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vulture115 · 5 months

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Jeanne meets British S.A.S Jaune (idea is taken from @arc-misadventures the swap)

(Britain exists somewhere in Remnant…. Lmao) [We now see Jeanne in the white room after the swap]

Jeanne: *Scared look after seeing a lot of gunfire and dead bodies* Well… that was quite an experience. Never thought i’d see a real Great War. What is Jaune doing in that place anyway? Isn’t he supposed to be in Beacon?

*Footsteps is being heard in the same room before she saw a 6’6 behemoth in a skull mask (Similar to the CoD Reboot Ghost, but with sharp teeth), baseball cap, a tactical headset and a full military uniform walks in]

British!Jaune: *Walking in* Fucking hell, why am i even in a bloody campus? The last thing i remember before suddenly being in campus is me fighting the Al-Qatala (Qa was pronounced Qo in Arabic). One guy with red hair suddenly attacks me before I incapacitate him. What in the bloody hell is going on?

[Meanwhile in Jeanne’s universe]

Nora: Soooo…. Ren, what should we do with Pyrros’s unconscious body?

Lian (Ren is the last name): We need to carry Pyrros back to our room

Nora: Okay Rennie!!!

Team RWBY: *Shivering in fear seeing a guy takes out one of the best fighter in Beacon*

[Back to the white room]

Jeanne: *Pointing the sword at the man* Who are you and what have you done to Jaune?!

British!Jaune: *Pointing his FN SCAR H at Jeanne* Who in the bloody hell are you and how did you know my name?

Jeanne: Jaune?! Since when did you use guns, not only that, since when did you becomes such a behemoth and wearing a Skull mask and tactical gears?! And what’s with the accent?!

British!Jaune: Identify yourself, now!

Jeanne: My name is Jeanne D’Arc also known as Jeanne Arc, i’m the fifth Daughter of Acheius Arc and Juniper Arc.

British!Jaune: Fucking hell…. Seems like we’re a completely different yet the same person at the same time. What is actually going on?

Jeanne: Ok, so what’s going on is that we’re having a phenomenon different Jaune and i call “The Swap”. It happens at really random times and this place is what we call “The White Room”. Now can you answer the question i asked you before, please.

British!Jaune: My name’s Jaune Arc, callsign “Banshee”, Rank Sergeant. I’m a Sniper-Demolition expert and the newest member of Task Force 141. That’s all i gotta say

Jeanne: C’mon, that’s all? Not even your birthday and age

British!Jaune: *Sighs* My age is 22 Years old, birthday is on March 2nd 51 AGW (After Great War)

Jeanne: You’re 3 years older than me!!! The usual Jaune that i swapped with is the same age as i did!!!

British!Jaune: huh, the more you know. How the usual Jaune that you swapped with was like?

Jeanne: He’s 6’1, wearing a knight armor and using a sword. He’s also has a large amount of Aura

British!Jaune: Bloody hell, he’s also on Beacon?

Jeanne: Uh…. He kinda faked his way into beacon?

British!Jaune: *Laughs* Maybe all Jaunes always faking their way into something we really wanted to be.

Jeanne: You WHAT?!

British!Jaune: I also did faked my way into a military at the age of 16, they didn’t even know i was 16 because of my height and a bit of my voice (Just imagine RK Jaune voice but with british accent). You the same?

Jeanne: Actually i’m not, i got in legally

British!Jaune: Heh, nice work then, your parents must’ve trained you and let you in. Unlike mine did

Jeanne: Lemme guess, you’re not trained by your parents and trying to join the huntsman academy but got rejected, aren’t you?

British!Jaune: Something like that, except the rejection part, i was thinking that my bloody age is too old to start training, so i joined the military as part of the British S.A.S. And that’s where i met Captain Price.

Jeanne: Who is Captain Price

British!Jaune: He’s the Captain of the team, Task Force 141, recruited me to-

[Jeanne was later in her own room]

Jeanne: Huh, i’m back *Spots Pyrros unconscious on his own bed*

Nora: Jeanne, you’re back!

Jeanne: What happened to Pyrros, Nora? Did you hit him with your hammer?

Lian: She didn’t, he attacked a really tall man with skull mask and a full military uniform and tactical equipment and the man quickly incapacitated him

Jeanne: Jaune did that?!

Nora and Lian: That was Jaune?!

Jeanne: You guys didn’t know?

Nora: I don’t recall him being that tall and trained like that

Jeanne: Apparently i got swapped with another Jaune. He’s a soldier version of him

Lian: But what’s with the mask?

Jeanne: I don’t know, i haven’t asked him. Maybe next time

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Forgive me for some shitty ass writing bruv

#jaune arc #rwby #ruby rose #yang xiao long #blake belladonna #nora valkyrie #weiss schnee #pyrrha nikos #call of duty #captain john price #jeanne arc #jeanne d'arc

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inaramisview · 2 years

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eddie x reader who is just honestly like super smart. like can answer any question in less than 10 seconds

falling object :: e. munson

smart!f!reader x eddie munson

summary :: eddie’s girlfriend is a genius.

warnings :: dustin swearing, swearing, female reader, she/her pronouns, pet names (babe, baby, my little psychopath (LMAO), use of y/n, dedicated to bae @lover4st 😜

“..mkay..so what’s….” eddie’s huge index finger circles around the page, looking for yet another word for his girlfriend to describe. “…whi.. whippersnapper.” eddie giggled into the book as his girlfriend looked up to the sky. “it sounds.. almost like..” “like a word erica sinclair would insult you with?” eddie giggled once more.

“precisely.” she giggled, kicking her feet off of her bed as she did so. “i’m gonna go with noun.. and.. an idiotic person - a young one, too. maybe a young adult.” she nodded in conclusion.

“a-ha! that’s where you’re wrong, miss.” eddie points out as his girlfriend held her breath in defeat. “a whippersnapper as-“ “woah, where’d the british accent come from?”

“the what?”

“the british accent.” she puzzled. eddie had a habit of slipping between accents, but she had no idea why. eddie stared blankly at his girlfriend before continuing.

“a whippersnapper is an insignificant or pretentious young person. the only thing you’re right about is the noun part.” eddie said, matter-of-factly. “babe. say that again, but slowly.”

“hey, y/n?” dustin piped up. “yes?”

“what is velocity?” the curly-haired boy asked, looking up from his overworked textbook.

“velocity is the rate at which a falling object falls, but it’d be better to just say speed as to not confuse anyone. so speed.” dustin nodded, gasping a small ‘thank you!’ as eddie looked with a face which was hard to read. his eyebrows were knitted together and his lips were torn - half a smile, and half a frown.

