Tumgik
#but i dont want to be too excited
officialkendallroy · 9 months
Text
Tumblr media
me and my phone
27 notes · View notes
joethesparkle · 10 months
Text
Tumblr media Tumblr media
Reigen genuinely had no idea
14K notes · View notes
lemongogo · 10 months
Text
Tumblr media
sry i dont know what 2 draw anymore T_T . elendira portrait #999
1K notes · View notes
kawaiianimeredhead · 5 months
Text
Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media
For those of you who enjoyed my last post about my roommate's previous mantis, here is an update on a new one she has. Her name is Princess Greenbean and we took her to see Santa today as well as did a photo shoot of her outside on my plants
516 notes · View notes
sluckythewizard · 21 days
Text
Tumblr media
YOU JUST HƎARD IT FROM [HIS MOUTH] FOR SURƎ!!!
#cw gore#cw blood#jrwi fanart#jrwi suckening spoilers#jrwi suckening#BEEN VEHEMENTLY SCRIBBLING THIS THING ALL DAY#IM SO FUCKING IN LVOE W THE NEW EPISODE#VIV N VEX ARE LITERALLY EVERYTHING I COULDVE EVER WANTED. I LOVE BLOOD AND MEAT AND BLOOD AND MEAT#THE SCRIBBLE IS KINDA ROUGH SO DONT LOOK AT IT TOO HARD BUT EHEHEHEEEE THE FACE THAT I CREATED UNNERVES ME#AND IM VERY HAPPY ABOUT THAT. I LOVE CREATING SOMETHING AND HAVING IT EVEN SLIGHTLY PHASE ME#I LOVED ALL THE TOOTH RIPPING NOISES IN THIS EPISODE. AHVE U EVER HAD A TOOTH REMOVED?#SHE USED A BLUNT METAL TOOL TO PUNCH IT OUT. IT REMINDED ME OF THE SPLINTERING OF A TREE. THE WAY IT TORE.#SUCH A SPECIFIC SORT OF CRUNCHING AND SPLINTERING AS A MOLAR WAS RRRRIPPPEEDD FROM THE SOCKET. OHH I LOVE IT.#GOING IN FOR A ROOT CANAL NEXT WEEK AND IM VERY EXCITED. ALL THE DENTISTS LOVE ME N ARE SO NICE TO ME#WHAT A GREAT EPISODE. I HOPE THE URGE TO DRAW MORE STRIKES ME LIKE THIS AGAIN. WEEEE!!#I WANNA ANIMATE EMIZEL GETTIN HIS EYE RRIPPED OUT. BUT. IM ALREADY COOKING 3 OTHER VIV N VEX ANIMATIONS#THERES NO WAY THEY WILL ALL BE FINISHED HELP!! HELP MEE!!!! I HAVE TO MANY IDEAS AND NOT ENOUGH HANDS. DO U GUYS REMEMBER HTF?#OR HAPPY TREE FRIENDS. THE CUTE ANIMAL SHOW W ALL THE BLOOD AND GORE AND TERRIBLE TERRIBLE THINGS HAPPENING TO THE CUTE ANIMALS#in elementary school i would show the 'eyes cold lemonade' to other kids and tell em thats how they make pink lemonade.#hope that helps you undertsand. i wish i could make a lil cartoon w just viv n vex doing what they do best#LOST MY TRAIN OF THOUGHT. IM GOING BACK TO MY LAB. DONT EXPECT TO HEAR FROM ME IN A MILLION YEARS
153 notes · View notes
aurorangen · 2 months
Text
Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media
Long story short, Noah and Connie are together now! The group were on a day trip in Windenburg and were taking a nice afternoon walk in Lykke Centre. They stopped mid-conversation and some big news was announced! What a wonderful surprise!
