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#They are such an underrated duo it hurts
ckygetsjobs · 1 year
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I’m in love with the guy who likes kmart a little too much and his friend who always answers his outlandish joke questions seriously. I don’t think I’m okay…
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snailss · 21 days
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s7 ep14. that is all.
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sskklvr · 2 years
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Yk, maybe it's just because my siblings mean absolutely everything to me
But when people overlook the dynamics between the Akutagawa siblings/Kyouka and Atsushi in favor of acting like sskk is the "more important relationship" it makes me SO angry
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Love and War (Lucy Bronze x Ona Battle x Reader)
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Warning: Swearing, Angst, Fluff and Smut
Request: "PLEASE can we have a threesome with one batlle and lucy MF BRONZE. please omg I'm so done bad. Like poly relationship and shit "
"L/N on the ball, gets past Battle. Leon on their tail. GETS PAST BRONZE! L/N TO WIN!!! GOOOOOALLLLLLLLLLLLL. REAL MADRID SCORE AT THE CAMP NOU WITH SECONDS LEFT"
Your heart was racing, you were running to the craized cheers of the Madrid faithful and jumped into the crowd. You let emotion take over you and celebrate. Kids, Men and Women all hearing your name as your found yourself being carried out and dog piddled by your teammates. Them praising you
*WHISTLE BLOWS*
"Unbelievable scenes here. 2-0 to Barcelona at halftime only for the super sub F/N L/N to score the Hat Trick and snap the unbeaten streak of Barcelona Femeni. The Barcelona players cleary upset with the loss but we can't underrate the fire that L/N and the Madrid gave in the second half.
As you stood up alongside Oroz who gave you a peck in the top of your head as you went to shake hands with your rivals, you saw Alexia walk up to you "Good game, we will make you pay next time" She ruffled your hair. She clearly was upset with the lost but you two had a good friendship going since you got together with Ona and Lucy. Speaking of which you see Lucy sitting on the ball as Ona talked to her clearly mad about the defeat. You approached the duo, you loved them but come on. You were gonna rub this in thier face later. You squat down next to them "Hey good game girls, you were tough as always" you say trying to lighten the mood. Ona looked at you with a concerned smile as Lucy kept her head down. "See you at home L/N" that's not good. She got up and walked off. "Get home safe amor" Ona said quietly before chasing Lucy.
You knew Lucy hated losing. The fact she called you by your last name hurt and pissed you off. She has beaten you before and you never reacted like that even if you mad as hell. You shook you head before walking towards Mapi Leon and embraced your long time frienemy.
Lucy was fuming, She lost, She was the last line of defence and still let the ball passed her. Lost at the Camp nou, Lost to Real Fucking Madrid. Of the teams that could of beat them it was them!. They Lost because of you!. The image if your face flashed in her mind as she made her way back to the locker room. Your beautiful face. She loved waking up to it in the morning and falling a sleeping staring into your eyes. But she can't help but want to punch you right now. She wouldn't but it was how she felt.
Ona was worried. Lucy was silent with a noticeable scowl on her face. The last time Lucy lost a game was the World Cup final and she didn't treat Ona like this. In fact the roles of you and Ona were swapped, Yours and Lucy's team lost and you didn't treat Ona like this, well she thought. She didnt know why this lost hurt lucy more then the finals. Sure Ona was fustrated but thats the game and all three of you were in a relationship you would think Lucy wouldnt be mad that her partner won a match. She'walked besides her as they entered the locker room hoping she cooled down.....
Much later that night back at Lucy's house, Lucy was still in the same mood. Ona had watched her pace back and forth. Ona was waiting for you to arrive as you promised the girls you have one or two drinks to celebrate. "Lucy, my love but please sit down, it's annoying when you pacing back and forth" Lucy with her hand on her hips sighed before sitting down on the couch. "Where are they?" Lucy said cleary irritated. "They should be-"
*Door key noises*
The duo turned to the door to see the handle pushed down and open to reveal you still in your Madrid top and for you to see them still in thiers. "Hola my lovlies" you say before shutting the door and making your way to Lucy and got ready to sit next to her. You though wrong as you went to sit down "Don't touch me" She got up with a annoyed face, as you stopped on the couch with one knee on it and standing with the other leg "Excuse me?"
"You heard me L/N" She said crossing her arms at you. You gave her a suprised lock before glaring. Again with the last name "What is your problem Bronze" Her annoyed face shifted as you said her last name. "You are my problem, you don't talk to us for 3 days and then come up to us and act like nothing is wrong?" You gave her a raised eyebrow "You do realise we are involved in the of the biggest rivalries in history right? We did the same thing last time aswell. We cut contact so we could focus. So I will ask again" You step infront of Lucy. You staring into her soul "What. Is. Your. Problem........Bronze" You said in a tone neither of the girls have heard before. Lucy kept a straight face but didnt want to admit her bitterness. Ona would stand in between as soon as you mention her last name again and feeling the tension "Ok OK that's enough. We all had a tiring day. Let's relax and getting some rest" She said trying to defuse the situation. You backed up as Ona turned to Lucy "Calm down ok?" She would ask the Lioness.
"Oh of course you would bloody check on her first" You threw you hands in the air as you turned and walked to the kitchen. This time it was Ona and Lucy's turned to have confused faces. The duo followed you "What do you mean by that?" Ona would say. "Oh come on, anytime something happens that involves me and Lucy, you go to her first and treat me like an after thought." Ona looked at Lucy before back at you. Lucy was trying to recount these supposed events you mentioned. "I love both of you Y/N, equally. I always try to get to both of you when some-"
You lifted a middle finger that caught both of them off, even Lucy eyebrows raised "One. When yours truly was kicked in the by Caldentey and was semi conscious, you two were two busy protesting rather to check on me." The duo looked down, that was at the start of the relationship and it was something they regretted and hoped that it didn't hurt you but you broke that hope. "Nope you were too busy trying to convince the ref it wasn't a foul"
You held up your index finger giving them the classic two fingers. "Two. Last week when you beat my team, did either of you come up to me and say anything or shake my hand" Ona sighed and Lucy was uncomfortable "Nope, you both celebrate shook a few hands and went out to celebrate. Ignoring my texts and calls and left me alone outside until I had to walk home an sleep worrying that you two didn't get home safe" Ona was now scratching her arm, she knew that the action of that would send you paranoid and she didn't want you to think like that. It was for that reason she gave you keys to her and Lucy's house. Lucy had her hands in her pockets, she felt horrible because she would always insist that you call or text her if you needed anything and the one time you did, she wasn't there. Feeling the remorse she approached you"F/N. I'm so so-"
"Three" you cut her off as you held up a third finger and taking a swig of the beer you had opened when you entered the kitchen. Your attention fully on Ona"Back in Australia. When we lost. When me and Lucy were down. Who did you go to?"
"Lucy" She said quietly, you nodded "of course I'm not saying Lucy didn't need the comfort but when did you come to me?" You said in a innocent voice. Guilt and a sick feeling built up in her gut.
