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I caught up on Max's Dynamite bit and I need you all to know that Samoa Joe's RELAX! R E L A X!! was perfection. Max really said oh, I'm your problem now? Bet :) Joe got the fastest case of buyers remorse I think I've ever seen and it is
#AEW#Samoa Joe#Maxwell Jacob Friedman#void talks#I am not really here rn but I absolutely CACKLED#MJF really living up to his horrible little goose reputation#Joe gonna regret hitching his cart to that particular wagon
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ONOT THE NEXT ONE “BETTER THAN WE FOUND” IT LAST PART I’M NOT READY BUT I SO AM
Ngl tho better than we found it is kinda a nice last title it has an air of lightness to it
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it better hecking be reflected in this episode if it ends on a cliffhanger or angsty note i’ma lose it
okay here we go
(s4 special pt 4 spoilers ahead)
STARTING IT UP HECK BREAKS I’M JUST SITTING HERE
OOP
MK COMPASSION COMING THORUGH AGAIN
WELP THAT’S EVERYTING
SHIFU JUST WATCHING IT
OH ITS THE LITTLE GIRL
HI LITTLE GIRL
OH CHANG’E HI LOVE
HAHA PENG TRYING TO DIP
MEI
MEI’S NOT GONNA LET THEM
SHE WANTED TO FIGHT
AHA
AHAHAHAHAHA
TURNING WORDS BACK ON THEM NICE ONE THAT’S FUNNY
HAHA
MEI AND MACAQUE TEAMING UP IS SO GOOD
HELPGN;LDKMDS
JUST CHOMPS HIM UP
YELLOW TUSSKK COME ON BUDDY
SANDY
ABSOLUTE BELOVED
THAT’S NOT REALLY HOW WE ROLL HERE
AWWWW
YESSSSSS
LETSGOOOOOO
THEY FUN
I LOVE THEM
B TEAM MOVE OUT
MK JUST
QUIET
I LOVE HIM
HE’S SO GOOD
HE’S SO KIND
AFTR BEATING THE GRAP OU TO FHIM BUT Y’KNOW
OOP
THEM LOOKING AT WUKONG AS HE GOES PAST HECK
JUST STOP
HECK DUDE
I PUT YOU IN THE UNDERWORLD MYSELF?
HE WAS DEAD?
OH SHOOT
OHHHH
YEAH SOME OTHER THING HAPPENIGN
CACKLES
OKAY
YEAH RIP DUDE JSUT RELAX
IS HE GONNA DIE MAKING IT BETTER?
PROBABLY HUH
YEAH I GET THE FEELING WHOEVRE THIS IS IS AFTER YOU MK
OH YEAH THERE HE GOES
WUKONG STOPPING HIM
HECK DUDE
WHY DO YOU LOOK SURPRISED SHIFU
OH WOW HE’S
HECKING DISINGTERGRATING
YEAH OKAY BYE BUD
I’M
I DON’T REALLY FEEL SUPER BAD FOR YOU BUT
OH HECK UH
WHATS THAT WHO’S TAKING IT
IS THAT THE JADE EMPERORSPOWER YEAH
UH
SO WHO’S GONNA HANG ON TO THAT
OH NEZHA TRYING TO GOT THIS
I DONT’ THINK YOU WILL BUD
UH WHAT ARE THOSE CHAINS
HECK DUDE
oh nice hair tang very fluffy we love that
OOP
TANG U GOT THIS
YES FRIEND GROUP POWER OF FRIENDSHIP MOMETN SURE YES
AND YELLOW TUUUUSK ILY
YEAHYEAH WE KNEW MAC WOULD HELP
ARE THEY GONNA LOCK THE JADE EMPERORS PWOER AWAY?
OH WOW NEZHA NICE
BRO
NICELY DONE
FFM IS NOT DESTROYED TAT’S AWSOME
HAHAHGHDFJKSDAF
UYEAH CHECK ON HIM ITS THE LAD
OH MAN DUDES BEEN THROUGH IT
HELPGN;LDSKFMAE
ILY
ILY YOU PIGSY
ILY SM
DADSY REAL
TANG CALM DOWNG;LSKMF
SANDYGDS;FKAMGWEFIMAWF
MAAAAN
THEY SURE ARE FAMBLY MOMENT
GO ASK BUDDAH NEZHA
YOUR’E GONNA GT ATTACKED BY WHOEVER WANTED AZURE OUT IN THE FIRST PLACE
SEASON 5 IS TERRIFYING ME RN
ngl compared to the lbd one so far this felt a little anticlimactic and i porbably just jinxed myself but i dont care. that one also had 3 seasons of build up tho so… yeah hjGKL;SJADF MK THO
DANG
HELPGMSDFK
PUSHING WUKONG AWAY YUP
GOOD MOVE NEZHA
DESERVED
RED SON RED SON RED SON RED SON
OH THEY ARRESTED HIM HUH
AWWWWW
WELP
WHERE ARE YOU TAKING HIM MAN
JADE EMP IS DEAD
WHERE’S THE FUN IN TAHT
ALL THAT
SO LONG AS WE LEAVE THE WORLD IN BETTER SHAPE THEN WE FOUND IT… THEN ITS ALL GOOD RIGHT?
MK’S INJURED GET HIM TO THE HOSPITAL
AND UH
OKAY WHERE’S THE OTHER BOOT DROPPING
I LOVE THEM SM
THEY ALL SO FANCY
HUG
SIDE HUG
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HELPGN;DSAFKLMAWE
BEACH DAY
SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP
I’M WAITIN FOR THE BOOT DROP BUT I’M IGNORING IT NOW I HAVE TO APPRECAITE ALL OF THIS RIGHT NOW
THE SHIRT
THE HAT
THE SUNGLASSES
THE SHORTS
HE’S THE UNCLE THAT JUST GOT BACK FROM PICKIGN UP THE SNACKS
THE MEI MK AND RED SON, THE WAY RED SON’S STANDING, TANG WITH HIS UMBRELLA DBK AND PRINCESS IRON FAN STYLIN PIGSY IS THE DAD AT THE BBQ I’M GONNA CRY
PLEASE TANG’S FIT I’M CRYINGNS;LDKFM;AOWEF
NEXT FRAME MEI WITH THE WATER GUN RED SONGHL;KFAJ;OWIEMFASFD MK DECKED OUT IN SWIMMING GEAR I’M CRYING
PLEASE PRINCES IRON FAN PLAYING VOLLYBALL WITH THEM I’M SCREAMING
MEI LOOKS LIKE A DUDEBRO GAL I KNOW AND I’M LIVING FOR IT RED SON’S FACE PLEASELKMGOASDF I NEED THESE ALL FRAMED
PLS SANDY GETTING BURRIED TANG CARVING HIS MUSCLES OUT OF SAND PIGSY GIVING HIM A DRINK MO DECKED OUT IN SAND GEAR, RED SON’S SUNGLASSES ON A SAND SNOWMAN AND LOOKING ANNOYED ABOUT IT MK’S SMILE I’MGN;LSDKFM
I’M SCREAMING NEXT FRAME IS DBK AND SWK THE DADS FISHING THE BROS FISHING TOGETHER I’MGN;LSDFMAOWFIMSADF
SUNSCREEN
BEST FRIENDS IN THE WORLD
YOU’RE GETTING SO SUNBURNED
SUNSCREEN NEEDS TO ABSORB FIRSTN;LDKMSD
yeah that’s parent energy
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i didn’t know sunscreen needed to absorb first-
OKAY MOVING ON G;LSDFNAB;OGAI;WEOFIM
PIGSY IS SUCH A DAD
UYUP THATS HOW WE ROLL
you don’t understand the moment i’m having here with MACAQUE AND HIS PINK SHIRT AND YELLOW PANTS AND PROBABLY LOW HANGING TANK TOP I’ SCREAMIGNDF;LAMEF;OAIWEN;OIAFM
“cute” WOW WHAT AN ANGLE
art for this show is so nice tho m a n
this is gonna make me cry
Wukong with his
overdramatic sarcasm
and Macaque just seeming kinda tired
and
hECK LEAVE IT A LTTEL BETTER THAN YOU FOUND IT
HECKING
PEACH POPSICLE
NOT THE SAME BUT
SO FMAILAR
THAT CAN BE A TOMORROW PORBLEM
MACAQUE DOESNT’ QUITE SMILE BUT
WOW HE SURE DOES PLOP HIMSELF DOWN RIGHT NEXT TO WUKONG
MAN
MK IS SO SUNBURNED
HE IS SO SUNBURNED
RIP MY DUDE
RED SON SOAKED AND THERE’S A FISH IN HIS HAT
I’M SO SAD WE DIDN’T GET TO HEAR HIS VOICE BUT I LOVE THAT THEY UNCLED HIM HAVING FUN WITH THE DUO THEY ARE EVERYHTIGN TO ME
OKAY YES, OTHER SHOE, HIT ME WITH IT
OKAY WHO THESE GUYS
WHO’S THE PARTY
WHATCHA DOIN
K
KAY IS THAT IT??
REALLY THAT’S ALL YOU GIVE US??
FINEEEEE
FINE OKAY
I’M FINE
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all in all i actually really enjoyed that special like A LOT
give me like two days and i’ll process what i saw in pt 3 and
ehre and
there
and everywhere
actually i kinda enjoy how vague it is 10/10 the montage of them on the beach hanging is so nice Mk applying sunscreen is so cute he’s so good he’s so fast I love how wukong’s Shifu energy of just like cause mk is monkey like him so its “yeah that’s how we roll” n stuff
Macaque’s style is killing me
Wukong’s is just dad
Macaque’s is just
I don’t even know how to categorize it and i’m okay with that
WELL
JADE EMPERORS DEAD
AZURE’S DEAD
PENG STILL OUT THERE
YELLOW TUSK IS ARRESTED
MK IS MONKEY
MACAQUE IS VIBIN WITH THE CREW
WUKONG IS BETTER AT COMMUNCIATING
I’M CURIOUS IF THEY EVEN HAVE HIM HAVE THE SAME POWER LEVEL AS MK
OKAY
UH
THAT WAS ALL A BLUR
I NEED TO WATCH IT SIX MORE TIMES HAVE A GOOD ONE
KNOX OUT
#knox rambles#knox reacts#Monkie kid season 4 special spoilers#lmk s4 special spoilers#Monkie kid season 4 special#lmk s4 special#WELL#this reaction feels shorter than my others but its okay#I REALLY DID ENJOY IT SO MUCH#HECK#I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO WITH MYSELF NOW THAT ITS OVER Y'KNOW?#I NEED LIKE A GOOD WEEK TO PROCESS EVERYTHING#HOPE Y'ALL DOING WELL I'M GONNA GO BRAINROT ABOUT POSSIBLE AMV'S I CAN DO NOW
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1x06 thoughts
Wait is that Kronos????bc like not what I was expecting but ok
The entire time he’s talking to the person behind the door I’m like I KNOW WHO THAT BITCH IS LUKE I SEE YOU BITCH
Grover sticking his head out the top of the van is comedy gold he looks so silly
“I got a signal” girlie you got a rainbow (ik it’s a signal but it’s funny ok)
ANOTHER SEAWEED BRAIN IM GONNA CRY
“If you want the gods attention you have to pay for it” Luke is crying w pride rn
Can Luke stop looking so adorable and innocent it’s pissing me tf off
“We know who the lightning thief is” ik he almost pissed himself
“When did you turn into an old married couple?” Ok maybe he’s right abt one thing
Grover talking abt how smart the animals are is so me omfg
“They were really only missing like one piece of the puzzle to get the cages unlocked, thumbs😄” MY CHILD I LOVE YOU
The whole lotus exchange between Percy and Annabeth THEY LYKE EACHOTHER🤭🤭🤭👀👀👀👀
Levitating was such a good song choice omg absolutely iconic
Percy you’re so right the graphic novel of the odyssey DOES count
WISE GIRL I HAD TO PAUSE IT AND SCREAM
Grover’s just so resigned to third wheeling ugh I feel for him😭
The talk abt Luke’s mom I’m gonna cry rn
Grover getting emotional over his uncle ugh I just wanna hug him
“If I tell you smthing do you promise not to make fun of me🥺” “dude.” I am her she is me
“We’re friends of Luke’s” the way his fell ugh he knows and I’m gonna cry nothing is fair
WHAT IS HAPPENING TO LITTLE BABY PERCY IN THAT FLASHBACK WHY IS HE SAD WHO HURT MY SON
His face when he says I remember Grover I’m dying
“Wow Grover got really old, how long have we been in here?” IM CACKLING
I have so many more but the rest are in separate posts and also I’m very tired😭I better wake up to yall having of found those two little shits bc I’m never gonna have the patience for that
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Leverage ep 10 :3
once again, no pre-game thoughts! diving straight in
[edit: it seems I forgot to put the reaction under the cut lol (also spoilers :3) ]
Le Reaction
it just auto played to the next episode so idk what this one’s called 😔
nice music tho
gross part 7
ooooooooooh 👀 what’s he do 👀
i was about to be so mad at Ford lmao got me in the first half ngl
Ford, did you seriously compare your drinking problem to this new heist 🤨 “we have bigger issues,” uh huh, okay sure buddy
Oh this is LA? I thought this was New York lol
HARDISON NO 😂😂😂😂 ELIOT DONT ENCOURAGE HIM
“In singles,” he said that with his whole chest 😂😂 my dude
sign off the strip club says “we support our troops” and I fucking died 😂
Eliot, babe lmao, sorry about your car
THE MAFIA??????