“so, i guess when it comes to you..you could call me velocity.” y/n looked up at her boyfriend, who was now smirking. “yeah, why’s that eddie?” dustin asked.

“because im falling..real fast..for y/n.” he smirked. honestly, it looked more like he was trying not to laugh at his own words than be slick. but to eddie, he thought she would think it was smooth.

“eddie, baby, that’s not how it works. i think. is it how it works? what do you think, dustin?”

everyone turned to dustin, who had a disgusted look on his face and was still staring at eddie. “WHAT THE FUCK?” he screamed at eddie, disgusted.

“oh, shit - sorry kid. i forgot you were here.” eddie chuckled.

skull rock was a dirty place. leaves all over the place, dirt flown everywhere. not to mention the smell-

“hey, nance?” robin asked, making nancy perk her head up from where she was fixating on a spot of dirt. “mhm?”

“how long do we have to walk to get to the lake from here?” robin questions, looking up at the sky. “well, how long did we walk from the car?”

“about half a mile.”

“what?” nancy questioned.

“half a mile. and at the car, we’re half a mile straight away from the lake. so if we go from the car, it’d be all around a mile walk to the lake.” y/n stated, looking up from her spot on the dirt.

“sorry, who are you again?” nancy questioned. she didn’t mean to sound patronising, but she needed to know.

“i’m eddie’s girlfriend.” y/n nodded without any emotion in her face or voice.

“adorable.” nancy sighed sarcastically, “you guys are glued to the hip.”

no they weren’t. they were quite far from eachother, in fact.

“she’s my little psychopath.” eddie joked as y/n shot a glare his way, making him throw his hands up in defeat.

“shit, sorry.” he joked as steve chuckled into his hand.

masterlist :: inaramisview

#inaramisview #stranger things x y/n #eddie munson #eddie x reader #eddie x y/n #eddie x you #fiction #stranger things fic #stranger things fluff #eddie munson x reader #eddie munson fluff

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springdandelixn · 2 years

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Secret Serenade

Loki x F!Reader - University AU

Summary: As you strum your fingers on the guitar and sing your heart out, you’re unaware of how the lyrics begin to bleed into your best friend.

Warnings: Fluff, some curse words here and there, a middle finger is thrown, secret pining,

Another fluffy Loki fic for you all! Comments and thoughts are very much welcome. Some squealing probably. Reblogs are highly appreciated since it will help scatter my story more though your likes will be dear to me as well. I hope you guys enjoy this quick piece 💚

Unbetaed so may be sloppy but yeah lmao and here’s the song that inspired this fic.

As the sun sets over the horizon, you and your friends begin to gather around Thor and Steve as they build the bonfire.

Summer is almost over the new semester is upon you all. Thor pitched the idea of spending the last week of summer together after he and Loki got back from Asgard. You stayed in New York, telling your parents that you’ll be going home for Thanksgiving instead, and spent your summer reading in advance for your courses for the next semester.

It was your original plan but Natasha can be very persuasive when she wants to be, dragging you to the beach and going to frat parties. She and Wanda even convinced you to go Upstate with them to support Wanda in meeting Vision’s mom.

Wanda almost fainted on the car ride and it only made the trip even more exciting.

The warmth of the fire surrounds you. Keeping the summer breeze at bay as you get cozy on your spot on the blanket. You then turn your head and smile when Loki sits beside you, offering you the open bottle in his hand, taking it, and gulping down a good amount of the chilled alcohol.

“We never got to catch up when I came back.” He says and you chuckle as you lean against your palms.

“Well, Thor dragged us all the way here since you guys landed.” You grin, nudging your shoulder against his. “Why? You missed me?” You tease and you try your best to tamp down the blush forming on your cheeks when he says, “I missed you even as we were saying goodbye at the dorms.”

You’ve been nursing a crush on Loki since the day Thor introduced him to the group. He moved to New York to attend the same university as his brother after graduating high school in London and spending a year at the University of Westminster. You think it’s because of the accent that got you hooked on him in the first place. You always had a thing for British boys. But as you got to know him better, your crush on him only grew even more.

He’s quiet. Unlike his brother who is always booming around like he has a megaphone built in his stomach. He usually keeps to himself but eventually gets out of his shell when he has a drink or two. The memory of him cheering by the speakers of Thor’s frat house comes to mind. His first-ever frat party and you saw the wild side of the silent one in your group.

But it’s your shared love for books that has brought the two of you closer. Immediately designating each other as study buddies when exam week is fast approaching. Meeting in the library or at your dorm, studying for the classes that you both share, and sometimes, he reads to you the poems you have to memorize for your literature course, reciting the rhymes back to him.

It was when you found out about his love for William Shakespeare. Your heart beating hard against your chest when he would randomly recite stanzas to you and you’d have to guess which one of the famous poet’s works it was. A game you both created to help you in class. You mostly got it right but at times, you would succumb to listening to him instead and admitting defeat.

You did settle on being his best friend. And you bask in how he treats you compared to the others. Your favorite beverage always on the ready when you both schedule a study session. How he always asks you if you’re going to the party Thor or Steve or Sam is throwing. Even going to a Halloween party last year in matching costumes. You went as Tinkerbell and he as Peter Pan and god you wanted to pounce on him when you showed up at your dorm with his hair dyed red and the green tights hugging him in the right places.

But still, you kept your feelings at bay. Deciding to not dwell too much on the what-ifs and maybes and enjoying each time you spent with him. You know he would be a great boyfriend, you’ve had a taste of how sweet and doting he can be but overall, he’s an amazing friend and you can’t imagine your life without him by your side.

“Ayo, Tink!” Sam calls out and you groan at the nickname he’s made for you ever since that Halloween party. “Wanna play us something?” He asks as he holds up a guitar.

“I didn’t know you play,” Loki says as he looks at you, giving him a wide smile as you take the guitar from Sam, your friends clapping in excitement as they gather closer to the fire.

“There’s a lot of things you don’t know about me, Loki Odinson.” You chuckle and adjust yourself on the blanket, propping the guitar on your thigh and humming as you think of a song to play.

Then it hits you. The song you keep listening to when you’re studying with Loki. Blasting in your earbuds as you give him subtle glances, admiring his profile as he focuses on the book in his hand.

Clearing your throat, you strum on the strings to test them out before setting your fingers on the chords and begin playing your secret song to him.

Kiss me, out of the bearded barley Nightly, beside the green, green grass Swing, swing, swing the spinning step You wear those shoes and I will wear that dress

You smile when your eyes land on Vision and Wanda, his arm around her as he holds her close, her head resting against his shoulder while his head sways along to your song.

