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rowretro · 3 months

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𝕄𝔼𝕋𝔸𝕃 𝕄𝔼𝔼𝕋𝕊 𝕃𝕆𝕍𝔼

✧taglist✧: @baevsxii @nikisdubblchococake @manooffline lilyofhoon

✧warnings: Yandere themes, toxic themes, unhealthy love, mentions of blood, manipulation(?), shirtless-ish Riki

♡synopsis: Nishimura Riki. The Robot created by Yang Jungwon himself, a robot that is insanely human like, inside and out. No one could tell he was a robot. However, the Robot had possessed demonly powers, from Satan himself. So I guess you could see it's a half robot. Yang y/n, the younger sister of Jungwon finds herself stuck to this robot 24/7 no matter what she tried, he will always be by her because she's his muse, his world, his love, his obsession.

(PART 5)

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The Yang siblings sat there silently, watching as the robot worked around the kitchen. "What do you think he's doing? do you think he's babyproofing it?" Y/n asked as Jungwon stared at her, his face had shock written all over it "Oi- no I'm not pregnant!... I meant- do you think he's baby proofing it because he thinks I'm immature?" Y/n asks as Jungwon goes silently "That would make perfect sense... but what part of baby proofing uses strawberries and rice cakes?" Jungwon asked as Y/n blinked.

"NI-KI bot what are you up to?" The girl asked as the robot frowned. "R-right... my bad- Riki- what are you doing?..." she asked as the robot continued chopping some fruit "Preparing dinner." he simply said as Y/n frowned "I- what? I'm the one who usually cooks... Jungwon can't cook for shit-" she said as the robot turned to her, suddenly planting a kiss on her forehead. "My love, My life, My battery, I don't want even a drip of blood leaving your body from chopping vegetables... so go take a seat and let me make dinner." he said as Y/n stared elsewhere, avoiding staring into his cameras that were planted into those stunning, dark eyes.

The girl cleaned around the house a little while Jungwon left the house to run a quick errand at his work place. The girl gasped when she came back. The table was all set, all sorts of perfectly cooked foods, plated aesthetically, decorating the beautiful table. "I-Is someone coming over?" Y/n asked as the robot went silent "no visitors expected today." He simply said as he took off his apron.

"Then why so much food?" she asked as Riki softly pushed her to sit at the table, serving her with some food. "For us. healthy, tasty and pretty." He said as he picked up some food with his chopsticks, feeding her softly. His fingers making their way to comb her hair back a little, as she feasted on the delectable goods. "I don't know why I'm so surprised a robot can cook... I've heard you sing, seen you dance, you really are the whole package..." Y/n trailed off as Riki smiled.

"But I can't love you... we can be friends? but even that is weird... I'm sorry but me and a robot? I'm going to look so crazy." Y/n admitted. The robot's eyes darkened "I'm only PART robot... god why is it taking so long for you to realise you have no choice but to fall in love with you pretty girl?" The robot asked in Japanese as the girl frowned, tilting her head in confusion. "Oh nothing... Just analysing some data" he lied as Y/n nodded.

Y/n helped clean the place up while Jungwon ate. Poor guy had to overwork. "Riki..." Y/n trailed off as she nervously fiddled with the hem of her skirt. "you're biting on the skin of your lips, hair looks like you just fiddled with it, you're fiddling with the hem of your skirt, you're thinking about something what is it?... what's troubling you princess?" The robot asked as the girl stared in a little shock. "O-Oh.. u-uh... w-well... the weekend's over and... I uh. I kinda have to- I uhm..." The girl was scared.

"You want to go to school?" he asked, his voice a few octaves deeper. scaring the girl more. Y/n stared at the ground, as Riki softly lifted her head so she was staring at him, his fingers just under her chin. "Riki it's kinda the law- a-and im turning 18 soon so I will be done soon anyway-" she tried to explain, only to be silenced by his lips. "I'll be going with you." He coldly said as y/n's jaw dropped.

A robot? in a school? Y/n with a robot boyfriend? she needs to keep his robotness a secret, of course the government or military won't be a big deal, I mean this robot can't even be harmed by acid or lava, what the fuck will 109487430498 measly rifles do to him? It's more the fact, he may end up killing so many students. He's going to raise the teachers' standards, it's just not ideal for a freaky demon robot to go to a place for humans. tomorrow was going to be pretty fun...

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yurababy · 1 year

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you are my answer— h.js (teaser)

hong jisoo x afab!reader, will be smut, part of the Don’t Listen in Secret series! can be read alone or w/ the other members’ (as of 04/15, cheol, han, & jihoon)

synopsis joshua tries, he really does try to be the calm and composed member, but his patience is just too short. when it runs out, he knows exactly where to go to cool down, or, technically, heat up.

notes fiction. this is fiction. i don’t think shua acts like this. i don’t know him. only a tiny tiny bit of my personal subconscious analysis as a fan and psychology major. i’m not s jihancheol shipper :3 that part is just for laughs ! i love shua and don’t think of him in any strange way… it’s just to build character bc this is fiction. even the parts of him thst i do think are somewhat accurate are more endearing then annoying. if u have a problem lmk. also jeonghan!! dlis!! jeonghan!! ok thanks. 800-ish wordcount. idk when this will be out i’m like 1.6k in so far...

➤ title is from “lean on me” by the one and only seventeen hiphop team.

part of the don’t listen in secret series.

taglist ♡ @zen003xx @seung-sungs @angelwonie @rubyreduji @vvsmydiamonds127 @shualicious @whyokoa @dreamhannies @313hwa @minnie-mouser22 @knucklesdeepmingi @lenireads @oolanderr @bestboysvt @misssugarlips @whereisgyu @kodzukein @i4kt @wonushuasworld @aurumness @bibinnieposts @venusprada @ikissvernon @listxn @starlight-nightz @svtrbi @bakugosbottombitch @kooklovesu @alluringlino @hiddlesdweeb

“are you serious right now?”

the voice immediately had you and dokyeom’s eyes enlarge as they made contact with one another. you had been watching seokmin respond to a few fans on weverse, the boy having been recording a cute video of himself before leaving, when a group seemed to enter the hybe hallway.

“calm down-” could be heard in the echo, but you interrupted the voice before the rest of the sentence could be heard.

“can’t use that take,” you made sure dokyeom very carefully clicked the delete button rather than the post to ensure no fans overanalyzed the mystery situation. somewhat hypocritically, you did the same thing you wished others not to do and came to a conclusion as to who one of the voices would be.

joshua was not one to display his anger.

in fact, he was noted as one of the calmest members when it came down to a hasty situation. he was the one to deal with jeonghan’s games and call junhui cute and pat vernon’s head.

and he liked his reputation, he liked being someone that could comfort. only, you knew that even he could get stressed out sometimes, and you knew this very well.

(“it’s so fucking annoying sometimes, like, even if they know i’m the mafia, can’t they just pretend they don’t? maybe they just pick me for fun! i’m a pretty good actor!”

“shua... do you know how to play mafia?”

“i’m better now! i practice sometimes, watch.”)

(“i can’t believe he just fucking ate the cookies. those were literally my favorite fucking cookies—

“shua, you told chan he could have them, in front of me. you said ‘of course you can, channie!’”

