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obsessedaizawa · 1 year

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◤ albert wesker; 3AM thoughts pt. 1? ◥

✠ ━━━━━━━━┓ ✠ ┏━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━┓ ✠ ┏━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━┓ ✠ ✦ This man would throw me against the wall without a second thought. I could just breathe in the same direction as him and I would IMMEDIATELY be snapped in half like a stick. Anddd yet I still want him- To be honest we ALL want this infected, delusional, sick fuck of a MAN. God he makes me go crazy. In a good way though I can promise you that. ✦ I wonder how he would feel about the thirsty editors that makes edits of him? (Myself included in that~) I mean he is literally all over my feed on TikTok. AND I still get recommended super old AMVS of him on YouTube. The veteran editors did it first TBH. (I started editing AMVS on YouTube back in 2016?) Though those edits on TikTok are so fucking hot I swear to GOD! Props to all of you that can do those~ ✦ Does he have other outfits that he doesn’t show us? Like besides the ones in the games? Do the developers just doodle outfits for him that WILL never get into the game? DO they ship him with anyone? I gotta know! ✦ Why did they kill him off? Like for real. You ain’t gonna beat Whiskey~ No matter how hard you try. TBH the only reason his bitch ass was killed in the first place was because of the sake of “HEROISM.” You can’t convince me otherwise. ✦ I wonder what kind of partner Wesker would even like? Obviously smart. If your a dumbass then bye :D TBH I would say a driven person. Goal driven? I doubt he would want someone that is lazy with no motive. Especially since he is a workaholic anyways~ I don’t think he would like a clingy person whatsoever. Like he has shit to do, he doesn’t need your needy ass. Maybe because he is busy all the time he would feel lonely sometimes and crave a partner. Someone who believes in his ideals? IDK- ✦ I feel like he is a person who likes strong beverages like whiskey and rum. Likes wine too I believe. I feel like he isn’t a sweets person but will partake in lemon cake? That shit is good so I don’t blame him if he does. Lastly I feel like his music choice is either classical or a mix of early 2000s rock. ✠ ━━━━━━━━┓ ✠ ┏━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━┓ ✠ ┏━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━┓ ✠

- yours truly

- obsessedaizawa

#albert wesker #albert wesker headcanons #resident evil 5 #albert wesker x reader #albert wesker x you #albert wesker thoughts #re wesker #resident evil wesker #stars wesker #wesker x you

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roseofdarkness0 · 1 year

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More Incorrect quotes but this time Poly shipping bc yes:

Married Au Incorrect Quotes + Drabble

~•~

Florida : Why are your tongues purple?

Louisiana: We had slushies. I had a blue one.

Texas : I had a red one.

Florida : oh.

Florida :

Florida : OH.

DC:

DC: You drank eachothers slushies?

~•~

New York : Look, I know you think my judgement's clouded because I like DC a little bit.

Gov: holding New York 's notepad You doodled your wedding invitation.

New York : No, that's our joint tombstone.

Gov: My mistake.

~•~

Louisiana: I’ve never asked someone out. How do you even do it?

Florida : Oh, what I do is, I look them up and down and I say: “Hey… how you doin’?”

Cali, scoffing: Oh, please.

Florida , to Cali: Hey, how you doin’?

Cali:

Cali: giggles and blushes

~•~

Texas : The first time I saw you, you stole my heart.

Gov: But I'm a kleptomaniac, so that doesn't mean anything.

~•~

New York : You don't need my blessing to go kiss Gov. In fact, I was pretty sure you were already kissing Gov!

Cali: Nope.

New York : In that case, as the archbishop of Cali's fully awakened gaydom, I give you my blessing to immediately leave and rectify that as soon as possible! Go now, my child, and kiss Gov right on the lips!!!

~•~

Cali: We’re getting married, bitches!

New York : And we're about to make it everybody else's problem.

~•~

Louisiana: So, what is Florida to you?

DC: The reason I wake up every morning.

Louisiana: ...That’s adorable.

Florida earlier that morning, barging into DC′s room, smacking pans together: WAKE UP WAKE UP WAKE UP WAKE UP WAKE UP!!!

~•~

Louisiana: DC is too tall for me to kiss them on the lips. What should I do?

Gov: Punch them in the stomach. Then, when they double over in pain, kiss them.

Texas : Tackle them!

Cali: Dump them.

New York : Kick them in the shin!

DC: No to all of those! Just ask me to lean down!!

~•~

Cali: My crush isn’t picking up on my hints.

Gov: What hints have you given them?

Cali: Well, I think about them a lot.

Cali: And sometimes I even think about talking to them.

~•~

Texas : There's no way they like me back.

New York : Louisiana would throw themself in front of a moving car for you.

Texas : Louisiana would throw themself in front of a moving car for fun.

~•~

Gov: Since we're in a relationship now, your clothes are my clothes too. Don't ask me why I have your shirt on, this is our shirt.

Florida : Fine, but when I come strutting in with your fuzzy socks I don't want to hear shit.

~•~

Florida : Hey, Cali, what do you think it would be like if we had kids?

Cali: What would it be like? Inconvenient, mostly.

Florida : No, I mean, what would they be like, the kids? You ever think about it?

Cali: Can't really say I have.

Florida : You know, for someone as eccentric as yourself, you can be boring as fuck sometimes.

Cali: Sorry, Florida . For what it's worth, I'm picturing them now. A boy and a girl. Two perfect little freaks of nature raised by people who've clearly got no business bringin' up anybody.

~•~

Louisiana: How do you know how to kiss? Like who teaches you?

New York : Well it’s actually a class, but unfortunately it’s full right now.

New York : Would you like me to tutor you?

DC: That was smooth.

~•~

Cali: I asked Gov out.

Florida : Oh, I’m sorry.

Cali: Why?

Florida : Well, I assume they said no.

Cali: No, they said yes.

Florida : Really? Then I’m sorry for them.

~•~

Cali: Is there anyone here who’s actually straight?

DC: raises hand

Texas : puts their hand down

~•~

at 3am

Florida : runs into Texas ’s room and turns on the light Wake up sleepyhead!

Texas : wakes up Dude!

Florida : cackles

Gov: sits up from where they were sleeping behind Texas What the fuck, Florida ?

Florida : jaw drops Wait WHAT-

~•~

Cali: Hey, New York , are you free on Friday? Like around eight?