"I didn't" You smiled " Thank you." You then looked at Lucy before taking a swig if beer "And you, you said you would be there for me" You slowly step towards her "I can forgive being excited about a win and getting caught up in the fun or getting caught up in the heat of the game." You said your voice now in a tone that could be described as you are regretting your actions and even though I am pissed, I'm loving it. You stepped again "When my world was shattered and I felt like shit feeling the world watch me cry. And countless teammates and Spaniards were trying to comfort me and I saw my two girlfriends smiling at each other." You stood nose to nose with Lucy. Who calm demeanor showed signs of breaking "When we stood shoulder to shoulder and watch Ona lift the cup. What did you say" Lucy felt nauseous, one of the biggest regres in her life was what she said to you. Ona was uncomfortable and scared at the thought of whag Lucy did "What"
"Did"
"You"
"Say"
"To"
"Me"
Lucy breathed in "I said"
"We would of won if Keira was on the pitch instead of you"
Ona jaw hung low at the confession. Lucy's tried to remain calm shook her head cleary disgusted with letting her anger get the best of you. You put your drink down.
"And you are telling me, That even though I can handle all that shit that has happened. That you can't handle one fucking loss to me?" Lucy looked ashamed before you looked towards Ona who looked at Lucy with shook before locking eyes with you. "Do you think I'm in the wrong for being pissed off" She looked down and shook her head.
You walked past the duo and headed out of the Kitchen but stopped "Anyone else would leave you two if they were me you know" the two looked at you with worry "But I love you two so much that, that if I did leave. It would hurt more then the 3 reasons I just stated, combined.
You headed to the bedroom Leaving the duo, you felt light headed. Was that the right thing to say. You let months of anger out on them even if you felt justified you still didn't like to see them hurt, you took off your trousers and threw them across the room then proceeded to look for a pair of shirts to put so you could sleep. You found a old pair of England shorts and put them on before going to bed, hoping the next day wouldn't be as bad. You layed battling the emotions that were making you tired, You expressed your feelings but it left a worrying thought that you may have hurt your partners deeply with you words and attitude.
Lucy felt Ona's eyes burning into her head. Not only did Ona have to listen to someone she loves became angry and hurt, a side of you she or Lucy have never seen before but she finds out what Lucy said to you. Lucy felt sick ever since she said that, as soon as those words left her mouth she wanted to apologise and hold you close but was Stubborn. In her anger and looking for someone to blame, you were the closest and the reason at the time. She knew that you were scared of replacing Keira not on the pitch as a partner. You worried about living up to Lucy's standards after she been in a long relationship with your teammate. Her knowing this she decided to use it as ammo in the moment and hit the target. She felt a growing sense of regret for her words and actions. She knew she had taken her anger out on you unfairly then and now. Her stubbornness in the heat of the moment had caused unnecessary pain. The thought of you leaving them had struck her hard and it was a wake up call to revaluate her behaviour.
Ona, who was caught in the middle of the fight, couldn't ignore the rift that had developed between you and Lucy. She loved both of you deeply and wanted nothing more than to see harmony in your relationship. The fact that you had revealed your hurt and frustration was both eye opening and heart breaking for her. She realized that she needed to step up her game in terms of being there for you. She loved you deeply and she couldn't bear to see you hurt, especially when it was because of her negligence. She knew she had to make an effort to be more attentive and supportive in the future.
Lucy sat down in the living room couch, leaning forward with her hands together. Ona was sat next to her resting her head on Lucy shoulder. "I'm such a fucking idiot" Lucy said in a broken voice "Out of all the things I should have said. I said that." Lucy spoke with great disappointment in herself, She felt Ona rub her arm "And tonight i hurt them again" She buried face in her hands. "You are right, we should of been there more. We should of been celebrating now, but we ruin F/N's moment with this Lucia" Ona said in a ashamed voice as Lucy began fight back emotions. "What if they want to leave? I don't know how i can fix this." Ona now sat up and hugged the Lionesses side.
"Listen to me, Y/N loves us deeply. They have shown that countless times. I don't think they want to leave. Like they said leaving us would hurt them more then anything." Ona cupped Lucy cheeks "Lucia, F/N is strong, but they are a human and humans can only take so much before snapping. We just need to be there for F/N when they are ready" Lucy looked into the women's eyes "Maybe its because there are three of us in a relationship, It means more commitment and love from each other. We expect more from each other. We should be supportive, especially when one of us succeeds, just as we comfort each other in defeat." Lucy held back her tears hearing Ona speak like this made her captivated before closing the distance and kissing Ona, who responded back before pulling apart and resting each others head against each other.
Lucy sighed "You're right, Ona. I need to apologize to Y/N and make things right." Ona smiled "We, We need to apologise" Lucy gave a sad smile. "We need to let Y/N know that we love them and we're here to support and understand each other, no matter what Lucia."
You open your eyes slowly feeling something run through your hair and something playing with your hand. As the blurring vision cleared you saw Ona laying next to you playing with you hand "Morning amor" You looked up to see Lucy playing with your hair "Hey sleepyhead" You felt so happy that your girls were still there but still felt sad you may have hurt them "How was your sleep?" Ona asked kissing your hand, you glance at the window. Still dark must be early in the morning"Honestly, Nice" You gave a blunt response making the duo know you were still hurt. You felt Lucy move beside you and cupped your cheeks "Y/N," she said, her voice filled with sincerity and remorse, "I'm so sorry for what I said and how I acted last night. It was unfair, and it was a terrible way to treat you after winning the game. And for what i said at the World Cup that was sick of me to say. Please forgive me. I love you, and I never want to hurt you like that again." For the first time you saw Lucy looking like a lost puppy. She looked distraught after speaking and was waiting for a reply from you.
You felt a hand on your shoulder "Y/N," Ona began, "I apologize as well for not being there when you needed me. You're right, I should have checked on you during the World Cup. I promise to be more attentive in the future." You heard the honesty in her voice. She said it with clear passion in her voice. You looked back at Lucy who looked like she was going to cry a storm. It was clear the aftermath of last night was a wake up call to the girls. Your heart ached with a mix of emotions as you couldn't bear it anymore. You one arm each of Lucy and Ona pulling them into embrace, Ona gladly accepting, Lucy accepting and holding you in a tight grip. "I love you two." You felt Lucy soften" And I forgive you" Lucy started to slowly cry into you shoulder as Ona rubbed her back and you place a hand on the back of your head. It felt like hours you guys sat there just holding one another.
As the embrace broke. Lucy wiped her eyes as you pushed the strands of her hair out of her face, You loved it when her hair was down. Ona rested her head on your shoulder. You noticed both still had there Barca shirts on. They clearly didn't change. "Y/N, you were absolutely incredible last night," Lucy beamed, her eyes filled with admiration. "I've never seen someone turn a game around like that. You're amazing." You smiled sheepishly as Ona chimed in "Yes, you were the hero of El Classico. You made us so proud amor. You couldn't help but blush at their compliments, feeling their love and support wash over you. It was moments like these that reminded you why you cherished your relationship with them so much.