“that doesn’t mean he’s supposed to! can you imagine if i told him he can’t eat my cookies?”)

but these were secrets kept from the members. of course, he was more than comfortable around them, but after years of having to work up this image for his idol-side, he can barely swear without following or preceding it with a soft apology through a clenched jaw.

seokmin’s phone clicked off and the two of you finally were in the presence of a seething joshua parallel to a side-by-side seungcheol and jeonghan.

that was definitely concerning.

joshua scoffed. “why should i when i have literally every reason to be upset?”

this particular trio did not often find themselves in disagreements at all, so it was more subconscious for both you and dokyeom to intervene.

once closer, you took in the situation as dokyeom started with a far too happy, “hey guys! what’s going on?” he walked directly among the trio while you kept some distance, a bit behind joshua so he wouldn’t be distracted by your presence.

jeonghan looked a bit uncomfortable, seungcheol had his lips pressed in a thin line, but joshua turned to seokmin. “i wouldn’t know, because these two go everywhere without me recently. have i even seen you guys in the dorms? is it because you two are older than me? are you dating?”

the last one made you cover your mouth with your hand for a moment, dokyeom’s eyes widening and the two oldest members furrowing their eyebrows. seungcheol shook his head and trailed towards joshua’s side. he held one shopping bag in one hand, the brand miumiu, while jeonghan held another, dior. on the way to joshua, he slipped the bag handles out of jeonghan’s fingers, gripping both before presenting them to joshua.

it didn’t take a genius to understand the brands’ significance to joshua. his face fell slightly blank at the epiphany.

“we’re so busy around the time of your birthday, shua, that’s all. we don’t mean to leave you out, never.” he threw an arm around jisoo’s shoulder, and your gaze shifted to jeonghan’s. jeonghan made eye contact with you as if he predicted you would check on him, eyes more relaxed than before. seungcheol started walking, so jisoo starting walking. jeonghan walked a bit in front, looking back at you once. once.

“don’t think so fast. we love you, why would we do that?” cheol continued, joshua’s pursed lips curled into an upside-down smile, not meeting his eyes as much as they usually do.

you could tell there was plenty of room waiting for jisoo to respond, apologize, accept the sweet gesture for his birthday. he seemed to know this too, mumbling an apology for swearing and getting upset. seungcheol nodded and rubbed his shoulder.

you walked further away until you could only faintly make out the second eldest’s, “we wouldn’t date without you, shua-ya.”

joshua was being irrational, jumping to conclusions before even processing what was going on. a bit after you sat back down with seokmin, your phone lit up with a text notification. the expansion read, “im so pissed rn do u know what just happened wait i can tell u if u come over later,” and you pretended your giggle was in response to a funny post rather than his obliviousness. at least shua knew how to manage his anger in a way that left him content.

you didn’t mind it either, what, him fucking you relentlessly instead of actually ranting? why wouldn’t you text him with a confirmation, and why wouldn’t you rummage through your closet for lingerie?

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#seventeen smut #seventeen fanfic #seventeen fic #seventeen x reader #joshua smut #joshua hong smut #joshua fic #joshua imagines #joshua x reader

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seelestia · 20 days

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who are a few mutuals that you appreciate alot? mutual appreciation day 🥰❤️😊🤩💐✨

OOOO FUNFUNFUN!!! thank u so much for sending this in and for essentially spreading positivity, nonnie. this is appreciated ♡ also, instead of strictly moots, i decided to extend my appreciation to everyone! moots, anons, friends and readers alike ໒꒰ྀི´ ˘ ` ꒱ྀིა

some odeliaesqué sappy appreciation under the cut:

@yvnaology - one of my fav facts abt yona was that she's one of the first moots i ever had on tumblr!!! and she's a lyney kisser and a fellow aventurine kisser (#taste). also she's so silly (/aff) and easy to talk to! like u'll feel at ease around her. she deserves good great and awesome things in life, so make sure to water ur yona daily with love <3

@solarisfortuneia - mika wished me congrats when i reached 1k and i still remember it till this day <3 she's friendly in a shy/modest way and suchsuchsuch a good writer! e.g. i cry over this every day actually. mika also has her silly moments sometimes too. someone save her /j

@floraldresvi - simply the sweetest & most supportive moot EVER! vivi is full of love and she's good at giving some of that love to others <3 her selfships are like bottles of serotonin to me. 100% would drop anything and everything in my hands to support her!!! and ik she'd do the same for me <3 mwah mwah 💐💐

@monicahar - the moot who comes online once in a while and drops absolute meals when she does. ate, left no crumbs 🔥🔥 also SUPER FUNNY!!! and unhinged, i'm concerned but amused at the same time. i hope she's having a nice break!! thank u for ur past & future services ma'am. we love u 🤭🤭

@milk-violet - MIREI !!! sunshine personified but also vv precious. i'm the leader of # protecc mirei squad (real). best person to have ever appeared in my notifs and i lovelovelove when her username pops up. take care & good luck with school! IK U CAN DO IT. remember what i said: slay before ur slayed 🗣️

@xianyoon - the butterfly moot 🦋 !!! both socially and aesthetically hehe. sosooso sweet & kind. has creative projects and executes them well at that too. i personally crown her as genshinblr's best hostess™! also, send her a moodboard and she'll cherish u forever - that's one of her love languages <3 ++ her pretty & aesthetic rb's are such a good refresh for my dash. love her for it!!

@hermosacolibri - the name, 'starlight' fits them sm bcs i feel like if we were to take a peek into their mind, stars will burst out!!! /pos (<- unique complimenting skills ik pardon me). their ideas are brilliant and i can tell they put their all into pursuing their vision <3 it's truly an honor to be a witness & reader. if u want to check them out, they write over at @/starlightlacrimosazpsff !!! ★

@wolfhookk - aaaaa ri !!!! booping her x1000 rn bcs i cannot believe boop trend ended when she came online. the discrimination 😔 /j i'll always remember ri as my first ever moot on here like first, 1st, #1!!! i forever thank her for swooping into my inbox back then and she's welcome to do that even now any time she likes <3

@kaiserkisser - skylia is the true angst consumer, the realest of it!! even in different fandoms LOL. she's nice (and gremlin-ish) when u get to know her more and she reciprocates energy really well! i'll never forget the disaster of boops in my notifs /lh

@callilouv - COOL MUTUAL ALERT !!!! cool art & cool interests. truly, picasso w/ the finger and fandoms!! idk if cal still draws with his finger dhjahshsj but still vv mega cool!

@manager-of-the-pudding-bank - the grandpas & old men kisser where art thou 💔 /j loqua has that awkward & silly rizz!!! idk if she still does wax stamps but i still think it's really cool. bcs qua's just cool in general !!! hehe

@calxlu - aaaaa vi!!! the one who enables my rambles and selfships shhshsh i am so thankful <3 rambler 🤝 rambler is the best. i love talking to her and it's super reassuring to know that it's mutual! even if i take some time but i always look forward to seeing her replies in my inbox. it's like we're penpals across the screen talking abt irl stuff and our f/o's ꒰✿´ ꒳ ` ꒱♡

& honorable mention: @/zhongrin. rin does not interact with minors anymore (which i respect and so should everyone!), so we count as former moots. but !!! i still think she's an amazing person regardless <3 (note: her blog is equally as great but plsplspls be mindful of her rules beforehand.)

brainrot anon - A REAL ONE!!! always there when i come back from the grave each time. i get reminded of them whenever i look at my inbox, it's an instinct atp. their brainrots are so fun & random (but that's a charm in itself /pos) !!! tbh i love elaborating them all so never stop sending the brainworms in <3 feel free to treat my inbox as a drop-off for ur thoughts LMAO /gen. come by again soon!

michiki anon - MY COUSINNNMNMN!!! i still love and miss when they'd come into my inbox to chat. it was so nice getting to know someone in a casual way <3 i hope ur doing well wherever u are, michikinon! i'm doing well these days and i hope u are too 🤍

rix anon - their series still has me FLOOOORED. i still think it deserves a proper platform than just thru my lil ol inbox. it deserves more recognition :( but just the fact that i got to help share their writing alone is an honor of its own!!! i hope ur doing well too, rix anon <3

++ everyone who has left a nice feedback / said anything nice in my notifs or my inbox!! even a simple 'cute' or 'this is good' or even just leaving a note means sososo much to me. i'm just a measly guy in my own little corner on this site, really - so thank u thank u thank u all !!! 🫂

#SORRY FOR THE PINGS Y'ALL 😵#this is giving 'end-of-the-year post' energy LOL (it's literally the end of april)#but yes why not <33 #ask box! 📬#anon visitors!