New York : Yeah.

Cali: And you, Texas ?

Texas : Umm... yes?

Cali: Great! Because I'm not. You two go out without me. Enjoy your date!

Texas : Did they just-

~•~

Gov: DC, you'll be working with Florida and New York .

DC: Alright! My fantasy threesome!

Everyone else: blank stares

DC: ...Of people on a team.

#ben brainard #welcome to the table #wttt #wttt incorrect quotes #wttt gov #wttt dc #wttt florida #wttt louisiana #wttt california #wttt new york #wttt texas #poly ship

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queen-of-snazzy-shadows · 2 years

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Zodiac Aesthetics

Aries: red lipstick, sheer black tights, with combat boots, drunk girls hyping each other up in the club bathroom, throwing your head to the sky and laughing, nights in the big city, coming home at 3am, vodka Red Bulls and kicking off your high heels

Taurus: sage green and the comforting color of milky tea or coffee, posed photo shoots by cherry blossoms, using the good china, popcorn movie nights, humming music while hanging up the holiday decorations, “I’ll host!” bouquets of yellow flowers, homemade apple pie

Gemini: yellow and hot pink, chasing after a butterfly in your front yard, hands shaking with excitement, doodling in the margins, flavored lemonade, DIY earrings, stream-of-consciousness, messy handwriting, stickers, after-school mall trips, the feeling of elation when you turn in your final exams

Cancer: flowery perfume, loose maxi dresses, color coordination, little cookies, vanilla steamed milk, flowers that grow on the water, painting and not realization there’s a streak of blue on your face, meditation, talks with friends in your care late at night, thick journals

Leo: that dress you bought for your birthday, perfect selfie lighting, karaoke, glitter spilled on the floor, lifelong friends you know as well as yourself, boxes of chocolates, day planners with stickers and gel pen notes, new shoes, citrus-flavored candies, tight hugs

Virgo: flower crowns, dancing barefoot in meadows, Pomegranate juice, parted lips, scrawled song lyrics in the middle of the night, iced lattes while reading witchcraft books, deep purples and maroons, clean nails, glaring daggers, low yet commanding voice, lots of rings

Libra: lavender lattes, nail appointments, spin-the-bottle, face masks, first dates, collecting candles, lip gloss, dreams of going to Paris, matches hats with outfits, will give you a ride, knows all the tea, wine nights with friends, string instruments, fairy lights

Scorpio: magnets, maroon lips, curtains, trench coats and tall boots, sharp haircuts, eyeliner, whispers, being awake at all hours of the night, clutch purses, tattoos, leather and the smell of cigarette smoke, rock music in bars late at night, whiskey and intense conversation

Sagittarius: hair in one long braid, tramping through untouched snow, hiking, winter coats and jeans, boots on the coffee table, pocketknives, the crunch of autumn leaves, niche interests, pine trees, chipped mugs, old friendship bracelets, window seats and suitcases

Capricorn: black coffee, glasses, gray/blue colors, long staircases, sleek silver laptop, old hometown coffee shop, reading for pleasure, late night sex, lamp still on, hotel rooms, rainy skies over skyscrapers, “this is the last stop,” tables for one, clear water

Aquarius: sitting cross-legged in galaxy print leggings and knee-high converse taking in a documentary about marine life in school, blue and green eyeshadow, long hair, iPods, tech-savvy, takeout, whirlpools, colored pencils, raves, collections of strange objects, hemp milk

Pisces: shy smiles, pink lipstick, beach houses with ocean views, pasta with extra cheese, sunny but cold mornings, kisses on the cheek and back rubs from a loved one, guitar cases and open mics, worn shirts you wear to bed, turquoise accessories, crushes

#zodiac #astrology #aesthetics #aquarius #pisces #Aries #taurus #gemini #cancer astrology #leo astrology #virgo aesthetic #Libra #scorpio #sagittarius #capricorn #moodboard

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diana-fortyseven · 10 months

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hAPPy birthday flash exchange!

The "Everything" search function of the AO3 Automagic App turns 2, and there's a neat flash exchange to celebrate!

Over the past two-ish years we've all come to know and love the automagic app and many of us use it every day, so we're throwing an exchange-y birthday party for the app where we use the "Everything" search function to find participants' old requests and make stuff for them! We will make fic of 100+ words and art that is a recognizable doodle.

Schedule:

August 5th: Nominations, Sign ups

August 12th: Sign ups close at 11:00PM EDT (3AM UTC)

August 13th: Assignments out by 12:01AM EDT (4AM UTC)

August 18th: APP BIRTHDAYYY + Works due at 10:00PM EDT (2AM UTC), then an hour for snacks and editing, then reveals at 11:00PM EDT (3AM UTC)

August 19th: Creator reveals at 11:00PM EDT (3AM UTC)

Coordinated Universal Time provided by your friendly European exchange addict lol

How this works is basically, we go through our recipient's "everything" page on the Automagic App to see what they've requested in the past for the fandoms/characters/pairings they requested for this flash exchange, pick one and create it!

I think that sounds pretty fun! Minimum offer and request is one fandom!

Here is the collection, where you can read the rules and sign up.

I've already nominated all Hitman solo characters and relationships I remember seeing in past exchanges. If you want to make sure that your favourite is definitely in the tagset, here's the link to nominate them.

I'd be absolutely thrilled if some of you who participated in exchanges and events in the past would sign up!

All the Hitman Exchange events were added to the Automagic App (by me, when I needed to procrastinate...), so even if you "only" participated in a small event in our small fandom, you're good to go!

#Exchanges and Events #hAPPy birthday flash exchange #Hitman Fandom #Hitman Fanfiction

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just-osomatsu · 2 years

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You drew it? how? What art program? (/sailor moon anon)

No I made a contract with the devil to pull it out of an alternate universe where Sailor Moon and Osomatsu-san are reversed franchises.

To answer your question genuinely;

Be depressed

Be a weeb

Scroll through sailor moon redraw tweets at 3am

Be a depressed weeb

Think "man I wanna do that, but like, cursed"

Don't do it because you're a lazy and depressed. And also a weeb.

