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1610 miles would allow you to see in his sketchbook n’ also you would pose for him to help him in his sketches.
1610 miles swings you up on rooftops when you’re upset and he holds you too cheer you up.
1610 miles takes you to a abandoned place to graffiti each others name.
1610 miles doesn’t like getting up early in the morning when he’s laying in bed with you.
1610 miles gets really happy when he sees you in school.
1610 miles buys matching Jordan’s for the both of you (mostly red or yellow.).
1610 miles takes naps on ft with you after school taking screenshots while you sleep.
1610 miles uses silly nicknames like pook/stink/etc.
1610 miles remembers every lil detail about you and every thing you favorite.
1610 miles loves playing video games with you letting you win if your not good at the game.
1610 miles is really good with kids and sometimes gets baby fever.
1610 miles accidentally shocks you while he sneezes😭.
42 miles wears matching hello kitty pjs with you.
42 miles would admire you while your studying on a test.
42 miles when you get your period he will try his best to comfort you any way.
42 miles FaceTimes you when he first wakes up instead texting you😒.
42 miles 1v1s you in mw2 and actually shits on you.
42 haves your birth date on the back of his phone case.
42 miles sends you the most cringest stuff on TikTok and expects you to watch it all💀.
42 miles steals your bonnet then claims it as his.
42 miles gives you the side eye when you make corny dad jokes or something 😭.
42 miles being a flex and showing you off at school or on the game.
“ I gtg ima go hang out wit my girl “
“sorry I’m having lunch with my girl “
42 miles throws paper balls at you just in case your bored in math class.
@ entox 2023
#earth 42 miles fluff#ೃ༄ ‘jades speakin.’#earth 42 miles morales x reader#earth 42 miles x you#miles morales x reader#e42 miles x reader#1610 miles x reader#earth 42 miles angst#earth 1610 miles morales x reader#miles morales fluff#earth 42 miles morales x reader comfort#miles x reader#atsv x you#atsv x black reader#adults dni#milescest dni#miles smut dni
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jade leech would literally name their child after a mushroom he found. no one can say other wise because im 100% sure.
mushroom kiddo 🍄
#speakin with val ヾ(´･ω･｀)ﾉ#jade leech#jade headcanons#mushrooms#twst#twisted wonderland#disney twst
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Epel, Floyd: Wild and Free
Floyd’s callback to his own birthday interview 👌 I sure hope Deuce didn’t die from that Magical Wheel ride—
Also!! Anyone notice that Epel’s Union Birthday pose looks like the pose from Vil’s first birthday card? jdbdjsbdjwns Man’s really learning from his dorm leader 😂 Unfortunate that Epel didn’t complete the Pomefiore ponytail trio though...
Imagine this...
“Ne, ne, Guppy-chan!”
“Mm? What’s up, Floyd-senpai?”
When Epel turned, he found his upper classman leering down at him. A sinister gleam in those heterochromatic eyes, spiked teeth on full display. Epel gulped, his body instinctively inching back--preparing not to flee, but to make space to fight.
Floyd had kicked down the door earlier.
Perhaps Epel would be next to be kicked down, if he wasn’t cautious.
“Are you sure you don’t want me and Jade as your brothers?” the eel sked in a drawl, leaning in with a slanted smile. “We’d treat you real nice, honest~”
“When you gotta say that you’re being honest, it just makes you sound way LESS honest!” Epel retorted.
“What, and Sea Lion-senpai is?” Floyd cackled, his wicked laughter piercing. “Last I checked, he’s just as crafty as Azul. I mean, Sea Lion-senpai swiped aaaall those contracts right from under our noses.”
“You don’t get it. Leona-san’s really cool when it comes down to it! It ain’t just about bein’ big n’ strong. It’s how you use what you’ve got! I... learned that from Vil-senpai.”
Even the things you thought were weaknesses before can become your strongest assets.
The first year clenched his fists, a show of self-assuredness. “Strong, smart, kind, cool...! The kind of guy everyone looks up to! That’s why, no matter what, I wanna be like Leona-san someday!”
“Kind? Bleh. He seriously doesn’t give that sorta impression at all,” Floyd sighed. “... But geez, I never thought I’d see the day when your eyes would sparkle over something like that, Guppy-chan.”
“Huh? What do you mean?”
“When I first met you, you were all about bulking up, gaining muscle, getting stronger. Just that, and nothing else. Now... I dunno, you’re different somehow.”
Epel straightened excitedly. “I actually grew a few centimeters from last year!”