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darth-sonny · 1 year

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Did Kirby ever ask Leo about his scars?

And did Leo ever tell him about the events surrounding the Krangs?

He heard the pitter-patter of tiny feet on the floor before he felt a tiny hand tap, tap, taping at his side.

Leo turned his head, looking at the wide eyes of... well, the kid. He tried for a smile, but everything in his body felt sluggish. He hardly ate anything for breakfast today, and getting out of bed for anything was an uphill battle.

The kid (Kirby. He named them Kirby) waved a piece of paper in front of his face, eyes getting wider. Taking the paper, Leo squinted his eyes. It was a brown blob, with jagged black shapes next to it.

"What is it?" he asks, internally wincing at how rough his voice sounds. When's the last time he drank water?

Kirby crossed their arms over their plastron, curling their index fingers into little hooks.

Bat.

Leo looks back at the drawing, humming. "It needs ears," he said. From the corner of his eye, he saw Kirby look back at the book they had been reading in the corner. He took a guess that it was about bats.

Kirby tried to climb on the bed. Leo let them.

It took a while, the bed being too high up for their little legs. He could help. He wanted to help, but touching the kid still made everything around him scream. It burned, sometimes, whenever the kid touched him, and Leo didn't know when it would end.

He watched them slowly crawl their way towards them, stopping before their legs touched him. They peeked over him, looking at their drawing.

E-a-r-s-?

"Bats have ears," he mumbled.

Kirby nodded, their little face srunched up into a serious expression. Normally, Leo would've found that funny, but he just felt too tired.

Two tiny hands were suddenly waved in front of his face, right above his eyes.

"What?"

The kid traced a question mark in the air.

"Shoot."

Slowly, very slowly, Kirby reached over and tapped the massive scar on the right side of his face. Leo never froze so quickly.

The kid curved their hands into arches, pressed their knuckles together, and rolled their hands forward until the arches were upside down.

How?

It was a simple question. Just a small question. Obviously, the kid wanted to know. They weren't normal scars; they were ugly and unnatural, and they brought attention to his face. Something that, had he had been fourteen again, he would've loved it. Now he just hated it.

What does he even say? How does he answer that?

Does he tell them about that day?

About the key?

The almost end-of-the-world?

Does he tell them about Pr-?

He sat up, being careful not to accidently crumple the paper in his hand.

"There was a fight," he mumbles.

His eyes fell onto the kid, and there was something so cathartic about them being so... small. Smaller than him. Their head was the same size as his palm. They barely reached up to his knee. They were so... tiny.

And Leo doesn't know why that brings him so much relief.

The kid curls their hands into fists, crossing them repeatedly.

Fight?

"A big one," he says.

Kirby crawls closer, and Leo lets them.

They touched their forhead, then brought their hand down to form a 'y'.

Why?

"The guys we were fighting were bad guys," he says. It's... getting easier. He looks at the drawing again.

It's so hilariously child-ish, with how messy it was, and the very obvious use of crayons. The kid even tried to write their name in the corner, but it came out as a loopy scribble.

So child-ish.

He watches as the kid tries to absorb that information.

Y-o-u w-o-n-?

"Yes."

Kirby extended both of their index fingers, bringing them together three times in a jabbing motion. Then, they pointed at him.

Hurt you?

"Yes, I got hurt."

They repeated the hurt motion again, only they followed it up by forming two 'y's with their hands in front of their plastrons and bring them down. As a finishing touch, they tapped the right side of their face and pointed at him again.

Leo got the message.

"No. They don't hurt anymore."

Kirby nodded.

Leo's eyes widened as they spelled out a word:

W-h-o-?

He opened his beak, closed it, and opened it again. He looked at the kid's hands, brow ridges furrowing at the color.

It was just a consequence.

They didn't choose that color.

They didn't choose anything.

Leo chose this for them, and he had the gall to act as if they were at fault.

"A bad guy," he says, finally. "A very, very, very bad guy. They're gone now. They won't hurt you."

Kirby nods again.

Their eyes zero in on their drawing, and soon enough, they made grabby-hands.

Leo gives the paper back. He watches as Kirby stands up, the top of their head still not reaching his knee.

E-a-r-s-?

"Ears." Leo holds up one finger and places it on the side of his head. He's not wearing his arm today, so he has to repeat the motion on the other side with one hand.

The kid turns around with a determined expression, and Leo lunges forwards to grab them before they jump off his bed.

Everything is quiet when he holds them.

There's no screaming.

"Don't do that," he chides. "You're too tiny."

This time, a natural smile forms on his face as the kid sticks their tongue out.

He places them on the floor, watching at they scramble back to their corner - it was littered with papers and crayons and an open book that Leo guessed was about bats.

He looks around his room.

It's empty; most of the posters and small toys he had were thrown out. The stack of comics he kept next to him were now in several boxes next to the kid. The glow-in-the-dark stickers were still up, as well as the fairy lights. His clothes were either in a hamper or folded neatly close to his bed.

It wasn't messy, but it was disorginized.

And Leo liked having his room neat and tidy.

He takes one last look at Kirby, who was now excitedly scribbling on some ears to their bat.

Very child-like.

He sighs and gets up from his bed.

Might as well get some cleaning in.

#answer: yes on the scars. no on the kraang #kirby has no idea who Prime is #and leo would everything to keep it that way #rottmnt #tmnt #sonny answers #sonny writes #prime leo au #kirby tag

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serafilms · 4 months

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just some of my fav content that kpop (boy) groups have put out (very specific!!!)

i spend many an hour on it (like actually just one hour) because i don’t want to work on my wips!!!

nct 127 hit the states: haechan x dallas

HAECHAN SILVER HAIR HAECHAN SILVER HAIR i will never shut up. this and purple and we go up brown/rainbow are his best looks idgaf. they’re just soo cute here and having so much fun and i can’t even believe how fun it looks :(( i wanna have a day like this

nct 127 hit the states: mark x vancouver

such a beautiful scenery and seeing mark be so happy in his hometown w the rest of 127 is so cute. taeil and jungwoo are so funny here too

boynextdoor pretty u cover

SLAYED! nothing more to say. i love bnd performances they ate down period.

beomgyu kids’ café on workman

the editing is so funny in this video PLS and the way the little girls all hated him but the boys were obsessed with him 😭 the café staff are so fun and nice too 👍 i love beomgyu sm

nct dream candy mv

no explanation required. once you candy you never stop candying. the cutest music video EVER i love it so much. nct dream mv’s always EAT. hello future, we go up, chewing gum, go, life is still going on (track video but still cute), hot sauce

txt lo$er=lover office attack version

so creative and fun and they look so good 😋

nct dream rooftop fight

so glad they actually did this bc i was waiting for it for so long 😭 they hyped it up for so many years did NOT disappoint. nct will never not be funny.

stray kids fancy cover

THE WAY I ACTUALLY FORGOT THIS HAPPENED UNTIL JUST NOW WHEN I WAS GOING THROUGH MY YOUTUBE PLAYLIST. omg we moved on too soon

boynextdoor funnextdoor

i’m actually in the process of watching it rn but i’m actually so amazed at how genuine and funny they are?? usually a lot of groups (excluding survival show groups) take a while to warm up to the cameras and talk to them and be natural around them and their members in front of them, but you can really tell how comfortable bnd are with each other and even though they’re warming up the the cameras, they’re so cute about it and so natural and outgoing that it’s not awkward at all and so fun to watch! and on that note….

boynextdoor what? door!

