#and to think he actually used to do shit naur
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Tokyo Revengers Groupchat (not everyone, also random combinations, no specific gang)
Warnings: swearing, suggestive, homophobia by a gay person (just sillies), mentions of vomit and poison, mentions of drugs
Desc: placenta, placebo, or gazebo? 🤔
Rindou: yk when you tell someone something then they believe it and it works?
Rindou: like what you're saying isn't true but cause they think it is, it works
Ran: yes
Ran: the placenta effect
Izana: here we fucking go
Smiley: you're kidding right?😁
Ran: are you going to put a Smiley face after every single thing you text?
Ran: we get it, you smile really wide 👍
Smiley: kys
Ran: so hostile and for what
Mikey: idk what the word is but it's definitely not placenta
Izana: how even?
Mitsuya: ...the placebo effect??
Ran: isn't that those huge tent things
Mitsuya: that's a gazebo
Ran: oh
Ran: same thing
Smiley: you dumb as hell
Hakkai: you'd think that big ass forhead of yours would be worth something
Hakkai: smh
Ran: and you'd think after 10 years you'd get over whatever grudge you have against me
Hakkai: you literally hit my best friend (future bf) over the head with a brick
Chifuyu: thought you could sneak that in huh
Hakkai: he could have died
Ran: but he didn't?
Ran: i was just being silly and having fun
Ran: is that such a crime🙄
Hakkai: ITS FUCKING ATTEMPTED MURDER
Rindou: so is it placebo, placenta, or gazebo?
Mitsuya: it's placebo
Kazutora: placenta's are in females stomachs for pregnancy i think
Baji: that's the uterus (i'm so fucking smart)
Chifuyu: none of those are correct
Draken: google exists also
Draken: why are you asking us
Rindou: shut up for a sec
Rindou: would the placenta effect potentially kill someone
Rindou: like if you told someone that you poisoned them and then after a while they start frothing at the mouth and shit, could they die?
Rindou: or are they being a little bitch and faking lol
Rindou: i didn't actually put the rat poison in his drink (i think)
Rindou: but it kinda seems like he's dying or smth
Mikey: what the fuck is this situation
Mikey: is this real?💀
Rindou: nah
Rindou: hypothetically
Ran: does this have to do with the ambulance being here
Rindou: nah
Rindou: can y'all just answer me
Rindou: hurry before the "poison", does it's job or whatever
Rindou: guys he's throwing up pretty violently
Rindou: there's blood
Rindou: hypothetically
Izana: who would you have "hypothetically" poisoned?😐
Rindou: bro that's not the point, sir
Izana: stop calling me sir in normal situations
Izana: we're normal now and not in a gang and i'm a normal person not a gang leader
Mochi: so we don't have to call you Izana-sama anymore?
Ran: what if it turns us on
Izana: uhm
Kakucho: fuck off
Kakucho: sorry
Ran: Kaku give it up, he's way too old for you
Rindou: so y'all just gonna let the hypothetical person die? ayt
Rindou: i'm on my way to the hospital for unrelated reasons
Kakucho: who's the hypothetical victim of the placebo
Rindou: uhhh Sanzu
Kakucho: LMAO
Kakucho: let him hypothetically die then 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Mitsuya: punch him in the stomach
Rindou: i know a lot of y'all don't like him but we're friends now and i don't want him to die also he has the best drugs so i'd rather he stay alive so that i can enjoy them recreationally
Rindou: but i'll do it anyway
Mitsuya: stfu for a sex, punching him will make him throw up, and he'll vomit most of the poison out
Rindou: oh like in the stomach?
Rindou: he's gonna be so mad at me, damn
Baji: "shut up for a sex" lmaoooooo🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Baji: and you guys say I'M diabetic💀💀
Mikey: bro what?😭
Kakucho: you mean dyslexic?
Kakucho: nvm the situation speaks for itself
Smiley: the irony of this is crazy
Draken: that got a chuckle outta me 😂
Chifuyu: why you text like a 40 year old dad💀
Ran: i never went to school but even i know that's incorrect
Hakkai: "i never went to school but even i know that's incorrect 🤓👆"
Hakkai: jump into oncoming tragic you f slur🖕
Smiley: aur naur you done made Hakkai homophobic
Ran: you need to fucking chill omg
Mitsuya: are you five years old, Baji
Baji: nah i'm 24 dumbness🤨
Baji: *dumbass
Izana: my oath for not using violence anymore might have to be on hold cause you guys are pissing me the fuck off you fucking incompetent fools useless excuses of human beings
Smiley: bro called us fools
Ran: that's a bit much, sir
Baji: bet you're typing with your left hand
Ran: uh huh <3
Rindou: get some fucking bitches, damn
Ran: where are your bitches, Rindou
Rindou: on my dick
Ran: oh you're talking about the femboys?
Ran: ohh ok i thought you weren't gay but whatever
Mikey: yo is haruchiyo alive?
Rindou: they're pumping his stomach, he'll be fine
Rindou: liking femboys isn't gay
Smiley: 🤨
Angry: 🤨
Rindou: don't act dumb because it's literally in the term 'fem'
Draken: uh, what about the 'boy' part
Rindou: don't twist my words
Rindou: how is liking something that looks like a girl, gay??
Mitsuya: bffr 😐
Rindou: y'all telling me if i fuck haruchiyo i'm gay???
Hakkai: he's a boy?
Rindou: he looks like a woman
Rindou: have you seen his body? tiny ass waist headass. y'all come to the onsen next time you'll see what i mean
Chifuyu: you're being weird rn
Ran: what about his penis, Rindou
Rindou: that's irrelevant
Rindou: besides it's barely noticeable
Draken: people like you and Koko are the fucking problem, get some therapy
Smiley: Rindou thinks fucking a guy in the ass isn't gay 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
Rindou: "FEM"
Draken: BOY???? MALE??? MAN??? DICK???
Rindou: ok who's gay now, weirdo🤨
Draken: kys (kill yourself)
#tokyo revengers#tokyo revengers manga#tokyo revengers groupchat#tokyo revengers texts#tokyo revengers smau#sano manjiro/mikey#mitsuya takashi#baji keisuke#ryuguji ken/draken#matsuno chifuyu#shiba hakkai#haitani ran#haitani rindou#haitani brothers#kurokawa izana#hitto kakucho#kawata nahoya/smiley#i'm pulling this shit out my ass atp i'm just saying shit#i'm done apologizing for repetition idk what to say anymore bcs one thing about me is i have no new ideas!👆 (or cannot execute them)#y'all almost lost me bcs my parents almost found my account and i almost deactivated out of pure fear#i'm also struggling so bad mentally like i've almost killed myself a few times now but i'm lazy af can't lie#i just hope i make you giggle#it's all that matters ✊❤#also holy shit the state of the economy and just the way society is developing is making me so depressed we have regressed terribly#anyway i love you guys heehee 😋#low-key sanrin#rinzu?#idk what's it's called
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My thing for those worried about Starscream becoming a villain in ES is that you have to accept that he is multifaceted, and if being a villain or being morally ambiguous at best impacts you that much to the point where you stop liking his character or you think it's ooc, then I don’t think you fully understand his character. And you have to accept that he is a morally gray person to appreciate him.
But at the same time, ES is filled with plots that have in depth complexity and take us for a ride. Starscream doing something ‘evil’ because the summary says so doesn’t necessarily mean he is going to be an evil character. As what is evil for others may not actually be evil to the Decepticons. Star is also the Decepticon leader in Earthspark, so there is a chance what he is doing may be for the good of the Decepticons as he sees it, but may wreck havoc for others.
And then ofc, he might just be evil, he might do something evil, and it’s revealed that he is meant to be evil. Do I want him to be a one dimensional evil person…Naur not really. But if that’s it then that’s it, and I will still love him regardless. Transfomrers Earthspark has already given us a shit ton of complexity toward Starscream, and we were given a very multifaceted perception of him that I absolutely adore.
I also don’t think it’s bad to delve into aspects of him that show us why he became a Deception, and show us that a lot of his problematic tendencies existed before he was a con/before he met Megatron. And that’s okay. If you want Starscream to have a redemption arc you, which I do think ES might push, you also have to acknowledge that he is not a good person by default and never has been. He has to change. I don’t doubt, ES will expand on that.
I for one really like Starscream being able to be multifaceted, if written right. I like him to have empathy and nuance woven into his narrative, but I also like when we are reminded that is a villain and can be evil and can be a villain. If ES is a show that preaches changes and forgiveness then that’s just something we’re gonna have to experience with Starscream and we’re gonna see him be evil if we want a change. Or hell we may just see him be evil, either way I love him.
but more importantly, give the show and the writing a chance before you shit on it. We have a month, next month we'll see!! so be chill
#starscream#transformers earthspark#trust me i have SEEN character assassination and starscream being evil is not character assassination#watch someone randomly burn a city on a dragon out of no where and the let's talk#tf earthspark#transfomrers earthspark spoilers#this is also why i've stopped interacting with fandom for a multitude of reasons#please breathe#transformers
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KAWAII -
[ ot7 x reader ]
SLUT CENTRAL 🤮
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8 participants - 8 online
jin: so i just raised a slut like???
namjoon: ??
y/n: RIGHT ITS INSANE
jk: ur a father?
tae: where the sluts at lol
yoongi: honestly i could throw up
jimin: if i raised jungkook i would not be taking credit for that shit just saying
hobi: you raised me up
jk: i’m the slut? ☹️
jin: YES YOU ARE WHY
ARE YOU HALF NAKED ON WEVERSE
WHAT IS UR ISSUE???
jk: jimin did it first
jimin: UMM EXUSE ME????
IT WAS FOR YOUR BIRTHDAY MIGHT I ADD
DONT DRAG ME INTO UR MESS
hobi: wasn’t namjoon half naked the other day too?
namjoon: this isn’t about me
y/n: whores the lot of you!
tae: namjoon the biggest whore
namjoon: again this isn’t about me
tae: ok mr automatic dick
hobi: who was the automatic bitch?
y/n: what does that even mean
namjoon: yoongi was the one talking about his tongue technology
yoongi: ??????
leave me alone wtf
tae: ur all nasty
hobi: be honest are you a virgin
tae: ME????