“Nah, it’s not height. It’s more like... you still go through with Betta-chan-senpai’s crazy strict lessons, but...” Floyd tilted his head, his eyes creasing into gleeful crescents. “... You’re more free than ever.”
“Oh, am I? I’m... more free?” Epel blinked, unsure of how to interpret the word. “Well, I guess if by ‘freer’ you mean ‘more open’? Before, it kinda felt like I was chasin’ that one thing so hard, I forgot ‘bout all the other stuff that’s important.”
The birthday boy closed his eyes, letting long lashes sweep over his appled cheeks. “Not just physical strength, but strength of character. There’s so many types of strength I didn’t know about before. They’re like apples--lots of different kinds, and everyone has the ones they’re trying to cultivate.”
Floyd stared at him.
“D-Did I say something weird?”
“Nope! Nothing weird!”
“Wh-What’s with that scary smile, then?!”
“Mm? What scary smile? I’m just happy for you, Guppy-chan.” Floyd grinned toothily, folding his arm and resting it on Epel’s head. The birthday boy bristled, but did not dare jostle his upperclassman off.
“Happy... I dunno if I believe you on that.”
“Mm? I’m totally believable.”
“Ya look like yer gonna chew me up ‘n spit me out!” Epel protested, accent strongly cutting through his composed facade.
“That’s what I’m here for, aren’t I? For your special Gift of Good Fortune~”
“Hold up!” Epel shouted, suddenly breaking away from Floyd. “If you think I’m just gonna take this lyin’ down, you got another thing comin’! LEZZGO, FLOYD-SENPAI! You and me, right here, right now!!”
Hehe. Looks like Guppy-chan’s grown up some. The ee’s grin broadened. That’ll make him way stronger—and way more fun to crush~
“Ahahahah! Now you’re speakin’ my language!”
“Bring it ON!!”
Pies were seized by both boys, their war cries ringing out above the party. Thrill tickled the backs of their throats, and whipped cream was set flying free into the world.
Happy birthday, Guppy-chan~!
Splat, splat!!
#Epel Felmier#Floyd Leech#twst#twisted wonderland#twisted wonderland imagines#twisted wonderland scenarios#spoilers#something no one asked for#disney twisted wonderland#Epel birthday takeover
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• Saw two bald eagles flyin' together the other day. I'm pretty jaded and take a lot of things for granted but I really hope I never lose the part of me that gets excited seein' animals out n about.
• How do I word this? I get so annoyed by podcasts with a video element. There are so many I listen to that either cater to a youtube audience or just play videos and react to em. What about people that listen in cars?? Fuck us, right?
• Speakin' of podcasts: I think I'm done with Maron.
• I love movies but watchin' movies on TV is so goddamn frustrating. Okay fine you gotta chop em up with commercials because no one watches regular tv anymore...fine. But the censorship/editing is what drives me really batshit. Not too long ago I was watchin' Where the Heart Is and they completely cut out the ex boyfriend subplot. Like they showed him leave her and then we see him at the hospital. Completely cut out him gettin' discovered by Joan Cusack and gettin' hit by the train. Made no sense. I know I'm not sayin' anything groundbreaking here but I'm also incredibly confused by censoring cuss words but allowing gore. I've heard a dozen or twelve people bring that up but I've NEVER heard an explanation as to why.
• Had a brief conversation with a dame I went to high school with. Realized I haven't seen her in about 20 years and I just can't seem to wrap my head around that.
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stfu youd want jade/floyd to dick you down till dawn breaks, pardon me for speakin the truth/j -Caycay
HEY. SHUT UP ACTUALLY........
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Typhon, was it difficult at first to comprehend knowledge beyond your own reality? If that's not how it works, feel free to correct me
"T'was at first."
"I'd fallen overboard on th' ship. Couldn't swim that great. I'm a dense fucker, y'know? Sank like a damn brink. Could breathe but couldn't fight the currents. Remember cursin' Chello for not fixin' that damn siderail. Think I hit my head?"
"Woke up not underwater. I won't bore ya with the stupid specifics. After speakin' with the fool who picked me, I woke up again, pulled up on the ship again by Bixith. Her face was th' first I saw. I couldn't control it back then, I just saw...everythin'."
"Saw her dyin' by her descendant's hand. Saw the labs, saw who she'd become. I saw her creation...an unimportant pawn...later becomin' important. Destined to die, to fuel Jules' spiral. She didn't exist without him, but he needed her to die. Fodder for a fucked up game. I held her 'n wept."