they’re so funny omg also bc why are hybe editors so slay?? will never stop promoting bnd (+zb1!!! love riize too but they have sufficient hype tbh i need bnd appreciation!! 5th gen boy groups let’s gooooo)

zerobaseone zbtv

ok so this list actually isn’t specific anymore but can u blame me. they’re so funny in all of the episodes how am i to choose just one. zb1 are quite literally one of the absolute funniest groups I’ve ever seen. love them sm PLEASE stan before they disband 😞

eunchae star diary with sunghoon and heeseung

EUNCHAE !!!!! she’s so cute i love eunchae star diary 😭 this was more awkward than the jake ni-ki one tbh but it was really cute too 👍 and the way sunghoon kept trying to weasel out the tea from her like leave that girl alone hoon 😭😭

honourable mentions to the kyujin and hiyyih episodes too!! bc it’s so fun to see eunchae with her friends

en o’clock episode 12

the one where they did like the high up line training course thing idk what it’s called and they were wearing camo print like military ish stuff idk man but it’s so funny and their early days r so cute

en o’clock episodes 32 and 33

the irl among us episodes 😭😭

boys planet jelly pop

MY GODDDDDD JELLY POP ZHANG HAO I LOVE U SM. i wish he liked women and was 4 years younger and went to my uni. i purchased many zhang hao pc’s recently. jelly pop my #7 most played song in spotify. i watched it too many times. saved so many edits. ilysm king.

txt idol human theatre when they went to that house

the way the managers lifted taehyun out of the pool gets me every single time 😭😭😭

txt idol human theatre during blue hour era

my fav idol human theatre episode EVER. so funny and i love blue hour era sm‼️

stray kids family 3rd anniversary

skz with wigs will never not be iconic. and why did jeongin and felix lowkey devour acting elderly like???

to do x txt flying yoga episode 83

i love this episode so much actually omfg PLEASEE they’re so funny 😭 kpop idols doing any kind of strenuous movement exercise is my favourite content ever

to do x txt self defense episode 104

this one is CRIMINALLY underrated actually. wdym both parts don’t have 1 million views at least? can’t tell you how many times i had to rewind bc i was enjoying it so much 🫶🫶 i have plans to rewatch this soon so i also can learn some self defense moves.

run bts episode 55

this whole trip starts from ep 53 but them slapping each other’s asses and trying not to laugh is one of the funniest things i’ve ever watched actually,, this was one of the first run bts vids i watched on vlive and it brings me back when i see clips of it 😢

the nct show (nct 2020 but in 2022)

i love LOVE when nct all gets together :( nct 2018 and nct world 2.0 !!!! everything happens for a reason and sungchan and shotaro belong in riize but this video is so fun and they’re all so cute together!! field day episodes!!!!!! this and hybe game caterers fr

007” 00” the nct show

same as previous with extra emphasis on I LOVE THE 00 LINE HOKY FUCK. yangyang ❤️❤️❤️ i need to watch more wayv content i miss him

upper side dreamin’ halloween version behind the scenes

sunoo dancing to mama at the end is peak editing. enha vs ghosts let’s go!!! they’re all so cute and funny in this 🥳🥳 the way ni-ki abandoned the camera man bye 😭

txt magic island mv

words cannot express how much i miss the dream chapter: magic era. how i wish i could find a song that makes me feel the way run away and magic island do. the things i’d do to listen to that album for the first time omfg!!!! anyways this mv and the run away mv make me so emotional like 😭😭😭 also old bts txt lore used to be so confusing to me like i would spend soo so long trying to figure it out

anyways that’s it bc youtube search and sorting history filters are ass so i can’t find many more but i hope at least 1 person finds a new video to watch from this.

#ashley speaks !#boynextdoor #tomorrow x together #stray kids #bts #enhypen #zerobaseone #nct

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girlwithfish · 2 months

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i fell asleep at 8-11pm and then i had some yogurt w granola and frozen fruit and i played guitar then swiped on tinder but no one is interesting me lately an life is so boring when im not obsessed w anyone but idk i dont think i like any1 or am capable of feeling comfortable or safe w any1 and the idea of love makes me gag and just doesnt seem like smth i can be in ever again 🙄idk how its going w leo guy im kinda bored im not putting much effort either so its not his fault ig a mutual thing idk if hes trying to keep it casual but now im losing interest and dont feel that wanted so maybe thats just how it is idk if ill keep seeing him but i feel bad to break it off. we dont rly talk much during the week ig hes busy so am i cuz work but yeah. idk maybe if we go on an actual date ill feel the effort again🙄 Work is ok i survived. i get the kids thru the lessons and no one gets hurt 👍 middle school may eat me alive tmrw so ill see. idk what in doing this weekend. i am so bored w everything. my plan is to wake u pat 7 to wash my hair but idk if i will. i only slept 3 hrs the previous night then had work then took a 2 ish hr or less nap after then ate dinner then took a nap again at 8-11 sooo . my sleep is weird. i dont think one melatonin gummy works on me anymore i stay awake still lol. finding some solace in music

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junjiie · 7 months

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txt album review 4 some silly fun

growing pains - did hold up!!!! hit so good the instrumental is ac amazing Hello. it lowk gives me the urchin underpass map in mario kart 8 vibe… but in a good way!!!!?2? the clouds cleared and the people cheered

chasing that feeling - it was. okay??? the instrumental was good and i like the synth and it got better in the second half but it was j kinda eh for me overall lol 😭

back for more - a new listen for me cause i didnt listen to it when they released it w anitta IJBOLLL its so good though.

dreamer - it was good!!!! but help am i listening to it wrong everyones been saying its one of the best ☠️ its kinda like. just There for me idk sorry. i like the lemme break it down for u at the end though

deep down - the drop omg they ate w that.. apart from that i wasnt moving that much but i still liked it ^ ^

happily ever after - THE FAVE AS EXPECTED!!!! BEST ON THE ALBUM!!!! we giggled and cheered and >_< :3 :PPP idgaf if the lyrics werent happy. i loved tbis so mhch. im in the production credits its true..

skipping stones - HELP the intro i was kinda feeling nirvana-ish. it kinda reminds me of an R.E.M. song too i think but i cant remember which. the instrumental is so good yeonjun ate w the production!!!! lowk lost me at the choruses but its still rly good 👍👍 go him

blue spring - this is definitely ermm. A piece of music alright! IDK EAHT TO SAY HRLSLPP it def grts better from 1:10 and beomgyu ENDED things w the production on tbis he went so crazy?3!

anw overall good!!! txt is always good!!! i’d skip a couple if i wasnt rly feeling it on some days but apart from that i like p much all of them. also i feel like im listening to it wrong ive seen loads of people saying it was rly sad???? mayb im j not as invested 😭😭😭 sorry guys im lowk an awful moa IJBOL

#this is. silly fun.#and my . Opinion

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xx0social-anxiety0xx · 1 year

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Christmas scenarios :D

I'm sorry for disappearing againnn, I'll write some assclass hcs for Christmas later. (maybe)

anyways that's for all the following :D

Enjoy!~

I'm so sorry this is so rushed and half-assed T-T I've been busy studying (loving Asian parents)

(I'm so sorry my updating schedule is so inconsistent)

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Nakamura-

For Christmas, yall probably just hung out with Karma or with the rest of group 2. Played pranks on people and just had a ton of fun, probably watched Christmas movies with group 2 :D

Hayami-

Probably spent the whole day with her and her cats, just watching cartoons and whatever shows y'all were into. Maybe bakes some Christmas treats for both your parents and had a really nice time in general :D

Hazama-

Time for my (one of them) favorite thing, HORROR MOVIES!! But Christmas themed!! Since Hazama loves horror, you guys would probably watch Christmas horror movies

Kaede-

Probably ate a lot of pudding and you invited her to celebrate with your family, probably went out on last-minute Christmas shopping in the morning, playing in the snow (during Christmas it's winter and showing in Japan)

Okuda-

Mostly did the same as Kayano's scenario but y'all watched some nice Christmas movies and made cookies. Probably dropped by Karma's to say happy bday to him, and spent some time with families together.

Kataoka-

Probably some last-minute Christmas shopping having lunch at a fancy(ish) restaurant and spending the rest of the day together with family?? Idk Kataoka's family would probably invite you and your family over to her place to celebrate as one big group of ppl.