ARE YOU SILLY LOOK AT ME
hobi: looking
i see a virgin
tae: if anyone is a virgin it’s jin
jin: okay wtf not true at all
jimin: he’s lived for like 79 years there’s no way he’s a virgin lmao
y/n: i mean think about that one photo
with the comdoms in the back
jin BEEN fucking!!
hobi: #kingsize
jin: i mean what can i say
jimin: you picked up the wrong size?
jin: kill yourself?
namjoon: could we not talk about the size of jin’s dick please and thank you
tae: right pls stop guy me and namjoon are getting turned on
jk: it’s ok me 3
jin: what
y/n: what
namjoon: what????
yoongi: strangling jungkook gotta feel better than opiates i just know it in my heart
jimin: retweet
tae: bro said retweet 😭😭😭😭
his ass is NOT on twitter 🤣🤣
y/n: you are so unfunny it makes me want to punch things
tae: i’m so into that
y/n: burn
tae: ummmm?
y/n: alive
tae: don’t hate me cuz you want to passionately kiss me on the mouth
y/n: would rather get shot 450 times
tae: fuck you never speak to me again
y/n: finally
tae: guys i miss her 😕💔
WRONG CHAT
WRONG CHAT FUCK YOU BYE
hobi: wow
jk: guys let’s start using tone indicators!
yoongi: ur ugly /srs
jk: ok nvm!
jimin: and she said she said she’s from hawaii /srs
namjoon: …
hobi: do you know how to say cute in japanese? /srs
jk: i do i do i do
namjoon: please stop
tae: did someone say japan lol???
jin: when you said bye i had hope you would be gone for more that 2 seconds
y/n: he said japanese
jimin: idiot
tae: they call me senpai down under
yoongi: ?
jk: in australia??
tae: tf is an australia??
yoongi: what the actual fuck is wrong with you?
tae: did you mean astronaut?
jk: maybe…
y/n: you didn’t
jk: i didn’t
hobi: naur
jin: pls don’t do this again
hobi: naur i have to mate
tae: somone call me senpai rn see what happens
y/n: no
jin: is he’s gonna do something weird?
i feel like he’s gonna do something weird
pls don’t do something weird
jk: let’s find out!!!
namjoon: let’s not!
jk: senpai~
tae: nnnuugghhhhhhhhh 😫
jin: told u
tae: what’s up baby 😉
yoongi removed tae from “SLUT CENTRAL 🤮”
jimin: i HATE jungkook
jk: /srs ?
jimin: /srs
jk: FUCK
hobi: personally if i was to ever get hit by a car i would just get up and walk away
like thats so embarrassing
am i a pussy?
absolutely NOT
jk: hobi btw i do know how to say cute in japanese
namjoon: what if your legs were badly hurt?
hobi: namjoon idk about YOU but hoseok is definitely gonna walk it off
namjoon: why are you talking in 3rd person?
jk: do you want to know how to say cute in japanese??
i can tell you
yoongi: no
jk: k y ee
y/n: oh my god
yoongi removed jk from “SLUT CENTRAL 🤮”
jimin: did he just say that
like fr
k y ee?
as in kawaii
im not hallucinating right
jin: unfortunately not
hobi: i need a car
it’s time to hit a couple people
yoongi: talking to them kills me inside
jin: i’m here for u yoongi
yoongi: and you
jin: hobi make sure you hit him too
jin added tae to “SLUT CENTRAL 🤮”
jin added jk to “SLUT CENTRAL 🤮”
jin: karma
tae: sometimes i call the number on missing dog posters and just bark
jk: hi guys i’m back thx for adding me back jin hi guys i’m back did you miss me cuz i’m back now so it’s ok
namjoon: you bark?
tae: so they think it’s their dog trying to contact them
but it’s not
cuz it’s me
jimin: why would they think it’s their dog?
how tf a dog gonna use a phone
tae: dogs don’t normally use phones?
guess yeontan just built different 🤷🏻♂️
i mean what do you expect from a son of mine
hobi: he’s built different cuz you don’t feed him
y/n: LAMSOSOKSKD THAT IS NOT FUNNY AT ALL YOU CANT SAY THAT OH MY GODJDJDJDJJFJFN
jimin: HELP THATS CRAZY
yoongi: wow
namjoon: guys please
jin: INSANE HOSEOK INSANE
tae: ok that was not funny at all
i look after him
really well actually
..
i swear
i feed him
i do
jk: i believe you tae
tae: you do? 🥺
jk: yeah
tae: thanks jungkook i love you
jk: ok
tae: ok?
jk: ok?
tae: okay
jk: okay
tae: fucking whore whose the other woman then??
jk: guys help i’m really scared rn
jimin: omg speaking of that fucking mutt
tae: MUTT???
jimin: bro has NO stage presence at ALL
expressions lame as hell and all he did was run around trying to get camera time he looked a fool
hobi: dozen core
y/n: was his first performance pls don’t make fun of him he’s trying his best :(((
jimin: his best wasn’t good enough
tae: HE WORKED VERY HARD FOR THAT STAGE
jimin: it did not show
jk: bam could of done it better
yoongi: would of shit on stage
jimin: still would of been better than whatever yeontan was doing
tae: can you leave him alone omg
he was nervous
jimin: i’ll cook him
hobi: do you know how to say cute in japanese?
jk: yes
i do
namjoon: stop
jk: i can give you a hint if you don’t know namjoon
namjoon: jungkook please don’t talk to me
jimin: he’s losing it guys
y/n: lowkey hot
i love a man on the edge
tae: just say ur a slut
y/n: ??
yoongi: tae shut the fuck up
jimin: that so screams i have never felt the touch of a woman before
tae: how tf u think i made yeontan?
jk: you fucked a dog??????
tae: wait no wtf
jk: oh MH GOD GUYS TAE FUCKED A DOG
that’s illegal
i hope
OHMY GOD CALL TBE POLICE
hobi: that’s gross i’m gonna throw up
tae: THATS NOT TRUE HES LYING I DIDNT STOP PLS
jin: where is namjoon when you need him change the the subject i’m begging you
namjoon: i think i'm having a psychotic break rn
y/n: holds you and whispers it's gonna be okay
jimin: kill your neighbor kill your neighbor kill your neighbor
tae: GUYSBPLS BELIEVE ME
IM CRYING
SOBBING PLS
IM GONNA THROW UP EVERYWHERE
IVE HAD SEX
WITH A WOMAN BEFORE NEVER A DOG
PLS IM TELLINV THE TRUTH PLS
GIYS
PLS HWLLO
GIUSYSSSJSJJDD
PLEASE
y/n: can’t wait for the day it’s gc gets leaked
we will all be locked up
jimin: severing 10 years not even that bad if you think about it
yoongi: tae severing at least 25
tae: NOT TRUE
namjoon serving life
little drug abuser
y/n: be fr the worst drug joon has done is take 4 paracetamols at one time
jk: 4?????
WOW JOON U CRAZY
namjoon: no
hobi: caught namjoon sipping lean on august 13th 2023 10:45 pm
namjoon: no you didn’t
hobi: u right i didn’t
sorry guys i like to lie
jin: that’s a problem actually
hobi: i’m working on it
tae: work harder
jimin: tell ur dog that
tae: CAN YOU LEAVE HIM ALONE
yoongi: can you come over
tae: yeah
yoongi: wrong chat mb
and why tf would i be taking to you
tae: i’m gonna shoot myself
jin: who you inviting over yoongi omg 🙈
should i bring you a nda??
jk: nine dead animals?
y/n: no jungkook
jk: oh
namjoon: breathe in breathe out
jk: personally i’m worried if i give good head or not because no one has ever willingly asked me to give them head so is my head that bad you don’t even want me to try
jin: invest in a diary pls
jk: cant i’m lacktoes intolerant :(
jimin: lactose?
y/n: and the way thats not even true
hobi: the head or the lactose part?
tae: trust me bro ur head crazy good
jk: fr?
tae: fr
it’s so good girls afraid to ask
jk: girls?
tae: boys?
jk: boys???
tae: people????
jk: what people??
tae: you have like people ur fucking right?
jk: no?
tae: what?
jk: no people
jimin: are you expecting a rando to just to ask you to given them head?
jk: no?
jin: i’m so confused
jk: y/n
y/n: yes?
yoongi: no
y/n: ?
namjoon: moving on
hobi: you think tae’s dog can learn black swan?
tae: he has a name yk?
hobi: say my name say my name
jk: jung hoseok
hobi: thx
jk: yes
k y ee
namjoon left “yeontan ugly”
tae: THE GC NAME??????
WHO DID THAT
y/n: poor joonie see what you guys do to him?
jimin: bet he’s gone to see his automatic bitch
hobi: robot sex
yoongi: what??
hobi: cyber sex doja cat
jin: illuminati
jk: when did he become poor thats so sad i’m here for him if he ever needs ¥
yoongi: why would he need yen?
jk: who is yen?
tae: NO IM SO FR WHO CHANGED THE GC NAME TO THAT
ITS NOT TRUE BTW
MY BABY TAKES AFTER ME
jimin: oh no i’m praying for him ❤️
tae: IT WAS U WASNT IT
ALWAYS KNEW U WERE A JELOUS LOSER
jk: guys ur not being very k y ee rn
yoongi: i’m going to skin you alive
#bts crack#bts fanfic#bts fluff#bts imagines#bts fic#bts text#bts x reader#bts x y/n#bts x you#namjoon x reader#jin x reader#yoongi x reader#hoseok x reader#jimin x reader#taehyung x reader#jungkook x reader#bts texts#rm x reader#suga x reader#v x reader#jhope x reader#hobi x reader#bts fake chats#bts incorrect texts
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Helooo, I was wondering if can do headcanons, for dazai's s/o jokeing a with a friend about, jumping of a roof(that sound so wrong 💀), like it has been a very stressful week for the s/o and her friend, so like the friend jokes around saying "[insert readers name here] let's jump from a building" and the reader is just like "sure lol" then walk away holding hands (they didn't actually jump from a building, they just went to a cafe).
(Idk, if I explained that well, english is not my first language)
Swan Dive
Headcanon: "😨" - Dazai Osamu, 2023
Masterlist
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I think my humour and mental health is broken
ARMED DETECTIVE AGENCY
PORT MAFIA
MASTERLIST
HEADCANONS
Dazai:
"Y/NNNNNNN" Your friend said lazily lying on the couch of your room, as you both were pretty drained after teaching middle school kids that too, before summer breaks. Normally, you had a well paying job with respected pay but you thought it was fun to look after kids. Minus the fact the only vacant job was teaching middle schoolers.
