his ears would be standing straight up in intense interest. Sirius whacks him on the back of his head in what seems to be a reflex, most likely because James is doing absolutely nothing to hide the fact that he's currently undressing Regulus with his eyes.”
😭😭😭 james, keep it in your pants
3. i love that when people are jokingly mean to james, the first thing he does is call for his mum. he’s such a momma’s boy
4. james and reg being dressed up pretty <3333
5. effie and monty 💕💕🥰🥰
6. i love everyone teasing james and regulus for their crushes. they’re so funny 😭😭
7. oh. james leaving a flower at the door everyday is reg’s reason for getting up in the morning
8. their disabilities are not being ignored!!!!
9. i- they’re gonna have to visit the districts of all their friends from the arena, knowing that they walked those same streets and breathed that same air, and have to be fine
10. 😧 district twelve was where remus lived. i- sirius is not gonna do well
11. plsss lyall is so scared of why sirius would be knocking at his door
12. stop, this conversation with lyall is making me cry
13. lyall is gonna write remus a letter. i’m SOBBING
14. sirius missing remus is making me miss him too
15. “"You just found out my son is a murderer," Lyall informs him, raising his eyebrows slowly.
Sirius blinks. "Mr. Lupin, I'm also a murderer. I've killed twelve people."”
😳 they’re both on thin ice but that exchange is also unnecessarily funny
16. 😭😭😭😭 sirius, buddy, you just told lyall that you and remus had sex. my boy, pls think before speaking next time
17. 😭😭😭 he just rambled more and admitted to being in love. sir 😭😭
chapter 34:
1. DORCAS SEES MARLENE FROM THE TRAIN
2. DORLENE HUGGG!! FUCK YEAH
3. i’m so mad at the riches that victors and the hollow receive, while there are literally people in starvation
4. god, they’re so gay. dorcas just gave marlene her ring
5. i can’t fucking deal with this. james sees vanity and hodges’ families
6. i knew i couldn’t deal with it, cause james’ speech to the families is making me cry
7. 😬 shit they just did the hallow is hollow chant. shit shit shit
8. james, stop being so harsh on yourself. you deserve the same grace that you gave sirius
9. 😧 evans only friend was regulus. i- i am not okay at all
10. sobbing, shit shit shit. they’re looking at evan’s tree
11. “They talk a lot, him and Evan. Or Evan's ghost. Regulus tells him secrets that he's never told another soul. Evan is his best friend, so why shouldn't he?”
deep breath. AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
12. 😭😭😭 regulus deciding that he must climb the tree even tho he doesn’t really want to
13. !!!! progress!! reg wants to sleep in james’ room!
14. “He won't see Evan in his dreams again for a long, long time.” 😐 i want to stare into author’s soul cause i hate them for this line
(also, if anyone knows author’s pronouns and could let me know, that would be great. idk if it’s something they shared or not, but if it is, i’d like to know)
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industrations · 1 month
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All three generations 🤍
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florsial · 5 months
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think think think
Regulus sneaks off to the Potters to give Sirius a secret Christmas gift and gets caught by Sirius and James who convince him to stay a bit longer, and every time Regulus is like, "I have to go" and Sirius is like, "It's Christmas Reg, cmon just a little longer, you can say that I dragged you here against your will or whatever, just stay a little for a bit longer." And Regulus, being loki helpless against his older brother, just agrees. And he begins to bond with everyone.
Eventually, Regulus accidentally stays the rest of the day and when he gets ready to finally leave, Effie is like, "Would you like to stay the night? It's quite late" and Monty just straight up says, "Would you like to stay forever?"
And that's how Regulus ran away. (Accidentally)
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sebbianas · 1 year
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regulus: *staring at monty*
james: why are you staring at my dad?
regulus: its just nice to know that you’ll age like fine wine
james:
monty: *winks at regulus*
james: DAD NO—
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popcornhee · 8 months
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Fleamont 😾
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After James came out
Euphemia: Careful, the plate is hot.
James: Don't worry, I'm attracted to pans, not plates.
Euphemia: 😑
Sirius: 🤦
Fleamont: 😆 [is really proud of his son's stupid dad joke]
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causereyna-artie · 3 months
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Just incase you're having a bad day, I want you to know that in some universe Fleamont Potter is probably throwing it back Desi drunk dad style at a jegulus wedding
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thedvilsinthedetails · 2 months
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Effie proposed to Monty.
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that-bitch-kat3 · 8 months
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sirius @ james when he runs away to the potters
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constancezin · 5 months
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Little glimps of James and Lily's wedding day
It was such a wonderful moment, full of joy and love. A moment in haven in the middle of the war.
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themarvelmarauder · 11 months
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James: the only person against us is my father
Regulus: what do you mean? Your dad loves me
James: my dad hates you
Regulus: are you sure?
James: look *goes to Fleamont*
James: Papi can I be with him?
Fleamont: of course
James: NO PAPI!!!!
Fleamont: James, I'm telling you to freaking be with him!
James: YEAH, BUT I LOVE HIM!
Fleamont: I like him too, he has money
James: WHY ARE YOU TRYING TO SEPERATE US?!
Fleamont: I'm not trying... I don't want to separate you
James: please don't do this to me! Please I'm gonna run away!
Fleamont: run away with him! Effie! Bring the holy water!
James: *sobbing*
Regulus: *very disappointed*
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venus-sqturn · 5 months
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fleamont and euphemia to james 😭
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midnightsera · 7 months
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sirius: monty is my favourite dilf🤭😍
james: pads what the fuck
james: take that back
sirius: i will when you stop sleeping with my brother
james:
james: sorry dad :(
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rosierslove · 5 months
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So, another headcanon.
Barty and James were childhood friends, means Barty knows/knew Fleamont Potter.
Barty always told Regulus how attractive and good looking Monty is when Regulus and James started dating.
Regulus always thought Barty overacts, like can Fleamont Potter really be that hot?
And then Regulus meets Monty...he definitely understood what Barty was talking about.
He never wanted to let James go again, knowing how he will age.
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farahhehe · 9 months
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*one evening at hogwarts"
James: truth or dare?
Marlene: truth.
James: who was your first crush ever?
Marlene: ...isn't it obvious?
James: No, if it was, I wouldn't be asking.
Marlene: Everyone knows who my first crush is james. Everyone. Even Minnie knows who my first crush is
James: what. You're kidding.
Marlene: Ask ANYONE in this room.
James: *looks at remus*
Remus: *slowly nods*
James: *looks at peter*
Peter: *also nods*
James: *looks at sirius with a little bit of hope*
Sirius: I know too, James.
James: BLOODY HELL EVEN SIRIUS.
Marlene: told ya.
James: FINE. OKAY, IM THE ONLY ONE WHO DOESN'T KNOW. WHO IS IT.
Marlene: Your mom.
James: Haha. Very funny, Marlene. But who is it. Like, actually.
Marlene: I'm being dead serious, James. Effie is my first ever crush.
Everyone else in the room except james: *agreeing*
James: *jokingly says* This is bullshit. This is like you saying Regulus has a crush on my dad.
Everyone else: *dead silence*
James: WHAT.
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