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vimbry · 3 months
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it's sad how many reviews and stuff around tmbg seem to centre linnell as the sole dark and creepy writer of the band, never really crediting flansburgh too. do "hide away folk family," "dirt bike," "rabid child," "black ops," "cloisonné" mean nothing to them, smh.
#tmbg#this rigid dichotomy they tend to get forced into even tho linnell has written some happier songs and flansburgh plenty horrific ones#I'll be honest tho. I fully went into tmbw-interp-tab conspiracy when I first heard ''sleeping in the flowers'' lmao#I thought that song was about somebody getting murdered#the title seemed like a euphemism to me#it's actually. according to flansburgh. just about getting high in central park#and it's inspired by itchycoo park by the small faces which I knew and loved before and it's GREAT go listen to that. it's '60s psychedelia#so the lyrics are prob fantasising about spending time with the crush and essentially playfully talking sweet nothings together#bc they're stoned and in love#but honestly I thought ''you proclaim that you're an island. I proclaim that I'm one too''#''I declare that I am england. you declare that I have drowned''#sounded to me like someone trying to get away and be alone but the other person not getting the hint#esp bc the narrator introduces themself as not wanting to be ''known as the creep''#the part about getting a ride home with a drunk guy ''who showed me how to spin my head round and round''#sounded like the driver helping them get their story straight/take their mind off it#and the narrator feels they came across as ungrateful about their advice in their shocked state#plus the way the instrumental between the verses and chorus changes from fuzzy and gritty to lighthearted brass#like it's catching you off-guard#but it's not about any of that it's about being high#anyway none of that is an example of a genuinely creepy flansburgh song but
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fromtheseventhhell · 11 months
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Seeing people clutch pearls over Arya having killed people is so funny cause the list is literally rapist, murderer, torturer, criminal, some combination of the bunch...and all people who Arya has personally witnessed, or directly heard about, committing these acts. Like, contrary to popular belief, she is not just a mindless killing machine.
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Absolutely BUZZING right now because I've written a musical and me and my friend are working on finding a way of staging it which is so!!!!!!!!!!! Fucking!!!!!!!!!!!! Exciting!!!!!!!!!!! But neither of us can compose!!!!!!!!!!!!!! And three of the songs are fucking AWFUL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! And we can't say or do anything for at least six months!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! But STILL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! OH MY GOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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The only fool on April Fools'
Natasha thought she came up with the best prank ever. But she forgot exactly who she was trying to prank.
• Natasha Romanoff x Fem!OC • Wordcount: 2.7k • Warnings: suggestive talk Masterlist
Do not repost my work as your own or translate my work!!
A/N: a late birthday post from me :)
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Natasha could not stop looking at her hands on the steering wheel. More specifically, she couldn't stop looking at her nails. Every time they caught her eye when she went to change the song on the radio or flick her blinker, the smuggest smirk took over her entire face.
She'd been thinking long and hard about this year's prank. April Fools' Day was a serious occasion for her and Katya, a holiday they planned for for months. It started in 2010 when Natasha had been brave enough to prank her girlfriend at the time, and it developed from there. The only rule they had was that the pranks shouldn't be too humiliating. Just funny. So there was a lot of creative freedom.
This year, she really nailed it. It was hilarious. She was hilarious, and Katya was going to be so pissed. She thought Natasha had just gone to get a haircut, but she'd be getting the worst surprise of her life when she showed her what she'd actually been doing in the city.
Was it cruel? Yes. But Katya replaced all the Oreo cookie filling with toothpaste last year. Natasha's Oreo cookies. And she filled a donut with mayo. So Natasha wanted to let her feel that same pain. Only more subtly.
When she walked into the house, pushing her smirk aside for the sake of the prank, the smell of cake filled her nostrils. It smelled delicious, like chocolate and butter. A special recipe that Katya had been meaning to try. Too bad that Natasha wouldn't be eating a single piece of it, considering there was probably salt in it instead of sugar, but at least she knew where to find her darling wife. 
Prepared to feel incredibly smug and pleased, she strolled into the kitchen. Katya stood with her back turned, softly singing a song as she mixed something with the handheld electronic mixer. The noise drowned out the sound of Natasha's footsteps, so she didn't hear her come in. It only prolonged the excitement. "Smells good in here."
Katya jumped, quickly turning off the mixer. "Oh. Hi, baby!" An adoring smile spread across her lips as she turned around. Natasha almost felt bad for her upcoming prank. Almost. "Let me see your hair." A crease formed between her brows as she studied Natasha's long red locks. "It doesn't look any different," she said carefully, as if she was afraid to offend her new haircut.
Natasha smiled sheepishly, glancing down at her hands. "Yeah, well, you know… I was planning on getting my hair done, but then I passed a nail salon, and, well…" Instead of explaining, she simply brought her hands up, holding her nails out for Katya to see.
When the nail stylist asked her what shape she wanted, Natasha told her to go for the pointest, most stabby looking nail she could do, and she hadn't disappointed. Two inches long, all of them ended in a point that could seriously poke somebody's eye out. The deep red color and the black details turned them into the sexiest murder weapons she'd ever had. The sexiest, most inconvenient weapons ever. They were lowkey homophobic.
She saw the different emotions cross Katya's face one by one. Excitement, at first. Probably because she was happy Natasha spoiled herself, or she liked the nails. Then hesitation. Then realization. Then anger, which manifested with a slight twitch of her brows. And lastly…
Actually, Natasha couldn't decipher the emotion that slid over the anger. It was like Katya mentally paused before she could get really angry, and then decided on a different course. All of it happened within a second. Her brain was just that fast at assessing a situation.
An excited gasp flew from her lips. "They look so good, honey!" Katya exclaimed, carefully taking Natasha's hands in her own to see her nails better. "The design is so simple yet so elegant. It really suits you!"
Natasha inwardly frowned, her smugness plummeting. This was not the reaction she had been hoping for. Not by miles. But she wasn't giving up yet. "What do you think about the length?" She smiled, mirroring Katya's excitement. "I wanted to go even longer, but I've never had nails before so I didn't want to overdo it."
"No, I love it! It suits your hand shape really well." 
To Natasha's even bigger surprise, Katya let her hands go to grab her cheeks instead, pulling her close to press a sweet kiss to her lips. Her blue eyes sparkled joyfully. "I'm so glad you treated yourself to something nice. You deserve it."
Then she turned around and went back to making the icing for her cake. 
Natasha stood there, lost, wondering how this had gone completely the opposite way of how she wanted. Katya was supposed to be upset, asking her what she was thinking, getting long ass nails as a woman in a lesbian relationship. With those weapons on her fingers, she could not use them for her favorite activity whatsoever. 
But instead of getting pissed, Katya got the opposite. She happily sang, swaying her body as she finished mixing her icing. Not a care in the world.
Natasha's prank had dramatically failed.
"Look how good this looks." Katya suddenly turned around, a big scoop of chocolate icing on her pointer finger. Slowly, she brought it to her lips, sucking her finger into her mouth and pulling it out. "Hmm, so good," she moaned.
The very bottom part of Natasha's stomach twisted into knots. She couldn't find her words as she watched Katya lick off the icing in a way that was incredibly sensual. And not by accident.
''Yep, that's done!" She beamed. Katya covered the bowl with some foil and put it in the fridge, happily twirling around to a still frozen Natasha. ''I'm going to lift some weights. Could use a spotter.''
''I—'' Natasha mentally slapped herself, swallowing thickly. ''Sure.''
Katya perked up. ''Okay. Give me a minute to change.''
She wasn't stupid. She knew exactly what those nails meant. It meant her wife was an ass. An ass who didn't want to get laid for a few weeks, apparently. 
Her first instinct was to get pissed. Get pissed at Natasha for partly ruining their sex life. Because while they owned many replacements, Natasha's fingers would always be her favorite, and they were not going up there looking like that. 
But then Katya realized that getting angry was exactly what her wife was after. And what better way to ruin a prank by pretending not to see it? In fact, she was going to throw Natasha's own prank right back at her, make her miserable. Show her that getting these nails would come back to bite her in the ass. Fast.
Nobody messed with her.
Choosing her smallest sports bra and tightest cycling shorts, Katya threw her hair up and returned to Natasha. The woman seemed to be disoriented, or at least deep in thought. She was in the exact spot Katya left her ten minutes earlier, frowning at the countertop. When she did look up, Katya purposely flexed her biceps as she tightened her ponytail, drawing Natasha's gaze directly to her arms.
Her green eyes darkened as they took in Katya's figure. Everything that wasn't bare skin was skin-tight. And while her body didn't look the way it did when she was twenty-four—duh—Natasha still thought it was hot as hell. She wanted to grab it, bend it over the counter—
''Earth to Nat.''
Natasha rapidly blinked, pulling her head out of the clouds. ''Hm?''
Katya had a huge grin on her face that she tried to hide. ''I said; are you coming?''
''Oh, yes.''
She didn't even try to not stare at Katya's ass as the brunette walked in front of her. It was right there, shaking in those spandex shorts. The urge to grab it and press her nails—oh. With a frown, Natasha looked down at her pointy nails. She couldn't grab Katya's butt and press the top of her nails down at the same time.
''Hmm…'' Katya stopped in the doorframe of the garage—their home gym. ''What do you reckon I should do first?''
''Ass.'' Natasha was just in time to bring her gaze upwards when Katya spun around, staring straight into her raised eyebrow. Her cheeks heated up when she realized what her half-horny brain had thrown out. ''I meant squats.''
''Squats it is.'' Katya smiled.
Even the process of setting it all up drove Natasha up the wall. To get the weights on the bar, Katya had to lift them, and because she barely wore a shirt, her back, shoulder, and arm muscles visibly flexed for Natasha to see. Her hands itched, but she suspected Katya was playing a game, and she wasn't going to give in.
They both weren't going to give in. So it was going to be a game of who can hold out the longest.
If things progressed this way, Natasha was one hundred percent sure she was going to lose.
''Okay.'' Katya excessively bent over to put her resistance band down. She'd warmed her muscles—doing some very deep deep squats—and secured her ponytail once more. ''I'm ready.''
Natasha knew it was going to be a mistake when she stepped behind Katya. She knew she was digging her own grave. The brunette pressed her ass into her front and flexed her muscles way more than necessary as she adjusted her grip on the bar resting on her shoulders. Natasha clenched her jaw to keep still and quiet, but the frustration started to build. 
Down Katya went for the first squat, pausing a few seconds before she went up again. Natasha squatted along with her, forcing herself to pay attention to the bar and only the bar. She wondered if she could even close her hands around it in case Katya needed her help. Those damn claws of her were probably in the way. 
She was about to breathe out in relief when Katya didn't pull any stunts on the way up. 
Then she let out the sexiest grunt ever. 
Natasha nearly collapsed through her knees. Dirty memories of times where Katya grunted like that flashed through her head. Half an hour of teasing and she was on the very edge of damning it all to hell. Screw her dignity. She wanted something else to screw, and fast.
Down, Katya went again, audibly breathing out as she went down, and grunting when she straightened up. Down, breathing out. Up, grunting. 
Three times, Natasha kept herself together with great difficulty. On the forth grunt, her sexual frustration snapped.
''Put it down.''
Katya smirked to herself. She expected her wife to keep it together a bit longer, but obviously her plan was working. ''What? Why? I've just started,'' she said innocently, pretending to be extremely confused the same way she'd been pretending to be stupid.
''Put the thing down.''
Carefully, Katya racked the bar, furrowing her brows as she turned to face the fuming redhead. Before she could blink, Natasha had her pinned against one of the squat rack's poles. She felt all that frustration in the way her spine bumped against the metal. ''What's going on?'' Her eyes widened like that of a deer in headlights.