You’ve always envied their love but you were one of their biggest fans when it came to their love story. How they both confessed their feelings for each other when Wanda thought Vision was dating Natasha. You were there when it happened. Going completely sober when you heard Wanda drunk crying in front of him while Natasha stood aside and watched, rolling her eyes as she pushed Vision to console your friend.

Oh, kiss me, beneath the milky twilight Lead me out on the moonlit floor Lift your open hand Strike up the band and make the fireflies dance Silver moon's sparkling So kiss me

You strum your heart away, glancing at your side to see Loki looking at you with an expression of surprise. You nudge him lightly as you continue on the second verse, your eyes focusing on the fire in front of you yet your mind drifting to all the times you sang the song in your head, serenading Loki secretly and hoping the lyrics would bleed into him and kiss you by surprise.

So kiss me

You sing the final line of the song and give the side of the guitar a light tap. You’re about to hand the guitar back to Sam but yelp in surprise when you feel someone grab your face. The instrument slips from your hold and your eyes grow wide when Loki pulls you into a kiss.

Is this real? You ask yourself, your heart pounding hard against your chest as he keeps your lips connected. Then you see his eyes open, blinking, confusion surrounding his green orbs and when you feel him slowly pulling away, you grab hold of the neck of his shirt to pull him back, your other hand reaching for his wrist as you slowly move your lips against his.

A mix of gasps and cheers, even a whistle, echo in your ears but you give them no mind. Your arms move to wrap around Loki’s neck as he wraps his around your waist, pushing yourself closer to him as he deepens the kiss. Your heart almost to the point of bursting as you relish in the feeling of his soft lips and how he easily dominates the kiss, a moan slowly leaning your lips when you part them and welcome his tongue in your cavern.

“Yo! That’s enough!” You hear Steve call and laugh when someone throws a jacket at the both of you, breaking the kiss only to grab the garment and toss it blindly back at your friends.

“Damn! I didn’t know we were here to watch some live porn.” Sam teases and you raise your middle finger at him, laughing when he raises his back.

“You owe me fifty, Wilson,” Natasha calls and your eyes widen in surprise at the redhead seated beside you.

“You were betting this would happen?” You ask, feigning shock.

“I knew it would happen. It was just a matter of time.” Natasha smirks.

“You guys couldn’t wait til Thanksgiving?” Sam groans as he tosses a bill Natasha’s way, looking curiously at Vision when Sam hands him a hundred.

“Since when?” You whisper against Loki’s cheek as he holds you closer to him, sitting on his lap, the world around the both of you forgotten. You don’t have to clarify what you’re asking. You can already sense that Loki knows what it is.

“Bucky’s frat party.” He answers just as softly, feeling his hand caress the side of your waist. “I was going to ask you out on a date but Vision got me too drunk, saying I needed the liquid courage but I ended up—”

“Throwing up on my shoes.” You giggle and reach over to poke his cheek hard. “I couldn’t get the smell out for a week.”

“I did offer to buy you a new pair.” He grins and tries to bite the tip of your finger. “How about you?” You feel his hand rest at the base of your neck, pulling you down to have you lean against his shoulder. “Since when?”

“Midterms.” You say with surety. “You were helping me memorize that one Shakespeare poem.” Loki looks at you with wide eyes and you chuckle at how he looks. “What?”

“You mean, if I asked you out during the frat party, you would have said yes?” You shrug your shoulders and laugh when he tries to tickle you, wrapping your hands around his wrists as you try to stop him. “Tell me.” He whines and you nod, grabbing his face and grinning wide.

“I would have said yes even after you threw up on me.” You lean over to give his nose a gentle bite before pressing a chaste kiss on his lips. “I would have said yes even if you didn’t ask me.”

“Then I guess your answer is yes if I ask you to come home with me on Thanksgiving?” He asks.

“Wrong.” You grin up at him when he looks at you, his eyebrows knitting together. “My answer is no. I’m going home on Thanksgiving.” You hum as you snuggle closer to him, closing your eyes as you bask in the sounds of the waves and the faint chatter of your friends around you. “I promised my parents.”

You feel his chest rumble as he hums, his hand gripping your waist tightly and you gasp when he lays you down on the blanket. You open your eyes and blush when you see him so close to you, the tip of his nose running along the bridge of yours before he places a kiss on the tip.

“Then I guess your answer is yes if I ask to go home with you on Thanksgiving?” He rephrases his question and you laugh, reaching up to run your fingers through his hair. You already know that this will be your favorite thing to touch on him.

“Yes. A million yeses.” You smile and close your eyes when he leans down to kiss you once more.

“Jesus Christ, guys!” Sam exclaims and you laugh as Loki pulls away to look at your friend. “If you guys wanna fuck, just do it in the rocks or something. Please.”

Loki smirks as he looks down at you again, and you press a palm against his face to stop yourself from swooning. “You want to go to the rocks?” He teases.

You giggle and move to run your hand through his hair once again. “Just kiss me.” You say softly and close your eyes as he presses his lips against yours.

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#loki #loki odinson #loki x reader #loki x reader fluff #loki x female reader #loki x you #loki fanfction #loki fanfic #mcu au #coconut bun stories #loki au

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gifsbysimplysonia · 5 months

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Rating Hayden Christensen movies Part 1

Thank you to @quinnsstars for the original post. I actually reblogged and added thoughts/ratings to her post but I just wanna put it in the tag in case anyone else might appreciate the ridiculous ratings and reviews lmao

Me and @jillybean1217 as we have now watched the following Hayden Christensen movies (as I’ve read in HC’s tag here on Tumblr, it’s not a Hayden flick if there’s not Tears or Tits or Both so that’s one of the Rating Categories):

Outcast

Movie: 3 / 5

Hayden: 10 / 5

Tears or Tits: Both!

I’m always going to be partial to a long on top but shaved on the sides haircut on a handsome man. Hayden is a Crusader Knight named Jacob while Nicholas Cage is a Knight named Gallain.

Hayden is so amazing in fights: super graceful in both hand to hand combat and with any type of sword. Jacob does lean towards Legolas levels of skill in this which isn’t terribly believable as he’s human, on opium (which he sticks in his mouth like it’s chewing tobacco??), and more often than not just this side of mortally wounded 😄 Yet he persists and looks so good whilst doing it. Covered in blood is a look I didn’t know i was into either, ha. The only minus for me with him was his accent went from British to Irish to Scottish, with Canadian slipping through kind of consistently.

Tears or Tits: Tears cuz he goes through physical pain and tits out cuz he bathes / has to be patched up when hurt.