Yada-

Definitely go out to cute date places and photo booths to do Christmas-related activities like Christmas-themed photos and etc. Just kinda hung out w/ each other and had fun. Made some Christmas cookies together and they tasted nice <3

Kurahashi-

Made little homes for all her little animals for winter to make sure they don't get too cold and to make sure they stay warm :D

She taught you a lot about her animals during that time, ate some snacks, and played Christmas songs/ in the background. Had a really nice dinner and just had a nice time together.

Okano-

Definitely pranked her brothers, took you on a really nice picnic in a spot behind the class 3e building near a lake, all the food was made by the both of you the day before, celebrated on your own and went to Karma's to wish him a hbd and stayed around for some cake (by Hara) and just to screw around w/ the rest of the class :)

Kanzaki-

Invited you and your family over to celebrate, played a ton of Christmas-themed or just any video games together, (probably played crimson snow if u know that ur my friend), and watched movies. (she seems like the type to watch the saw series). Ate some sweets and snacks and stayed over at her place.

Fuwa- (my wife :0)

Watched a lot of anime (no surprise), and her family invited yours over to celebrate together, the both of you just went to her room to watch anime, ate some snacks, and went out to play in the snow and fool around with the rest of class 3e for Karma's bday. Probably made you cosplay with her (probably one-piece characters with Santa hats and other Christmas stuff)

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lol im sorry it's so bad but if you have any requests please just DM me I'll be happy to do them (I'm fine with NSFW and SFW)

#assassination classroom #fuwa yuzuki #rio nakamura #class3e #toka yada #kanzaki yukiko #megu kataoka #hinano kurahashi

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pegasusdrawnchariots · 1 year

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got tagged to do this by @oatflatwhite, thank u old sport 🌟

• share your wallpaper

I saved these years ago & never changed them! home & lock screens :)

(my computer one is the default desktop bc we have a love/hate relationship. so)

• last song you listened to

"Nothing Worth Loving Isn't Askew" by Lemon Demon, I think...? something by either Lemon Demon or The Real Tuesday Weld most likely

• currently reading

I'm sort of between books atm, I just finished Dirk Gently's Holistic Detective Agency! I'm listening to an audiobook of Soul of the Fire, book #5 in the Sword of Truth series (Nick Sullivan VA my beloved 😍💞🥰). I'm physically reading 2 versions of the Odyssey (EV Rieu & Emily Wilson) side by side to pass the time 🌊 also Cain's Jawbone but like. when am I ever Not reading Cain's Jawbone on some level lmao

• last movie

Wendell and Wild. awesome stop motion & a killer soundtrack. I've had "Wolf Like Me" on repeat

• last show

currently watching Cowboy Bebop 🚬🎷 the last one I finished start to end was Buffy 🖤

• craving

miracle of miracles — nothing atm. but I'm usually craving udon or brownies or popcorn or lemon-flavoured desserts. or pickles 🥒

• what are you wearing

me favourite jim-jams

• how tall are you

167-ish cm

• piercings

nah it's a squick for me

• tattoos

no bc I'm a wuss lol

• glasses/contacts

👓

• last thing you ate

goulash, bread, & beer. then orange-poppyseed cake 🤎🧡

• favourite colour

blue, babey!! 💙🐳👗🐦💙

• current obsession

um. a few. definitely Cyrano de Bergerac. Dr Horrible's Sing-Along Blog, which I just watched for the first time a week or two ago. also rotating Odysseus in my head like a 3D asset (this is ongoing since 2019)

• pets

Finn :)

• favourite fictional character

Liz, how could u make me choose ༼;´༎ຶ ۝ ༎ຶ༽ by sheer amount of revisits in recent years, it'll have to be either Porco Rosso or Odysseus. how can I say no to a man who is full of love yet solely engages w the world through an interface & a mask?

• last place you travelled

good question!! in the range of spending at least 1 night somewhere, I went to Melbourne 2 years ago but just for a wedding, not sightseeing/tourism 💀

tagging @swampgirl666 if u like & anyone else who wants to, feel free!

thanks again bb, this was fun 🐏

#if anyone knows the artist for my wallpapers‚ pls mssg me so I can credit them #reverse google image or w/e isn't working out (((((:#memes #oatflatwhite #in which I was tagged

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aphrorite · 2 years

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-ˏˋ sweetheart diaries ˊˎ- #7 !! 🌷🌸🎀

૮₍ ˶ᵔ ᵕ ᵔ˶ ₎ა ♡༘

⋆ ✧₊ june 5th 2022 ☀️✨🌷 ⊹ɞ

hewwo diary! m was thinking today wasnt gonna go 2 well bcos im regress/agedre on my period/blood moon n m n very much pain but yk what? today wasn so bad as i thought! :D

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so wha i do today diary ? welllll, i did LOTS n LOTS of work! 📝hehe. today im woke up around 9 ish, went onm phone for lil, then gots out of bed. m had delicious grill cheese for breakfast n then went back upstair. im wanted feel little so i look on tumblr for smol bit n enjoy that, but then i fell asleep on accident!! >_< my bed was too cozy ahhhhhh. am woke up at 1:11, angel numba!!!!! teehee 😋. but im woke up in sweat and it really annoying bcos when iw ent back upstair i was cold, though when i woke up my body warmed up so much dat i smell like sweat )): so tmr i shower so i can b extra fresh for school.

but you know wha. its ok to nap sometime. big me wouldv been big meanie and start pushing me down 😞😠 but the cg voice in me says that its OK to take a nap esp since i am on my period, n plus my mom took one too so i am not a bad exception! i am allowed to rest if i need, rest is healing. im need to give myself slack 2 especially since i basically relapsed ):

and dats crazy progress 2 becos this morning im thought id stay in bed all day cos of my period pain )))): imd ont know if i have endo but on my first few days of m period, my stomach realllyyy hurt (but it not cramps or hangry), and i cant even move my thighs or legs cos of pelvic pain. is very unfortunate ): though guess wah diary, i moved today!!!! i even did yoga!!! i write dat with a silly bunny grin hehe <3 ♪( ´▽｀)

so afta dat i went ahead n went on my laptopie for a lil bit, saw dat sims 4 was working!!!! which made me happs. but im weanted my cc from other computer, m sister one, so didnt play bcos of dat. so den i made mself a todo list n got started!／(^o^)＼ m spent lots time in agedre despite getting work done too so i happy for dat.

am ate some fruit loop, drank glass o watar in my favourit thermos w a straw, (i luv ice watar so much mmm), brush my hair, lotion arm and leg, changed into a white adidas crop top n a black pleated skirt, did sum stretches n yoga, n then got starts on my internship homework!

im finish dat in one hour and then wha relaly got annoying was my art homeworks )): i really, really dont like my teacher. shes really negativ n i feel like her personal life is seeping into her teaching cos she is very very not good at teaching and most of the class can agree that we have no sense of difrection and are mostly teaching ourselv. BUT in anycase it also took long 2 do homeworks for art bcos im didnt know what 2 write for reflection + problem bcos the quesetion didn make sense or the assignment instruction were too wordy n my ocd was really kickin in ))))): im kept going doe. had to finish it!! and u know.. diary?