You felt Lucy's fingers graze your your thigh, giving you slight shivers. Her eyes turned evil. "But i must say" She leaned in pecking you jaw line before whispering "You may be wearing a Madrid top but you are Barca property" She said as she started to peck you neck. You felt a shiver shoot up your spine. Lucy knew how to make you submit to her advances. You tried to respond but her pecks made you stammer Ona couldn't help but chuckle at the exchange. She knew how much Lucy's teasing affected you, and she enjoyed the playful banter between the two of you. She leaned in and whispered, "Lucy's right, you did look stunning in that jersey. But don't forget who owns you. okay?" Ona then decided you attack the over side of your neck sending you into euphoria. You breath was caught in your throat as the two made break as you gave a audible moan. Lucy smirked but notice Ona.
The Lionesses grip the back of Ona hair and pulled her away from you "Did i say to do that?" You bit your lip as your favourite side of Lucy came up. Ona whilst Lucy was holding her hair gave Lucy a smirk that screamed brat. You then felt Lucy grip your jaw and aggressively kiss you and you responded lucy didn't even have to try you let her tongue overpower you within seconds. You faintly hear Ona chuckle before Lucy stopped and let go of Ona and pushed you onto bed like a Lion finding its prey and used her teeth to mark you. The intensity made you gasp with pleasure as a wetness form between your legs. As you let Lucy clam your neck Ona layed next to you, She loved to Lucy make you hers. She was like a hyena, she would try and try to have a bite of Lucy's food and pick off the left overs.
"Papi" You moaned as Lucy responded by licking your neck and gripping you jaw making her stare at you "Say it pup" she growled you as you feel her hand roam under your shirt
"Say it"
*Smut Incoming*
"Fuck me Papi" you said in a submissive voice as Lucy's smirked with fire in her eyes.. She lifted your Madrid top over you head and held it against you wrists and held your wrists with one hand above your head. You couldn't see clearly through the sheet and excitement ran throughout your body. You loved being Lucy's plaything. You heard lips smacking, knowing Lucy she is marking Ona's neck. "Do it brat" You heard Lucy say calling Ona a brat. But all of a sudden you feel a wet sensation on your left nipple making you gasp and arch up. you legs rubbing against each other as you moaned. "Good Girl" you hear Lucy say through your moans. You couldn't concentrate feeling Ona tongue flick and make circle around your nipple as you felt her leg wrap around one of yours and feeling another body most likely Lucy layed on your right side holding you down copying Ona. You then screamed with pleasure feeling Lucy's mouth on your right nipple, licking and sucking like an animal.
These girls were sending you into a moaning mess, you were tortured by your girlfriends for what felt like hours. To be honest you didn't care you loved this feeling of being controlled by two Barcelona girls. You felt Lucy leave your nipple as you felt Ona roughly pulled off you. You shirt was pulled down you see Lucy smirking holding Ona by the back of her head, holding her head between your legs. "Time to eat brat" Lucy said to Ona before pushing her head down on you. Making you moan, feeling Ona's mouth, her licks, her kisses, treating you like a meal that has even kept from her all month. Lucy laugh would send electricity through you. Lucy push Ona harder and Ona pulled your legs towards her, showing she needed your taste on her tongue. You felt the texture of her tongue run up and down you as she chuckle. Starting to feel you body. "Papi" you said looking at Lucy, She smirked at you knowing you were close. "Yes Pup?" You shiver as she traces her fingers down your waist. "I i I go- ugh gonna cum" She smiled devious "Not yet pup, not till Papi says. You start to squirm with pleasure and excitement, hearing the slurps and licks from Ona makes you feel more alive.
"Say the magic word puppy" You bit your tongue and shook your head "N-no never" She gripped your jaw making you more close "Say it now" she growled. You couldn't, you can't break your loyalty. "If you don't say it" She gripped harder. But you felt it coming in the moment you said the words that Lucy didn't want you to say. As you the orgasm take over you arched up and during released said
"HALA MADRID!"
Dazed from the amazing orgasm, you couldn't see Lucy's furious face. How dare you say that in her house. Ona's was chuckling as she licked up every essence of yours. "You fucking pathetic bitch" you knew you fucked up but you didn't care you would never pledge love towards Barcelona. "BRAT!" Ona looked up deeply breathing "Hold them" Lucy said in a tone you both understood well. You gulped as Ona pounced on you, pulling you on her and wrapping her arms and around you. "You shouldn't have said that my pet" She said before placing her lips on yours and staring to make out with you. You both battle trying to over come.
"Fucking dumb bitch" You hear before a overwhelming force entered you, you eyes bulging and you screamed into Ona's mouth. You felt you hair pulled as Lucy made you look up into her eyes "You are going to pay for saying that word in my house, you pathetic galáctico" She said before thrusting again. Making you shake on her strap. You couldn't help but love when Lucy brought your team rivalry in it, it made things spicier.
You couldn't to jolt everytime you felt Lucy pound into you, the sounds of slapping skin, Ona licking your nipples in a teasing matter. You hear Lucy groan and grunt as she found a rhythm. You knew she had a vibrator behind her strap. You feel her push your head down and without hesitation you start to make out with Ona. You moan and scream as you are being pounded into a weakened state. You feel Lucy body weight onto you making you stop kissing and gasp more as she picks speed "Who do you belong to" Lucy said as you feel her hot breathe on the back of your neck. "Who do you belong Pet" Ona said in a seductive tone. "Y-ah ah uh Y-"
"Wrong answer pet" You feel Ona bite the right side of your neck and start to mark. Lucy now growling in you ear as she thrusted harder and place her hand of the back of Ona's head and pulled her into your neck"Who do you belong too puppy" she slowly liked your ear before biting town on your left side neck and Ona holding Lucy's head
"AHHH MY OWN-ERS I BELONG TO YOU, I BELONG TO YOU" You repeat and repeat you couldn't take it, you squirmed as you release at the same time as does, making her bite down enough to draw blood. You collapsed as Ona and Lucy continue to mark your neck for another minute. You don't move you just let it happen. The two girls making sure you and others who see your neck, that you are property of Lucia Roberta Tough Bronze and Ona Batlle Pascual.
Lucy sighs and falls off you as you then fall off Ona. As you lay there mind broken, you glanced to the side, seeing Ona wasting no time as she climbed on a spent Lucy and began to ride her. You stared at the two girls you loved, you couldn't imagine not having them in your life. It was heaven. Lucy now regaining her composure started to move ger hands up and down Ona and thrusting upwards. You slowly scooted towards Lucy and draped your arm across her chest. She looked at you. "You did good puppy, stay by my side and rest" She pecked your head as you slowly fell into slumber letting the two others finish.
