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notstilinski · 6 months
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Burrow's End Starters !
Taken from the first episode (The Red Warren) of Dropout's Dimension 20's latest series, Burrow's End! Some of these have already been edited. You can change them however you see fit! There may be some light spoilers present!
That was so good. That felt really, really good. 
Hi, I am (Name). I am small, and I'm (Name). That's my real name.
British people are always lying. 
Hey. (Name). What's going on, baby?
Perfect. It's like we don't feed you, but we do.
I was eavesdropping. 
Eyes? Eyes on me?
Wonderful. It's so good that we're all together and secure.
I think (Name) is like the sun. People are just drawn to them and pull up under a sunbeam and…
Well, you know me. Fearful is a sort of default, so perhaps.
Trust me, I wouldn't be where I am right now without you. I'm not going anywhere.
Let's breathe together. Slow it down. You are safe. Do not let the fear drive you.
Okay! I'm not going to not do it. You don't have to throw this energy at me.
I had to teach them that there's more than fear. 
You know, we have to laugh together to get through these very dark times, and going together is better than going alone.
Thank you so much for taking the time to do this, (Name). This is incredibly kind.
You know, (Name) was asking about you the other day.
Big "'cause I said so" energy.
You're a good person. You're a good person, (Name). 
I just think it's time for us to stop worrying about others protecting us, and worry about protecting ourselves.
I'm scared, aren't you scared?
I mean, it's all bad out there, really.
They should know! It's a shitty situation. The world is fucked, I tell you!
We don't have to move, 'cause we can fight them!
This is awkward, and I'm sad I was here.
Don't threaten (Name) with emotional damage.
I forgot, I forgot, I forgot. I'm sorry, I forgot.
Yeah, you're so close to death.
You seem very anxious, (Name). Is something the matter?
This is making me sad and scared.
(Name) up making notes from everything they heard. Like the Charlie Day meme of the board. 
What's happening right now is this. We're all going to stay together, because we're a family.
The monster's coming.
How did you know something bad was happening? How did you find out?
Where are you, (Name)? (Name)!
Stay. Stay here.
You gave them names as you were eating them.
They just yells cult shit at you, and you feel a little bit better about what's happening.
No, don't do that. Don't do that, don't do that. No, no, don't do that.
No, I've got to protect my family. 
There's no hiding from this. There's no hiding from (Name). 
(Name), get the fuck down here!
We! Are! Surviving!
Did we ever get candy? We never got candy. 
They never, ever, ever gave us anything.
Everyone was doing what they had to do to survive, and that is understandable, but I owe you all an apology.
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hime-memes · 1 year
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                        * Loey Lane YT Comment Starters *
Because I love scaring the heck out of myself at midnight, and enjoy viewing creepy content in general ... below are some of the more light-hearted comments from various Loey Lane youtube videos !
As always: These have been modified for cohesive and sensical use. Feel free to change anything within these that you see fit to make it work for your muse & the receiver’s muse !
Recommended For:  Any muses/plots/timelines.
Trigger Warnings For: Supernatural / death mentions, swearing, drug use, slight innuendo.
“ I'm sorry but the guy in the abandoned camp just going "uh oh" at a dark figure is the most relatable thing I've seen. “ “ Hope someone does this for me when I’m a ghost ! “ “ I despised it so I wanted you to see it too. “ “ Ghost really said, ‘ excuse you sir, I’m shitting ! ‘ “ “ She's so brave, I could NEVER go outside in the night to check out some creepy sounds. “ “ The amount of people who don't know that foxes and deer scream is astounding. “ “ Dude, the fact that her reactions are immediate ‘ nope ‘ -- makes me chuckle every time. “  “ Safe to say anything that sounds like an old man growling - is probably safe to say is not Casper ... It could be an extremely homophobic ghostie though. “  “ ‘ 27 Paranormal TikToks you should NOT watch at night...’ me, alone in my apartment at 11pm, clicking so fast I knock my water bottle over. “  “ This is 100% a Malevolent Spirit. “ “ She is so calm with all of this ... like, damn, I would have burned the whole house down ! “ “ Just so you know those ‘ man groans ‘ are angry bobcat noises … which is honestly even more concerning. What could be making it angry !? “ “ The ghost was just like ' wtf is this thing you left me ? ', sniffs phone, ' should I touch it ? ' ? “ “ Hey, the Appalachian mountains are actually incredibly fun ! Sure there's old spirits and other ancient energies but there's also interesting plants, animals, and fungi ! Great to explore ! “ “ Christopher, ( the teenage ghost ), was surprisingly woke. Like, for a teenage boy ghost that died in the late 90s - early 2000s ? He’s kind of an icon ... “ “ Oh my god,  if I had a Christopher I'd ask him if he'd wanna smoke a bowl with me ! “  “ ️It’s a part of Lumberjack mythology !!! “  “ Yeah, the Appalachian mountains have something in them. I don't go down past a certain point to the woods at night. I've heard screaming and a whole host of disturbing noises. “ “ That painting of the little girl is terrifying as all hell. I couldn't even look at her face, I have chills. “ “  There's a way for you to make a body decompose faster or slower to fabricate the time of death. “ “ Laughter is actually a pretty common fear/anxiety response. “  “ That ‘ shadow person ‘ looked like a dude in a dark blue hoodie with his back to the window. Also, it was VERY clean for an abandoned house in the middle of the woods ... “  “ Shadow standing in the window like:  ‘ Hi, welcome to Chili’s ! ‘ ... “ “ That shower ? - NOPE ! “ “ I'm so tired of people assuming spooky shite instead of learning about domestic history. “ “ I would never go in that last basement ... unless one of my cats was down there crying for help ! “  “ I didn’t even think of ' come closer ' ... I thought it sounded like a tuba, as if the entity was hanging around while secretly playing the tuba. “ “ Sheer fact she found a ouija board in the room says enough. “ “ Well, to me it sounds like the entity could be saying ‘ testing ! ‘ but, maybe thats just me ? “ “ Ma'am, are you aware that your basement is an entrance into Jurassic Park ? “ “ Not me watching this high asf and acting like you can hear me going, ‘ period, yasss, of courseeee, girl, MY WIG FLEW OFF ! ‘ “ “ The title kills me, just two very serious sounding mysteries, and then: Kanye West. “ “ The homestuck of ARGs ... Right. “  “ Lake City Quiet Pills will prob remain a mystery forever, so I would definitely stop talking about it.  Just saying ... If THEY spent that much to eliminate someone, they WOULD NOT have a problem doing it again. “ “ Congratulations on your bras! You deserve all the things ! “ “ I was spacing out a bit eating dinner, but you said homestuck and I zoned right the fuck in. “ “ I absolutely love how non-chalant the lady in the last TikTok is. She just comes in her living room and sees four dark entities and is like "I'm gonna go to bed." And I respect that. “ “ As someone who works with children and has blown their fair share of bubbles, two things really stand out to me ... “  “ If that was actually people sitting there - ( from what I know ) - living people don't have reflective eyes like animals. “  “ This balloon MOVED OUT OF THE WAY SO THEY COULD PASS. “  “ Rich history of bloodshed is not always conducive to being left alone if you can see things that others don’t.  “ “ The child talking to the vent, the child afraid of the other mother in her closet and that last video would have me setting my house on fire. “ “ Not to be super dismissive of the child ... but,  the child is describing Coraline. “ “ WAIT !!! Let me get my lettuce !!! -- Ok, got it ! We can start ! “  “ It just worries me how quick people jump to supernatural conclusions when it has to do with their children, because there could just be something going wrong with them. “  “ Long story short, I'm a little uncertain on the science, but if that's true, it means that the figures in the camera weren’t human. “  “ I would drop dead on site if I saw that 3 times in a row with them staring back at me. “  “ Pro Tip: 1.The farther the noise, the closer it is, 2. never whistle at night ( it attracts them ), 3. never say their name - ( traditional or local name ). “ “ That ‘ help me, somebody ! ‘ one is the biggest NOPE ever. “ “ I've heard many stories of spirits trying to lure people into the water to drown them. “ “ Demons scare women mostly. " “ ‘ Sir, with love & light ... you kind of look like chris pratt. ‘ ... I DIED ! “  “  If those girls are faking it, their mother should definitely get them in the acting. “  “ The ghost is watching this with us like, ‘ There’s not a chance we’re doing that. I don’t care what you say, I am a grown-ass adult, and so are you ‘ ! “ “ Ghosts do be crab dancing tho ... " “ Picture it: ‘ Terrifying tiktoks you should NEVER watch alone ‘ then, me alone: * presses play * “ “ The thing I don’t get about the kid in the basement is how they managed to get a kid to stand, in the dark, in a terrifying basement ! “  “ Looking back, I'm sure I looked really creepy. “ “ ‘ I think she's just .... vibing ? Ma'am this is a Walgreens ! ‘ ... I lost it. “  “ OMG love that you named your ghost ! We just named ours ' demon ' ( ikr we're so creative ) but he doesn't really do much, just the casual stuff like watching us, throwing things ( which doesn't happen very often ),  peeking into our rooms at night, walking down the hallways, giving me chills,  y'know just casual ghostie stuff ! “  “ That stick bug was a um … naked person walking on all fours. “  “ The only thing that keeps me from falling asleep, ( or, falling back asleep actually ), are my own horrifying nightmares. “  “ Your laugh at the Arby’s™ receipt ... LMFAO. “  “ I just want to know WHAT those little girls saw !!!! Their terror was pure and real. “  “ ‘ This is what my ghost does to me ! ‘ ... as if she owns the ghost. “  " That was really freaky ... I wanna watch it again. " “ You can find haunted dolls in the woods when you actually go to said woods. Take an internet break, and go see what you find. It’s really easy ! “  “ Me with any small child entity ever present in the same area as me: * Does not immediately book it and just sits calmly down waiting to see if they'll calm down because I have way too high of a parental instinct * ... My family: GIRL STOP, STOP IT YOU NEED SOME HELP THAT IS A DAMN DEAD CHILD - !!! “  “ ARE WE NOT GOING TO TALK ABOUT THE THING THAT CRAWLED TOWRDS THE MAN AS HE WAS RUNNING TOWARDS THE CHILD ????? “ “ Saw a ghost at my nan’s house once, told it to fuck off, and you know what ? HAven’t seen it since. “  “ I was given a doll that a woman was going to bury in her back yard, she never explained why. I've had her a year now. “ “ DUDE, my grandparents have that EXACT statue that the guy found in the woods. It's not originally painted, it’s just bare stone so whoever owned it hand painted it for whatever reason. “  “ The person in the bedroom looks like is using a mask and just breakdancing on the floor, lol ! “  “ Dude, the emergency sound in that video towards the end ? It hit all of my nope buttons ! “  “ Guess demons are trying to bring me to their dimension ... “ “ Hey boy, It’s us, ... your demons ! “  “ I would totally leave that little girl outside ... why she outside in the first place ?! “ 
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poohsources · 5 months
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🐝  *  ―  𝑻𝑯𝑬 𝑷𝑯𝑨𝑵𝑻𝑶𝑴 𝑶𝑭 𝑻𝑯𝑬 𝑶𝑷𝑬𝑹𝑨 𝑺𝑬𝑵𝑻𝑬𝑵𝑪𝑬 𝑺𝑻𝑨𝑹𝑻𝑬𝑹𝑺. ( all of these are taken from the song lyrics from the musical of the same name. feel free to change pronouns and adjust to your needs! )
❛  remember me once in a while — please promise me you'll try.  ❜ ❛  where in the world have you been hiding?  ❜ ❛  stories like this can't come true.  ❜ ❛  close your eyes and surrender to your darkest dreams.  ❜ ❛  and you'll live as you've never lived before.  ❜ ❛  let your darker side give in.  ❜ ❛  who was that shape in the shadows?  ❜ ❛  is this what you wanted to see?  ❜ ❛  now you cannot ever be free!  ❜ ❛  fear can turn to love, you'll learn to see.  ❜ ❛  i shall give you one last chance.  ❜ ❛  it's useless trying to appease me.  ❜ ❛  you're only saying this to please me.  ❜ ❛  if he knew the truth, he'd never, ever go.  ❜ ❛  it was an accident ... simply an accident.  ❜ ❛  why have you brought me here?  ❜ ❛  what you heard was a dream and nothing more.  ❜ ❛  i'm here, nothing can harm you.  ❜ ❛  i'm here with you, beside you, to guard you and to guide you.  ❜ ❛  promise me that all you say is true, that's all i ask of you.  ❜ ❛  you're safe, no one will find you.  ❜ ❛  all i want is freedom, a world with no more night, and you, always beside me, to hold me and to hide me.  ❜ ❛  all our fears are in the past.  ❜ ❛  why is it secret? what have we to hide?  ❜ ❛  [name], what are you afraid of?  ❜ ❛  you were once my companion, you were all that mattered.  ❜ ❛  why can't the past just die?  ❜ ❛  don't make me do this. it scares me.  ❜ ❛  we'll be parted forever, he won't let me go.  ❜ ❛  am i to risk my life to win the chance to live?  ❜ ❛  do i have any choice?  ❜ ❛  i know i can't refuse, and yet i wish i could.  ❜ ❛  don't think that i don't care, but every hope and every prayer rests on you now.  ❜ ❛  you! why did you let this happen?  ❜ ❛  but can i trust you?  ❜ ❛  i love her! does that mean nothing?  ❜ ❛  the world showed no compassion to me!  ❜ ❛  did you think that i would harm her?  ❜ ❛  why should i make her pay for the sins which are yours?  ❜ ❛  this is the choice — this is the point of no return.  ❜
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rainystarters · 6 months
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* ☔ : sentence starters inspired by lyrics and aesthetics from the third full album CHILL KILL by red velvet. ( adjust pronouns, etc. as needed. )
what brings you here all of a sudden?
glory to the incomplete.
could anything scare me?
you're so easy to make mine.
but i want to see you again.
i don't care if it hurts.
don't think about tomorrow.
forget about your sorrow.
what a chill kill.
this night is harsh.
you tamed me badly.
for you, there was only me.
was i worth it, baby?
look how i'm changed.
could i hold you once again?
i won't cry because of you.
all i need is your warmth until the end.
knock knock. open up the door.
it's so bittersweet, but i like the chase.
got a devil on my shoulder.
who's there?
leave a mark.
i'll drive you deeper.
close your eyes.
you want it more.
you can't escape my game.
you're trapped in my dream.
all i need is for you to stay.
and forever, you will sway.
they can't love you like i love you.
it's something that never existed from the start.
you can open your eyes now.
i only allow you here.
you can take your time.
it's all you.
i can't wait, babe.
what's it gonna be?
you should show me.
you're so deep in me.
