Sentence Starters from my Watch Later 81

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"Too bad, this is what I wanted to do with my week" "I haven't been sleeping well" "NAME is far too good for you" "Even the bad guy was more thoughtful" "When is this movie gonna end?" "I just want a crumb of context" "Welcome to my decent into research madness" "I take that as a challenge" "I dug so deep that I found dinosaur bones in this rabbit hole" "It means 'Leave us alone'" "Science wasn't always putting safety first" "I like darkness, despite being a pink marshmallow today" "I just want to steal robots, okay?" "There is two of me" "I'm actually checking the tape" "There is the loudest Cicada outside my window right now" "You had all night to do this, dude!" "We're not having christmas today because I've gotta go to work" "I don't want to miss work" "Back to your station" "You got abducted by aliens and now you're burnt out?" "Back when the news was fun" "Do you have fur on you already?" "Hopefully I'm not allergic to this" "The graphic designer in me is so happy" "This feels like Christmas" "I wonder if they'll talk to us at midnight?" "He seems.... safe?" "What have we created"

Sentence Starters from my Watch Later 80

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"We are currently mid voyage of SS NAME" "We are currently mid voyage of SS Struggle" "You also want my bone marrow?" "At least I'm not dramatic about it" "Coincidentally you are matching your coffee mug" "But first, I must bask" "Me befriending BLANK is the ultimate side quest" "I have about sixty five bins of Halloween decorations" "A box... of nothing?" "That's where I put BLANK" "Why am I like this?" "You may not like it, but this is what peak physical fitness looks like" "I need to stop lying to you all" "I'm really not beating all I own is COLOUR clothing allegations with this outfit, am I?" "I'll punch people for you if they're being mean to you" "I want to be a pretty princess" "I want to wear a ballgown" "The only stat I have is Charisma" "I hate it, and I don't want it in my room" "Here I am in full Victorian ghost child mode" "Sometimes the best stuff is what you find on the street" "I live in the middle of nowhere" "It takes forever and I don't like it" "The cat is trying to attack my feet" "I have 1am caffeine brain" "I've been doing BLANK for 10 years and one thing still scares me" "At least I don't have to make pants" "I'm gonna take a little nap because I bonked my head" "This is my one suit coat" "You came to watch my stupid ass suffer, didn't you?"

Sentence Starters from my Watch Later 79

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"This project is going swimmingly" "You can't leave" "This is your home, why are you trying to leave" "There is not much going on in that head, is there?" "Round is a shape" "You are so cute" "I will find out, and I will call your mom" "Could you have picked colours I dislike more?" "That was way too many jellybeans" "You're not much of a morning person" "We've been married too long" "It's a lie, but a happy lie" "They love you!" "Come in, come in" "I'm blinking - I need help" "How am I meant to work under these conditions" "I have no brainpower" "I made this" "I'm sad already and it hasn't even happened yet" "Sorry, there is a meeting going on, you're going to have to wait a bit" "What fun.... underwear" "I hate this person and I don't even know who they are" "Am I a coffee snob now?" "Where do I get clothes like yours? I like your style" "How do I get a house like this?" "This is why we have unions" "Do you ever sleep?" "What's that guy talking about?" "Is organized a word you'd use to describe me?"

Sentence Starters from my Watch Later 78

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"Have you seen my... well everything" "Looks adorable, but I am scared to watch" "I hope I didn't break that" "Now we have to find the remote" "That's not how age... or money works" "These books are here for a reason" "How are you so bad at your job?" "It's been three months" "I love raccoons so much" "My brain is a cart of cabbages" "You've lost the plot" "You've lost your mind" "I'm gonna make things complicated because I'm me" "I just want to get this done" "I feel like a Victorian Granny" "That was a sentence I never thought I would say in my entire life" "Lemurs are an underrated cute animal" "You radiate the most intense little guy energy" "At first he was looking a bit angry, so that was something I had to be aware of" "You cannot tell me that's not a cat" "That's a cat" "Someone is very jealous and mad at me" "I need to regale you with the story of my current frustration" "Why is it whenever I try and do something cozy, it always deteriorates into pure chaos" "I just regained about six hours of my life"