Nick Cage is being Nick Cage in this so if that’s entertaining for you, you’ll be entertained when Nick pops up. Unfortunately I just remained puzzled about Crusader Knights in ancient China. Don’t think it falls under white savior though cuz dude was just trying to be on opium lol

90 Minutes In Heaven

Hayden: 1 / 5

Movie: 2 / 5

Tears or Tits: Tears

I understand if this 1980s Tom Selleck mustachioed vibe is for someone, but it is not for me. Hayden also made a choice to make his character Don Piper - based on a real person - Colonel Sanders level Southern…which was WILD cuz we get a clip of the real pastor preaching at the end of the movie and he doesn’t have an accent, like, at all.

We have referred to this as a Jesus movie as it’s produced by a company specifically making religious movies, and Christianity might as well have top billing. I’m sure the message could be for someone, just not for me.

The dramatization of the story also was too illogical and wild for me. Tell me when State Police would tell a man to go ahead and pray for a victim and then allow this random person to walk into an accident scene, climb into a mangled car and then LAY HIS HAND ON THE CORPSE to pray for the person?!? Don was also portrayed as very selfish and almost childish cuz he couldn’t understand why God had let him into heaven only to bring him back to a lot of pain and suffering. His parents, his kids, and his wife provided no inspiration for him to get his attitude together and I found myself actively disliking him.

Tears or Tits: Tears, usually of pain, and some wild noises that out of context? I could appreciate 🤐

I love (and miss) rom coms which is what this is so I was down. I am such a sucker and a sap, I’ll watch the same plot 72 different ways (i watch all the Hallmark autumn movies every year). This is in no way original which doesn’t have to be a bad thing but this could have been done better. Tropes include: childhood friends to enemies, fck boi/sleep with everyone, rival families, leaving small neighborhood and return, 1-on-1 competition with each other.

Little Italy

Movie: 3.5 / 5

Hayden: 4 / 5

Tears or Tits: Tits

Leo Campoli (how he’s introduced at a local fest) / Leo Campo (how the character is credited at the end of the flick) is adorable. I’m just confused by his - and everyone’s - New York accents? Cuz the film takes place in Little Italy in TORONTO CANADA! I guess everyone thought “Italian accent” somehow was equivalent to New York accent which was disappointing.

Despite being the neighborhood bicycle, Leo is sweet, helpful and thoughtful. Super adorable. And i like his dark hair, makes his eyes pop. It’s just funny that they obviously did reshoots or shot at some point after the original shoot cuz his hair is distracting in its difference

And I just love this one of him "dancing"

Unfortunately Emma Roberts plays the other romantic lead and I don’t like her as a person (mean girl and transphobe). I also found her character unlikable in her “I’m better than my home” attitude, as well as just found her devoid of charisma or charm. If I’m not rooting for both leads in a rom com, it’s not a great movie for me.

Tears or tits: Tits! Gratuitous and wonderful

BONUS! He plays soccer in the rain.

I have plot bunnies for all of these characters (not proud about the phone sex PWP for the pastor lmaooooo) now lol

#hayden christensen #movie reviews #outcast #jacob #90 minutes in heaven #don piper #little italy #leo campo #leo campoli #animations #not mine #AND mine

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gaiaexploreslife · 6 months

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hogwarts x eternals dr!! —☆

song to play while reading! —> ☆

name: Gaia Nymphaea

nicknames: M (“em”)

house: slytherin

height: 161.3 cm / 5’3.5 ft

best subject/worst subject: unknown as of now because I’m a transfer student.

but over the summer before the year started, I was taught basics of stuff I need to know

knowing me, I’ll probably be naturally good at anything that relies on intuition. As for precision… uh good luck to anyone next to me

ethnicity: white british and a little lebanese

(I have american accent tho cause I’m not actually british irl LMAO)

extra abilities: healing (ajak’s powers, though I got them very recently so I’m still figuring out how to use them)(more on that later), occlumency, and I sometimes get prophetic dreams (or dreams that give advice/wisdom/show me things I need to be aware of BUT ONLY VERY RARELY)

friends: @cosmicswan !!<33 the rest I’ll leave up to fate! (I kinda wanna be friends with the Weasley twins but they kinda scare me BWHAKSH)

family history: ~unknown~ for the most part MWEHEH

I think Imma make it so that I have wizard ancestors that were somewhat among the more prominent lines in the wizarding world, but somehow they ended up moving to America and they hid the wizarding world from their children (so they grew up as “muggles” without knowing of the wizarding world)

my backstory: ~unknown~ tehehe

basically I lost most of my memory after I almost got the life sucked outta me by a deviant one day when I was like 16

Ajak was there and healed me and kinda nursed me back to being okay. since I have wizarding blood and my magic was suppressed, when Ajak used her powers on the open wound from the deviant, my body absorbed/duplicated them. so yeah now I have healing powers too :3

since that I’ve just been vibing thru life having fun cause the eternals kinda adopted me since that

cause like I was left alone and without memory cause of that so I mean they felt bad just leaving me I guess 💀

(cause my bio family and anyone who knew me previously somehow had their memories wiped of me)

I mean I say adopted but basically maybe it’s like they take turns looking after me and teaching me things (like every few months I move to wherever a different eternal lives and they look after me for a few months then on to the next) (tho I’ve stayed with Sersi and Sprite in London the most)

OKAY THEN after like 2 years of that

they were like aye u should go to Hogwarts cause u got some magical skills SOOO I get to be a 4th year transfer student!

genetically inherited characteristics: uh no magic ones I can think of besides wizarding blood.

but for the characteristics from my CR I’ll keep: Tourette syndrome (I also have depression but I’m scripting that out cause :D)

- <3 -

— okie u can skip this next section if u want —

- ☕️ -

few of my characteristics: (more like a LOT of them actually 💀)

(this applies to my CR too so I guess this is also a get-to-know-me :3)

- very shy and quiet, tho when I’m sleepy or comfortable around someone I can be pretty talkative/bubbly and I’m VERY observant

- my love language is quality time (the second one would be words of affirmation)

- Im very positive + I see silver lining even in the WORST of times. I rarely get upset and I love spontaneity. I giggle and smile a lot, I’ve been told my eyes are super expressive

- I LOVE FOOD and sweets (chocolate specifically), I’m a very fast eater (but I’m allergic to peanuts/tree nuts. and bananas for some reason)

-I don’t cry easily, instead when I’m sad or stressed I get INSANELY sleepy and tend to go off on my own and nap

- I’ve been described by people as soft spoken.

