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She/her //// reposts of my old writing (if i ever remember to repost them all) and new writing can be found here // multifandom blog (currently in the lmk & epic brainrot) // i won the custody battle for the judge >:3 (they are trying to escape)
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imma see if abc will rerun the rest of 911 s7 today bc i do think it’s funny
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imma see if abc will rerun the rest of 911 s7 today bc i do think it’s funny
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one of my professors, a historian who has been interviewed as an expert in various documentaries, said that the secret to documentaries is saying something very obvious, as slowly as possible. for example, if you say “the romans…….. enjoyed their dinner parties” or "being a gladiator... was... very... dangerous" then the filmmakers can get that clip and immediately pan over some cool pictures of mosaics or something. this has forever changed the way i view documentaries
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here’s the closeted furries “hey man… can u bum me a cig” and “the one uncle nobody invites to the family reunion but SOMEONE keeps telling him where it is anyways”
if you want an idea of what john is like, imagine hau from pokemon sumo
ALSO the ppl who kept asking me for trans thomas art, HERE he’s trans in this au (;
ft John:
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is this fic self-indulgent? yes. but what you're failing to consider is that I can write whatever I want so it's fine
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Reblog if you are not a pedophile.
If everyone doesn’t reblog this, I’m unfollowing all of you.
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i think we should remind musicians they can absolutely make up little stories for their songs btw. it doesn’t have to be about them at all. you can invent a guy and put him in situations to music. time honoured tradition in fact.
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have y'all noticed how odysseus' own thematic motifs get darker and warped as the journey progresses??? have y'all noticed that everytime Ody's reminded of the Just a Man song the melody gets clunkier further illustrating his descent?????
BUT PENELOPE'S MELODY DOESN'T
HER MELODY IS A CONSTANT
HIS CONSTANT
I AM FINE
the fact that 🎶Penelope🎶 will forever be sung in a way that disrupts the rhythm and/or melody of every song Ody is in is just
#yes i am thinking of the snippet jorgy gordy shared as a teaser for the underworld saga that comes out tomorrow#how the screams of captain are placed in a dissonant chord#how ruthless melody is so warped#i'm a-ok ;-;#if her melody gets distorted i will not survive the winter
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Me who knew this was going to be the case but is literally dying in class rn anyways
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never ask a woman her age a man his salary your mutual how late it is in her timezone when she starts posting about that bisexual man
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Y'all, the world is sleeping on what NASA just pulled off with Voyager 1
The probe has been sending gibberish science data back to Earth, and scientists feared it was just the probe finally dying. You know, after working for 50 GODDAMN YEARS and LEAVING THE GODDAMN SOLAR SYSTEM and STILL CHURNING OUT GODDAMN DATA.
So they analyzed the gibberish and realized that in it was a total readout of EVERYTHING ON THE PROBE. Data, the programming, hardware specs and status, everything. They realized that one of the chips was malfunctioning.
So what do you do when your probe is 22 Billion km away and needs a fix? Why, you just REPROGRAM THAT ENTIRE GODDAMN THING. Told it to avoid the bad chip, store the data elsewhere.
Sent the new code on April 18th. Got a response on April 20th - yeah, it's so far away that it took that long just to transmit.
And the probe is working again.
From a programmer's perspective, that may be the most fucking impressive thing I have ever heard.
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Re: the Frankenstein post
The channel is literally called "Overly Sarcastic Productions". If people aren't assuming at least a little embellishment and dramatic flair, then that's really no fault but the underfunded education systems' their own tbh =P
Yeaaah. But I've observed that, unfortunately, almost everyone on the internet is very reluctant to follow a citation back to its source to double-check it - myself included, if I'm not careful - which means (a) people who watch my summaries frequently don't go on to seek out the original source and formulate their own thoughts on it, and (b) when those people then erroneously quote something goofy from my interpretation as Indisputible Fact, the people who get mad at me about it don't go back to the video to see what I actually said and in what context.
I've been mulling this over to try and figure out if there's anything I can do about that, because I don't want to contribute to the dissemination of misinformation under any circumstances, but I learned from a very long childhood of Being Neurodivergent that you frquently cannot overexplain your way out of being misunderstood, especially not when misunderstanding you is entertaining. This might just be the price I pay for allowing myself to have any fun with the summarizing.
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hmmm why does my uterus hurt and why do i feel kinda off. weird. surely these are not the warning symptoms of a predictable biological process that occurs on a regular schedule. anyway. im going to wear white pants today.
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“Miscommunication” - Lmk Pirate Au comic.
Ko-fi — LMK Pirate Au Masterpost
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Redson: Ms. Long, I demand that you grant me back the samadhi fire.
Mei: Is that all you ever think about?! Mk is hurt, and the first thing you talk to me about is that stupid fire?
Mei: Time and time again, I watched as Mk tried to vouch for you. Even after we found out YOU started this mess.
Mei: And all you ever talk to me about, is the weapon that almost took his life?!
Mei: I hope you’re happy making your parents proud hurting the people who care about you the most.
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