''Stop playing dumb.''
''Playing dumb?''
Natasha took one good look at her and knew she wasn't going to give in. Katya could play the innocent persona as long as she wished to, no matter what threat Natasha would sling at her head. Torture training as a kid clearly worked better for her. The only thing she had to do was grunt a bit and Natasha was a goner.
A groan of frustration filled the garage. This was cruelty in the most ruthless way. Dangling the richest, most tasteful, most expensive wine in front of an alcoholic but not letting them have a taste. Collecting all her self-control, Natasha backed away, stalking off without so much as another word.
Katya snickered proudly, smirking as she turned back to the squat rack. Her plan was going amazingly so far. These weren't the only tricks up her sleeve. 
The torture continued throughout the day. She was doing the dishes? She accidentally got the front of her shirt all wet, and didn't happen to wear a bra. The dinner table needed a good clean? She was bent all over that thing trying to get the spots in the middle. She was vacuuming? She was on her hands and knees on the floor trying to vacuum underneath the couch.
Wherever Natasha went, she also miraculously had to be. The redhead could not escape her. It was torture training. But in a way she'd never been tortured before.
The weapons on her hands had gone from ''the funniest things ever'' to ''I'm going to rip my whole nail off if it means I get to stuff my hand down her pants''. She couldn't take it anymore. Sexual frustration built and built until her stomach was in a permanent knot and her hands were constantly sweaty.
Two hours before Maya was meant to be coming home, Natasha couldn't take it anymore. The groans, grunts, and sighs, and the positions Katya bent her body in finally pushed her over the edge. 
Fine, her wife had won. But taking a hit to her ego and pride was worth it if she could finally get her hands between those legs.
She didn't even bother soaking her nails off. She simply took nail cutters to them and cut them all off as short as possible. Then she filed them down roughly, paying extra attention to the middle three fingers of her left hand, and tossed everything in the trash.
Katya heard her coming from miles away, her rushed footsteps before Natasha cornered her in the laundry room. She saw them immediately; her nails. Or the lack thereof. 
Concerned, she dropped a t-shirt back in the laundry basket, trying to reach for her hands. ''Oh, no, what did you do to your nails?''
But Natasha wasn't taking this innocent bullshit anymore. ''You drive me absolutely nuts. You pest,'' she grumbled. Her voice lacked serious anger as she slowly backed Katya up against the washing machine. Instead, it was laced with reluctant defeat and annoyance. Annoyance at herself.
A sly smile overtook Katya's features as she gripped the edge of the machine for stability. It looked like her wife had been through it. ''Ready to admit you made a mistake then?''
''I hate you.'' 
Katya chuckled softly. ''You dug your own grave, babe. Worst prank ever. Well, for you then. It was so much fun for me.'' She smirked teasingly as she slowly trailed her fingers up Natasha's arm. The game was still going on. Even now. The glare Natasha sent her was weak at most. ''Don't forget who you're messing with.'' 
Natasha rolled her eyes, leaning forward to connect their lips, thinking this was it. But Katya jerked her head back, amusement swimming in her eyes. 
''Nuh-uh. Say it.''
''Say it?'' The redhead grumbled impatiently, seconds away from throwing a fit. 
Katya nodded smugly, her fingers slowly trailing down Natasha's arm. ''I need to hear it. I…''
Natasha clenched her teeth together to swallow back the vile words and accusations that Katya would only laugh at. She didn't think she would be this cruel, giving her dignity another slap in the face by making her vocally admit her mistake like a child. Unfortunately, Natasha didn't have another option. 
She squinted her eyes, placing as much displeasure in her words as she could. ''I made a mistake thinking I could outsmart my mean, cruel wife.''
Happy, Katya grinned, grabbing Natasha's hips to pull them flush against her own. This victory tasted sweeter than her chocolate cake downstairs. She won April Fools'. And she didn't even have to do anything for it. ''You know, it's really not my fault you get so riled up.''
Natasha usually loved to bicker, but she couldn't take it anymore. Her gaze kept drifting down from Katya's eyes to her lips when she talked, and if she wouldn't get her mouth or hands on her body right this instant, she was going to explode. ''Respectfully, shut up. You had your fun, now it's time for mine.''
''Yeah, those nails aren't going up there looking like that.''
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yellowbunnydreams · 5 months
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Footprints (Once Upon a December) ~William Afton/Steve Raglan x F! Reader~
~Hello! I decided that in the spirit of Christmas, I wanted to write a sort of Christmassy one shot for our favourite murder man. It might be a slightly long one, but I am pretty excited to do this one!~
@ruh--roh-raggy
✧・゚: *✧・゚:* Want more or something different? *:・゚✧*:・゚✧
CW: Slight angst, stalking, mentions of violence and blood, attempted sexual assault
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"Alright everybody, I'm heading out. Have a good night!" You called to the office, hearing their cheery goodbyes in return as you pulled your coat tighter around you and shut the door to the office. The winter chill had certainly made a claim on the outside world whilst you were sorting paperwork and signing off on work-orders. You even missed running around everybody's coffee as you pushed your hands into your pockets.
Finding your headphones in your pocket, you carefully looked around before placing them on your head, partly to warm your ears whilst you walked home. Glancing up at the dark sky, you realised just how late in the year it really was, the nights long and cold with the faint yellowish tint in the clouds that hinted snow was coming. The thought made you smile, you had been hoping for a white Christmas that year.
As you scrolled through your playlist on your phone, selecting one of your favourite songs, you found yourself humming to it. Drowning out any other sound as your boots tapped against the concrete in a tune only you could hear. Though it meant you also couldn't hear the footsteps behind you, a slightly taller figure with their hood up and breath steaming in the cold as they kept their hands in their pockets. Focused on you as you remained oblivious to the world around you aside from what was in front of you. A grin spreading on his face as he licked his teeth, imagining what sounds you would make as they pressed a gun to your stomach.
His focus on you meant he didn't noticed that he too, was prey that evening.
The second figure was quieter, and larger than the first. A switch blade heavy in the pocket of his coat as he watched the one in front of his fidget with the obvious gun in his pocket. Trying to keep it warm to prevent the mechanisms from mis-firing.
A sickly grin crossed his face as he adjusted his glasses on his nose. Amateurs needed to learn, but not on somebody he cared about.
Your head bopped away silently, doing a little dance on the side-walk that made the second figure smile. He wished he could have seen how you danced properly, nothing to hold you back, how his large calloused hands would feel with yours in them. But he knew he could never have that, not if he wanted to keep you safe. That was what he was doing in the dark, making sure that you were safe from any harm that could potentially come your way.
His footsteps sped up as you began to approach an alley, the first figure speeding up too. Pulling out the gun from his pocket and holding it loosely in his hands, licking his teeth again as he thought of what he could get you to do at gunpoint.
Your stalker wasn't going to let any of that happen.
The man with a gun felt a large, rough hand gripping the back of his neck and throwing him down the alley before he could react. Yelling as he lost balance and toppled to the floor. The man who had grabbed him pulling out the knife from his pocket and kneeling against his guts, making the first man wince in pain. Head spinning as the blade caught the light.
"You'll never touch her. Nobody will ever touch her." The man with a knife growled, raising it slightly as he watched the man below him's eyes widen, opening his mouth and holding his hands up in defence.
"Hey man, I didn't know she was taken!" The one with a knife chuckled as he ran it against the pinned man's jaw. A dark glint in his grey eyes as he tipped his head to one side, leaning in before slipping the blade into the other's throat. Hearing his words choke and gurgle as his lungs began to fill with blood, feeling the warmth against his hands.
"They never do. And she will never know either." A touch of remorse to his voice as he slipped the knife back through flesh, raising it again and bringing it back down. A satisfying spray of blood against his cold cheek.
You took one headphone out and paused your walking, turning to listen at the quiet street. Straining to listen as you were convinced that somebody had just said something behind you, or that you had heard footsteps. Brow knitting together slightly as you only heard the wind picking up and howling through bare trees. The offices lining the road silent as the grave. Placing your headphone back in, you turned back and kept walking, headed for home and to be back into the warm.
Back to safety. Where your stalker could watch you and wish for something he could never have.
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You'd just finished loading up the coffee machine in the office when several of your co-workers came in. Whispering about something before spotting you and smiling at you.
"Hey! How're you doing today?" They asked, taking out various mugs from cupboards and some of them grabbing snacks. A woman with blonde hair and green eyes standing out to you as the little ringleader of the group. You couldn't really remember her name, but then again, you weren't sure that she knew yours either really.
"Not too bad, I can't wait for the snow we're supposed to get!" You laughed, tapping your fingers against the counter as you waited for coffee, thinking about the fact you wished you could be home making some sugar cookies to bring in for the office party that would be happening soon.
"Did you hear the gossip?" The woman asked, coming a little closer and acting a little conspiratorially as you shook your head. You weren't one for office politics, but it seemed to have caused a stir as even the other colleagues sat around the break-room seemed to be whispering about something in excited tones. "You know that creepy guy from Legal who always liked to bother the ladies?"
"Oh, Tim or something wasn't it?" You did recall the man. Larger, a penchant for wandering hands and a leering smile with hair that always looked greasy under the office lights. You steered clear of him after he'd cornered you against the fax machine and you'd felt his flabby hands moving over your hips when he thought he was being sneaky. Not that you'd told anybody about it, you needed the job too much to complain about somebody in his position.
"Yeah, well guess what? He didn't come in today, so they sent somebody around his house. Not there. Found his car smashed into a tree with him inside! Apparently he was pretty mangled, and they found empty bottles on the passenger seat. Drunk driving they reckon." The woman's eyes went wide and yours did too. It was a small town and news travelled fast, but you were sure gossips made it move all the more quickly than any media outlet could hope for.
You couldn't even say you were sorry to hear the news. In a strange way, you felt some relief that you wouldn't have to worry about him anymore. Thanking whatever power had made it happen, even if it was a terrible way to go. Some vicious part of you hoped that he had regrets he passed away with.
A light cough behind you stirred you from your macabre thoughts, making you jump and move out of the way as you turned to see who it was. Smiling warmly as you noticed the serious face of one of the counsellors behind you, eyeing the coffee that you'd forgotten you had started to brew.
"Sorry ladies, has this been here long?" He asked, voice gruff and gravelly, pointing to the coffee pot with a calloused finger. You shook your head, cheeks heating up slightly as you watched him reaching for a mug from the cupboard and pulling out a white one that looked tiny in his massive grip.
"How are you doing today Mr. Raglan?" You asked, smiling nervously as the older man glanced at you, raising a thick, greying eyebrow before he scratching his stubble. Humming in thought as he poured the coffee into the small cup and took a sip. Nose wrinkling and pushing up the gold framed aviators he wore slightly.
"Not too bad. I'm not a fan of the winter, Too many people being picky about their options for work." He grunted, nodding his head at you as he stepped away from the counter. "Yourself?"
"Not too bad. Stressed out really, there's just so much to do at home, I've forgotten to run to the store and get groceries again. Good thing I need to go on a diet before seeing family for the holidays!" You laughed, the woman besides you joining in. You didn't notice the frown on his face deepening as his steel eyes dragged over your figure and noticed that you had indeed gotten a little thinner.
"Well...Don't let your stress affect you. Sorry to hear you're having troubles." Raglan quietly consoled before heading back towards the offices. Sipping his coffee and nodding to anybody that passed by who called out to him.
"He's always got such a stick up his ass. But I suppose he does have stupidly low client return rates." The woman besides you muttered, grabbing her own coffee before returning to join the group she'd come in with. Loudly talking about the rumours and gory details about Tim's accidental demise.