130 notes · View notes
skunkes · 3 months
Text
Tumblr media Tumblr media
(trying to be) happy to be here
135 notes · View notes
buglaur · 10 months
Text
Tumblr media
344 notes · View notes
notedchampagne · 1 year
Text
Tumblr media Tumblr media
harrow the ninth, gideon pov & seven stages of grief feat. harrowhark nonagesimus
#reposting the harrow page because i finally got the energy to scan it properly#after the main tags ill go over all the small details im excited about bc i want people to have the chance to pick them out themselves so:#the locked tomb#harrow the ninth#gideon nav#harrowhark nonagesimus#harrow the ninth spoilers#griddlehark#dudele#john gaius#okay so details:#the halo around harrow (gideon)s head is the iris of an eye#same with alectos eye and 'first flower of my house'#the shadow of one of the iron railings and the zweihander make IX#i referenced that freak bug description from the actual book lmfao i hid the page number in there#dont forget the 'river is a revenant' theory w the teeth as is described in ntn so i added that in there too#i balanced green on both sides of harrow(gideon) with the bug AND the stray leaves from the planet harrow killed-#- the bright green stands out and is supposed to feel unnatural against the orange#for the harrow piece: obviously i replaced like all stages of grief with denial#but i put some random words in there too in the bg/in different colors#to try and represent her forced changing of the 'stages' so to say#behind harrows head in the top right you can see the first two letters of 'acceptance'#if you look closely at alectos hand her fingers are fused together and are smaller proportioned. that is on purpose. ily barbie#i do NOT have a distinct gold marker so imagine all the orange is gold. now look at that last golden denial eye. hi gideon#i also hid stairs in there. haha <=== homestuck
828 notes · View notes
mtsodie · 2 months
Text
Tumblr media
my beautiful wife and husband
81 notes · View notes
ywpd-translations · 2 months
Text
Ride 764: Dearest wish
Tumblr media
Pag 1
1: The one thing the third year Onoda Sakamichi desires is....?
Tumblr media
Pag 2
3: His dearest wish!!
4: Right!!
Tumblr media
Pag 3
1: That's definitely Onoda's dearest wish
Tumblr media
Pag 4
2: Do your beest
They're so fast!
They move the wind
The jerseys are so brightly colored
3: No no no no
4: That- that's not it
That's not-
Is Sohoku arguing over something!?
Tumblr media
Pag 5
1: That- that was just the spur of the moment
I ended up just saying anything
2: That's not my dearest wish at all....
So- uhm
3: Please forget about it, everyone!!
4: No way!!
Yeah
Teh!!
Yep
Yeah
Tumblr media
Pag 6
1: That must be our goal this year!! Our third victory in a row!!
Tumblr media
Pag 7
1: Yessir!!
On!!
Yeah!!
2: The three day long stage is harsh and long, that's why everyone's strengths will be necessary!!
Yessir!!
3: If we can all unite our strengths and support each other as one...
4: The I'll be able to win brilliantly!! Yeah!!
Just like I did during the prefectural qualification!!
Ohhhh
Tch
Tumblr media
Pag 8
1: I'll sprint desperately, Hotshot-san will accompany me, and I'll do a grand finishing dash, just like that day!!
Okay!! You've been saying it over and over again!!
2: You're really a guy who clings to the glory of the past
The prefectural qualification is connected to the Inter High, it's not in the past!!
You're the type of guy I hate the most when you get carried away
Naruko-san was amazing, teh!!
That day, yeah!!
Naruko-san!!
3: Sto-stop iit, you were both amazing that day
4: Come oon... we're in the middle of an important meeting
6: Now that I think about it
Onoda-san's....
7: This is all
Tumblr media
Pag 9
1: Can I say one last thing?
2: I also think our goal must be a third consecutive victory
3: There's just one thing I'm curious about we still haven't asked
Onoda-san
5: What's your goal this year?
What are you running in the Inter High for?
6: When I asked you this last year during the first years' race
Tumblr media
Pag 10
1: I want to report it
2: You said you wanted to report the victory to your senpai
3: And you
4: Accomplished that
5: Honestly, when I first heard that I thought “what is he talking about, that's such a small goal”
But that day, after the race, when I saw Onoda-san doing it
6: I was shaking
I thought from the bottom of my heart that it was amazing
Tumblr media
Pag 11
1: I thought you were super cool
5: Wh- no no
That- I was just reporting, there's nothing cool about it at all, okay
Tumblr media
Pag 12
1: So I want to know what your goal is this year
Please tell us what you're thinking about!!