Wait like 6 months or so till the trend starts dying out then pull up your phone

Wait another half year 'cause you kinda forgot about it woops

Manage to find the old doodle and paste it into Clip Studio Paint

Cue whatever lineart™ bgm y'all use

Throw some paint on your ￥100k 24" tablet

Regret your life choices

Watch some anime

Remember that you just ruined your tablet worth 2 months of rent by throwing acrylic paint on it

Watch some more anime while stuffing your mouth full with mochi hoping you'll choke and die

Clean up whatever that paint disaster was

Duplicate layer, slap that noise filter + blur, idr what blending mode I used (screen? overlay?), move the copy layer 2 pixel vertically and horizontally

Throw it on social media and go back to watch tv, anime is life, anime is love

#osomatsu #mod plastic #anon #ask #sailor matsu #thanks for watching now go eat rocks for extra protein

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susboi318116 · 1 year

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-Blog Introduction-

Feel free to call me WSL

Im currently 20 years old and go by he/him pronouns.

This blog has some stuff that shouldnt be seen by children so watch out if you'll be strolling around here

I will Tag anything that could be triggering and if I miss any please tell me

I am a dude who does fanart or art for my stories, I will also sometimes write fic's when I get some idea that actually gives me motivation enough to write all that stuff.

I may do a few grammar mistakes here and there because english isn't my main language

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I draw for fandoms such as- Obey me, Onmyoji, and My big bros(@rtlandcloset) stories, and bungou stray dogs.

There will be other fandoms I'll draw for but they won't be my main like the ones ontop

I also draw stuff for my stories. I will draw some of the scenes of my stories and post it here so check it out if your intrested.

I write for the same fandoms I draw for. Feel free to ask me any questions I dont mind. I also may do commisions or do a art raffle.

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Here are a list of tags I use-

#Wsl art tag (<-for my art)

#wsl anon radio station (<--for any ask I get)

#wsl podcast (<- when talking about my stories and its info)

#wsl finds hater (<- if I get hate lol)

#wsl teacher (<- when I awnser a question on my stories)

#wsl OC (<- when I post one of my characters I created)

#wsl rant (<-when I rant)

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MUTUAL

@anni1600 you get a little space in this post lol cus homies

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ART MASTERLIST

my first rhea fanart! ( rhea is @anni1600 obey me MC)

Fanart for friend!

rhea in pretty outfit part 2

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Obey me fanart-

Lucifer-

goofy luci doodle

lil sunday joke (with my mc senpai)

little luci doodle

luci I drew at 3AM

Idk why I did this...

Mamoney-

slight spoilers for obey me event

Happy birthday mam! (2022)

Levi-

Levichan

food for levi stans I guess

Satan-

*empty*

ASMO-

happy birthday asmo

Beel-

*empty*

Belphie-

*empty*

Dia-

random dancing dia doodle

dia drawing I did!

A prince throwing love at you!

dia for ant

Barb-

happy birthday barb! (2022)

barb (with yokai event outfit)

Simeon-

*empty*

Luke-

for now a luke doodle (with transperant background)

happy birthday luke! (2022)

Luke meme

babysitting (Ft. My oc senpai)

redraw

Solomon-

*empty*

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ONMYOJI FANART-

orochi-

orochi currently

idk why I drew this

Orochi drawing again...

some slight spoilers for millenial guard event

MORE orochi and susanoo(orosusa implied)

Some orosusa art I forgot to post

some random onmyoji thingy (orosusa implied)

orochi doodle

Susanoo-

Orochi drawing again (goofy susan appears in background)

some slight spoilers for millenial guard event

MORE orochi and susanoo(orosusa implied)

Some orosusa art I forgot to post

some random onmyoji thingy (orosusa implied)

onikiri-

*empty*

tama-

*empty*

shiki-

I drew shiki from memory (I failed so hard)

Susabi-

baby susabi

everybody else-

goofy izanagi

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MY STORIES ART-

the jester lazy doodle version

very lazy doodle of my story (lizue book)

the jesters daugther peak

my obey me MC senpai (yes I know what senpai means)

some OC of mine (blood TW)

a little doodle on my characters seras and mabel

bubbles

bubbles vs amongus(couldnt draw actual bad guy so amongus)

senpai and some of his friends

fengy and his ugly chicken pet

shiny bubbles

mabel in mirror realm

wilt

kidney

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FANART FOR MY BIG BRO'S BOOKS!

The red king (gif)

The pale king or TBH?

little sketch I did of yi

pale king and stars

baker moment (ft.peach)

peach and lots of pink

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BUNGOU FRUITY(STRAY) DOGS

Sigma-

first sigma art of mine

(miserable)sigma and flowers

sigma for esmiaras dtiys!

Dazai-

lazy chapter 109 doodle

CHUUYAAAA-

ugly chuuya art

My redemption art

Nikolai-

Bsd s5 episode 11 be like

Fyodor-

Bsd s5 episode 11 be like

#wsl pin post

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master-of-fluff · 2 years

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Ava/m hcs pt 3

Blues favorite season is fall because of the fall harvest.

SC's favorite season is winter because the sun is down for longer which means ze can slee more

Whenever Purple cant sleep they go for a flight around minecraft

Everyone will randomly walk on their tip toes at times.

Purples greatest fear is getting sick or anybidy she knows getting sick

TDL, Yellow, Purple, and SC all have to wear socks at all times. everyone else absolutely hates socks and shoes

Blue absolutely has to know what everything smells like, candle? *Sniff* New plant? *Sniff*

Everyone talks outloud to their selves sometimes, its usually more of a mumbling or whisper but its also completely normal to walk into the kitchen at 3am and find someone having an argument with what looks to be the salt shaker.

TCO chews on his fingernails

SC doesn't untie their shoe laces, just slips them on and off

Green likes to draw on himself, they always has at least a few doodles on his arms or legs

Red and Yellow always apologize to inanimate objects when they bump into something

Sec and Blue on the other hand will without hesitation flip a table off after stunting a toe on its leg along with telling said table to "fuck off"

TCO has the driest fucking lips because he hates to drink water, everyone's resorted to throwing flavored water bottles at him.