Sentence Starters from my Watch Later 77

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"Today's work is powered by Starbucks" "I want to steal the jacket" "Please let this be about the dishes" "What have you done to our kettle?" "I want my line back" "Who wrote that?" "I need to talk to you" "I like dragons" "I like sharp things" "That sounds like it would work as well as Lego and bare feet" "Sounds like someone is tired" "You tried to steal my peanut butter cup!" "What are you doing?" "I changed my mind and forgot to fix it" "That's my stim toy" "I didn't think you were going to make that face" "They were in love... Probably" "That charmed the everloving shit out of me" "They are fucking built different" "They are talking about me" "I don't know how they found me" "I'm a nobody here" "I'm not leaving this house today" "This is brainpower I don't feel I have" "*NAME* Stop and use your brain!" "The ads on my phone are gonna be weird for a while"

They are already selling data to midjourney, and it's very likely your work is already being used to train their models because you have to OPT OUT of this, not opt in. Very scummy of them to roll this out unannounced.

Sentence Starters from my Watch Later 76

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"That's what you do when it's winter, just chill with your buddies until spring comes" "Hates or loves, I don't know" "I'll beat them up. Nicely" "I can't be trusted" "I literally just got this shirt" "Sounds like we are nested cozily inside a jet engine" "That took forever" "Forbidden taffy" "This has been tinfoil 101" "I think they are precious and I love them" "Welcome to my natural habitat, the floor" "I love winter.... I love it" "How are you real?" "It's crafting time" "Hi. I'm on the floor" "What are they doing in the yard?" "That was the longest game of hide and seek I've ever played in my life" "I'm not dealing with that, I'm going to sleep" "I'm not dealing with that, I'm going back to sleep" "I am the opposite of smart" "I like walking through the forest" "Thank you for taking pity on me" "I have a feeling I'm not getting any BLANK" "What makes you think you could get any BLANK"

(Since we can't edit other people's posts anymore), REBLOG if you are ok with your partner letting you know if you had a spelling / grammar mistake so you can fix it!

HEY DISCORD USERS!!

unfortunately, discord continues to be the Worst Messaging Company Of All Time with its updates, and this time, its one that is not only a privacy violation, not only enabled by default, but ROLLED OUT SILENTLY, MEANING YOU MUST KNOW IT EXISTS TO TURN IT OFF.

i am talking about "clips", an exciting new feature /s that allows people to record you in voice chat without your knowledge or consent! Wow!

fortunately, you can turn this off, but its kinda shitty how they didnt tell you this existed at all, yeah?

settings > clips> the button should be clicked to turn it off

(note that it should be ON by default, you will have to click the button to turn it off)

thanks, discord, for Telling Us This Violating Setting Exists In An Update And Making Sure It Is Off By Default. /s.

reblogs are appreciated to spread the word.

I saw krimsonrogue and amanda the jedi on here and may i just say your sense of taste is immaculate

Why thank you, I really enjoy their content and think their snarky style would make for some fun prompts

Sentence Starters from my Watch Later 75

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"I got up for one second and you stole my chair" "How exactly is this project going to affect my sleep? I don't know yet" "I feel like Princess Peach" "This is definitely not my natural state" "I can have a giant pile of BLANK.... as a treat" "Power tools are almost always the solution" "It's Bean Time!" "It always comes back to Star Trek" "I want to poke at the weird thing" "It exists, in a box in my parents basement" "Yes, I'm wearing new pajamas. Thanks for noticing" "I make choices, they're not always good." "I am burning all of the stuff" "That's how you know it's handmade" "It bit me" "I have to get up, and you look comfortable so I'm going to feel really bad" "Get back here" "You have a Krampus fixation" "This is not how I raised you" "Lights off. Glowsticks on"

Sentence Starters from my Watch Later 74

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"If you want to dress more like a ghost, you've come to the right person" "Oh hi, I didn't see you break in" "I'm trying to learn BLANK, it's not going well" "I like peanut butter" "Next time you break in, bring snacks" "Please explain what this book did for you" "Stop messing with that!" "Help, he keeps me in the kitchen" "The puppy is confused because you're in his seat" "Can I read now?" "I threw the book down" "You're going to get rug burn doing that" "I don't know how I managed to get through this" "You are a fuckboy. STOP IT" "I just killed a bug - this book is actually useful for something" "Feeling a bit undead because I'm running on four hours sleep" "I've slept.... sort of" "I don't know what happened. I think it went well" "Have some cheese and crackers" "I need a handler" "I don't know why the lighting is so ominous" "I'm not going complicated today because I'm tired" "Hopefully it doesn't rain" "This bug just refuses to leave" "Friday the 13th really lived up to it's superstition" "I already cried this morning and I don't really want to do that again" "Don't look inside my pockets. That's weird"