- tho if someone’s a shitty person I get very cold cause >:) I’m not about that

- I mind my own business, even with friends. I dislike and stay away from shallow minded people. I’m literally just vibing and like to do my own thing. I hate when people are judgey towards others

- AND I HATE gossip. if I hear someone being judgey for no good reason BOOM they’re on my “stay away from” list >:D

- I’m usually off in my own world

- I also love dressing however I want/making cute outfits! I love my jewelry that I’ve collected over the years. they all have personal meanings <3

that’s all for now ^o^ sorry this was a LONG post

#shiftingrealities #reality shifter #shifting realities #reality shifting #shifting #shiftblr #shifting to hogwarts #hogwarts shifting #eternals shifting

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thekrows-nest · 5 months

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Did I get even close with any of my fic guesses? Mantras, trying to appeal to his humanity, trying to find something that would fill his hunger up or placate him, show kindness, do funeral rites...

Are the weaknesses in any way related to canon Krow? ...They're not anything feral or gross are they 😵‍💫

(Also you're kinda right about the English accent of the time... I think I already may have known this, and of course accents have always varied by region in each country, but checked it out again and there are articles saying that the antiquated British accent may have been - somewhat - preserved by modern Americans. https://www.bbc.com/culture/article/20180207-how-americans-preserved-british-english

If this AU is still set in America this actually may explain why Vamp!Krow is so aggressive and may have maddened faster!)

Trying to appeal to his humanity is definitely one. With the mantra's (and this ties a bit into the next question) they're specific ones that very much tie in with canon Krow lore that... hasn't actually been revealed yet zndsfbvzfd I very much like the idea of chanting mantra's that is asking for mercy and compassion for Krow though. Honestly all the various ways you showed in the fic to placate him are super cool. Might have to put those into the canon for vampire Krow.

Noooooo. No no nothing feral or gross. Lmao.

Yeeee I think I read a similar article (or was it a youtube video?) Anyway part of the reason I wondered was cause of another OC of mine and how they would sound lol.

It's not outside the realm of possibility that Krow traveled to America, possibly to find a way to cure or even ease his condition. Land of opportunity and all. And while it is a huge melting pot of culture, encountering folks that are descended from the British... probably did drive him crazy faster.

Really though, the main culprit for his insanity is the vampiric condition. The constant hunger, having to feast off of people to live, surviving through the centuries, through things and events that should kill him if he were mortal but do not (like, well, not having a heart and your whole chest cavity exposed).

Small Winn rant; it drives me crazy to see vampire characters that are centuries or even thousands of years old and they still have collective reasoning and are not absolutely batshit insane. Again, all the things that a vampire must do to survive, to endure, there's no way most people could handle it. Most people fall into despair under normal horrific conditions of whatever sort. To have some sort of supernatural curse on top of that I think would completely devastate most people. If vampirism is supposed to be a curse, it should be shown as such dammit. ]:<

#the krow's nest #krow asked and answered #vampire krow #krow different skies (au's)#winndy talks

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user-needs-new-hyperfixation · 11 months

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Hiii 👋

So I’ve always been curious, and this is just a little something I wonder about for all fanfic writers/readers: When you write your fics, specifically when you’re writing dialogue, how do you hear the characters’ voices? Like for example we know what Sherliam sound like because most of us have watched the anime and know what their Jap VAs sound like. But they’re speaking Japanese so when you write dialogue in english, do you hear it as if their Jap VAs are speaking in fluent english? OR are they talking in their eng dub voices? Because one thing I always love to see in your works is how you write accents and dialects, especially Sherlock’s 👌 And most of the time, I can imagine eng dub Sherlock saying those lines in a very authentic British way. But when it comes to Liam, I mostly hear his Jap VA, and sometimes I even roughly translate the eng dialogue to how it might sound if Soma Saito delivered those lines. So it can get a bit strange for me sometimes that one person is speaking ENGLISH english and the other is too but in a Japanese way?? IDK 😭 Just wanted to know your thoughts!

This is so interesting, it reminds me of the question that goes around sometimes about whether or not you see things clearly in your mind when you imagine them. And I'm kind of surprised by my own answer, because I hadn't thought of it in these terms before, but I just...I don't hear them? My internal narration in general is more like written word than sounds or visuals. Like my brain is a book I'm constantly reading. BUT I do think that, when imagining Sherlock and Liam specifically, if I were trying to hear the sound, I hear Soma Saito's voice for Liam and Theo Devaney's for Sherlock. They both just absolutely aced their assignments and stick in my head as THE voices for those characters (though I'd love Sherlock to be a little more Cockney, it's still really really good.) Which is maybe a little tricky to imagine with the two different languages, but I guess I just hear their cadence and tone?

The voice that's the absolute easiest and most natural for me to write in is the somewhat more formal one. I've complained before about writing Sherlock's accent, because it is NOT my default. On the other hand, writing Mycroft and Albert in my current WIP? Absolute joy, easy as pie. I grew up reading a lot of old novels, which probably explains my relationship to excessive punctuation and long-ass sentences lmao -- look at these banger sentences from The Red-Headed League, Jane Eyre, and Pride & Prejudice respectively:

(sorry for tiny letters and terrible format, twas too lazy to do anything but screenshot Project Gutenberg)

That is what my head sounds -- or rather reads like -- inside. I have to make an active choice to not just talk like this all the time even irl out loud, because it would drive people bonkers. 😅

Thank you for the question!! I'm so glad I know who you are over here now!!

#yuukoku no moriarty #moriarty the patriot #trials of fic writing #asks

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thatonecoryosimp · 2 years

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And They Were Roommates, Your Honor Trapped in A New World. Part 2

Hello, my darlings! I hope you're doing well. I'm starting this at 3 in the morning on the day I'm supposed to post this! Yay! I am going to start grammar checking, though. Since I've never bothered to go back and edit the things I wrote, reading my writing feels like a chore. Also, my pride converse are arriving today and I'm very excited. (They got here lmao.)

I can't believe I just finished this :( (It's currently 11:45 Pm.)

Series Masterlist

7/6/2022

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The two men gave me a funny look before glancing back at Dream.

“What happened to your clothes?” I immediately noticed the thick British accent the voice held. I looked at him. Blue shirt. Deep brown hair. Weird white glasses.

“She fell in a river,” Dream answered before I could. I shot him a glare.

“I can answer for myself, thank you.”

The other man on the couch snorted, “Yeah, Dream, let the lady talk.” Black hair. White headband. Flame shirt. He pushed himself off the couch and sauntered over to me. He flashed a stunning smile and reached for my hand and pressed a kiss to the back of it. “I’m Sapnap. It’s lovely to make your acquaintance.”