TCO also bites the dry skin off his lips

if TDL sits in a chair thats even a tiny bit too tall her legs will swing

TCO, TDL, Yellow and Purple click thier tongues a lot but the clicks sound different (also TCO picked the tic up from TDL)

Yellow likes bucket hats and has made everyone thier own

TDL always sleeps with her window open

Purple likes cold showers and everyone thinks hes insane for that

Green literally can't stop himself from at least humming and/or tapping along to songs he knows

Once Purple walked into the living room to see Red sitting on the coffee table, Blue, sitting on the back part of the couch and TCO sitting on the floor, the chairs and seat part of the couch are unoccupied and then freaking Second comes in and despite the fact that there are seats right there! The stupid cheese puff climbs up on top of Yellow's bookcase and falls asleep.....this is how the cg live and purple just has to deal with it.

(later Purple realizes that zi sits on countertops every chance they get and immediately blames everyone else for infection her with whatever wierditis they have)

Yellows eyes are very light sensitive, they almost always have the light in their room off unless theyre making bkueorints wruting down something in which case they turn on some fairy lights red helped put up and their glasses also turn into sunglasses when they detect light,

Yellow can also see pretty well in the dark and adjust very quickly because of this (cant see if its pitch black obviously anything above that) they can also get around the computer with their eyes closed.

SC always sit with their legs criss cross applesauce, doesnt matter what they sit on ze's legs is crossed

Purple never wears matched socks as they don't really see the point, why are you looking at her feet anyways? Weirdo

Blue cant whistle a tune but can make a very high pitched whistle sound if they blow through their gap in their front teeth at the right angle.

everyone in the cg are very visual learners.

Green likes to write lists and notes on paper and then transfer them to a device, sometimes they'll write something down 2-5 times in different notebooks just because its soothing to write it down on paper (and also they struggle with object permanence)

no one ever actually makes eye contact with eachother, Purple, Yellow, Sec and Green will look at your forehead to fake eye contact tho.

#animation vs animator #animation vs minecraft #avm #ava #avm headcannons #ava headcannons #Come get your crops watered y'all #Some of these are based on me and a friend #the being light sensitive one specifically is me #and my friend is always drawing on herself #there's more that are me but yeah #:)

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iblewthewhistle · 2 years

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Happy Birthday Frank

It’s a Friday, when Waylon is doing the shopping, when Frank is surprised by the question.

“You like chocolate, right?”

“Huh? Yeah. I like chocolate.” Frank picks up a pack of his favourite chips, throwing them in the cart. Waylon selects another pack, and hums.

“What do you want for tea tonight?”

“I’m fine with pizza…” Frank furrows his brow. They normally talk if anything particular is going on, Waylon’s never hidden anything from him before. Still, they get a nice one, from the deli, that he really enjoys, and a garlic bread too.

They’re back home soon, and Frank grabs a couple of the bags, taking them inside the house. Almost as soon as he steps into the kitchen, people shout out at him.

“Surprise!”

Frank almost drops the bag he’s holding, when Suzie, Julie and Joey jump out, along with Lisa, Nick and Jack.

He looks up at the banner, proclaiming “Happy Birthday, Frank!”

There was a big, exquisite cake set on the table, and Waylon lifted the bag of groceries from his hands. “Happy Birthday, bud, go hang out with your friends.” He whispered in response.

Frank edged into the kitchen, as the Legion pulled on party poppers, streamers and confetti popping over him. He was pulled to sit down, and Jack and Nick presented him with hand drawn cards, each with his trademark mask doodled on the front, one drawn as a superhero, the other in a cool actiony pose.

“You guys didn’t need to do this…” He whispered, fingers stroking over the card. “Thank you.”

“You’re the best, Frank.” Nick told him, giving him a high five. Jack nodded and waved his hands up. “Best! Best Frank!”

Lisa reappeared, holding a stack of boxes. The rest of his Legion helped place them in front of him, and Waylon reappeared too, taking a picture of his smiling face.

The first box was pressed forwards, and Frank undid the large, black bow. Lifting the lid on the silver box, it revealed, underneath, a black leather jacket. His hands spread over the soft leather, and he lifted it up and out.

“Wow.” He breathes. There was a giggle, and someone clapped.

“Oh, we’re so glad you like it.” Lisa sighed. “See if it fits?”

Frank nods, and shrugs into the jacket, rolling his shoulders. It felt snug, and right. “Oh yeah. I love this. Thanks, so much.”

The next box is much smaller, when it’s pressed closer to him. Frank moves to pull the ribbon from it too, and within are four tickets.

It’s for a band they’ve been listening to a lot, lately. A tour, coming to the stadium. “One each for you.” Waylon explains with a grin. “I’ll drop you off, pick you up.”

Another box slides close, one big one. He opens it up, and sees the console logo, his eyes widening as he looked up.

“You did not.”

“We did.” Waylon grins, and gives him a thumbs up. “It’s all set up and ready for you, downloaded all it’s patches and what have you. Ready for your hangout party tonight, for your Legion.”

“But first, food, and cake!”

The Legion cheer, as Lisa takes hold of some matches, and brings the cake closer.

It’s a beautiful cake, black, with deep red swirls along the top. There are four white masks, each carefully sculpted, on the top. Candles are placed in the top, and set alight, before they are set before Frank.

As they sing, he can’t help but look around, at their grinning faces, and at Lisa and Waylon, who grin. “Make a wish!”

He closes his eyes, and thinks hard. I wish this would never end.

And huffs a breath out, the candles all going out at once. A cheer erupts, and the cake is sliced up for everyone to take a piece.

As they eat, each marvelling at the chocolate cake, Waylon gives Frank a gentle nudge. “Good birthday?”

“…The best.” Frank hesitated. “The first in a while I can remember. I didn't even realise it was today."

"It's okay. We've got time to make up for it." Waylon hums, and pats at his shoulder. "So, we'll make the pizza, have some dinner, and then, you guys can party downstairs until we tell you to knock it off, it's 3am."

Frank can't help but laugh at that. "I've also left...something fun for you guys. Just don't go crazy."

"Okay. Let me go put my stuff away." Frank agrees, as he moves towards his bedroom, heading down.

He takes a moment to admire his reflection, the jacket hugging his body, and runs his fingers over the leather. It's so good, so beautiful. His eyes lift, and Frank sees the bonus gift, left by Waylon. Two four packs of beer sit on his desk, with a golden bow and a small card.

Two each. Have fun with your friends. Love Dad.

Frank grins. What a great birthday.