You turned back to the coffee and grabbed yourself a mug, warming your hands on it as you slowly sipped and glanced at the growing dark outside.
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As you walked up your drive-way you paused. Blinking and cautiously approaching what looked like a dark shape on your porch. Blowing your breath through your fingers to try and warm them as you moved slowly. You didn't have neighbours that close to you, and you felt your heart pounding in your chest as you tried to peer at the object. Making out what appeared to be brown paper in the dark and cold.
Finally, you stood above it, frowning as you saw it was a collection of several paper bags. Reaching out cautiously, you gasped as you opened them. Eyes welling up with tears as you found the first one you opened contained plenty of tins of food. The second, some fresh veggies and the third some meats and meat substitutes as well as some cupboard staples. It was like somebody had done a shopping trip and left the bags on your door-step, and you looked around desperately. Trying to find who may have left them there.
"T-Thank you!" You cupped your hands around your mouth and called out into the night. Smiling brightly as you began to cry at the generosity. Not having a car had really limited you, and there was more food on your porch than you had kept in your house over the past month, donated by a random act of kindness. Unsure of who knew, or whether it was a mistake.
The only person you'd told were your parents and Mr. Raglan from work, but your boss had let you leave early in light of the growing dark and the fact that you had to walk home. Your parents hundreds of miles away. Mysterious benefactor it was, and your heart soared as you sniffled. Picking up the heavy bags one at a time and bringing them in from the cold.
Your stalker remained in the woods by your house, breathless as his heat steamed the air from his lips. He'd had to bolt from the side of your house, his car parked amongst foliage and mud to conceal it. It had been a risky move, to reveal that he knew where you lived. But the look of joy on your face after the understandable apprehension was worth it. And hearing your sweet voice thanking him made him shudder and groan lowly. You would never know it was him, he made sure of that.
But what he wouldn't have done to hear you say his name in that same sweet tone. The way your face lit up in a smile, he wished that you would do the same when he walked into the room. Whether you would laugh at his jokes, or cry in his arms. His calloused fingers dragged over his face and disturbed his glasses as he watched you through the kitchen window. Reaching up to put away things and organising them just so.
You hummed to yourself as you remained unaware of being watched through your window. Slowly taking your coat off and draping it across the back of your chair, hands on your hips as you stared at some of the ingredients you left out on the countertop, smiling to yourself as you wondered how you were supposed to pay back somebody who had clearly gone out of their way to not be known. But you decided you'd pay the kindness forwards instead, rolling up the sleeves on your blouse and taking out various bowls and utensils from the cupboards, turning on the radio and singing along like nobody was watching you.
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"Come on in." The deep voice behind the door made your heart thump in your chest as you carefully pushed the door open. Smiling brightly as Steve Raglan looked up from his paperwork and seemed taken aback that you were the one who had entered his office. Closing the file on his desk and throwing it into the out-going tray on his desk, leaning back in his chair and running a hand through his salt and pepper hair as he regarded you coolly. Your name slipping from him after a moment's pause. "What do I owe this visit to?"
"I made cookies yesterday Mr. Raglan, and I wondered if you wanted some? I know you like to take late breaks and was worried you wouldn't get one if I didn't come to visit you with them now." You explained, feeling your cheeks flush in embarrassment, averting your eyes from his intense gaze as he wheeled himself closer in his office chair, humming softly as he regarded the plate.
"Cookies eh? Didn't you say yesterday that you were trying to lose weight?" He asked, brow furrowing as he peered over his glasses, eventually selecting a few cookies and raising an eyebrow sceptically as he noticed the shape one of them was cut into. "Is...Is this a bunny?"
"I um...I wasn't paying attention to which cutters I grabbed and it got mixed into my wintery ones. So I made it a snowy rabbit!" Feeling your cheeks burning hotter as he called out the one obvious thing you had hoped none of your co-workers would notice. Watching as he regarded them before biting the end off of the one shaped normally for the time of year. Chest fluttering as he made a noise of approval.
"It's okay, I like rabbits anyway. Cute little things, even though their hearts beat so fast, so flighty." Cracking a small smile at the corner of his mouth, making the fluttering in your chest more erratic as he set the cookies down the desk next to his cup of coffee.
"Have a good day Mr. Raglan, I'll see you around!" Smiling brighter as you headed out of the door, receiving a somewhat cheery wave from the older man as you departed. Feeling proud with yourself that you had plucked up the courage to go to his office and talk to him.
You felt sorry for Steve Raglan, he kept to himself, quiet and reserved. He never seemed to attend office parties either and you understood his reluctance to interact. You preferred your own company too at times, but there was something about the older, broad shouldered man that made you curious about him. Whether it was his unusually strong and rough hands from the few times he'd shaken yours, or perhaps the kind smile that he reserved only for when he seemed genuinely amused by something, you couldn't deny that Raglan was an attractive man for his age.
But you shook your head free of the thoughts, placing down the plate in the breakroom and smiling as you thought about your mysterious benefactor from the previous night. Your heart skipping slightly in your chest as you wondered who they were.
As the sky grew darker again, that yellowish hue haunting the clouds and threatening to open up against the night, you thought about how you could thank the kindness of a stranger you never realised you knew.
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Walking back from work for the past week had become eventful. And the point of your day where you looked outside and saw the dark winter sky closing in became both the highlight and the bane of your day.
Weird things has slowly begun occurring with more frequency since the groceries on your doorstep.
It started off as a feeling of being watched on the way back home. At first you were sure that your mind had been playing tricks on you, the cold wind howling past your ears like an ominous warning from the gothic horror novels you liked to read, the spaces between the streetlights casting long and distorted shadows. It was surely all a trick. A dream brought to consciousness by long hours and little daylight.
The second time it happened, the faintest powder of snow had settled across the side-walks. Not quite the coating you were hoping for, but you weren't going to complain that you could listen to the faint crunch of new-fallen snow under foot.
You'd taken to having your headphones on, but no music playing since you'd started to feel the eyes against your back. Turning your head around quickly as you reached the end of the street, you caught the glimpse of something moving at the corner of your vision. Pausing as your heart hammered in your chest, tracing back your steps for a few paces as you watched the dark spaces between the buildings.
Your heart sank as there were a second set of footprints beside your own, rapidly moving off into the darkness between the offices.
You'd turned tail and ran, the cold air burning your lungs as your muscles screamed. You'd never been athletic, but you could have ran a marathon in that moment if it meant getting away from the footprints.
Footprints in the snow.
The next morning you'd called in sick, waking up late and having struggled to fall asleep in case whoever had followed you was there. In case you were being watched. But eventually you dragged yourself in your warm pyjamas to the door, throwing it open and finding yourself somewhat disappointed that the snow hadn't stuck around. Your foot knocked against something and you looked down to see what it was.
A beautiful, full bouquet of flowers were laid on your step. Petals dewed up with the cold, an explosion of greens, whites and delicate blue forget-me-nots as well as some sunny yellow sunflowers. Carefully wrapped in cellophane and brown paper, tied with a purple ribbon. No note attached to them as you picked them up, and no sign of anybody approaching your door. You certainly hadn't heard any knocking.
Despite the alarm bells in your head ringing, you couldn't help the smile that had broken out on your face. Stroking the petals with gentle fingers and admiring them in the pale light of the winter sun. There was no note, but you could almost hear the message they sent amongst the faint floral scent.
'I'm sorry'
They lived in your kitchen after that, in full view of the window outside in case whoever had left them passed by. You reasoned with yourself that you just weren't going to let beautiful flowers go to waste but the small voice in the back of your head hoped that whoever had gifted you them would see them in the window. Know that you accepted their apology.
Whilst you napped in the evening, you were unaware of the smile that crossed the man's face when he saw them in the window. Feeling the rage and anger at himself for scaring you dissipate, as the petaled gift stood pride of place in your home.
The next few days had been spent glancing into darkened windows as you walked home. Trying to catch a glimpse of whoever it was that stalked you. Though you supposed 'stalked' was such a harsh word, it conjured up such a negative idea in your mind, of violence and harm against you, but you saw it more as a protective way. The flowers on your step, making sure you got home safely despite the fact you were never sure when they stopped following you on your journey. Finding a new pair of headphones carefully posted through your door when you hadn't worn them due to your ones breaking.
Everybody at work noticed your happier demeanour too, and the words had slipped out that you were seeing somebody before you even meant them to. Hearing your co-workers cooing over the fact that they brought you flowers and gifts always made your cheeks flush. You knew you couldn't keep up the façade of the mysterious date for long, but every time you talked about the 'date' who remained unnamed, you failed to notice how Steve Raglan's jaw clenched and twitched.
You had even quietly danced and sung along to a song whilst walking, hoping that the wild and dramatic spins of a ballroom dance might allow you to catch a glimpse of your follower. 'Once Upon a December' from one of your favourite movies, almost imagining your own sparkling ballgown and sweeping dance with a prince as you did so.
You never saw the man behind you smiling at the sight, humming along quietly to the tune and his feet moving a little to match the way you danced.
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The office party had been a roaring success, although you had spent hours agonising over what to wear and checking the weather report to make sure you wouldn't be too col. Deciding to wear a knee length gold sequinned dress and some black kitten heels, your hair done up nicely with some loose strands framing your face. In the low light, you looked almost like a princess.
There had been dancing, nothing like the dancing you had performed on your walk home, but you had politely declined multiple times when some of your male colleagues insisted that you go back to their home because snow was predicted to start. Perhaps it was the slight alcoholic buzz, but you refused on the grounds that it wasn't meant to snow. Of course there was one ass-hat who wouldn't take 'no' for an answer, leaving your arm hurting and potentially bruised from where his fingers had gripped you tightly, trying to drag you. You were grateful for Steve Raglan appearing, distracting the man enough for you to slip away and make the decision to go home. The cold biting at your skin as you stepped outside.
The snow had begun to fall as you walked home from the office, the fresh blanket of white crunching slightly under your feet. Muffling any other sounds and turning the street silent, shivering as you wished you had brought a jacket to wear over your gold sequined party dress. But to your credit, the weather hadn't predicted snow for the day of the office party and now your little black heels didn't offer much protection against the cold and wet.
You couldn't hear anything. There were eyes on your back and somehow, you were excited that they were there.
As you passed by a window, you glanced to one side. Seeing the goose bumps along your skin, the way your lips had turned blue with cold. And the tall figure following quickly behind.
He kept a pace similar to yours. Left step, right step. Always in strides that looked painfully out of place so that they wouldn't crush the snow outside of your footprints. He didn't want to scare you again. You shivered, turning your attention ahead so he wouldn't know you'd seen him.
Suddenly, you allowed yourself to stop, heart pounding in your chest as you swallowed softly. You daren't look at the reflection in the window again, in case it wasn't real. Wasn't what you wanted to see.
"I know you're there." You called out softly, letting the snow absorb your words and so it felt like only your ears could hear them. "I guess...I should call you my shadow at this point."
No reply. Not a whisper apart from the caress of the wind against the buildings and between the cracks. Rattling glass and shifting the sequins on your dress.
But not alone.
"Thank you for the flowers, they really were lovely. And I'm guessing you were the groceries too? And my new headphones?" Keeping your eyes forwards, you tipped your head back and felt the snow falling against your cheeks. Breath steaming the air as you felt yourself shivering. Walking had been cold but okay, but now that you had stopped, the cold suddenly settled into your body and you couldn't help the shaking.
Crunching came from behind you as you felt your shoulders tense instinctually. Only a few steps, seeming to move out of your footprints so that you could hear them approaching. You counted two steps, wondering how close your follower was, but fighting back the curiosity burning in your chest to make you turn and look.
"I promise I won't turn around. I....I just wanted to thank you, but I also wanted to know..why me?" You asked, feeling the chill biting at your lungs and inside your throat as you breathed.