you're ingrained in me.
who can love you like i love you?
the feelings i awakened, all of that is true.
i want you, no one else.
just come lay your body on me.
you can leave everything to me when you reach your limit.
you want me endlessly.
i'll dig into your heart.
you were my dream.
will i ever see you again?
nothing lasts forever.
our story is not over.
call us back.
if it's a dream, don't wake up.
remember us now.
what used to shine is gone.
the cold of the dark is like a veil.
even your hands feel cold.
cover your eyes.
don't forget it's all a dream.
it's just a nightmare.
close your eyes, make a wish.
it'll be okay soon.
it's getting blurry again.
we'll be fine.
i'll find you wherever you are.
he's standing there as if he's possessed.
my empty heart is filled with ice.
take a mouthful.
all my nights get longer.
you make me feel all this fantasy.
even my breath is white.
addiction is sweeter.
got me up all night.
one kiss.
a secret between the two of us...
the closer i get, the more curious i get.
i tell you what i like. what i want, what i don't.
what are you waiting for?
show it to me
give me something hot.
there's only one chance.
i want you now.
your eyes keep shaking.
you're going to get caught.
you're going to miss your chance.
there's never a second chance.
baby, take it slow.
you won't forget my kiss.
i'll swallow you in the moment.
make eye contact.
be quiet.
you're in a lot of trouble.
you can't pull yourself together.
i'll protect your heart.
tonight, without anyone knowing...
get ready for my kiss.
gonna lose your head.
there are things that have been decided.
you better run.
better get out of my way.
i'm a bulldozer.
i'm your poet, i'm your pain.
i'll destroy everything i can see.
what can i break?
i've never been confused.
sorry you got in my way.
no matter what night brings, sunrise will come again.
sometimes i get bruised by the wind.
there's nothing to be afraid of.
spread your wings.
heaven is open to you.
even if something's wrong, i don't care.
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yeoldemothmemes · 25 days
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Sentence Starters from my Watch Later 80
Feel free to change pronouns and adjust as needed
"We are currently mid voyage of SS NAME" "We are currently mid voyage of SS Struggle" "You also want my bone marrow?" "At least I'm not dramatic about it" "Coincidentally you are matching your coffee mug" "But first, I must bask" "Me befriending BLANK is the ultimate side quest" "I have about sixty five bins of Halloween decorations" "A box... of nothing?" "That's where I put BLANK" "Why am I like this?" "You may not like it, but this is what peak physical fitness looks like" "I need to stop lying to you all" "I'm really not beating all I own is COLOUR clothing allegations with this outfit, am I?" "I'll punch people for you if they're being mean to you" "I want to be a pretty princess" "I want to wear a ballgown" "The only stat I have is Charisma" "I hate it, and I don't want it in my room" "Here I am in full Victorian ghost child mode" "Sometimes the best stuff is what you find on the street" "I live in the middle of nowhere" "It takes forever and I don't like it" "The cat is trying to attack my feet" "I have 1am caffeine brain" "I've been doing BLANK for 10 years and one thing still scares me" "At least I don't have to make pants" "I'm gonna take a little nap because I bonked my head" "This is my one suit coat" "You came to watch my stupid ass suffer, didn't you?"
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joesmemes · 1 year
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JOHN WOLFE PLAYS BENDY && THE DARK REVIVAL STARTERS
by @weroyals
❝ I just hear [name] && think gangster. ❞
❝ I didn't know he was evil when I started reading this. ❞
❝ What crane, bro ? ❞
❝ What are you even talking about ? ❞
❝ This sucks. ❞
❝ What ? I get attacked as soon as I come out ? ❞
❝ OK. I did it. So this is what you do. ❞
❝ Engine oil ? OK. ❞
❝ Ah - ah - ah ! You didn't say the magic word ! ❞
❝ Everyone's interested in you. ❞
❝ All the ghosts from years past ? They are all interested in you ! ❞
❝ I'll admit, I'm a little crabby right now. ❞
❝ I'm gonna go get some shut - eye && come back with a bright, shiny new attitude. ❞
❝ I'm a ❛ this puppy ❜ type of guy. ❞
❝ I'm just waitin'. I'll bop you over the head as soon as you do.❞
❝ Drink some water, please. ❞
❝ This thing's got human teeth, too ! ❞
❝ It's so loud in my earphones, it makes it hard to think. ❞
❝ Don't get taken over by the ink or whatever. ❞
❝ Emergency shaft. Heheh. Shaft. ❞
❝ Stay together, but together is crossed out … && now it says DEAD ! ❞
❝ Oh wow, fucking fascinating, [name], thank you so much. ❞
❝ Look at you. It's gonna be so sad when we have to kill you. ❞
❝ Whose daughter am I ? ❞
❝ I … am gonna turn into the Joker. ❞
❝ Now you got a Stepford Wife ? Get me outta here. ❞
❝ Do you eat books ? ❞
❝ Did you write a book ? ❞
❝ I'm already bored. ❞
❝ I'm not impressed. ❞
❝ Y'all got doughnuts ? ❞
❝ She was so disappointed that all six of them died. ❞
❝ Nice Tesla coil. ❞
❝ What did he say ? ❛ I wanna die ? ❜ ❞
❝ Oh, you guys are other ones. That's so strange. ❞
❝ I don't know why. Well, I just explained why. ❞
❝ You're so stupid it's crazy. ❞
❝ No you can't, because I'm about to smack the shit out of you. ❞
❝ What are you shooting at ? ❞
❝ Sincerely, Evil. ❞
❝ Good one, [own name]. You got her. ❞
❝ You already fixed it ? You didn't even DO anything ! ❞
❝ Oh, suddenly they don't give a shit. Gotcha. ❞
❝ Havin' a little spanking on the booty. ❞
❝ How edgy. ❞
❝ You're a mistake ! ❞
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rpmemestorehouse · 1 year
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Until Dawn Real-time Fandub Starters: Part 2
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“No! I’ll be fine! I will be fine.”
“What do I usually do to get un-scared? I tell myself jokes...”
“Oh man, I feel great. This is really, this is a great idea.”
“All right you son of bitch, and by ‘you son of a bitch’ I guess I just mean the general atmosphere which just made me uneasy.”
“I should have known that saying what that thing was would have made it leave. Just like when I called my wife a bitch and she left.”
“Heyyy! I’m a funny little hand!”
“AUGH DAGNABBIT! My fricken wingers!”
“Aaaah I’m sure there’s a way to pry this open, but you know what I always hated these two fingers anyway.”
“You know, that’s the thing about sharp objects. I don’t know why we stopped carrying them around.”
“Cavemen had it right when they were like ‘oonga boonga I take sharp rocks’.”
“WOOF WOOF WOOF!”
“Why can you talk?! Why can you talk!?”
“Wow. I just - my brain needs to catch up.”
“Did I scare you?!”
“Hey do you wanna hear a Chuck Norris joke?”
“I’m gonna put this jacket on even though it might have asbestos in it.”
“My telekinesis isn’t working.”
“WAIT WAIT WAIT DON’T SHOOT DON’T-”
“Did I just kill an inanimate object?!”
“OH MY GOD HE KILLED JIMMY THE TALKING PADLOCK!”
“You know, my favorite thing about today is that nothing has happened to us yet.”
“Well, I have a key right here, and it’s called an axe.”
“You think I’m just gonna climb through a secret hole for secrets?!”
“I’m not scared at all...I’m just - I’m not scared...”