WHAT IS HAPPENING?????
CARTEL??????? I am literally guessing lmao
Eliot snatched the gun so aggressively lol
Ford what is with that look 🤨 why did you make this decision
LMAO THEY DIDNT
Sophie what is that accent???? I am so confused
Parker, I love you
Sophie, what a wonderful time to “indirectly” talk to Ford about his issues
i now love Marcy
NO
NO DONT GIVE THAT TO PARKER
I AM WORRIED
THERE’S A BOMB
NOT MY BOY HOW DARE THEY
i am….so stressed
why am i surprised that Hardison knows how to jump start a car lol
Stressed! IT IS DOWN TO SECONDS MY HEART CANT
OH THANK FUCK
same Hardison lol
ah shit.
wait, hold up, is it really—IS IT REALLY THE FUCKING CARTEL?????
jfc prime subs covered the show’s subs 😠😠😠 BRO LET ME READ
WAIT WHAT IS THIS?????
gangs???? Latino gang???? And now a different gang???
HARDISON NO! THAT ACCENT WTF
oh ok, so Chilean gang and Korean gang I think
this B plot confuses me
lmao Eliot you funny man
ALEC YOU FUNNY MAN
I AM CACKLING
wait North Korea?????
lmao Hurley sort of getting invested in Parker’s story
SOPHIE YOU ARE NOT SLICK
NOT SLICK
Oop, product placement!
Ford, I am concerned
OH DEAR LORDIE
THE PLOT THICKENS
oooooh the projection 👀
sophie literally went “the call is coming from inside the house” when Ford admitted to having a family history of addiction
okay for a second, I did think he was was real
i am….nervous. soooooooo nervous
FORD I AM CONCERNED! SO CONCERNED FOR YOU
OH AND OF COURSE THE GANG IS HERE
Hurley confuses me, but he’s very adorable. In like a pathetic wet cat way
Parker: *says something deep and adorable about Ford and his issues with attachments*
Me: …oh my god🥺
Ford: *immediately uses a gun to shoot the fucking window*
me: OH MY GOD
awwwwww Parker’s sad pout :(
yes Hardison, you’re anger is valid
ok so I checked the time stamp rn bc it sounds like we are hitting act 3 portion and my goodness I have less than 10 minutes left?????
ah yes, the classic garage roof showdown 😎
OH SHIT THEY STILL PUT A BOMB
HAHAHAHA I UNDERSTOOD THEM
OH SHIT
ngl Hurley, i would be confused too
IN THE DUCKING WHEEL?????
awwwww he didn’t get a hug :(
did they give him a fucking witness protection????? no hugs for Hurley :((((
lmao Parker’s was still in there?????
awwwww that hi was so cute!!!!!
THE OT3 IS STRONG! STRONG I TELL YOU
next time, Sophie 😔
General Thoughts
OKAY SO! Damn, what an episode. Really delved into Ford’s issues there 👀 got some bits of Sterling (cannot wait to see more of him ngl. he’s seems like the devil on Ford’s shoulder) Hardison and Eliot duo was iconic. Just two dudes trying to heist but panic horribly together lol. Parker was absolutely adorable (no notes, just me). It will be interesting to see how Sophie and Ford’s dynamic continues throughout this season bc they are in a rough patch 🤧 But I have high hopes
#leverage#fluffy watches#long post#interrupting queue once again with a liveblog#everyone was so funny this episode#it was a struggle typing for this episode lol#debating now if i should watch spyxfamily or ep 12…….
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random ask since i'm in a pokemon mood: have you played any rom hacks? if so, which ones are your favorites?
DAIHSAKAFFOOOOOOH V I CAN TALK ALL DAY ABT ROM HACKS!!! I AM CACKLING LIKE A MANIAC RN THIS IS MY CHANCE
okokok ik you asked abt rom hacks but im gonna include hacks AND fangames cause tbh i always put em in the same category (illegal pokemon games)
the best, most top tier, most BRILLIANT fangame of all time is a game by ekat n michael called pokemon ashen frost. bestie @frostbite-yinny can vouch for how amazing this game is. basically its a crime noir pokemon game that takes place in one huge ass city. you play as a detective with a swinub as a partner n the game is split into cases rather than gyms. my words arent enough to describe how high quality and genuis this game is. the story is deep n intricate n so beautifully told. n ohmygosh the SETTING. the city of riverview feels so,,, real. like i literally miss being there. the MUSIC too!!! its so jazzy n compliments the setting n story so well. n dont even get me STARTED on those CHARACTERS,,, you will get ATTATCHED. n i mean it. the end a the latest demo literally had me WEEPING. it features a talking protagonist which rlly helps you bond w the other characters. basically, ashen frost is a story abt people that takes place in the pokemon world, n thats what i adore abt it. i IMPLORE anyone who likes pokemon to play this game. im not saying that cause its my favorite, but bc to not play this game is literally a disservice to yourself. in fact i'll even give you a download link,,, here ya go
ahem. anywho. as for actual rom hacks, my favorite is easily pokemon fire red rocket edition. pokemon but you play as a member a team rocket!!! its such a breath a fresh air. a fun way to play through kanto, which is definitely needed seeing as most ppl have played through kanto 53629523 times. n the STORY??? goes HARD. theres a twist at the end that changes the way you see the story of red n blue. it takes the game from really great to fuckin BRILLIANT.
special shoutout to my first rom hack n the one that got me into all this,,, its a fire red hack by @shima-draws n its basically the story of fire red but your rival has a crush on you n flirts w you throughout the course a the game. my gateway drug n the reason i was able to play through kanto <3 her post abt it is here
another special special game is pokemon legends of the arena. another BRILLIANT n unique fangame that has you travelling the region while participating in a tournament rather than a gym challenge. amazing characters, a talking protagonist which is AWESOME, n an amazing soundtrack!!! the story is absolutely FANTASTIC too. n theres a breathtaking sidequest too. n theres like three different endings!!! which i love!! i got the true ending on the first try hehe ;))
i also cant help but love pokemon insurgence. as my first fangame i have a lotta nostalgia for it. look man, this ones FUN. its got super cool delta pokemon which are essentially regional forms before regional forms were regional forms. the story is a fun level of over the top n i love the inclusion of some a my favorite canon pokemon characters. also, this game made me cry. not bc a the story, but bc its fuckin HARD. n my ass was playing on NORMAL difficulty.
some other rom hacks ive played are pokemon gaia n pokemon glazed but tbh its been so long i dont remember much abt em,,, heh.
#if yall only take one thing from this let it be PLAY POKEMON ASHEN FROST!!!#Max Be Normal About Pokemon Challenge (IMPOSSIBLE!!!)#ty for the ask <3#pokemon
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Im reading the 3tan series in chronological order and currently on basketball its 4am on my time rn i havent had sleep yet GOD ITS SO ADDICTING THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR THIS WONDERFUL MASTERPIECE RYEN I LOVE YOU SO MUCH EVEN THOUGH U DONT KNOW ME U DESERVE NOTHING BUT GREAT THINGS THIS WORLD HAS TO OFFER AND MY GOD 3TAN YOONGI IS JUST SO SIMILAR WITH YOONGI IN RL AND ORANGE HAIR YOONGI???? MY GOD HES SO FUCKING HOOOOOOT I NEED WATER I SWEAR THE WAY YOU WRITE THINGS ITS SO IMMACULATE I FEEL LIKE FLOATING AND TRANSPORTING INTO A DIFFERENT DIMENSION anyway im so sorry its on caps IM JUST SKAKKSKSKSKS PLS I LOVE YOU RYEN I AM REALLY EATING UP THE ANGST!! AND THE SMUT AFTER THE ANGST IS SO *chefs kiss* MYGOD RYEN I DONT KNOW HOW TO ARTICULATE MY WORDS CORRECTLY DAMn AM SHAKING (am so shameless RN) ANYWAY I LOVE YOU SO MUCH REALLY THANK U FOR THIS i think i needed to sleep but IDK MIGHT NEED NO SLEEP bcoz 3tan but again I LOVE YOU RYEN!! 🫶🫶
DKSLFHDFH OH MY WELL HELLO BABE! this is the energy i needed LOL thank you so so much for reading 3tan and enjoying that yoongi! basketball is where everything ramps up pretty fast, so have fun with the rest ahahahahah
DONT WORRY ABOUT THE ALL CAPS PLS THIS IS GREAT. the angst is definitely gonna keep angsting - and the spice is gonna keep spicing - but it'll all be okay in the end! i absolutely loved reading this whole thing and the way i'm cackling i-
wHEW. thank you, love. this was a treat of a message and here's to the rest of the series!! have fun and would love to hear more once you get through the other parts bc this was entertaining as hell LOL
#love you too!#this was a shot of espresso thank you :'))#anon#asks:3tan#3fan:yoongi#3tan4#lovely people#*ryenfictalk#mailbox💌
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Azul and Kalim with a Bubbly, Carefree S/O!
i prob shoulda made this 7 days ago but I am EXHAUSTED lolol
gender-neutral s/o! spoilers up to chapter 5
warning: I have no idea how to write for the tweels… also this is kinda long
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this man honestly just saw you as a blithering dumbass
what person in your condition is so nice ?? obviously kalim is nice but that’s cuz he’s rich and all that, you’re in a shitty rundown dorm with a bunch on nuisances around you!
so in his humble and totally non-biased opinion, you are stupid
so when you team up with leona to destroy his contracts he is, for a second surprised that you have functioning brain cells. then he’s pissed.
after the whole overblot stuff, when you, the idiot trio, and the octavinelle trio are coming back from returning the school photo is when you and him truly bond.
since the walk back is mostly quiet between the two of you (if you forget about the tweels driving adeuce and grim insane in the background), you strike up a conversation!
bold for someone who literally just ruined his life’s work
but he here’s you out. you’re definitely smarter then he gave you credit for anyways.
and what you say makes his face RED. steaming, on fire, burning! someone call the fire department, you just nuked the building
“azul, I understand why you’re so keen on hiding your octo-form, especially with your background, but for the record,” you gave him a lopsided grin, leaning forward a little bit as you stop in your place.