"You were so beautiful when we first met." The voice made the hairs stand up on the back of your neck, how deep and gravelly it was. A hint of an accent you couldn't place that made it all the more alluring as you closed your eyes. Keeping your promise to not turn around and look. "And then...when I saw you walking home, I just..began to follow."
"Why didn't you introduce yourself? You sound handsome. I'm sure I would have said yes to-"
"Because I'm a bad man. Bad men like me don't get to have happy chances with girls who dance along the side-walks and hum along to songs like something out of a fairy-tale." He interrupted, running a hand through his hair as he looked at you back. So tantalisingly close, yet so far away. Swallowing softly as his heart beat quickly in his chest, unsure how to approach now that you were the one who had challenged him. Broken the silent wall he was comfortable to hide behind.
"If you were bad, you would have hurt me." You whispered, your own heart pounding in your chest as you opened your eyes and stared down the dark street. Straining to hear anything. Wondering if you were experiencing fever dream brought on by hypothermia before you heard the quiet sound of the footprints being marked into snow again.
There was a moment of pause before the final step was taken, feeling a presence ghosting against your back and hearing deep, slow breathing above your head. Not daring to move a muscle, you watched from the corner of your eyes as a large hand moved to your arm where bruises had begun to form. Eyes widening as you realised that the fingers were coated in red, leaving tiny streaks down your arm as you shivered under the snowflake like touch. Silence between you not uncomfortable as his other hand reached around, moving with the one barely touching your arm as he held them out in front of you.
His hands were coated in blood. Sticky and wet in the low light of the streetlamp, the snow sticking to it for a moment before it melted from the heat of his hands. You could see even under the gore that they were rough, calloused fingers. Hands that had led a hard life, clearly having taken it before, the evidence dripping from his fingertips occasionally and turning the snow beneath pink.
Carefully, your own hands moved onto his, ignoring the slickness beneath your slender fingers. He flinched as you touched him, but allowed your hands on top of his and you could feel him tensing behind your back as you pulled them against you. Blood against the gold sequins as his large hands instinctually wrapped around your stomach in a hug. Pulling you against his unknown body and the feeling of his chin resting against your head securing it so that you couldn't break your promise. He was trembling, joining your shivers as you both stood still for a moment.
"Aren't you afraid?" The question came from a broken, hoarse voice that made your heart break slightly. Your hands squeezed him tighter to you, gently pulling one from your midriff and looking at his shaking fingers as you placed your palm against his.
"How could I be scared when your hands tremble when you hold me close like this?"
"You can see I've hurt people. There's blood all over me...and now you too."
"I assume you had a reason."
"What if that reason was because I wanted to?" He challenged, his pulse pounding in his ears as he closed his eyes, expecting you to wrestle yourself from his arms and disappear from his sight. Fade away into the snow and the winter like a scared rabbit, thinking about how he wasn't sure he could continue to live in the same place if you rejected him like that.
You gently held his hand, gentler than he would have ever hoped for but still somehow stronger than he would have imaged too. You brought his bloody knuckles to your lips, breath warming his hand before you kissed them, painting your lips red with a stranger's blood. You felt his shiver against you and the sharp intake of breath above your head told you that the gentle contact with your lips had rattled him.
"I never said it had to be a good reason." Chuckling slightly as you let his hand slip away from his grip and return to your mid-riff, hearing his satisfied hum and shaking breath as he squeezed you to him. As if he was afraid to let you go. His head moving and tilting down, kissing your head gently, leaving his lips against your hair and letting you feel your warmth breath against your body. "What can I call you, shadow?" Feeling him pause as he thought for a moment, clearing debating how to answer, whether he should answer even.
"William...You may call me William." Eventually came from his lips, making your heart beat faster as you whispered his name back. Almost able to feel how quickly his heart thumped in his chest as you spoke his name so gently. Planting another kiss on top of your head.
"Can I see you, William?"
"Not yet, bunny...I... This is more than I could have ever dreamed of already. I'm...I'm not an easily scared man, but I'm scared you won't like the person I am." He answered slowly, before his hands moved from around your waist, leaving distinct imprints across the now crimson sequins of your dress before he stepped back. Making you shiver as you didn't realise how warm he had been against your back.
There was a weight on your shoulders and a rustle of cloth as suddenly you were enveloped in warmth, hands moving to your shoulders and looking slightly as you realised he had placed his coat over your shoulders. Dark patches stained the dark fabric, but you could smell cheap cigarettes and spicy cologne, closing your eyes and taking a deep breath.
"Keep your eyes closed, please? Let me have one more dream tonight." He asked, voice wavering slightly as you nodded, squeezing your eyes shut and holding his coat closed over your shoulders. Feeling him turning your body so that you faced him.
"Don't...don't make this goodbye, William." You asked, feeling the man pause as he stepped closer again, his large, rough hand cupping your cheek and stroking it with his thumb. "I-I don't care if it takes a while.. I...I feel safe, knowing you're there."
"As if I could give you up, brave little bunny." He chuckled, the sound making you light up as he leaned in. His eyes scanned your face slowly, the way your lips trembled with cold, how you looked with crimson against your skin, the wind stirring your hair out of the neat place you had placed it in. Swallowing softly, he allowed his lips to brush against yours, and you felt what you assumed were glasses bumping against your face lightly. "I promise that my footsteps will match yours...and we'll meet again..once upon a December."
You were about to speak, but you were silenced as his lips captured yours. Moving soft and slowly, as if he was afraid he might break your much smaller frame. His lips were slightly chapped, but he relished in how soft and warm you were, keeping your cheek cupped in his hand for a moment before he broke the kiss. Leaving you whimpering slightly as his warmth was removed once again.
Your fingers danced across your lips for a moment, smiling brightly and you couldn't help as you opened your eyes. Parting your lips to speak only for the words to die on your tongue.
You were alone this time.
William had gone in an instant, leaving you shaking and desperate for another kiss. Instead only left with the ghost of it against your lips and his residual warmth from his coat against your body. The wind howling as if agreeing with your loss, eyes watering and stinging as you turned away from the dark street once again. Slowly trudging your way back home, stuffing your hands into the too-big pockets of the oversized coat, burying your face into the collar of it and breathing deeply, trying to cling onto the last of him.
Until the next time you found his footprints in the snow.
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fruitcoops · 8 months
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Can you write another jealous sirius fic? I love your work!🫶🏾
Par for the course, this is less 'jealous' and more 'gently possessive', but yes I absolutely can! Coops credit goes to @lumosinlove, but I once again tale the burden of a shitty OC. Enjoy!
TW alcohol mentions, mild drunkenness
The sway of his hips was something to behold. It was subtle (everything about Remus was subtle, if he could help it), but movement rippled from the strong arc of his shoulders and narrowed the world to a single place of fineness. His shirt was loose and casual; Sirius’ mouth watered at the thought of getting to touch the small of his back. It wouldn’t take more than a slip of his hand.
Remus meandered around the edge of the crowd in a winding path. Sirius hid a smile in the side of his hand. He caught a glimpse of pink cheeks when Remus turned his head at the change in music, lips forming a soft ‘oh’ of excitement—he picked up the pace with only a little wobble and Sirius couldn’t help a snort.
Please, let me—
I got this. Remus’ insistence had been adorable; the press of his entire palm over Sirius’ mouth, even moreso.
You’re drunk, honey.
I’m tipsy. A kiss to his forehead. And I’m fine.
He was fine. Remus didn’t really do ‘not fine’, didn’t like the cotton-mouth feeling the next morning, would probably commit a murder to avoid an unnecessary headache. But at this point in the night, he was certainly tipsy enough that Sirius questioned his ability to not spill water all over them both.
Lily’s hair flashed in a copper fan under the low light when James spun her. Her laughter spiked over the noise of the other dancers, unfiltered by the canopy above the dance floor. He leaned back in his seat with a sigh and followed Remus with his eyes as he bobbed and wove, all kinds of amber honey against his soft blue button-down. It was nothing fancy. They went dancing often now, and grew bored of dressing up.
Sirius thought he looked better than a dozen Stanley Cups.
He narrowed his eyes. It seemed those thoughts did not belong to him alone.
Remus hadn’t noticed yet; that much was clear from the tilt of his smile as he watched James and Lily dance before moving closer to the bar. Sirius suffered to take his eyes off the line of his jaw to fix on the other side of the bartop. The man there was watching Remus with absolutely none of the respect he deserved. That alone made Sirius want to kick his stool out from under him, but then the fucker stood up, and—
Someone’s hand was in his hair.
“Blegh—”
“Excuse me,” James said loudly, cupping Sirius’ face in both hands. “Hello? Captain RBF, you’re off the clock, I need my bestie for the evening.”
“Don’t say bestie.”
Lily’s palm moved down to clasp across his forehead, as if feeling for a fever. “Doctor, he’s dying,” she declared. “I prescribe one song, or two and a half minutes of attempted fun.”
“That might kill him faster,” James said, solemn as the grave.
“I’m having fun!” Sirius protested. “And—move, you’re blocking my view.”
James’ brow furrowed. “Of what? The best view is right in front of you.”
A disgruntled noise found its way out before words could; he batted them away, but they just settled down in the adjacent seats and squished him between their shoulders. He couldn’t find it in himself to be grumpy about it.
“Alright,” Lily sighed. Her nails drummed a gentle chime against her gin and tonic. “What are we grouching about tonight?”
“The—ugh, would you fucking look at that?” The man from the stool had nearly made his way to Remus by now. James and Lily shared a look in the corners of his vision. Sirius groaned and took James by the chin, turning his head toward them. “Look.”
“…I don’t see anything.”
“Are the glasses just for show?”
“Yes.”
“Oh,” Lily said suddenly, only to muffle a giggle behind her hand.
Sirius turned to her in dismay. “Don’t laugh!”
“Is that it?”
“It’s not funny!”
“Honey, you married somebody with a cute face and a rockin’ bod.” Lily reached out to pat the back of his hand. “This is the price you pay.”
James nodded, taking a slow sip of his lemonade. “It’s true. Basic risk-reward, my man.”
Public Shithead Number One sidled up to Remus at the counter. Sirius’ stomach turned. “Can I—”
“Bodily harm is forbidden,” James interrupted.
He chewed the inside of his lip. “…Can I—”
“Probably not.”
“It wasn’t bodily harm.” Mostly.
Lily flicked him on the shoulder. “How about we try putting on a happy face for a double-date and enjoying the show?”
“I’m gonna go get him,” he muttered, setting his napkin aside.
Four hands grabbed him before he could so much as stand. “No,” James and Lily chorused.
“That guy is going to flirt with him!”
“What’s gonna happen?” Lily asked. Her brow arched at a frightening angle. “Hmm? It’s Remus, dummy. He looks at you like the sun shines out of your ass.”
“But he’s kind of drunk,” Sirius protested.
“So he probably won’t even notice any flirting. He’s oblivious enough when he’s sober. If you march over there, he’ll just be upset.”
Upset. God, Sirius hated it when Remus was upset. Any step past mildly vexed was devastating. And when he was otherwise having such a good night, looking so cute and cuddly with his pink cheeks, it was out of the question.
“Fine,” he managed. The table creaked when he rested his elbows on it. “But I’m keeping an eye on the shithead’s hands.”
Lily’s eyes gleamed with amusement as she turned to James. “Can you leash him?”
“Have I ever?”
“He’s making moves.” Sirius bit down on the inside of his cheek to control his scowl. Remus didn’t even like blonds. It was ridiculous for the shithead to even try, with his slacks and overbalanced swagger. The stretch of Remus’ shirt over his upper back while he leaned on the bartop was infinitely nicer to look at.