I chuckled softly, pulling back and pretending to courtesy. I told him my name and that it was lovely to meet him. I heard footsteps to my side and glanced over. The man in the blue shirt was standing next to me with a boyish grin.

“I’m guessing you’re George?”

“Yeah, I am. I’m happy to have you. I’ve been stuck with these idiots alone for God knows how long.”

Sapnap huffed and Dream let out an annoyed “Hey!” While George started laughing.

I started looking around the small room and noticed a few beds in the corner, there was a small space between each of them so they weren’t directly touching. George followed my gaze and then looked back at me.

“We have some extra wool so we can make you a bed, too,” George said as he walked over to a wood block with a grid on it.

“Yeah, that way you won’t have to sleep with one of us or on the uncomfortable couch,” Dream added as he walked over to a chest and started rummaging around.

“I mean I wouldn’t mind you sleeping with me,” Sapnap said with a grin as he leaned a bit closer.

“Sapnap! You’re gonna scare her off!” George huffed.

I couldn’t help but laugh at their dynamic as I strolled over to George.

“What’s this?” I questioned as I sat my hands on the wood.

“It’s a crafting table. You can make things with it if you have the right materials.”

I watched as he set some white wool across the middle and then wood along the bottom. After a moment, a fully-fledged bed appeared. Geroge picked it up and walked over to the other three beds. He placed it on the ground and it grew to a size comparable to the others.

“Has anyone questioned the logistics of how that actually works? "I asked.

“We have,” Sapnap started, “but none of us have really figured it out yet. Don’t think we’re gonna be able to anyway.”

I nodded. Dream walked past me and looked out the window.

“It’s starting to get dark already,” he said in a matter-of-fact tone. He looked over at me, “For the next couple days we’re gonna be teaching you the basics. Okay?”

“I mean, sounds good to me,” I answered with a shrug.

Dream pushed his arms over his head and sighed.

“I’d say it’s best to get an early night’s rest so we can make the best out of tomorrow.”

“I agree," George said with a hum as he walked over to the bed in the corner. He pulled off his glasses and sat them on a small wooden surface before falling back on the sheets.

Sapnap glanced around for a second.

“I’ll get the food ready tonight.”

Dream quickly jumped in.

“Nope, I’ll make dinner. You’re not starting a fire again.”

“It was an accident!” Sapnap called but Dream just brushed by him.

Sapnap let out an annoyed groan before tumbling into the middle bed in an unceremonious flurry of movement.

Geroge and I laughed as he ended up tangled in the sheets and fell out onto the floor.

“It’s not funny!”

But neither of us listened as we just continued laughing.

“Alright, children.” Dream huffed as he walked over with two plates in his hand before handing them to Sapnap and George, “here’s your dinner.”

“Thanks dad!” Sapnap called. I heard Dream sigh and shake his head before speed walking back to the furnace. He brought two more plates and handed one to me before plopping on the bed closest to mine.

Dinner was pretty silent after that. I could hear George and Sapnap bickering about something but I wasn’t really sure what it was about.

Dream was completely lost to the world as he scribbled something down in a small book, occasionally taking bites of his food.

I was left pondering to myself about how I had even gotten to this place as I chomped on the bread Dream had prepared.

I felt a tap on my shoulder.

“Here,” Dream handed me a piece of paper I’m guessing he ripped out of his book, “It’s a list of the things we’re going to teach you.”

I looked down at the piece of parchment.

“Tomorrow: Wood Chopping with Dream. Fishing with Sapnap. Crafting with George.

Day after: Hunting with Dream. Mining with Sapnap. Construction with George.

Next day: Swordsmanship with Dream. Archery with Sapnap. Knife throwing with George.

Last day: Farming with Dream.”

“That’s a lot to learn,” I mumbled. I heard Dream chuckle.

“You’ll figure it out, you’ve got some amazing teachers, after all.” his tone was cocky and playful and it made me smile.

“Last I checked two of my teachers couldn’t even get along.”

“We heard that!” They both called in unison and I started laughing, falling back on the bed.

I turned to Dream after a second.

“What should I do with my plate?”

“I’ve got it, don’t worry,” he replied as he stood up and took both our plates to a small counter and sat them down.

“Why don’t you offer to take our plates?” Sapnap pouted.

“Because we aren’t pretty girls,” George answered.

“You sayin’ I ain’t pretty?”

“Yes. And I’m also saying you’re not a girl.”

“I can be whatever I want to be.”

“Anything but pretty.”

“Will you two shut it?” Dream finally snapped as he laid back down. “I want to sleep peacefully tonight.”

That was the end of it. I was genuinely surprised that they stopped talking that quickly.

George and Sapnap put up their plates before laying down and getting ready to sleep.

I sunk under the covers and closed my eyes.

“I can’t wait till we finish the bedrooms,” Sapnap mumbled.

I heard George let out a little hum of agreeance before the room went silent.

I tucked my arm under my pillow and yawned. I closed my eyes and soon found myself slipping into unconsciousness.

I’m just glad that my clothes dried within the first hour of being out of the river.

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Hello, my darlings! I'm on time. (Maybe a tad late, but still on time!) I promise I'm gonna get better at updating later in the day. (In my time zone).

Stay safe, and drink water.

Love you,

~Jules <3

Next Part >

#dream x reader #x reader #series #mcyt x reader #dreamwastaken #dreeamwastaken x reader #eventual smut #fluff #dsmp x reader

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varricscrossbowbianca · 1 year

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15 Questions, 15 Mutuals

aaww thanks @hannahrama for tagging me!! :)

i’m tagging (and no pressure to do this btw):

@fnhrl @lelianasgirlfriend @solas-egg @tesknicaa @ammiittaa @niranhesr @ebonysquib @bisexualtelepath @blueberriiee @lenemango @hardwitchhologram @dreamsvoids @bramble-elfdancer @blackwallmancer @theloveshow

1. Are you named after anyone?

2. When was the last time you cried?

3. Do you have kids?

4. Do you use sarcasm a lot?

5. What’s the first thing you notice about people?

6. What’s your eye color?

7. Scary movies or happy endings?

8. Any special talents?

9. Where were you born?

10. What are your hobbies?

11. Have you any pets?

12. What sports do you play/have played?

13. How tall are you?

14. Favorite subject in school?

15. Dream job?

1. Are you named after anyone?

Nope, I got a very typical German name lmao. Anna is a very popular name :’) I call myself Sammy on here though because a friend of mine gave me that nickname (it’s because of Sam from SPN haha)

2. When was the last time you cried?

hmmm my uni stuff frustrates me a lot at the moment, so that’s where i get emotional

3. Do you have kids?

noope.

