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hyperfixiated-mess · 1 year

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last week I visited metropolis and let me tell you, the air there tasted weird as FUCK and I'm not kidding, that shit tasted like when you mix liquid oxygen and laundry detergent together before turning the oxygen to gas with the laundry detergent mixed in it

#I was fucking choking #And then the people #Had the GALL to ask me if I was ok #Like bitch no #How are you breathing this weird shit???#I have made a mistake visiting metropolis #0/10 would not recommend #dc universe #gothamite #Only in metropolis #Do you fucking #Choke on their weird ass oxygen #only in gotham #Can you get the air #Of fucking home #Never visiting again #onlyingotham

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mistergreatbones · 24 days

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Ever think it’s strange how Clark Kent apparently got those muscles from working on a farm but doesn’t have any callouses? 🤨

#leo says shit #only in metropolis #Superman #clark kent

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emo-batboy · 6 months

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A Wild SuperGuy? (Social Media AU)

Part 44 (Masterlist)

(Part 45)

Istg I made this entire chapter in two hours. It's like I was smacked upside the head with the opposite of writer's block. (Also shoutout to the two people in part 43's notes that immediately predicted what this update would be about.)

@bruciemilf how’s it hangin’

Drink water, enjoy the weather, and have a great day :D

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ev-arrested · 4 months

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Imagining clicking on a Snapmap hotspot in a superhero city and it’s just shit like this lmao

Inspired by this thread

#anyway reblog w ur own edits i need to start a collection #batman #superman #nightwing #young justice #metropolis #gotham #bludhaven #gothamite #dc comics #dc memes #batman memes #my adventures with superman #ev-arrested #only in gotham

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gothamite-shenanigans · 5 months

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thinking of that one time i hadn't slept in like a week and i got stuck in an elevator with dick grayson on the way up to the floor i work at in WE, and i accidentally told him he's shaped like a dorito and how a lot of people like doritos and then said very seriously, "I prefer potato chips though, no offense" but thankfully he laughed it off and didn't even look uncomfy??? like idk how he does it but like that man istg

anyways i have nightmares about this and still wake up in a cold sweat thinking about it and have avoided the oldest wayne kid since this incident

#I'M SO FUCKING EMBARRASSED BRO HOW DO I FACE HIM AFTER I SAID THAT???#i would rather live in metropolis #AND NIGHTWING BROUGHT IT UP LATER THAT NIGHT I'M GOING TO KMS #he was like “so i heard you like potato chips...” OOPS IT'S TIME FOR ME TO JUMP OFF A BUILDING YEP #gotham #gothamite #only in gotham rp #onlyingotham #only in gotham #dc rp #dc rp blog #gotham oc #gotham rp #rp

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lynxmisnomer · 10 months

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Instead of doing something cool for 300 followers I'm doing something stupid instead.

The results came within a DAY

#rain world #rain world downpour #rain world hunter #rain world artificer #rw hunter #rw artificer #The Curse of Metropolis #the reblogs goal is a joke #there's no kissing only biting

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bet-on-me-13 · 7 months

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Lady Gotham raises Bruce Wayne

After the tragedy that happened on that fateful night in Park Row, the Spirit of Gotham understood something.

Bruce Wayne was destined to become the Dark Knight of her City, the Protector of Gotham and all of her peoples, as well as one of the Greatest Heroes to ever exist. And to fulfill that Destiny his life would be filled with hardships and pain beyond what most Mortal men would be able to Handle.

So, she decided, "Nope. My child, my rules."

She may not be as caring or compassionate as her Sister, Metropolis, but she can still feel enough compassion to know that she doesn't want this little boy to suffer all that alone.

So she takes on a Mortal Form and crafts herself an Identity, and then gets herself Hired as the new Maid, as a partner to Alfred.

She take up a Maternal Role in Bruce's life, similar to Alfred's Paternal Role. But while Alfred starts teaching Bruce about all of his old MI6 Training, Lady Gotham starts training Bruce is more Mystical stuff.

She basically teaches him everything there is to know about Magic, everything he could possibly ever need.

