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lemon8strawberry · 3 months

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searching the marauders on tumblr only to find jegulus stuff and not wolfstar...

#i hate jegulus #wolfstar #the marauders #sirius black #remus lupin #remus x sirius #pls help #LET ME GET ACTUAL CONTENTS OF THE MARAUDERS #i miss the old fandom actually #jily better

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jirstho · 6 months

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Can't believe that fucking jegulus and rosekiller are getting more popular than dorlene, and Lily Evans

#I hate jegulus #No 1 jegulus hater #Okay rosekiller isn't actually that bad #But I hate jegulus #anti jegulus

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caspervi · 3 months

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Jegulus “engagement photoshoot” commission ⭐️

#jegulus #james x regulus #sunseeker #starchaser #regulus black #james potter #they’re so grossly in love I hate them #jegulus commission #imagine being happy and in love I wish they were dead oh wait they are #I’m just kidding I cry every night over them #marauders era

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themarvelmarauder · 4 months

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James Potter wears contacts when he plays qudditch. And Regulus hates it. That's the post.

#marauders #marauders era #james potter #i dont care that he can do magic #he wears contacts because its easier #and because i wear contacts when i play footy #regulus black #jegulus #starchaser #sunseeker #regulus hates him in contacts #he thinks james needs his glasses

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rottin6 · 5 months

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this is how jegulus antis see them and lily

#had enough of ppl hating on this ship #i will stay on board until i DIE #jegulus #j/r

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where-is-vivian · 1 year

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James, running late to class: Sorry, professor, I'm late. My alarm clock didn't go off.

Everyone in the classroom staring at him:

Professor Flitwick: Nice of you to join us, Mr. Potter.

James, walking to his seat next to Sirius:

Sirius, staring holes at the back of James' head:

Professor Flitwick, turning around to resume his lesson, but just before he adds: I'd advise you you don't mistake your uniform with someone else's next time you're running late.

James, clueless: What? *then, whispering to Sirius* What?

Sirius, shooting daggers at him: Prongs. Who's Slytherin tie is this?

James, blinking, and slowly looking down at the green tie he's wearing, before looking up sheepishly: Haha, you're not going to belive this—

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mothlau · 10 months

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brain filled with jegulus uni au where james walks into the wrong lecture, all tired and sleep deprived, with baby harry on his chest. cue regulus falling in love with the hot dilf that doesn't belong in his post modernism class and who he knows for a fact is sirius' best friend

first chapter is officially out :)

#jegulus au #jegulus fic #jegulus #marauders #marauder era #james potter #regulus black #now i imagine the black bros having a somewhat decent relationship with reg having left the family #and yeah sure he knows of james IN THEORY but sirius never really brings up harry bc hes convinced reg hates kids #turns out he does but harry???? oh he loves harry!!!!#and then something something happens and jegulus kiss :)#also lily would be sooooo fed up with james' shit. hed be asking her to let harry stay with him just so that he could impress reg #grrrrr i love kid fics

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loonsmoons · 1 year

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Sirius: *talking* Regulus: "Do you shut up? like ever?" Sirius: "YOU asked me how i was doing?" Regulus: "Yeah, but who actually answers that? and honestly too??"

James: *talking about sports, spider-man, this book he's reading, ...* Regulus: *listening and nodding his head* James: "Sorry, all you asked was how i'm doing ... I'll shut up now" Regulus: "nO"

#loonsmoons #incorrect marauders quotes #Reg: i hate EVERYONE. they're all annoying and stupid and-#James: *simply existing*#Reg: okay. maybe not EVERYONE #jegulus #james x regulus #james potter x regulus black #james potter #regulus black #sirius black

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aludraslytherin · 8 months

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*In the Afterlife*:

Lily : James look ! Severus is here ! He's gonna take Harry an-...

James : Hug your dead body.

Marlene : Leave the house, abandoning your crying one-year-old alone with your body.

Evan : After looking at him with disgust.

Dorcas : And purposefully kicking James's body.

Lily :

Lily : As soon as he enters the Afterlife I will break his nose.

Regulus : And kick him so hard that his ribs will be left in crumbs !

#marauders #afterlife #lily evans #lily potter #dorcas meadows #evan rosier #james potter #marlene mckinnon #Regulus Black #Jegulus #jily #regulus x lily #someone find a name for regulus and lily #Jegulily #snape slander #I hate Snape

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lemon8strawberry · 3 months

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my left eye starts twitching every time I come across a jegulus parenting harry stuff and completely wiped lily's existence...

#jegulus hater #i hate jegulus #leave james alone pls #the marauders #james potter #regulus black #but the fanfics are good #i can give them that

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pearlynia · 4 months

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Canon is so scary like what do you mean Sirius black spent more time Azkaban than with his friends

What do you mean the marauders didn't live happily ever after with their lovers

What do you mean Sirius and Regulus never fixed their relationship and died thinking one hated the other

What do you mean Peter wasn't the cool uncle who bakes cake for Harry and Luna

What do you mean Lily Evans wasn't a swiftie and will never know who Taylor Swift is

Like, WHAT DO YOU MEAN??

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wolvesandshine · 4 months

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Probably an unpopular opinion but James Potter was a grade a asshole (you know the type: rich popular guy who thinks he can get away with anything) before he had his whole character development arc around year 5 (probably the same time as the prank) so can we have more fics of asshole james before he learns that the world doesn’t revolve around him

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corwnvus · 5 months

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I was wondering if you could draw regulus wearing james winter hat and jacket while holding a little baby lamb? Please 🐑 with a pink bow 🎀

This was really cute bit I'm NEVER drawing a lamb again...