“I think you were really cute back then, and you’re still cute now. those people back then had no idea what they were talking about!”
he stills there, speechless, before stuttering up a storm and covering his face in embarrassment.
you just hum a little, adorably, and wait for him to recover.
and THATS the moment it happened. that’s the moment you RUINED his life. that’s the moment you EMBARRASSED him completely.
he’s overreacting. he has a crush on you. briefly thinks he’s sick for a moment, or that you placed a curse on him like riddle. (he was so out of it he forgot you were magicless).
so he does what any rational person does when complimented by a cutie.
he runs.
like a loser /j
you stare blankly, blinking a few times before looking back at floyd and jade, worrying that you had offended him. you shouldn’t have brought up such a sore subject, you think.
but floyd looks amused, and jade has his gloved hand over his mouth, as if he’s trying to conceal a giggle. very out of character for him
when you ask what happened, they just smile. “little shrimpy realllyy riled up azul~ he had a funnyy lookin’ reaction tho~!” floyd cackled at his own comment, before jade beckoned him to follow azul back to the mostro lounge.
safe to say, you were fairly confused for a while. and anxious. had you offended him ????
not very carefree y/n of you, s/o
but in your defense, he had just come down from a serious overblot and you didn’t want to hurt his feelings
meanwhile, azul is straight up getting bullied by the tweels, getting pushed around and teased left and right every time he left a lingering glance at you or asked one of your acquaintances to deliver you a coupon for a free drink just to see you (you did come sometimes and he was ECSTATIC !! never talked to you tho lol)
where your and his love story really takes place is when he gets to play hero for you !!!! finally !!!!!!! a chance !!!!!!!!
his heart is absolutely going BONKERS when he saves you and grim from scarabia !!
it’s quickly crushed when you guys get absolutely launched to hell by jamil
while everyone is groaning and mumbling curses under their breath, azul turns to you apologetically. he was supposed to be your knight in shining armor !!!! he is absolutely drowning im humiliation and self depreciation rn. sad puppy eyes and everything
you softly smile at him and tell him it’s okay, no one could have done anything anyways! you’re just happy he came for you :)
he is so flattered and love struck by your words that he just-
“I love you.”
HE IS IMMEDIATELY MORTIFIED.
horrified, frantic apologies escape his mouth, but you just light up!
you say, “there’s a reason I want to keep visiting the lounge, you know? i keep hoping to see you, but I never got to! I’m so happy you feel the same way!!”
you are practically jumping up and down, while azul melts
azul can feel himself leaning closer and closer to you subconsciously, himself mesmerized by your kindness, your endless sweetness
closer and closer, and-
“will ya two get a room ?? we’ve got more important things to think about then you two!”
at grims exclamations, you both turn to the tweels + grim and kalim. the tweels are giving azul freaky grins while kalim looks absolutely delighted for you two!
looking around, you notice a filled up water source, and the tweels in their natural forms. obviously they had found a way back without you two.
you two, visibly embarrassed walk back up to the group, getting ready to leave with them. you hold onto azul while he reluctantly turns into his octopus form. his nervousness fades away when he sees how wondered and excited at seeing him!
he’s incredibly happy, for once, that someone ruined his life. because it started a better, newer one- one where he could feel happy and accepted by someone important.
he was truly a fortunate soul <3
he and mal are the only ones i can imagine that didn’t initially hate/degrade you tbh lol
this man is a sweetheart !!! he made friends with you early on!
when you had exposed leona, giving jamil and several of his fellow scarabia students “justice” per say, he was so HAPPY !! absolutely delighted !! he was incredibly grateful for what you did :)
he raided his storage room (his treasure room, that’s probably worth 800,000,000,000 madols) to look for the perfect gift for you! he remembered your little tanuki friend had a lovely black-and-white striped bow that had a gorgeous purple gemstone in the front of it, and looked desperately for something similar!
there he found, in a little chest, a short necklace with a small bow with an delicate blue gem as the centerpiece, connected by several diamonds adorning lace as the “string”.
he approaches you excitedly on a sunny day, when you are walking to the library. you are separated from adeuce and grim, which isn’t a common sight! nevertheless, he skips over to you.
presenting the gift, which is probably worth more madols than your life, he thanks you earnestly and happily for bringing peace to the spelldrive tournament! he offers a large, luxury party in your honor, which you unfortunately decline, siting that you don’t have the time, but then you offer to hang out with him tomorrow, which visibly makes him perk up in excitement!
he is unnaturally excited for this hangout! he could immediately feel you and him click and he spent the whole day gushing to jamil about it! but he is a bit dense and figures it’s because he made a new friend! always an exciting occasion!
he spent a solid 20 minutes standing at the door waiting for you. when you finally arrive, he instantly opens the door before you can even knock on it and drags you in! but you don’t mind, you actually find his excitement quite endearing
he gives you an action packed tour around his dorm, introducing you to some people, before he finally snaps out of his excitement and notices your outfit.
it’s so dirty! have you always been wearing that??
with no filter he says that straight to your face. luckily you’re aware he means this kindly, as he does not have a malicious bone in his body.
you awkwardly state that you don’t have a lot of clothes to spare since crowley (fuck that guy) barely tends to provide for you.
kalim is APPALED.
see, he was pampered his whole life, getting all the clothes he wants so he is more than a little shocked.
but then that shock turns into instant determination !! he needs to get you clothes and stat!
he tells you to wait with jamil (who is throughly annoyed and confused) and runs off to a smaller storage room for scarabia students in general, a spare uniform room. he finds one he assumes to be in your size and gives it to you!
turns out he has GREAT EYES for design and gets your size right on the dot! how lucky!
after you’re done hanging out and you have stacks upon stacks of dorm clothes, you finally leave, right as it becomes evening.
after that, scarabia pretty much becomes your second home! you hang you there every other day with kalim (sometimes grim is there but ever since kalim started feeding him crackers he’s.. been a little distant from the dorm), you’re practically a scarabia remember!
you’re just like kalim, just less dense and with better grades!
soon adeuce starts getting suspicious. clearly you two are together.. right ? i mean, you totally would’ve told them but.. I mean, you have scarabian dorm clothes that you wear to school, you and kalim are joint at the hip, jamil constantly complains to the basketball team about how you’re constantly on his nerves…
y’all gotta be together
so idiot duo decides to do some stalking, some sleuthing
takin a page outta rooks book, good for them
basically they been to ask around scarabia members whether or not you seem romantic together, which the answers are usually a resounding yes.
then they begin seeing and listening to how you two talk together. what they’ve notices is that you two stand suspiciously close.. you two don’t stop looking at each other… you two are very physically affectionate…
after thirty minutes of investigation they immediately jump to conclusion.
and confront you two both.
because they are stupid.
“hey!! s/o!!” adeuce marched up to you two, over-confidently.
“hey you two-“ you start off, before stopping, seeing their borderline hurt expressions.
“why didn’t you tell us you were datin kalim??” deuce asked. you could almost see his eyes get glossy as he begins to get emotional for no reason. “did you not trust us enough?”
“yeah! explain, now!” ace is a different story, visibly upset.
you blink at these two, as a few seconds go by.
then you and kalim both laugh at them. in their faces. they both get very defensive and upset immediately.
“h-hey !! we’re trying to confront you here! you can’t just laugh at us!” adeuce desperately tries to see what’s so funny here.
you wipe an imaginary tear from your eye as kalim says- “we’re not dating! what are you talking about?”
ace sputters for a few seconds, before saying “but the affectionate glances! the way-to-close-to-be-romantic hugs! kalim, you’ve kissed s/o on the CHEEK!”
kalim laughed light-heartedly, “that’s because they’re my best friend!” he scratched his cheek a little, visibly flustered. “not that I would mind dating them, haha!”
adeuce blinked as you both laughed. “I wouldn’t mind dating you either kalim! you’d make the perfect partner!” you say, smiling.
deuce and ace look like they’re about to go insane.
ace pulled his hair angrily, face tinting red in frustration. emulating a certain dorm-leader, aren’t you, ace?
“if you don’t mind dating each other that bad, then why don’t you just date, huh???”
that shuts you and kalim right up, as you eyed each other.
kalim was the first to break eye-contact, settling with a close eyed grin. “why not?” he began, “s/o is a lovely person, if they would want to date I wouldn’t mind!” to which you say- “I’d love to!” and interlock hands with him.
you two stupid idiots were dating the whole time.
adeuce died that day, of raw anger and disbelief while you two walked off to go on a proper date.
you are kalims diamond in the rough, and honestly anyone who didn’t see it is a dumbass <3
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kalims was weak and I hate it :( but I hope it was okay !! have a wonderful day, remember to hydrate !!
#twisted wonderland#twst#twst kalim#twst azul#kalim al asim#azul ashengrotto#twst jade#twst floyd#twst jamil#jamil viper#floyd leech#jade leech#twisted wonderland hc#twisted wonderland headcanons#twisted wonderland headcanon
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Good Omens 2 bits (part 1)
Imma watch this again and actually take notes the second time around, but I just wanted to do some points on things I noticed on first watch:
- I love how the Bentley actually IS sentient (or at least some version of it) and changes it’s personality a bit when Azirapale drives it (is it bc he actually changed the Bentley? How did he manage to actually change the Bentley? HMMMMM??? awfully sus Crowley)
- Another thing about the Bentley, idk if they were actually there in the first season, but you can VERY CLEARLY see the bullet hole stickers that Crowley got the one time he got petrol just so he could get those damn Bond bullet hole stickers. Nice touch.
- Apparently Crowley’s flat is property of Hell??? And that’s why he has to live in his car the whole time now that he’s a traitor??? Do you think Crowley has been only sleeping in his car and spending the rest of his day in the bookshop? One of the lines in Crowley’s confession would seem to support that but idk.
- Onto the bookshop now, absolutely LOVE how Aziraphale learned his bloody lesson the first time about how IF YOU OWN A BOOKSHOP DO NOT HAVE OPEN FLAMES WITHOUT PROPER SAFETY MEASURES!! I was dying when them using electric candles in the circle finally hit home and Gabriel saying “Look there’s plenty more fire extinguishers up here!” absolutely killed me. I was dying of laughter.
- Another thing about that climax... I absolutely fucking LOST IT when Aziraphale did the halo thing. Neil mentions it in the introduction of the script book about how Good Omens was almost made a movie before and... well... take a look for yourself:
the FUCKING DISCUS HALOES MADE IT IN FFS!!! I was dying, as soon as I saw Aziraphale go for the halo I was like, “oh Neil you better FUCKING not have” and then he did, and I had my face in my hands and couldn’t stop cackling at the madness I had found myself in.
- Another thing about this script book, I noticed this just through the trailers but they did cement it in the show:
They did it, they managed to put it in there. I honestly teared up a bit when I heard it in the trailer, cuz it was something that Terry had suggested. Hell, it even ended up becoming Gabriel and Beez’s song (yes I know those of you who shipped them are probably over the moon right now at becoming canon, I’m still in shock that what I considered a joke ship actually happened, but I am honestly happy for you and they are.... admittedly disgustingly cute together)
- Another song related thing, I am SOOOO happy that good old fashioned loverboy finally got the love it deserved. It only took us all making so many animatics with it and fanfic titles with it’s lyrics, but I’m glad to see that the Bentley thought it was fitting.
