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“I think this has gone on long enough.” Wei Qingwei cut in, letting Shang Qinghua fall silent. The A Ding Peak lord looked grateful, taking big breaths to get his footing back.
“Oh, you can’t be embarrassed,” Qi Qingqi said, amused. “You barely had any secrets to begin with. Not like Mu-Shidi over there, with his… experiments.”
Mu Qingfang slid lower in his seat, face red and trying to hide in his collar. Shang Qinghua had blabbed about many things.
“How does he know all that?” A random peak lord, who had been put on blast for three minutes straight, said bitterly.
“A lot of spying.” The imposter said, amused. He was fanning himself, like he had just been watching a show. Shen Jiu and Yue Qingyuan, next to him, were no longer in this conversation. Instead they were whispering angering to each other. Well, Shen Jiu was whispering angrily. Yue Qingyuan wasn’t really matching his energy.
“And who are you then?” Qi Qingqi asked.
“Ah… the nice Shen Qingqiu that you’ve all gotten to know and love over the past few years?” He said awkwardly, and then laughed even more awkwardly when no one said anything to that. “My name is Shen Yuan. I just accidentally took Jiu-Ge over. I swear I didn’t mean to do it. But I am here now, and you are stuck with me.”
“Bold move bro.” Shang Qinghua muttered. Everyone ignored him.
“You can’t go home?” Liu Qingge asked, looking at him intently.
“I might have… died, to get here.” The imposter, Shen Yuan?, said hesitantly.
“You died?!” Mu Qingfang asked, alarmed. He sat up straight, previous embarrassment forgotten as he looked him over, as if to find hidden injuries. “How did you die?!”
“I was… poisoned?”
“Someone poisoned you?” Liu Qingge asked intently, suddenly looking like he was about to go fight whatever poisoned him.
“….no.” He said slowly. He reached for a fan, only to find that he had none. His fan was with Shen Jiu, as the rightful owner. See this, Liu Qingge slid a fan over to him, like the ever fateful Shidi he was! Now with his face covered, he continued, embarrassed. “I might have poisoned myself?”
“You killed yourself?” Shen Jiu, checking back into the conversation, asked. On anyone else, it might have sounded like alarm. Yue Qingyuan, and a lot of the peak lords, also looked alarmed, most likely thinking about his depressed mood that everyone claimed he had over the last two years. Shen Yusn shook his head quickly.
“No! Nothing like that! I just ate some bad food!”
Silence. Then-
“You died from food poisoning?” Mu Qingfang muttered in disbelief. “That explains a lot actually.”
“Mu-Shidi, what does that mean?!”
#svsss#shen qingqiu#shen yuan#shang qinghua#shen jiu#yue qingyuan#liu qingge#wei qingwei#qi qingqi#peak lords
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Shang Qinghua kidnapped by someone inconsequential
He gets more and more angry and annoyed because this is obnoxious and this person is irrelevant
He doesn't even notice that he's filling up with power
Until the idiot who is making threats mentions plans to kill Mobei and Shang Qinghua smiles like a knife
"Kill my King? You? You're pathetic. Weak. Cowardly. You're so below his notice and regard it's embarrassing for you to even exist! Why do you exist actually? You're not needed! You're not wanted! You're. Not. Even. Plot. RELEVANT!"
And he doesn't know his eyes glow blue like the system screens or that code is floating in the air around him.
But his captor begs for mercy as he is unwritten.
Edited out of the world.
And so are all his acts including the chains around Shang Qinghua's arms and all of a sudden Shang Qinghua is back in his rooms in the Northern Palace.
"Qinghua?"
"I'm fine my King."
Meanwhile, far away, Luo Binghe is vomiting up blood and feeling like something was ripped out of his very being and he doesn't know why
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Jun Wu: Are any of you straight?!
Xie Lian:
Shi Qingxuan:
Pei Ming:
Lang Qianqiu:
Shi Wudu: *Slowly raises hand*
Pei Ming: *Slowly lowers Shi Wudu's hand*
Xie Lian: Your Highness, you have a husband-
Jun Wu: I WANT GRANDKIDS.
#hualian#hua cheng#tgcf hua cheng#xie lian#tgcf xie lian#lan qianqiu#jun wu#shi wudu#pei ming#shi qingxuan#heaven officials blessing#heaven official's blessing#incorrect tgcf#tgcf
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Wizards are not naturally immortal, in fact creating their own form of immortality is their graduate thesis.
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“I wish ancient people preserved their writing and artifacts better” I write in electronic signals on a piece of hardware that can’t retain its efficacy for more than a few decades.