“Don’t explode, sweetheart.” Lily patted his shoulder, tapping away at her phone. “I don’t want to clean it up.”
“Look at him. He’s like a peacock—oh.”
The tapping paused. “Oh?”
“Remus noticed him.”
“Yeah, the guy’s practically in his lap.”
“No.” A grin budded in Sirius’ chest and bloomed across his face, urged on by horrible, giddy joy. “No, no, he asked Remus a question.”
Next to him, James straightened; the front legs of his chair hit the tile with a soft clunk. “Remus noticed him?”
Remus was fully turned to the side now, hands tight around two water glasses and face lit by more than just Edison bulbs. His profile was sharpened by the pale canvas backdrop as he leaned in slightly, flushed with excitement. The shithead looked thrilled.
Remus took a deep breath, and opened his mouth.
“I love that little nerd,” Lily murmured, leaning into Sirius’ side with a hand to her mouth. “He’s so weird. What do you think set him off?”
“I have no idea,” James said through a laugh. “But I’ll pray for that poor soul.”
“I won’t.” Sirius squinted for a better view. The shithead’s smile was long gone. Before his eyes, the hand that had been itching to wander was shoved solidly into the pocket of charcoal slacks.
Remus Lupin was the greatest part of his life, the moon to his stars, the wing to his center, his favorite non-James individual. He was intelligent, hardworking, and handsome to a fault. Sirius constantly marveled at his kind heart.
When Remus had a touch more alcohol than usual, his helpful nature and brilliant mind tended to entangle the closest victim if they asked the right question, Cthulu-style. He’d spill anything: hockey strategy, random knowledge, government secrets.
By the looks of it, the shithead had asked a very interesting question, indeed.
He attempted an escape, but Remus touched him gently on the shoulder and snagged his attention right back. “It’s an art,” Sirius muttered.
James sighed. “I should save him.”
“No, no.” Sirius reached back blindly to pat his arm. “Leave it. For me.”
“You wanted that guy flayed on your doorstep five minutes ago.”
“This is so much better. I’ll get him in a minute.” Or three.
The song changed and Lily let out a soft gasp. “No, go get him, I want to dance.”
Sirius rolled his eyes, but stood and brushed his hands off on his pants. “You hate it when I have fun,” he called.
“Sure do!” Lily chirped, raising her glass.
The crowd parted for him like warm butter. The wind was picking up, cool on his skin and ruffling the back of Remus’ hair where it was just starting to curl. He supposed that was the benefit of finding an outdoor space; no sweaty, crushing darkness to get stuck in as the night went on.
“—which is where I met Moody,” Remus was saying as he drew closer. His forehead creased. “Have I mentioned Moody?”
The other man looked vaguely terrified. “I…don’t know.”
Remus waved a hand. “It’s fine. He was my mentor out of college. Cranky bastard, fake leg, heart of gold. Anyway, I worked with him for a couple years, mostly on broken bones, but some tendon stuff. I told you about those, remember?”
The man’s throat bobbed. “Yes. Look, I was going to ask—”
“Oh, I can answer any of your questions,” Remus said earnestly. Sirius’ heart skipped a beat at the genuine hope in his voice. Fucking sweetheart. “Seriously, I—oh, hey!”
“Hi.” The small of his back was just as soft as Sirius knew it would be. His temple was a little warmer than normal when he brushed a kiss over it, but Remus pushed into it with a quiet hum, and that banished all worry from his mind in one blow. “Having fun?”
“Yeah, I made a friend. This is Derek, he’s so nice.” His blinks were slow, and he took a moment to focus when he looked up. A crooked smile followed on its heels. “Missed you. Got your water.”
“Thanks, loup.”
A faint cough caught their attention. Sirius twitched a brow; ‘Derek’ shuffled in place for a few seconds. “Is he, uh, yours?”
“My what?” It was best to keep it blunt in situations like this. Sirius felt for the man’s general confusion, but it wasn’t like he had missed Remus’ wedding ring.
“Husband,” Remus answered for him with a nudge to Sirius’ waist. “Duh.”
“I was asking your friend,” Sirius laughed, taking one of the glasses from Remus. Derek’s gaze flickered over them. He watched his eyes bulge when they landed on Remus’ left hand.
Huh. Perhaps he had missed the ring, after all.
“Yeah, I’m—” Derek patted his pockets as redness crept up his neck. “I’m just—I’m going to—sorry about that, excuse me.”
Sirius watched until his glossy hair was out of sight. Then, and only then, did he look back down at Remus. “You’re a terror.”
“Hmm.” Fingertips trailed over his belt; Remus nestled his cheek in the bend of Sirius’ neck. “I like these jeans.”
“I know.”
“I like this song.”
“Lily’s already dancing. Asked me to come find you.”
Remus smiled, and planted a sloppy kiss to the side of his neck before tangling their fingers. A long exhale warmed his skin. “You’re gonna love me forever, right?”
Sirius buried his nose in the top of his head and took a deep breath. He let his other hand settle at the back of Remus’ neck, drawing a happy noise from him. “I’m going to love you forever.”
“That’s good.”
“You’re not going to say it back?” Sirius teased.
Remus pulled his face free long enough to narrow his eyes. It did nothing to quell his grin. “Come dance with me, then we’ll see.”
A soft ‘I love you’ found them far before the end of the song did. Sirius closed his eyes and savored the shape of it, pressed against his lips like a prayer and a promise.
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swiftieblyth · 2 months
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Troublesome Twin
part five: Two to One
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Warning list-
This is Arachne's death scene
hunger games warning, abusive family, mother died in childbirth with the twins, Arachne, Coriolanus Snow, Dr. Gaul, violence, and murder.
I think that’s all, let me know if there’s more!
Word count- 1,571
“One thing I learned in 12 is that hunger is a weapon,” Lucy Gray explained. “Your friend over there sure knows it.”
“She’s not our friend.” Coriolanus said. “She is poison with perfect teeth.”
“Yes,” Y/N agreed. “But she’s still my twin nonetheless, and I have to keep her safe, in order to keep me safe.” 
Y/N started to walk over to her twin but was stopped by Coryo grabbing her arm, looking down at her in concern. “Maybe you should stay here, where it’s safe. Let your sister learn a lesson for once.”
“You and I both know that if anything happens to her, my father will kill me. I’ll take my chances over there.” Y/N explained, getting out of his grip. “I’ll be okay.”
“One more time,” Arachne taunted her tribute.
“I’m not playing this game,” her tribute, Brandy said.
“Sister, just give her the food,” Y/N advised as she got to her twin. 
“And why should I listen to you? You wouldn’t even have a tribute if it weren’t for your precious Coryo.” Arachne mocked, turning back to her tribute and putting the water in her view. “Come on, just take it.” 
Brandy reached out and grabbed it, making both her and Arachne grunt, and before Y/N could do anything she heard a scream. She looked down and saw her twin was stabbed in the neck by the glass battle and think, dark red blood dripping out. 
“HELP!” Y/N yelled, tears forming in her eyes, as she carefully laid her sister down, ignoring the sharp pain she felt in her shoulder, as she tried to compress the bleeding on her sister’s throat. “No, no, no! Help!” 
“Y/N/N” Arachne struggled.
“Shh, shh,” Y/N cooed, tears falling into her cheeks. “It’s okay. It’s okay. Hold on. Just hold on. Hey, look at me.”
“Sister… I… I don’t want to die…”
“You’re not going to die. It’s not time for you to go meet Mother. Just hold on, help is coming. Somebody help us! Please!”
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“Are you gonna share everything we give you with Jessup?” Coryo asked, as Y/N walked to her twin. 
“Wh…Why? You think I ought to build up strength so I can strangle him?” Lucy Gray asked. “Not exactly my forte.” 
“We might have a chance to help you.” Coryo explained. “To make some suggestions to the Gamemakers. We might even be able to get the audience to send you gifts in the arena. Food and water to keep you going. You just have to sing again to win people over.”
“I don’t sing when I’m told to. I sing when I have something to say. Besides, I've seen the arena. There’s nowhere to hide. What’s the point? The guards say you get money if you get more people to watch and you two say you wanna help me. Which is it?”
“Both.” Coryo answered. Lucy Gray noticed the way he looked at her food and offered him some. “Uh… No, thank you.”
“I saw you staring. Please. Always thought there was plenty of food in the Capitol.”
“You know, one time, during the war, I ate a whole jar of pasta just to stop the pain in my stomach.”
“And how was it?”
“Pasty.” Coryo laughed, making Lucy Gray laugh as well.
Lucy Gray’s laugh quickly stopped as she looked around at the other tributes. “That little one. She’s so sweet. So young. Something about her reminds me of my cousin Maude Ivory. I can’t stand to think about them without me like this.”
“I’m sorry.”
“You seem like a good man Coriolanus Snow, and Y/N Crane seems like a good young lady. Sure would have been nice to meet the two of you under different circumstances.”
“One of your shows maybe.”
“Yeah.”
“We all could’ve had a drink or two. I could have watched you two dance while I play a song. “Like we had all the time in the world.” Lucy Gray was cut off by the sound of a scream. They both looked over and saw Arachne with glass in her throat, in Y/N arms, as she cried for help. Coryo’s blood ran cold as he heard your pleads of help, and the pain in her voice.
“Somebody help! Please!” Coryo heard her yell and went running to Y/N. As he got closer he heard the gunshots and saw Brandy fall to the ground. He was about to get to Y/N when a Peacekeeper held him back. “Let me go! That’s my girlfriend!” He yelled.
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“Sister…” Arachne panted.
“Sh, save your breath.” Y/N cried. Arachne gasped as her body went lifeless. “No! No! Arachne!” Y/N yelled, trying to wake her sister up, as she felt someone pulling her up and away from her dead twin. “No! No! Get off of me!”
“Love, I need you to get up.” Coryo breathed, gently lifting her away from her sister. 
“Coryo,” Y/N breathed, when she realized who it was, lifting her up, and melted into his touch.
“I’m so sorry love, but she’s gone.” Y/N tried to say something, as she turned to look at him, but no words came out as she choked on her tears. “I’m so sorry my love.” Coryo pulled away to look at her, putting his hands on her shoulders making her flench away in pain, letting out a small yelp. “What’s wrong? Are you hurt?” Coryo asked, looking at her shoulders. He sucked in his breath as he saw a piece of glass sticking out of her shoulder with blood all around it. 
“Coryo…” Y/N struggled through tears. “My shoulder hurts.”
“I know, love. She must have gotten you too. Come on. Let’s get you to a doctor.” Coryo ordered, holding her close to him as he walked to the doctor that had showed up. “They got her too!” He ordered as they got to the doctors. 
A doctor started to come over to her as the other doctors pulled Arachne’s dead body in the ambulance. Y/N gasped in a strangled sob as she saw her sister.
“Where is she hurt?” The doctor asked, as she got to them.
“Her left shoulder.” Coriolanus replied. The doctor looked at it and frowned. “Will she be okay?”
“She’ll be fine. It’ll probably hurt for a while.” The doctor explained, walking to the ambulance. “Follow me. I need to get the glass out.”
Y/N watched as they closed the door to the ambulance her twin was in and went running to it. “Arachne!” Y/N screamed.
“Y/N!” Coryo yelled, running after her. “Y/N come back!”
“No! Arachne!” Y/N yelled, but stopped running as the ambulance drove away.
“Love,” Coryo breathed, walking in front of her, and cupping her face in his hands, as she looked down at the ground. “Hey, look at me,” he said, gently wiping a tear off her face. “She’s gone.”
“Coryo, I’m scared.” 
“I know, my love. But I’m going to protect you. Come on, you need to get your shoulder fixed.”