2: Is it “I want to report to that senpai once again”!?
4: Crowning your third victory in a row as the captain!?
6: Is it the mountain's bib!? Is it winning a stage!?
Please tell us... your goal during the race...
7: or maybe for when the race is over!!
8: A.....
9: No no no
It's nothing- yes, it's nothing!!
Tumblr media
Pag 13
1: Onoda's goal....
2: I see, what Onoda-kun wants to do....
3: Now that I think about it....
4: What is it!? You started saying it now, “a”!!
Is it “running as an assist”!?
5: Does it mean you don't want to bear the last heavy burden!?
No no no no, that's fine, if the situation calls for it I'll do my best
6: That's enough, Issa
7: There are things Onoda-san doesn't want to say too
No, if it can become motivation for the team then he should say it
Tumblr media
Pag 14
1: Onoda-san's goal!!
2: But still, Issa!!
I'm telling you, anything is fine!!
Ah, uhm...
3: It's a really personal thing, so.... don't get your hopes up...
But.... that's... always been.... my dearest wish...
4: Dearest wish!!
5: If we run with all we have in this Inter High.... putting together all of our strengths and deliver our jersey to the finish line
6: If we get the best result....
Tumblr media
Pag 15
1: No no, I really can't say more than this
3: Say it, everything's fine. I'm curious too
4: Ah.... if we get the best results.... I....
5: I want to reserve a room somewhere...
6: A room?
8: Prepare teacakes
9: Cakes!?
10: Ask for everyone's cooperation...
Tumblr media
Pag 16
1: Gather five people
5: It's something I've been imagining.... since before... entering school in my first year.....
7: Even just for one day
8: Even just a few hours after school
Everyone will bring what they like
9: A.....
Oi.... don't tell me you mean.... you
Tumblr media
Pag 17
1: I'm thinking of reviving the anime research club!!
Tumblr media
Pag 18
5: No way!!
Tumblr media
Pag 19
1: And then, there
2: I think I could call Makishima-san, who likes figures
I feel like you've misunderstood something here
3: And Midosuji-kun who likes anime
Would you be able to hold a conversation with him!?
4: Isn't that good!! The best goal!!
5: You'll gather five people in no time!!
6: Kakaka mine will be the first name you write down
7: Amazing
From England and Kyoto....!!
Tumblr media
Pag 20
1: I don't really get it, but somehow that fired me up!!
2: That's Onoda-san's dearest wish!!
3: Ah
4: N-no, it's really nothing much, so I take it back...
Revive the anime club!!
Let's do it, for Onoda-san!!
I don't really know what an anime club does, but I'm in!!
Me too!!
5: Yeeah!!
Let's do it!!
Issa, calm down
Tumblr media
Pag 21
2: Your goal is to “revive the anime research club even for just day”?
Oi oi, that's such a small
3: but splendid goal!!
4: You managed to unite the club's intentions as one with such bizarre words!!
5: You're really are an unpredictable guy!!
The plate will soon become green
“Real start”.... the real race will start!!
86 notes · View notes
jonsaslove · 3 months
Text
the kitsophie news has me writing jonsa for the first time in weeks so lets drink to that
85 notes · View notes
luck-of-the-drawings · 7 months
Text
Tumblr media
FOR A BEAT OF HEART, THE BREATH IS SHOT. AND WITHIN A BREATH, THE HEART IS CAUGHT. THE PIPES ARE BURSTING, UNDER GREAT STRESS, BOLTS TORN ASUNDER, MAKING A MESS. A FINAL COUGH, A FINAL RETCH, A GOREY SLOUGH, CLAIMED BY WRETCH.
