The Danny Bunch x Fistfights:

Daniel's characters often get beaten up but they don't typically instigate fistfights. If they do fight back, it's with wits. Should they choose violence, their weapon of choice is usually a gun.

If a brawl were to break out, however, Erik, Zemo, Checo, Laszlo, and Niki would probably have caused it with something they said or did, deliberately or otherwise. In my mind they're not necessarily a part of the scuffle, they're just pot stirrers. Arranged the likelihood of someone having diabolical intent from left to right. It peters out by the time it gets to Laszlo and Niki, as they mostly trigger conflict with the unfiltered truths they speak. While many of Daniel's characters would probably lose in a fistfight, I see Alex, Arbo, Tony, and Andrea going down after a single punch. Why these babies would be in a physical altercation, however, is beyond me. David from Lila, Lila was originally on this list but then I remembered he did beat up his tormentor in a mad rage. I was also tempted to add dorky ol' Marek but then he looks way too fit to be knocked out so easily. Marko would obviously win in a punching match. I'm willing to bet Horstmayer would, too. Ernst slugged someone in The Cloverfield Paradox (threw the first blow and all) but that was after this person directed multiple accusations at him. He has a temper but I don't think he readily resorts to violence. There is this feral quality to him though, so if he is in one, I see him winning. Zemo could take on a horde of non-enhanced fighters any day. Daniel (Weltz), Tobias, and Sebastian I see running away from shit they probably stirred, the scumbags. Zemo chooses his battles. He's a skilled fighter but against, say, the Avengers or the Dora Milaje, he knows he's better off ditching the scene or pitting them against each other. Lutz, Klaus, and Frederick go apeshit when cornered or scorned. They go from nasty to full-on Nazi. To Zemo, bombs are an acceptable means to an end—a literal tool in the arsenal. Should anything stand in the way of his mission, he will make them go BOOM.

*** p.s. if it isn't obvious already, Zemo appears four times because he changes tactics depending on the situation.

p.p.s. not sure who to credit for this concept since it's all over the internet but this alignment chart is adapted from THIS POST. I also do not know who coined the term "The Danny Bunch" but I've seen it in some posts. Tumblr's search system is no help, so I'm just borrowing it here.

Catherine Deneuve Vogue Covers

Vogue Paris, April 1962, by Helmut Newton Vogue Paris, October 1965, by David Bailey Vogue Paris, December 1966, by David Bailey American Vogue, April 1st 1967, by David Bailey Vogue Paris, March 1968, by David Bailey Vogue Paris, February 1969, by David Bailey Vogue Paris, August 1969, by Jeanloup Sieff American Vogue, February 1, 1971, by Just Jaeckin Vogue Paris, February 1972, by Helmut Newton Vogue Paris, November 1972, by Tony Kent Vogue Paris, September 1970, by Jeanloup Sieff Vogue Paris, October 1973, by Guy Bourdin Vogue Paris, October 1974, by Helmut Newton Vogue Paris, March 1976, by Helmut Newton Vogue Paris, November 1977, by Henry Clarke Vogue Germany, August 1981, by Tony Kent Vogue Paris, March 1984, by Albert Watson Vogue Germany, July 1984, by David Bailey Vogue Germany, August 1985, by David Bailey Vogue Paris, May 1991, by Peter Lindbergh Vogue Germany, February 1992, by Mario Testino Vogue Paris, December 2003/January 2004, by Mario Testino

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⚡ a post with fic author recs for stephen-tony-bruce

⚡ masterlist below spoiler ⚡

stories marked with an asterisk* contain adult content

⚡ multichapter fics ⚡

party favours [AO3 link] | tony stark x bruce banner x stephen strange x reader ot4) | explicit | ~120k words | completed

practical alchemy [AO3 link] | witch!reader x established!ironstrange | explicit | in progress (hiatus)

black dog [AO3 link] | badass!reader x negan (twd) | explicit | in progress, 1/3 done

⚡one-shots⚡

tony stark | doll parts | skin starving | butt dial? no, booty call* | degradation* (dubcon) | teasing tony | nerd fishing* | love letter* (dd/lg) | bad day* | trust issues | stitches | sticky sweet* |

helmut zemo | marmalade taffy* |

bruce banner | emotional support nerd* | bondage* | lab delights* | spoiled | blindfolds & edging* | you've seen the butcher* |

stephen strange | dr. feelgood* (as seen on tiktok) | touch me i'm sick* | spellbound* | brat & restraints* | aftercare | mean!dom* (gender neutral reader) | inappropriate use of the eye of agamotto* | selfship drabbles - oral fixation, more horny brainrot | spitfire* | dazed & confused* | year after year | the leg thing* | hand/size kink* |

sam wilson | bad touch* | violent delights* (content warning) |

loki | if life gives you melons* | bondage* (nb reader, they/them) | snow day* (male reader)

natasha romanoff | hot wheels* |

wanda maximoff | caught |

bucky barnes | bother figure (daughter!reader) |

thor | idunn's apples | hired man* (dubcon) | beloved, bejeweled |

otto octavius / doc ock | horny headcanons* | i want to kill you like they do in the movies - part 1 - part 2* - part 3* (fin) |

steve rogers | it drives me wild* |

daryl dixon | cherry - part 1 - part 2* (coming soon) | untitled* | dirt* |

⚡ blurb series ⚡

daddy!ironstrange - daddy lessons* | part one | part two |

rickyl - part one*

Kinda keep getting really disappointed that whenever I ask for requests I never recieve one. I think it just shows how many of my followers are ghost followers.