“Okay,” Y/N breathed, letting Coryo walk her over to the remaining ambulance. 
When they got there Coryo sat Y/N down on the ambulance as the doctor got ready to pull the glass out. “Okay, this is going to hurt a bit.” The doctor explained, walking up to her. “It might help if you hold his hand.”
“Okay,” Y/N let out, grabbing Coryo’s hands. The doctor pulled out the glass, making Y/N flinch in pain.
“Oh man, she got it pretty deep. I’m going to have to stitch you up, dear.”
“Okay,” Y/N breathed, as the doctor got up to get what she needed. “Coryo, what am I going to do? I can’t go back. He’s going to kill me.”
“Hey, love, look at me,” Coryo ordered, wiping a tear off her cheek. “He’s not going to get you. You’re going to come home with me, and Eiran and I are going to figure something out. We’re going to protect you, okay?”
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“Coryo,” Y/N breathed, as the two were walking back to his apartment. 
“What is it my love?”
“I know she was terrible, but I still miss her. She was my sister, my twin.”
“I know my love. It’s perfectly fine that you miss her. I am so sorry about what happened.” 
“Y/N, Coriolanus,” Eiran called, running over to them, and wrapping his little sister in his arms. “Thank God you’re okay!”
“She’s gone.” Y/N cried into her brother's arms. “She’s really gone, and Father’s going to find me and kill me…”
“No he’s not.” Eiran ordered, pulling away to look at her. “He’s not going to kill you, because he’s not going to find you. Coriolanus, can she stay with you? I know that it would be hard, but I can provide you with food and money for everything.”
“Of course she can stay with us. I was taking her there right now.”
“Thank you.” Eiran breathed, pulling his sister into another hug. “Stay with Coriolanus okay? Whenever you’re out in public please don’t leave his side, unless you are with me.”
“I won’t. I promise… Eir, I’m so scared.”
“I know you are, sis.” He breathed, kissing her head. “But it’s going to be okay. You’re going to be okay. Now go with Coriolanus.”
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THE LOST BOYS. roleplay sentence starters of the 1987 film. feel free to edit according to scenario / pronouns. tw: violence, language, horror, blood.
hey, i liked that song.
how about this?
wait, that's from my era!
what's that smell?
smells like someone died.
i think you're really going to like living in [ location ].
any jobs around here?
looks like he's dead.
if he's dead can we go back to [ location ]?
this is a pretty cool place / for the texas chainsaw massacre.
have you seen a tv? i haven't seen a tv, [ name ]. you know what it means when there's no tv? no mtv.
[ name ], we are flat broke.
no running in the house!
rules! we've got some rules around here.
there are some bad elements around here.
you're telling me we've moved to the murder capital of the world?
well, let me put it this way. if all the corpses buried around here were to stand up all at once, we'd have one hell of a population problem.
read the tv guide, you don't need a tv.
excuse me, i wonder if you could help us.
we only come here to watch one thing.
i told you not to come in here anymore.
you have a generous nature. i like that in a person.
so how may i help you this evening? we have it all. the best selection in [ location ].
i look that needy, huh?
i'm at the mercy of your sex glands!
don't you have something better to do than follow me around all night?
just scoping your civilian wardrobe.
pretty cool, huh? / for a fashion victim.
listen buddy, if you're looking for the diet frozen yogurt bar, it went out of business last summer.
where the hell are you from? krypton?
i don't like horror comics.
i thought i heard something.
nobody drives this baby but me.
that's as close to town as i like to get.
noticed anything unusual about [ location ] yet?
are you guys sniffing old newsprint or something?
you think you really know what's happening here, don't you? well, i'll tell you something. you don't know shit, buddy.
we are dedicated to a higher purpose. we're fighters for truth, justice, and the american way.
there's our number on the back and pray you never need to call us.
if you want your ear pierced, i'll do it.
wanna get something to eat?
you don't have to beat me, [ name ]. you just have to try and keep up.
how far are you willing to go, [ name ]?
that's what i love about this place. you ask, and then you get.
i can never sleep with the closet door open, either. not even a crack.
don't sneak up on people like that!
how are those maggots?
you're eating maggots. how do they taste?
no hard feelings, huh?
you're one of us, bud.
[ 1st name ] wants to know what's going on. [ 2nd name ], what's going on?
bottoms up, man.
what time is it?
you need sunglasses to talk on the phone?
are you freebasing? inquiring minds want to know.
are you still in bed?
[ name ], would you do me a favor?
it's been a long time since somebody asked me out to dinner.
i'm gonna make you a sandwich.
all you do is give attitude lately.
what did you do to my dog, asshole?
you're a creature of the night, [ name ]. just like out of a comic book.
you're a vampire, [ name ]. my own [ sibling ], a goddamn shit-sucking vampire. you wait 'til mom finds out!
stay away from me, [ name ]!
you did the right thing by calling us.
you better get yourself a garlic t-shirt, buddy. or it's your funeral.
[ name ], i think we have to have a real long talk about something.
what's going on there? [ name ], i'm starting to get worried.
we should stay calm.
who's making that noise?
we've got to stick together, [ name ].
we're gonna work this out. trust me, okay?
you had me scared to death.
i can't believe you people.
can i sleep in here with you tonight?
what's happening to me, [ name ]?
we've been aware of some very serious [ creature ] activity in town for a long time.
[ location ] has become a haven for the undead.
as a matter of fact, we're almost certain that ghouls and werewolves occupy high position at city hall.
kill your brother. you'll feel better.
are we gonna have company again?
hi, i didn't hear you come in!
[ name ], what's the matter with you?
what's gotten into you tonight?
our batting average isn't terrific, is it?
if you ever want to see [ name ] again, you better come with us now.
initiation's over, [ name ]. time to join the club.
i have to talk to you. can i come up?
you drank someone's blood? are you crazy?!
why didn't you kill me last night?
what are you doing here? what do you want from me?
i got connections.
i don't want you going down there.
if something happens down there, i won't have the strength to protect you.
chill out, [ name ].
where did you say you met these guys?
we're on the right trail. flies and the undead go together like bullets and guns.
this isn't funny.
i'm not kidding! they're coming to the house as soon as it gets dark!
i better get cleaned up, then.
they'll be coming for all of us.
i say we terminate them right now.
you missed, sucker.
holy shit! it's the attack of eddie munster!
you afraid to face me, [ name ]?
don't let them see me like this.
nothing's changed.
has everyone gone crazy? what's the matter with all of you?
is everybody okay?
how much do you think we should charge them for this?
one thing about living in [ location ] i never could stomach. all the damn vampires.
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hi frank, i just had a really scary nightmare. can you cheer me up?
Sure! Here's a list of the very few things I know for sure to be true (this is just off the top of my head):
You can always get a great burger at Joe's, on the corner of 34th and 8th in Manhattan.
You can never be too cool to go to elementary school.
Police officers do not have the option of giving you a ticket for murder.
Within the next few years, you can probably buy a large cup of blueberry-flavored yogurt.
Somebody out there is grinding TV spinoffs into a fine powder for free distribution, which may be the very best thing that has ever happened to humanity.
For the same reason, somebody will someday have to make a porn parody of "Sesame Street," and this will probably be the best thing that has ever happened to humanity as well.
Neil deGrasse Tyson was right. When we finish ridding the universe of "In a galaxy far, far away" puns, "An entire universe of creatures kiss" will follow.
Instead of those obnoxious songs that we've all been called, we are in fact more like one big family with an infinite number of cousins separated by only a handful of years, all of whom have interesting things to say.
In the next few years, we will discover a way to stretch jokes further than they were intended to be stretched, and turn a few old running gags into a good dozen.
I'm sure I could come up with more if I only thought about it a little longer.
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Chapter Five of the Miracle Aligner series
Jennie's POV
"Can you believe his audacity?" "I'll be dreaming about it you lucky duck." My best friend Maggie aluminates while swatting my arm, then feigning annoyance, she continues. "I can't believe you were about to reject him yesterday." Maggie twirls her fingers into the trim of my sheets as she kicks her feet absentmindedly, lounging on my bed. I swivel in my chair to survey her from my desk. "Shut up M." I say, rolling my eyes comically. "Please show me a picture." She begs, ignoring my complaints with a pout. I shake my head, "Don't have one." "Give me his last name then, I'll find him." She raises her brow, hoisting up her phone, thumbs at the ready. "Turner." I shrug nonchalantly, turning to refocus on my desk mirror, wiping residue makeup from my face.
After several moments of unusual silence, I curiously peek at my friend. Taking her in, I notice her stretched mouth and eyelids. "What is it?" I question, turning to fully regard her frozen appearance.
"You're fucking with me Jen." Her astounded face now looks up from her phone to me, stern and humourless. "Why would I be?" I pause, "Let me guess, ‘Alex Turner's’ an axe murder?" I spin away from her appalled expression, quietly giggling to myself. Didn't Mickey say he was famous or something?
"This man right here?"
I shift my head back to Maggie's stony features, as she props her phone directly in front of me. Glancing down at the screen, I immediately recognize the man who consumed the search results. Thin, brunette, holding a guitar - the resemblance was uncanny. Frowning, I snatch the phone from her hands and begin to scroll through the Google images. They were all him, "Alex Turner."
As I scroll, Maggie picks up my phone to temporarily pause our playing shuffle of music. Suddenly, my speaker echoes with a dark bass. The guitar's carnal sound is so distinguishable, that I shoot to my feet. My arm harshly thrusts my hand into my hair, while the other still clutches Maggie's phone. "No." I basically shout. I knew this song...
"You slept with the lead singer of the Arctic Monkeys," Maggie states rather rhetorically. "No," I mutter nonsensically under my breath, and then I'm gagged by the gravelly voice that vibrates through my speaker. 
"Have you got colour in your cheeks?" 
Maggie's screams fill my apartment. "No frickin way!!" She jumps in circles, completely delighted while the music hollows me at my core.
"Crawlin' back to you, ever thought of callin' when you've had a few? Cause I always do. Maybe I'm too, busy bein' yours to fall for somebody new. Now, I've thought it through. Crawlin' back to you."
I practically tremble as his voice incites memories from our night together. I play it cool in front of him, but I'm just as shaken; desperate to see him.
His haunting music blares and my ears are ringing. "Sounds familiar huh?" Maggie nudges my shoulder with an evil smirk, amused by my look of horror. "Oh come on! People who find out they've fucked a celeb are typically happier than this." Maggie comments with a cackle.
Bringing Maggie's phone back into view, I scan his photos again. This time, his stature carried a different weight. The mystery and intrigue has now been replaced by an unnerving feeling. It's almost intimidating to look at him. This highly successful, attractive man, made a colossal living off of writing evocative songs about his sex life. Oh god. This isn't good. Not just cause I've made a fool of myself - not knowing who he was - but because I'm actually feeling jealous of the anonymous woman he wrote this song about.
"The nights were mainly made for sayin' things that you can't say tomorrow day."
With that, I toss Maggie's phone aside and swiftly pluck mine from her grip, pausing the song. "Hey, maybe now I can get discounted tickets." She laughs, dismissing my tortured expression. "Maybe I'd get them for free." Maggie nudges me again, her brows quirking suggestively and I shove her. "Don't be a bitch." "I'm trying not to be, but you've got to be the stupidest girl in the world." She boosts, flailing her arms as she laughs hysterically. "There's no way I'm gonna let you back out of that date now." She declares, pointing her finger directly to my nose. "I can already tell that's what you're thinking, you commitmentphob." "I am not a commitmentphob!" I exclaim rather pathetically. Maggie gives me a once-over before shaking her head. "Just think," she beams, "You could have songs written about you babe." Maggie's smirk envelops her face as she rambles, and I zone out.