#cw gore#jrwi riptide#jrwi riptide spoilers#chip jrwi#jrwi fanart#jrwi show#I LLOOOVE POETRYYY I LOVE MAKING WORDS RHYME IN STRANGE WAYS AND DESCRIBING VISCERA AND VIOLENCE OR WAHTEVER. YKNOW WHAT ELSE I LOVE#CHHHIIIIIIIBBOOOOO MY BEAUTIFUL MAAANN WWHAT. WHAT HAPPENED. OH MY GOD. IVE BEEN SAYING FOREVER. I NEEED CHIP TO GET SCARIER.#HE HAS THE POTENTIAL! I KNOW HE DOES! HAUNTED BOY WITH THE HAUNTED EYES WHAT TRAUMAS HAVE YOU SEEN? AND WERE THEY YOUR FAULT? THINK ABOUT I#EVERY FAMILY HAS CRUMBLED AROUND HIM. HIS BIRTH FAMILY CRUMBLED BEFORE HE KNEW IT. HIS SECOND FAMILY DROWNED. THIRD BURNED TO THE GROUND#AND SHALL THIS NEXT FAMILY JOIN THEM? CHIIIIP YOU UNFORTUNATE BOY YOU HAVE WITNESSED SO MUCH CALAMITY#YOU ARE CALAMITY BOYYY AHAHAHAHA DONT YOU SEEE!! ZOMBIFIED AND DEAD. TRUELY MORE HAUNTED THAN EVER BEFORE. THIS WILL BE FUN#THE FIRE HURTS WHEN IT BURNS TOO LONG. BUT NOW YOUR NERVES ARE DEAD AND YOUR MIND IS FREE. BURN THIS CORPSE AS YOU WISH TO GET WHAT YOU WAN#CHIP IS NOT THE FIRE HE IS THE MATCH. I LOVE THAT IDEA SO MUCH IM SO PROUD OF IT. OHHH AND CAN WE TALK ABOUT THE CORRUPTION#bizly mentioned that chip wants to be a good captain. in his most corrupted state however. he would be the BEST captain..#thAT DOESNT MEAn hes gonna just suddenly be all controlling. the BEST captain keeps his crew safe. keeps them together. keeps them alive.#and chip is doing just that! he doesnt need to stop being a good captain just bc of the corruption! he just needs to be the BEST CAPTAIN#AND THATS SUBJECTIVE BABY!! im so excited to see where chips zombie arc goes. neeeed him to get scarier and just a little more fucked up.#neEED HIM TO PERFORM ABHORANT ACTIONS THAT HAVE JAY N GILL GOING ' dude woah what the fuck...'#RIGHT I SHOULD TALK ABT MY ART TOO. this one took TOO LONGGGstarted out witha sketch how did it end up like this...#the heart and the blood KILLED ME. LOOK AT MY RENDERING LIKE HWAAATT#better not see any more mistakes after i post this.... i cant fight withit anymore....STILL RLY PROUD THO..#I WAnted to make it visually LOOK like the grossest vomiting sound possible#i want it to make your throat feel uncomfortable. am i achieving that? i hope i am. thats tubes dude!!! like cmahn!
219 notes · View notes
becauseplot · 8 months
Text
qsmp might consume my every waking thought but at least it’s helpful. like oh man i can’t just lay around all day, i have to go clean the kitchen and buy groceries so that later i have time to sit down and watch the silly french cubito get his ass whooped by an angry .java file. priorities.
161 notes · View notes
fizzy-dizz · 3 months
Text
Tumblr media Tumblr media
Lumiere's Sick Day: Pages 7-8 Prev | Next
ooooo u wanna kiss me so bad it makes u look stupid
80 notes · View notes
wisteriainslumber · 3 months
Text
It’s Club Dayyyy
nrc club hcs for the club vignettes we never got
warnings: curse words, b6 spoilers for the movie club section
Mountain Appreciation Club
just jade, himself, and the great outdoors
appreciating life, having a nice peaceful hike on a sunny day
or a nice dip in the pond, it really depends if he wants to connect with nature or hunt nature that day
no, its not lonely being by himself, it’s jade’s cottagecore vacay away from NRC
he can literally just chill on the mountains as a club activity. no loud NRC tussles, no responsibilities, no having to play 4D chess to be in everyone’s good graces
its a goddamn dream come true
plus if you join, you can experience this too!!
a fan of any miniature items. the teensy tiny mushrooms are so cute they fill him with so much joy that hes shedding tears
if jade has lil terrariums, why not tiny fairy houses? 
