#Batman:“ Dibs.”
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Danny was already for few weeks in this new World, he was escaped into a door in the Ghost Zone as he learned that he was now the Owner of the Ring of Rage and Vlad who had the crown was willing to do whatever it takes to have both. He had the Crown of Fire who surprising does nothing without the Ring. CW told him the ring was able to turn into a Weapon, he would notice it when he needs it.
The first thing he noticed was that this world that happen to him was he was attacked by a Damn Clown. His Ring turned into a green brass knuckle as he hit him so hard that he was send flying. While he had no idea what happen after that as he left. Other then that a furry was hunting him for some reason like the Police.
It had been a Normal Day in Gotham as Batman/Bruce Wayne was called by Gordon who told him that Joker was in the Hospital. Turned out he was beaten by a Child and was now paralysed from neck down. He could not be helped but he will survive, not that any doctor wanted to help him but he was truly gone quadriplegic from neck down, which the GCPD found super funny as they looked at the camera videos. It may sound cruel but it's the Joker, no one cares for him. It's already a famous Youtube Video.
Which started for Batman and the Police to search for the small Meta child.
"No Dick, it has nothing to do with a child that has Black hair and blue eyes."
He called Dibs already the other ones in the JL will have to accept it.
#dp x dc#dp + dc#dc#dcau#dannny phantom#danny fenton#happy danny#dp#He punches Joker so hard he is crippled#Dips#Police Finds it super funny#GCPD and Gotham are laughing even now#Batman:“ Dibs.”#On the Run danny
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You know something I just now considered
I see a lot of "Bruce sees Danny and immediately goes adopt mode"
And I see a decent amount of "Danny sees Jason and immediately goes adopt mode"
May I humbly propose: Both.
Except Danny and Bruce clock each other and it's just
Bruce: Can't adopt my son if you are my son
Jason: Your what
Danny: Can't adopt me if we're co-parenting
Jason: If you're what???
#dpxdc#danny phantom#batfam#Batman: let me give you a home and also stop trying to steal my son I have dibs#danny: no^2#Jason: I don't need to be adopted btw I am a whole man#Danny: shhhhhhh- have this laser gun#and also this thermos of green soup bc ur not u when ur hungry#Batman: don't-#Jason: ...neat
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Here are my first three attacks this year!! Already wayy better than last year
Swap!Dib belongs to @dvtchie , Hatter and Scarecrow designs belong to @retrovrt , Fem!Riddler belongs to shmeebdingy on insta
I absolutely adore all of these characters I'm excited to do more :33
My AF is here btw
#invader zim#batman#dib membrane#riddler#mad hatter#scarecrow#jervis tetch#jonathan crane#hattercrow#art fight#art tag
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My geeky superpower is that I once wrote a paper for my uni analysing why American superhero movies subconsciously projected a public opinion propaganda during the war on terror and actually got an A+ for talking about Batman and Iron Man's unhinged slightly gay obsession with Superman and Captain America
#i mean they say being in a fandom is NOT useful??#i call dibs on being geeky but make it sexy#by sexy i mean getting good grades cause i'm lame like that lol#confession day#college stories#superbat#stony#avengers#dc rpf#dc movie verse#superman#batman
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#yes there is a correct answer#or at least an incorrect one#also this isn't the 'would they kill fhe joker' it's who gets dibs#polls#dceu#batman#joker#bruce wayne#dick grayson#jason todd#tim drake#damian wayne#barbara gordon#harley quinn
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I had nothing to do, I decided to draw these two
#mordorigs#mordo yee#my art#dib invader zim#invader zim dib#zim iz#invader zim#iz zim#zim#iz dib#dib membrane#dib#robin#batman#batman and robin
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reading pre-crisis batman is so funny like…. jason’s parents die and dick is like “i’m old enough, i want to adopt him 😔” and bruce immediately goes
#called dibs on that kid#okay but the THOUGHT of dick actually adopting jason is hilarious#jason todd#bruce wayne#brujay#dick grayson#batman#it’s in detective comics 526 iirc
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Dib: Good night, Gaz.
Gaz: Dib, it's morning.
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Veteran: I understand you told him I don’t exist. How long did you expect that ruse to hold up? Tim’s too smart to--
Batman: Leave him alone, Nate. Though he’d be useful to your mission, he’s essential to mine.
Veteran: Too late, Batman. Tim’s already his own man. Neither you nor I will decide his career. From here on, it’s all him.
--Batman and the Veteran on Tim Drake (Robin #146 – The Virtual Cell Part One of Two: The Hard Nine)
#Tim Drake#Robin#Red Robin#Batman#Bruce Wayne#Veteran#Nathan Howe#timdrakequotes#Bruce: I call dibs on Tim
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Biologically everybody's kid
So! Have you ever seen those Prompts or Headcanons where Ghosts and Ectoplasm are Unstable and like to change alot? Specifically based on the Hosts Beliefs and such?