"I think i am unfit for the job" You comment as none of you bothered to move. The middle school kids are just indescribable. And thanks to them, you will totally decide to drop before your first pay.
"But Y/NN think of the MONEY" your friend responded, dramatically raising their hands to hold an invisible check.
"Ughhhh so exhaustedddddddddd" You dramatically replied back, your hands over your heart as you fell down beside her on the sofa.
"I think I'll get killed by this heat and kids"
"fr, Y/NNN Lets jump off the building or something"
"Good Idea" You replied, as you mischievously looked at your friend, as the secret conversation between you two continued. You looked insane, but can you really blame it?
You and your friend looked at each other, before linking up your hands, walking outside the room and walk towards the door not before seeing your boyfriend, Dazai Osamu.
😨
WHAT IN THE WORLD DID HE JUST HEAR!??
😨😨😨😨😨😨😨😨
YOU? TAKE A SWAN DOWN THE ROOF!? WITHOUT HIM?
"Oh hi Osamu" You replied, as you gave a kiss on his cheeks, before linking your hand back to your friend as you happily started walking towards the stairs.(which were just behind the door if i say)
NAUR BRO
YOU ARE GONNA SERIOUSLY GO UP??
Dazai has his red alert alarms up now.
Dazai suddenly grabs your arms dragging you away from your friend.
NAH BRO-
HE IS
HE IS SAD!?
"Y/N am I not a good boyfriend?" (Like dazai stawp-)
He holds you tight telling you why you should live here, stay with them, stay with him.
You were confused.
His concerns are growing.
"What are you talking about??"
*insert confused screams*
Dazai look into you eyes, as he holds you close before speaking, "Please dont do it with you friend, do it with me"
"I love to hate you romance here, but it to much hot for my liking so Y/N, I'll be downstairs if you need me, until then I'll order icecream for you" You friend says sweatdroppingly, before moving towards the door, downstairs.
"oh"
WDYM BY OH? WE NEED A FULL PPT ON THAT BABYGIRL BEHAVIOUR-
"Dazai are you alright?"
"😨"
"HOW DO YOU EVEN MAKE EMOJIS IRL?"
"Says the one who is using acronyms while speaking Y/n"
Nothing better to do, and little weird out by your own lover's weird interaction you make your way down merely.
"this is diablo speaking to weretiger, another atempt unsucssesful, the mission is a success"
Dazai could only stand dumb folded at the corridor, not before merely going upstairs, I mean what's better then trying ways to die to forget past events?
"Oh shit the mummy is going upstairs, I REPEAT ITS GOING UPSTAIRS"
"I can hear you Akutagawa, stop hiding behind the flower vase"
This pic and "😨" are same.
I hereby rename this 😨 emoji as Dazaiface idc.
Sucks if you see 😨 as
#bungou stray dogs#bungou sd#bsd x reader#bsd dazai#bungo stray dogs#bungo stray dogs dazai#bsd#bsd anime#dazai x reader#bungou stray dogs x reader#dazai x you#bsd headcanons#bungo stray dogs headcanons#dazai#dazai osamu#i tried lol#dazai fluff#bungou gay dogs#anime#i tried writing yes#port mafia#osamu dazai#dazai x yn#requests to sbd#sbd dazai asks
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Scaramouxhe x mute reader? Headcanins before and after he became a 'god'
NAUR i think that honestly would be so cute😭 protective lover scaramouche who always knows exactly what you want and need MY HEART hc that he knows sign language
and PLEASE tell me if there is anything wrong, i tried researching more on mute people for this because i actually have never met anyone who is mute, so i tried my best😭
scaramouche x mute! gn! reader
warnings: fluff?? scaramouche isn't as much of a little shit in this as he usually is, he has a soft nonexistent heart, sort of 3.2 archon quest spoilers
✧ this is the embodiment of "they asked for no pickles" meme if you actually ask me
✧ scaramouche, although far more attentive when it comes to your needs, is still the same little shit you'd expect him to be. just because you're mute doesn't mean you're dumb and you understand him very well
✧ however, the difference lies in how he really treats you compared to everyone else - you're his beloved s/o and anyone mishandling you earned themself a nice warm place in whatever hell teyvat possesses
✧ scaramouche learnt rather quickly what you like and dislike and what things make you comfortable and uncomfortable. there is no need for you to even try and tell him you're feeling unwell, because he'll already be on his guard and leave at the slightest discomfort you might experience - he reads the room too well for someone who usually doesn't give a damn about human emotions and their needs
✧ there are people bothering you? the next day you find them on their knees, beaten up and bruised, begging you to tell your lover off and how they didn't know you were with a fatui harbinger (you didn't even know scaramouche found out about this)
✧ when accompanying him, he always makes sure you're 'heard'. he'd often say things such as "we're going this way" and waits for you to agree to it before continuing any further - it's all about you and what you think. you still have a 'voice', even though you can't speak to him like anyone else, but that's exactly why he puts you above everyone else
✧ a king of non-verbal cues. he's attentive to a point that it feels like his eyes are always on you, taking in every movement of yours and reading you like a book - there is no need for words in the first place. one unsure glance to the side and he'll be there, asking you what's bothering you
✧ while i doubt he knew anything about sign language before meeting you, he put in a lot of effort to learn it rather quickly for you. one, it would make it easier for him to know what you're trying to say and second, he doesn't need anyone to translate it to him nor do you need a notebook or anything else to talk to him
✧ tell him about your day! it doesn't matter how you do it, but he simply wants to see the excitement in your eyes when you go about what you did. he's genuinely interested in what you do
✧ after having received the gnosis and becoming a 'god' in that sense, you clearly saw him less and you were actually under the supervision of the sages who didn't even dare to say anything to you (i mean, your lover was literally becoming their god, what were they supposed to do?)
✧ staying with the doctor of all people wasn't an option either for you. who'd willingly stay with this madman in one room? not you unless you have a few screws loose
✧ if you came to visit scaramouche during his deification, he'd tell you about all the things he knew now - the knowledge he had gained, the things he suddenly felt.. except that he was still your scaramouche, being a little shit about everything
✧ fuck haypasia, his true first follower was always you, the person who was by his side even way before all of this. he had however to commend the sages for keeping you a secret from the traveler thus far. if they found out about you he would've been sure to try and hide you away from them (they could use his only weakness against him, but that would be low, even for the traveler)
✧ he allows you to sit down on these giant mecha hands to bring you closer to him and unless you're afraid of heights, is actually amazing. you look so tiny and vulnerable in his hands but he knows exactly that he can protect you even better now if you needed it (i'm thinking rn, if his arms copy every movement, can the mecha fingers too?? sign language mecha confirmed)
✧ if you manage to establish the same connection to him the way haypasia did, he'd definitely tries visiting you throughout the day, watching you from the shadows and making sure you're okay - this was his gift for you now that he was a 'god', his everlasting protection over you that he promises you
✧ besides that, he can read your thoughts now too, so your conversations would also be a little different from before. sometimes he'd just hold you on his mechanical hands and listen to what you have to say in your thoughts as he answers you whatever it might be
✧ in his eyes, you're beautiful on the outside and on the inside. he can tell from your mind that you're genuine about him and also his goals and it secretly reassures him knowing he has someone to actually keep true to what they promised him - in the end, all he ever wanted was to have a purpose, whether that might be through you or the gnosis he desires so much, he atleast knows that there is one more thing int his world to give him a purpose
✧ unlike any of the false promises made to him a long time ago, he'd make sure to keep them. as for now, he had become a god and he could give you everything you wanted if you just would be a little more patient for him
✧ he has everything he wants now, he finally has the heart he was designed for, he was finally the god he was always supposed to be and he had you, the one person who stood through it all with him up until this point
✧ he'd probably watch over you in your sleep - standing there with crossed arms right next to you, an endearing look in his eyes you would've never thought scaramouche could ever possess and a proud, small smile (he didn't care if anyone saw him, but the naked human eye could not perceive his form unless they were a special case like the traveler)
✧ to say that his ego grew with that realisation would be an understatement, and yet he'd make sure you're okay and that you're safe - even when that pesky traveler, his annoying flying creature and that child archon came to fight him, he'd be sure to make sure no harm would ever befall you and that you were secure and far away
#genshin impact#genshin x reader#genshin#kunikuzushi#headcanons#scaramouche x reader#scaramouche#side note#i love haypasia actually#she's just like me fr#i'd be the same if i had SCARAMOUCHE as my god like damn girl gimme ur tricks
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ok ok ok to add onto your response (ty btw) imagine, bobs going through all his old boy boy scout stuff and he finds the badges and you ask about the one with the tree on it (idk boy scout shit i’m australian) and he goes “wilderness exploration badge, best in my troupe” and then he just stands and lifts you up and just goes “i think i wanna re-earn it, ma’am”
i’d be dead honestly.
he is just so dreamy but he ABSOLUTELY fucks.
and like, i bet with PDA and everything he blushes but if someone comments on you being loud in bed he gets like proud and kinda sits a bit straighter with a smirk on his face??
idk
bob fucks
naur because this,,,THIS,,,has me barking. it has me how you say growling. i’m so thankful you came back to add on cause oh LORD 😫 i’m aboutta bust
had to write an obligatory fic to this so we all can have something to dream about at night
THE VIEW
Pairing: Bob x Reader
Summary: 🐱 worship cause we all know Bob is a pro at it
“What is all this stuff?” You ask, walking into your living room.
Bob was sat on the floor surrounded by opened boxes. Each was full of what looked to be photographs, papers and more pins than you thought possible.
“My old stuff.” He explained, turning to face you. “My mom dropped it off. She said she found it in the attic and wanted to drop it off.”
You picked up a photo from the closest box and smiled.
It was of Bob, back when he was probably around 6 or 7. He was surrounded by a bunch of other boys but easily distinguishable due to his thick rimmed glasses. They were wearing adorable little Boy Scout vests, stood in front of a campsite.
“You were a scout?” You laugh, coming to sit by him.
“Best in my troop.” He smiled up at you, pushing away some boxes to make room. You sat next to him and began looking at the pins.