#adopting the feral #waylon park #lisa park #frank morrison #the legion #dbd/outlast #my writing

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gazedstarfish · 2 years

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Helping Rodrick Heffley with studying headcanons

Pairing: Reader x Rodrick Heffley

Prompt: Rodrick’s pretty bad at chemistry, but you’re actually pretty good at it

Goes to school unprepared, relying on a chewed pencil and a half ripped notebook with doodles of Loded Diper all over

He tries to behave in classroom to avoid getting detention and miss practice, which is quite shocking

You have to admit he looks kind of cute while trying to solve those goddamn math equations, wrinkling his nose

Except when he pretends he's throwing up

The first time he really noticed you was when he almost ran you over with his van while you were walking to your car

He was freaking out the whole time helping you stand up from the ground, but you ended up being the one calming him down

Offered you a ride home, which was actually pretty nice of him considering he almost killed you

His eyes were nice, though

He didn’t really talk to you much after that incident, but you noticed his small smile and eye contact everytime you had class together or passed you by in the hallway

It’s no surprise that Rodrick hates going to school and doing homework and other stuff related to school, but you almost lost your nerve when your chem teacher spent the whole lesson insulting him and basically calling him stupid

At the end of the lesson, he ran away from the classroom and you went after him

Being Rodrick, he tried to play it cool, but eventually confessed he was failing chem and didn’t know what to do

Of course, you offered to study with him, because why the hell not, we have to help eachother, am I right?

Shrugs and whatevers from his side, but the sincere look in his eyes sold him out, he really was grateful

The first time you were studying together was awkward and tense, he was afraid to reveal how much knowledge he lacks

With enough assuring and kind words, he finally felt comfortable to ask questions and learn

„So, can I get your number or something? For chem questions, of course“

„For chem questions, sure“ you really hoped he wouldn’t text only in regards of chem questions

If only you knew how much chemistry you would create in your texts (sorry for the pun)

Texting started with chem questions, ended up with him revealing his insecurities with school 4 hours later

The three days after the first study session you both were much better with texting than actual words, texting almost nonstop

Lying on your backs in his bed, textbooks above your heads, you inconspicuously drawing closer to him, explaining various formulas in his notes, Rodrick inconspicuously leaning his head on yours

He freaking loved your voice

Small breaks of course to keep the mind clear, talking about music, tv shows, music and more music

Ranking albums by Green Day, favorite singers, pretending you were interviewing eachother

„You can’t rely on pop singers to make a true love song, you know? It’s always from the band you wouldn’t quite expect it“

„So what’s your favorite love song?“ he snickered but couldn't hide he was curious about the answer

„I’m lost without you, Blink-182“

He almost lost it.

Of course he wouldn’t admit to listening to it at 3AM on some sleepless nights

He could picture you two slow dancing to it at the prom

Rodrick didn’t really give a damn about prom, but you+THAT song?

He knew you wold look beyond beautiful with THAT song playing in the background

THAT damn song was gonna be the end of him.

„So where were we with those formulas?“ he coughed and anxiously picked up his text book

Phone calls consisting of testing his knowledge, creating flash cards together in his bedroom, drawing on eachothers palms and wrists with a black sharpie, drinking a really bad tasting coffee, smacking him across his head with a textbook when he wasn’t paying attention

Because he was staring at you.

Him calling you late at night because he felt stupid and worthless

It broke your heart everytime.

His grades from chem improved so much you were sure Rodrick’s gonna tell you that he doesn’t need those sessions anymore.

He thanked god and heavens that he sucked at history

#rodrick heffley #rodrick heffley x reader #diary of a wimpy kid #rodrick heffley headcanons #diary of a wimpy kid headcanons #rodrick heffley imagines

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luventi · 3 years

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💌 — ANNOYING (BUT ENDEARING) THINGS YOUR COLLEGE GENSHIN BOYFRIEND DOES

note. pls reblog if u enjoyed!

cw. mentions of drinking, suggestive, humor.

— comes over to your dorm without asking. especially if they’ve had a bad day and they just want to cuddle and kiss you until they forget about it.

⤷ childe, kaeya, venti, razor, scaramouche.

— steals your shampoo whenever they stay the night and they can’t be bothered to bring their own.

⤷ razor, venti, bennett (he likes the smell).

— asks what you want for lunch because you think they’re going to buy it for you but instead they say, “that sounds good you should get us some.”

⤷ scaramouche, venti, zhongli, albedo.

— invites you to a party and doesn’t even show up because they forgot they hate social settings.

⤷ diluc, albedo, scaramouche, xiao.

— butt dials you the night before your big exam about 10 times while they’re drunk at a party.

⤷ kaeya.

— follows you around when they’re hungover so you can take care of them, even if you’re busy.

⤷ venti, childe, chongyun. (it was his first time)

— throws paper balls with love notes and doodles of you both inside at your head during class.

⤷ kaeya, childe, venti.

— throws paper balls with a picture of a penis.

⤷ scaramouche.

— makes you walk across campus to see him just because he misses you. he might meet you half way.

⤷ kaeya, diluc, albedo, childe, venti, xiao.

— drinks your coffee while he’s on his way to you.

⤷ xiao, kaeya, venti, razor (he’s so so so sorry)

— won’t give you their sweater while you’re out together because he told you to bring one yourself. but gives in and ends up giving it to you.

⤷ xiao, scaramouche, diluc, albedo, childe.

— calls you at 3am so you can say i love you.

⤷ bennett, razor, chongyun, kaeya, venti, childe.

— ignores you when you complain about that one hard class he told you not to take but you still did it.

⤷ albedo, zhongli, diluc, scaramouche.

— texts you raunchy pictures while you’re out with your friends or studying to get your attention.

⤷ venti, kaeya, childe. (they have no shame lmao)

— takes you on a date and then asks for gas money because they spent their money on video games.

⤷ bennett, childe.

— posts pictures on instagram of you both even though you look ugly in them, but he looks good. and he insists that you always look soo perfect.

⤷ venti, albedo (he likes to tease you), razor.

— refuses to smile for your insta pictures out of spite.

⤷ diluc, scara, xiao.

— wears your clothes (and doesn’t wash them).

⤷ razor, bennett, kaeya, childe, chongyun, venti.