“I was getting ready to scream but I guess I’m not going to fall.”
“You know I could’ve used my two-arm perk to get in here, but, I’m being selfish.”
“Ooh we were supposed to bring our DnD dice!”
“I’m going to roll my funny dice, but you don’t have any and you will not be using mine.”
“I’m just gonna. Risky my life and, and walk along this very steep edge.”
*reading broken sign* “ ‘Dan Cliff’. This must be Dan’s Cliff! I wonder where Dan is...”
“This bath water is fucking freezing.”
“Shit, I was gonna watch my SpongeBob on there!”
“HELLO?! How did I get into a movie theater?!”
“Wh...why aren’t you scared?”
“OH NO IT’S THE NON-COPYRIGHTED CHARACTER SIGJAW!”
“Oh shit the bugs got me...”
“Looks like the banishment spell really worked after all.”
“We haven’t had a vibes incursion this bad since, the echidna incident of nineteen-aught-seven.”
“Alright, ya’ll - y’all are chill, thank you so much.”
“GOD IS THAT YOU!?”
“I hate Chutes and Ladders, this is awful.”
“Wow queen, you’re so powerful.”
“Is it hard to climb with this light in your eyes? Is it hard to climb?”
“Oh my god. I’m so happy to be here. Um, my name is [Name], I am, [Age] years old...”
“Please don’t change the channel, it hurts us.”
“I love hearing all these crazy words and sentences.”
“You think they just want to say hello?”
“Did you hear something groan? I hear groaning.”
“Thank god I leveled up my agility skill...”
“He was SAWED in TWAIN. What is wrong with you people?”
“I’M COVERED IN HIS BLOOD!”
“I would love to live in a place like this.”
“No, I’ve never been surrounded by eyeless, plastic simulacrum of human beauty, no.”
“Oh fuck - they NAKEY. THEY NAKEY.”
“I’m getting them, I’m just not laughing because they’re not funny.”
“I want to be so fucking rude to everyone.”
“THIS ACCURSED MOUNTAIN IS KILLING ME!”
“She’s asleep you gotta be quiet-”
“Hi! How do you like my mask? Is it cooolll?”
“Well you know what else sucks? Having a pair of scissors in your shoulderrr!”
“MAYBE if you embrace the VIBES, you’ll live!”
“Rude Mountain is a conflux of negativity in your world. It is the natural disposal site of bad vibes. They go there to die.”
“Your little ritual has thrown the whole world into strife.”
“I have no interest in learning your name - that’s fine, you can keep it to yourself.”
“I’m really stressed, I don’t know if you can tell.”
“Please come get me, I’m so fucking scared.”
“If were to like, punch you sort of hard it would hurt, that is how unarmored you are right now.”
“I have no respect for streamers.”
“I was in the middle of somethiiinngg!”
“Phil Spencer could walk on water...Chuck Norris could swim through land...but I...I could fly through death, bitch.”
“OH I FELL An entire...one and a half feet.”
“Nowhere to go but into the funny cave.”
“I sure hope nobody sets me on fire right about now...”
“I’m really glad you’re alive [Name] but also that’s really fucked up.”
“I’m pretty upset that he’s alive considering everything that he’s done so far.”
“Listen, none of us are leaving until we calm Rude Mountain down...by giving into the VIBES of Rude Mountain!”
“Oh [Name], you fucking moron. The vibes have taught me so much.”
“I’m fucking rude now!”
“I don’t actually know why I’m doing this, I just love violence.”
“I can see past the fourth wall! I can see the comments! They’re so happy for you, [Name].”
“You’re a parody of the real [Name]!”
“You’re smarter than I am, fuck you.”
“The ultimate rudeness: manslaughter.”
“Listen, listen - if you kill me the vibes will only take ya quicker, boyo.”
“ ‘Uh oh you’re just as bad as I am’ - shut the fuck up dude, you don’t know what the hell you’re talking about.”
“I feel like you’re just saying stuff at this point, but that’s pretty cool.”
“You know the rumor, that Cortana jacks off Master Chief in the suit?”
“Whose Mister Chief?”
“Did you hear that? It’s the vibes.”
“I’m in so much pain...”
“This is the worst vacation in the entire universe!”
“You’re on Rude Mountain, home of the vibes!”
“I wanted to be rude to people I didn’t want them to be rude to me!”
“I’m escaping I’m escaping, I’m using my funny little tricks and I’m escaping!”
“Well, good thing nobody left me behind today, or else, y’know, things might have been a little bit easier!”
“Has anybody been dissociating for the past, like, two minutes?”
“It’s alright, just sit down, just sit down.”
“It’s been a weird fucking day, that’s all I can tell you. I want to hear something normal.”
“Are you okay? You sound like you’re having a panic attack.”
“It’s not like it’s me anymore, I’m thinking in terms of ‘[Own Name] is doing this”, I don’t know what’s going on!”
“Hang on, I think someone’s outside.”
“I’m a professional loomer, AND vibe scientist!”
“You’re not ready for it: you’re weak.”
“Those funny guys you saw are the crystallization of the negative energies that people have brought up here.”
“You see a funny guy? You shoot.”
“I, I feel like I need to broaden my horizons at this point.”
“Sneakin’ up behind you~”
“Oh god the curse is getting stronger.”
“I think we should just go home honestly.”
“This mountain fucking sucks.”
“There’s so much going on inside my head you can’t even po - I can’t put it into words.”
“You ever feel like you’re in a different time and place than you are? That you like know you are, even though it feels wrong?”
“It’s okay, we can turn these vibes around!”
“I can’t kill you, you know what I know, I can’t kill you.”
“Well that was fucking awkward.”
“I’m telling - I’m telling you that the, the vibes are taking him.”
“FRIENDSHIP KICK!”
“...This picture looks like a rabbit...”
“Holy shit dog, what the fuck is wrong with you?”
“How are you feeling about everything you’ve done here?”
“They’re seeing the bounds of the universe they live in.”
“I gotta say: real, real sad what happened to ya.”
“You wake up one day, you realise the world you know is... limited, and realise that you knowin' such means you can, play with it, tug on the strings of it. You look at that world and you think yourself some sort of god, don't you, son?...Are you ready to feel the wrath of a god, kid?”
“I-I hear people laughing...what the fuck is happening?”
“I’m gonna kill the next fucking person I see, I swear to God!”
“Hello! Hi! I’m so happy to see youuu!”
“I wish I could stream but I have no opposable thumbs.”
“I’m trying to have a conversation with you, bitch!”
“At this rate, you be one of us realll soooonnn.”
“This is my friendship machete!”
“I’m completely relaxed. I’m totally okay.”
“You really ARE rude, what?”
“Sorry, a bee stung me.”
“Like, I feel like I can’t die. In fact I feel like it’s guaranteed that I’m going see this thing through to the end, so I don’t even care anymore.”
“No, it’s not that you’re getting bad, it’s that I’m getting omnipotent. That’s not your fault.”
“Don’t fucking grab me and maybe I won’t shoot you in the face.”
“Your bullets won’t change the nature of the vibes!”
“[Name] please don’t shoot me - AUGH!”
“I need to get out of here, I need to get out of here!”
“Why...does it hurt so much...”
“Do you guys get the feeling that something bad’s happening to like, other people?”
“Sewer levels are my favorite! You go in there and it’s all stinky and sometimes there’s like, sewer monsters...”
“Did you just lock the door with the gun?”
