Laszlo is the only Wife Guy with rights.
Them!!! My favourite vampire marriage!!!
PLUS SPEEDPAINT VID (scarce 30s) CAUSE I LOVE DOING THESE
After I finished s4, the Tumblr community fed me so well with so much fanart that I decided to post this here, even if it's near impossible to get visibility in Tumblr :') doing this for true love.
obsessed with laszlo’s catty little “ooOohhh” every time guillermo snaps back at the vampires, it’s giving bitchy mother-in-law
#in all levels except physical, this is how i ignore every single inconvenience i have ever had
some s5 predictions so fucking insane they might come true
-the guide is actually Guillermo’s great grandma
-nandor eats some rocks and projectile vomits them up like a machine gun with rock bullets
-Laszlo is possibly Guillermo’s dad somehow?? because of all the bastard kids he’s fathered? idk would be cool
-Guillermo gets found out by some true crime podcast tracking down all the bodies to their house
-Guillermo gets arrested because of this and goes to jail and the vampires forget to go pick him up
-guillermo goes on shark tank
-THERE IS A MONSTER VERSION OF SHARKTANK LIKE THE NIGHTMARKET
-Derek does turn Guillermo, but Guillermo turns into one of those ugly vampires with big ears and bad teeth
-guillermo becomes a vampire and now has his own vampire crew- it is Trixie and Katya from drag race
-Antonio banderas shows up and Guillermo faints (thus missing Antonio banderas who leaves shortly after)
-the house becomes sentient and grows legs babayaga style, the vampires decide to become van life people but with their giant chicken leg mansion
-Charmaine and Sean have a swingers night with Nadja and Laszlo
-Guillermo’s abuela kills one of the main vamps
-Jungkook (yes that one) shows up and Nadja recognises him as her old mate Diana and they hit it off
-Laszlo admits to having turned the queen into a vampire many years ago for a laugh when she visited America (so the queen was a vampire but got vampire slayed and is still dead)
-guillermo is revealed to have a secret twin named Buillermo Greenberg
-Nandor actually gains some intellect from his new hobby of reading
[ID: First image is a tweet by user @/makeupaguy which reads, "guy who's in a polycule but not dating anyone, he's just there". Second images shows Colin Robinson from 'What We Do In The Shadows'. /End ID]
Is no one going to bring up the fact that Sean survived 428 hypnosis attempts within an hour after Laszlo stated that most human beings can only take up to 7 hypnoses per hour?
Sean survived 61 times the recommended dosage of vampire hypnosis in one hour.
Mark my words, this guy is going to eventually remember everything.