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legendaryoikawa · 4 years

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haikyuu boys and your moments with them

note: female reader insert

warnings: tooth rooting fluff, slightly nsfw, mentions of alcohol, some grammar issues because I didn’t proofread this, sorry 😔

starring: bokuto, semi, matsukawa, tsukishima, sakusa, kageyama and goshiki

thank you for 1,7k!!!

bokuto kotaro: unplanned dates + things he do for you

“hey hey hey babe”

“why?”

“let’s go on a date, i miss u”

The little moments with bokuto is something that you will never forget. Those unplanned dates with just him in his sweats and unruly hair. Those date with him at the park with just him lying on your lap, admiring your face with a cheeky smile painting his lips. Or the way his hands playfully trace small circles on your lap playfully.

Those moments with him that’ll make you neglect your schoolworks in an instant because he pulled out a shenanigan on you (with the help of akaashi, so it’ll look convincing that bokuto is really in pain, but surprise bitch, it’s a prank) but truth is he just want to see your face because volleyball has consumed his time. And you’ll just smack him off for scaring you but he’d just kiss you in return. Kisses that are too strong with passion and desire. He gives more to the point you would be drowning with his passionate spirit.

You love it when he does this small thing where he tugs your stray away hair behind your ear. You always ask him why, but instead of answering your inquiry, he’ll just pull out a bouquet of handpicked flowers from the park and will hand to you.

“You ask why? Is it wrong to admire how absolutely stunning you are?”

sjDJHDBJSB DEAD

semi eita: when he invited you to a nearby gig

beautiful boy invited you and you thought you were just dreaming so he flicked you on your forehead 🥰💀

One thing that you should be taking with you especially when you’re going for a gig is a fucking jacket. Regardless of the event being indoors or outdoors, a fucking jacket is a must.

But you might be someone who lives under the rocks and decided to wear a full glam without taking a jacket to warm you off.

Yet, the night is already starting. Night sky is deep with velvety clouds and twinkling stars. Going back would be such a pain and Semi might be annoyed if you’d pull out a grand entrance because you’re so late. Heaving a sigh, you pulled over the venue where the gig is at. You saw him at the entrance with his signature grey hair styled perfectly and his hands stuffed into his jeans.

He gave you a quick look. “Hey.”

You let out a breath, “hey.”

You noticed that there were no people. No noise. Hell, there weren’t a gig to start with. “Semi?”

“I know. But this is the only thing i could pull of just so i could ask you on a date.”

sakusa kiyoomi: when you know you both share mutual feelings but there is something holding both of you back

you and sakusa both know you share some deep seated feeling towards each other yet neither both of you decided to talk about it.

you fell hard for him even more when you were dead shit drunk (yet, you are still aware of everything around you, however you have the guts to act carelessly even around sakusa) and you decided to tease him by sitting on his lap, when you barged into his dorm room after going hom from a sorrority party.

It really took him by surprise at how vulgar you are with your words. How straightforward you were around him. When in reality when you’re sober, you’d never dare to talk to him, let alone straddling on his lap. Or the way you look at him slowly beneath your lashes. No matter how hard sakusa tries to shut his thoughts, but he wishes to see more of this side of you.

He could smell the reek of alcohol on your breath yet he made no complains whatsoever because it’s you. It’s fucking you. And, he’ll never throw a fit even if it disturbs his personal confort zone, because it’s you that we are talking about here. And, you are in a state of vulnerability because of alcohol, now isn’t a time for him to be a brat about hygiene or whatever.

You whispered, “why are you such a stone, sakusa?”

He didn’t quite understand what you meant by that, but he chose to shut up and stare at your deep, tired eyes. Those eyes that captivated him. Those eyes of yours that he wishes to stare more at.

“I like you so much,” you slurred. “You and your bitchiness about people around you. Y-you..” you paused, shifting yourself comfortably on his lap while you gripped on his shoulders.

Sakusa could hear his own frantic heartbeat. Did you really mean it? But he knows, every shit that a drunk says, is nothing but the truth.

“I l-like you l, ya know that?” You grinned and tumbled but sakusa was fast enough to hold you on you waist. He burried his face onto the crook of you neck and whispered but loud enough for you to hear, “i like you too, but you’re disgusting right now.”

The next day was a beautiful disaster. With him and you in bed.

tsukishima kei: a study date with him at the library

having kei as your tutor could be really cold but what choice do you have?

Kei isn’t the type to sugarcoat things just because he wanted to be the type to give sympathy. But no. He will lash out if your essay is shit and he’ll even rub it onto your face that your choice of words aren’t passing his high standards. Not even a bit. That is how Kei is.

Yet, he knows when to stop with his venomous words. Especially when he knows you were having a bad day and so he decided to act more docile so he wouldn’t hurt more of your feelings.

Study dates with him isn’t too romantic because he prioritizes both of your academic success. But there will be time where he will let you snuggle close to him when the library’s air condition is making you cold. Or when he lets you doodle little dinosaurs on his forearms while he watches you under his stern, golden eyes.

“Why do you keep on playing with my hair? You should be studying your biology, dumbo.” He isn’t annoyed. In fact, he doesn’t want you to stop, he’s just too tsundere to admit.

But you know it well that he loves it so you play with his locks even more while leaning over to place a chaste peck on his cheeks.

Kei flipped his book and whispered. “Why do I love a fucking goner?”

kenma kozume: when he immediately hugged you after his stream

Kenma isn’t the type to be suave with words. But he expresses his affection through action because according to kuroo, that is much more cool.

He just finished a stream and gave away his honest review on how this palace dungeon game is. But is didn’t fazed him at all. In fact, he didn’t liked the graphics at all. A solid five for gamer!kenma

What made him scared is that it is already eleven in the evening yet you were nowhere to be found.

But his anxiousness subsided when he heard the familiar clanking of the front bell. And there you stood at the door, looking gloomy and kenma made sure to act up immediately.

It took you by surprise when he stood up from his seat and immediately wrapped you around his body. The familiar whiff of his cologne mixed with his warmth. This is more than you asked for.

kuroo tetsurou: when he makes fun of you because he likes you so much

King of provocation and chemistry nerd kuroo always love to mess up with you. And you can’t find a way to get to him back or?

“You know what?” Kuroo began.

You raised a brow, “what?”

“You’re small.”

“You’re just tall, Kuroo. Now,” you raised a pencil towards his direction, “leave me alone.”