You hummed in response and grabbed a pin with a black top hat on it.
“What’s this one?” You ask, leaning your head on his shoulder.
“This one is the ‘Best Gentleman’ badge.” He explained. “It’s not actually a real badge, the other boys made it to make fun of me for always calling our Scout leaders wife ‘ma’am’.”
You laughed, taking the pin and buttoning it to his shirt. “They may have been making fun of you but they weren’t wrong. You are quiet the gentleman.”
“Why thank you, ma’am.” He said, dipping down to press a quick kiss to your lips.
You went through a few other boxes, looking at the pins and awards he’d received. Along the way, it evolved from Boy Scouts to his high school awards and then those from the Naval Academy. You’d always known how smart he was but seeing it on paper was somehow even more impressive.
“What’s this one?” You asked, pulling out a stray pin from the Academy papers.
“Hm? Oh that one is the Wilderness Explorer badge.”
“It’s so rusty.” The backing of the pin had turned from silver to bronze and the needle looked like it could probably give someone tetanus.
He took the pin from you to avoid any possibility of you hurting yourself. “It’s definitely seen better days. I had it on when I got caught in the rain one night and didn’t take proper care of it. I wasn’t the biggest fan of what we had to do to get it.”
That sounded like a story. “What’d you have to do?”
Bob sighed, getting from the ground and onto the couch. He offered you a hand which you accepted and pulled yourself onto the couch with him. He positioned your legs across his lap, gently running his fingers across your exposed upper thigh.
“They send us out as like a group of six and tell us we have to survive in the wild for like three days. We’re given a fair amount of food but we have to make the fires, pitch the tents, keep ourselves sane so we don’t go all ‘Lord of the Flies’ on each other.” He leans his head back as he talks, closing his eyes while his fingers dance upwards.
“Looking back at it, I bet the adults were really close but we were all too scared to go farther than like 50 feet from the camp. It wasn’t necessarily hard or anything, it was just so boring. Most of the guys used it as free time to jack off or say bad words and left the work for me.”
You smirked. Of course Bob would be the one who’d do all the work.
“In the end, I was the only one who got the badge which only furthers the fact that the adults were somehow watching the whole time. The other boys hated me for it and tried to steal it a bunch so when it started to get rusty, I gave up caring about it.”
His fingers were playing with the hem of your sleep shorts and you couldn’t help the way your body was reacting.
You felt guilty - Bob was talking about his childhood and here you were, getting horny like a schoolgirl. But his fingers were like magic and sparks danced across your skin.
“The other boys were given the offer to go again to the woods for their badges but no one wanted to go without me. To use me - I mean.”
You placed your hand over his, hoping he’d get the hint and stop. He didn’t.
“Bob…” You muttered in a warning tone. His head snapped back up, looking at you.
“Ah sorry baby, I didn’t realize what I was doing.” He didn’t look too apologetic.
You cleared your throat. “It’s okay. Is there any more to the story?”
He nodded, leaning his head back again. “They ended up taking away the badge. At least for my troop since some parents started complaining it ‘wasn’t fair’ only one person had it.”
No. What ‘wasn’t fair’ was the way his fingers were moving again, travelling between your thighs. You could feel yourself growing needier as his fingers moved higher. He had a smile pulling on his lips and you knew he knew exactly what he was doing.
“Bob.” You were a bit more harsh this time. Obviously he was doing this on purpose.
“Sorry sweetheart, I just can’t help myself when you wear these shorts.”
Sleep shorts were his weakness. Actually, anything that showed your thighs was his weakness. Bob was a thigh man through and through.
He sits back up, sitting diagonally on the couch, pulling your legs to wrap around his waist.
“Robert!” You cry with a laugh, surprised by his sudden boldness. He typically wasn’t the one to initiate things but you weren’t complaining.
He placed his hands over your hips, pulling you up so your lower back was raised.
“I changed my mind.” He smirked. “Legs up honey.”
You placed your legs over his shoulders and readjusted into a move comfortable position.
“I think I want to re-earn that badge, ma’am.”
You turned crimson, immediately feeling yourself grow even more needy.
He pressed a soft kiss to your inner thigh, breathing you in. “Are you gonna let me?”
“Please.” was all you could muster out.
He wasted no time ravishing your thighs, alternating between kissing and biting until he had made his way down. The wetness on your thighs only added to the what was growing in your core.
Your shorts were loose enough to have slipped up, exposing your panties through the openings. This, seemingly, was not good enough as Bob wanted all of you.
He pulled your shorts and panties off in a swift movement, up around around your legs, and you felt them fall from your ankles.
He looked down on you and you tried to hold back from being self conscious. It wasn’t often you let him this up close and personal with your lower half, at least with the lights on, and you had to resist the urge to close your thighs.
“You smell so good.” He mused, inhaling deeply. He pressed his nose against you before diving in completely.
You couldn’t help but cry out at the sudden sensation. His lips instantly found your clit as his tongue flicked out at random intervals.
He continued like a starved man, licking and sucking like this was his first and last ever meal. Your swear you saw fireworks.
You moaned at the sensation, trying to grind yourself against him but finding it difficult at this angle.
“I got you, baby.” He muttered against you. “So good, so pretty.”
He brought one hand to your core, using his fingers to spread you apart even more. His tongue went deeper, fucking into you.
“Fuck, Bob! A-ah, right there.” His nose was pressed to your clit while his fingers had joined his tongue inside you. He had found your g-spot easier than was seemingly possible but this was Bob and he was a god when it came to this.
You tried to grab onto him and settled for gripping the arm that was wrapped around your waist.
You felt him smile against you, never relenting his motion. You knew he loved this. Hearing you so desperate for him as he made you feel better than anyone ever had before.
“Ngh - Bobby, feels so good.” Your head was spinning and you could tell you were about to cum embarrassingly fast.
He moved back to sucking on your clit while his fingers kept hitting that wonderful spot inside you.
“I can feel you clenching around me.” He said it like a fact. It was a Monday. It’s sunny outside. Jesus, he was going to be the death of you.
His eyes flicked up to yours and you bit back the whine in your throat. His eyes were blown behind glasses that had completely fogged up.
“Gonna come soon?” He murmured, already knowing the answer.
You nodded vigorously as he continued eating you out. His lips on your clit and fingers curled inside you cause you to come faster than should have ever been possible.
You cried out, gripping even harder on his arm as you came. He kept going through your orgasm, drinking you like a perfectly aged whiskey, only slowing when you were finally twitching with overstimulation.
He let your legs fall from his shoulders as he leaned back, mouth drenched in your fluids. He panted and wiped his mouth with the back of his hand.
“Think I re-earned it?” He looked so smug about it.
“Jesus, I think they need to make another new one just for you.” You said, searching for your shorts.
You found both your shorts and your phone, picking them both up. You checked your messages and found one from Phoenix.
It was a selfie of her and Rooster, standing in front of an open window. You squinted at first, trying to figure out what you were looking at. And then it hit you.
In the background, you could see Bobs back and your legs. Everything else was covered by Rooster but you still were mortified.
‘Came by to drop something off, left it on the doormat. Bradley and I say close your blinds xoxo’
Christ.
#top gun smut#bob floyd#bob floyd x reader#bob floyd smut#bob floyd x reader smut#bob fucks#bob floyd fucks#bob is pushay eating king
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bts fic recommendations | 03.07.23
→ hi friends! this is a little segment i do every tuesday (reviewsday get it, aren’t i funny, pls tell me how funny i am) where i read and review two-three fics. as a content creator, i know how big of a role other creators play in your growth, therefore, i want to do my part in making sure everyone gets the recognition they deserve! so with that being said, please check out the amazing fics listed below. make sure to like, reblog, and leave feedback! ♡ #reviewsday #kikirecs
stardust - @euphoricfilter (jjk x reader | fluff, smut, f2l)
summary: if jungkook would have known an unintentional orgasm would have led to this, then he would have begged you to work out with him sooner.
naur bby when i tell you i loved this from the first paragraph...
"If every living being’s foundation is made of stardust, scattered when born, then Jungkook thinks the two of you were made from the same star."
and the way you continued the analogy throughout was pure literature gold (or should i say diamond teehee). its stuff like this that i read and im like damn, the moots are really out here posting fics that could easily be published best sellers for fucking free!! how lucky are we!!!
OOF AND THE PILLOW PRINCESS COMMENT HAD ME LOOKING AROUND THE ROOM BLUSHING BC HOW DOES HE KNOW ME LIKE THAT I FELT CALLED OUT LMAO
and the whole workout scene hits even better after his workout live like i legit was able to visual everything... and sex in the mirror will never not be top tier :')
i love this jungkook dearly. this is how i imagine irl jk yk? just that hopeless romantic vibe, feeling that he has someone on this earth that is meant for him and he's meant for them. thats encapsulated so beautifully in this fic. such beautiful writing, thank you for blessing us with this fucking masterpiece!!
knee high socks - @minniesvenus (jjk x reader | smut, college au)
summary: after being obsessed with you and your knee high socks for forever, jungkook can't believe that you finally notice him.
okay so do you ever just hear a song or smell a smell that feels so incredibly nostalgic and fills your head with dreamy thoughts and stars and stuff... that's exactly how i felt while reading this! like i just kept thinking of the arctic monkeys song and the way you characterized jungkook's crush is just so authentic. its just that pure school crush feeling where you anticpate seeing this person and the more time you see them you pick up on little things and it makes you fall even deeper oof. there's just something so fimilair about the way you wrote this and it's probably one of the most realistic depictions i've seen of the natural progression of a crush like uGH THE FUCKING TALENT !!!
and it makes you root for him so much like i was internally cheering for him when she asked him to sit next to him. it was so fucking wholesome and sweet i screamed
and then shit got unwholesome real quick whew
her giving him praise actually made me so happy though! like you definitely inspired me to write more of that bc its so refreshing and cute!! and the smut was saur naughty but so sweet bc she was just guiding him through the motions and once again it just felt so natural which is no easy feet!! like you really hit the nail on the head with this one and it will be added to my comfort fic list asap!! so so so lovely!!
in the seom: love for dummies - @thvhoe (jjk x reader | smut, fluff, angst, fwb, college au, camping au)
summary: always the friend, never the girlfriend. jeon jungkook doesn't date. at least that's what he thought until he met you, a chemistry student who seemed to have it all—except for love. meeting at a mutual friends frat party, you hit it off right away. however, due to both of your stubbornness, it has never progressed beyond being friends with benefits. the annual camping trip with your friend group was supposed to be the turning point in your relationship with jungkook. but what happens when your best friend of 18 years unexpectedly comes back from busan and confesses to you, further complicating matters?