Sentence Starters from my Watch Later 73

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"Maybe it's easier to say: I like blue" "I'll give your brain a second to reboot with the dell startup sound" "Have you ever played a sport?" "Maybe I don't need bolt cutters" "You're an angel" "You're a fallen angel, your wings are burnt" "I'm not letting you behind a camera ever again" "It's time to discuss what happened last night" "Look at all my rocks!" "My neighbors probably think I'm a weirdo" "You keep working on that very important project" "They're so little, I feel like I'm gonna break them" "I found dry ice" "I'm having a race between me and the setting sun" "I've had this on for two seconds and I'm already too hot" "I'm just going to have to hope nothing goes wrong in order to get this done in time" "Sometimes it's time to say: 'good enough' and then move the fuck on" "Right in time for the ice cream truck to go by" "I think I can figure that out in a day" "How hard can it be to learn this brand new skill" "I don't have a favourite colour. What the fuck are your talking about?" "This aisle is a dangerous place" "This is a mistake that I make on a weekly basis" "I think some foraging is in order" "I think we found our stick" "It's pink but it's spooky"

Sentence Starters from my Watch Later 72

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"A giant cat!" "Hot glue which will be a hot mess" "Hopefully there is something in here." "Everything is so sticky" "Welcome to my garage" "There are no bugs in my room" "there is a good chance I'm not doing this right" "We're figuring this out together" "I don't like bees" "Yesterday I got electrocuted" "I probably shouldn't be doing this" "I had to go to hospital. In an ambulance. Which was fun" "I don't need cookies, go away" "Marvel at my dedication to my craft. MARVEL HARDER!" "I'm going to have a sit down, I'm feeling a little lightheaded" "They told me to relax, I'm not good at relaxing" "There are probably rich people at the museum" "Do you have a smoke alarm?" "That looks like something out of a horror movie" "I don't know where you've been buying your kebabs if they look like that" "There is one patch of floor that is still sticky from last time you came over" "Is it safe to bike in the snow like this?" "Let me get rid of the boss" "Why do I build stuff like this?" "Put some clothes on!" "We're awake at 4am, what should we do?" "It's my first day and I won't be coming in"

When I gain new followers

⚠ ATTENTION!!

Lately there has been an increase of a new anon thing. Someone sends blogs something random, apparently mostly nsfw or the like, tagging someone else's blog in those asks. THE TAGGED BLOG IS NOT THE ONE SENDING THESE ASKS! This someone is just using their URL for whatever reason.

So instead of blocking or even harassing the URL named in the ask, block and report the anon!

Sentence Starters from my Watch Later 71

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"This is chaotic DIY, not woodworking" "Why is this your sense of interior design style" "It looks like an ancient relic that will curse you as soon as you meet it's gaze" "I'm covered in soap right now" "I completely forgot about the kelp" "Did you we learn something?" "They smell so good!" "I feel like bat" "I feel like a bat in the best possible way" "Can you tell I don't know what I'm doing" "I need to lie on the floor in protest" "This is why you never throw anything out" "This is the day BLANK woke up and chose sabotage" "You don't know where I live" "I can't wait to be tripped over by at least eight different people" "I better not hear any complaining" "Have you ever been swimming in condensed milk?" "Existence is terrifying" "The short answer is no. The long answer is HELL NO!" "What's with all the spooky ghost children?" "This tastes like a scented candle" "My shoulder is sore" "It looks like a burnt loaf of bread" "BLANK stresses me out" "Trust the process" "I've got my burnt loaf here" "I'm going to figure out what plans C and D are" "I'm a sponge" "I know I'm making a lot of changes" "It looks like a mess, but it's fine" "I burnt myself so many times trying to do this" "I made too many" "It fits perfectly" "If you get too confident, that's when you mess up" "It's all superglued" "I feel like a princess" "I guess I'll see you tomorrow" "I am not allowed near any source of open flame because I will just explode"