4. Do you use sarcasm a lot?

pretty much all the time. runs in the family. you can’t ask anyone anything because the reply will always be something ridiculous lmao.

5. What’s the first thing you notice about people?

i guess their voice? i really love voices.

6. What’s your eye color?

it’s green-grayish. there are a few pics of me on here (sometimes i think about deleting them again idk), so you can have a look at it yourself ahaha.

7. Scary movies or happy endings?

i’m starting to like scary movies again so this is a bit of a difficult choice. tbh though i think we need more happy endings. i like happy endings.

8. Any special talents?

i don’t know if it’s a special talent but my french accent is apparently quite believable, at least to my french teachers. i used to be really good at french but sadly forgot most of it. i love the language though. i used to be able to learn new languages quite fast heh :’) i also do voice acting as a hobby from time to time (just posting stuff on youtube) and sometimes here on tumblr when i post my audio stuff. it’s really fun to do. apparently, my english accent also fools some people into thinking i’m british (at least when i met ben barnes at a convention he thought i was british ahaha). so yeah...i love accents. but i don’t know if any of that counts as a special talent.

9. Where were you born?

Germany. In a small town. It’s quite boring and there is nothing here to see ahaha.

10. What are your hobbies?

i love drawing fanart, reading (although i have abandoned my reading list for a while), voice acting, photography (portrait photography), sometimes playing guitar, playing video games like TLOU, RDR2, Dragon Age, Uncharted... I also do cosplay from time to time.

11. Have you any pets?

yes, i’ve got a dog. he’s a mix of a great mountain dog and a german shepherd. so he’s big and fluffy. his name is anton :)

12. What sports do you play/have played?

well, as a kid i used to do ballet which i am getting into again. it’s so much harder than i remember.

13. How tall are you?

just 163 cm. i think that’s 5′4 or something. so pretty much an average height haha.

14. Favorite subject in school?

I loved English, Art, and Theatre/Literature. I really miss school in that regard.

15. Dream job?

I used to want to be an actress (like most people lmao) and there were people who told me I had an ‘‘actress’‘ face and a few even told me I could be a model (lmaaooo what) but I don’t have the self confidence for that tbh. Right now I want to work in IT. I started studying Robotics so yeahhh...it’s difficult af. I also want to learn French and Spanish again which is always useful :)

#i got tagged #about me

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gxldencity · 9 months

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While I wait for bg3 to drop on the ps5 here is my tav

Delilah Alvaros

half drow warlock, 30, a """sweet""" southern belle who wished her parents away as part of her pact with her patron (haven't decided if she's an archfey or a great old one). Oldest daughter and all the trauma that comes along with that. Has three siblings, some of them she likes, the others she doesnt lmao (bc guess who played favourites). They lived in like a multi family household/hacienda thing? Idk

Don't care if she sounds british in the game. She will have a deep southern drawl. Similar to Ashe in ovw or Uma Thurman's horrible accent in the rwrb movie (who also sounds a lot like ashe)

#elaine talks #thIS may not make sense but i promise it will #one of the things im working on is a tropical gothic novel and well #i mean its dnd #i can do what i want

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marks-rambles · 10 months

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how i do the twst characters voices ;; a very long post

Heartslabyul

riddle :: half british ??? quieter and whispy but like not really

trey :: BASIC. ASS. wHITE BOY IMPRESISON i really need a good fucking trey voice but for now hes just deep and basic

cater :: he slays, he sounds like a fucking popular high school girl from all those movies but like slightly deepr

ace :: essentially my voice but he sounds like a litle shit (as if i dont) he also does not say the g at the ends of words (so he'll be like "well i'm trying to win this game but you're just the master of cards apparently!" i'd read it as "well i'm try'na win this game but you're jus' the master o' cards apparently!") so like a slight accent i guess

deuce :: deeper version of ace basically, but says like g in running or f in of slightly more often

Savanaclaw

leona :: deep as fuck, tired always, raspy, basically just me in the morning

ruggie :: mid pitch and with a slight rasp that igive my kokichi voice to make him sound like a little shit

jack :: deuce but deeper

Octavinelle

azul :: slight musical quality to his voice i guess?? like i raise n lower the pitch a lot, but like in a way that stays consistent with the voice (slightly deeper than my own so like mid-low tone) and is very smart sounding. also slightly whispy

jade :: deep and whispy, but in a way thats different to practically every other deep and whispy character voice i have. sounds more professional and i definitely end up accentuating every sound in words when i do his voice lmao

floyd :: higher pitched than my voice (mid-high, more on the mid side) and drags out EVERY. GOD. DAMN. SOUND. also like ace, doesnt say certain letters / sounds (like g in going (goin') or f in of (lots o' fun) to give him that I Dont Give A Shit quality to the voice

Scarabia

kalim :: mid-high pitch, Excited Always, its literally hard for me to keep my voice quiet when i do his voice cuz hes so RAAAH yk?

jamil :: deep and whispy but this time he sounds more whispy, with just the slightest of british accents i think ???

Pomefiore

vil :: mid-range pitch, whispy as hell, and drags out only certain syllables for HUGE assholeish emphasis (love you vil)

rook :: i try to make him french but it always comes out russian somehow. on the deeper side but not whispy this time

epel :: ALWAYS SOUTHERN FUCK YOU, i just emphasize it a bit more when hes speaking WITH the accent directly. basically just me but southern tbh, if slightly deeper so like directly middle tone

Ignihyde

idia :: VERY quiet, mid-low tone, raspy on occasion, ALSO ALWAYS SHAKY VOICE. NEVER NOT SHAKY VOICE.

ortho :: high pitched and slightly robot-esque but not really, like its only got the slight each-word-has-a-different-emphasis kinda thing, so its hardly noticable. basically just higher pitched theres no robotic quality to how i do his voice AHGJKAHSFJK

Diasomnia

malleus :: just barely british with a hint of REALLY FUCKING DEEP VOICE like one of the deepest i can go. thats it thats the post

silver :: mid-low and whispy, but like a casual sounding whispy with again that slight british but not really

sebek :: deeper and loud, with emphasis on every sound in words like i dont miss the gs in running or the f in of he says every syllable

lilia :: deeper but not deep, he has like a slight british accent too because goddammit why is. why is diasomnia partially british. anyway he has like a grandmother-ish quality to his voice but in like a good way like hje doesnt sound old he just has that really sweet part going for him