DIY miniature doll houses with flower lamps, strawberry bean bags, and mushroom seats
this is totally a part of club activities btw <333 and yes his club room is decorated with all of these things, its very cozy
you don’t need to be an animal magnet like silver to get help from the forest critters
jade respects the earth, the birdies sometimes leave flowers out for him on the path he usually travels
for anyone screaming 'its a fae trap', his curiosity just rose astronomically
way too bold of you to assume he'd avoid such a thing
that ring of mushrooms? it looks very pretty, it’s like nature’s call for a photo op. maybe you should stand in it. jade will help you take pictures :)
if jade is ever feeling too lonely, he’ll bring a plushie along with him, for the illusion of company. its sort of nice because he can talk to it and encourages him to take more pictures (plushie tea party, anyone?)
all of these photos he takes arent only for the ‘gram its for the club (technically personal) scrapbook. he shows it to floyd & azul every time he takes a hike and every time jade pulls it out, there are audible groans
gargoyle research & mountain appreciation should have a collab i think it would be very enriching
Pop Music Club
all of their instrument expertise comes from outside of the club
u think they actually learned how to play in that club?? pffft its a glorified hang out spot
just a bunch of friends who all know how to play instruments hanging out under the guise of club activities
we are going under the impression that clubs either get no supervision or very little supervision bc there is no way this club will still be standing if so
their band practice is only for appearances bc all they do is play the few songs they know well then spend the rest of their time preforming trick shots w/ their instruments
kalim is reading off the sheet music meant for the trombone but its okay he’s going off the vibe™
as opposed to cater, who can’t even read the sheet music, but are they a boss with playing by ear (girls got perfect pitch)
if you hear the band get off-beat, its very hard to pinpoint who the culprit is bc none of them are on the same page physically, they communicate telepathically (its all in the Vibes)
they would be the band that continues playing during fire alarms and severe emergencies. nothing like a bit of background music to ease panic, right?
however they’re very quick learners. like if someone wants to belt off their lungs to a song, the rest of the club will find the sheet music and join
(seriously though, lilias got some pipes. kalim is getting too into it with bashing the drums and cater has to catch up bc in what world does a single college kid become so good at singing about unrequited love??)
put them in a room together and they are all fighting for custody of the braincell
all of cater’s and lilia’s old guitar picks are used as decorations around the club
as in, they connected them on sashes and it’s hanging like some colourful fairy lights
they let kalim pick three of the collection and those turned into pop music friendship bracelets :)
their meetings will end with ‘we should totally start a band’ (and they never do)
Board Game Club
monopoly was Extra banned after azul joined
have you ever felt extorted by the bank? that there is suddenly a surprise interest for taking too long to buy a property? to be told you counted wrong even though you're pretty damn sure u triple counted?? bc thats what he did as the banker
the biggest betrayals come out of this club during uno
crowley suggested to play more peaceful games like scribbl.io but then it ended up with a competition of art skills
their club room has drawings and fanart of their favourite characters in there 
students of this club absolutely CARRY the art bazaars. anything you can think of under the sun, they can do
need jewelry? pottery? paper crafts? cool paintings? costumes? you can absolutely commission them (uhh if you can find them, that is)
the D&D sessions in this club get so majorly intense that students have started physically reenacting the actions, like larping
crowley would have let the students keep the very real and very sharp swords they brought if pomefiore student C didn’t get a leg injury from them
better luck next time
but who am i kidding, if idia is feeling particularly silly that day he’ll permit the use of magic
and by silly he means when a club member says something so factually incorrect about the D&D setting that nothing less than fire can make them atone for their sins
and what is NRC if there aren’t any consequences for the losers? the mantle of the gamemaster is passed around at every meeting, so depending on their luck, the loser either wears a dunce hat or assists in the winner’s projects
despite all of this though, they are ride or die!!! if you need help farming mats for a game, you will have at least 3 classmates available to help