OoF WHAT A FUCKING OPENING SCENE LMAO!! i was horny from fucking JUMP!!! and kook juggling between pet names and not knowing what to call her made me giggle but always made me extremely soft like aw :') <3
and y/n really whipped that fuckboy into shape we love to see it!! he better buy gifts n work for the coochie!!! >:(
"Pookie🩶: Can't sleep. Send me a pic of your boobies?"
this had me cackling bc this behavior is saur... annoyingly endearing like he legit is a big baby and i love him lmao even though unholy he is extremely cute.
^y/n and i both having immaculate taste and listening to ditto
and i am so thankful things turned out well for this pairing. i felt so sad for him like ugh the protectiveness and worry over her. he was generally just so wholesome throughout this entire fic. def a fav protrayal of jungkook. thank you so much for sharing this beautiful peice with us my love!
#reviewsday#kikirecs#jungkook#bts jungkook#jeon jungkook#jungkook smut#jungkook x reader#jungkook imagine#jungkook scenario#jungkook au#bts fanfic#bts fic recs#bts#bangtan#jungkook x y/n
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THE WHITE LILY (Mafia Book #1 - Bang Chan) - Chapter 12 - The White Lily
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Chapter 12 - The White Lily
chapter word count: 1.7k words
~4 months later~
~9 months before Present Day~
~Emilia's POV~
After that day a few months ago, it was like Hyo completely turned. Not only she became friendly to me, but she would also ask me to go out often, she would want to spend time together by teaching me how to cook, she wanted to go to more missions together, and she was actually making an effort to be an active part of my life.
I started feeling guilty for treating her so badly the first few months I was here, and I could barely remember why I was acting that way.
"See? I told you she was a nice girl." Chan said almost proudly, caressing my hair.
The night found me and him once again embraced naked under his sheets, my head resting on his chest.
"How do you like having a good friend for once?"
"What, is she the only friend I have? I also have Jeongin!" I joked.
"You seem closer to her than anyone else lately, though!"
"Even you?" I raised an eyebrow.
"Naur. It would hurt me right here if you were closer to someone else!" he put his free hand next to my head, mimicking a heartache.
"I mean... we do spend a lot of time together, but it's not like I trust her with my life or even like her."
"You say that, but I know that deep down you enjoy her company."
"Pfft, fine, you win, I was a bitch for nothing." I chuckled.
"You both were, but I'm glad to finally see you getting along." Chan kissed my forehead.
"I never asked, but why do you care about her so much? I think I heard you call her your little sister at one point..."
"Hmm... Yes, it's my nickname for her. That's because... she reminds me of my little sister, I guess?" he chuckled. "She was actually my little sister's best friend back in the day, she's one of the few that stood by my side when all's gone to shit, and I know for a fact that she has Stray Kids' best interests in mind no matter what."
"Hmmm... I see. That makes sense."
"They were literally inseparable, and Dad was soo mad because of it." Chan chuckled again, sparkle in his eyes mentioning his late family.
"How so?"
"Hyo's mother was actually one of the maids at our old house, so Hyo was supposed to be a maid initially, when she would grow up. However, being only a bit older than my sis, they kinda grew up together. Had all these common interests and such. Eventually, Dad allowed her to train with us, so she can learn how to protect my sis."
"Yea? So how was she like? Your sister, I mean."
"Disobedient." He laughed. "She could light up every room, no matter what. Her and my mom had that special talent."
"I'm sure you miss them a lot." I smiled softly.
Hearing Chan open up in front of me again had to be one of the best feelings in the world. He didn't do so often, but when he was in the mood to talk, when he allowed himself to be vulnerable, he would grab my whole attention instantly.
He made me want to give this feeling inside my chest a name.
"Mhm, I do. But you know what?" he chuckled.
"What?"
"I'm no longer that lonely anymore."
"Hmmmm, is that so?" I teased.
"For real."
"You know... I could really get used to this. Just staying like this with you... having a peaceful life..."
"What would you do if you weren't in a Mafia?" Chan asked, curiosity audible in his tone.
"Hmm... if I weren't in a Mafia? Maybe live somewhere warm, own a flower shop, only tranquil days..."
"I can see myself retiring a few years from now. We can run away somewhere in Sicily, have a couple kids..."
"Kids?!" I chuckled.
"Yea, I always thought I'd want some of my own." He smiled.
"You'd make a great dad."
"And you'd make a great mom."
"You're just saying that to be nice!" I laughed. "You know I'm super awkward around children."
"Yea, I saw when we went to the orphanage the other day." He said and started laughing, earning a playful slap on the chest. "But don't worry, it's different when they're yours."
"You really think so?"
"Mhm. Plus, we'd be doing it all together."
"Hmmm." I hummed. "I like the sound of that."
"I'll teach you how to be less awkward!"
"Aaaand there you go, ruining it!" I joked and pinched his side, making him squirm.
"You're only mad cause it's true!"
"I'm not mad!" I stood up and grabbed a pillow, hitting his head. "Take this! This is mad!"
He managed to grab the pillow from my hands and to get above me, pinning me down.
"It's 3 AM again" he said, lowering his face and pressing our lips together.
"Mhm, we should sleep. Big day tomorrow." I embraced him.
"I can't believe 4 months already went by so quickly."
"Me neither. How much money do you think we'll make selling those weapons?"
"Hmm" Chan was lost in thought. "At least... 50 million?"
"Wait, what?!" I asked, surprised. This was way more than I expected.
"Yea, big batch. We also invested a ton into this, so it's only natural we'd make 10 times as much."
"You already have buyers?"
"Our usual customers and a couple more. Hyo and Momo worked their asses off to make this happen."
"Shit, we'll be rich."
"We are already, but yea, we'll definitely be richer." He laughed. "Let's sleep!" he exclaimed, getting off me and going back to his side of the bed.
"I don't think I'm tired enough." I chuckled.
"Want me to sing you a song?"
"Hmm, a lullaby, why not?" I closed my eyes and smiled gently.
Chan started humming softly, and I could feel myself slowly drifting off to sleep.
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"It's great to just be able to stay like this with you." Jeongin smiled clinking our tea cups together and taking a sip.
"Yea, it's good to have the house to ourselves." I smiled.
Everyone else went to get the shipment and meet clients to start selling immediately.
"So, remind me again, why were you punished to stay home?" he laughed.
"I wasn't punished! Good God-"
"Just joking! It's so much better that you're home anyway. I get to spend some quality time with you."
"Feels like a lifetime ago we went to the Overpass, huh?" I smiled, reminiscing about that day. It's only been a few months, but it does feel like a lifetime ago. So many things changed.
"It does! Where the hell have you been, loca?" he asked with a big grin.
"Please don't quote Twilight right now." I started laughing.
"No but for real, I missed spending time with you like this..."
"I missed you too, Innie." I smiled shily. "Besides, it's pretty hard to not meet my best friend and vent."
"Thought you had a new best friend now." He winked and gave me a nudge with his elbow.
"No way! You'll always be my number one."
"My number one, what's there to vent about? Thought life was going great."
"... yea, it's going great..." I smiled, shaking my head.
"So what's been bothering you?"
"I just feel weird... all this tranquillity... it strangely feels like the calm before the storm, you know what I mean?"
That was true. Even though the past few months were uneventful, no matter how hard I tried to force myself to go to Hyunjin's greenhouse and paint something over the black canvas, I just... couldn't.
"Emi, you're always worrying. Give yourself a chance to be happy for once, please."
"It's just... wrong... I don't know why I feel like this or how to describe it."
"Because you keep thinking you don't deserve happiness. But you do! You deserve everything good in this world!" he spoke passionately.
"You're just saying that to make me feel better."
"No, I'm saying this because I mean it. Stop overthinking things!" he gave my forehead a flick.
"Ouch! Don't look at me like that or I might fall in love with you." I joked, watching as Jeongin was growing shy.
"Don't joke like that, my God!" he whined, laughing.
"Why, do you like me?" I asked, bringing my face closer to his.
We stared in each other's eyes for a bit, until he averted his gaze and changed the subject, coughing slightly.
Hm?
"So, what should we do today?
"Oh, I know!" I slapped my knees. "Let's grab a bite and watch a movie! You pick."
"Twilight!" Jeongin exclaimed excitedly.
"Nooooo!" both of us laughed happily. "Something else!"
"Do you have a favourite genre?"
"Yes! Noir! Or... drama?"
"Pfft. Why did I even ask? I think we'll see Twilight after all."
"You've seen it how many times now?!"
The rest of the day went by quickly, Jeongin's presence radiating warmth and peace.
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~Third person POV~
Alone under the soft moonlight, Emilia was nervously fidgeting a small golden key with her fingers.
"Huh." she sighed deeply. "Come on, Emilia. You can do this."
The quiet encouragements proved themselves useful as she finally twisted the key in the lock.
Her steps became sure and heavy; with the same resolution she uncovered the black canvas of her soul.
"You can do this." She repeated.
"It's time to let everything go. You won't be betrayed again." She whispered lowly to herself as she grabbed her choice of colors: white, green, and brown.
With each stroke of her brush, she would inaudibly whisper another encouragement.
"You can love." White specks started decorating the canvas.
"You can start over." She traced green lines behind the white spots.
"You can be loved." Changing the brush, she added small dots on top of the white.
"And you can trust, for you'll never be alone again." She focused on the last details. God knows how many hours she spent there, pouring out her soul.
"You are no longer a Rose, Emilia." She told herself sternly, writing the name of her work of art in the left corner.
"Rebirth." She breathed in. "Yes... This shall be... my rebirth."
She placed her brush down and took a glance at the canvas, smiling genuinely.
A white lily stood proudly on top of what was once a dark abyss, its majesty drawing her in. The morning's shy sunrays caressed the petals, indicating her that it was time to go to sleep.
"Perhaps I will have a pleasant dream." Emilia smiled, locking the greenhouse and lazily making her way back to the house through the beautiful garden, sublime at this morning hour.