- It’s also nice to know that before the Fall, Crowley was at least a Dominion or a Throne, but my bet is on being a higher power than that since I don’t think they’d just let ANYONE make the whole galaxy (also LOVED that scene btw, such a great opening to come back to).
- I think the last things I’m gonna mention are the whole nazi zombies thing (why is it ALWAYS nazi zombies?? It’s so weird to see them here, anyone else immediately think of COD??) and the fact that this instance of Aziraphale’s magic act is at least probably part of the reason why Crowley reacted the way he did in the first season to Aziraphale wanting to do magic for Warlock’s birthday (that and he already knew that his magic wasn’t very good as he says).
But yeah I’ll probably have more thoughts later since I am going to watch it again and take proper notes this time, but even though that ending was heart breaking I still really enjoyed it whole heartedly. I’m pretty sure my smile was plastered onto my face for most of the show. I know not many people will see this, but I hope you enjoyed and I’d love to gear about any little things that you noticed. I am absolutely LIVING for this fandom rn.
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i know this is like. super specific but im going through a big batfam fixation rn and i am absolutely being influenced by my favourite piece of art ever and also this wonderful chat fic, and i have thus far made a mega crossover au where both danny from dp and marinette from ml are damien’s siblings. because the potential interactions there are just. so wonderful.
BUT i have one itty bitty problem in that i can’t plausibly find a way for both danny and mari to escape the league of assassins alive. but i really want to. SO if you would please indulge me and let me know which seems more plausible? (honestly non dcu fans can chime in bc i have only the bare basics knowledge on dcu lore lol)
okay so here’s how i want it to go down: danny is the eldest at 16, mari is the middle child at 14 and damien is the youngest at 12/13. i figure that danny was born first, and a couple years later they decide to have a backup, so mari is born but whoops ra’s is a mysogynist so mari is abandoned, and then damien is born.
my take on talia is that she doesn’t actually care all that much about kids that disappoint her, so i think that if her dad says mari has to go, she wouldn’t hesistate to kill that baby. so im thinking maybe she passes the order off to someone else, and that person gets cold feet at killing a literal hours old baby, so they leave the baby where she can be found and given a better life. when damien is born and is started to be train, it’s clear that he’s much better at what the league want out of him over danny, so danny is discarded. HOWEVER i can’t for the life of me figure out a way that he’d get out alive. because one non-damien kid getting away from the league i can accept, but two seems too much.
in my au before i decide to merge the two (i had two separate mari and danny sibling fics lol) i had danny die of a mysterious death and brought back with the bare minimum of pit waters just enough so he’d live again, but in critical condition. this is the reason i’d likely keep to, but again, it feels like too much of a “yeah i don’t really care abt how plausible it is - it just happens”.
like. i get that way when im making aus for fandoms that i am heavily familiar w and have been in for like 3+ years, not one im literally only just dipping my toes into lmao.
SO my question, is this plausible? does this make sense? would it make bruce have a heart attack upon realising he has three bio kids instead of just one???? will jason cackle himself back into the grave????????
#shut up danni#i love crossover fics if you didn't notice....#i really should be working on my dp/mha fic rn but my mha fixation is v much not in the cards rn#esp bc my dc fixation is going strong and i wanna ride that wave for as long as possible y'know#dw this au almost definitely won't get posted unless i manage to get like 20k+ words down#but who knows maybe i'll crack and i'll do the same thing i did w locked out and post it here as a rough draft
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Hi Holly! (hehe)
Just came to dump my reactions so far to your amazingly curated SVT playlist bc where else would I go for the music thoughts inside my brain???
Thoughts on Love&Letter Repackage:
Wow wow WoW was NOT expecting to love their first full album (repackage ik, but basically lol) as much as I did. Before listening to this I had only heard Adore U and Aju Nice, which were nice (no pun intended), but not necessarily songs that stuck with me for whatever reason, so I didn't think that their older stuff was gonna be my cup of tea and had ignored it basically (carats don't come for me lol). But going through this repackage I literally saved half the songs!
SIMPLE. like ik the original title is in caps but I am putting caps on top of caps bc...like...🥹🥹🥹 idk I first played through the album on a long solo drive (car audio hits diff imo) and when I heard this one while driving it just like...made me feel something??? lol. This was prob the first song on the album that I came to and was like 'w o a h’
Also Adore U vocal team version literally made me fall in love with that song. Like I like the original now but I especially like the vocal version ughhhhhh. Can't get the hook out of my head now so help meeeeee.
And yeah wow the song Space - that song really gives off those trainee/early debut days, which I can’t even imagine what that’s like (HARD AF), but hearing the song and then now reading the lyrics it deeply resonated with me - I had similar feelings during my early college days, and college is also when I first got into kpop, so it just makes me wish I’d known about this song back then 😭
In total my faves were: VERY NICE (yes I changed my mind after second listen lol), Healing, SIMPLE, Hit Song, Say Yes (I'm a sucker for a good emotional ballad), Adore U (vocal team ver + original), and Love Letter.
Overall such a light, breezy, feel good album - totally perfect for summer actually so I'm really enjoying it rn lol
Lastly, I am leaving this gif here for absolutely no reason except that this scene in their debut mv literally made me *cackle*. did not know this vernon variant existed until now 🤭🤭🤭
And this concludes part one of my deep dive into SVT content.
Loving the ride so far!
- Dee
Dee!!!
I am oh so sorry, it has taken forever for me to reply to this 😭 I got my L&L Repackage reprint over the weekend and it reminded me of your message!!! I'm so glad you're having so much fun with the playlist and enjoying their content, especially L&L, as much as I do!!!!
Debut Vernon was so cringe LMAO but so cute HAHAHAHA.
I hope you're doing well!!
P.S. I finally went to Ed Sheeran this past weekend!!! 😍😍😍 He is amazing 👏
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thing about getting to meet my closest friend in person for the first time in six years!!! putting a cut because i occasionally remember my manners about not clogging up people's dashes
i met my closest friend yesterday for the first time in six years. six years!! we've known each other since we were what. eight years old I think? I absolutely hated his guts back. i cannot stress enough how much i despised her with all the fury and hatred my tiny self could muster. it went on for YEARS. oh, the depths of playground politics i delved into and strings i pulled. i am, to date, mildly in awe at the power I managed to wield and how i did it. i don't think i've ever experienced that level of commitment to anything in my life ever since, really. i would have cackled evilly if i knew basic media tropes back then. the entire foundation of my approach rested on the other side, said friend and her friend, being power-hungry despots who cared little for others' choices on the playground while I, on the other hand, was a benevolent (non-)leader (because this was a democracy unlike them, excuse you) and we went by popular vote (yes i am aware the concept of leaders exist in democracies but my third-grade self got it a little mixed up, shush). it was magnificent and it worked. I had regular victories and I reveled in them. i was winning at life.
anyway turns out it was entirely one-sided and said friend barely registered a blip on their and figured I just liked playing different games askddhsfs
learning (only last year, in fact) that I inadvertently played the role of that bumbling villain who does little more than cause minor annoyances and doesn't even count as an enemy was humbling xD
I kinda held this friend responsible for my then-bestie and i drifting apart and that hadn't helped, really. but man how times have changed. I don't even know where then-bestie is today, while my sworn enemy from then is someone i'd help bury a body for today.
i'm really glad i have this person in my life. :)
and the six years thing? yeah so here's the deal. we've lived in the same city for the better part of those six years. my city isn't even that huge and they live only about 10-15 minutes away from me. six years of living in the same city and not once did we meet skdfhs. tbh i'd even go so far as to say that while the current iteration of our relationship started off with us bonding over fandoms in ninth/tenth back in school, I think it was during those six years of being exclusively online that we got this close. this friend is a huge part of my life and i'm literally texting them about something dumb as i type this too. i've learnt so much from them, ya know? even how to be a good friend. i take the lessons i've learnt from her behaviour and directly apply it to other friends and they response by considering me such an understanding and nice fr- no you don't get it, i'm literally just hitting copy+paste on behaviour. i suck at being a good friend naturally, and that reflects when i encounter brand new situations and completely drop the ball. i just happen to have a good teacher for the other situations like 3 AM breakdowns because this friend has handled enough of my own 3 AM breakdowns. anyway i digress.
the point of this whole thing is that anxiety fucking sucks. so much. i'm meeting my bestie for the first time in ages and all i can think of is that i suck in-person. here's the thing. i am not very fun offline. i certainly think i can sometimes be fun online, but overall i firmly believe online-me >>> offline-me. (now pointedly ignoring the implications of online-me also being not-great-company based on how i act on the tumble because i cannot handle that tangent rn. fwiw, tumblr-me is experimental and fairly different from how i act over text i think. or at least, i'd like to think?idk anyway MOVING ON before i spiral-) plus like. said friend looks very cool. i... do not. i am still figuring out how i'd like to look etc (yeah if you've seen that ongoing thing about experimenting with my hair throughout May, it's a direct result of this insecurity. i'm pleasantly surprised that i've stuck to it till now and am still going strong! I might attempt a regency-based one soon too :D okay back to the point. i am very bad at staying on topic, sorry.) and i've changed a great deal physically since i last saw this friend. so amongst all of these insecurities bubbling up and stuff, i kinda didn't want to meet her at all? and that sucks because why!!! why would i not want to meet my closest friend!! this also holds for other friendships. if i don't meet in person very often, i don't want to. i did the exact same thing, except more intensely for another friend back on campus too and kept looking for excuses to put off meeting him. eventually i met him because i ran out of excuses and i was so freaked out, i had to get like five different people at various points to push me. and i ended up having a blast! i liked meeting that friend and had a great time and stuff. brain gremlins just suck. anyway so back to this friend. apologies if i'm getting confusing, i lost the thread of whatever this post was supposed to be ages ago. i'm glad I met this friend yesterday but i also now i'll freak out the next they propose meeting too
aaaaaah no, not ending this on a sour note. this friend means too much to me.
heh so we never met in six years despite living in the same city? thing is, we only met now because said friend is leaving the country soon. and i am!!! so happy for them!!! they got into a wonderful program in canada and heck, they deserve it! they're brilliant and have achieved SO MANY cool things in their undergrad and honestly, i am often struck by wonder that they're my friend. just. my friend is very cool and you, reader who doesn't know who i nor this friend are, should know that. and i finally got to meet them in person after so long :)
(and the odds are i won't be meeting them ever again asdshkff because they have no reason to return and i have no reason to head to canada)
#yeah i'll forever be amused that we didn't meet in person#despite living in the same city for SIX YEARS#and texting /every single day/ for at least four of those years#but just. did not meet.#also not editing this despite my penchant for skipping words while typing sometimes so welp#hope it's comprehensible#anxiety mention#and mention of insecurities in the context of friendships#placeholder tag
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oh my god telling shinso, bakugo, deku and aizawa that they look breedable and submissive 💀
“looking submissive and breedable”
character(s) : shinsou hitoshi, bakugou katsuki, midoriya izuku, aizawa shouta (bnha)
legend : [Y/N = your name] gender neutral reader, quirk’s not mentioned, third year au!
i mean,, the terms submissive and breedable are definitely suggestive 💀 but there’s nothing explicitly spicy in this
headcanon type : fluff, crack, suggestiveness but nothing actually explicit as per usual (x reader)
note(s) : i found that entire thing funny. like, tiktok compliments went from “i have a tesla oops im rich!” to “i am submissive and breedable” 🗿 these are mostly reactions, so there’s not a ton of nuances. also i planned on posting this sooner but i mourned after watching tokrev ep21
might delete later if i hate how this looks
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shinsou hitoshi
you saw someone commenting under a tiktok simp video that they were submissive and breedable
and you simply cackled thinking about telling that to him— who’s him? well, that’d be hitoshi
so, here you are, walking towards him without any plans, but to tell him that he’s “looking submissive and breedable today, shin”
oh my GOD
why do you do this to him? like,, he knows about your frequent tiktok shenanigans. after all, it’s been a while since you guys started dating
but he never expected said pranks to actually FLUSTER him?? his plans of remaining composure have been demolished.
like.. hitoshi’s probably seen a tiktok comment like that, and hasn’t thought much of it since. if any, he probably called denki ‘down bad’ after seeing him comment that under some girl’s tiktok 💀
but when you tell him that? that’s a whole different story
he knows you’re filming a tiktok, and tries his best to maintain his composure— but even such comment would make him crack
for the first few seconds, you can actually see that it had some flustering effects on him 🧍♀️
the way his hand shoots up to cover his mouth— LIKE THAT REALLY DOES ANYTHING TO SHIELD HIS BASHFULNESS 😃
but, after those first seconds pass— it feels like he can actually react the way he wanted to
even though he knows you’re just saying that for a tiktok, hitoshi probably takes a look at himself
like he’s trying to see if your statement is valid or nah 💀
he finally speaks, “thank you…?”