Well, imagine this.
Danny is a part of the JLA, and one day he needs to get a Blood Test done. It's just a normal Physical, so that they know how to help him if he ever gets hurt, or to see if he has any health concerns that need to be addressed.
They get the results of the DNA Tear back, and find that it tested positive for Amazonian DNA.
They are confused. Why did Phantom never mention that he was an Amazon? Diana is feeling down because he is a member of her same Race and never told her.
Then, they test again just to see if it was accurate and it comes back as Yeti DNA.
Now they are confused.
They test it again, and it's Dragon DNA.
Again, and it's Kryptonian DNA.
Again, and it's Batman's DNA.
Again, and they find traces of the Speed Force in his DNA.
Every time they test the DNA again, they get a different result, telling them that he is Half Human Half something else that is constantly changing.
They are confused, Danny is not aware of any of this, and Batman is already calling Dibs.
#Dpxdc#Dp x dc#Dcxdp#Dc x dp#Danny Phantom#Dc#Dcu#This is just a funny little blurb I thought of in bed#Basically Danny's Ghost Half likes to change his DNA so that it matches his newly found family#They tested positive for Amazonian from Pandora#Yeti from Frostbite#Dragon from Dorathea#Kryptonian from Superman#Speed Force from The Flash#And Batman from Batman
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Kryptonite = Ecto-Ranium
Danny hated this green stones, they completely negated his powers and make him feel very weak. So as he finally had time to work on it in his intership in Gotham.
The reason he even found about it, was his parents playing with them and then getting Cancer from it. And started to blame ghost for it, Jazz took him after that away from them to Gotham. The stone had played on his development, he was fucking tiny because of that.
So while Jazz worked in Akrham as assistant psychologist, he took a internship in Wayne Enterprises.
This was how Tim and Kon meet him in the Lab, working on a bracelet while glaring at a Box. Then he put on the Bracelet on his wrist.
Conner had felt it on his body as Danny open the Box and Danny started to laugh in a soft joker way:"HAHAHA! You can't fucking hurt me anymore! Stupid stone!"
Tim helped Conner up after he closed the box:" Stupid Stone?"
Danny truly proud of what he was able to do:" Yes that stupid shit made me weak all the time, since my parents got it. And now i learned there are more i fixed the problem for me in the future!"
Tim and Conner looked at each other, only someone of Kryptonian blood should feel the effects of Kryptonite.
Tim:" Well Batman can't try to call Dibs on him."
The fanfic that gave me the idea
https://archiveofourown.org/works/45178483
#danny phantom#danny fenton#dcau#dcu#batman#dc#dc x dp crossover#dp x dc#dc + dp#tim drake#Conner Kent#kryptonite#Ecto-Ranium#Tiny Danny#idea after a fanfic#smoll Danny#Bruce:“ I can still call dibs!”#Superman:“There are barely any Kryptonian stop trying to steal him!”#Gotham#internship#intern Danny#Arkham Assassint Jazz
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As the girl who came up with the Triplet! Tim AU PLEASSEEEEE continue it!!!!! I NEED to see Bruce who thought he had one robin finding out he actually has three separate completely different ones
I gotchu lmfao I think I’ll get to Bruce later? I’m really happy you liked it omg like that idea is so good
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Their plan was perfect! It would have been perfect, had it not been for Dick Grayson and his nosy face!
Batman might not have known his identity, but Dick Grayson did. He promised to keep it from Batman, but Tim hadn’t exactly thought about his secret identity when he showed up to harass the man into being Robin again.
And now, they’re paying for it.
Tim leaned back and crossed his arms as he watched Dick cradle his head in his hands, looking half a short breath away from a mental breakdown.
“Are you telling me… there’s three of you?”
“Yes, Dick.” Tim sighed, having answered this exact question ten times in the past two minutes.
Dick lifted his head, wide eyes looking a little feverish… no, looking a little manic.
“Tim. Your name is Tim, right? I’m not-”
“Yes, my name is Tim. Technically, so are the others. But the one here with us is Lionel.”
“No, wait, Tim, you understand how this is- insane, right? It’s not even remotely in the realm of mentally healthy.” Dick paused. “Wait, are you skipping school right now?!?”
“Has anyone ever told you your priorities are screwed up, Dick?” Lionel-Tim walked back into the room, hands full of snacks and, most importantly, Dick’s emergency marshmallow bag. Dick turned to Lionel, eyes full of guilt, and grabbed the bag of marshmallows like a dehydrated man in the middle of a desert who’s only couple of feet away from an oasis that he’s been looking for for days.
“Oh my god. I’ve had three younger brothers and I thought they were all the same kid!” Dick wailed, grabbing a handful of marshmallows and stress cramming it into his mouth. Tim threw him a disgusted look.