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Chapter 11 | Chapter 13
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I am not patient so ima answer these now
ask game
1. whats your favorite thing in your room?: my turtle wall <333
2. how tall do you wish you were?: much taller 😔
3. what color is your hair?: im a natural redhead :D
4. whats a rare fear that you have?: nit rlly rare i dont think, but I am TERRIFIED of deep water- like to the point of crying
5. are you single?: naur✨
6. has your heart ever been broken?: not really?
7. what was your favorite thing as a kid?: 2012 and Money Island SE
8. favorite coping mechanism?: Loud music and a weighted blanket 👌
9. whats your favorite love language?: defo physical touch. I am a veryyyy clingy person oncw I get comfy
10. how often do you get nervous?: really only before auditions (and ordering food)
11. if you had three wishes, would you use them?: uh- cha. Who wouldn't??
12. if you could be fluent in any language which one would it be?: asl fs. I like being non verbal, so it would be helpful
13. where do you wish to live?: I wish I lived with my aunt and uncle in Everett
14. what’s something surprising about you?: I do cheer
15. when did you last shower?: last week I think? (I am ass at taking care of myself 💀💀)
16. when did you first join tumblr?: A couple months ago (I think)
17. do you want any tattoos? if so, where, what, and why?: yerp. Probably my arms. Something meaningful. Idk it just sounds cool.
18. whats the most prominent dream youve had?: A reoccurring dream I keep having is where my mom lets me go to school for one day to try it out, but something always goes wrong (I lose my schedule, miss my classes, etc.)
19. whats your dream job?: Actor/Voice Actor
20. whats your ideal date?: just doing something easy and fun, like going to the aquarium!
21. what do you wish you could do better?: take care of myself
22. what country would you live in if you could?: idk Canada? I mean they get free healthcare-
23. whos the best person you know?: my brother Asher
24. have you ever walked into something you shouldnt have?: I didn't, but my mom once walked in on my neighbor teaching me the wap when I was like 9
25. Already answered!!
26. when have you been most embarrassed?: I accidentally blew snot in the boy I liked in 3rd grade✨✨
27. whats your favorite halloween costume?: so far, Carrie
28. what are you best at?: Acting
29. do you know how to tie your shoes?: yuh
30. do you have siblings?: three- almost four- little s shits
31. if you could know one thing about the future what do you wanna know?: if i make it to adulthood
32. whats a dealbreaker for you?: dishonesty
33. whats your favorite current class?: ELA
34. how many people have you dated?: 4
35. how often do you wash your hair?: every time I shower
36. do you daydream? what about?: living w my aunt and uncle
37. where do you go to be alone?: my room. people kinda forget I exist lol
38. which parent do you like more?: my dad. They both suck, but he's at least a little better
39. whats the one standard you hold yourself to?: not being hateful
40. whos voice do you enjoy?: BEN SCHWARTZ!!!!
41. if you could announce one thing to the world what would it be?: bingus
42. whats one thing you wanna do but havent yet?: actually learn an instrument (I am learning drums tho!)
43. what do you wish you never did?: came out to my friends in the gc where my ma could see
44. do you believe in life after death?: sort of? Im pretty open to whatever, but I do like the idea of reincarnation
45. do you prefer book over movie?: the book is definitely 100% better than the movie
46. whats your favorite season?: Autumn
47. Answered!!
48. do you have a beloved stuffed animal?: yup! Pussyslayer the turtle <333
49. whens a time you wish you acted differently?: 3rd grade when I drove a friend away by being to crazy
50. what’s something you wish that you never bought?: nothing really, I thoroughly make sure the purchase is worthwhile before proceeding
51. do you have your own room?: sadly, no
52. whats your favorite book?: white rabbit
53. who’s someone you hate?: Colleen Hoover
54. whats your best hottake?: ???
55. whats your favorite game?: I don't really play video games, but I'd say either Minecraft, Unpacking, or Sims 4
56. whens a time you felt real genuine fear?: when I went to twin falls in Hawaii, and my dad swam me across the third one, under the waterfall. I cried.
57. are you a morning person?: aaaaabsolutely not
58. do you drink enough water?: definitely not.... Im very dehydrated
59. how different are you from the little kid you used to be?: Ion know dawg- i cant even remember most my childhood 😭😭
60. do you enjoy tumblr?: yeah! I just wish people would rebLOG INSTEAD OF LIKING.
61. have you ever had a tumblr experience that made you wanna delete the app?: No(t yet)
62. whats your least favorite game?: fortnite
63. were you a markiplier fan?: still am motherfucker
64. how do you respond to compliments?: If its in person, I usually just say thanks and give a compliment in return. If its online, I usually squeal and giggle and stimm big before calmly replying 'ik✨✨' or 'ty!!'
65. whats something that would make you fall in love?: literally no idea
66. do you believe in marriage?: im kinda 50/50 here- on one hand I would love to have a wedding and get to wear a pretty dress. On the other, I don't believe in marriage as an idea- I feel like you shouldnt have to be legally bound to prive your love. But you do you boo <33
67. do you have a crush on someone?: other than Donnie? Nah.
68. do you like tumblr?: I do! So far everyone is really nice (but please for the love of Aphrodite REBLOGGGG)
69. were you a voltron stan?: naur
70. whats your favorite ship?: Leosagi
71. whats your favorite song?: atm im between Two Time by Jack Stauber and the entire Lucid Dreams album by Boywithuke
72. do you like loud crowds?: I would honestly rather be skinned alive
73. have you ever created conflict on purpose?: nah
74. how do you sleep?: very little
75. do you bite your lips?: only when they itchy
76. do you use chapstick?: frequently. I have eczema so my lips are constantly dry
77. do you have any pets?: two dogs and three cats!
78. what color are your eyes?: blue-gray
79. what’s something you wish you could change about yourself?: nothing, im perfect already✨✨
80. have you ever had surgery?: nerp
81. whats your least favorite animal?: mosquito
82. whats something that youre really bad at?: math (I had to use my fingers to count 7-3 the other day, then I had to pause and rethink my entire life)
83. do you have an sqishmellows?: just one, the lil panda
84. do you enjoy fast food?: meh. I prefer eating at home
85. do you like soda?: yup!
86. Answered!!
87. do you wear any jewelry?: mhm! I have a bunch if cute earrings, and I love wearing bracelets
88. what socials do you use?: just Insta and tumblr
89. whats your lowest grade in school right now?: social studies at 73.24%
90. whats the latest youve stayed up till?: all night
91. did you ever have bangs?: Nerp
92. what trends did you hate?: thigh high uggs because for some reason those were a thing
93. whats your favorite item of clothing?: the dress I wore today, so affectionately called the 'coffin dress'
94. Answered!!
95. whats your opinion on body hair?: if you want to shave, go ahead. If you dont, thats okay too! I don't like telling people what to do with their bodies. Personally, I don't like shaving. I like me the way I am, body hair and all!
96. whats your least favorite time?: morning
97. do you make a wish at 11:11?: its basically mandatory in my house
98. Answered!!
99. have you ever been to church?: I don't go regularly, but have been a few times. Not a terrible experience, but not for me.
100. are you lgbtq?: queer as hell baby
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GOOD OMENS 2 EPISODE 5 REACTION - CONTAINS SPOILERS‼️
predicting the wait and see in this one
“can i watch” hehe crowley just wants to be with aziraphale
HE MENTIONED DOCTOR WHO and “the doctor” is right behind him ahhhh british people youre so british
lol the demons just went from 10000 to 70
AZIRAPHALE STOP GIVING BOOKS AWAY
oh i love how he’s not assuming the spouse’s gender
eric you’re about to die i’m afraid
crackling at aziraphale being so stubborn about knowing french 💀
NO WAYY crowley asking the same questions as the fandom about aziraphale’s french he’s so us this season
NINA ASSUMING THEYRE TOGETHER YES YES FINALLY
“he’s not my bit on the side he’s far too pure of heart to be anybody’s bit on the side” CROWLEY YOURE. STOP. IM FINE IM FINE THIS IS FINE (this is, in fact, not fine)
uhhh crowley what are you trying to do with that rose and that wineeeee hmmm
“smitten 🥰” aziraphale please teach me irregular verbs with that smile
yes i also had this theory of gabriel faking the amnesia but that’s not likely
“you’re being silly😊”
protective crowley MORE PROTECTIVE CROWLEY YES GIVE IT TO MEEEE
WHAT ARE YOU DOING WHY ARE YOU REVEALING THE TRICK IN S1
oh shit i’ve been dreaming about this moment “when you told my only friend to shut his stupid mouth and die” YES YES YESNYES CROWLEY SAY IT TELL HIM LETS GOOOOOOOOOO he took off his glasses shit shit shit
naur gabe is sad
“jimmy boyeeh”
JUMP OUT OF WHAT
he’s gonna stop him right
yep
RIGHTTTT THE MATCHBOX I FORGOT
HAND ON THE BACKKKKK
THIS MUSICCC so romantic i can’t wait to see the dance AND CROWLEY IS LOOKING AT HIM THROUGH THE WINDOW
mrs sandwich !! did she just change clothes
ohh what a pity Lindsay is your former partner🙄
so i wasnt hallucinating they actually change clothes as they get into the shop
gabriel’s fancy suit HELP
NOOOO MAGGIE YOURE IN TROUBLE
yes crowley put those demons in their place SHOUT AT THEM
ITS ABOUT TO HAPPEN THEYRE ABOUT TO DANCE
aziraphale also made a miracle to make everyone speak like they’re in the 19th century?
