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gothamite-shenanigans · 5 months
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thinking of that one time i hadn't slept in like a week and i got stuck in an elevator with dick grayson on the way up to the floor i work at in WE, and i accidentally told him he's shaped like a dorito and how a lot of people like doritos and then said very seriously, "I prefer potato chips though, no offense" but thankfully he laughed it off and didn't even look uncomfy??? like idk how he does it but like that man istg
anyways i have nightmares about this and still wake up in a cold sweat thinking about it and have avoided the oldest wayne kid since this incident
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beechaotic · 2 months
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CAN ANYONE HELP ME. PRETTY PLEASE.
MY BOSS (*cough cough* Red Hood *Cough Cough*) GOT INTO SOME ✨Special Brownies✨ AT WORK CUZ ONE OF THE OTHER GOONS BROUGHT IN AND IDK WHAT IM SUPPOSED TO DOOOOOO.
HE IS HIGH OFF HIS ASS AND UNMASKED AND I AM PANICKING. EVERYONE ELSE DECIDED TO GTFO AND LEAVE ME THERE TO DEAL WITH HIM.
I ASKED FOR ADVICE FROM SOME CONTACTS OF MINE, BUT THEY JUST FUCKING LAUGHED AT ME.
I TRIED ASKING WHAT WAS IN THE BROWNIES AND HOW MUCH, BUT THE GUY WHO BROUGHT THEM IN WONT TELL ME ANYTHING. LIKE, MOTHERFUCKER, THAT IS YOUR B O S S.
Anyways, how’s your day going?
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your-local-gothamite · 4 months
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let it be known that evan cheats at hide and seek
no i will not be elaborating, thank you for your time
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#OnlyInGotham Harvey Dent is teaching in the university.
Can someone explain why on earth my professor of Criminal Law isn't here but Harvey Dent is???
Since when is he legally qualified to teach classes????
I'm not complaining, just confused. Also, it is really weird bc he blew up a car last week in front of my apartment and now he is talking about federal pretrial criminal procedures... I mean, it's really shocking.
Although, he explains very well, hope he stays instead of my current professor
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dp-clarkjkent · 1 month
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What Jon meant by no rizz is that you have no charm, which I’d have to disagree with since you snagged Bruce Wayne, batman, AND Superman as your boyfriends
Well, to be honest, I didn't do much...
They just threw me over their shoulders and carried me home like you'd do with a stack of hay to a barn. What else could I do but to fall head over heels?
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gotham-shine · 2 months
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Dude, being in uni is so wild.
I had class with my psychology teacher yesterday and all I could think was "okay, if she uses this on her villian schemes at least ill know whats going on"
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wayneheiress · 9 days
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HELENA WAYNE | HUNTRESS | ROBIN
"I may have learned how to fight for the law in congress and the courts, but I was born to defend it in the streets."
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Independent and semi-selective RP account representing Helena Wayne Huntress from DC Comics.
Rules:
1. Open to RP with Most OC's. I just ask you no God modding
2. Crossovers are welcomed.
3. No minors please. 18+ only
4. Please discuss plot with me before shooting me a starter.
5. Don't be rude.
6. I have a life outside of this and will try my best to reply as soon as possible.
7. Lastly let's have fun!
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About the writer:
Kuvira (She/her)
21+ years of age.
PST time zone
Fan of Bat family and X-Men! Happy to talk about it with people if y'all wanna just chat instead of RP!
Not shy, shoot me a message I promise I don't bite!
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truthisonthelane · 6 days
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Is it tru youve dated bruce wayne?