“‘thank you’??” 😦
it just kind of looks like his soul left his body for a second, and now he’s acting like everything’s fine??
like bro 🤨 weren’t you a windows loading screen a second ago? you’re not acting as suave as you think rn, mr. shinsou hitoshi 🙎♀️
“well what am i supposed to say? thank you for recognizing my breedable-ness, i am capable of multiplying and making mini shinsous 🤨❓”
and this makes you go 😀😳😯 in a matter of SECONDS
lets just say, he wasn’t the one that walked away flustered afterwards— but the tiktok comments section couldn’t find themselves blaming you.
bakugou katsuki
if you’re gonna do this to bakugou katsuki— i think i have the right to question your mental state 😨
you have a desire for self-demise, probably. you simply wanted to do this prank on him for his reaction, not caring if the idea would be worth it in the end
even though you’re dating him, that doesn’t make you safe just yet 🧍♀️
like, what makes you think this was going to be a good idea 🤨 either way— you fear absolutely nothing and i respect that
you run towards him, recording the tiktok in the process, and with laughter falling from your lips, you say “kats, you’re looking real submissive and breedable today.”
upon hearing the terms used, his face literally goes RED like a tomato— is it embarrassment? humiliation? bashfulness? is it all of the above? yeah it is
thinks the terms being used for complimenting purposes is horrid, and downright awful
probably fought someone in a random tiktok comments section about it— and when asked about his opinion on it, he visibly scowls
that doesn’t mean you have no effect on him whatsoever.
“what the fuck.” it sounds domineering, instead of it being a question. he’s in disbelief, but at the same time, it sounds like katsuki’s not questioning you
thinking you’ve said it all too quickly for his understanding, you repeat yourself “you’re looking subm—”
“what the fuck??” he repeats the same three words, except he sounds absolutely menacing 😨 and he’s glaring now
oh no. not good news. like c’mom— you just told your constantly furious looking boyfriend, with a explosion quirk, mind you
that he was submissive and breedable 😃 you fear nothing, because katsuki himself knows he’s unable to do any harm to you for several different reasons
more laughter falls from your lips when his eyes narrow even further into slits, blush deepening in rich color
you were about to make your next move, which was just 🏃💨 because you assumed you got the reaction you were looking for
he puts his hero training into use, and TUGS at your arm, pulling you back near him— you’re like 🏃😃❗️
“oi, oi, oi, where the fuck do you think you’re going, hah?”
you stop laughing 😨 at this point, your recording made an abrupt stop. “you can’t just run away after saying all of that shit— hey!”
you somehow manage to slip out of his grasp, and a chase between the two of you began 🧎♀️
he was furious for several different reasons, and you had to make up for it by pampering his ass 🚣♂️
the tiktok comments section thought you passed away 💀but on a brighter note— the tiktok’s sound went viral
midoriya izuku
menace behavior (2)
tell him that, and he’s probably gonna turn into stone— and collapse onto the floor 🗿
you knew this was probably going to fluster him— and while you don’t regularly anyway enjoy tormenting him by making him literally BUFFER
you made exceptions in the past, especially for tiktoks— so, you’ll make an exception for this one 🤩 he is cute when he’s flustered after all
after some minor preparing, you go out to find izuku, as you’d like to do this as soon as you could— and which you luckily run into in the hallway. izuku beams at the sight of you
“Y/N!” he rushes over to you, just about to offer you his greeting kiss on the cheek — until you say the following words
ever so casually too.
“izuku you look super submissive and breedable today.”
,,, pause. 😀
like a sunrise, the realization to your words is evident on his face. from the way his cheeks get redder each second that passes, and the way his jaw goes slack
you can only silently laugh, while his reaction grows in shock, and severity
he’s kind of like 🥰☺️😀😃😧😮😨😱 it’s nearly the entire ‘smileys and people’ emoji category /hj
it’s like you WANT him to shut down 😨 because at this rate, he will.
i’m not gonna lie around and say he had absolutely no idea what submissive or breedable meant
like,, separately, he knows what they mean, alright 😃 we can all blame that one unfortunate encounter he had on the internet for that.
but that doesn’t mean he won’t get flustered— man saw those words in a tiktok comments section once
once
and was literally red in the face for an hour, he didn’t know it was considered as a compliment now (it’s not,, exactly one)💀
and he’s still trying to understand it
his mouth opens, but as expected, nothing is actually being said. “i— uhm, uhm! thank you?”
you allow him to speak, amused by the way he fumbles with his hands like he’s juggling invisible objects 💀 mouth opening and closing like a fish
it looks like he could erupt like a volcano 🌋🤭 or pass out, or short circuit you get what i mean
“oh that’s,, probably not the right answer uhm.. i am grateful that there is a exponential possibility of producing, and procreating fruitful children! if you so ever please uhm..”
i mean, that’s what he said— but he managed to say it all a little too quickly. at least, for any outside viewer’s understanding. on the other hand, you understood everything
at this point, your green haired boyfriend knows he’s rambling, and he just WISHES he’d shut the fuck up. but, he mouth keeps disobeying what his mind wants or needs to do
“i.. am rambling. and, i’m probably really, really red. and uhm, blushing.. right?”
you nod, and you laugh at the way his mouth shutters— opening and closing wordlessly, trying to form at least something coherent, to stop embarrassing himself infront of you
“you’re adorable.”
his blush looks like it’s relieved of some of it’s color, the compliment making him relax. izuku’s still red though 💀 “thank you!”
the tiktok goes viral, and as expected of your expectations— no one made fun of him. it would feel wrong to do so anyway 🧎♀️
aizawa shouta
first of all,,,
are you sure 😃❓ that you want to 😃❓ do that 🤨❓
you were not just a little hesitant, but very hesitant on telling aizawa shouta— pro hero eraserhead, that’s also the strict, homeroom teacher of class 1-A
that he was submissive and breedable 💀
you debated with yourself, weighed the pros and cons of it all— and thought out loud “hey, do i— actually want to tell shouta that? do i? really?”
it wasn’t like shouta was a teenager by all means— he’s 31, an adult. he most likely knows what that is
and even if he was unaware, we have presentation mitochondria as his bestie, and midnight sensei to tell him innuendos like that
and despite your hesitancy, you still managed to suck it up— and gather as much courage and bravery as you could
regardless, you are extremely brave— i’d say much braver than telling bakugou that he was the aforementioned
because i rather eat a couch than tell shouta that
after mentally preparing yourself, and self reassurance— you pace back and forth with your phone in your hand
because y’know— you keep changing your mind if you actually want to tell your fatigue boyfriend that, and possibly make him more fatigue
“oh jeez, do i actually want to do this?” you mess around with your phone anyway, to make sure it’s still ready for recording
“do what?”
hearing the familiar gravely, baritone voice causes your thumb to press on the recording button, utterly startled 💀
you turn around, and of course— it had to be your boyfriend, shouta. the person you were looking for “you’ve been pacing around. do i know why exactly? no. i don’t”
“you look submissive and breedable.”
you can feel your self reassurance melting away 😨 and you can already feel the tears forming /hj
you did NOT actually mean to say that so bluntly— but there is no turning back now 😃 #yolo
you wince at the silence, and you observe his face for a reaction— though it might be a little painful doing so.
shouta contemplates if he should say anything. but, in the end— his face is like 😐
basically, he does not look amused— he looks so done, and it looks like he could just sprint away at any given moment
he could but he doesn’t want to bc you’re his s/o 💀
THIS IS WHAT YOU WERE FEARING 😭 i mean, you were anticipating this kind of a reaction, but that didn’t make things better
he— has heard of those terms, we can blame his besties for that. i can’t say he’s on tiktok because thinking about learning how to use the app makes him tired 💀
he doesn’t know how that’s a compliment, and he does not know how to respond to this
so, he says this “… okay. please take a nap with me.”
“sure, alright.” “alright.”
you’d say he had no reaction, but you can see some redness at the tips of his ears. you feel nice, knowing you still have an effect on him
you guys don’t talk about this encounter, at all. he still gives you that flatline 😐 expression, if you ever call submissive or breedable again.
and because of that, the tiktok remained in your drafts for a bit— until shouta told you it was fine to upload it
“when it gets to a certain amount of views or likes— just private it, take it down or whatever.”
the tiktok gets 700k views 😨 and a bunch of comments laughing at his expression, and reddened ears. his besties had a good laugh
likes and reblogs are appreciated, thanks for reading!
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hey there again!!!
might i slide in this fine ask box with another HC request?
if yes, then could you please write some HCs where uf and ht sanses and papyruses (seperate of course) s/o gets put in a hospital for a lil bit? you can decide what happened to s/o. maybe a bad heatstroke cuz its summer or something (totally not because its a bad heatwave where im living rn haha nope). idk, i just crave angst or hurt/comfort again from my fave skeletons.
if you're not up for this, its totally fine!!
thank you, have a chill day/night B)
- 🌌 anon whos sunburns arent stinging that much anymore B)
*Evil cackling* OH-HO-HO, yOU HAVE NO IDEA WHAT MONSTER YOU HAVE UNLEASHED…… I am an evil being who feeds off of angst and pain, and you’ve given me ample opportunity to make some of that sweet sweet angst >:-)))))))))
I tried to keep it ambiguous as to what you’re in for, mostly because I want you to be able to imagine heatstroke and me to be able to think “hahahah stab stab”! ^^
Also!!! The healthcare system in some other countries is fucking insane (like??? You guys have to pay to not die??????) so I’ll be going off of what I know about the healthcare system in Sweden where it’s free. (At least I’m 99% sure it’s free, except for like. Small things. For example, my antidepressants. I had to buy those myself when I was still on them.)
UF + HT BROS WHEN S/O IS IN THE HOSPITAL
Red (Underfell Sans):
He’s panicking so so bad, he’s terrified. What if you die?
Curses out anybody who tries to keep him from you, including the poor nurse who’s just doing their job
Actually he just. curses in general. He’s just spewing cuss words to seem angry instead of scared because That’s Definitely Better
Most likely out of all four to physically lash out at… well, anybody (except you obviously) lol
Red hates hospitals too, to make matters worse. He doesn’t know why, but they make him feel uncomfortable.