I really wanna write something, I'm gonna try to get back into writing again but I'm just really struggling for ideas.

My rules for requesting are here.

I really hope someone sends something, even if it's the smallest idea, anything you want to see writen, please request something.

Really thinking of quitting writing fanfic everytime I don't receive anything

What if Zemo showed Steve, Tony, and Bucky an old sex tape between Steve and Howard instead of the tape when the Winter Soldier killed Tony’s Parents and Zemo and Bucky just awkwardly watch Tony beat up Steve, that would be so funny and kind of amazing tbh

Captain America: Civil War (2016)

Not hard to see why Baron Heinrich Zemo was one of the most hated men in his country, even amongst the very worst of humanity.

Daniel Brühl sniffing intimates, a growing pattern collection:

Daniel, No Regrets / Nichts Bereuen (2001)

Sebastian Zöllner, Me and Kaminski (2015)

Tony Balerdi, Burnt (2015)

Dr. Laszlo Kreizler, The Alienist (2018 - 2020)

L’Uomo Vogue 70s & 80s Covers

Helmut Berger by Oliviero Toscani (October/November 1973)

Paul Newman by Marka (June/July 1975)

Jack Nicholson by Klaus Lukas (August 1975)

Ryan O’Neal by Oliviero Toscani (August 1977)

Rudolf Nureyev by Oliviero Toscani (December 1979)

Rupert Everett by John Bishop (September 1984)

Jeremy Irons by Tony McGee (January 1982)

Hugh Grant by Lord Snowdon (December 1987)

Gary Oldman by Lord Snowdon (February 1988)

Daniel Day-Lewis by Herb Ritts (May 1988)

Is that dressed-to-kill dude an old sparring partner of yours, Cap?

Little Things They Do To Show They Love You (Marvel Preference)

Agatha Harkness: She’ll perform small, simple spells that just make your life a tiny bit easier. Like if she sees you struggle to reach something, she’ll magically bring it down for you.

Ayesha: Listen. Honestly, it may feel like the bare minimum, but Ayesha doesn’t really listen to anyone, yet somehow she makes time to listen to you and remembers seemingly inconsequential details in the things you tell her.

Bruce Banner: Housework. He knows you sometimes dread certain chores and he’ll do them for you any chance he gets because he knows it can upset you if chores, especially your most hated ones, start piling up.

Everett Ross: Everett cooks, and also leaves little notes around the house for you to find. Bonus points for having a lunch you take to work, which he’s usually able to sneak one of said notes into, making all your coworkers jealous of how lucky you got to be with such a thoughtful guy.

Hela: She creates things for you. Though her powers are meant to kill and destroy, she make a conscious effort to try and make things for you, whether it’s something she crafted with her own two hands, or something of a more magical variety.

Helmut Zemo: Zemo leaves you sweets. Turkish delights of course, but also any other sweet treat that he knows is a favorite of yours. He’ll place one on your pillow before you come to bed and fill your coat pockets with them because he knows they bring a smile to your face.

Jeri Hogarth: Jeri stops working. She’s always overworking, but she finds time to set aside to spend with you. Real, quality time, not like it’s just something else to cross off her to do list.

Kilgrave: Kilgrave gives you a quiet day. He speaks as minimally as possible, while letting you choose what to do that day with him. It’s a monumental task for him, really and it’s immensely difficult for him not to use his power and influence.

Loki Laufeyson: He plays games with you. Board games, video games, etc. He does fancy a good game, and despite his intense urge to, he doesn’t even attempt to cheat, turning the odds in his favor. He has though, on occasion, turned the odds in your favor when you’ve had a really bad day.

May Parker: May is always passing by, giving you a kiss on the cheek as she does, or squeezes your hand before you leave for something that you’re particularly nervous for. Just small physical signs of affection to let you know she’s there and she cares.

Natasha Romanoff: She happily runs errands for you when your life gets too busy or overwhelming. No matter if it’s one thing or twenty, she’s happy to run out and get whatever you need for you to take some of the stress off of your shoulders.

Pepper Potts: Pepper organizes for you. She knows just how you like things and makes sure it’s all as it should be on a regular basis so you can keep your life in relative order.

Stephen Strange: Stephen provides you transport for wherever you need to go. He even offers to portal you to a remote location of your choosing whenever things get too stressful.

Steve Rogers: Steve cleans. He’s not really a neat freak or anything, but maybe it’s the old fashioned guy in him that makes him think that you both should have a nice and tidy place to come home to to help you relax.

Thor Odinson: He learns from you. Anything earth related he doesn’t quite understand, he lets you, and only you, teach him about it. It’s a sign of his utmost trust in you not to steer him wrong and also a great way to spend time together.

Tony Stark: Tony buys you things. It’s an easy and obvious go to for him, but his gifts, while occasionally frivolous, are often quite thoughtful as well. That thing you need for your collection that’s always way too much money to justify ever buying for yourself? Tony has it on your shelf the next morning.

For anon