I seem to be experiencing some sort of delayed 'starstruckness.' I grimace while replaying all my interactions with Alex. From the moment we locked eyes and I mocked him, to the moment I left his bed at dawn. I've really outdone myself this time, maybe he'll write about that.
I huff and slump back into my chair. "I'll go," I state, and obviously Maggie understands I mean the date as she cheers. "But," I instantly hear Maggie howl a groan. "I won't take it any further, he's just..." "'Just' what, you freak." Maggie bites. "Complicated, now." I trail off, head hung low. "And I don't want a song written about me."
"'Now' huh? So you would want to be with him if he wasn't rich and famous?" She scoffs. "You're insane," she finishes grumpily.
"How about you respect your friend's decision and shut the fuck up M." I counter, snapping my head to squint at her.
"Whatever, we both know you want him."
"No, I don't.' "Yes, you do, Ms. Turner." "No-" "I could do this all day, really Jen, but unfortunately, I have a long-term boyfriend that needs attending to." She smirks smugly before frolicking out of my room.
“See ya," she sing-songs. "See ya," I reply flatly, later mumbling, "Dickhead." "Love you too!" She yells as the door slams behind her and I let out a hefty, exasperated sigh. This is just one huge mess.
Promptly, an audible “bing” distracts me from my overwhelming thoughts. Speak of the devil.
12:38 a.m. Alex Alexander: Tomorrow, 5 pm, Wilket Creek.
My lips part slightly as I assess Alex's unsolicited text. I shortly contemplate my reply.
12:43 a.m. Me: A strange man invites you to a park in the middle of the winter, what would you do?
12:44 a.m. Alex Alexander: I'd say yes love, as should you.
I grin at my screen, deliberately waiting a few minutes before responding, a tactic Alex clearly didn't care about using.
12:56 a.m. Me: Sugar, has no woman ever told you that the woods aren't exactly an ideal date spot? Have they lived to tell the tale?
I snicker at my own text for a while before clicking send. I pause, noting how I'm literally at the edge of my seat, practically giggling and kicking my feet at texts from a guy, a guy I swore to cut out of my life.
Fuck, let's be real, I wouldn't be going on this date if I was serious about ditching him.
"Bing!" My eyes pop from the ground to my phone, and I wince at my pitifully eager reaction.
1:00 a.m. Alex Alexander: No, unfortunately, you will be the first to experience such a date. But I can give you a referral if you'd like. 
I scoff a little too aggressively. As if I would want to talk to one of his many exes. Composing myself, I respond cooly.
1:02 a.m. Me: Cheeky💋
1:02 a.m. Alex Alexander: Very. And impatient.
1:05 a.m. Me: Why? What are you anticipating Turner?
1:05 a.m. Alex Alexander: Dinner? Sex?
1:07 a.m. Me: In the woods? Sounds kinky Alexander, I think I like it.
1:08 a.m. Alex Alexander: Good. I did plenty of research on what Canadian women like.
I guffaw at his message.
1:10 a.m. Me: Yes, of course, we Canadians love our forests. Excellent deduction.
1:10 a.m. Alex Alexander: Thank you Red. Can't wait to see you.
I feel my skin burning. I read over his text multiple times before responding.
1:16 a.m. Me: Can't wait for the sex part huh?
A minute later, those three dots bounce on my screen as he hesitantly replies. It disappears once before appearing again, taking my breath away.
1:21 a.m. Alex Alexander: Just say you miss me Darling.
My thumbs tetter over my keyboard. Typing out those three words then deleting them.
1:33 a.m. Me: See you tomorrow Alexander.
Chapter six
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(Answering @badwolfwho1's questions for this character ask game; one of four.)
Buffy
5 What's the first song that comes to mind when you think about them?
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There's a chapter of my big Buffy fanfic that is partly named after this song!
21 If you're a fic writer and have written for this character, what's your favorite thing to do when you're writing for this character? What's something you don't like?
Favorite thing: having Buffy think about Kendra and be upset about Kendra’s death in post-S2 fics.  (Meeting Kendra should be such a pivotal moment in Buffy’s life! It’s both the moment she first accepts that being a Slayer is more than just “a job” and rather a fundamental part of who she is, and the first moment she gets to meet somebody else who is like her (“not the only freak”).  Kendra’s death should, equally, be utterly devasting for Buffy.  Not only did the one other girl in all the world die, but she did so because of a series of mistakes Buffy herself made and, because Buffy had to make a deal with Spike to protect Giles, she didn’t even allow herself the opportunity to avenge her!
In actual canon, however, Buffy mentions Kendra exactly once in an episode Kendra doesn’t appear in (in Becoming Part 2). Just a single line of dialogue in the first episode after Kendra’s death and never again after that (not even when she runs into the vampire who murdered Kendra). Who wouldn't want to fix that? 
Something I don’t like: people writing fic in which they pretend Buffy wasn’t ever really in love with Angel, or that she doen’t really love her mother.  Not only is the show itself very clear about this, but it is a huge part of who Buffy is as a person.  Buffy/Spike and Buffy/Faith make no sense except in the context of Buffy having once loved a vampire who lost his soul and she had to send to hell; a teenage Buffy who doesn’t care about her mother’s approval and an adult Buffy who doesn’t still miss her mother terribly are just not recognizable to me as the character we actually see on the show. You don't have to personally like Bangel as a ship or think Joyce is a good mother to appreciate this, and I think if you have Buffy say otherwise you are just projecting your own opinions about the show onto her in a fairly boring and lazy way.    
24 What other character from another fandom of yours that reminds you of them?
Not really a fandom I’ve ever been active in as such (although I liked the Greg Weisman directed cartoon a lot as a kid and I’m still slightly bitter about how it was cancelled) but Spider-Man has always seemed the most obvious inspiration for Buffy as a character? I mean, Buffy’s a wisecracking, pun-loving teenage superhero (whose exact strength and powers vary as the plot demands), one who mostly fights alone and who has to hide her abilities from her family members and work a series of low-wage and low-status jobs rather than take personal advantage of her powers, largely because of her belief that having the abilities she does gives her the responsibility to protect people.
(And, while realistically it would be absurd to think nobody in history had ever thought of the joke before, I’ll admit I was slightly perturbed recently to stumble on a clip of the old animated Spider-Man series from the 1990s in which Peter Parker makes the exact same “mythtaken” pun as Buffy does in A New Man only a few years later.)
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Thought that came to me out of a clear blue sky…Little Shop of Horrors roleswap au. 
Same setup at the beginning, but it’s Audrey who impulse-buys the Strange and Interesting Plant (which she probably names Seymour the Second), cares for it, and discovers its…unusual dietary needs (maybe instead of bandaids, she covers the wounds on her hands by wearing gloves more often, apparently as a fashion statement. Or maybe she chalks it up to Orin.) Success comes to the shop, with Audrey being the one to get radio interviews and sudden acclaim (boosting her confidence somewhat, but only convincing Seymour even more firmly that he could never ask her out. She was always too beautiful for him, and now with this influx of cash she’s going to end up a lady, so how could somebody like him have any chance? If only he knew…)
Once the plant begins to talk, it convinces her to kill Mushnik first, by highlighting how mean he is to Seymour after that boy’s done nothing but slave for him all his life in exchange for scraps of scraps. She tells herself that she’s going to confront him first, and only if she can’t make him see reason will she use the derringer in her purse, but inevitably… 
I want to preserve the “I can off this guy by staying in the chair” moment, but obviously Mushnik doesn’t use nitrous oxide recreationally…right now I’ve got it down to a choice between a sudden heart attack where Audrey just…doesn’t call an ambulance, or else he’s eating during their conversation (to show how little mind he pays to requests to treat Seymour better), and she conspicuously fails to Heimlich him when he chokes. 
In the aftermath of Mushnik’s death (which of his two assistants did he leave the shop to? I’m not sure yet), Audrey does her best to help Seymour through his tangled emotions, assuaging his guilt at not being as sad as he should be by pointing out that Mushnik was never as nice to him as he should have been, after all. This culminates in an impulsive kiss that breaks the tension between them into an open declaration of love…which Orin just happens to overhear. 
He corners her later that evening, more angry than she’s ever seen him (and we all know that’s saying something), but unfortunately for him he made the mistake of staging his jealous little rage in the flower shop, so when she bats her eyes and calls him “Doctor” and explains that the plant has some spines on the front, so if they make love with her back against it surely that will show him just how sorry she is…well, Suppertime indeed. 
From there things can run pretty much the same as the original, to whichever version of the ending you prefer. Now, let’s talk songs! 
Most of them can be kept pretty much the same, with at most some shuffling around parts and re-writing lyrics. “Suddenly Seymour” can even keep its title phrase, with the lyrics being shifted to be about Audrey convincing Seymour that he’s someone worth paying attention to. The only real sticking point is “Somewhere That’s Green”. Since Audrey, as our new main character, will be getting the likes of “Grow for Me” and “The Meek Shall Inherit”, it seems only fair that Seymour, having been moved to the position of Love Interest, should get the Love Interest Song. But it can’t be as simple as moving some pronouns around–a guy wishing for the woman he’s interested in to be a parody of a 50s housewife has a different vibe from a woman wishing to be one herself. It’s a little too unsympathetic, especially now that Seymour isn’t even the murderer. But then what do we do with it? With Audrey being the one leading the way to financial success, is the song now about Seymour’s secret, socially-deviant desire to become a malewife?
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Imagine: You're Eddie's best friend, and you develop a crush on his uncle, but Eddie thinks that you have a crush on him. (Don't worry, it's purely one-sided. I mean, we've all been there, right? Or is it just me who has a little crush on Wayne?)
You aren't sure how it happened or even why it happened. All of a sudden you started spending more time around him because of your friendship with Eddie. It was so wrong, you knew it, but you couldn't help yourself. You just hoped that Eddie wouldn't hate you. You had to tell him though, he had become your best friend since he joined the party after what happened over spring break and you couldn't keep the truth from him. He always seemed to know when you were lying anyways.
"What's with that face?" Eddie asked. "Was the song really that bad?"
"What? No, it was really good. Who was the song for?" You asked with a grin.
"Who says the song was for anyone?" Eddie asked with a blush.
"Your face for one," you replied.
They were hanging out in his room at the Munson house as Eddie had wanted to borrow your ear for a song he had written. He's had this house for months now but for some reason he still looked out of place and uncomfortable. Maybe it was because he was still getting used to the fact that he was no longer living in a trailer or maybe because it was given to him by the same people responsible for the Upside Down. You wondered if he searches the room for bugs every night before he goes to bed.
"How about we deal with the fact that there's something bothering you? Come on, Teddy!" Eddie exclaimed.
You rolled your eyes at the nickname. He thought it was cute to call you that since his name was Eddie. He had wanted your names to rhyme, but since your names were nowhere close to rhyming, he decided to give you a new one.
"That's not my name!" You said in a sing song voice.
"Don't avoid the question!" He exclaimed, copying your tone.
"Okay! Fine, I'll tell you!" You exclaimed as he put his guitar away and got comfortable on the bed, his legs swinging in the air. "You have to promise not to hate me, okay?"
"Dude, I would never hate you! Not for anything. If you're telling me you murdered somebody then just me where we are going to bury the body," Eddie replied and paused. "You didn't, did you? Because if you did, I am totally throwing you under the bus. I am not getting set up for that shit again."
"Eddie, I didn't fucking kill anyone. Jesus," you said and muttered under your breath. "I have feelings. . ."
"Oooh! You have a crush! Come on, tell Daddy everything!" Eddie exclaimed.
"Ew, never call yourself that again!" You exclaimed and sighed heavily. "I just don't know how this happened!"