MAGGIE AND NINA MOMENTTTT it’s the scene ITS THE SCENE FROM PRIDE AND PREJUDICE
okay now give me aziracrow dancing
crowley stop worrying and think about the ball challenge
AZIRAPHALE PLEASE GRAB HIS ARM AND MAKE CROWLEY DANCE WITH YOU thanks bye
ohhh andrew o’neil is mutt’s (?) spouse that’s why azi used they/them before I LOVE THIS CHARACTERRR I LOVE THIS SHOW
WHY DOES JIM HAVE TO BE SO FUNNYYY
OH
MY
GOD
“well perhaps you could tell me while we dance” IM GOING TO DISCORPORATE
OH SHITTTTTT
HE DID IT HE GRABBED HIS HAND THEYRE ACTUALLY GOING TO DANCE
hi shax can you please come back later this is too important
I CAN SEE THEM IN THE BACKGROUND
“i don’t mind hard work” MAGGIEE you’re so sweet
THEYRE DOING IT THEYRE DANCING AZIRACROW DANCING THIS IS REAL THIS IS HAPPENING IN FRONT OF ME IT’S REAL REALITY IM SEEING WITH MY EYEBALLS IVE ALMOST FALLEN OFF MY CHAIR
THEIR HANDS ARE TOUCHING AHHHH I DONT KNOW HOW TO EXPRESS COHERENT THOUGHTS
I MADE A FANART OF THIS WITH THESE EXACT COLOURS OHHH I HAVE TO PAUSE FOR A MOMENT
shax interrupted the ball HOW DARE YOU????
surrender the angle 📐
no stop don’t harm humans
GABE WHAT ARE YOU DOING!
THE FLUFFY COAT WHY SO DRAMATIC 💀💀
NOOOOOO THEY CANT RECOGNIZE HIM
YESS CROWLEY HAS STUDIED LAW!
i cant believe he’s democratically telling them that they can’t attack
OH I SHOULD HAVE REALIZED HE JUST MADE IT UP LOL
“happy anniversary love” AWH
“you’re a good lad” / “not actually, either” GENDERFLUID CROWLEY MY BELOVED
“why don’t you stand up for yourself? make your own plans” / “i am, but rescuing me makes HIM SO HAPPY” SHUT UPPPPPP AZIRAPHALE I KNOW WHAT YOU ARE I KNOW YOU LIKE BEING RESCUED SHUT UP this show is so not real it can’t be
HELLO AGAIN MURIEL! police officer moment
“ARREST ME”? GIRL WHAT
THIS DIALOGUE IS SO CUTE I LOVE ALL THIS CROWLEY CONTENT
angel crowley on his waaaaay
FINISHED EP 5 OOHHHHH WHAT A ROLLER COASTER I CANT BELIEVE I ONLY HAVE ONE EPISODE LEFT THIS CANT BE ALMOST OVERRRR
(I had to rewrite some of this since tumblr decided not to save my post, but i could remember the best bits of the deleted part so it is authentic)
#good omens#gos2 spoilers#gos2#good omens season two#good omens season 2#gos2spoilers#good omens 2 spoilers#good omens season two spoilers#gos2 reaction#good omens season 2 spoilers#spoilers
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My “The Quarry” HCs (7/9)
Emma Mountebank
- Pansexual.
- She/her pronouns.
- She has Bipolar Disorder.
- Her parents are divorced, and have been since she was five
- She’s an only child
- She feels immense guilt about kissing Nick without checking with Abi first. Post-canon, Abi reassures her that she wasn’t ever angry with her.
- She wishes that she was a better person but she believes that she is too impulsive and too jealous of other’s success to ever improve
- Everyone has high expectations for her and it makes her unbelievably stressed out, making her take this out on other people
- Her YouTube is actually fairly successful, but for the wrong reasons. her subs like her for her looks and not her personality
- She fears that she’s gonna end up alone like her divorced parents despite Abi and Nick reassuring her often
- Used to hate smiling with her teeth because people always made fun of them. Being with Abi and Nick built her confidence back up and she smiles all the time now.
- Uses her fingernails as a calming method. Picks at them, paints them, takes that off, and then repaints them, whatever you can think of.
- Used to pinch herself when she did something that embarrassed or shamed her, but stopped after getting a therapist.
- Has a diary that she is loyal to, and a collection of old diaries from when she was growing up.
- She was convinced that love was fake for years until she met Abi and Nick.
- Her group chat name is ‘emma naur! the condensation!’ because Nick made her watch H2O: Just Add Water.
- Twitch streams sometimes, and it’s usually a Q&A where she brings some of the others one with her. If it’s just her, sometimes she games, usually stuff like The Last of Us or Detroit: Become Human.
- Is a natural brunette but will NEVER tell a soul
- Her favorite color is green. I’m not talking sage or jade or any of those pretty colors. I’m talking like, LIME GREEN. She loves it.
- Naturally always freezing, and likes to stick her hands on other people’s necks to make them freak out
- Favorite go-to makeup look is a red lip and a bold shimmery eyeshadow.
- Really particular about letting people help her with stuff, and gets pissy when the group tries to make decisions without asking for her input first
- Likes to have control over everything but is learning how to allow other people to decide for her
- The best dancer in the group and isn’t shy to show it off. Shit singer, though
- Feels guilty about ‘wearing a mask’ in front of everyone. Little by little she lets it down and no one says anything negative or brings it up.
- A small part of her will always hate Jacob for what he did no matter how much time passes. Jacob knows this and doesn’t blame her.
- Wishes that Ryan would let her put makeup on him. He has only allowed eyeliner but she’ll take what she can get.
- Listens to really generic pop songs, but has a secret obsession over screamo.
- Is constantly changing her hairstyle, either cutting it, getting extensions, or getting it layered.
- Loves throwing surprise parties for other people but HATES getting surprised herself
- Hates her birthday and prefers to be alone on it
- Gets really uncomfortable when people argue in front of her, it reminds her of her parents before they divorced
- The first time and only time Nick and Abi argued in front of her, she left and stayed the night at Kaitlyn’s. They apologized for days afterward.
- Adores spicy food and actually has a great tolerance for it. Makes the others try her food and only Kaitlyn and surprisingly Nick can keep up with it.
- Wants a Medusa tattoo but is indecisive about where she should put it. She also wants Abi to tattoo her, no one else.
- Always wanted siblings and basically adopts Dylan as her little brother despite them being the same age.
- Incredibly into fashion, constantly encouraging the others to wear certain outfits/styles
- Isn’t sure what she wants to do with her future, but she knows that she wants to create something, whether it’s online content, a makeup brand, or a fashion line.
- Feels shameful for ‘not going through much during canon other than at the treehouse’. Everyone else tells her to stop downplaying what she went through.
- Makes jokes of her trauma because she doesn’t know how else to talk about it without breaking down
- Lady Gaga was her gay awakening
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mwahahahaha i love your ocs. giggle. OK 1, 3, 21 AND 22 FOR VIOLET, RILEY, MIA, N KAI 🤭🤭!!!!!
GAY ASS!!
1.Do they sleep with a stuffed animal? If they have multiple, who’s the favorite?
Riley: Yes tf. (she regularly beats the shit out of them) 192792927392847 of them. NO space on her bed. There's barley space for her 💀 her faves are the ones she got from Jack and Leo (even if she doesn't have them anymore)
Kai: YES BAAHAHHEJR but he's embarrassed and only has a few. They're like. Those ones from hot topic w skeletons n shi. Idk what u expected from him.
Violet: Naur. She got her girlfriend :3 tiddy > stuffed animals. She thinks they're cute though
Mia: No bc she's too embarrassed, plus she got her man so
3. Ask them to describe their love interest
Kai+Violet essentially the same shit, “ethereal, beautiful, etc etc” yk. Except Kai can’t spell or pronounce ANY of the fucking words 😭😭 Kai don’t let anyone else say that kina shit if he don’t know them though, shit is not flying.
MIAS GONNA CALL HIM A FUCKING LOSER 😭😭 but like “he’s such a loser <3..you say that shit and I’ll fucking kill you though, perra.” N then “he’s so cute, even though HE doesn’t think so”
Girl…don’t ask Riley cause you ain’t leaving. THIS LIT APPLIES TO ANY OF HER POOKIES SHE WILL NOT SHUT RHE FUCK UP BAHHAHAWNKENE (she’s insane.)
22. What would it take for them to break up with someone? What would be the last straw?
Kai: he’s only ever had one boyfriend, so he doesn’t really know, but like. It’d be some transphobic shit. He’s a cannibal so like, there’s really not much that’s going to bother him
Riley: it took a LOT for her to be done w Jordan..so..honestly, you’d have to do something FUCKED up. She’s so clingy and honestly unstable/used to abuse n shit that she’d rather deal with it than break up. W Jordan it was the consistent cheating and abuse, like, he didn’t love her, at all. He was in it because he loved how dependent she was on him, that she didn’t leave because of his bullshit, until it got to be too much. So it’d be like that :3
Mia: Touching her without consent. Accidental or not. Absolutely not. Like, holding hands, hugging, kissing, shit like that’s fine. If it’s accidental you got abt .5 seconds to try to apologize. Or seriously calling her a whore/slut/anything like that BECAUSE of what happened. WORLD STAR‼️‼️ YOURE FUCKIN DEAD (either way you’re dead tbh…)
Violet: has also only had one actual relationship, so she doesn’t really know, but it’d be like, cheating, though she wouldn’t react so violently (probably.)
22. Do they like being called pet names? Do they call other people pet names? What’s their go-to?
news flash they all fuckijg LOVE being called pet names
Kai: HE WILL ACTUVALLY IMPLODE IF HE GETS CALLED A PET NAME (ESPECIALLY SHIT LIKE PRETTY BOY OR HANDSOME GOOD GOD) he’s not really huge on calling other people pet names other than if it’s romantic, to him, they’re separate from nicknames. He’s not really good at English (help that poor little gay boy he’s Japanese and dyslexic) so he prefers saying them in Japanese. AINT no one know what he saying but it’s usually along the lines of: cutie, pretty boy, and bunny :3
Riley: shocker!! Didn’t get called pet names before, so. Yeah. She fuckig loves them, esp from pookies <3 SHES DEPRIVED‼️‼️‼️ Also not big on using them unless they’re romantically, she’s basic 💔, shit like babe, baby, cutie, darling, honey, or some like. Animal/flower that reminds her of her bookie :3
Violet: 🤯🤯 shocker she’s also fucking deprived, but she only likes them from women. Bc. Lesbian. She actively does. Not. Like being called pet names or nicknames by men. Usually using shit like her gf (picking up on mannerisms) but also beautiful, love/lovely.
Mia: does not like them from anyone besides her pookie, trauma shit lmao. She doesn’t care if people call her nicknames, but pet names are pookie only shi. LOVESSS to say shit in Spanish, mostly Mi Amor/Mi vida <3 she think she romantic asf abt it (she is.)