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new person: i’m late to this fandom/ship.. there’s not much point writing fic/making art for it is there?
The Fans:
W̡̨͍̞̯ͬͦͤ̍̽͑̌͠E̼̠̪̩̯͈̩̖̳͛͋ͧͭͪ ̣̣̐̚ͅH̡͇͓̓̈́͛ͨ̏͛ͯŲ͔̙̳͇͔̺͓̲͚̐̇ͯ̃́̈N̛̈͐͗̍҉͕̗̗̠̞̗̠̱Ǧ̵̹̜̪̪̖̫̌ͨ̂̇͂ͬȨ̶̥̻̱̦̤̥̬̬͕ͩͪͤͧ̇͗̿R̵̢̘̘̩̠̜̭̭̯̅ͩ͂͆̉̅̎ͩ͜ͅ ̛̖͎̞̎̂̐͊̿̑ͣ͊̐͜͟F̵̹͈̯̘̣̀̽Ô̲̯͇̪̰̼͕̬͒ͣͪ̎͜R͓͚̱͔͌̍̔͐̓̈̚̕͜ͅ ̺̥͙͐́͟ͅN̲̹̘̤̱̅̊ͨ̀͝E̸̺͉̦̼͇̜͑ͯͭ̀W͈̳͉̘͈͓̅̃͘ ̸̣̜͙͉̀̊ͤ̐͐ͫͣ́͝B̵̨͇͍̟͎̞̦̝̄̎̌L̶̠̲̗̙ͥͮ̚Ŏ̊̋ͬ̉͡͏̞̥̤̫̱̪̝̮O̧̳͇͎͊̆ͭ͗̎ͤD̴̯͔̳̘̘̪̼ͨ̓̆͜ͅ
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Luo Binghe, watching Shen Qingque stand perfectly still and stare down a bipedal lizard-monster: Shizun is so serious and collected. I could never be so calm in the face of danger.
Shen Yuan, squinting and whispering to himself because apparently shit eyesight transmigrated with him: Is that Shang Qinghua-
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ive been thinking a lot about how shen yuan and shang qinghua have this friendship, right, and once they relaxed a little it'd be obvious at least to those close to them that they have a lot of shared history. but after a while, itd become clear that a lot of that shared history is dirty jokes, and the locations and properties of aphrodisiac/fuck-or-die plants, and that the names they call each other are dick puns, and that shen qingqiu voraciously reads shanh qinghua's erotica even if he heaps criticism on it.
and im just imagining binghe or their disciples or whomever slowly developing a picture of those two having a really wild and misspent youth together before becoming peak lords.
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ive been thinking a lot about how shen yuan and shang qinghua have this friendship, right, and once they relaxed a little it'd be obvious at least to those close to them that they have a lot of shared history. but after a while, itd become clear that a lot of that shared history is dirty jokes, and the locations and properties of aphrodisiac/fuck-or-die plants, and that the names they call each other are dick puns, and that shen qingqiu voraciously reads shanh qinghua's erotica even if he heaps criticism on it.
and im just imagining binghe or their disciples or whomever slowly developing a picture of those two having a really wild and misspent youth together before becoming peak lords.
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Shen Qingqiu: Do you ever feel jealous of women?
Shang Qinghua: What? Where is this coming from??
Shen Qingqiu: You know, like have you ever seen a woman in the arms of a big, handsome man and just wish it was you?
Shang Qinghua: Bro, you don't need to be a woman to do that
Shen Qingqiu: What do you mean?
Shang Qinghua: It's called being gay
System: ShenYuan.exe has stopped working
#shen qingqiu: Qingge!#i need to test something#please hold me in your muscular arms!#liu qingge: all of my training has been leading up to this day#shen qingqiu#shang qinghua#cumplane#mxtx#mxtx svsss#svsss#scum villian self saving system
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POV you’re LQG walking in on SQQ and SQH’s super important do not disturb sect management meeting (they’re doing a system screen share and watching the Barbie movie. You cannot see it)
Ko-fi | Commissions
#svsss#svsss fanart#shen qingqiu#shang qinghua#cumplane#god I love that tag but you would sooner watch me fight god with a stick and die than ever utter it even in the privacy of my room
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svsss plot
#two morons courting a bigger moron you love to see it#svsss#bingliushen#liu qingge#shen qingqiu#shen yuan#luo binghe#scum villian self saving system
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SVSSS fanfic premise that I think about sometimes, without every gaining an actual plot to it-
SQQ(SY), post canon, gets sad that YQY doesn’t know that SJ is dead. He really really wants to tell him, even if it’s against the rules, and so asks the system if he can tell two people the truth. Only two! (Two because there is no way that he would be telling YQY his secrets and not LBH)
He is then told by the system that he could bring SJ’s soul back, if he wanted. Like… what? Why didn’t you tell him sooner? Like years sooner?!