Kuroo clicked his tongue. Now is the time for him to continue on further to pester you. He isn’t being a jerk though, but he just finds it cute especially when you get agitated with just him and his presence. The way your fist curling and he can’t help but to admire your annoyed face. You’re so damn cute but you just don’t even notice the notable fucking obvious.

Kuroo decided to play with your hair but you had other things in mind. To get back at him just for him to get a taste of his own medicine.

You exerted a lot of effort to pull his collar down just to match you eye level with his. You smiled, “is it just playing with my hair that you could pull off, kuroo?”

You’re donw with him concealing his feeling because he has no guts to come up to you. So you did him a favor. Something that’ll distract him for the rest of his day.

matsukawa issei: 3am dance with him

You were washing the dishes at night when you felt two strong arms encircling your waist.

“Hey.”

Matsukawa’s arms encircled your waist as you washed the dishes one Thursday night. The way he hummed the familiar tune of ‘close to you’ while swaing both of your bodies gracefully. You missed him, especially his familiar scent that smelled like home.

He shuffled his feet so he could have more grasp on the hem of your shirt. His thumb caressed the soft skin that showed from his hold.

You grabbed the sponge and lathered it with soap as Matsukawa clinged onto you. It was a peaceful night, with him on your side, the splashing of water and the sound of his lips kissing the crook of your neck.

You smiled as his kisses grow more playful. But Matsukawa wanted to see your face and so he twirled you so he could plant a kiss onto your lips.

You grinned. “Well, well, well, fancy seeing you here Mister Matsukawa.”

He gave you a cheeky smile back, “well, well, well, too, it was a pleasure seeing your beautiful face, Mrs. Matsukawa.”

You decided to play along with him as he swayed both of your bodies in a slow dance. “I doubt. You have plenty of companions at work, right?”

“Oh please. Among all that I’ve seen, i will always choose you.”

kageyama tobio: late night dates with him at the downtown convenience store

He would act like he just wanted milk but truth is, he wanted you more than the milk he’s addicted to.

“You’re such a dumbass, y/n.” Kageyama scolded when you tripped on your feet but good thing he was there to catch you. He resisted the urge to smile as you gave him a cheeky smile and brushed off the incident like it didn’t cut your self esteem. Humiliation? You don’t know her.

You immediately plopped onto the familiar stool of the convinience store after you grabbed ome of your favorite sponge cakes.

“Stop eating the poor cake like there is no tommorow, baka”

You made a face. “Call me a glutton, but these are the best among all sponge cake made.”

Kageyama raised a brow. Confused, he leaned in but you raised the empty container to his face. You suppresed a laugh, “Told you, I’m a glutton.”

He frowned. “I really don’t need to take a bite of that cake just to have a taste.”

“Wha—?”

He kissed you. And you were right. The sponge cakes were tasty.

goshiki tsutomo: walking home with him from the late academy

Nothing’s more enjoyable than having goshiki’s presence with you after going home from a hellish class from the academy.

“I am the future ace! You heard that, y/n?” Goshiki proudly yelled while both of you were walking home from the supplemental classes. You tried to match his energy. Yet, no matter how hard you try, you were just too drained to yell with him.

Goshiki had managed to read you even when you didn’t said it to his face. No words were needed because he knows you well like you were his very own diary. He pulled you by your cardigan to enclose you in his lean body.

He heard him whisper as he burried his nose on your hair. “You can always rely on me, idiot. If you’re tired, then tell me so i could somehow make you happy.”

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Hello!! Sorry if this was tOO LONG I GOT CARRIED AWAY HAHAHAHAHHA but i hope you enjoyed this as much as i enjoyed writing it!! Also, thank you for 1,7K U GUYS ARE THE BEST! Love you all!! 🥺💖💖💖

#haikyuu!!#haikyuu x reader #haikyū!!#haikyuu fluff #haikyuu #bokuto x reader #goshiki x reader #tsukishima x reader #matsukawa x reader #kuroo x reader #kenma x reader #sakusa x reader #kageyama x reader #semi x reader #haikyuu oneshots #haikyuu headcanons #haikyuu x you #haikyuu imagines #haikyuu smut

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mercisnm · 3 years

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more goofy Yennaia doodles

the 2 braincells i have left in my brain at 3am: hey what if yennefer and tissaia, but kpop dolls? you know, these kind of plushies...

okay i admit i like throwing unrelated modern stuffs in medieval/fantasy settings, but maybe someone (triss, who else but triss) made them these?

yennefer probably would... uhm...

no voodoo involved but still

#yennaia #the witcher #sometimes i draw things #my brain went through all of this just to hamfist the barbie doll joke into the whole thing ughh #i blame netflix for making yennefer a cutie pie #a bratty bitchy thankless cutie pie but a cutie pie nonetheless #i therefore cannot help but imagine her commit idiotic acts #yennefer can be the sane one in geralt/ciri/yen family but when it comes to tissaia she just lacks as much braincell as me #yennefer of vengerberg #tissaia de vries

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remosdeerica · 3 years

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Ho, boy. I've been writing some pretty depressing stuff lately so imma cleanse my pallet with some DamiJon HCs that you all may enjoy at your leisure.

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(Jon and Damian are around their early 20s for most if not all of these- and they're most likely retired because cottage-core vigilante veterans was something I didn't realize I needed)

-Jon: 6'3, built like a brick shithouse, beard that gives him some serious lumberjack vibes (because my Canadian soul demands it)

-Damian: 6', more on the slim side (but he still stronk), long hair, peirced ears, elegant goth vibes one minute, comfy animal lover vibes the next.

-Damian is the morning person and Jon is the night owl.

Damian was raised to rise vary early while living/training with Thalia and enjoys watching the sunrise. And since he's retired, he had no reason to stay up till 3am patrolling or working cases.

Jon mostly just likes to sleep in. But he also struggles with pretty bad night terrors and finds it easier to sleep when it's light out.

-Jon is usually the one who cooks. He finds it relaxing.

Damian can cook (Alfred made sure of it) he just doesn't really like doing it. He prefers cleaning up afterwards.

-Damian loves gardening. Jon loves napping under tress with their various pets while he gardens.

-Jon loves playing with Damian's hair. To the extent that he even started watching YouTube tutorials on hair styling so he could have more fun with it.