“[Name] where the fuck have you been? Why did you just leave us?“
“You have no idea what we’re up against...”
“Oh, you think you’re the power of God, don’t you...”
“I see everything...I see everything!”
“I know I’m not real! I know YOU’RE not real!"
“You saw it, right? No, that’s exactly what I’m talking about! You saw what I just saw.”
“This is constructed! Do you understand?”
“You can’t be this - you can’t this fucking obtuse.”
“Listen [Name], you’re asking too many questions. You can’t keep looking into this.”
“No! I’m not connected to my body!”
“I wish they were my friends...”
“I don’t care! You know they’re gonna be fine, right?”
“[Name]. I get it. I understand. You know and I know and we know and there is a understanding.”
“I don’t want to be torn out of my body!”
“I’m not scared, I just know what we can and can’t do.”
“We can go up this way and we can just forget all this happened.”
“Well, I mean, obviously we have to construct this sort of, you know, bit that we’re in, where, we’re outside of the meta sense, and they aren’t.”
“And the tough part is that we also have to make it work within the construct of the story.”
“People don’t understand how much work and time and thought goes into this.”
“Oh, oh, that actually works! Sweet.”
“Man, oh my god, you scared the hell out of me...”
“[Name] - [Alt. Name] - whoever the fuck he is - left me down here...”
“Rude Mountain has been trying to get rid of both of us. Since we got here.”
“Ah-ha, you’re not gonna get the chance...I can hear you! I can smell you...”
“While I’ve been sitting - sitting here for the past hour doing nothing, I’ve seen all the realities.”
“Do you have the shimmy skill?”
“Reality’s falling apart - I gotta do something about this...”
“I literally don’t know where I’m going, I just climbed out of a cave. I’ve been underground for god knows how long, I’m just running in a direction!”
“Why are you trying so hard? Why are you trying so hard to keep things together?”
“I have to put this reality back together!”
“If I don’t fix this? Everything falls apart.”
“I can’t die. You know I can’t die.”
“The vibes of Rude Mountain become so potent...you lose yourself...you lose your memories!”
“There’s a gas leak.”
“This is the climactic ending of the game. [Name], you and I can put an end to this! It’s almost over!”
“[Name] don’t do it, we, we have real lives! I know it doesn’t seem real to you but you can’t!”
“Okay, listen: maybe this is all predetermined...but it’s still giving you a FEW SCARES, RIGHT?!”
“Something changed in you before you left. You lost something.
“THE BAD VIBES ARE POWERFUL! And they can make a monster of men!”
“Alright...it’s up to you [Name]...good luck...”
“Why don’t you open your mouth and try to do some exposition?”
“Really wrapping it all up together in a neat little bow, huh?”
“This was a fun vacation.”
“I learned about myself, and I think that’s what’s most important.”
“I like those guys! I think we should do this EVERY YEAR.”
“Maybe...I should record my podcast...for myself...”
“It’s just, enjoy what you’ve got while you have it, y’know?”
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ktmarison · 2 years
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the  velocipastor  sentence  starters.
'  though  we  all  suffer,  it  is  the  righteous  who  will  persevere.  '
'  to  believe  in  god  is  the  greatest  gift  any  of  us  can  have.  '
'  so  your  parents  died.  that's  what  parents  do.  they  die  on  you.  '
'  just  know  that  god  has  a  plane ��for  us  all.  everything  happens  for  a  reason.  '
'  i'm  starting  to  question  my  faith.  '
'  go  where  you  think  god  will  not  follow.  if  you  find  him  there,  then  you'll  know  he  is  within  you.  '
'  it's  no  wonder  this  haunts  your  dreams.  '
'  here's  food  if  you're  hungry.  '
'  i  took  a  vow  of  poverty,  i  have  no  material  possessions.  '
'  you're  a  born  angel,  i  know  it.  '
'  you're  swimming  in  bitches.  '
'  last  night  was  amazing.  '
'  let  me  be  fair  in  saying  this  can  never  happen  again.  '
'  honesty,  it  never  should  have  happened  at  all.  '
'  i  remember  some  sort  of  nightmare,  a  lust  for  the  flesh.  '
'  i  don't  believe  you.  dinosaurs  never  existed,  and  even  if  they  did,  i  don't  turn  into  one.  '
'  i  can  show  you  the  body.  '
'  firstly,  i'm  a  hooker,  and  i  did  not  want  to  be  arrested.  '
'  you  ate  him  !  '
'  it  might  sound  strange,  but  i  don't  think  this  has  to  be  a  bad  thing.  '
'  touch  not  thy  sinning  hands  !  '
'  you  saved  me  !  you  saved  me  !  my  life,  all  of  it  !  '
'  this  is  the  most  priestly  thing  you  have  ever  done.  '
'  you  guys  talk  all  the  time  about  helping  people,  this  might  actually  be  the  first  time  in  your  life  that  you  can.  '
'  you  think  i  like  turning  tricks  to  pay  for  college  ?  '
'  there's  surprisingly  little  demand  for  hooker-doctor-lawyers.  '
'  this  madness  must  stop.  '
'  how  long  has  it  been  since  your  last  confession  ?  '
'  i  smoke  where  the  fuck  i  want  because  my  life  is  on  fire.  '
'  i  stole  candy  from  this  baby,  then  i  threw  the  baby  in  the  river,  so  it  couldn't  snitch,  obviously.  '
'  i  pimp  bitches.  i  do  drugs,  sell  drugs,  murder  people.  you  name  it,  i've  done  it,  padre.  '
'  it  kinda  gave  me  a  hard  on.  add  that  to  the  confession  too.  '
'  why  did  you  kill  them  ?  '
'  we're  the  only  ones  that  can  know  about  this.  '
'  i  don't  know  much  about  god.  '
'  i  don't  know  much  about  dinosaurs.  '
'  have  you  forgotten  your  vow  of  chastity  ?  '
'  nothing  is  impossible  where  the  lord  is  concerned.  leviticus  24:24.  '
'  i  don't  need  an  exorcism  !  '
'  i  can  rid  the  world  of  this  scum  with  my  bare  hands,  can't  you  see  ?  '
'  i  might  be  on  a  mission  from  god  himself.  '
'  that's  insane.  god  does  not  want  people  dead.  '
'  oh,  i  think  god  wants  a  lot  of  people  dead.  '
'  i  had  parents  once.  '
'  we're  happy  with  your  life  decisions.  '
'  becoming  a  priest  is  a  big  decision.  you  really  think  it's  for  you  ?  '
'  we'll  pick  you  up  after  priest  college.  '
'  what  the  church  can  tell  us  can  only  extend  so  far.  '
'  she's  all  i'm  fighting  for.  '
'  when  we  get  out  here,  i  think  i'll  settle  down  and  finally  start  that  family.  '
'  you  could  have  five  kids  or  eleven  kids  !  and  i  want  you  to  spend  fifteen  minutes  a  day  with  each  of  them.  and  i  want  you  to  name  one  of  them  after  me.  '
'  war  is  war  and  war  is  hell  and  hell  never  changes.  '
'  now  the  hounds  of  hell  are  truly  lose.  what  have  i  done  ?  '
'  i  think  that'll  overwhelm  and  confuse  him.  '
'  i  think  i  killed  him.  '  
'  i  don't  wanna  hurt  people.  i  was  put  here  to  do  good.  i  was  put  here  to  help  people.  '  
'  i'm  still  bleeding.  '  
'  it's  nearly  four  times  as  addictive  as  standard  cocaine.  '  
'  what  does  drug  smuggling  have  to  do  with  christianity  ?  '  
'  the  christian  faith  is  what  i  believe  with  all  my  heart,  but  you  cannot  forcibly  convert  the  unwilling,  that's  madness.  that's  inhuman.  '  
'  you're  not  the  only  one  who  answered  the  call  of  god,  brother.  '  
'  you  were  always  laughing.  what  was  so  funny  ?  '  
'  i'm  going  to  be  the  one  laughing  when  i  kill  you.  '  
'  your  ancestors  are  my  ancestors.  '  
'  i  need  you.  '  
'  just  have  a  little  faith.  '  
'  i  believe  in  a  higher  power,  but  praying  right  now  will  never  save  your  life.  '  
'  you  will  rise,  and  live  forever  in  paradise.  '  
'  she's  expected  to  make  a  full  recovery.  '  
'  what  are  you  gonna  do  next  ?  '
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[ LUXIEM 1ST ANNIVERSARY ] PART 2 
In honor of Luxiem’s first anniversary, this is a sentence starter from this Vox Akuma VOD where they reminisce about old phrases they all have said in a game format. I’m taking both the phrases discussed specifically as well as other funny quips said during the stream. Content warning for mild language. Feel free to change pronouns if necessary.