*Smut End*
You woke up groggily. You felt arms around you, you opened your eyes to see Lucy sleeping in front of you. you felt arms behind you, you knowing it was Ona spooning you. Thought still all naked, the covers were dropped over all three of you. This is what you needed, what you always looked forward too. Being sandwiched by the two most important and beautiful beings in the universe.
You feel back asleep, knowing you were protected in the arms of Ona Batlle and Lucy Bronze
The end
Holy shit, my first smut. I hoped it worked if not I apologise. I don't write smut so let me know how I did,it would REALLY help me knownif I did a good one or not .
How was the story too? What about Keira insult from bronze? Bringing the team rivalry into the dynamic.
Let me knownif you guys want more Ona and Lucy
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shepscapades · 4 months
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*rotates dbhc!Xisuma and Doc in my head*
I'm sorry but I absolutely lose my mind over them ( I have literally no one who I could ramble about this to and I need to get it out). I want to analyse stuff, so let me just:
*breathes in*
It's visible that they are good friends and have been since the time when Doc deviated, research partners doing... research? Or whatever researchers do *shrugs*.
But there's one thing to it, X created Doc and most of other androids. He understands what is deviation because Doc explained it to him but his friend is still an android after all. We also know that X always calls Doc "Docm" but in previous comic he calls him "Doc" and it is stated that it's the first time he ever called him that. In which moment he calls him that? In the moment when he realises that Doc is more human than android now, I may be delusional about this all but I just feel like: the moment when he sees Etho overpower Doc, shove him and break him and stuff, Xisuma sees that Doc isn't a fearless machine but a someone, a human, he got overpowered by Etho and suffered consequences, he felt fear like a human not a machine. Also he lost his arm because he was trying to stop Etho from hurting X as we see in the second part of the comic, which only adds to that. So, this is the moment where X fully realises that he means something to Doc, not as a creator, but as a friend, and that's why for the rest of the comic he constantly makes sure if his partner is alright by talking to him, glancing at him. You know stuff. He grew closer and closer to Doc as time passed and I think this was the climax - the moment he called Docm77 "Doc".
While Doc is doing the most stoic stuff ever and trying not to self destruct and stuff, he cares about X too, very much even, he's protective towards him and shows it by jumping into danger he could have avoided [ Etho attacked X because he's an admin and probably knows where's Grian - Etho wants to hunt down this pesky bird for killing Bdubs] just so his partner won't get hurt how sweet <3 RIP arm you will be remembered...
Anyways I feel like they should talk about stuff and maybe cuddle and maybe I don't know LIVE?? NOT DIE??
Yeah, I think that I don't even need to explain for how long they've been spinning in my head.
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Also wanted to thank you so much for so many kind words on my fanart !! I'm glad I can make someone happy with my cheap, old drawing tablet and some self taught skills lol sorry for flooding your ask-box again so so sorry but those comics make me go AWOOGA holy shift, and also DOC AND X CONTENT !! They are so underrated that you almost can't find anything good relating to them as a duo! [personally I think they're great, just two dudes that do things together and care for eachother <3]
So, yep. Prepare yourself for things like that after every new part comes out I WILL make memes and I WILL analyse block men.... sorry not sorry :)
[how to get me into an AU- tutorial: Xisumavoid must be in it- the end]
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WE ARE ROTATING THEM. WE ARE WATCHING THEM ROTATE!!!!! you freaking GET me
(THERE ARE SOME INTERESTING THOUGHTS HAPPENING HERE!!!! None of which I’ll confirm but Eye Emoji :3 I love love love these theories they make me so happy ehehehehehe)
(ALSO YOU’RE SO WELCOME!!! That art made my day fr LMAO I love and appreciate it so much!!! <3)
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righthandman-martyn · 3 months
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FUCK YOU GUYS I NEED TO SAY THIS. PEARL AND SCAR ARE. SUCH AN UNDERRATED DUO. THEYVE ALWAYS BONDED SO WELL. IN HC DOUBLE LIFE AND IN SECRET LIFE. FAN ART OF SCAR BEING IN DISTRAUGHT THAT HE WON SECRET LIFE OR HES SEEING THE OTHER WINNERS. LOUD INCORREVT FUCKING BUZZRRRRRRRERRRRRRR SHENWOULD BE HUGGING HIM IN SPIRIT AND WHISPERING HOW PROUD SHE IS. SHE DIDNT WANNA FIGHT HIM AND HE DIDNT WANNA FIGHT HER, SHE WAS ENCOURAHING HIM TO WIN WITH HER MOUNDERS AND SHIT. AND ONCE SHE DEFEATED GEM, WHOM SHE ALSO DIDNT WANT TO FIGHT. IT WAS THOSE TWO. THOSE TWO. WHO STRUGGLED SO HARD IN THEIR LIVES. AND FINALLY FOUND PEACE WITH EACH OTHER. THOSE TWO UNDERSTOOD EACH OTHER THR BEST OUT OF EVERYONE. THEYRE MEANT FOR EACH OTHER (/P) THEU HURT MEY FUCKING SOUL.
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lifessoshortandsoami · 9 months
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Get To Know Luna's Relationship With The Members
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Namjoon x Luna = Lujoon/Lunam
Third Most popular ship in BTS.
Him being completely whipped for her.
Her teaching him (along with Jin) dancing.
Texting each other late-night thoughts.
Going on Library date every week.
The shortest and the tallest duo.
Poking each other's dimples...or, him poking her only dimple.
Squishing each other's cheeks (mostly her).
Her stealing his sweatshirts and him finding it adorable how big it is on her.
Helping each other with English vocabulary and translations during interviews.
Him being her therapist.
Her being his muse.
Writing lyrics together.
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Jin x Luna = Jina/2Moon
Least popular (underrated) ship in BTS.
Both cooking and trying new recipes together.
Him protecting her and trying his best to keep her innocent (he has been successful in it thus far).
Her (and Jimin) are the only ones who actually find his dad jokes funny.
Him ruffling her hair or patting her head.
Her teaching him (along with Namjoon) dancing.
Him feeding her, whether it be asking her to taste the food while cooking or sharing his food.
Her being the one who called him World Wide Handsome first.
Him being her parent figure.
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Yoongi x Luna = Yoona
Sixth most popular ship in BTS.
Him being wrapped around her little finger.
Her being fascinated by his passion for music.
Her being the reason he smiles the most.
Her being the only member who knows the password to his Genius Lab.
Him not changing the password cause he secretly likes her presence in his studio.
Her checking up on him if he is getting enough amount of food and sleep.
Her gushing over his cute gummy smile.
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Jhope x Luna = Lunhope
Fifth most popular ship in BTS.
The sun and the moon.
Cheering the other up when one is feeling down.
Love making new choreographies together.
They brighten up a room whenever they enter one.
Him helping her with hip hop.
Matching outfits
She literally adores him.
Hurt Hoseok and you'll have to deal with an angry Luna who doesn't look scary but can scare you enough to traumatize you.
Her sniffing his hair cause she loves the scent.