If somebody did this to you purposely and he’s not allowed by your side, he’s going out to find the person and kick their ass during that time lol
If nobody did this to you, he’s pacing and cursing and jfc Red, you do realise there are other people here right enjdjdjdjsjsk
This fucker tries to pull a “pfff nah i was never worried” but like. Red. Darling. Light of my life. Stars in my sky. Center of my universe. Bitch of my heart. Everyone can see right through your “anger” and literally your shaking voice is so not convincing. Get a better poker face and voice.
With some prodding, admits that finehewasscaredyou’ddieandhethoughthisheartstoppedforasecondwhichisweird’causehedoes’tevenhaveaheartanywaysthat’sovernowsowhocares
(He’s not great at expressing himself but it’s still progress)
WILL be staying right by you as you recover. You’ve no choice. (You do actually, he respects you and will back off if you tell him to)
Edge (Underfell Papyrus):
Oh no. Oh no.
Edge is trying his very best not to show any emotions but he’s not good at it because like. It doesn’t take a genius to see that him screeching angrily at people and demanding for the doctors to fix this is actually him poorly masking his fear. Edge doesn’t have the best poker face lol
He’s so pissed if he can’t stay right next to you the whole time. You’re his S/O!! What kind of bullshit is this?!
If you do need to be left alone with doctors and such things, Edge will do one or two things depending on why you're in the hospital, how bad what you’re in for is and for how long he can’t see you.
If you’re here for something like heatstroke - AKA something not brought on by somebody else - he’ll call friends and such while pacing and somewhat frantically share your current condition.
However, if anybody did this to you; and you’re in bad shape… Well, even fucking Satan will cower at the brutality of Edge’s revenge.
When he’s allowed to be, he’s by your side and - depending on why you’re in and for what - he might nag you for being careless, reassure you it wasn’t your fault, reassure you in general, and/or just stay silent.
It’s barely noticeable, but just noticeable enough, that you can tell that he’s shaking.
All it takes is a “are you okay?” For him to break and confess how scared he was.
For a moment he was back Underground and it was horrible and he felt so powerless and he hates that. He’s so, so happy you’re okay and he- he swears he’ll be with you on your way to recovery. Please just never get hurt again.
Dusk (Horrortale Sans):
If you thought Red and Edge were scared, just know it’s nothing compared to the absolute terror he feels.
Dusk knows how fragile the human body can be. He’s seen horrific things happen to humans and monsters alike and he’s always hyper-aware of just how easy it’d be to kill and/or hurt you.
Logically, he knows you won’t die, he knows human anatomy well enough to know this is something you’ll bounce back from, but his instincts are going haywire and all he can think of are the mangled corpses back Underground. It doesn’t matter whether your condition has anything to do with broken limbs or not, because those pictures are what his mind is forcing onto him.
He refuses to leave your side. If he’s forced away from you by nurses/doctors/staff, he’ll protest but if he really can’t be by you for your safety, he’ll be anxiously hovering as close by as he possibly can. Whenever he’s allowed to touch you, he’s practically glued onto you.
If he’s sure it’s just the two of you, and you’re unconscious, he’ll probably cry.
He… He hates being reminded of your mortality. He hates the idea that any day could be your last. He doesn’t know what he’d do if you were gone.
(He’d dust, probably.)
If somebody else got your purposely hurt, he’s going to hunt them down after a while (after you’ve recovered enough for him to be comfortable leaving you alone for a bit). He’s not going to kill them, but he might rough them up a bit -- but most likely, he’ll just intimidate them and/or threaten them. (It’d be a different story if you were murdered.)
Whenever you’re conscious, he’ll do pretty much anything you say, so long as it won’t get you anymore hurt or risk stunting your recovery.
When you’re released from the hospital, he’ll be by your side nearly 24/7 because he hates the idea of you getting hurt again just because he wasn’t there to protect you.
Aster (Horrortale Papyrus):
Tries to look calm and composed, but he does about as poor of a job as his brother. He does better in that he doesn’t act out or get in the way of the nurses, but he’s also crying and shaking and sobbing and can’t stop.
You getting injured triggers him pretty badly. If you’re not bleeding, it’ll probably be “only” a bad anxiety attack, but if there’s any blood involved it’s escalating into a full-blown panic attack.
He’s a nurse himself, but I doubt he’d be allowed to work with the other nurses when it comes to you because of how unsteady he is. He’s not sure whether he’s thankful for it or not, because he doesn’t trust himself to do a good job but he also wants to be there for you. He trusts his colleagues, but it’s still nerve-wracking.
Just like the others, he’s glued to your side when he’s allowed to be. Very metaphorically. He’s the best of them all at giving you space, partially because he’s just more respectful lol and partially because he’s a nurse so he knows not to smother you with physical affection until you’re in the clear.
If somebody caused you to go into this state, he will just like Dusk go and find them. He won’t do anything physical, but he does intimidate the person very effectively. He’s a terrifying giant and he knows how to use that to his advantage.
When you’re fine again, he’ll be acting anxious and protective for a while. He feels really guilty about it (because he should be comforting you - plus, he’s a nurse! He’s seen way worse things on his job) but you’ll have to give him comfort. This whole thing didn’t inspire much positive feelings in him and it stressed him out a lot, it may honestly take more of a toll on him than it does you.
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hello! may i request headcanons for chuuya having a crush on someone who's dense? like he could ask them out in the most straightforward way possible and it would still go over their head?
yes, yes of course you may!
sorry this took so long! my computer was out of commission for abt a week (or two..??)
but this is also my birthday writing piece for chuuya!! (4/29/21) i even added a small drabble thingy in addition to the hcs for the occasion hehe
from where i am, it is about fifteen minutes past midnight so it’s officially chuuya day here!!
happy birthday chuuya i love you! you deserve the whole world and everyone is willing to fight tooth and nail to ensure your happiness! we love you! 💗💗
anyways, i hope you all enjoy this! i kinda had some writer’s block but it was still a lot of fun to write! there might be some mistakes, but i’ll scan over it again later. reader is gender neutral! have fun!
chuuya having a crush on a dense! reader
nakahara chuuya x gn! reader
im cackling somebody help him
he’s frustrated bc you can’t take a hint or a thousand but he can’t even be mad bc he’s whipped
“look at you all dressed up today, wanna go out later? my treat?”
“oh really? thanks chuuya-san! you’re such a nice friend. i’ll go invite the others right now, i’ll see you later!”
“...”
fast forward to later in the evening and he finds himself at a little restaurant with the black lizard + higuchi and akutagawa
sigh
in unison all of them go, “thank you for the meal chuuya-san!” (except aku and hirotsu are quieter & and gin just a nods hehe)
“no problem” (ꐦ ´͈ ᗨ `͈ )
gin only pats him on the back in sympathy
he spends a lot of time trying to think of ways to make it absolutely and undeniably clear that he has feelings for you
he always fails
“(y/n) i like you”
“i like you too chuuya-san”
“really?”
“mhm”
“t-then will you—”
“you’re a really great friend! and superior too”
“...nevermind”
“oh were you saying something?”
“nah, just forget about it”
tachihara is laughing in the corner of the corridor
dont worry, chuuya made sure to get back at him
chuuya’s been pinning after you for years and frankly, his failed attempts to woo you has lead everyone to the breaking point
and i mean everyone
yes, even aku
hell even dazai
but dazai also thinks it’s funny, so he doesn’t mind all that much
okay bye bye dazai-san this headcanon set isn’t abt you rn
PLEASE EVERYONE FEELS SO BAD FOR HIM
they knew even if he kissed you, you still might not get it
so they decided to help him
super secret mission get chuuya and (y/n) together is a go!
they’re still working on a proper mission name, don’t mind them
they had a super secret strategy meeting!
you can bet your ass that they nearly got nothing done
akutagawa & kaiji weren’t much help, neither was higuchi, mori, or elise
tachihara nearly got killed for a thoughtless comment
“just tell them chuuya-san!”
“i already fucking did you ass!”
gin, hirotsu, and kouyou were the most helpful !!
hirotsu and kouyou both agreed on the idea that chuuya should try courting with bouquets of flowers instead of flat out asking you bc they knew you found them pretty
(even if you don’t identify as a female, flowers are for everyone no matter gender or sexuality! so let’s normalize giving flowers to everyone <33 )
gin didn’t speak but she used cards to communicate
everyone knew that you weren’t stupid (you wouldn’t have survived in the mafia if you were) but they did know that you were only stupid when it came to all this lovey dovey stuff
i mean, if chuuya gave you flowers every so often, there’s no way that you wouldn’t piece it together at some point
right...??
but kouyou assured him that even though you wouldn’t get it right away, you’d appreciate the gestures and that he’ll stand out more
she even said that if someone gave her flowers, she would appreciate it, whether or not she reciprocated their feelings
it takes guts to be so up front with your feelings after all
gin and hirotsu only nodded with her explanation
once again, this only provoked a reaction out of tachihara
“what do you know gin? i get the old man and kouyou-san, they’re grown, but you? what do you know abt courting? or flowers? what are you a girl?”
akutagawa choked on his cough, higuchi on air, and on the other side of yokohoma at the ada, dazai is cackling
yes, dazai somehow placed a listening device onto chuuya’s hat and was listening in
don’t ask how, it’s dazai
“DAZAI GET YOUR BANDAGED ASS OFF THE COUCH AND STOP LAUGHING”
anyways
the next day, chuuya did what was barely discussed and for once, things actually started to look up
until they started look to down again
at first, it actually looked like you understood his intentions after he gave you a bouquet of flowers
literally everyone was leaning against the opposite hallway you two were in and then they got excited !!
especially chuuya !
but then your expression sort of changed...??
and then in their heads they simultaneously went, “oh no”
they knew that expression
it was very familiar when you tended to friend zone chuuya
but boy let me tell you what you said next made them facepalm and or make their jaws drop
“ah, so you really are friend zoning me huh chuuya-san; what a shame, i really did like you”
LEMME TELL YOU WHEN I SAY THAT CHUUYA WAS DISTRESSED I MEAN HE WAS DISTRESSED
you liked him??
him of all people??
he wasn’t complaining, no of course not, but he still couldn’t believe it
but that wasn’t what he was really focusing on right now
what in any form or language did it say he was friend zoning you?!
flower language apparently
chuuya chose to buy the bouquet of yellow roses, pink carnations, and yellow carnations bc he thought you would appreciate the brighter colors, and so that you’d remember them better (because remembering them, meant remembering him)
but ooh boy
altogether, they meant the exact opposite message he wanted to send
someone help him pls
“you see chuuya-san, yellow roses mean friendship, pink carnations mean gratitude, and yellow carnations mean rejection; sooo in a nutshell, these pretty much say ‘thank you for being my friend, but im rejecting you”
no one can tell if tachihara is crying or wheezing
and dazai is having the time of his life
yes, he started listening in on him again
and chuuya is just stunned
like speechless and unmoving stunned
is he just bad at this whole courting/dating thing?? it’s only been one day and of it and somehow he was the one doing the rejecting??
“thank you for the flowers chuuya-san, i’ll be going now; i’ll make sure to let this affect our friendship. i’ll see you tomorrow!”
you passed by the not so subtle group of people
“tachihara-kun..?? are you alright?”
just for context, he was leaning his forehead against the wall using his forearm
again, it was hard to tell whether he was crying or wheezing
“i-im okay (y/n)-san...i think c-chuuya-san has it worse than me”
“...okay..?”