<3 <3 I DID!!!!! I FINISH MY HOMEWORK AND I AM SO HAPPY ABT IT!!! <3 <3

n den i made lunch for tmr (ham cheese, cheezits, iced tea n granola bar), ate sum more foods, n den got ready for bed alon with prepare outfit for tomorrow! i am going 2 do great tomorrow n its going to go well. i am going to fill out me habit tracker, manifestation, go use lou, n then play sims a lil bits before bed. OH did i mention dat i found unicorn from basement? im had a bag full of my childhood stuffies n i found pink webkinz unicorn!!!! so she been by my side since yesterday along w bear. n during writing reflection 4 art im also lay on bear becos he let me n he loveee cuddle like dat, so im not hurting him. i luv bear lots cos he smell good.

im also organize my spotify playlist littol bit n delete some old screenies so i can organiz seagate more so it can b all clean clean!

thank u diary. unicorn luvs u. bear do too. im will pick myself up. i can do dis. i believe in myself!!! YEAH! WOO!!! 🥳🍭🍬

╭┈─────── urs truly, ࿐ ˊˎ-

╰┈➤ sweetheart xx

#sfw agere blog #sfw agere #agere #aphrorite.diary #🌸

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callmehere-iwillappear · 1 year

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actually fuck it its MY blog and I get to choose the content. taz au infodump time. under a read more bc this is gonna be LONGGGGGG

genuinely this WHOLE THING started bc i was like. wow taako and leo are Literally The Same Person. huh. and magnus and raph are too, huh, thats wild, and then it just spiraled from there when i realized just how much shit would translate over so well

its not a one-to-one thing like some stuff is gonna be different - ie obviously barry is gonna be more of a mentor figure to donnie in this LMAO and donnie is still the tech guy, i wasnt gonna take that away from him but like. itll work hes just like how lup is with magic, except with tech. so its fine. he does still have his ninpo and has access to it and everything during the stolen century BECAUSE:

OK. SO. he doesnt do the lich thing, HOWEVER. he does like... make a kinda robot ish body he can possess if he dies. and he makes those for his whole family not just him and barry but ANYWAY

his tech bo is set up like the umbra staff, so it can consume the magic of a defeated magic user etc etc. so that shit happens and he gets stabbed in the back and like, hes not a lich, but his soul is literally made of ninpo, so like. he gets ate

uuuhhh what else

im keeping the thing w mikey grabbing the tech bo and getting knocked back and then leo picking it up and being accepted bc its soft. uuhh they all already have their mystic powers by the time they (re)meet up, leo has more than just portal magic but thats what he specializes in

its set in . kind of a cross between faerun and nyc/hidden city?? i havent figured that part out a whole lot tbh

instead of losing years of his life in wonderland like lucretia thats when splinter gets mutated

the relics are all different, havent decided what they are though. i also might have april be on the stolen century instead of whoever wouldve been davenport i think. hence the not one to one thing

straight up all the bob (or whatever its called in this) tech is stolen from donnie, he left his blueprints behind when he went off to get his relic and splinter was like. wow i can use these! [hires kendra who is Absolutely using this shit for her own gain in secret LMAO]

uuuhh. i THINK thats all i got rn. i made this au a WHILE ago and didnt write all of it down (regret) so i dont remember some stuff unfortunately but PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE feel free to ask questions if u have any please. please

#talk tag #not fic related #unrelated

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chiruba · 3 years

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JJK BOYS' WHEN YOU KABEDON THEM !

an. not v proofread other than inumakis bc im in love. srry gojos is so short i could not think of much

ft. gojo, nanami, inumaki, junpei x gn!reader

wc. 0.7k

genre. fluff

tw. one or two swear words

► MASTERLIST ► TAGLIST ►

GOJO SATORU — you had gotten the idea from an anime you had recently watched and decided to try it out on your boyfriend! . big mistake. gojo straight up just smirks. you know that smirk. he literally just grabs your arm and spins you around, and suddenly your the one with your back pressed against a wall, his arms on either side of you. all you wanted was to fluster and tease your boyfriend and of course he turned it around. gojo hadn’t really thought much about kabedons (or ever), but now that he’s here, gojo decides he likes it quite a bit don’t be surprised when just a week later you find yourself in the exact same position.

NANAMI KENTO — what are you doing.png. nanami’s like “you good?” LOL. just doesn’t really get it. but he does think you look pretty cute trying to keep such a serious face in such a silly position. eventually you realise you won’t get a reaction out of your boyfriend and just give up. it does stay in the back of nanami’s mind however. he gets curious one day, and decides that the perfect time to try out your little trick is right now - in the middle of your date, in a public place, while you ate your ice cream, completely distracted. another big mistake. you literally scream when your boyfriend kabedons you all of a sudden, in a fucking public place! nanami is very confused when you drop your ice cream to drag him away, a flustered look on your face. i mean, he was pretty sure he did it right? when you explain it to him he apologizes and says he won’t do it again - unless you ask him to, maybe in a private setting this time?

INUMAKI TOGE — you had seen maki (accidentally, to be honest) kabedon nobara, and wanted to try it out on inumaki to see his reaction! inumaki just laughs when you do. BAHUDH IM SORRY HE CAN’T HELP IT. he might even step out from under your arms and push them down (fucking gremlin i love him) - however, inumaki does think it’s pretty adorable watching you get all flustered at his nonchalant reaction and it makes him think about doing it back to you. he probably does it the day after you do (listen he has a lot of late night thoughts and kabedoning you was taking the rest over okay). he will also do it in front of everyone else, no shame. everyone is just getting ready to go eat lunch and inumaki will suddenly (gently) push you into the hallway wall, his arms encasing you. inumaki is most definitely also the type to lean in super close to your face, staring straight into your eyes the entire time, ps. yuji and panda would cheer him on. maki and megumi would gag. nobara is in between. as soon as inumaki sees you nervously glancing around at anything but him and (not really) trying to push him off, he knows he’s succeeded and is now very happy his late night thoughts are no longer occupied by kabedoning you (they’re still filled with you though). inumaki will just walk away humming after he succeeds in completing his mission.

YOSHINO JUNPEI — dies. like his soul straight up just goes to heaven. he’s a spluttering, stuttering mess. will not look you in the eyes either, he quite literally might explode if he does and neither of you want that happening. junpei can only dream about doing it back to you, but he’s way too shy - so yuji decides to give him a little help instead! yuji was there when you nearly murdered your poor boyfriend, and (although yuji usually sucked at social cues) he could tell by junpei’s incessant fidgeting and crimson cheeks that he liked it a lot. so later on when he sees you two casually talking, your back inches from a wall and junpei’s back inches away from yuji - well, he just slips! junpei stumbles over his own two feet, and not wanting to even put a scratch on you immediately steadies himself on the wall behind you. he only realises what he’s done when he hears a little gasp come from your lips, and realises that he’s suddenly in a shojo manga (although he always thought your relationship did feel very shojo manga ish) junpei immediately apologizes, but he doesn’t pull away.

ill give u a kiss goodnight if u reblog <3

#jjk x reader #jujutsu kaisen x reader #gojo x reader #nanami x reader #inumaki x reader #junpei x reader #gojo satoru x reader #nanami kento x reader #inumaki to/ge x reader #junpei yoshino x reader #jjk inumaki #jjk gojo #jjk nanami #jjk junpei

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princess-of-inarizaki · 3 years

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Hi love, pretty sure you're requests are open (if not just ignore this) n e ways what about Inarizaki with manager who's like intimidating (i've been told i am intimidating lol) and very sarcastic, much Tsukishima Kei vibez cuz that's basically me😃

Just like how would our boys react, very curious and take your time btw don't have to rush it, do it whenever you feel like :D

Oh my gosh Nat, it's literally my honour to write this for you. You can request anything, anytime, and you'll be a top priority (ily<3)

Inarizaki with a tsukkishima-ish manager.

Specially dedicated to @sunasthing <3

So first of all, if you think that's gonna stop the boys from simping over you, you've got it wrong 😖🖐️

The boys would literally take it as a challenge to get your softer nature out, especially Atsumu.

I GENUINELY think he'd find it really hot whenever you snap back at him, or tell him off. (maybe he's like Nishinoya and Tanaka in that sense 🙄)

Constantly pesters you, and although you don't give him a reply often (because he's annoying as fuck), if you ever acknowledge him slightly, he WILL flirt with you.

Beware tho, even if he comes off as flirty and charismatic, he's literally just a dorky small baby and genuinely wants your attention because he thinks you're the coolest person ever.