"I could tell you everythin' about the crew, from their creation, to their purpose. Chello was a jade, then a violet, then a jade again. He's existed longer than me 'n Jules, but not as long as Jules' descendants. Brutus came after his descendants- how, don't ask. I trained myself real fast t' hold it back. Or maybe He patched that hole, saw me losin' my mind. These days, I don't look. I don't wanna know. A braver man would tamper more. I refuse."
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OOHH! Let's talk about something juicy~ Any juicy gossip you wanna share? Any of your friends or acquaintances got something good happening?
"☆Where should I start toots?☆"
"☆That one Fuschia guy- not the boy toy.. The one who runs that joint we crash at, looks like hes scored himself a little thing. Funny. Realll funny... I knew they'd end up together.. with how much Masayo and Nakaou liked to run their mouth about em.. but shhh~ All speculation.. totally didn't hear him mention it to a certain jade.. He looks cute when he's happy and not all serious.☆"
"☆Speakin of that jade.. hes fuckin trying to stand toe to toe with that fucking jackass.. The one who fuckin threatened me. Complete piece of shit... he needs to be careful. Something about that big ass motherfucker is not good... don't know why Nakaou even bothers to talk to him.. He causes a lot of problems and is a two faced ass... but it seems that she is doing it cause of some stick ass mutant. Think they're spades for eachother.. but ain't that weird? Going to protect your spade so earnestly.... kinda makes ya not look like spades.☆"
"☆Then ya got yeesh.. some duo violet? The one I said I wanted ta get to know? Man. Someone did a number in on him.. he looked livid. Reeaaaaaaalll mad. Cute little bruises all over his neck~ Hehehe though he reeked of some fun times.. must still be all hot and bothered bout it still... probably playin what happened on loop in his brain..haha. Trolls are so funny.☆"
"▪︎Mmmm.. I've got plenty more stuff to whisper to ya about if ya want.. But keep it between us.. ya? or if ya ask about anyone in particular.. I can spill what I got.☆"
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Bestie they watched 50 shades of grey as inspiration for surrender….. this book is doomed to be bad
#im….#no wonder reagan speaks… like that#AND IT MAKES ME SOO MAD CAUSE REAGAN FINE ASF BUT SAY GOOFY SHIT#SPEAKIN LIKE HES IN A £1.50 ROMANCE EBOOK FROM AMAZON#jade answers
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Round Four - drabble
Dabi x reader
Word count: 833
Cw: finger fuckin, soft ooc Dabi, blood mentioned at the end (not readers)
The word pussy,cunt,hole,and clit are used. However no pronouns are used
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You've been playing for what seemed like hours now, laying on Dabis bed, using the wall and a flat pillow to prop yourself up.
You held your game system in hand and on your stomach for so long that you can feel your left arm falling asleep. However, you couldn't care in the slightest, your mind has been else where. Your eyes glued to the screen while your thoughts of him and what he had left occupied your mind.
Warm and slowly dripping onto your panties. you cant help but to focus in on it,
Dabi had fucked you earlier that day but your body couldn't help but crave more. Though after the third round, it was so painfully over stimulated that you cried with the softest of touches.
You two had stopped there and went on about your day. He had missions to do while you had the day off.
So here you are soaking through your second pair of panties, alone in his room.
"I could smell you from across the room."
You dart your eyes up to be face to faced with the devil himself.
Gasping out of shock and pleasure as he sneaks his hand rubs at your slit. "does baby need this?" Pressing pressure onto your clit with a lazy smirk.
Shaking your head ,"Hhhn no! I dont want that."
"No?"
You paused to think of how to phrase this without sounding dumb.
"Whaddya want then baby?" He purred, rubbing his cheek against yours, kissing your ear.
"I-I need my holes filled."
He pulled back and stared at you in shocks for a second before smirking.
A warm hand squeezed your cheeks, pulling you in for a kiss right as his other hot hand smack your cunt.
"Ffffu-aH!" You shrieked
"That was so fuckin hot, thought you were gonna say something stupid like penetration." He breathed into you, lips just barely touching
"Was gonna," you chuckled "had to think for a second."
His hot hand slides its way down your pants as he licks your lips, mimicking your as you moan.
"Fuuck" he laughs "You're seriously wet. You want this so badly huh? Greedy for round four baby?"
You nod feverishly, gripping onto his shoulders as he teases around your hole.
"Dabi, Dabi pleee-ase~!" Whining the last bit as he sunk three fingers in.
"Dont break them now." he smirks, fingering you open, not that you really need it.
Closing your eyes you thought,
'Not enough,more god please more.'