“He’s preparing a feast for the eyes.”
“I just honk–”
“I turn into xQc when I’m drunk…”
“I just want a tiebreaker.”
“Farting in the Houses of Parliament should be allowed.”
“I’ve never heard this person say it but I know who it is.”
“I need to mega brain this.”
“I wanna give him an extra point just for that!!”
“He got style points.”
“Get in that chair, boy. I’m gonna start twerking.”
“It is a collab.”
“I’M TAKING THE BAIT!!!”
“All of the wise cracks and everything, [name] is giving us none of that because his raw concentration goes into his art.”
“Some letters are just impossible to draw with a mouse.”
“I keep on getting jebaited.”
“Half a sus.”
“Man, I hate being the host. I can’t draw amoguses.”
“Maybe I’ll treat you like my homework, slam you on the desk and do you all night.”
“How do you keep coming up with thess elaborate art pieces??”
“I think he’d make a great fun uncle one day.”
“Everyone knows about this. I regret it. I blame Hetalia and Tumblr. Let’s move on.”
“You may not repent for your sins. The internet is forever.”
“I definitely didn’t come up with this.”
“The slow fade in… Of the monkey…”
“I’m just a stupid boy and I’m learning.”
“I need the originator.”
“I don’t know if [name] is thinking or drawing or both at the same time.”
“I love that this implies he can’t do both.”
“He’s commissioning somebody to draw this for him.”
“There’s no way I could come up with something that hilarious on the fly.”
“Much to my dismay, I am cockless.”
“I had to restart my whole canvas. It was lagging.”
“This man is acting as though paint has layers.”
“This man needs to put his ambitions aside for the good of the game.”
“Oh yes, papi, skin me!”
“What does papi even mean??”
“It’s their equivalent of the word Daddy.”
“If this is me, I’m going to eat my own toes.”
“We pronounce it in the most dumb way you can imagine.”
“I reverted back to… My mind.”
“We gotta express ourselves through paint.”
“What we’re witnessing right now is [name]’s schizophrenia zone.”
“Wait— This is not what the Tactical Nuke icon looks like.”
“Is that a chair or is that a toilet??”
“If Santa isn’t real, who fucked my wife??”
“Aren’t you scared of some guy coming in your house??”
“No, because he was getting me a Nintendo.”
“He never gave me a loving family.”
“Do you need to have a conversation with somebody?? Are you ok??”
“I keep screaming but God won’t answer.”
“This sounds like Grade A dodging the question.”
“I mean, no one dodges better than [name].”
“I gotta fix my work real quick.”
“I literally found out recently why you can’t see Santa Claus.”
“He knows when you’re awake.”
“Is that your thought process??”
“Booba booba booba.”
“He’s forgetting his own history.”
“Burning hotter than YOUR MOM.”
“Is this a bait??”
“It’s always guys from Birmingham.”
“He’s very delicately flicking [name]’s hair.”
“It makes sense number-wise but in practicality not so much.”
“I mate sometimes. I’ll mate you.”
“OOOOOOH I thought it was talking about chess.”
“I’VE NEVER SEEN IT IN ENGLISH.”
“Lick me and let me explode inside your mouth.”
“I panicked and I gave you guys the answer.”
“READING A LINE FROM A GAME ISN’T MY QUOTE.”
“My people have a saying… Live laugh love.”
“Live laugh ligma.”
“You’re not doing the Krabby Patty thing.”
“WE’RE FROZEN!! THEY CAN’T SEE HOW DISAPPOINTED I AM!!”
“I’m so glad that I destroyed [name]’s mood.”
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call-me-copycat · 3 months
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Im learning japanese rn and one thing I've noticed is that my voice when I speak japanese is A LOT quieter than when Im speaking English because if i speak loud I notice the words dont sound as clear- This language is forcing me to be quitter- which is honestly a good thing I talk way to loud😭
Ah, I hope I can help! ٩(,,•ω•,,)و⚑⁎∗フレフレ
For me, learning how to pronounce certain words was pretty big, and the best way I did that was plenty of research combined with just casually listening. Whispering is a start, but you might develop habits that aren't so correct (just noting down what I saw in myself - particularly in pronouncing my "r/l's").
For starters, I used Buusu to begin learning pronunciation (before it was put behind a paywall :⁠-⁠\), but there are plenty other things available!
One of the biggest ones is japanesepod101, as they have many YouTube videos going over basically everything you need to know:
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This channel's also really good as well ୧꒰*´꒳`*꒱૭✧
Alongside videos like these, you can also develop good pronunciation habits just by listening to anime (although not always the best example sometimes) and music! That's how babies learn to speak anyway, just by listening and piecing things together (๑>ᴗ<๑)
Other examples include podcasts, radio, Japanese YouTube channels (many have subtitles!), advertisements with VPN, and more (๑ˊ͈ ꇴ ˋ͈)
I think it's very important to note that pronunciation is very important in Japanese. Depending on the word, you can change the whole meaning of something just by giving it the wrong pitch.
Example: In English, you can change the message of a sentence by stressing a word like so,
This isn't my cat.
Turns into:
This isn't my cat.
Insinuating that the cat isn't yours, but is someone else's.
Japanese is sort of like that. Words can change meaning based on where you put your high and low pitches, so that's why speaking clearly when practicing is best to start off with.
Here's what I'm trying to explain since you can't hear through text:
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But before you worry about all that, just having the basics down is best (๑´ㅂ`๑)
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I'm sure you might know most of this already, and if you did then I'm sorry for wasting your time! I do hope some of this might've been useful though(;´∀`)
I tend to get my practice through talking to myself throughout the day ("yabbai!" if I mess something up, "mendokusai.." if I'm upset, etcetera etcetera). I also talk to my pets as well in Japanese to practice, seeing as they don't mind (៸៸᳐⦁⩊⦁៸៸᳐ )੭゙
Wishing you all the best with your learning! I'm happy you came to me, and if you ever have any other questions I promise to answer them the best I can! (*´∀`)ノ
I hope you have a lovely day!
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Shayne and Amanda Play FNAF Starters !
Taken from the Smosh Games' video, Our First Time Playing Five Nights at Freddy's! Some of these have already been edited. You can change them however you see fit! 