She teaches him about the different monsters of the world, how they can be beaten and how they can be befriended.

She teaches him about all the different types of Magic she knows of, just so he knows what he is getting into if he ever decides to learn how to use it. Or how to counter it.

She teaches him about all the different dimensions she can think of, from the Fae Wilds to the Ghost Zone. In fact, she teaches him mostly about her own original home, the Infinite Realms.

She tells him about the history of the Realms, how they came to be and all about the beings thay reside there.

She tells him the story of Pariah Dark, the good king who fell to his own Hubris and became a tyrant.

She tells him about Clockwork, the Ghost of an Ancient Tita who now lives in search of redemption by keeping the world safe.

She tells him about the Ancients, who banded together to Seal away the Tyrant Pariah, and then split up to rule over their own Kingdoms.

And this information comes in handy when he eventually becomes the Batman. While he never did learn how to use Magic, he is still one of the most accomplished Magical Consultants in the World (Something that really ticks off a certain sad trenchcoat man). Whenever the League has an Issue with a Magical Threat, they always turn to Batman.

So Lady Gotham thinks she did her job pretty well.

And then he adopts kid...and she absolutely ADORES THEM!

Dick is so Carefree and fun! Jason was such a bookworm, even after his death and resurrection! Tim was such a smart kid, she was honestly hoping he would be chosen as the next Robin. Stephanie added a much needed air of joy to the house, for her short time with them. And Damian was such a petulant but creative child!

She absolutely loves them!

So when some crooks manage to kidnap HER Grandbabies while they are on a civilian family bonding trip to the Park, there will be Hell to Pay.

She may not be as compassionate as her sister, but she can be twice as Vengeful.

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nelkcats · 9 months

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Do not accept candy from strangers

Danny made a lot of stupid decisions in his life, several, so many that he couldn't even begin to count them, but according to him that was great when it came to learning from his mistakes.

So, it's no wonder that on his one day off he decided to do everything he was told not to do:

1. Leave Amity

2. Reveal himself to the world

3. Accept things from a stranger

The first 2 were reasonable, considering the situation with the GIW and how 80% of the population did not believe ghosts existed, the last was a warning Jazz made sure to instill in him.

But Danny was dead (more or less), and what harm could it do to eat a candy or two? It's not like he could poison himself.

The answer was a lot of harm; Technically no one offered him the fallen Kryptonite on the ground (he just thought it looked delicious), and both Lex Luthor and Superman weren't paying attention to him during their epic battle or whatever.

So Danny just picked it up and ate it, well, ate several (Lex was throwing them away like a candy trail, the halfa had fun thinking of Hansel and Gretel), Superman looked worried as he heard "Lex's evil plans to surround him with Kryptonite."

But instead of finding a perfect circle surrounding him, he found a teenager, a young white-haired boy who was rolling on the ground and complaining of a stomach ache.

Danny could almost hear Frostbite's voice scolding him for eating candy off the floor, damn it, and some of the candy wasn't even pure! They looked manufactured and stale. Danny glared at Luthor before deciding it wasn't worth it and going back to his task of complaining.

#dpxdc #Danny doesn't have impulse control #He saw sweets on the ground and decided to eat them #Technically Metropolis was evacuated so the only ones who could tell Danny off were Lex or Superman #They were too busy to notice him #This is just one more thing on Danny Phantom's list of bad decisions #dp x dc #dc x dp #Lex has been trying to make Kryptonite #It's not as good as the original but it works half as well #His plan was to surround Superman with it which is why he “was throwing them away”#The artificial kryptonite tastes to Danny like stale candy #he would give it 0.5/5 on yelp #Frostbite is definitely going to scold Danny after this

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boxheadpaint · 4 days

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any recommendations for analog horror that isnt a slideshow with microsoft sam telling you DONT LOOK OUTSIDE. like something unique lately

#something i really liked was the “lost media: obscure security system” one #and its unfortunate that its the only one from that individual at the moment #im giving “nocturnal chronicles” a shot but it starts off with poorly edited footage from... metropolis.#like we just put a scary face over her and had questionable glitch effects #the boiled one was cute- not exactly the most... idk compelling analog horror but the custom art and animation #can elevate a story youve heard a million times before #i am also trying to check out hit metal 17 times but Instagram

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queerheremydepressionissevere · 10 months

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Visiting Metropolis and apparently everyone here hides when there’s even a MENTION of danger lmao. Like are you really that afraid of a few cheap looking drones??