BACK TO CHUUYA
he’s still frozen poor baby
but it’s okay bc after like 5 more seconds he’s chasing you down the hallway you were walking in
kouyou, with a knowing smile on her face, ushers everyone away towards the opposite direction
she received some whines (ahem, tachihara and mori) but silenced them by summoning golden demon
but it’s okay
if they run fast enough, they can see what happens through the security cameras
chuuya caught up with you and tried to explain everything but he was exhausted
emotionally, physically (bc since when did you walk that fast??), and generally just tired with the whole situation
he just wanted to call you his; was that too much to ask??
as explosive as he can be, he can be calm and collected too
and he really did try to be that way as he talked with you but it was very difficult at the moment
the dumbfounded and confused look on your face his face twitch with annoyance and his heart started beating faster bc god you were cute
BUT THATS BESIDES THE POINT RIGHT NOW
thank goodness after what seemed like years, you finally somewhat understood what happened
you didn’t understand completely but it was something
The two of you stood in the middle of the unusually empty hallway facing each other, you with the bouquet still in hand. It was quiet as you and Chuuya assessed the situation.
You looked at him skeptically and he stared right back you with his gorgeous blue eyes.
“...So you do like me Chuuya-san??”
“Yes”
“And you were trying to court me just now, not friend zone me??”
“Yes”
You got most of your questions out of the way, but there was something that you’ve been wondering about for quite a while.
“...So you’re not gay for Dazai-san??”
“Yes, im not wait—GAY FOR DAZAI?? THAT MACKEREL??”
Chuuya did a double take. What in heavens name made it seem like he liked that suicidal maniac?? Why would he choose him if he had you?
Like he would choose him anyways; or ever consider him as a possible romantic partner.
“Oh, so you are?”
“NO! I SAID I LIKED YOU DIDN’T I?”
“Well yeah, but I thought you liked Dazai-san too. As annoying as he is, he can be quite charming—”
He was out of patience at this point (nope definitely not because you were talking about Dazai who told you that?) and just decided to kiss you.
You immediately melted into the kiss and kissed him back with the same amount of love and feeling.
Letting the bouquet fall to the ground, you wrapped you arms around his neck and his put his on your lower back and brought you closer to him. After a few more moments, the two of you broke apart for air.
The two of you, slightly out of breath, leaned your foreheads against each other and just basked in each others presence.
Chuuya looked into your (e/c) eyes and asked you just a little bit above a whisper, “Now do you get my intentions and feeling?”
You blinked at him before breaking out into a grin, “Hmm I’m not sure; do you wanna do that again Chuuya?”
The red head only blinked back at you before rolling his eyes, a smile present on his handsome features, his heart fluttering at you using his name with the honorific.
“Dumbass”
Smiling cheekily at him, you pressed a kiss on his cheek and started dragging him towards the lobby to take a walk around the building perimeter, knowing that the two of you can’t be too far from work.
The way down to the lobby was mostly in comfortable silence until you said something that made Chuuya want to bash his head against the wall.
“You know, you could’ve just told me you liked me Chuuya. It’s not like I would’ve said no.”
Once again, as the rest of the more power mafia members watch from security cameras, it is hard to tell whether Tachihara is crying or wheezing of laughter.
omake !!
The two of you just started making your way around the building when suddenly a very familiar voice came from Chuuya’s prized hat.
“Chuuyaaaa!! It was about time you stopped being a chicken, Chibi!”
Removing his hat from his head, he started yelling at it not knowing exactly where the listening device was planted.
“TEME! HOW DID YOU—”
“And (y/n)! I would congratulate you, but I think I would rather offer you my condolences. Why him?! He’s just a slimy slug. OOH OOH how would you like to join me in a double suicide?! A shame it won’t be a lover’s suicide but it’ll annoy Chuuya so I think it’ll be worth it! ”
“YOU—”
“And please don’t kiss while I’m listening in. You made me lose my appetite! And it was such a shame! I was eating crab using Kunikida-kun’s money! Do you know what you’ve cost me?!”
“DAZAI YOU PIECE OF—”
“Ah! Kunikida-kun is here! I have to go!”
You can hear something is the background that vaguely sounds like, “DAZAI YOU WASTE OF BANDAGES STOP USING MY MONEY”
“DAZAI DON’T YOU DARE LEAVE IM NOT DONE WITH—”
*Click!*
The click sound from the hat revealed that Dazai disconnected.
Chuuya twitched and glared furiously at his signature hat hating that the voice he hated the most came out of it.
“Aww, I didn’t get to talk to Dazai-san”
Chuuya whipped his head towards you, a look of mock (or real) betrayal showing on his features.
You laughed at him before taking the hat out of his hands and placing it on his head.
He shyly looked away before muttering a thanks making you smile wider. Just as the two of you were about to start walking, a small explosion erupted from his hat; it was likely that Dazai made the listening device self destruct.
“DAZAI YOU BASTARDD”
At the Armed Detective Agency, a certain suicidal maniac hid from the wrath of his current partner as he thought about the wrath his old one.
“Hmmm I wonder if Chuuya would finally stop wearing his ugly hats if I blow all of them up...”
as always, reblogs and shares are appreciated! i hope you all stay safe! and just in case nobody told you they loved you today, i love you! you are enough! <3
writing belongs to me! please do not plagiarize! the reblog button is there for a reason
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Hey, if you’re still doin the headcanons, can I have some for lee!Philza? Reason being that I’m writing a fic for him rn and I has no ideas on his tickle spots, am stumped - starlightrosa
*sits up in my chair and cracks my knuckles*
Ah yes, the birb man, here are some of my fav ideas:
It is proven that he has a ticklish neck, we got a clip of Mumza tickling his neck and Phil absolutely lost it! Nails, raspberries, and feathers are all things that will make him scream and laugh wildly on this spot
Mans has sensitive ears too!! I love the headcanon of him melting and giggling wildly from his ears being gently teased/blown on
If you're doing dsmp or origins smp, his wings are hell ticklish, I don't make the rules ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ Lightly scratching where his wings meet his back will send him into cackles, and scribbling at that spot will make him ✨ascend✨
Speaking of his back, that is somehow both a spot that will make him fold like a lawn chair and also melt. It depends on the method you use! Softly trailing your nails along the area will make him blush and giggle softly, but clawing, spidering or scratching are hell for him. He can't handle it for long due to how sensitive his back is
His thighs/knees will cause frantic kicks and high pitched laughter, he cannot handle scribbles there to save his life- If you're gonna tickle him there, you gotta make sure to hold down his legs so he can't accidently kick you
This guy snorts when he laughs too hard!! We've seen it!! Ticking any spot for long enough will trigger a series of snorts and it embarrasses him so much but it's really endearing
Squeaks!! Squeaks during laughter!! He does it!! It's fucking adorable!!
The usual places like stomach, ribs and sides will get him laughing quite hard if the right techniques are used, but the spots that get him the most would be his back, neck and legs :D
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UMM THIS
https://vm.tiktok.com/ZMe24dvmM/
Im sorry I know you are packed and busy but can I make a request based on that video?? BECAUSE HOT DAM JUST WILBUR ENTERING LIKE
‘WHAT IS THIS I HEARD ABOUT HURTING Y/N AND TOMMY ‘
LOOK AT THAT VIDEO LOOK AT IT AND TELL ME YOU ARENT SIMPING TO THAT MAN
I simply cannot tell you that because it would be untrue because I am SIMPING so hard…. Also this was way longer and had a lot more plot than I originally planned so…. There’s that lol. Hope you enjoy. (P.S. Because it’s so long, this is going to be the only post tonight, my brain is a bit fried rn lol. Have a great night everyone!)
Warnings: Mentions of very quickly losing a lot of weight, it’s brief but it’s there. As well as, manipulation from Dream. At one point the reader is like “wow it’s been three days since you hit me… Thanks Dream!” And a few swear words here and there.
Before Wilbur died, you and Wilbur were married. It absolutely broke your heart to watch the love of your life lose his mind (and then his life) for the nation that you and he created to raise and protect your boys in. But you stood by his side until the very end. You held his hand as he died and clutched his body with Phil once it was over. Ghostbur gave you somewhat of a shock. Because you’re husband was back, and he remembered you. He was the man you had married. The person he was before the presidency, before the war, before L’Manberg… You’re Wilbur was back. But you were still sad. You couldn’t hug him or kiss him like you were able to and although he seemed to be right in front of you, it felt like he couldn’t be farther away. Ghostbur can see this and decides that if he can, he really wants to try to come back to life. He tells his father and older brother about this and so they begin planning and researching. In doing this, they kind of accidentally turn a blind eye to what is happening to you and Tommy.
While those three are figuring out how to bring Wilbur back from the dead, you and Tommy are being harassed by Dream. Something else you lost when you lost Wilbur was protection from Dream. For some reason, Dream was always afraid of Wilbur. Perhaps it was his ability to always stand up for what he wanted and fight for the things he loves… Or perhaps it was because he was Techno’s brother. Doesn’t matter. Point is when you lost Wilbur you lost the protection from Dream. Dream threatens you and Tommy, trying to provoke Tommy and trick him into doing stuff so that Dream could get him in trouble and one day it finally works. Dream tells Tommy where George’s vacation house is because he knows that Tommy cannot resist checking a place out and looking through other people’s stuff. So Tommy drags Ranboo over there and while they’re there they accidentally knock over a lantern and burn some of the house and some of the chests. On the other side of the server, Dream is in your home, poking fun at you for losing your husband and telling you that it was partially your fault and just stuff like that. You didn’t react. You never could when talking to Dream. But his words stung and slashed deep, and he knew it. Finally after a while of this, Tommy comes bursting through your front door, out of breath and seemingly panicked. “What’s the matter?” You ask softly, leaving your kitchen and going to comfort your boy. Tommy is about to spill everything but when he looks up he sees Dream and immediately swallows his words. “We were playing tag… That’s all… Tag” he says. You absolutely do not believe him but you catch his gaze and know that whatever he’s done he cannot say it in front of Dream. So you decide you’ll just have to wait…. You don’t have to wait long.
“You burnt down George’s vacation home?” Dream’s deadly tone sounds from the kitchen. Your eyes widen and scan Tommy’s face and the look that overtakes him, you know it’s true. “I did not burn it down… I knocked over a lantern and a small fire broke out… I tried to repair everything, it’s fine.” Tommy insists. But Dream seems too pissed to listen to reason. “Come with me” he hisses, marching forward and snatching Tommy’s wrist tightly and marching out of the house. A small whimper left Tommy’s lips as he was pulled causing you to fly into a rage. “Let go of him!” you demand, chasing after them. Dream doesn’t listen and so you reach out and shove his shoulder causing him to stumble, let go of Tommy’s wrist and whip around to face you too. A chilling smile rests on his face, “Oh you just messed up big time.” Before you can react, he reaches out, grabs your wrist, grabs Tommy’s again and continues on down the Prime Path. You’d try to fight it but the grip on your wrist was just too strong. Dream pulls you to Tubbo and immediately jumps on the boy. He explains what happened as well as says that you assaulted him and that he wants you two exiled from L’Manberg or there will be hell to pay. Dream tells Tubbo he will start a war and will kill everyone and everything if his orders are not followed. You can tell Tubbo really doesn’t want to, but it’s something he has to do. Tubbo lets out a small sigh and nod, “Okay Dream. You win.” He murmurs, not looking at Tommy’s betrayed face. “Excellent choice, Mr. President,” the man spits out. “Tubbo” Tommy utters broken heartedly, staring at his best friend, silently begging him to say sike… It never comes. “Dream please escort Tommy and Y/N out of my country.” “With pleasure” You wrist is seized again and you’re being dragged away from your home.