#SORRY THIS TOOK FOREVER I GOT DISTRACTED N SHIT FUCK#Yuri <3#Oc: Kai Miller#Oc: Riley Morgan#Oc: Mia Jacobs#Oc: Violet Jones
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Just checked the calendar,,,, and scaramouche birthday is in 15 days🥲 I feel like he’s gunna pop up in my dreams or something I’m nervous bc albedo was just there; that’s my fault tho for falling asleep reading a fic where susbedo rails me and albedo is watching from behind the door of the KOF lab. I just remember looking up when I was struggling to stay alive and kicking eyes w him across the room and him going 🤫🤭 before I blacked out and woke up😭 12am if January 3rd he’s going to show up w ropes n chains n shit🫠 like he’s definitely the sadistic fuck to smile like the Cheshire Cat knowing that he has something over you😒 it’s his special day so he can fuck you in the shrine while yae can’t do shit to him (actually kazuha would also in the”being forced to watch the shogun play w you” scenario; love a man who’s been pushed into insanity) like he will make a huge pillow fort in the publishing house too and then fuck you right in the middle of it, like Ei is dumb asf but she’s way nicer than her shit puppet so when she hears the “poor defenseless traveler” has been taken and is being held hostage by her creation she’s like “oh no🥺🥺” so she rushes over there to help and use is like…. Something ain’t right here this feels like strap why is it completely empty. Then they get sucked into a mind realm of HIS own making. Ei becomes painfully aware of what day it is and they’re stuck listening to the screams of the traveler😔😔 more,deeper and faster; he would pull their hair and make them look they electro archon right in the face while making them swear allegiance to him as the true archon(which I would do without question lmao are you kidding? He’s way better than her and would have cherished Inazuma like she said nah you’re too nice I want everyone to be miserable 💕)can do nothing but sit back and watch him ruin the traveler and then begging for him to finish inside and to go deeper🤭 BONUS POINTS IF EI AND MAYBE MEIKO TOO WERE FOND OF THE TRAVELER AND DIDNT GET THE CHANCE TO TELL THEM!! I love unnecessary suffering it’s suck a great genre🥰 need to see her looking broken and helpless while he grins all crazy back at her is the ultimate revenge!! (Honestly same as abyss aether having you suck him off or ride him on his throne while lumine or whoever watches in shock☺️ he said I’m here to ruin everyone’s lives and he should!)
WHERE DO YOU FIND THESE FICS????? I need to read them too! I'm jealous of your dreams tbh...
naur youRE WRONGGG for putting that kazuha suffering into the air T T omg i dont think he could handle that tbh! he might just actually k!ll the puppet and then her creator! we all know he wants to- (with good reason-)
omgggg.... yes the unnecessary suffering is too good like that's what makes the 'fucking in front of the other person' so good like eeeek if miss miko had feelings for the traveler and came across them getting their guts rearranged by scara.... she would make it EVERYONE's problem... and she would probs k!ll the puppet like she wanted to do hundreds of years ago LOL
no bc abyss aether is superior like- he's a princeeee and he got to fuck around w pierro im jealous of him actually! not sure if i want to be him or with him!
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NAUR I FORGOT ABOUT THAT!! When he and the others started posting throwbacks and shit I LOST it 😭😭 but I do have to give it to them, somehow it worked?!? When it was happening I was rolling me eyes hard that he actually thought he could contain it but he did?? That video was nearly wiped off the Internet and at that time I was heavily in the twitter fandom and everyone was talking about it in DMs but there was nothing posted on timelines. It still shocks me it didnt spread past the fandom. The zendaya damage control makes me cringe to think about like girl was using a bucket to put out a wildfire 💀 it was trending and every news outlet was posting about it, so what was she trying to do? It actually made me feel bad for her when it happened because she must have been some level of desperate if she was doing that lmfao. I can't fault her thought because that's something I would definitely do🤡
with z i've always assumed that going public with je didn't feel the way she thought it would so she freaked and just started acting irrationally
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since we’re talking abt exes
tw grooming
after my ex and i broke up, he pretty quickly (like a month or two later) started seeing a girl years younger than him. he turned 18 before she even turned 15 (i think by some months? idr her birthmonth) its crazy - puppy anon
AUR NAUR…….. why is this such a common thing……. Like why have so many of us experienced this……..
18 and 15 is CRAZY 😭 what the fuck is wrong with these people like actually they need to be on a watchlist. I’m so sorry that happened to you sweet angel you deserve so so so much better :(
The girl I suspected my ex of cheating on me with had an Instagram I used to stalk religiously but I had no clue what her age was so I always assumed we were all the same age (my ex and I were the same age and had a birthday exactly 1 week apart) and then when we broke up I found her Twitter and the FIRSTTT tweet I see is “finally 18!!” with some pics of plushies and other shit he bought her 😭😭 mind you they’d been seeing each other for like 5 months by that point and he and I were both 20. What on earth do you have in common with a 17-year old…. At age 20……. like he and I would talk about our college courses and the internship I was applying for and the whole time he’s cheating on me with a girl who’s counting down to her senior prom….. oh! it’s giving pdf file
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OKAY i’m sick of reblogging the same post (also idk if that actually works well as a format) so here i am jus makin a new post! If any of y’all want more of Ceridwen I think posts with her are tagged as such (#ceridwen), or you can check out the tag #Traggy’s OCs. Should prolly make an intro post or smth but anyway.
(My darling Ceridwen <333)
Post Beginning RealTm Under the Cut:
Ceridwen is from an elven community known for being accepting of drow (and other) refugees, leading to a population with a good amount of mixed blood and an affinity for darker magic. This also led to this settlement being a fairly common target for vengeful drow, for a multitude of reasons. Lost servants, traitors, runaway sacrifices, or even just as a regular-ass target bc ‘aur naur, fuckin Elves and non-Lolth drow’, and all that.
But anywayyy this settlement ends up utilizing skills such as necromancy and all that, due to the fact that if they’re just gonna have people *sent* to them they might as well avail themselves of the resources, it won’t do just to let their bodies sit there. So those drow attackers become soldiers for the community, or labourers!! Those used in the community are stripped of flesh and all that to minimize spread of disease. The Lolth-sworn can have the bio-warfare but us? No thank uuuu.
Anyway this also leads to a sort of militia/standing army vibe w/ the citizens — all are trained in rudimentary medicine and combat before continuing in a specialized path of either. Ofc you can make the choice to specialize in necromancy but Ceri was like hey can i do. Everything. I’m kidding but she graduated the Medic shit (which is why she has the scars—those scars are a mark of a skilled medic, with a steady hand and eye for detail that allows for well-healed and cool-ass scarring) and then focused on necromancy bc MAN.
Reasons for the Necromancy specialization: One: she’s afraid of death. Not the process and shit, but of being dead, of what comes after. She’s terrified of the uncertainty of it, and of the very real philosophical and moral dilemmas that come w/ the existence of soul-based magic and deities that actively partake in regular life. Oh, and Lolth. She’s her own brand of fucked up. And TWO: She’s interested in biology, and anatomy n shit, and plus she wanted to do more than just healing. Don’t get her wrong, healing’s good and useful, but she’s got all this magical power that needs using and in a community where necromancers are kinda like… the necessary job nobody really likes, she’s goin for it. Like YAY, magic, science, don’t have to interact to much with people! Also she is very much interested in the tales the dead have to tell. Especially when those tales involve plans to harm the community.
Anyway that stuff aside, for a good while after graduating, Ceri apprentices under a Necromancer in the community, fucks around, finds out, experiences a couple semi-traumatizing events, and adopts a fucked-up animal? And then! Valinid shows up! Around then he’s still pretty young, fresh from escape. This is like, the tenth place he’s been to and gods does he hope the drow here mean safety and not hurt. He’s been run out of towns, actually attacked, and begrudgingly accepted after fending off attackers. But this place accepts him. Val joins the community as a general handy-man, training with the younger ones and teaching newer techniques, providing insight into current events in the Underdark.
Ceri finds him fascinating, from his looks to his past to just *him* as a person. It’s not like he’s some experiment, of course not. But he’s interesting, and she likes him, and he listens and entertains and matches her energy (which is pretty lowkey, generally). And on a deeper level, he gets her fear of death, of divine retribution, of being wrong and paying dearly for it. They grow together, eventually forming a QPR, bonding over desires to learn and grow outside of their environment of origin—though motivations beyond that vary.
This is where he grows into his Paladin ways, seeing what could’ve been and what could be, where he develops his moral code and establishes himself as a real actual Paladin, protecting the weak and all. And eventually, he goes on his first adventure, and Ceri of course tags along. He wants to protect and save and make amends. Ceridwen wants to expand her magical and medical repertoire, experiencing and observing new things for the sake of Knowing. Love her for that. On this kinda random and barely-planned ATLA style adventure, they meet new people, form a party of nerds, Val gets a boyfriend, Ceri loses an eye, lotsa shit happens.
Eventually, they come across the Shadow-Cursed Lands, but like. Before it’s Shadow-Cursed. This is when it’s in later stages of conflict but it’s not been cursed yet. Val stays because he sees people in need (and there is drow presence in the growing cult of the Absolute), and Ceri stays because Val stays,,, and she totally isn’t crushing on Isobel or Jaheira from afar. Val fights, she studies and heals. They have a casual alliance w/ the Harpers. Then the Curse hits, Val retreats until Absolute shit starts happening Worse, so he goes there. Ceridwen stays near the edge of the Shadow-Cursed Lands, studying it and its inhabitants. She often stays at the Last Light Inn.
Aaaand then. She’s kidnapped and tadpoled. Whoopsies. Val is off on an adventure, having just recently visited. So. Once again! Oops. This is where the story begins, and this long-ass backstory ends. Love y’all, especially those who read thru this whole thing lmao <333
#ceridwen#bg3 oc#bg3 tav#backstory#oc shit#original character#bg3#baldurs gate 3#baldur's gate 3#my screenshots#my ocs#my darling#lore shit#bg3 tav backstory#character lore#character rambles#shadow cursed lands#necromancy#wheeeee#hot take: healing is necromancy#ur gonna tell me magic that actively defies death#turning back time or accelerating it depending on what’s goin#to refuse to die? to stave it off?#The dead 3 prolly Hate That Shit#Kelemvor over here clappin his hands like fuck yea u funky lil clerics#Can i marry her#i mean what#long post#traggy’s shit#traggy’s ocs
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