Bucking your hips up ,his fingers hitting your G,
"Ga-ah! Do-don’t be mean."
Feeling his smile against your temple he rapidly picks up his pace. Quickly fuckin his fingers in and out of your wet cunt, his palm slamming against your sore clit.
Youre whining and moaning his name tagged with praises
The perverted sounds your slicked hole and his evenly slicked hand echos in the room, deafening your own voice
"You wanna cum whore?"
"No!" You gasp out "not yet!"
"Why torture yourself baby," he whispers against your ear. "Your wet ass fuck hole says otherwise."
He was right, your gripping him so tightly youre shocked his pace hasnt faltered. Youre high was fastly approaching.
He clicks his tongue, calling you as if you were a cat.
"Hhhnnnnn~." you whined in defiance, opening your eyes to see Dabi eagerly staring at you, his lips stretched into a toothy smile.
"I wanna en-enjoy you a bit long-ger~" Still his pace didnt slow.
"Cum for me baby, come on."
Too close to really convince him you nod rapidly. Grabbing his hair you pulled him down, muffling your screams with his tongue as your orgasm explodes throughout you. Intense sparks ripple up your chest and arms, going all the way down to your toes which caused your legs to squeeze around his stilled arm.
Only letting you two breathe once youve finally come down, you shaking legs released his arm.
Dazed out of your fucking mind you look up at your boyfriend, smilingly a toothy smile down at you. His eyes had nothing but awe and love in them. It was so out of the ordinary to see his face contort in such a happy way, always so jaded and hiding behind a façade.
Such a beautiful sight.
A goofy smile spread across your face with a giggle. "Beautiful." You softly spoke.
"Hmm sorry what was that?" You teased, leaning in closer.
"Youre beautiful." You said louder, nimble fingers scratched at his head.
"My fingers really did a number on you huh? Youre so fucked out, speakin random shit."
You shook your head. "I love your face. I love your happy grin, I love the way your eyes crease and when you do, i love your laugh lines, I looove you~" You sung out the last bit.
Dabis brows furrowed, his face more solemn. "yeah?" He whispered as blood dripped out of his scarred skin.
"Yeah." You confirmed as you wipe the blood away. "I do." You gently bring yourself up to lick the the rest.
Minors, blogs w no age, and empty blogs will be BLOCKED
#rott.writes#rott.drabbles#rott.post#bnha dabi#dabi x gender neutral reader#dabi x reader#dabi x you#reader prob trans bc i be projecting#bnha imagines#dabi imagines#mha imagines#mha x reader#dabi x reader smut#dabi smut#idk what to tag#this was barely edited#kiss kiss#soft dabi#ooc dabi#bnha fic#mha fic
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SSR Azul Ashengrotto Dorm Uniform Personal Story: Part 2
"So-called attachment"
(Part 1) Part 2 (Part 3)
[Mostro Lounge]
Floyd: I'm so tired from all that waitin' around in line at the Mystery Shop. There's no customers at the Mostro Lounge so it's nice～
Jade: Now, now, don't say that, Floyd.
Azul: Let us sample this Mystery Drink that has robbed us of our customers immediately.
Azul: So, this is a clear, carbonated juice in a nondescript plastic cup. In addition, there are colorful gummies floating in it.
Azul: I must admit that the idea of adding gummies in the juice is fascinating… However, wouldn't this product merely have a just short-term surge?
Jade: Cater-san did describe it as "totally delish!", after all.
Azul: He's only taken in by its appearance. I am keeping my expectations low.
Azul: Well, regardless, we'll be able to say for ourselves once we drink it. Let's have a taste.
Jade/Floyd: Cheers.
[slurp slurp, gulp gulp]
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Azul: …DELICIOUS!!!!!!!
Azul: …Ah― I didn't mean to shout like that.
Jade: Amazing. I have never tasted such a flavorful drink before, neither on land or at sea!
Floyd: Whaaaat, this tastes so fricken good!
Azul: The key to this deliciousness lies within the gummies in the drink… These are no mere decorations, each and every one has their own flavor.
Azul: The yellow gummies have the scent and sweetness of ripened fruit… Could this be made from the famed jeweled pineapples of the Shaftlands?
Azul: The red gummies are akin to freshly picked strawberries… These must be made of ruby berries.
Azul: The black gummies are reminiscent of rich chocolate with a faintest hint of flowers…
Azul: They must have used the floral cacao that blooms in the Sunset Savanna but once in 10 years for this.