And if you're ever nice to him, you can best bet he'll replay that moment in his mind before sleeping EVERY. SINGLE. NIGHT.

Y/n, earlier that day: don't get hurt. I don't want to have to deal with anyone on this team being injured

Atsumu at 3 a.m: s-she cares about me 🥺🥺

I think Osamu would vibe really well with you. He's not annoying, he's really really chill, and he has a pretty sharp tongue himself.

Judges people as an attempt to make you laugh, and he sees it as a personal victory if he can get you to crack a smile or smirk. He just doesn't make a big deal about it, unlike his twin xD

Osamu: y/n look at that guy. he's totally crushing on his brother's best friend, could he not be more obvious about it??

Y/n: *cracks a smirk* yeah, it does seem so.

Osamu, internally: ✨v i c t o r y i s s w e e t✨

He also cooks for you pretty often, and even if you protest against accepting it, you'll usually find a bento hidden in your locker or bag.

He knows you might not accept it straight, so he finds other ways to get it to you. Osamu actually thinks of you as a cooler sister that he says "he'd trade Atsumu for"

In general, the twins are the life of Inarizaki and although they're sometimes annoying, they mean well and it's plain to see that they love you.

Kita loves how smart and analytical you are. I've said this before, I'll say it again— Kita thinks brains are sexy 😤

Especially when you call the team to give your insights about their opponents, or give them ideas on how to improve their play, Kita is literally there like “I'm so glad she's ours”

Because you would be a dangerous asset to other teams, and Kita is the most thankful that you're with them.

He's also a really good leader and although the two of you don't have heart-to-hearts or conversations like the twins, you know he'll ALWAYS be there for you.

Like once, it was raining and practice was cancelled, so you decided to wait in school until the rain subsided (because you didn't want to get wet), and our sweet Kita searched for you in every single classroom until the finally found you and walked you home. That's just the dynamic you had with him

He also often checks up on you, even when it's unrelated to volleyball. Have you done your homework? have you ate breakfast this morning? although you're usually sarcastic with the twins and most of the other members of the team, you can't bring yourself to do so with Kita.

The respect you guys have for each other is unmatched and that's probably why you're such a golden duo in Inarizaki. The leader and the analytical manager.

And now Suna. I think Suna would be the member you have the deepest bond with. you truly allow him to see who you are inside, and he does the same. You guys really just click.

It started with him complaining about Atsumu, and slowly progressed into you letting Suna be the only member to have physical contact with you, but only when the others aren't looking.

Sometimes, if you guys are the only two people in the gym, he'll nap on your lap or lean on your shoulder.

If you didn't already know, like everyone else in Inarizaki, he has a crush on you 😖🖐️ like damn you thought Atsumu had it bad? nah, Suna has it the worst.

He literally asks his little sister to let him practice braiding her hair, just so he'll be perfect when he someday asks to do yours.

But he always chickens out because he's scared you'll say no 😭😭 he's internally very shy, okay? 🥺🥺

He's literally your best friend. You guys have study sessions together, anime nights, literally anything, he's right there with you. The rest of the team are literally not aware of how close the two of you are.

Until one day, Atsumu tries daring you to kiss Suna on the forehead, and instead of flat-out refusing (like you've done before when he's dared you to kiss him, or Akagi) you shrug and gently kiss Suna on the forehead, causing Suna to smile and ruffle your hair.

The rest of the team is just shocked.

Atsumu: what is this FUCKERY?? is y/n literally WILLINGLY touching someone ??¿¿

Y/n and Suna: *smirks*

Atsumu, close to tears: okay

But the rest of the team soon accept you and Suna have a pretty special bond, and that you're genuinely softer when it comes to him.

You don't snap at him much, and as they've noticed, Suna has started being more brave about leaning on your shoulder or sleeping on your lap.

Of course, the rest of the team (with the exception of Kita) is jealous. But hey, they just don't have Suna's charm, okay? xD

You make Suna want to try harder, and he's way more motivated to give it his all in every single game. Mostly because he wants you to be proud of him.

He definitely has a nickname for you, but he will only use it when he's sure you guys are alone. And in return, you call him "Rin" which makes his heart flutter 🥺🥺

KAHDKSS I TOOK SO LONG WITH THE SUNA ONE PLEASE IM TURNING BOTH OF US INTO EVEN BIGGER SUNA SIMPS (as if we weren't already xD)

Now onto Aran !! Aran is a softie who (like Kita) respects you a great deal. He'll fend Atsumu and Osamu off if he senses you aren't having a great day.

He's also pretty good at giving you your space but he checks up on you every once in a while if anyone is bothering you.

Although he's shy about it, Aran actually comes to you when he doesn't understand a homework question. You're super smart and he knows you won't make him feel bad about not knowing.

And it makes you feel happy to know he trusts you, so you help him as best as you can. It's a little secret of yours that the other members don't know about.

It especially lights your day up when he gets a good grade and whispers a silent "thank you" to you in class.

In return, will help you with anything you ask for. No questions asked.

And now, last but not least, sunshine Akagi!! I think he's a total Hinata Shoyo, so he might annoy you a bit at first because of his bright personality.

But deep down inside, you love how easily he gets people to smile and slowly find yourself warming up to him.

And Akagi is really determined to get you to smile (at least once a day) so he cracks the corniest jokes or makes puns.

It has become a thing between the two of you, where Akagi tells you a joke a day, and you rate it out of ten.

Gone are the days when you found him annoying. And now, even if you won't tell him outright— you really do think he's one of the brightest people in your life.

Additional headcanons

CHEERING YOU UP— whenever you feel quieter than usual, or a bit more sarcastic, the boys immediately know something is wrong and rush over to make you feel okay. Literally, it's almost like they've abandoned practice. And eventhough you tell them to get back to it, they refuse to leave until you're feeling better. Suna usually gives you a hug and kisses your forehead, whilst Akagi cracks jokes. Then, (and eventhough you protest) Atsumu lists off all the things you should love about yourself, whilst Osamu buys you ice cream (food is, after all, the best cure for anything). Aran is literally ready to HUNT the person who affected your mood down, and kill them, whilst Kita is literally just holding him back and making sure things don't go overboard. Even if you aren't fully cheered up by then, you'd have laughed a whole lot and know how much they care for you, so honestly... how could you stay sad?

REACTING TO YOU TELLING THEM OFF— Suna is literally just meh about it. He can't take you seriously because he's a dork who thinks he's not included in the list of "idiots" (but no Suna, u mf, you ARE included -_-). Atsumu thinks it's hot 👀 (as I mentioned above), Akagi is genuinely upset/ready to sob and vows to do better. Kita is proud of you for telling them off before he could do it (Kita is not included in the "idiots". How could he? he's PERFECT 🖐️). Osamu and Aran have similar reactions, because they end up apologizing and try to change tactics and do better.

HOW THEY'D ACT WHEN YOU START DATING SUNA— (because this is honestly inevitable, wbk 😭❤️). Atsumu would be jealous. Petty and would call Suna "pretty boy" every chance he gets. Leave him, im sure he'll get over it 🥺🥺 Osamu is pretty jealous too, but he'll never show it and focuses instead on your happiness. Kita approves, and honestly thinks you're a good influence on Suna. Aran is protective of you, and would literally gun Suna down if he ever hurt you (but he won't. Suna loves you, he'd literally jump down a cliff before ever hurting you 😤🖐️) and Akagi is cheerful as before, but extra glad because you seem to smile a bit more often (and Akagi loves your smile).

I took a lot of effort on this <3 hope you like it, bae !! Taglist— @dai-tsukki-desu @sunasthing @k-sakusa-old @tilli-san

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Brothers in the Human Realm

No one was a demon to begin with (maybe luci though but-). You meet the brothers as human in the human realm. How would you meet them?