“Recently, we convinced them that the entire premise of Five Nights at Freddy’s was a true story that happened in the eighties.” 
“What? So we’re going on this road with no map?”
“What a shitty office… Is this our office?”
“There’s a don’t poop on the floor.” 
“I feel like I can’t breathe, ya know?”
“So, they will kill you if they see you but…”
“Okay, but this is actually fucking scary, man.”
“This is so fucked up. Why do we like to fuck ourselves over?”
“I don’t like this guy. He knows we’re about to get fucked over.”
“Are you trying to fucking kill us, dude?”
“We got three hours left!”
“Okay, I’m just gonna shut that. We’re good. We’re good.”
“We’re definitely playing this on a little bit of easy mode because we’re both babies.”
“Don’t cry. We cannot cry right now.”
“Yeah, you’re right. We cannot cry.” 
“Is she wearing a bib? Is she a baby?!”
“If they have a bib on? We’re fucked.”
“If this is a baby coming after us then we’re fucked.” 
“(Name)! Go! Away!”
“I don’t know why you like just being in this room and waiting for the inevitable.”
“I’m not gonna go out there!”
“That’s what you’re gonna do in a horror movie.”
“They’re a creepy little bitch.”
“Don’t ever say that. When people say that, we die.”
“I literally now know what you’re like in a horror movie.”
“I actually hate this guy. He gives me no comfort.”
“Well, you thought they were annoying, now they’re dead.”
“This is all entirely true.”
“No, no, no. It’s fine. Let’s go back — Let’s double check.”
“You want to experience dying?!”
“Their neck is broken, that’s for sure.”
“Okay, so (Name)’s back to their bullshit right there.”
“You’re gonna get us killed. You’re gonna get us slashed.”
“I don’t want to get killed by (Name).”
“(Name) sing us a song.” 
“Morale, (Name), morale.” 
“I think you’re creating lore right now which is fine. Go ahead.”
“I can’t, I’m too scared.”
“I am simply too scared.” 
“They’re probably starving from being on their feet all night.”
“I’m not even gonna tell you the controls. I’m just gonna let you have fun.”
“Okay, that bitch is in the kitchen.”
“It’s fine. Everything’s gonna be fine, you got this!”
“(Name) trust. Just trust.”
“No, there’s always somebody in that hallway.”
“(Name)’s not really doing shit this time.”
“That’s some lore that I don’t know.”
“You need to ask me before we open a door.”
“You’re gonna get us fucking murdered, (Name).”
“We have to decipher this language.”
“I don’t think that’s the case. I think everything’s trying to kill us.”
“There wasn’t anyone in the hallway.”
“We should promote this so more people know about it!”
“I told you! What did I tell you? I told you!”
“We’re bad on both sides.”
“Okay? Creepy as fucking lullaby.”
“No, I don’t think that’s gonna work. I think we just have to hope.”
“Yeah! We’re gonna go get blitzed now!”
“That’s my theory. That’s my game theory.”
“I give us thirty seconds.”
“Don’t say this.”
“I don’t know, it’s been a bit since I watched Markiplier play them but, uh…”
“Here’s the thing, this was an adventure.”
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February roundup - Russian
Years ago, I started learning Russian. I bought novels in Russian and a textbook. But this textbook wasn't really beginner-friendly. In every new lesson, the dialogue contained many new words but only few words from the previous lessons. The author probably wanted the learner to study the whole vocabulary list before going on but I didn't like this approach. After only a few lessons I felt too overwhelmed and decided to focus on Japanese instead.
On February 13th, I tried it again and now I'm much more optimistic. I gained more experience as a language learner through Japanese and can use that now with Russian. Plus, I discovered the Refold Russian server on discord which is a very helpful place for finding resources and guidance.
I want to reach a point at where I can understand the novels in Russian that are waiting on my shelf.
In this post I want to share what I did so far, which resources I used and my thoughts. I think I'll post one update every month.
(YouTube) Comprehensible Russian: Zero Beginner (watched: 38 of 75 videos)
Easy to understand even for absolute beginners. The first 10 or 15 videos are very easy with lots of repetition. After around 15 videos the complexity slowly increases. 
Assimil (Lesson 1 - 10)
Compared to the textbook I used years ago, Assimil introduces the language in a much more beginner-friendly manner. I like it so far.
(Anki) Russian starter deck (this one)
This deck was recommended in the Refold Russian server on discord. It starts with simple sentences and contains lots of explanations. I did 10 new cards per day.
Short Stories in Russian for Beginners by Olly Richards (Story 1 - Story 3)
I looked up many words, but the stories are not too complicated. They introduce many common words and repeat them regularly in their stories, which helps to get used to them. I tried to listen to the audio book while reading but it’s too fast at my current level, so I focused on reading for now.
This book is aimed at beginners but I think it's difficult for complete beginners like me. Ideally, you are already familiar with basic vocabulary before reading this book. Otherwise, you have to look up almost every word (like me). However, after reading two stories, I noticed that recognizing and understanding words became a bit easier (in the beginning, all new words looked somewhat the same). It's hard if you start almost from zero like me, but it's possible and you'll make progress.
(YouTube) Different Let's Plays
I watched a few videos of Russian native speakers who are playing games I'm interested in. Like Animal Crossing or Метро: Исход. They are too difficult for now, but they are also motivating and make me want to keep going. 
(YouTube) Easy Russian
Too difficult for now, but I really like their videos. They have subtitles in Russian and English, their topics are interesting and the people from Easy Russian do a great job.
(YouTube) Russian with Max
It’s too difficult at the moment but I like his vlog videos so far. He visits many different places and explains a lot and there are subtitles which is great. I started to look up words from one video. 
(YouTube) Video about pronunciation from RussianPod 101 (this one)
I liked this video. It's well-structured and not too fast so that you can comfortably follow along.
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These are the things I did in Russian in February! I feel like I already learned much more than during my previous attempt, but I'm still at the very beginning of course. I'll post another update at the end of the month.
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Have you never heard of such a thing, darling?
(The Timari Buzzfeed Unsolved AU)
Chapter 5: The Mysterious Case of the Dupain-Cheng Household
Lovingly, if you guys want to leave off on a kinda happy note, I suggest not reading this last one
Adrien smiles at the screen. He looks human, even if his hair is a little tousled and his skin is a little too clear. He probably could be a model, if that was what he wanted.
Of course, that was clearly not what he wanted, as he was currently filming a video for YouTube.
He waves to the camera.
“In this episode, I am going to solve the mystery of whether Tim Drake and Marinette Dupain-Cheng are dating!” he says, before immediately turning the camera around to show the pair of them curled up in bed together. Tim’s face is pressed into the crook of Marinette’s neck, his arms wrapped around her tightly even in his sleep. Marinette is awake, one hand lazily playing with Tim’s hair, the other doomscrolling on her phone. “Sorry, Gothamites, but it looks like you’re not going to get Tim back.”
She looks up at Adrien. Tries to look mildly annoyed, as if that will distract from the red starting to dust its way across her cheeks.
Adrien gives a dead-eyed stare to the camera. “Anyways… yes. They are dating. Save me.”
Marinette sets her phone down to give Adrien what can be assumed to be a rude gesture, but it is censored with a giant demonetization symbol.
Adrien only laughs in response, blowing a kiss her way.
She rolls her eyes, but still responds by blowing him a kiss of her own.
The demon seems to light up at the affection, a bounce in his step when he leaves.