Azul: The green gummies have this sharp, refreshing sensation that must be from the frozen mint which only grows in the cold, mountainous regions.
Azul: What more, this distinguished saltiness in the blue gummies can only be the natural azure salt that is a rare find even in the Coral Sea!
Azul: Finally, this sensational carbonation that unrelentlessly dances on one's tongue and perfectly balances the each and every one of the gummies must be…
Floyd: Azul looks like he's havin' fun～ Y'think he forgot we're still here?
Jade: I wonder if it was all thanks to his parents' upbringing that he was able to identify those ingredients simply by tasting it like that.
Floyd: His parents?
Jade: I'm speaking of that famed ristorante in the Coral Sea. Do you not recall going there together during middle school?
Floyd: Oh yeah, maybe? I kinda only remember Azul reeeeeaaaally not wanting to go.
Jade: Oh, what a shame. The carpaccio was absolutely delicious…
Jade: Since he was raised in a ristorante, I'm sure he has gained a discerning palate from tasting various dishes throughout his childhood.
Jade: As such, he is quite the gourmet.
Floyd: Then it'd be great if he ate more. It's so boring 'cause recently he hasn't been eatin' as much.
Azul: …Is what I've gathered. Were the both of you listening to me?
Jade: Yes, of course.
Floyd: Yeah, we were listening～
Azul: This drink is certainly delicious. I'm sure it will only continue to grow in popularity.
Azul: In order to lure back the customers of the Mostro Lounge, we must make something that is just as formidable as this.
Azul: …However, there is one glaring problem.
Jade: Which is?
Azul: No matter how you think it, it would be impossible for this Mystery Drink to be profitable if made by any normal means.
Azul: It contains jewel pineapples and ruby berries, yes? Even a single pinch of natural azure salt costs 3,000 madol.
Azul: …And yet a single cup sells for 600 madol?
Azul: It would be absurd to consider this profitable! In all actuality, it could be sold for 1,000 madol and the cost to make it wouldn't even be covered.
Jade: In other words, the more Mystery Drinks Sam-san sells, the more money he loses?
Azul: Someone with an abundance of business acumen like Sam-san wouldn't do something so foolish. As a fellow businessman, I can affirm this.
Azul: We're speaking of a person who deals in all kinds of products, who has a wide network of connections. I'm certain he has a special route to procure everything.
Azul: Having been made with the finest ingredients to provide an overwhelmingly amazing flavor, it gives the customers a higher sense of satisfaction beyond the price they pay…
Azul: That is the reason for the Mystery Drink's popularity. As such, if we attempted to create it with the same ingredients without any proper connections…
Jade: We would have to sell it at much higher price, yes?
Azul: Indeed. And yet, if we were to lower the quality of the ingredients, this level of flavor would not be attainable. Now, how should we tackle this situation?
Floyd: I don't really get it, but from what it sounds like, wouldn't it be impossible to make the same thing?
Azul: …
Jade: I was thinking the same thing.
Jade: Compared to the Mystery Shop that has served as the school store for the prestigious Night Raven College for generations...
Jade: The Mostro Lounge has only been open for less than a year; the difference in our business performance and customer trust is immeasurable.
Jade: I cannot imagine that we would be capable of procuring a supplier with a better purchasing rate than what the school store has been able to.
Floyd: So basically, the Mostro Lounge isn't even good enough to be a rival to the school store, huh～
Azul: Rival…?
Floyd: So then, why don't we go mess with the Mystery Shop's operations or something, since they're our business competition…?
Azul: Rival, business competition, you say… I see. Fufufu! That does seem quite like fun…
Jade: Oh, my, now that is a look filled with excitement. Did an idea come to you?
Floyd: Eh, you sayin' we can make a drink that's cheaper and yummier?
Azul: No, just as Jade said, that would be impossible,
Azul: However, I've thought of… something much better.
(Part 1) Part 2 (Part 3)
#twisted wonderland#twst#azul ashengrotto#jade leech#floyd leech#twst azul#twst jade#twst floyd#twst translation#mention: sam#mention: cater
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imma be fr if your name is kitana khan?? Or mileena khan We are making out getting married having kids 🤷🏾♀️
#ೃ༄ ‘jades speakin.’#mk1 reptile#mileena x reader#mileena#kitana x reader#sorry!#‘atp I’m going crazy’
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Flowers (Valentine’s Day HC)
Fandom: Twisted Wonderland
Pairing: All x gn!Reader, Ortho platonic.
Warning: None
Prompt: Type of flower he would give you on Valentine’s Day.