+ a lil polaroid ver cus my dad said it looked like one.

#the marauders #marauders era #harry potter #marauders fanart #jegulus #regulus black #regulus arcturus black #wolfstar #james x regulus #jegulily #i hate animals #why do lambs look like that #but also big up sweet pea

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chasingthestarss · 2 months

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Ok but think “but daddy I love him” as Regulus singing “but Siri I love him” talking about James. Trans Reggie saying “I’m having his baby” and Sirius freaking the fuck out and Regulus just saying “no I’m not but you should see your faces”

#marauders era #dead gay wizards #regulus black #james potter #marauders incorrect quotes #sirius black #jegulus #remus lupin #jegulus incorrect quotes #wolfstar #Sirius and regulus #regulus headcanon #but daddy i love him #sirius black headcanon #Sirius black is shocked and confused #he would hate regulus for that #James was also shocked #and then proud because that was a really funny joke honestly

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addsalwayssick · 6 months

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“you can’t not like snape but like regulus, evan, and barty”

actually i can do whatever the hell i want

#james potter #sirius black #remus lupin #sirius #jegulus #sirius x lupin #regulus and evan and barty #wolfstar #remus and regulus #sirius and regulus #i hate snape

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xjustakay · 5 months

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✺ (1/4) ✺ @jegulus-microfic prompt: switch — 765 words (mild nsfw, trans Reg; inappropriate secret activities at the brunch table)

James is pushing his luck at this point, and he knows it. Can’t help it, really. The heat in Regulus’ cheeks never fully gets the chance to fade, no matter how long a break he gives him, and it’s worth it. Fuck, it’s so worth it. He’ll deal with whatever turnaround he’s got coming to him later, because this? Oh, James is riding this high for as long as he fucking can.

The tiny little remote sits in the curl of his palm, tucked beneath the brunch table. It weighs less than his phone, about as big as his thumb, at best, and yet the power he wields with it is otherworldly.

A small red switch that clicks on and off, a plus button and a minus button beneath it to control the intensity of vibrations —it’s all he really needs. He’s been messing with it in starts and stops for the last hour, knowing full well that while he absently fidgets with the buttons and switch, Regulus is squirming one seat down across the table, absolutely ruining that vibrating g-string James got him for Christmas.

It’s been a little while since James last clicked it on, giving Regulus the opportunity to eat his food without the threat of accidentally inhaling a bit of french toast and truly calling more attention to himself —James is courteous like that. Now that they’ve all settled into chatting over coffee and mimosas, winding down after finishing up their meals, though, it feels like as good a time as any.

The setting was left on the lowest it could be last he turned the switch off, but James still doesn’t miss the way that Regulus flinches out of the corner of his eye when he clicks it back on again now, not expecting it after the extended reprieve. James glances away from where Sirius and Remus are chattering back and forth about wedding details to where Regulus sits between Barty and Dorcas.

He’s not even a little surprised to find a glare already fixed on him.

Feigning innocence, James pulls his lip between his teeth, bats his eyelashes. Presses the plus button three times in rapid succession. It’s too much too quickly when James knows that Regulus is already oversensitive, undoubtedly uncomfortably slick and swollen where he rubs his thighs together and shifts in his chair for some modicum of relief from the teasing his clit’s been subjected to since they sat down.

Another click of the plus button and Regulus’ hand comes down on the edge of the table harshly, rattling glasses and silverware, grip white-knuckled. Dorcas startles out of her conversation with Lily and Pandora across the table to look at him in concern but Regulus only waves her off with his free hand. Sirius’ head whips in his brother’s direction, dark brows pinching together when he catches the flush burning in Regulus’ cheeks, spilling over the edges of sharp jawline and down the sides of his neck.

“Alright, Reggie?” He calls.

“I’m fine,” Regulus hisses through his teeth. He catches his own strained tone and lets out a vaguely hysterical sounding laugh, making a rushed grab for the last of his mimosa in front of him. He downs the couple gulps in a hurry then breathes in deeply through his nose. “Another round?”

Sirius, bless him, thinks nothing of it, merely agrees and waves down their waitress —Regulus doesn’t drink in excess often, this could just be written off as a little too much too early in the day, weird as it may seem. No reason to suspect anything nefarious is going on anyway. Not like Regulus and James are running about advertising the things they get up to. Even though all of their friends know they’re together and have a bad habit of making that fact everyone else’s problem in some way or another.

Barty snorts beside Regulus, straight across the table from James, and catches his eye; doesn’t seem to miss a thing, Barty Crouch Jr., no matter how often he leads others to believe he does. He looks back at James with one brow arched upward, dark eyes dangerously knowing, lips quirked at the edges where he sips at a glass that’s straight champagne more than a mixed drink.

“Buzzing this morning, aren’t we, Reg?” Barty mutters, just loud enough for the two people it’s intended for.

James clicks the remote’s switch back to off instantly. Despite the soft whimper that escapes past Regulus’ clenched teeth, there’s still a positively murderous glower shot James’ way.

Oh, he is so fucked later. James can’t wait.

#jegulus #starchaser #sunseeker #jegulus microfic #heyyy haven't written one of these in a hot minute what's up #“kay it's barely after midnight” look i got excited #hated seeing all the trans reg hate so i did a little baby thing with him. plan on doing some more later.#good luck being rancid at all about it bc anons are still off here :) :)#anyway i love them. so much.#the little shits (affectionate)#kay’s writing #kay’s microfics

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