J-Hope once mentioned in a VLive that he loves when Luna runs her hands through his hair. It helps him relax.
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Jimin x Luna = Lumin
Second most popular ship in BTS.
The cutest duo.
Jimin finally takes a sigh of relief when she joins the group thinking he'll get a rest from all the teasing because of his height. (But not for long, the members get back at teasing him saying Luna's short because she's a girl.)
Mesmerizing everyone when they do a contemporary duo. (Also making a few members jealous but let's leave that topic for another time.)
Giggling together for no reason.
Him being a dirty-minded person and her being the most innocent does not work very well. But the fans love it when they see Jimin smirking at Luna's very innocent words.
Him constantly flirting with her and her being oblivious to it.
Jimin mentioned in an interview that Luna is his favourite member when it comes to taking about his feelings.
Both have eye smiles.
Him always comparing their hand sizes just to feel better seeing her hands much smaller than his.
Both gushing over each other's cuteness.
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V x Luna = Luv
Fourth most popular ship in BTS.
Only one word to describe their visuals together: Ethereal.
Aliens of the group, you'll never understand what they are talking about.
Him playing with her hair or braiding them.
Her always complimenting his outfits.
The difference between their hand sizes is adorable.
Their duality together is hazardous.
Matching hair colors.
Him being her stylist.
Both gifting each other expensive items.
Loves goofing around together.
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Jungkook x Luna = Lukook
The most popular ship in BTS and KPop.
Both are each other's first kiss.
Him being possessive over her.
Both can't live a minute without each other.
Have their own house together.
He once said in a VLive that it's almost impossible for him to fall asleep without Luna by her side.
Mostly in a pair or the same team during Run BTS.
Him always giving her piggyback rides.
Him glaring at every male idol who stares a little too long at her (Sometimes female idols too).
He's the most affectionate with her.
Him calling her his soulmate.
Loves harmonizing together, their voices sound enchanting together.
Him always watching her with heart in his eyes.
Fans find their height and size difference absolutely adorable.
Him back hugging her and resting his chin on her head.
He's completely in love with her and everyone can see it.
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knoxvillegender · 22 days
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Jackass Ask Game
The Valentine: Who is your favorite Jackass member and why?
The High Five: Who is your Favorite new member from 'Forever' and why?
Wasabi Snooters: Who's your favorite duo (ex: Pontius and Steve-O, Bam and Ryan, etc.)?
Beehive Limo: Who do you think is the most underrated duo?
Human Ramp: Who is your favorite non-member that's appeared in the movies (this can include special guests)?
The Mini-Loop: Who is someone you wish they had as a guest?
The Rocky: Tremaine or Spike?
Super Mighty Glue: What is your all-time favorite Jackass movie? Or instead, rate them all from your favorite to least favorite.
Rent-A-Car Crash-Up Derby: What is your favorite .5 movie?
The Electric Stool: If you had to choose one Jackass movie to watch forever, which one would it be?
The Muscle Stimulator: What is your favorite 'Jackass the Series' episode?
Puppet Show: What is your favorite Jackass spin-off (Viva La Bam, Wildboyz, etc.)?
The Shoplifter: What is your favorite episode and bit from Viva La Bam?
The Marching Band: What is your favorite episode and bit from Wildboyz?
Electric Tap Dance: In your opinion, which movie had the best ending?
Lamborghini Tooth Pull: What are your thoughts on the ending of 'Number Two' (as it is special to a lot of the community)?
Poo Cocktail Supreme: Do you have any unpopular opinions on Jackass?
Bad Dog: What do you think is the most underrated piece of media from the Jackass franchise?
The Quiet Game: Do you have a favorite quote that came from Jackass? If so, what is it?
Bicentennial BMXing: What is your favorite song used in any of the Jackass movies?
Roller Buffalo: What is your favorite Roger Alan Wade song?
Riot Control Test: What is your favorite bit that Knoxville was in?
Alligator Tightrope: What is your favorite bit that Steve-O was in?
The Brand: What is your favorite bit that Bam was in?
Ass Kicked by Girl: What is your favorite bit that Dunn was in?
Electric Avenue: What is your favorite bit that Pontius was in?
The Boar-kake: What is your favorite bit that Dave was in?
Dum Dum Game: What is your favorite bit that Ehren was in?
Triple Wedgie: What is your favorite bit that Wee Man was in?
The Bungee Jump: What is your favorite bit that Preston was in?
Bicycle Backhand: What stunt/bit do you think is the most interesting?
Tee Ball: What stunt/bit do you consider to be the most dangerous/extreme?
Butt X-ray: Name the stunt/bit that made you laugh the most.
Vomitron: Name the stunt/bit that made you the most squeamish.
The Fish Hook: What stunt/bit is your favorite from each movie?
Duck Hunting: What stunt/bit is your all-time favorite?
Yellow Snowcone: If you had to place someone in a bit that they weren't part of, who would it be and what bit is it?
Anaconda Ball Pit: What stunt/bit is your favorite that includes an animal?
How to Milk a Horse: What stunt/bit is your favorite that includes skating?
The Leech Healer: Which stunt are you most likely to participate in? Or the one you'd like to have participated in the most (you will get hurt/deal with the consequences)? And oppositely, which stunt would you try if you could do it despite/without getting hurt?
Wind Tunnel: Which stunt would you have least liked to be part of?
The Ram Jam: How easy would it be for you to be talked into a stunt?
Mousetraps: Have you come up with any stunt/bit ideas of your own?
Musical Chair Bags: What is the worst injury you've ever had?
Firehose Rodeo: If you own any Jackass memorabilia/merch, what is your favorite thing that you own? What is the most interesting?
Beehive Tetherball: What made you want to create a Jackass blog/interact with the community?
The Strongman: Who is your favorite Jackass blog? Tag them!
The Jet Ski: Who would you want to be friends within the community but are too scared to interact with? Tag them (they just might want to be friends with you too)!
Scorpion Botox: What is your favorite piece fan created content (fanfictions, art, etc.)?
Pin the Tail on the Donkey: If you create things for Jackass, what are you the proudest of?
The Blindside: Tell your story of how you began to like Jackass. When was the first time you watched it?
Medicine Ball Dodgeball: Do you have any special memories that include Jackass? Do you have any funny ones?
Butt Chug: What is something you've found difficulty in loving about Jackass?
The Gauntlet: We all know that Jackass is very queer, are you part of the LGBTQIA+ community in any way? (Feel free to not answer if you're uncomfortable!)
The Swamp Chute: What do you think made you connect with Jackass the most?
Golf Course Airhorn: What Jackass member do you think you are the most like?
The Switcheroo: Which Jackass member do you think you could beat in a fight? Why?
Department Store Boxing: What is your favorite outfit that Knoxville has worn?
The Magic Trick: What is your favorite movie that Knoxville has been in aside from Jackass?
The Invisible Man: If you have watched 'Bad Grandpa,' what is your favorite part of it?