A/N: Happy Valentine’s Day! 💝
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Prologue:
You went to get breakfast with Grim, hoping to get a glimpse of your boyfriend. He was nowhere to be found, but when you returned to Ramshackle, you found a gift from him.
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Malleus
A bouquet of pink, lavender, and white Gerbera Daisies sat on the living room center table. A pink bow was neatly tied around the stems, holding the bouquet together.
"Today is Valentine's Day, correct? Fufu, human holidays are quite intriguing. Lilia said gifting flowers is a must and asked me to choose carefully. It seems as though each flower has a different meaning. A variety of gerbera daisies in a single bouquet represent innocence, beauty, and cheerfulness. What better flower to gift you? You are always the reason behind my smile, but today, let me be the reason for your smile. ~Malleus Draconia"
Lilia
A simple gray ceramic pot with pink orchids sat in front of the Ramshackle entrance.
"Happy Valentine's Day, my dear! Did you know orchids symbolize love, beauty, and strength? They reminded me of you~ hehe. You're such a lovely and strong person. I don't know if you realize this, but you are the strength of the people around you. Also, don't forget that I will always love you. ~Lilia”
Silver
A single red and pink anemones sat on the dorm's doorstep along with two notes.
"I will protect you forever. ~Silver"
"Hey, it's Lilia. I saw Silver's note and couldn't help myself. That boy didn't even wish you Happy Valentine's Day, nor did he explain the meaning of anemones to you. These flowers symbolize protection, so Silver choose them for you. Also, (Y/N), thank you for being by Silver's side. I couldn't ask for anyone better. ~Your future father-in-law ;)"
Sebek
Grim ran up to the door and picked up a bouquet of white calla lilies. A crimson-colored bow was tightly wrapped around the stems. There were two notes next to the flowers.
"These are for you. ~Sebek"
"Hey, it's Lilia. I feel like I'm going to be spending the whole day trying to fix Silver and Sebek's blunders. These lilies reminded Sebek of you, and he couldn't stop saying how beautiful they looked. Of course, he didn't know I was listening, hehe. I hope you have a good Valentine's Day...let's hope your date with Sebek goes well. Wait, was I suppose to mention the date? Hehe, oh well! ~Lilia"
Riddle
Riddle gifted you a bouquet of white gardenias in a clear glass vase.
"Happy Valentine's Day. I am not used to giving gifts, so I hope you find these flowers beautiful. I couldn't help but think of your purity when I saw these gardenias. Please come to my dorm when you receive this note. I will be waiting for you. ~Riddle"
Ace
A single pink hydrangea flower sat on the coffee table with a sloppily written note.
"Pretty flowers, don't you think? Trey senpai said something about hydrangeas representing beauty and grace. They kinda remind me of you. Hope you like it! Oh, and Happy Valentine's Day. I'll stop by after classes! ~Your handsome boyfriend Ace"
Deuce
When you returned to Ramshackle, you found a clear vase with a bunch of sunflowers inside.
"Happy Valentine's Day. When I saw these flowers, they reminded me of your smile. Cater senpai told me sunflowers symbolize warmth and happiness, so I thought they were perfect for you. Do you want to...um...go on a..nevermind! See you after classes. ~Deuce"
Trey
Trey gifted you a bouquet of pink peonies wrapped inside a cream-colored gift wrapping tissue paper.
"Happy Valentine's Day, my beloved! These peonies are for you. They represent romance and are good luck charms, bringing fortune to those who receive them. I hope these flowers bring you luck. Don't forget about our date later tonight. Also, I baked your favorite dessert. ~Trey"
Cater
A bouquet of blue iris inside a clear vase sat on the living room table.
"Happy Valentine's Day, my love! Sorry for not giving these flowers to you in person...I have classes. T~T Aren't irises breathtaking flowers? They're rare and unique, like you. <3 I'll see you after classes! Can't wait to go on a date with you!! :* ~XOXO, Cater"
Leona
You saw a single sugarbush protea sitting in front of the main door with two notes next to it.
"Here. Now come to my dorm, I want to nap with you. ~Leo"
"Happy Valentine's Day, (Y/N)! Leona asked me to deliver this flower to you, and when I saw his note...haha...he's even lazier than usual. Lemme tell you why Leona picked this flower for you. The florist said Proteas represent courage and transformation, and I think Leona's trying to say you're his courage. Shishishi! Don't tell him I said this! He's going to get so mad if he finds out. ~Ruggie"
Jack
Jack left a bouquet of yellow primroses inside a round vase on your doorstep. Next to the vase were two notes.