System: ….you didn’t ask.
So he gets permission to tell LBH and YQY. He has a nice emotional moment with LBH, like you do, and then goes to tell the sect leader. I wrote part of that here, but that’s all I’m probably going to write lol
I don’t have much else to this, except the part that makes me laugh the most- to get SJ’s soul back, SQQ has to do a complicated ritual with the system or something IDK. It’s completely doable, but it’s incredibly difficult, and SQH has to be apart of it. The system never wanted SQH to be apart of it- this was always supposed to be a SQQ thing, but SQQ wanted his bro’s help here!
Because SQH is there, however. The ritual is to bring back the OG goods, and SQQ is now not the only one that fits that bill. When the lights die down, who’s standing there except both SJ and the OG!Shang Qinghua?!
(YQY wasn’t told that SQH was also a transmigrater, and is just standing there, really confused and really betrayed and really wanting to go run over to SJ)
But OGSQH doesn’t have a life in this world, technically, so he’s technically from PIDW. He’s from after his death, and is incredibly jumpy in a way that a feral rodent is. Which is different that a feral cat! Because that’s what SJ is being right now, having both his memories up until his death in SVSSS as well as his death in PIDW.
YQY is the only one that can get even a little close with getting stabbed, but it’s still not enough. LBH had to leave the room immediately. SQQ and SQH are yelling at the system while OGSQH is trying to get out of the locked room with any means necessary.
I don’t have anything further than this. What do they tell everyone else? Does Mobei Jun get two rodent peak lords for the price of one, after a nice arc of OGSQH calming down about the whole ‘your alternative self killed me after I might have sorta kinda betrayed him!’ Thing? Does YQY ever tell SJ about their past, or will SQQ blurt it out to just get it over with? (Oh, maybe SJ admits that he swallows YQY’s sword shards to kill himself and that’s what causes YQY to break down and tell him. Or maybe that just causes YQY to avoid him out of grief for days, and ultimately makes SJ feel like he’s been abandoned?)
Mall these questions and more will never be answered! Sorry lol
#svsss#shen yuan#shen qingqiu#shang qinghua#shen jiu#yue qingyuan#luo binghe#og shang qinghua#mobei jun
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Thinking about the scene in the Water Prison again and how Binghe interprets Shen Qingqiu not putting on his robe in front of him as a sign he hates him and doesn't even want anything to do with his things meanwhile Shen Qingqiu was probably trying not to blush from the fact that the protagonist just gave him the same robe he would put on his wives after he fucked them. Like, Binghe was having his big angst moment meanwhile Shen Yuan was afraid he was gonna look like a deflowered maiden ksdhgkfikdsg
The funniest thing is. Shen Yuan was Right??????? For once??????
Gongyi Xiao, bless his soul, assumed Luo Binghe had, umm, bullied his Shizun after seeing the robe on him and that's why he gave him his robe to wear so he wouldn't have to have a reminder of what had happened??? And Shen Yuan just thought "Ah! Gongyi Xiao really is smart, Binghe's robe is so flashy and nice, I'd stick out like a sore thumb!"
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After Maigu Ridge
Yue Qingyuan: I would like to invite Shang-shidi back to our sect
Shang Qinghua, suspicious: Why?
Yue Qingyuan: You have shown great bravery here today and have proven that you are willing to fight for humanity despite your demon allegiances
Shang Qinghua, squinting: What's the real reason
Yue Qingyuan: No one else on the mountain knows how to do taxes
#svsss#this is hands down my favorite thing about cang qiong#they're supremely competent and most of them are even smart!#but good god do they need that little rat man for the paperwork#you think liu qingge knows how to maintain inventory?????
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Thinking about how badly Luo Binghe botched his own post-Abyss plan.
Luo Binghe: see what I'll do is, I'll unite the warring demon factions and reduce hostilities to the human realm, establish myself as a righteous cultivator and reform one of the most corrupt righteous sects into a noble and admirable place, and calmly and rationally demonstrate to Shizun that I'm not evil and have no wicked intentions and that he has nothing to fear from me!
*Smash cut to Luo Binghe chasing Shen Qingqiu through the streets and force-feeding him his blood within 24 hrs of their reunion*
#i mean yes SQQ was oblivious and made assumptions but you REALLY cannot blame him for being scared shitless of post-Abyss Binghe#our boy was NOT doing himself any favors#no hinged behavior at all from Binghe at any point between here and post-canon
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