"Relax, youngling, this happens to everyone. You are not the exception," Eddie said grinning.
"Stop loving this," you glared at him.
"In the history of our friendship, you have never mentioned being interested in anyone," he replied.
"It's just that I know nothing will ever happen with this person and it came so suddenly, so unexpectedly that I was afraid you wouldn't want to be friends with me anymore if you knew."
"Why wouldn't I want to be friends with you anymore?" He asked.
"Because it's someone you know very well," you replied, biting your lip.
"Oh. OH! Oh, no!"
"Yeah."
"Oh, sweetheart, I would never hate you or stop being friends with you for that. I am very flattered and also, very gay. Also, I'm dating Steve. Ugh, he's going to hate me for telling you without him," Eddie said. "Shit, this is awkward. I am sorry, did I lead you on? What did I do? Is it the daddy thing? It's the daddy thing."
"OH, would would you just stop?!" You exclaimed. "I know you're gay. I have since the night you got really drunk and wrote an entire song about Steve’s ass. I mean, I knew you had a crush on him but I didn't know you were dating him. Anyways, the crush isn't on you."
"Oh," he said, sounding a little disappointed and then he scowled. "Is it Steve? Because he's mine, you can't have him. I don't share my food and I don't share my boyfriends. Well, okay, I love you a lot. So, I guess for you I'll share him. You can have him one week out of the month but the rest of the time is mine, okay?"
"Oh, for the love of - it's not Steve either, Edward!" You yelled at him.
"Okay. . .who is it?" Eddie asked, confused now.
You screamed into his pillow and then sat up.
"Your uncle has very pretty eyes!" You blurted.
"My - my uncle?!" Eddie exclaimed, choking on his saliva and then he burst into laughter.
"This isn't funny, Eddie!" You groaned into your hands.
"It's a very funny! You want to be my aunt! You want to give me little blue eyed flannel wearing cousins!" Eddie exclaimed. "You want to share a last name with my uncle!"
"I am never telling you anything ever again," you sighed and rolled your eyes.
"Oh my God, imagine a little tiny trucker hat and a little tiny coffee mug. Of course, as the cousin of your fat little baby I would have to make its own tiny guitar. Maybe write baby's first guitar on the body," Eddie said with a gasp.
"I am NOT having a baby with your uncle," you said, blushing.
"You don't entirely hate the idea, though," Eddie said tilting his head at her and the pursed his lips. "I'm gonna tell him."
"Eddie Munson, you will NOT!" You yelled at him.
The sound of the front door opened, and heavy footsteps could be heard from the hallway. You slapped a hand over his mouth, your eyes wide, and Eddie then proceeded to lick your hand. You yelped and pulled your hand back, glaring. You heard voices coming from the kitchen, and they got closer to Eddie's closed bedroom door. . . There came a knock.
"Eddie, I found your boy wandering around outside, is Teddy also staying for dinner? The more the merrier," Wayne's voice floated from the door and Eddie grinned.
"UNCLE WAYNE! TEDDY WANTS TO HAVE YOUR BABIES!"
"GODDAMNIT, EDDIE, I HATE YOU."
THUMP.
"Good lord," Wayne sighed.
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💙 Song Unwritten by Kytrin, Mslead
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💙 Song Unwritten
by Kytrin, Mslead
E, 94k, wangxian
Summary: Lan Wangji knew what miracles were. He'd been given one second chance for happiness already, only to have it snatched away by an enemy he could not fight -- time. Now among his husband's research, he had a chance at another one, but to seize it he would have to take matters into his own hands and fight for it. Even if that meant the fight would take him to another world. After all, Hanguang-Jun followed chaos. And when was Wei Wuxian not at the center of chaos?
Kay's comments: Wow, what an absolute incredible story! What an epic! And features stunning fanart as well! I binged the entire story over a weekend, because I could hardly tear my eyes away, I was so hooked on it. So, we have parallel universes here. In the original universe, Wei Wuxian dies and his soul gets destroyed, leading to Lan Wangji deciding that he would rather nope out of that reality than spend an eternity without Wei Wuixian by his side. So, he transmigrates into another reality where he merges with his 10-year-old self who just died of a qi deviation. That reality is very different. Lan Qiren was murdered by Madam Lan and Qingheng-Jun is out of seclusion and leading the sect as a tyrant on par with Wen Ruohan. There is a also a Yiling Wei Sect! A sect of demonic cultivators which is led by Wei Wuxian's parents, who are alive! And the Wei Wuxian of this world even has two younger siblings, which I absolutely adore, because Wei Wuxian would be the best big brother in the world and he is! In this reality, Lan Wangji goes to the Wei Sect to attend lectures and makes it his mission to woo the Wei Wuxian of this world, but due to Qingheng-Jun's everything, there is little trust between the Weis and the Lans. BTW, the CQL meets MDZS tag of the authors is less about different characters from the dimensions meeting each other and more about, one of those realities has Yin Iron and the other doesn't. There were so many creative ideas in this story that I hadn't seen in another story before and I already know that I'm going to re-read it again and again. It was just so good!
Excerpt: "Didi you are alive!" Lan Huan exclaimed tearfully, and Lan Zhan's heart ached at both the sight of his brother's young face and the tears in his eyes. In all of this, he had hardly dared to see his brother again, but he was there! He grunted a little as he was abruptly pulled into a tight hug. "I thought you were dead!" Lan Huan sobbed into his shoulder, "You were so still and I could not feel your breath at all!" He scrubbed his face as he pulled back and leveled that concerned frown that Lan Zhan had so missed at him, "What are you doing sitting up? You should be resting!" "He has lessons." Their father rumbled, and Lan Zhan's eyes widened a little when a look of outrage flashed across his brother's face. "Fuqin please!" He protested, "It was because of your constant lessons that he qi deviated in the first place! He is only ten! And it was only a few moments ago I thought he'd really died! You cannot truly want him to have lessons again before he has recovered even a little!"
temporary character death, canon-divergence, angst with a happy ending, implied/referenced child abuse, lan wangji/wei wuxian get a happy ending, good sibling lan xichen, bad parent qingheng-jun, pov lan wangji, pov wei wuxian, fix-it of sorts, transmigrator lan wangji, parallel universes, time travel, yiling laozu wei wuxian, yiling wei sect, cangse sanren/wei changze, references to depression, graphic depications of violence, sunshot campaign, good sibling wei wuxian, somebody lives/not everybody dies, angst, fanart
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floating-in-the-blue · 2 months
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Thank you for the questions, my darling!!! <3
🌵 ⇢ share the link to a playlist you love
I don't make playlists for fics very often (only three so far and one of them not for one of my own fics) but I have started one for my unpublished wip "Luke & the Phantoms" to see which kind of music Luke would make after his friends die (i.e. angrier and more depressed) but also once he finds Willie (angsty love songs).
The playlist isn't sorted in any way because I just throw things in there when they catch my ear but I'm still happy with the cover ;D
🕯️ ⇢ on a scale from 1 to 10, how much do you enjoy editing? why is that?
XD Anyone who's ever had the misfortune to talk about this topic with me knows that I am weirdly passionate about editing so on the days the brain fog isn't interfering too much: 10
My editing brain is usually more reliable than my writing brain which seems to rely too much on the muse and the stars and whatever else obscure thing. Editing scratches the problem solving part of me and I love working on the details, changing a word here, changing the order of two sentences, adding a dialogue beat until it clicks.
🥑 ⇢ you accidentally killed somebody, which mutual(s) do you text for help?
I've already answered that @nuandia would probably be my first choice because she's nearest (in the same time zone truly helps) but on further thought, it's probably not a good idea to text anyone about a murder.
🍅 ⇢ give yourself some constructive criticism on your own writing
Ugh ... okay, apart from the established 'think twice before using an exclamation mark' I've noticed that I'm holding back a lot in my writing when it comes to emotional scenes. I mean, I've always been more of an understatement girl but thanks to the fatigue et al, I've started to just hide from writing anything that gets (me) too emotional and although I'm not unhappy about the things I've written and am writing, I still think I'm loosing something by not stretching those writing muscles anymore. Take me Through the Storm being the only exception here.
Writing jatp is the first time that I very much visualise what is happening because I can imagine it so well, which leads to me paying a lot of focus on conveying who does what (he smiles, he chuckles, he clears his throat) and less on what's happening inside of the characters. Again, that's not bad per se but it's simplified my writing in some way.
On the other hand, I have become so much better at writing scenes that involve more than two characters so that's good ;D
Writers Truth & Dare
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Shayne and Amanda Play FNAF Starters !
Taken from the Smosh Games' video, Our First Time Playing Five Nights at Freddy's! Some of these have already been edited. You can change them however you see fit! 
“Recently, we convinced them that the entire premise of Five Nights at Freddy’s was a true story that happened in the eighties.” 
“What? So we’re going on this road with no map?”
“What a shitty office… Is this our office?”
“There’s a don’t poop on the floor.” 
“I feel like I can’t breathe, ya know?”
“So, they will kill you if they see you but…”
“Okay, but this is actually fucking scary, man.”
“This is so fucked up. Why do we like to fuck ourselves over?”
“I don’t like this guy. He knows we’re about to get fucked over.”
“Are you trying to fucking kill us, dude?”
“We got three hours left!”
“Okay, I’m just gonna shut that. We’re good. We’re good.”
“We’re definitely playing this on a little bit of easy mode because we’re both babies.”
“Don’t cry. We cannot cry right now.”
“Yeah, you’re right. We cannot cry.” 
“Is she wearing a bib? Is she a baby?!”
“If they have a bib on? We’re fucked.”
“If this is a baby coming after us then we’re fucked.” 
“(Name)! Go! Away!”
“I don’t know why you like just being in this room and waiting for the inevitable.”
“I’m not gonna go out there!”
“That’s what you’re gonna do in a horror movie.”
“They’re a creepy little bitch.”
“Don’t ever say that. When people say that, we die.”
“I literally now know what you’re like in a horror movie.”
“I actually hate this guy. He gives me no comfort.”
“Well, you thought they were annoying, now they’re dead.”
“This is all entirely true.”
“No, no, no. It’s fine. Let’s go back — Let’s double check.”
“You want to experience dying?!”
“Their neck is broken, that’s for sure.”
“Okay, so (Name)’s back to their bullshit right there.”
“You’re gonna get us killed. You’re gonna get us slashed.”
“I don’t want to get killed by (Name).”
“(Name) sing us a song.” 
“Morale, (Name), morale.” 
“I think you’re creating lore right now which is fine. Go ahead.”
“I can’t, I’m too scared.”
“I am simply too scared.” 
“They’re probably starving from being on their feet all night.”
“I’m not even gonna tell you the controls. I’m just gonna let you have fun.”
“Okay, that bitch is in the kitchen.”
“It’s fine. Everything’s gonna be fine, you got this!”
“(Name) trust. Just trust.”
“No, there’s always somebody in that hallway.”
“(Name)’s not really doing shit this time.”
“That’s some lore that I don’t know.”
“You need to ask me before we open a door.”
“You’re gonna get us fucking murdered, (Name).”
“We have to decipher this language.”
“I don’t think that’s the case. I think everything’s trying to kill us.”
“There wasn’t anyone in the hallway.”
“We should promote this so more people know about it!”
“I told you! What did I tell you? I told you!”
“We’re bad on both sides.”
“Okay? Creepy as fucking lullaby.”
“No, I don’t think that’s gonna work. I think we just have to hope.”
“Yeah! We’re gonna go get blitzed now!”
“That’s my theory. That’s my game theory.”
“I give us thirty seconds.”
“Don’t say this.”
“I don’t know, it’s been a bit since I watched Markiplier play them but, uh…”
“Here’s the thing, this was an adventure.”
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