"You are perfect the way you are. Don't ever change. ~Jack"
"Shishishi. How sweet of Jack to say this. Oh, sorry, I saw him write this note and thought to tell you the reason why he chose this flower. The florist said primroses are a symbol of new love and new beginnings. Guess Jack wants to start a new life with you? Shishishi. I see marriage in your future! Don't tell him I sent this note to you. ~Ruggie"
Ruggie
Ruggie gifted you a bunch of yellow dandelion flowers.
"Happy Valentine's Day! Did you know Dandelions are tough and can endure anything? Just like you. They also have healing properties and are healers, like you. Shishishi. Oh, did you know you can make tea out of these? They help with all sorts of pain and illnesses! ~Ruggie"
Azul
Azul gifted you a bouquet of purple tulips, neatly tied with a lavender satin bow.
"Hello, love. Happy Valentine's Day. My apologies for not handing these to you in person. I promise to make it up to you later. I thought quite a lot about what flower to give you, but I could think of none better than tulips. They convey comfort and warmth, and when I'm with you, I feel wanted and loved. You mean the world to me. ~Love, Azul"
Jade
When you walked into Ramshackle dorm, a radiant sparkle caught your eyes. Getting closer, you saw a pink glass rose sitting atop a note.
"Happy Valentine's Day, my dear. I noticed quite a few men handing their beloved fresh flowers, but why gift an item that will wither? I do hope you like the glass rose. Its charm, radiance, and delicacy reminds me of you. Visit the Monstro Lounge once you're finished with classes. ~Jade"
Floyd
In the living room, you found a bouquet of forget-me-nots held together by a jute string.
"Hey, Shrimpy, Happy Valentine's Day~! Jade went flower shopping, so I joined him and found these flowers. They look like you, tiny and cute. Come to my dorm after classes~ I made something for you. ♡ Floyd”
Kalim
You entered Ramshackle, hoping to find Kalim; instead, you saw a gold rose on the living room sofa. Beside the metal-flower sat a cream-colored paper with a gold border.
"Jamil said I shouldn't give you this and should choose fresh flowers. But I don't wanna give you something that'll wilt. This rose is better 'cause it'll stay with you forever! Oh, Happy Valentine's Day! Come to Scarabia after school~ I'm gonna throw you the best party ever! ~ Kalim :)"
Jamil
When you returned to the dorm, you found a thin glass vase with a single pink lotus inside and a note next to it.
"Happy Valentine's Day. I hope your day has been well so far. I don't know what your favorite flower is, so I got you a lotus. You know about lotus, right? They bloom from mud but are unaffected by the muck around them. Lotuses remind me of you...no matter how dirty the world around you, your beauty remains untouched. ~Jamil"
Vil
You strolled into your dorm and saw Grim running towards you with a single red rose and a note in hand.
"Happy Valentine's Day, my lovely. What better flower to gift you than a red rose? Red is the color of passion, whereas a rose represents classic beauty. This particular rose has been cultivated with the utmost care. Flawless, is it not? Be ready by 4 for our date. ~Your beautiful Vil"
Rook
You entered the living room to find a bouquet of Casa Blanca lilies in a white vase sitting on the table. Around the neck of the vase was a green satin ribbon holding a note.
"Bonjour, mon amour. You like flowers, oui? These are Casa Blanca lilies, known for their beauty, class, and style. They suit you quite well. Now come, we shall go on a date and make memories. ~Ton amour, Rook"
Epel
As soon as you walked into the living room, you saw a bouquet of lavenders and a basket of apples.
"Hello. Today's Valentine's Day, right? So, um...Happy Valentine's Day. I got these lavender flowers for you. They smell good, right? Meemaw - I mean grandmother, loves them a lot, so I thought you would like them too. Speakin' of Meem- grandma, she sent apples for you and asked me to give them to you today. I planned a date today...I'll meet you in front of your dorm at 2. ~Epel"
Idia + Ortho
You entered your bedroom to find a bouquet of pink alstroemeria and a bouquet of white daisies on your bed, along with two circular device. When you touched the device, a holographic note appeared.
"H-Hello. Happy Valentine's Day. U-Um, these alstroemerias are for you. You are my only f-friend, and I want to gift you these flowers to show my d-devotion to you. T-Thank you for staying by my side. ~Idia"
You tapped the smaller circular device and saw a holographic projection of Ortho. The child spoke in a chirpy voice.