After you three get out of the SMP, Dream lets go of your wrists and lets you walk for yourself. You approach Tommy and wrap a comforting arm around him. “It’s going to be okay Tommy. Everything is going to be okay.” You comfort the young boy who sighs and nods, “I just can’t believe that he would throw me under the bus like that,” Tommy murmurs. “I know kiddo. I know.” You follow Dream for a very long time until he is satisfied that you are far enough away from the rest of the SMP. “Okay, we stop here… Put your stuff in this hole,” Dream commands, digging a small hole for the two of you to throw your stuff in. You let out a scoff and roll your eyes, “No way. You’ve already forced us into exile. There’s no way we’re giving you our stuff.” Dream’s face flushed a bright red before he lurched forward and grabbed you. Putting in a headlock to where you’re back was pressed against his chest, his arm around your throat while he has a crossbow to your head. “I’ve had enough of you fucking attitude Y/N. You have no power here. I do. I’m in charge and when I say to do something, you do it. If I ask you to jump, the only thing you may ask after that is “How high?” Do you understand?” You don’t speak, not wanting to give him the satisfaction of obedience. But then the tip of the arrow digs into the side of your head causing you to let out a small pained whimper, “I said, do you understand?” he demands again. “Yes” you finally whimper out. He moves the crossbow away from your skull and lets you go and shoves you forward, stumbling into Tommy who catches you and stabilizes you. “Put your stuff in the hole… Now” he growls, not in the mood for any more ‘games’. You and Tommy share a look and then a sigh and slowly put your things in the hole like he demanded. And you could only watch as he placed TNT above it and blew up everything. All of your items that you had worked hard for… Gone in a moment. Dream leaves with a cackle. You and Tommy are just there. Shocked. Finally, after a few moments, you’re able to shake yourself out of it. “Okay… Let’s get started, there’s no time to waste.” Tommy just looks at you and then he sighs and nods. “Let’s do it then.” The two of you spend the rest of the day gathering materials and building yourself a little shelter. You were all alone… At least you were all alone with your brother.
As we all know, Dream comes back almost every day. He comes back, blows up your stuff and leaves. The first time he came back you tried to stop him… It didn’t go well. “Dream, please he just-“ He cut off your words with a harsh slap across the face. It sends you flying and leaves your head spinning. “Haven’t you learned yet? Stuff. Hole. Now.” And you have no choice but to obey. You watch with a broken heart as Tommy slowly begins to actually trust Dream and believe him when he says that no one misses him. You do your best to be there for him and convince him that it’s not true but as days go by and no one, not even your Ghostbur, you can’t help but slowly believe that they’ve forgotten about you two. As time goes on, it seems that you and Tommy fade. You lose a lot of weight. Your food source is scarce and you have to do a lot of work because you’re restarting every. single. day. You get hurt a lot easier and it takes a lot more time to recover. Every once in a while, Dream will physically hurt you. Whether it a slap or a small sword slash, he does it just to make sure you still remember who’s in charge. You just learn to take it and deal with it. It hurts, but at least it’s you and not Tommy. Ranboo visits you once and is horrified at what he sees. He’s worried about you, but knows he can do basically nothing to help you. He makes a mental note to tell someone about it back in the SMP…. And even though he has memory problems, this is one thing he cannot forget.
On the other side of the SMP, Philza, Techno, and Ghostbur have done it. They’ve cracked it. They have figured out how to bring Ghostbur back to life and to bring back Wilbur. The three make the plan and tell no one, especially not you. (Yeah…. They don’t even realize that you and Tommy aren’t around rn lol) They want to make sure this works before they tell anyone. So they do all the prep and the work and then they perform the ritual. They perform it in a cave somewhere just a little bit away from Techno’s house so that absolutely no one would know where they are or what they were doing. They begin just as nightfalls. Carefully completely each step and making sure they’re doing everything just right, knowing if they fuck up one small thing it’s over and they won’t be able to get Wilbur back. The three complete the final step and wait…. Nothing happens. “Fuck!” Techno curses, his eyes falling to the book, “We did everything right! It should have worked!” “Techno calm down, we’re all upset but at least we-” Philza doesn’t get to finish. All of the sudden a bright light floods the room. The light? It’s coming from Ghostbur. “Uhh guys?” the ghost questions in fear as he is levitated off the ground. Philza and Techno cannot look at him for fear of going blind. Ghostbur is unsure of what is happening but then the shredding pain fills his body. A scream rips from his throat as his whole form begins to physicalize. The skin begins to become real as the bones, blood, organs, and all other internal body parts forms. All memories that Ghostbur had forgotten flood Wilbur’s mind as his whole life flashes before his eyes, reminding him of everything. It only lasts a few moments more before the light fades and Wilbur is dropped from the air. His body hits the ground with an extremely harsh thump. He feels the impact and lets out a groan. His whole body is sore… But he’s there. He’s real and most importantly he’s alive. “Wilbur?” Philza asks hesitantly. Wilbur lets out another groan. The two standing men share a look before rushing to his side. They kneel beside him and gently reach out. Don’t tell anyone but tears threaten to fall from both men’s eyes, Philza and Techno’s, as their hands actually are able to touch Wilbur and they don’t go through him as if he were a ghost. They gently help him from his side to laying on his back. At the movement, Wilbur opens his eyes and is met with the tear laced ones of two of his family members. “Hey guys” he manages to croak out, “how’s it going” “Wilbur” Philza breaks, a tear streaming down his cheek before he lurches forward and wraps the boy into a warm hug. “I’m sorry. I’m so sorry” the older man sobs to his son. “Shhhh,” Wilbur calms his father, “It’s okay Dadza. I wanted it. You did what you had to do. It’s okay.” To the two’s surprise’s Techno’s buff arms wrap around the two and join in the hug. “It’s uhhh… it’s good to see you Wilbur” Techno grumbles, not really liking the emotion that had built up in his chest. Wilbur let out a soft laugh, “Good to see you too Tech.”
The sweet moment is broken by someone calling Techno’s name a little ways away from the cave. At first, they elect to ignore it, but then the voice calls again, this time for Philza and they can tell now that whoever it is, is panicking. So the two help Wilbur up and gently help him out of the cave. They look out over the snow and find Ranboo there, standing on Techno’s front porch. “Ranboo!” Techno calls out causing the tall boy to turn around and then run at them. “Techno! Phil!.... Is that Wilbur? Like actual real Wilbur? He’s alive?” Ranboo asks, his tone still slightly panicked. “Yes Ranboo… It’s a long story but to sum it up we managed to bring Wilbur back to life… Now why are you here and why are you panicked.” Ranboo’s eyes shift back to Wilbur and gulps, “I knew you weren’t going to like this… But now you’re really not going to like this… Dream is hurting Y/N and Tommy…” All three, especially Wilbur, snap to attention at that. “What?” Wilbur asks harshly. Ranboo gulps and nods before diving into his story. He tells them about your exile and how Dream has been treating you two, blowing up your stuff and even physically harming Y/N. He tells them that Dream has the two convinced that nobody cares about them anymore. The three go stiff at that. Have they all been so focused they really missed all of this? Well time to go right some wrongs. It is almost as if all ache and tiredness left Wilbur’s body at the thought of his spouse being hurt, especially at the hands of Dream. He straightens up and takes a few steps toward Ranboo, “Take them to us” he speaks, his tone pretty damn dark. Ranboo nods and quickly turns around and leads the three men back to the exile spot.
Back in exile, you and Tommy built a house… Logsted! It wasn’t exactly your taste, but it made Tommy happy so you lived in it together. You had woken up, actually feeling kind of good. The bruises and nicks on your face had slowly begun to heal and Dream hadn’t hit you in the past three days. You had a nice dinner last night, you and Tommy had found some chickens and made a small chicken farm a little ways away from the house so that way Dream couldn’t easily find it, but point is you had chicken for dinner… that’s what I was getting at… I’ll move on. So long story short, you were feeling good. The sun had risen and so Tommy and you were just kind of waiting for Dream to show up so you could get the daily blowing up over with. And like clockwork, he shows up, but for some reason he’s angry. For the past couple days he’d actually be pleasant to be around, greeting you asking you how you’ve been. But today was different. He slammed the door open and begins digging a hole in the middle of Logstedshire… That’s really weird. He was going to blow up the stuff inside the house? No way. But he points to the hole and you know he wants you to dump your items in. You move to the hole but don’t throw your stuff in, “Inside the house? Can we please go outside, I don’t want to ruin our hard work” wrong thing to say. A growl escapes Dream’s lips as he reaches forward and slaps you hard across the face, harder than he’s ever slapped you. It is enough to make you dizzy, but you don’t even have time to recover because his hand is in your hair, yanking it back forcing you to look at him. “You stupid bitch. You would think that after all this time, you would have learned by now… I mean you were doing so so well. But it just seems that you never learn your lesson… Guess I’ll have to teach you yet again.” And he pulls out his sword and points it at your stomach, ready to slice you again. Just as he’s about to harm you, the door swings open again and someone stumbles in. They lean against the doorframe with their hand grabbing the top of the frame. You can hear Tommy let out a gasp and you watch Dream’s eyes widen in fear. “So Dream,” an all too familiar voice calls, “What’s this about hurting Y/N and Tommy now?” And then you’re let go by Dream. You crash to the ground, fall flat on your ass, but you manage to scramble to a stand as you stare at the door frame in complete... Shock? Amazement? Fear? You can’t tell. You’re husband, Wilbur, is standing there in the flesh. Literally in the flesh. He’s alive again and you cannot believe it. “Wilbur” Dream stutters out, “You’re alive? How-” “That doesn’t matter, Dream. What matters is the fact that you’ve been hurting Y/N and Tommy… We can’t have that. So now what is going to happen is I’m going to take my family back to L’Manberg and you are never going to hurt them again,” Wilbur announces, moving ever so slightly further into the room. Seeming to have recovered just a bit from shock, Dream actually retorts, “Or what?”. Two more people enter the house and it causes Dream to blanch even further. “I think you know what… now run along.” Not wanting to risk it, Dream takes off running.
Once you’re sure he’s gone, you allow yourself to speak. “Wilbur?” You whisper out, still not sure if this is real or if you’re dreaming. Wilbur’s attention shifts to you and he completely soften. “Hello,” he greets with a soft smile on his face, taking a few steps toward you, “Have you missed me?” Deciding you don’t care if he’s real or not, you rush forward and throw yourself into his arms. You, like Philza and Techno, almost cry at the feeling of your body’s connecting. He’s here. He’s real. And he’s alive. His arms wrap around you and hold you to him so tightly, you almost can’t breathe. But you don’t care. You’re hugging your husband. You’re actually hugging your husband. “I missed you so much, Wilby. I mean we had Ghostbur but it wasn’t the same. I missed you,” you mumble into his shoulders, the tears slowly falling out of your eyes. His hand comes up and slowly pets your head, in silent comfort and reassurance.
After a few minutes you pull away slightly, “How are you-” You’re cut off by his lips pressing against your and you cannot help but melt. It has been months since his passing and this was just the absolute best feeling in the world. You kiss back with so much passion it makes your head spin, this time in a good way. It’s also probably the only time ever his brother’s didn’t fake vomit at the sight of you kissing. You only pull back to catch a breath, but right as you breathe in, Wilbur’s lips are back on yours. The process repeats a few times, before you manage to breathe out a “Will,” causing him to pull back, but leaving his forehead resting on yours and his lips just hovering above yours. “Yes my love,” he mumbles to you. “Can we go home please” you ask, not wanting to be here at Logstedshire any longer. He gives you a warn grin, leaning the inch forward and kissing you once more before giving his answer. “Of course my love. Let’s get out of here.”
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