The Toro Totter: What bull stunt of Knoxville's is your favorite?
Big Red Rocket: Do you know Bucket (Knoxville and his girlfriend's dog)? If so, what is your favorite photo/video of her?
Flight of Icarus: What is your favorite Ramones song?
Old Man Balls: Have you ever watched or listened to an episode of 'Steve-O's Wild Ride' podcast? What are your thoughts on it? What's been your favorite episode?
Helicockter: What is your favorite CKY movie?
Whale Shark Gummer: What is your favorite HIM song?
The Fart Mask: Do you skate at all? Have you ever tried to?
The Bear Trap: What is your favorite tattoo that a Jackass member has?
Snake River Redemption: What cup test from 'Forever' was your favorite?
Terror Taxi: Do you think that Ehren gets picked on the most? If not, who do you think did? Who gets picked on the least?
Bungee Boogie: Would you want a 5th movie? Why or why not?
Sweatsuit Cocktail: Have you picked up any mannerisms from any of the members? If so, who and what did you pick up on?
Silence of the Lambs: Favorite Jackass fun fact?
Paper Cuts: Choose your own!
Special thanks to @b4mpyre-k1zz3s and @1991river for helping with some of the questions! And also @you-fuckers-are-asses for just being generally sweet to me <3
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alastair-1205 · 6 months
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Zane and Sora are an underrated duo. They should talk about technology and missing people who hurt them badly and not being able to physically feel things because of having metal limbs when they used to be able to and feeling like they're responsible for hurting people when it was out of their control. They should bond over the similar Horrors they've endured. They should be sarcastic little shits together.
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the-midnight-duck · 1 year
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underrated batfam duos hcs
duke and bruce
THEY HAVE THE SAME SENSE OF HUMOR AND YOU CANT TELL ME OTHERWISE
they both like dad jokes
and they both like to play dumb pranks like
tying tims shoelaces together, but they dont want tim to get hurt so they install padded floors in the batcave
they both like 90s/early 2000s movies
they LOVE short animated films and tear up every time they watch lava
not to mention bruce is secretly really interested in how duke's powers work
duke knows this and purposely shows his powers off whenever bruce is around
cass and damian
i feel like cass does pottery and as we all know, damian does art (paints, sketches etc)
vases/sculptures and sketches/paintings to each other as presents
they give each other constructive criticism
they pott (??) and paint tgt
i like to think that damian mostly speaks Arabic and struggles a lil with English so they kinda get each other
they train and give each other tips and tricks
from an ex-assassin to an ex-assassin, from an artist to an artist
sparring sessions/training sessions are always most interesting with them
theyre crazy competitive with each other
but in a way that like they admire each other, alot
dick and steph
theyre both rays of sunshine and fit well together
occasional puns here and there
they love shopping and gossiping with each other
mani pedi days <33
scream singing songs in the car on the way back to the manor
they randomly buy gifts for everyone
buying cake even when there's no special occasion >>>>
dami and tim
ok so this one isn't really underrated but like idk when i'll talk about them again - sorry if this a lil lengthy
personally, i think they first bond over their love of mythology
tim who read percy Jackson as a kid meeting dami who's likes to learn about diff cultures
after finding out tim knows Greek mythology, damian warms up to him just a lil
tim of course, is really glad to finally make a sort of connection with his lil bro
they get along well after discussing myths a few times
tim introduces dami to percy Jackson and dami introduces tim to a bunch of different myths and legends
they make it a weekly thing to just sit, read and have tea
they love discussing about the similarities between different myths
they watch the miscellaneous myths series on youtube together !!!
they actually get along really well with each other
but they hide it so they dont get teased by the others
they have a lotta hang time since theyre both also at ma kent's house a lot
damian's the type of brother to third wheel a date to make sure kon is treating tim right
mind you, damian's old fashion, if kon doesn't offer a seat for tim, damian glares at him
'how dare he show up without flowers' -damian to jon probably
yea he's over-protective of his siblings
the was bruce is over-protective of his kids yk
anyways, kon is scared of him
tim likes that dami is overprotective of him (although it can get a little annoying) cos it shows that dami loves and cares for him
knowing that damian, who used to hate him now treats him like a brother
just makes tim so happy
oops sorry this was a little long, lemme know if u want more of this type of content!!
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jinxquickfoot · 6 months
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So I finished my Age of Ultron rewatch. It's been a couple of years since I last saw it, and here are some random thoughts I had on it:
Things I will maintain I like about this movie:
It has some of my favorite jokes in the MCU, and they're usually the little moments. The little nod of validation Rhodey makes after getting a laugh at his "Boom! You looking for this?" story. Clint telling Steve he's no match for Ultron and Steve replying with, "Thanks, Barton". Clint's "Yeah, you better run" after Pietro has long since disappeared with Wanda, there are loads of them.
I like Vision, Wanda and Pietro. Despite being secondary characters with not a huge amount of screen time, Wanda and Pietro feel like real people with real backstories, and Paul Bettany is wonderful the first time we see him as Vis.
It's the only movie we get to see the Original 6 hang out as friends.
I love that Fury randomly shows up in the middle and is like "let me make a sandwich while we discuss how not to let the world end also by the way hi Tony I really care about you"
Other casual appearances of other MCU characters, something that is so lacking Phase 4 onwards. Sam being at the party and Thor going to Selvig for help makes the world feel lived in.
RDJ's never dropped the ball as Tony but his performance really stuck out to me here, god he's good
Steve and Thor have multiple moments of teaming up and working together, what an underrated duo
Hulk vs Iron Man suit inside an Iron Man Suit fight
The Avengers do their best to evacuate Sokovia before Ultron attacks, which does not excuse the amount of damage caused there, but I do think is a plot point everyone forgets about (myself included)
And things that annoy me (skipping over the stuff everyone talks about like the Natasha/Bruce plot):
I hate how Joss Whedon writes Steve, both here and in Avengers. He only feels like Steve when he's being given jokes, otherwise he is so self-serious and stiff, the core of Steve is his heart and it is nowhere to be found in this movie
The movie spends so long setting up character arcs that feel promising and have no payoff. What is the point of Laura telling Clint the Avengers need him if he's going to retire at the end of the movie. Steve has several references to finding home in a way that doesn't go anywhere (Until Endgame, I guess). Don't get me started on Natasha.
It's trying so hard to have a theme but it never says anything unique. Bruce, Tony, Natasha and Vision all refer to themselves as monsters. Ultron decides that the Avengers are the bad guys. Steve has a speech all about proving they're not the monsters Ultron says they are. Based on WHAT? What is the message of this movie?? That the Avengers are better than the evil AI who wants to kill everyone?
(I half-feel there was a previous draft where Clint was their heart, or something, or he died and they were like whelp Phil Coulson 2.0 let's go avenge him, and the random pieces of that are still floating around the script with nowhere to go)
NO ONE is remotely concerned enough when their friends are getting hurt (maybe just the hurt/comfort lover in me, but still.) Natasha comes across as the only person who cares when Clint sustains a life-threatening injury. No one seems to be bothered that Natasha is being held captive by a psychotic supervillain. Tony shows more emotion over a fictional future where they die than when someone is actually in danger.