co-op is amazing in this club. it may be filled with taunts but generally they are very supportive and are a very cohesive team
it makes you wonder why they don’t work together very often
well thats because theyre only bonded by common goal. they are Petty. they’re still bitter about losing at uno
Equestrian Club
probably the most order you'll get, clubwise
not because riddle is part of the club its more like the horses will punish any misbehaviour before he can
the savanaclaw students defend the horses with an energy even sebek couldnt manage
poor ignihyde student B got flown across the field for being too rough with the lead
now on top of the very hurtful gut injury, ignihyde student B is getting mentally kicked down for treating the horse like a toy
during the beginning of the club, there would be info sessions and you’d have to pass a test regarding safety, maintenance, and proper care of the horses before you even begin to ride
and even before that, theres a grace period to establish a bond with the animals 
after silver pushed the agenda, riddle now schedules weekly bonding time with their horses
the scarabia students enjoy this immensely they'll be braiding flowers into every horses' hair
NRC students go ham on halloween and that means their pretty horseys are also getting cool costumes to match
sebek’s horse is out of the stable the quickest to run up to him
on the outside, very wholesome. but if you’re standing near sebek in any shape or form, it looks like his horse is charging up to trample him and it is very scary
the equestrian club magicam page is filled with the most photogenic horses and costumes you’ll see
and depending on who is posting, the captions will consist of horse puns or informative facts on horse maintenance and care
i seriously mean it when the members of the equestrian club start reciting these in their sleep
replace the salt licks, put on winter blankets, polish the hooves
and most importantly: WEAR YOUR PPE.
honestly this rule should be applied mostly to spelldrive & science club members but hell, that’s their problem. your ppe is just as important for you as it is to the horsies, so dont slack or else ur going on club probation
you know how people baby-talk their pets
now imagine that with a bunch of horse girls
thats the whole club
Track & Field Club
between a bunch of boys and the great outdoors, extremely dumb things happen in this club
if theyre done doing club activities, theres truly nothing to do
and they take advantage of the lack of supervision by hijacking the sprinklers
lots of water fights bc the sun is beating down on them while they’re doing exercise. ‘stay hydrated’ is their club motto
if all else goes wrong, at least the grass is watered amirite?
as far as ik, vargas supervises this club but they seem very chill. im not sure if this club is the one that’s in dire need of supervision
there’s a bunch of inside jokes that vargas somehow overheard??
he’ll say them back in later club meetings without a lick of context
a student once asked how his life in NRC was and while most of it was a lesson to take care of your physical health, the club has exclusive gossip on how vargas thought crewel was the most annoying classmate ever😭
they’re not snitches though bc they still wanna hear more juicy stories
a few curious students tried that raw egg diet and got sick as all hell
salmonella is deadly, my friends
rip to the beginners because vargas will ask you to do 100 curl-ups as a WARM UP. 
instructs like a sergeant but has the energy of a fun uncle
he will let the students pick a warm-up song 
very few fights or disagreements happen in this club mostly because everything can be solved through competition
whoever can run past the big oak tree first gets to be vargas’ helper for the duration of club time
the students are free to decorate their headbands for the club and because friendship is #magic, deuce and jack exchanged their headbands to decorate
at some point they started have mud sculpture contests and by ‘mud sculpture’ i mean they make mud hurdles and whoever can’t jump over them has to put the club equipment back by the end of practice
this club loves touching grass so much
Magift Club
leona is a wonderful leader but unfortunately he is also the least tolerant of problems that arise
if you can sort thru puberty then u can sort out ur own problems damn🙄🙄 yall really be going to leona to complain about octavinelle student B whipping a disk at ur head at ur grown age???
yall seen ruggie play upside down with his damn grippers on the broom
some of the club members think thats super cool and try to do the same
only to sustain head injuries
which epel very nicely helped them to patch up
before every game they group huddle and leona gets dragged in all the time no matter how much he complains
the mantle of the speech is passed around the entire team on different games
everyone plays a part!