“To be fair, we made sure to train to act like each other from a really early age,” Tim said, snatching the bag of chips that Lionel chucked at his head. His snack laden triplet plonked himself on the plush spinning chair, shoving a hand inside the bag of gummy worms and cramming it down his throat as he spun around.
“I can’t believe I’ve never even checked up on you at your place!! If I did, I would have noticed it way earlier!”
“Probably not,” Lionel mumbled through his mouthful of colorful gummy worms. “You only caught us because Tim got beat half to death by an edgy crime lord teenager.”
Dick hunched into himself, a myriad of complicated emotions- largely, guilt and fury and heartbreak- wormed its way past his face. Tim glared and threw a chip at his triplet.
“It’s fine, Dick. Lionel’s just being an asshole. We’re taking care of it. Revenge prank.” Tim explained.
“He wouldn’t have caught us and you know it.” Lionel grumbled.
“I’ll help.” Dick mumbled dejectedly.
“You’ll have to get in line, Wing,” Tim went back to his laptop. “My thirds got first dibs, and I’m not planning on staying still either. I’m gonna mess with Jason’s slush funds.”
“He’s got a stash of cash locked up in the fourth safe house, but that’s not interesting. Look!” Lionel proudly displayed a duffle bag- from where he got it from, Dick had no clue- and unzipped it to show batteries, lightbulbs, and random bits and bobs.
“What is that?” Dick asked.
“That’s the second lightbulb in his bathroom light! This is the left battery in his TV remote! And this is half of his back up boot laces. I took all of his 10 mm sockets! And the specialized socket he got for his bike! And this,” Lionel grinned, lifting up a piece of fabric. “Is his pillow case!”
“Niceee.” Tim whistled. He tossed a piece of tech at Lionel. “Sneak back into his house and put that in between his pillows. It’ll keep both sides uncomfortably warm.”
“Fuck yeah!”
“Is… this revenge for almost killing you?” Dick asked.
“It’s either this or complete and total financial ruin, social death, and then actual death.” Tim tapped away at his laptop.
“You’re kind of scary, you know that?”
“We know!” Lionel chirped.
“Base, come in.”
“Base,” Tim quickly replied, laser focused on Archy’s call. Lionel and Dick quieted.
“Hood’s lurking outside the school like a creep,” Archy muttered into the comm, papers rustling behind him.
Dick tensed, upset making itself visible once more.
“You still have the container I gave you this morning in your pocket?”
“Yes.”
Tim smirked in a way that made Dick suddenly have a horrible need to shake and lecture him on the moralities of not becoming a villain. “It’s glitter. Purple and pinks.”
“…Ah.”
“Godspeed, Archy!” Lionel chirped again, sounding slightly more demented.
A moment of silence before-
“Oof!” A puff. “Oh, no! I’m so sorry, mister!”
On the other end of the comm, the gruff voice of a beefy teenager spluttered, “What- why do you- egh- my mouth! The glitter went into- pleh, pleh! What the fuck, kid?!”
“I’m so sorry! It was supposed to be for a project! I worked so hard to mix the colors right! Wait, stay still, mister! I’ll help!”
Archy, eyes wide and innocent, patted some more glitter onto the vigilante.
“No, stop! Stop! You’re getting it on my bike!”
“It’s a pretty color- oh hey, this is open-”
“No! That’s the fuel tank!”
“Oh! Whoops! Sorry!”
As chaos spread on the other side of the comms, Tim and Lionel burst into cackles. Dick choked on the marshmallows, helplessly shaking with laughter.
Lionel whacked at Dick’s back, hysterically giggling.
“That’s- that’s Archy?”
“Archy pretending to be Lionel pretending to be me yeah. I hope he got glitter in the fuel tank.” Tim grinned.
“Want me to patrol tonight to see if he got the glitter out of his bike?”
Lionel jabbed his pointy elbows onto Dick’s shoulders. “Absolutely. Distract him, too! I gotta mess with his safe houses. He’ll never feel comfortable in a safe house ever again.”
“Don’t go overboard, Lionel.” Tim looked up. “But also, I changed his WiFi passwords to 123456, so do with that what you will.”
Lionel grinned. Dick mustered up a smile in response, pushing the guilt away. He had a lot to make up to his little brothers, and if terrorizing Jason was how he was going to accomplish that… well, Dick’s not feeling too nice about Jason right now.
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Batman squinted suspiciously at a humming Nightwing.
“Something happen?” He managed to ask.
“Hm? Oh, no, I got some nice pictures.”
“…I see.”
Batman, regardless of what his history might suggest, knew how to pick his battles. This? This thing that brought Nightwing’s murder smile? This was one battle he was willing to walk away from.
“Hey, B, you ever think about adopting more kids?”