Pffft-! more like has he dated me
It was just one dinner and it was for an interview, he was still on his "flirt with everything that breathes" phase though
(Clark got so jealous that day; we all thought it was of me, but now we know whom he was really jealous of 😏)
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jon-cantlain · 29 days
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Jon, be so real for a second. what the actual fuck is going on with Tim and Conner?? what is their relationship???
i dont know, i thought tim was with bart?
unless... OHH yeah that makes sense
yeah theyre like a on and off thing i guess and bart is also in there somewhere somehow
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targaryenismuses · 1 month
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Martha Wayne
DCEU, DC AU, DC Comics
CHARACTER INTRODUCTION
We all know the tragic story of the Wayne's. A gun, leaving a little boy named Bruce an orphan
. Well what if instead of his parents being shot that night it was just Martha that survived?
That night in the alley changed her life forever.
The gunman shot down her husband first then ask he aimed for Martha. She jumped forward grabbing the man's hand trying to push it down. But 'BAM' the gun fired off, she heard a cry. Both their eyes widen. The robber ran off with fear in his eyes.
Leaving Martha holding her son on his last breath next to her dead husband. She begged Bruce to stay with her then Thomas. But there was so much blood. All she remembers is tears and blood from that night. Fear living her in guts keeping her still as she sobbed. The next thing she heard were police cars showing up to the scene...
Martha Kane - Wayne grew up as the princess of the city due to her family having money. Her family name help build this city, she was treated like a princess by everyone else but her own family.
There was bad things that happened in her house. All of it was a nightmare for her. The nightmare became worse the night her mother killed her father. then herself. She was eight years old. Just a girl who watched both her parents die. That soon led her to being an orphan, along with her brother.
The two children were sent to live with her mothers sister. Since then she wanted to be the prefect child. Straight As, class president, and a prefect dancer. It seemed she did it all.
Until over the summers when she was on 'vacation', she really was sent to therapy because her brain would be cracked like sheared glass. This was kept hidden due to mental illness not being spoken about at the time.
Martha found a love for dance and writing. She was an excellent ballerina.
Preforming in local shows in Gotham. She lost her self in dance. It almost seemed to heal her. She found herself wanting to be a a journalist more, wanting to share peoples stories.
Bringing attention to things no else did. Give helpless people a voice. So that's what she did but danced in her free time.
Due to choosing that path she met a man named Thomas Wayne. The two worked together a few times and fell for each other fast.
That night in the alley was the night she lost her soulmate and son.
Martha never ever understood why it happened. Thomas had been involved with some organised crime. One night while looking for more wine to drink her pain away, she discovered a wing of the house she had never seen before. Her husband who never told her a thing of what really happened. She found their murders. This whole time Alfred knew. That's why he was looking around after her.
She made him take her how to fight. She was already strong since she danced in her free time.
Martha became a justice.
The city gave her the name
'The bat'!
By day the widow by night the Bat.
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smallville-reporter · 2 months
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Hello. :-) My name is Clark Kent and I have no idea what this app is for.
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gothamite-shenanigans · 5 months
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anyways after that we finished making fajitas and packed Hood a tupperware for the rest of the Batfam :)
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artistingotham · 2 years
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Red hoods sitting on top of an apartment building with a giant ass watermelon, a spoon, and a dream
he took off his helmet and people gasped but of course he had a fucking mask on underneath
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your-local-gothamite · 4 months
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hey so uhh guess who went on a date with an aspiring supervillain (i’ll give you a hint their name starts with e and ends with vie)
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Hi. So, I will try to do this, can't promise anything.
A blog of a gothamite in Gotham(? So yeah, not a character (yet) but hope it will be funny(?
Again, I don't promise anything.
You can ask questions and interact with me if you want. This is a blog intended to be rp, if it doesn't work then idk.
In this blog we respect others. Always. So yeah, if I see something that is disrespectful you're going to be banned. And please, don't be mean
Also if you have a rp blog and you want to interact you are welcome to do so <3
Also, my current blog is this one: @itsme-inbooks
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dp-clarkjkent · 1 month
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have you ever noticed that of Superman wore glasses, he’d look a lot like you?
Oh, really?
If you put glasses on Brucie and ignore a bit of his cheekbones, he actually looks a tad like me too. I have one of those faces.
The three of us are one of those funny cases of "siblings or dating", haha.
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