and by playing a part i mean that they all scrawl down mean things to say about the rsa students and put it in a hat
they read them aloud when team morale is low
any breakfast skippers in this team broke their streak around the first week of joining
yk, because it is unhealthy™ but mostly bc if leona catches anyone skipping meals before practice or a match, they’re getting a new one ripped into them
he’ll prattle on about how he doesn’t want anyone at their 70% at a practice or that not eating makes their movements sluggish and a liability
and its very easy to take him at face value but i promise he means it all in good nature and concern for health <3
sometimes leona will use epel as an example and praising him for being a good student™ for eating and intaking nutrients or wtv 
but epel will sometimes then start an impromptu presentation about the nutrients in fruits and food which is a mix of things he’s learned from his family and from pomefiores routine
ruggie ofc says smth entirely different, that any food is energy, and leona promptly throws the slipper at him sjdsjdf
ruggie treats his broom like a person
very respectful, talks to it for no reason (or maybe he’s talking to himself??)
pomefiore student A believes that he’s establishing a relationship with a broom and isn’t that a beautiful thing?
riders need to have a good relationship with their horse, so why shouldn’t the same logic be applied to a broom?
yeah, this gets travelled around a bit and people who are not part of the spelldrive club are puzzled. like do magift players get an extra special broom or something???
Gargoyle Research Club
ALL on his lonesome its the saddest thing ever
if you ask a senior, they will tell you an old rumour that the club is a disguise for dark arts practice
to be fair, there’s nothing refuting the rumour but it got quickly shut down just because it wasn’t wise to talk about the future heir in such a way
the air of the club is so vibey bc come on, its just strolls around the campus and learning gargoyle lore
its mal’s niche interest and he’s sort of winning since hes the sole member and can ‘sign off’ that he attended even if he loses track of time and misses the meeting
‘‘meeting” is a very generous term its mal at a round table with a bunch of empty chairs 
jade and malleus are members of the #soloclub so jade passes on his advice to fill the empty spaces with plushies
hes learned every name of the gargoyles that reside on campus, and if they are nameless, sometimes he’ll bestow a name upon them
mal would help unclog or brush off any leaves that may have fallen into the drainage systems (yuu keeps putting leaves in the gargoyle mouths to ‘feed them’)
one of malleus’ favourite things to do in this club is when its raining. he loves to see the statues just spout off water so gracefully
he’d sculpt the most beautiful mini gargoyles though??
like i don’t think they’d be full size (for now) because there’s gargies all over campus, but just know, these miniature versions are all fully functional just waiting to do their job
lets not forget that mal is on his second? third? volume of his self published gargoyle research books. the next volumes are coming with illustrations for optimum learning efficiency  
the illustrations may occasionally have footnotes that say something along the lines of ‘gargoyle stationed next to the school gates, nicely polished’ 
lowkey though, he finds the statues weathered by time and storms the most beautiful. theres entire sections in his books just waxing poetic about the craftsmanship & the stone withstanding the force of nature and erosion
and ofc how to determine the approximant date of a sculpture, along with how cracks, rust, pigmentation, and whatever else stands as a testament to how beautiful things age
i think this club might benefit from powerpoint club initiation idk though
Science Club
yeah i said it before but these are unsupervised students with access to a wide range of chemicals
most of them are hyper-reactive as well
sometimes its nice to mix some stuff together and watch it blow up
and sometimes u be feeling a little thirsty and risky that day
diasomnia student A had grown fins and a tail because of this and looked majestic with them, even though he absolutely couldn’t breathe
some bright scarabia student had the fun idea to incorporate their own magic into the mix. you know, because plants, ingredients, and metals with magical properties weren’t ‘oomph’ enough
its not that they don’t know how to create a shimmer potion but, buuut what if they doubled the pixie dust so they can create an ultra light potion?? (*cough* it might function like a solar flare lolol oopsie daisies <33)
rumours say this student had received malleus draconia’s praise, but for some strange reason, none of the club members present had a reliable alibi 
even though they need to send in a full list of ingredients and their intentions with them, the students still end up creating borderline dangerous potions
its not like theres a bag inspection or anything
unspoken agreement within the club that anyone can bring in whatever the hell they want as long as they leave no traces afterwards