They really could have had a premise where they weren't allowed to access technology at all and could have gone retro with everything and they didn't and that just feels like a wasted opportunity. Clint and Natasha digging out old spy tech. Steve being like "Yes! This is familiar! I got this!" Tony making genius inventions out of tech from fifty years ago. Come on, it was right there.
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deadbydad · 7 months
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What if Mortal Kombat...Was Turned Into A Show?
Look, I know that they already did something like this, but let's be honest it sucked.
The lore in Mortal Kombat is so interesting yet confusing, and I feel like that's what makes that game so special. And I think that, if done right, it could be made into a show and do well!
But I don't mean that the show needs to like show the whole plot or storyline because we've already seen that. Instead I want to see episodes about different characters and/or their relationship with other characters.
Here's a list of the characters I would like to see get an episode about them:
Kung Jin - He's one of the most underrated characters and it doesn't help with the fact that he was literally in only one game, and even in that one he didn't have that much of a chance to develop his character a lot. He's one of the first confirmed gay characters in the game series, and that's great we love to see great LGBT representation in games. In an episode I want to see more about his past, his parents and who they were and what happened to them, and especially his relationship with Kung Lao. I also want to see his relationship grow stronger with the other Kombat Kids Cassie Cage, Takahashi Takeda, and Jacqui Briggs. We hear about this character yet I feel like he has so much more potential and they could prove that with an episode just about him and how he develops.
Takahashi Takeda & Takahashi Kenshi - One of the father and son duo's, I feel like Kenshi gets way too much hate for doing something to protect Takeda from getting hurt or even killed like his mother did. Any father would do that for their family and their child. At first when Kenshi comes back to see his son after Hanzo Hisashi trained him as a Shirai Ryu warrior, Takeda hates him and says that Kenshi had no right to walk back into his life just to be a proud dad, but after Hanzo explains why Kenshi did it, Takeda tries to forgive him and give his father a second chance. And he does, later on in the game we see that they have a great father and son relationship. I want to see how that happened and how that developed in an episode. It definatly wasn't talked about enough in the game and I feel like in a show it would be better explained.
Hanzo Hisashi & Takahashi Takeda - Hanzo Hisashi had taken in Takeda when Kenshi asked him to take care of his son and train him until he was strong enough to fight. Hanzo did, and it seemed that Hanzo and Takeda had developed a father son relationship in some shape or form. Again, this wasn't really shown how it happened, and I feel like it would be greatly explained better in an episode instead of in a game.
Cassie Cage & Jacqui Briggs - Cassie and Jacqui are best friend that grew up together due to their parents, Sonya Blade and Jax Briggs, being close friends for many years. Not a whole lot of how their friendship began and formed was shown on MKX or MKXI, which is a shame. I feel like it would be interesting to see how these two grew up together and became friends over the many years they've known each other.
The Kombat Kids - Cassie Cage, Kung Jin, Takahashi Takeda, and Jacqui Briggs are the next generation of fighters and defenders against Shinnok. And basically the whole MKX game we see these four get to know each other and become closer. But that's it, we really don't know what happened between the four of them except that Jacqui and Takeda are married or engaged, but other than that we don't know exactly what happened to this group. It seems like they're all still friends which is a good thing but I feel like that an episode could be a great way to explain what happened and give us more details.
Kung Lao & Kung Jin - Okay NetherRealm make up your damn minds because in MKX it says that Kung Jin is Kung Lao's cousin but in MK11 it says that he is Kung Lao's nephew. Why make that change I have no clue, but that's besides the point on why I think these two deserve in episode of their own. The episode could show stuff that we haven't seen clearly in the games and stuff that we've heard through dialogue intros. The episode could show us them training or sparring, getting to know one another as family and hell maybe they'll fucking help each other with their damn egos, but that's what I love about these two to be honest. Not much is said about these two's relationship with one another and that is a damn shame if you ask me.
Kotal Khan & Jade - This couple really came out of nowhere, and the game did give us like a small hint about these two and how their relationship started, but it still just came out of nowhere. NetherRealm Studios could explain this and how these two got together and the whole back story of these two with an episode and it would be better explained than in a video game.
Johnny Cage & Cassie Cage - I love this father and daughter duo so much, but I want to see an episode about these two. Maybe how they're both dealing with Sonya's death and how they're navigating that together as a family, maybe Johnny helping Cassie with how to handle and use the green magic that they have, or maybe even just how Johnny is feeling about seeing his daughter growing up and how he deals with that too.
Kuai Liang and Bi-Han - I want to see an episode about these two growing up together, so badly. I want to really see how these two brothers interacted with each other before everything went to shit. I just want to see that. No like sad shit, I've seen enough of that, I want happy memories.
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What are your thoughts on titan? Honestly, he brings me alot of comfort. Titan is another well written character but i feel like people dont analyize him as much, he has a strong sense of justice, yet he could easily be manipulated. Titan is genuinely a really kind guy, he was the first character in Solarballs to not belittle Phobos and Deimos (i love them sm 😭).
I often see fans who mindlessly hate on Titan for listening to Ganymede and Europa but.. thats honestly just messed up, they both play their cards cleverly whenever Titan seems to doubt them. Its really insulting and insensitive when people say "he should just not listen" manipulation isnt easy to snap out of. I love how Solarballs portrays manipulation and how it controls you. Also the way the Saturn's other moons throw shade at him for being the favorite when he cant really control it is sad.
I also feel like his dynamic with Saturn is UNDERRATED AS HELL! I agree with your idea of a two-faced Saturn, i doubt hes as innocent as he seems. However he genuinely does look lile he cares for Titan alot, he worries about Titan being kidnapped since he knows how gullible he could be. He goes out of his way to search for him, I genuinely think they would make a great father-son duo.
Sorry for my endless yapping but yeah, i adore titan :')
i love Titan!! hes wonderful and i agree with every point your making here :))
he is manipulated easily - I feel like people completly disregard the fact that his intentions was to NOT hurt the planets and that intention hasnt changed its just hes under the impression that the intention of his is wrong because of Europa and Ganymede manipulating him
He truly cares about the people around him, his idea is that everyone gets a spot in uniqueness, that has always been in his moral standpoint (hes the complete opposite of Ganymede and Europa).
with saturn - yesyes I agree :D even though I talk about Saturn being two faced and malicious, I don't doubt the father-son dynamic they have (I've even had other characters call Titan Saturns son in my art haha). Titan is in the position of favouritism which actually further pushes my malicious saturn agenda (I'll talk about that if anyone asks) but it also reinforces the idea that Saturn doesnt completely NOT care about his moons
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Lame headcanon that Clarisse hates everyone except for the Aphrodite cabin :3
Also who do u think would be the mother hen on the Argo II?
