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aludraslytherin · 3 days
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Me when Post PrankTM
"But you already wrote that trope."
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aludraslytherin · 6 days
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Especially lobbyists.
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aludraslytherin · 6 days
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Reblog if you:
Like the color purple
Enjoy long walks on the beach
Desperately need to scream loudly into the void
Are secretly three cats in a trench coat
Need to drink more water
Are hiding seven walruses in your basement
But don't say which.
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aludraslytherin · 8 days
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If Jesus says it, we must listen to him
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aludraslytherin · 8 days
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Only The Brave James, chapter 18: People need help and I can help them Only The Brave Regulus, same chapter: James you can't save everyone Me, a James kinnie, mum and therapist friend, with a bad childhood that makes me hate being selfish and egocentrical that always wants to help people to feel like I have a purpose in life: Ouch, Regulus, Ouch
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aludraslytherin · 8 days
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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA HE SMELLED THE LAVENDER OF REGULUS'S SLEEP POTION THAT HE SMELLED IN THE AMORTENSIA !!!!!!!
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aludraslytherin · 9 days
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Oh fuck no I forgot how GODDAMN OBLIVIOUS wolfstar is in Only the brave TvT aaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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aludraslytherin · 9 days
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Me when I'm overstimulated and people are alive
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aludraslytherin · 9 days
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Ah yes, time to re read Only The Brave let's goooooooo
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aludraslytherin · 9 days
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I'm applying to this good luck post, I'll update if I get what I need!!
so I got into grad school today with my shitty 2.8 gpa and the moral of the story is reblog those good luck posts for the love of god
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aludraslytherin · 10 days
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Oh absolutely
Effie proposed to Monty.
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aludraslytherin · 10 days
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Only 27? I have 5 pages open with at least 8 tabs in them
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aludraslytherin · 10 days
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please read the whole thing they are sooo right
debunking pro-snape/anti-james arguments and putting it on the internet because clearly i hate myself. buckle up. this is gonna be a VERY long post. im ready for the amount of hate i will get; im willing to take one for the team. 
Afficher davantage
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aludraslytherin · 10 days
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Sn/ape stans: Marauders stans always use fanon and headcanons to defend their favourite characters
Also Sn/ape stans:
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aludraslytherin · 10 days
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Reasons i will never in my life tolerate Severus Snape:
He was racist in the wizard way
He pointed out students insecurity’s
He almost killed Neville’s toad with the same spell his parents were tortured and are now insane
He was Neville’s biggest fear EVEN THO HIS PARENTS WERE INSANE
He didn’t care about people lily cared about and would’ve let them die as long as the girl he ‘fancied’ was alive and he can replace them even tho one of them was her literal baby!
He couldn’t stand the son of ‘the love of his life’ because he looked like his father.
He called Harry’s only memory with his parents GROSS!!!!!!!!
He didn’t get over his crush even tho that was like 10 years ago!!!
He made sure that Remus wouldn’t ever get a proper job by outing him
He let the students in his house bully anyone who wasn’t a pure-blood.
He made a hex that could KILL PEOPLE WHEN HE WAS IN SCHOOL
He joined the ‘Good’ side bc the ‘bad’ one targeted lily. Basically out of guilt
He told voldemort about the prophesy and was like i said okay with voldemort killing baby harry and was like ‘just don’t hurt lily 🥺’.
He saved Harry because Dombeldor wanted him too. Also saving a minor when you have the chance to is the bare minimum so tf is this logic?!
HE WAS A FRICKING BULLY TOO!!!!AND HE BULLIED MINORS!!!!!!!!
HE IS NOT GOOD JUST BECAUSE HE TOLD HARRY HE HAD HIS MOTHERS EYES AFTER YEARS OF BULLYING HIM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ITS NOT MAKING UP AT ALL!!!
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aludraslytherin · 11 days
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piece of shit throught and throught that jkr (and fucking snape too)
reminder that snape made children write papers on how to recognise and kill a werewolf knowing fully well that their werewolf teacher would have to grade the papers. reminder that one of this fandom’s favourite “remus was mlm” arguments is the fact that lycanthropy was a metaphor for aids (which. was not a great call on jkr’s part but she made a lot of terrible choices). through this logic i am deducting that severus snape was homophobic as shit and also that he deserves absolutely no rights ❤️
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aludraslytherin · 11 days
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BAHAHAHAHA SO TRUE OH MY GOODNESS
kreacher was literally given better character development than snape 🤨🤨
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