Lucifer:

Apparently some schoolmate of yours have done some violations in the school grounds and they used your name

You were sent to the Principal's office where you were questioned by Principal Diavolo about your wrong doings

You were trying to defend your innocence, but it was no avail

Coincidentally Lucifer was just dropping paperwork to Diavolo

Lucifer is your strict and scary and handsome college professor

He overheard the conversation and he defended you since he knew that you weren't lying

"Mr. Diavolo I must say, MC is one of my exceptional students, they would not do something as idiotic as that, and I clearly observe the behavior of my students"

Your H E R O

The next day, someone gave Principal Diavolo evidence of those who did wrong

Your name was cleared

Apparently you saw Lucifer giving those schoolmates detention, threat, and punishment. You may or may not seen a hint of killing intent in his eyes

You decided to thank Lucifer

"No worries, I just clearly observe the actions of what is mine"

H O L D U P

"Wha-" you replied

"Ah MC I have to go to my next class, take care"

Mammon:

Is a famous model, often the cover and centerfold of the monthly Majolish

For you Mammon was okay? I mean he is famous and many people likes his face

You were going to buy a limited edition sunglasses that have hint of yellow and orange

You went to a sunglass store and asked the attendant if they they still have it but apparently the one on the display is their only stock

You decided to buy it

Apparently, Mammon also came to that specific sunglasses store looking for sunglasses that is the same as the one you bought

"I'm sorry sir, but apparently it was already bought and we have no stock" the attendant said

"Who bought it?"

"They did, sir" the attendant said as they point to you

"Oi! Can I buy the sunglasses from you? I'll pay double, no one can refuse the great Mammon"

"I'm sorry but I have to refuse. I really wanted it." you said

"Don't you know who I am? I'm-"

"The Great MAMMON, who is a famous model and often seen on Majolish magazine" you cut him off. "R-right! Now can i buy-"

"Nope sorry" you replied as you rushed to the exit

"Oi! What's your name? And contact details" he asked

"the name is MC, thats all you can get from me" you said as you rushed to the crowd

He was swarmed by the number of fans who saw him

He managed to find you and he chats you "Can I buy the sunglasses now?"

In the end it wasn't just sunglasses you talked about, you also talked about his struggle of being a model and your life

Leviathan:

Your username DestructoSheep is well known in the realms of Obey them

You always rank 2nd in pop quizzes

However no matter what you try, you can never beat your enemy, L3v1

Today, you got a letter from obey them, acknowledging the top players and giving them limited edition items

Ofc you have to go (there are limited items after all)

So you arrived early at the meetup place, no one was there yet so you played some obey them

A purple haired male entered the room, he looked fidgety, nervous, and he was mumbling something about normies

Cue giving of merch

The purple haired male tripped on the tiles and he dropped his phone in front of you

You helped him up and picked up his phone only to see his player name is L3v1.

"You.... You are L3v1." you sai

"Y-Yeah?W-Why?" he said as he was going to grab his phone away from you

"Waaaah! I'm DestructoSheep nice to meet you, oh but you can call me MC" you said as you reached his hand for a handshake

"I-uhhh I'm sorry I'm not used to touching, thats very normie-ish" he said as he averted his eyes

"My name is Leviathan, levi for short"

"I've always thought that the top player is always prideful and such but here he is being shy" you said as you chuckled

"H-hey! I'm still the best one in obey them mind you! I got every event cards at lvl 150 and skill lvl 10 and-"

"Yeah yeah I know" you said

After both of you received the merch, you both talked nonstop about obey them, other games, and anime

It was more like Levi bragging the amount of games and anime he played and watched

It was almost dusk till both of you notice the time

"Ah i got to go early, need to cook dinner. Chat me sometime!!!" you said as you gave him your contact details

Expect no sleep cuz both of you kept chatting till dawn

Satan:

He saw a kitty in a box in an alleyway near his apartment

Everyday, he often stops by to give the kitty enough food for the day

Is often disgusted by the fact that most people dump their pets in trash because they don't have anything to feed it

Saw you going to the alleyway

He suspected the worst and he thought that you were gonna harm the kitty he was feeding

"Hey don't harm-" he stopped

He saw you feeding the kitty

"Ah I assume you thought that I was gonna harm it?" you asked

"Well I thought the worst, humans are naturally scum anyways, but even so I do apologize"

"Ah it's alright, it's not a big deal anyways" you replied

"You come here often? I mean to feed the kitten that is" he asked

"You can say that, but not as often as you do" you said

"How did you know?did you perhaps-"

"Ah I happened to saw you feeding the kitten, I was just shy to approach you" you said

"Well I come to believe that people who are close to cats are not necessarily bad"

"I have to say I have to agree" you replied

"Ah I have to go, let's chat here again next time" you added

The alleyway became your meeting place to chitchat about cats

Asmodeus:

The famous M.A.D. Company released a new and limited edition Devil Set makeup and you were dying to get a hold of one

You spent a day looking at different stores but it was either unavailable or sold out. However, you were lucky to find another store that has one last stock.

You didn't notice someone else was also going to get it and so both of you grabbed the last set

"Uh... I'm sorry I have been looking this for the whole day, may I have it?" you politely asked

"Awww sweetie, I have been doing the same thing! Can you be a dear and let go of it?" the male with champagne-colored hair replied

Cue 1 hour of both of you saying "let go" or "it's mine"

"I have an idea! Let's just buy the set and divide it" you said

"Ohh! Good thinking! I will take the lippies, Devil shadow palette and the foundation!"

"That's literally EVERYTHING IN THE SET"

Cue two more hours of bickering.

Both of you didn't notice someone took it while the two of you are bickering

You noticed that it was gone

"Um... Someone already bought it while you two were... fighting" the saleslady explained

Both of you left the store empty handed and sad and you decided to break the atmosphere

"Pffft I'm sorry for fighting because of a Makeup set, btw my name is MC" you said

"I'm also sorry dear, although I wanted it I still didn't get it. I even missed my appointment to the salon!"

"And my name is Asmodeus, perfect name for a perfect being!" Asmo added

"Alright Mr 'Perfect' " you rolled your eyes

Let's just say that both of you talked about makeups on your way home.

Beelzebub:

Beel is your classmate during Physical Education class at college

Is a famous football player in your campus and he is also known for his handsomeness

His practice hours were often morning to late lunch and late lunch til dusk

During late lunch you saw him in the cashier by the cafeteria, asking if they still have cheeseburger available

But to his dismay, the cashier said "I'm sorry you already bought the last cheeseburger, and that's the last quota for the day"

He seemed sad and still hungry

You still have a cheeseburger to eat, but when you saw the time you knew you weren't gonna make it on your next class

When no one was looking, you decided to approach Beel and gave him your cheeseburger

"Are you giving this to me?"

"Yeah, I was going to eat it but I don't have much time for my next class" you replied

"Thanks, I owe you one"

You saw how happy he was when he got the cheeseburger

You were shocked how fast he ate it

Did he like inhale it or something

After your class, you noticed that he texted you saying "Thanks for the cheeseburger, I'll repay you next time you get hungry"

Let's just say you both got closer after that

Belphie:

It's your first day of online class, and your first subject has a 4 hour lecture

You forgot to disconnect your meeting link and you didn't notice until you were about to do homework

As you were about to disconnect, you saw that you weren't alone and you're classmate is still connected

You didnt want to leave him so you tried your best for your classmate to notice you. You tried spamming and saying " hello"

After 1234 attempts he finally noticed you

"Ah I'm sorry I slept during the boring lecture, thanks for waking me up"

"Ah it's no problem" you replied

"My name is Belphegor as you can see, but you can call me Belphie"

"My name is MC" you replied

"Say... How are you still here after hours after the lecture?"

"I forgot to disconnect" you replied

"Uh idk if this is too much of a favor to ask, can you wake me up again next time? After lecture that is, I don't want to be late for other classes"

"Sure, I don't mind I guess" you replied

After that, both of you got to know each other and you forgot to do your homework and you became a personal alarm clock

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