Batman choked and promptly grappled away. Nightwing cackled.
“You can’t escape the question!”
Batman ran faster.
#Batman#nightwing: maybe i can adopt this time#nightwing being nightwing#nightwing#tim drake is a triplet au#Jason Todd#Tim Drake#Jason getting effectively glitterbombed
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Random Invader ZIM facts!
The show was originally going to be set in the 50s before Jhonen decided it was too cliche. ZIM’s greaser style pompadour wig is a remnant of this
Irken blood is pink
ZIM isn’t allergic to water - he’s reacting to the pollution in the water present on Earth
Gaz was originally going to be a double agent assisting ZIM in defeating Dib. This idea was scrapped before the pilot aired.
ZIM’s favorite color is purple
The Irkens were originally called the “Nyoing” - short for annoying. This changed to Irken as in “irk”.
Mark Hamill - Luke Skywalker and voice of the Joker in Batman TAS auditioned to be ZIM’s voice actor but Jhonen thought his voice was too menacing to fit him
Billy West - voice of Fry from Futurama - voiced ZIM in the pilot but was ultimately dropped as he didn’t want to be voicing two characters from animated sci-fi comedies at the same time
Dib was originally going to be named “Feebly”
Dib’s “big head” running joke was put in by Nickelodeon because they wanted to have more marketable running gags
Skoodge was going to eventually move into ZIM’s basement on Earth before the series got cancelled
Dib and Gaz are Mexican-American
ZIM is slightly taller than Dib
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DP x DC Prompt: Hacked
The Batmobile has been hacked by somebody calling himself "Technus" a villain that Batman can't find any information on nor has Oracle or any member of his team been able to back-hack to get the Batmobile back. Having the Batmobile in control of somebody else who is taking the high-tech armored car through the city of Gotham is pain in the ass enough but having some hyped up teenager in some kind of floating... space ship-thing chasing after the Batmobile is twice as dangerous.
Batman didn't even have time to process the Batmobile taking off without him before the flying ship launched passed him with a white haired kid behind the wheel screaming.
"DAMMIT TECHNUS, NOT THE BATMOBILE!"
Now the entire Batfam is scrambling to try to catch up to the two speeding cars, feeling sick and amazed whenever one of the cars seems to go right through a building without leaving any damage to the structure or the car.
It doesn't help that his kids are making bet on who's behind the wheel of the spaceship, what they want, and calling dibs on who gets to race the flying vehicle next.
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I just think someone should write a batfam fic where none of the kids are getting along or their training is a little sloppy so he takes them upstate to like a wilderness retreat (Clark, Conner, and Jon are also invited). Chaos ensues
Like Damian doesn’t want to admit he wants to share a room with Jon (he insists they’re NOT friends!! and that he wants to share a room with Dick.
Dick was planning to share a room with Barbara, but Jason calls dibs first (Jason is using this opportunity to undermine Nightwing and the Robins so he finally crush Batman) (ie. just annoy his family)
Bruce and Clark are so happy that Conner and Tim are really getting along and are excited to share a room? And wait- is that a hickey??
Steph was invited, cancelled at the last minute, and then showed up 2 hours late and has to sleep on the couch in the living room.
Conner sitting in a lounge chair wearing his sunglasses looking bitchy as hell while he watches everyone play in the lake. He keeps looking at Tim like he is a snack!
There’s an obstacle course and Dick does it perfectly every time. And he keeps looking at Babs for approval.
Jason gets bitten by 100 mosquitos and gets a rash from poison ivy and it turns out he actually hates the outdoors. He is a city boy.
Tim starts to get twitchy without all of his gadgets and technology. He needs a phone. A tablet. A laptop. Something!! Conner spends half the trip trying to teach Tim to relax (turns out Conner also doesn’t know how to relax)
Bruce and Clark walk around in Hawaiian shirts forcing their children to do bonding activities while they sip cocktails and gossip about the justice league.
Damian keeps getting annoyed that he has to keep doing group activities bc he just wants to work on his water colours.
Stephanie and Barbara spend 90% of the time gossiping and drinking wine coolers. They show up for group activities (they always win) and go back to girl talk. Conner joins them to talk shit.
#batfam#bat family#batman#dick grayson#tim drake#damian#jason todd#clark kent#conner kent#jon kent#batfam fic#batfam headcanons
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Batman adopts Billy Batson is a cute headcanon and all but I raise all those who hold it: Bruce meets Freddy Freeman (black hair) (blue eyes) (freshly orphaned) (saw it happen right in front of him) (full of vengeance) (also full of drama) and is reaching for the adoption papers when he's told he's been beaten to the punch. Yeah sorry Captain Marvel already called dibs. Yeah, this is Captain Marvel Jr. now. What do you mean, "isn't Captain Marvel younger than Freddy is". Can you imagine.
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