1) ABSOLUTELY Clarisse is the type to snark and yell at everyone, but when Silena stands up to her once and tells her to quit being so rude she'd do a 360 and instead defend the aphrodite cabin with her life. Someone says that they're all just looks nothing else? She sets up the aphrodite cabin to absolutely destroy them at capture the flag. She has the biggest soft spot for them because of their ability to stand up for themselves too. Clarisse would never admit it though, if someone points it out she's flat out denying it. But she's definitely invited to all of the aphrodite sleep overs and they all do her hair and dress her up while she sits awkwardly.
2) mother hen?? Definitely Jason and Annabeth, they're like the absolute golden (haha) duo. I mean they both were raised up around rowdy halfbloods and led their own respective cabins at some in time. They're definitely the "God please don't do that." voice of reason whenever someone brings up something stupid. Although, they're still teenagers and will absolutely allow the crew to commit crimes in certain cases. Jason and annabeths relationship is so underrated, like Annabeth would totally let Percy stuff like 20 oreos in his mouth because she'd think it'd be funny and jason would come in like -percy *no* we can't keep doing this. But also in a really intense situation like if anyone's hurt Annabeth is definitely the one that stays calm and checks if everyone's okay.
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Mei and SWK are easily the most underrated lmk duo let's all be real. And their potential IS UNMATCHED. The angst? But also the gooberness?
Mei has so many conflicting feelings and opinions on Wukong. She doesn't fully trust him and feels as if there's no real reason to. She had first time experience with that anyways. He doesn't live up to what he means to everyone else. He hurt her. Hurt her a lot. She unwillingly antagonizes him in her head. Because she struggles to view him as an actual flawed person but instead views him as a non existent myth of an individual. But still, she doesn't fully despise him. She simply can't bring herself to. She knows what Wukong means to MK and she is still trying to latch on to "MK's version of the Monkey King" despite knowing in her heart that it's not an accurate depiction of him as a person.
Also they just love bickering and Mei teaches Wukong how to use tech and phones while the spitefully gossip to one another.
Do you see where I'm getting at? THE SHERE DUALITY. THEY CAN DO BOTH. Please give us more content of them in future seasons PLEASE.
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smilesrobotlover · 6 months
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Whumptober day 24- alternate prompt, aftermath of a failure
Revali and Zelda are a criminally underrated duo that I had to write something for them. As much as I hate the idea of this Zelda being a fighter in any way, she DOES fight with the bow of light in AOC, and I thought it’d be cool if she asked Revali for help since he’s a master archer. This isn’t written very well or very interestingly but whatever it’s fine. Another super short one, but don’t worry, tomorrow will be very long lol.
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Revali watched unamused as the princess of Hyrule struggled against the bow, pulling it back as hard as she could, only for it to barely go a few feet when fired. Zelda let out a frustrated huff as she went to collect her fallen arrows, glumly gathering them in her hands.
“Alright, let’s try again,” he said as Zelda returned to her spot. She gave a defeated sigh and tried again, straining as she pulled the bow back. She released it and it didn’t reach the target. Revali waited for her to try again, but she instead walked away, sitting on a log. Revali looked at her in surprise, and he wandered over to where she sat.
“What are you doing?” He asked, and she shrugged.
“I— I need a break,” she huffed, clutching the bow in her hands. Revali let out a sigh and joined her on the log.
“I know you’re not tired, not physically anyways,” he muttered, and Zelda stiffened. “I know it’s frustrating, but you need to accept that you’re not gonna be good at it immediately. You’re gonna fail.”
Zelda shook her head. “I don’t have time to fail. I’ve just awakened my power, with the bow of light, I can be strong enough to save Hyrule from the calamity. But,” she angrily put her bow down, resting on her head in her hands, “I’m not good enough. I never am.”
Revali scoffed. “Goddesses Zelda, will you ever give yourself a break? You’re asking yourself to do the impossible! Sure you have the goddesses' blood in you, but you’re still a person!”
Zelda shriveled up, not looking at him. He sighed and got up, grabbing his own bow and arrow.
“Your form is sloppy, maybe it’s making it harder for you. Watch me.” Revali aimed for the target and hit the center with ease. He couldn’t help but feel pride with how quickly he did it, but he returned his attention to Zelda, who was watching him solemnly. “Stand up straight, have the arrow line up with your elbow, and don’t be afraid to pull as hard as you can. These bows are built for this. It won’t break.”
Zelda didn’t say anything, and she watched as Revali set his bow down, and invited her to try again. She didn’t move.
“C’mon your highness, you wanted me to teach you archery, I need you to listen to me.”
Zelda looked down. “You make it look so easy.”
Revali paused, then shook his head. “Yeah, I do make it look easy. You want to know why? Because I’ve been training in archery for fifteen years. I’ve worked harder than any other Rito so that I could be the best. It’s almost second nature to me.” He walked up to Zelda and grabbed her bow. “How can you expect yourself to have fifteen years of experience in just a couple of days?”
Zelda shrugged, so Revali continued.
“You won’t. It’s a harsh reality but you won’t.” Revali handed the bow back to her, his gaze softening. “But it doesn’t hurt to try now. You may not be good now, but you will get better. I know it.”
“You…” Zelda pursed her lips. “You really believe in me?”
“Tch, I always have. Come on.”
Zelda smiled slightly, resting her hand on her bow. “I’ll never be as good as you.”
Revali hummed. “No, you won’t. No one will ever be as good as me.” He let go of her bow when she held it and he leaned forward, a teasing smile on his beak. “But I think you could be as good as Link, maybe even better.”
Zelda stared at him in shock, then started giggling. He smirked and stepped back as she laughed, chuckling quietly to himself. She had a contagious laugh he had to admit.
“Alright Zelda,” he said when she slowed down, “let’s try a few more times, then we can continue training tomorrow. We don't want you to overwork yourself, ok?”
Zelda nodded and got up, holding her bow reluctantly. She got into position and pulled the string back, and Revali walked over to her, deciding to be more active as a teacher. He studied her form, helped her pull the string back further, and then told her to release. She hit the outside of the target, not making it inside the target itself, but it was a major improvement from the last few times. Revali felt pride swell within him as Zelda cheered over her accomplishment.
“I hit it! I hit it!” She shouted excitedly. Revali chuckled.
“That’s one step in the right direction, princess. Good job,” Revali gave her a nod of approval. She beamed and grabbed another arrow.
“Let me try again,” she said quickly, and got in position, pulling the string back. “How do I look?” She called out in a strained voice, and Revali studied her.
“You’re good.”
The arrow was let loose, and that afternoon was full of arrows hitting and missing the target, but everytime Zelda was getting closer and better. Eventually, Revali had to pull her away so she wouldn’t overwork her arms, and he had her do some stretches to help with soreness. Zelda was much more motivated though, and she was excited to work on it again tomorrow. Though she wouldn’t be a master archer by the end of this battle, it was good that she believed in herself again.
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