#gothamite #only in gotham #metropolis #dc rp #onlyingotham

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gothamgothic · 6 months

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Living near supers/heroes as a meta

(CW: Unreality, In-character RP) I wanted to share some tips and tricks that I have picked up from experience and talking with other metas about moving/relocating from city to city. I hope that this list is helpful for those who are just going out on their own for the first time. Stay safe everyone!

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For metas, establish yourself a routine. Something that your neighbors grow accustomed to, check your mail the same time every day, go to the bus stop the same time. Stick to the routine to the best of your ability.

Why? Metas are statistically more likely to be targeted by goons, rogues, etc. when out and about. If you go missing, you want people to be able to tell. This is also a fantastic tip for young women living alone.

Try to keep up to date on the local rogues and their hench-people, and keep as far away from them as possible. Even a single meeting may make it look to heroes, to civilians, etc. that you are working for that group.

I have found it far easier to keep a form of ID on you as a meta, even if you do not drive, than to argue with random security guards about the fact that "no, I am not a new rogue, I am here to buy pants." Do not HAND them your ID.

--- Keep in mind where it is you plan to move. What sort of threats are there? Is it a smaller town? What is the local meta population like?

If the city has statistics about their meta population, that either means that they are actively going door-to-door asking for this information, they have some local organization of metas sharing this information, or they are partaking in some less than ideal practices. Being a meta is considered medical information in many places.

I also suggest going to the pages of notable political figures in the area you plan to move, find their stances on metas if you can. The more vocal ones tend to be even MORE vocal on social media.

If your city is large enough, it may have a help hotline for metas, to my knowledge there are only a couple cities that do as of now, but others seem to be following suit.

And finally: If your local heroes make public appearances, and you have the opportunity to, introduce yourself! I know the Flash was DELIGHTED when he met me when I was a kid. I have the photo framed. Letting the local heroes know you exist is an amazing experience for anyone.

If you have anything else you would like to add, I ENCOURAGE it!

EDIT: Added the unreality tag after seeing others tag it and realize that it would be beneficial.

#dc #justice league #dc comics #gotham city #central city #metropolis #the flash #dpxdc #dcxdp #dp x dc #only in gotham #dc x dp #unreality

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trying414 · 1 year

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I feel like it's an unspoken rule that you can do whatever the fuck you want to each other within city limits, but if you meet another gothamite on the outside, this is your brother in arms, your brethren, your ride or die. You have their backs and they have yours. The second you're back in Gotham, go ahead, murder each other. Fight to the death or whatever. But on the outside, Gotham protects its own.

#batman #dc #dc batman #gotham #gothamite #only in gotham #fuck metropolis

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goth-pod · 2 months

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evandalist-in-gotham · 4 months

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Metropolis Visit

Evan got off the bus, stretching before checking his phone, texting Quinn for where they could meet up, practically vibrating with excitement.

He wasn't a huge superhero fan, but a leather jacket from Superboy? There's no way he would turn that down!

#Metropolis Visit #only in gotham #only in gotham rp

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thisiswhereikeepdcthings · 2 years

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The concept of Gotham vigilantes being close with civilian bring joy to my heart Metropolis would never-

I don’t care what you say about Gotham being “dangerous” or “terrifying,” Batgirl gave me a fist bump and I’ve been riding that high all week

#gotham incessantly mocking metropolis is what i need #only in gotham

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mommy-mortis · 4 months

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Your Metropolis friend when you tell them to bring a gas mask when they visit:

#only in gotham #post like a gothamite #metropolis #joker venom #scarecrow gas #joker #scarecrow #dr crane

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