Staff / Misc

grim :: very high pitched, gruff as much as i can but turned raspy with how my voice does it, hurts my voice but just imagine like me trying to do a bakugo impression as a tiny litle shit of a cat

crowley :: FULL. ON. BRITISH. on the deeper side and BRITISH ALL THE FUCKLING WAY

crewel :: deeper but definitely like. he sounsd like the snarky dom and has the sweet quality lilia has but this time insincere

vargas :: DEEP voice man. thats the only quality he has my normal accent like a northern indiana accent but like excited

trein :: vargas but if he was depressed

che'nya :: accentuates some letters but not all, definitely mysterious sounding. slightly deeper than my normal voice (mid-low, more mid) and has a roll to it that icant describe as not a roll

neige :: whispy, definitely sounds like the best friend you wish you had AHDSJKAHSFG, he just sounds so sweet honestly. very quiet too tho, slightly higher pitched (mid-high closer to mid) he just sounds very sweet raah

i think thats all the characters ive read in voices other than fuckin. background characters from like backstories or kid versions or whatever. anyway thats it bye this took me like 30 minutes to write out for no one but mYSELF

#twst

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persephoneflowerpetals · 11 months

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I think it's fun to contrast what is depicted in Challenge Of hades with what is depicted in the animated series and see what differences were made with certain mythological things.

Right! I was talking about that a little bit from the last ask lol! Like Demeter (who had a British accent instead of an American one in the series) mentioning Persephone being kidnapped by Hades (also still not sure if she was supposed to be his daughter in that, I doubt it since Demeter said “my daughter” and not “our daughter”, so I’m assuming it was just meant to be like the OG myth where he kidnapped her to marry her) and Artemis having the movie design and voice change.

I also love that Artemis and Apollo actually mention that they’re twins unlike the series where they don’t mention it at all (maybe they weren’t meant to be twins in the series? Idk). And Artemis in the game/movie was not only goddess of the wild, but also goddess of the hunt, so she (from what she said in the game) had hunting hounds and nymph companions which is a lot different compared to Artemis in the series who cherished and protected animals so much that she punished hunters (even though she literally dated Orion who was a famous hunter lmao) for trying to hunt animals in her forest (also it’s hinted a lot that she’s sort of a “hippy” in the series that loves nature/animals and prefers vegan/vegetarian foods and offerings instead of ones that involve meat)

But yeah, it’s really nice to see the differences of the characters from the movie/game to the ones in the series. You can really see how much they changed them for the sake of the series. Honestly, I prefer the movie versions of most if not all the characters. They seem more mythologically accurate and they have better voices and designs imo. I wish the people who had made the series had kept them, but I mean, as I’ve said many times before, the show is basically canon divergent to the movie, so I guess changing the characters wouldn’t really matter if the plot doesn’t even follow movie lore lol

#ask #anon ask #hercules #disney #hercules 1997 #the hades challenge #hercules the animated series #demeter #persephone #hades #artemis #apollo

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godmerlin · 1 year

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thanks @90soldsoul you know i love answering these haahaha

Are you satisfied with the way your life is right now? Unfortunately, no.

Do you drink enough water?: I probably need to drink more than I do somedays, but I try.

When was the last time you ate at Burger King?: the 1990s. lol

Do you prefer the beach or the mountains?: Hmmm...Maybe the beach? If it’s private at least. If not than I choose mountains. but I live in the mountains and honestly it’s annoying AF.

How do you usually feel when you wake up on a morning?: ANnoyed that I woke up. lol

Would you rather take someone on a date, or be taken on a date?: Be taken on a date because the other involves me over thinking and anxiety inducing thoughts like “will they like it!?” I’d rather be let down by something subpar than be the one who lets the other person down lmfao

When was the last time you wore high heeled shoes?: I don’t remember. I can’t walk in them because of my knee.

Vodka or wine?: Wine I guess. But I RARELY drink.

How often do you cry?: lately? like 5 days out of the week at least. Since my mom died things have been rough.

Ever had a crush on a teacher?: ahaha Once! he was the band teacher lol

Can you wire a plug?: I don’t believe so since I have no idea what this is lmao

Do you wear socks to bed?: Only, and i do mean only, if im frozen solid from sickness. I hate socks in bed ugh

What is currently bugging you?: Making a choice between 2 objects. I want them both but only have room for one so I’m like, which one do I *need* more?

Where were you when you got your first period (if it applies)?: Ah....it was 9/11 lmao and I think I got it at school but it didn’t register what it was til I got home. I had hurt myself badly during gym that day and was going to hop into the shower with my sister so she could wash my leg down It was covered in cuts and gravel and it hurt too much to do it myself lmfao anyway when i took down my pants she noticed and yelled for my mom who came in and they explained to me it was my period (i had had sex ed before this but I still didn’t think to think that lmao) and I just started crying so hard sobbing that I didn’t want to be a woman. LMAO my mom would tell like EVERYONE this story for YEARS she thought it was so hilarious....and my sister still does to this day. Lmao god.

Can you change a car tire?: Not anymore. my dad taught me how to when i was little but i forgot how. lol

Have you met more than ten celebrities?: Yes, I have!

Do you sleep naked?: No....i hate the feeling of bare skin lmao

What was the best music gig you’ve ever attended?: Robbie Williams live in Las Vegas. I don’t think any other musician will ever top that for me lol. because i never thought I’d ever see him live. I feel like the only musician to top that will be Rob himself, if I ever get the chance to see him again. lol

Have you ever had sexual feelings for anyone you follow?: nooo

Do you think Benedict Cumberbatch is hot?: Yeah, I do. but he’s not what I refer to as “a fave”.

Favourite Disney princess?: Jasmine!!!!

Favourite city?: probably new york, im biased i guess. the vibes are just me. But for out of state.....Los Angeles was quirkier than I thought it was so I’ll go with that.

Can you drive?: Yes.

Cigarettes or alcohol?: alcohol...

Excercise or healthy eating?: i mean you need both but im probably more apt to excersize than eat healthy...Lmao I do eat healthier than I did before but it’s hard because i have issues with certain foods.

Favourite and least favourite accents?: i love the irish accent! any of them! and a scottish one...ANd a british one......from anywhere in the countries. Ahahhaa my least fave is gotta be Boston. LMAO sorry Chris I love you anyway!

What are you looking forward to?: not too much really, things are grim for me. I’ll say eating pizza tonight. LOL

Did you play Red Rover when you were a child?: yeah lol

Are you more attracted to men or women?: Men. but i do find women attractive sometimes.

Do you like 1980s fashion?: it depends on what type of fashion you mean, there’s so many different kinds from one decade alone. Lol. But I like fashion from every decade of the 20th century so I’ll say yes.

#about me #tagged in #fun things

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