the science club has gotten extra extra sneaky because oftentimes crewel will show up unannounced to ensure that no one is doing something stupid
rook hunt is the anti-thesis of lab safety he has actually violated pretty much any and all lab protocols, past, present, and future
his bad influence is causing the other club members to forgo their safety equipment too
rook do be drinking random chemicals to see what they would do but what caused one student’s sclera to turn colours only causes rook to hiccup pink bubbles. its a strange phenomena 
and no trey is not exempt from this bc what were his club members with equally as dangerous chemicals in their bag gonna do? snitch? be fr
curiosity runs rampant in this club and none of their intentions are for the better
Basketball Club
jamil is the mom of the team
against his will, as always
his leadership style is much more different than leonas
while leona will step in if needed, jamil will dip
sort it out amongst yourselves. if he comes back in 10 minutes and theyre still squabbling, then jamil is going to sic floyd on their asses
of course it works every time. if you consider "fighting to the death" as an ethical suggestion
often times jamil will praise heartslabyul student E for being so well behaved but this is obviously a dig at ace
poor ace got demoted. he's the biggest menace in the first year group now he has to deal with ppl who are bigger menaces than him
without fail, every club meeting there will be someone reenacting the basketball song from that one classic movie. singing it just ups your chances of getting the ball in the basket i dont make the rules
if you listen closely, you can almost hear the squeaky shoes on the court
every time someone makes a shot, you will hear ‘LIMP WRIST SYNDROME’ being shouted
i dont know the basketball positions but ace is the one that’s all over the court. hes fast as hell. his members say its bc hes the shortest one on the team 
all those sleight of hand tricks arent only for parties, they’re also for playing ball >:) dupes the enemy team so much when fighting over the ball
this club is both the biggest victim and the biggest instigator for locker room antics because everyone is very very petty
jamil would scold them for tracking water all over the floor but will not stop floyd for soaking everyone with the shower head he personally knocked off the wall
until he got caught in the fire, now jamil has snatched the shower head and by the seven is he going to use magic to make that shit boiling hot
and ofc vargas mistook those burns as sun burns and praised the entire club for being so hardworking in the hot weather jsdfjh
once one of the diasomnia students thought they would get extra pumped for a game if they pretended the floor was an rsa student's face
they smacked the ball so hard on the ground that it ricochet up into their face and accidentally broke their nose
poor dude, you really gotta feel for him
Film Studies Club
crap ton of students signed up when vil was in first year solely for the reason that ‘vil is in this club’
which of course, was nice but vil made sure there was brutal auditions to weed out the ones who joined just to see him
many people believe it’s savanaclaw & the magift club that snorts protein like its crack
no, it’s pomefiore
and by proxy, vil is enforcing the same rules
gotta keep ur body on its toes, eat good for no pimple, work hard and rest harder
on another note though, oof, personal vocal lessons with coach schoenheit😩
the octavinelle students love to gossip and start rumours and play it off as it being "improv"
rumours circle around though and one epel felmier is not very happy about allegedly being an RSA transfer student
when they have movie analysis days, vil rarely ever lets his own movies be shown
yes, feedback is good from anyone, but not only is he a senior, but one of the leading figures of this club. the only thing he’d hear were praises, and if he wanted that, he’d just go to rook
ortho is having a blast working with all the different kinds of cameras, and loves when the members request for a camera with a very specific function
it gets his genius little mind to work and he can show off his expertise. it’s a win/win!
also uses all of this data to weaponize his acting to the max. he will learn how to use crocodile tears for his benefit, he will learn how to intimidate people even with his adorable form
vil may be a brutal dance coach but my heart tells me ortho is much worse. he helps choreograph but completely forgets that his joints dont work like people do
he also overestimates everyones strength solely due to the fact that physically, the club members are stronger than idia due to the rigorous training regimes
his stage directions be like “okay and you can move the set when you exit stage left”
like.. the entire set?? one person?? 
ortho gets wayyyyy too invested in his character but now vil is using ortho as an example to keep the rest of the club members in line aiuhdffgh
ortho is the biggest instigator for out-of-pocket improv because its like a livewire reaction. one person goes in a crazy direction and the rest of the club is following suit
no one knows what the original script is anymore ijsdhfgn
88 notes · View notes