Adrien pulls the camera away, and the video continues to follow him as he walks downstairs and takes a seat on the couch. For just a moment, people start to wonder whether this was a simple mistake and he forgot to cut out this part of the video. Confused viewers touch their screens, wanting to check to see how much longer the video is supposed to be continuing on for.
Only to find that the video is supposed to be over.
The time stamp reads 0:28/0:28.
So, why is there more?
Adrien looks at the camera again, and all traces of joy are gone from his expression. His eyes still gleam, but this is far less amused, far more wicked.
“Aren’t my humans cute?” Adrien asks the audience. It doesn’t feel like a real question, or even just a conversation starter. It sounds like a threat. “Tell me how cute they are in the comments below!”
He rests his head in his hand. His elbow is seemingly propped on thin air, but this doesn’t bother him in the slightest.
“Now that that’s out of the way. I want to talk to all of the government officials and researchers who have decided that they want a piece of me. I’m flattered and all, but…” He smiles wider than usual, showing off a set of wicked fangs that always seemed to be missing in the looks he gives Marinette and Tim. “Stop. You have finite resources, I don’t. And I will continue to dwindle down your numbers until you all leave me alone.”
He laughs, but this time there is a cruel note to it.
“Oh, and just in case you get any funny ideas. Touch my humans and I will start bringing innocents into this. It’s only fair, don’t you think?”
He tilts his head too far to the side, his smile stretching still wider. His mouth is no longer entirely fitting on his face, the corners almost seeming to have escaped it entirely. “And don’t bother trying to warn Tim and Mari in the comments, by the way. They won’t be hurt. You will.”
The viewer’s hands paused where they had been typing out that exact warning to the owners of the channel. For a moment, they dared to think it was a bluff, they began to type out the rest of their sentence.
Then, too-cold arms looped around them from behind, crossing themselves over their chest, a body (if you could call the writhing mass behind them that) pressing against their back. A chin came to rest atop their head.
“Well, you can’t say that I didn’t try to tell you,” it said, its mouth not moving, its voice so deep it buzzed in their ears. Long, gnarled, clawed fingers began to dig into their sides, not even stopped for a second by the fabric of their shirt. They couldn’t even bring themself to scream. “Leave my humans alone.”
Blood splattered.
It paid no mind. Bloodied claws reached over their slumped form, to their keyboard.
It held down backspace.
And then typed a simple message for the channel that it so adored:
What a cute couple :)
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This latest episode was heartbreaking in so many way and it gave us a lot to unpack.
For starters, Ellie actually getting to interact with another kid was so amazing and made it even worse when it ended as it did. Also, watching Joel slowly open up quicker and quicker? Fuck, man, it took three episodes for Joel to even acknowledge Ellie as cargo, and within a day of knowing Henry, he’s offering a trip to Wyoming. If that’s not progress, I don’t know what is. I also wanna talk about how powerful it was that they made Sam deaf. Obviously, I didn’t play the games, and I’ve not gotten very far into watching playthroughs on YouTube, but I do know that this was another deviance and they absolutely played their cards right. His deafness was so clearly not a plot device, it was just another aspect of sams character that helps us delve so much deeper into his person and gets us that much more attached. Another person I want to talk about is Kathleen. First off, the casting was literally perfect. She seems like she would be such a soft character, with a very loving face and voice, but then she goes in and murders in cold blood and hunts down her brothers killer, and the audience can hardly disagree with her, can they? It’s such a hauntingly beautiful narrative, and the way it ended was just the only way it could have gone: unfinished. She can’t complete her goal, she can’t complete her sentence, and she’s killed by the very thing that destroyed her in the first place. And then when Henry is forced to kill his own little brother for the sake of Ellie- that was pure poetic cinema. This episode is all about a life for a life, and Henry becomes intimately acquainted with this. Michael’s life for Sams, Sams for Ellie’s, and finally his own.
Tl;dr - episode five was beautiful and I’m crying
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Sentence Starters from my Watch Later 78
Feel free to change pronouns and adjust as needed
"Have you seen my... well everything" "Looks adorable, but I am scared to watch" "I hope I didn't break that" "Now we have to find the remote" "That's not how age... or money works" "These books are here for a reason" "How are you so bad at your job?" "It's been three months" "I love raccoons so much" "My brain is a cart of cabbages" "You've lost the plot" "You've lost your mind" "I'm gonna make things complicated because I'm me" "I just want to get this done" "I feel like a Victorian Granny" "That was a sentence I never thought I would say in my entire life" "Lemurs are an underrated cute animal" "You radiate the most intense little guy energy" "At first he was looking a bit angry, so that was something I had to be aware of" "You cannot tell me that's not a cat" "That's a cat" "Someone is very jealous and mad at me" "I need to regale you with the story of my current frustration" "Why is it whenever I try and do something cozy, it always deteriorates into pure chaos" "I just regained about six hours of my life"
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Hi! I was wondering if you could recommend any apps / online resources for learning Cantonese as an English speaker.
Oh hi! Very flattered you'd choose to ask me of all people but…I'm afraid I may not exactly be the best person to ask this…especially if you're asking as a beginner?
You see, I didn't exactly start from scratch. I come from a Cantonese background (can speak and understand average, conversational Cantonese) and had schooling in Mandarin for more than a decade (which helped, even if my Mandarin is still not great either LOL), so my “learning” was largely based on…how shall I say it? Heritage instinct…in a way (I hope you get what I mean), gut instinct, passive learning, you know? Not from conventional language books or apps.
My idea of “studying” Cantonese is more or less just, install a Jyutping (Cantonese Romanization) keyboard after a read-up on how to use Jyutping, expose myself to lots and lots of Cantonese content (TV series, movies, songs, etc.) and just wing my way through with trial and error LOL by listening to and matching the spoken Cantonese against the Standard Chinese subs (can be read in Mandarin) that often come with Cantonese shows and eventually figuring out any more differences that I didn't already know.
So I've only really needed a dictionary app to help with vocabulary. I don't really know what are the best language apps (the kind that introduces you to sentence structures, the really basic stuff and all?) to use out there for Cantonese.
I've seen people throw out names like ‘Anki’, ‘Duolingo’ and if I recall correctly, something called ‘Drops’? But I can't ascertain on how good they are, haven't felt the need to try them. LOL
For dictionary apps, I will strongly recommend Pleco, it's geared for Mandarin mainly, but it also has allowance for Cantonese if you add the Cantonese extension packs (some good, free ones available) that can be found within the app itself.
Online sites I use to supplement Pleco are mainly MDBG, and cantonesesheik.
There used to be an interesting language account here for Cantonese language stuff called language-obsession. Even though they don't seem to be active anymore, the account still stands and has quite good advice and links to Cantonese learning resources. Would be a good idea to check them out.
Then there's also YouTube and/or Instagram, which seem to have a more active Cantonese language community and content than here, also a good idea to check those platforms out for starters.
You can find a fair bit of Cantonese language creators there who offer content in bite-sized pieces, often with Jyutping and/or English subtitles.
Off the top of my head, I can think of mslinchinese, hambaanglaang, Cantonese with Brittany, inspirlang, poeticCantonese, to name a few.
I'm sorry I can't be of more help, but hopefully someone more able to will see this post and be willing to offer better advice?
Anyone? I know there are at least some Cantonese speakers/learners here but as “everyone is shy on Tumblr”, and I don't wish to unintentionally pressure specific individuals into a reply, not using the @.
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