-Damian likes drawing/painting on Jon. Most times he's satisfied with just doodling on his arms but every once and a while he'll get an idea and sit Jon down so he can paint his entire upper body. During this time Jon likes to nap. (The man is tired, okay? Trauma really takes it outta you)

-Damian has a major sweet-tooth that he refuses to acknowledge (especially in front of other people) so often times when he and Jon go out for coffee or something Jon will pretend to order the excessively sweet drinks for himself and a black coffee for Damian and will switch them when no one is looking.

-To everyone's surprise the couple is super into PDA. They're always cuddling or holding hands or even just leaning against each other.

They are also almost certainly that couple. You know, the type of couple that if you can't find then in a crowd chances are they're making out in a corner somewhere? Sometime's even in full view of everyone? Yeah, that's them.

They enjoy their intimimacy and if you happen to stumble upon them in a compromising position that's your own fault

Tim has wanted to pore bleach in his eyes on more than one occasion for that very reason.

-They flirt one of 2 ways while in public/around others: insults or innuendos. The sweet nothings are saved for their more private moments.

-Which one is more possessive? One would assume it's Damian, but no. Jon is actually the more possessive of the two.

Damian has his moments of course, but Jon sometimes gets caveman levels of possessive. Glaring daggers at anyone who even hints and being interesting in his boyfriend and making sure that his arm is wrapped around him when people are looking so that they know to back off.

For the most part it's harmless. And Damain thinks it's cute (and kinda hot). But Jon often has to remind himself that Damian is a person not an object and that he has no actual claim over him.

Even though every time he sees someone else touching him he wants to rip their arms out of their sockets.

Many people think this is just another thing about Jon that changed after he was lost in time, but actually he's been pretty possessive since he was a child. His bright personality just made it harder to see or people thought it was cute.

In fact, once while they were going to middle school together, Jon sabotaged a girls confession to Damian by finding all the love letters she had left him and throwing them away. He felt pretty guilty about it at the time but not enough to stop from doing similar things throughout their time at school.

As an adult Jon is more aware of how destructive and controlling that kind of behaviour can be and tries to keep his more possessive nature at bay.

-Their pet names for each other:

Jon: Baby, Dames, Honey, Hot stuff, Sweetheart [in bed ;) ], and once he called Damian "Darlin'" country twang and all. Damian hated it (he loved it).

Damian: Beloved, Habibi, My Love, Corn Cob, Farm Boy, Caveman, Brut, Idiot (you get the idea).

#I LOVE THESE TWO SO MUCH YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND #They soft but also fucked up and I love that #damijon #dark ish jon #damian wayne #jon kent #dc comics #damian has long hair when he's older fight me #my jon kent

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morgana-pendragon · 4 years

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mutuals as vibes and songs that come to my head :)

cause i love my mutuals more than certain family members

(if i miss you it’s most likely cause we haven’t interacted enough for me to get a strong vibe from you! if you’d like me to, just let me know and i’ll add you!💜)

celie! @ellegreenawy - a picnic at a park, eating sandwiches and laying on a plaid blanket, making daisy chains and flower crowns, jumping in leaf piles, cloud watching till the sun sets - betty, taylor swift

ani! @anepiphany - bored in class, passing notes, doodling on each other’s notebooks, annoying the fuck out of the teacher and then laughing about it - fancy, iggy azalea ft. charli xcx

viv! @ssaemxlyprentxss - running up a grassy hill, hand-in-hand, rolling down it and doing it all over again till we‘re breathless from laughter, trying to catch butterflies - fireflies, owl city

siva! @lilmockingbirds - in a comedy club, smells faintly of old peanuts, laughing till we cry, walking home in the dark, barking at men who catcall us - what’s new pussycat?, tom jones

jonah! @doctcrspencerreid - going to a museum, looking at all the exhibits, all access passes, going to the planetarium, learning all about the planets and stars and galaxies - love is bigger than anything in its way, u2 & cheat codes

kk! @gothwyfe - throwing rocks at my window at 3am, driving to the nearest gas station, getting slushies and hot dogs, a leather jacket that smells like smoke, getting tattoos at the mall, giving each other piercings - good thing, zedd ft. kehlani

l! @hmmm-what-am-i-doing - studying at the library, while also watching a sci-fi film, making jokes and laughing then giggling quieter after the librarian shushes us, making notes for each other, going on coffee runs - hostage, billie eilish

h! @whiskey-fluent - getting fro-yo for the crew, the smell of the fro-yo shop, dancing along to the songs playing on the radio, eating little bits of everyone’s fro-yo, buying toppings in bulk - shower, becky g

lauren! @heat-waveee - i’ve said it before and i’ll say it again: going on vacation, staying on the beach until sunset, driving back home with the windows down, music blasting, arms in the wind, wearing comfy hoodies after a shower, a rom-com marathon with hot chocolate - good times, all time low

maggie! @catchingflames-with-plasticcups - on autumn vacation in a cottage, gardening and singing, making birdhouses, watching a film in a tent outside, the scent of off! cause bugs, yanno - this city, sam fischer

andy! @ssa-lesbian - going up to the roof at midnight, looking for constellations with an old telescope, telling myths, reading period books, snacking on fruits - breathin’, ariana grande

el! @bees-teas-and-cheese - going to a café, ordering tea and muffins, getting way too engrossed in the books we brought with us, grocery shopping and almost getting kicked out but having so much fun we don’t even care - pocketful of sunshine, natasha bedingfield

elle! @thestrawberrygirl - going to a plant nursery and buying all the fruits they have, making a little garden with an irrigation system cause we’re forgetful as hell, making little place cards for each fruit, excitedly watching them grow, eating the (slightly unripe) strawberries first - youth, troye sivan

shay! @beware-of-you-98 - doing cartwheels in the street, buying giant colouring pages, spreading them over a table and coloring for hours, having alexa play calming music, falling asleep watching kids’ films - future nostalgia, dua lipa

asher! @killjoys-make-some-noise-na-na - trying to find instruments to play in music class, settling on woodwind, making way too many jokes, going to music festivals - hey look, ma i made it, panic! at the disco

nic! @emilyxprentiss - teaching me how to carve a pumpkin, laughing together when i get it horribly wrong, having homemade lunches with rice as the side, doing spontaneous exercises in the middle of the park - generation why, conan gray

i hope you guys like it and that i haven’t offended any of you😅 this just sounds like my ideal (friend) dates with my mutuals lmao

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