"Hello, (Y/N)! Happy Valentine's Day! I know you are big brother's valentine, but I wanted to gift you these flowers. Daisies represent innocence, happiness, and friendship. These blooms are given to those who put a smile on your face. You always put a smile on big brother's face, so thank you for that. Oh, and I hope you like the flowers Idia picked out. He wasn't sure what to get you, so I suggested alstroemeria. See you in a few hours! Ortho signing out."
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i see howw it is
#>:0 youll only reblog me if i showw the nips ?#howw dare#Eristar Speakin here#probably evveryone is just asleep or wwhatevver so im not really jaded by anythin but its kinda funny
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Party
A knock at my door made my head jerk up, my hand stilling, clutching the tip of the knife. I set the stone down, the sigil half carved into it as I slipped the knife into my pocket before I breathed in, my hand turning the knob as I opened the door.
Bo's blue eyes peered down at me, the corner of his mouth tucked up. I watched the human, noting how his eyes darted past me, looking around the darkness briefly as he spoke.
"Don't mean to bother ya, but we were wondering if you wanted to come out here for a lil' bit. We got a mean game of pool going on, got some crawfish boil brewing out back, having ourselves a little party."
I eyed him, my nails digging into the back of the door.
"You want me to attend your gathering?" I questioned. My stomach felt tight, an eyebrow raising on my face.
"You ain't got to be so fancy with your words, but yeah. Everyone else is here, even Lester, my little brother. I don't think you met him yet."
It would be nice to step out of the room, I had been in it all day, organizing and decorating it, there was no work to be done it was a day off for all of us, so I was able to focus on my space. The thought of food was tempting though, fighting with the dread of being around so many people at once.
"Okay." I said, surprising myself. He nodded, knocking on the doorframe. "Alright, come out an' join us when you're ready, Moth."
He stepped away as I watched his back. I became aware of the music playing, the voices and conversation.
I closed the door, a sigh escaping my lips. I should have said no. I needed to stay away, keep a clear boundary. There's no reason why they would accept me.
My hands moved on their own as I changed my clothes, putting on a hoodie, and some ripped jeans instead of the pajamas I was wearing. I pulled the hair around my shoulders out of my way, grabbing an elastic to put half of it up, before I slipped on my old converse, tucking the laces away.
I paused, my hand on the doorknob. I took in a breath, vulnerable, before I closed my eyes. I opened the door, stepping out.
I made my way to the large room, Bo, Vincent, and Brahms were gathered at the pool table, seemingly in the middle of the game.
I kept to the corner of the room, taking a seat as I simply watched them. The clack of the balls hitting drew my attention as I watched the game, tapping my fingers to the music. I was happy to observe, to learn. It felt strange, being in a room full of humans. One's that weren't trying to hurt me.
My head turned as new person stepped in, followed by Jade, one of the other employees of the shop. Jade went to the pool table, the game continuing.
I turned my attention to the man, his eyes on me, as I stared back. He was wearing overalls, one of the straps undone, a tank top underneath. He had a hat on, hiding his brown hair. His head was tilted, a small smile appearing on his lips as he stepped forward.
"Hi." He said, his face friendly.
"Hello." I responded, eyeing him still, on guard with how friendly he seemed to be. He pointed to the pool table.
"Lotsa people here now. Bo's been wanting some help but we didn't think this many people would be interested," he scratched his forehead, mumbling, "didn't think he'd let so many people be here either," his attention turned back to me, his eyes looking me over, "you're Moth right? That's a cool name."
"You know my name?" I asked.
He nodded. "Yeah. Bo mentioned ya, well all of ya, that he has a small group now." He grinned. "Anyway I got to check on the food. Nice speakin' to you."
I nodded as I watched him head to the pool table, Bo was leaned over, about to shoot. He moved his arm, Lester moving at the same time, bumping him and making him miss. He ran out of the room laughing, Bo chasing after him with the cue.
I found myself smiling at the scene, hiding it behind my sleeve. My attention turned to the sound of nails clicking on the floor as my gaze went down to the dog before me.
It stared at me, watching me. I stared back, my throat feeling tight suddenly. Some animals didn't enjoy my presence, so I was cautious, still. The last thing I needed was it attacking, I didn't have the best experiences with animals, I tried to stay away from them, more for the animals sake then my own.
"Scared of Jonesy?"
I jumped, my head shooting up to look at Bo, who knelt next to the dog, patting her flank as he spoke. "She's a good mutt, you afraid of dogs?"
I tilted my head to the side. "Not afraid of them, they usually are of me."
He shook his head slightly. "Nah, not a mean bone in her body, huh girl?"
He stood up, motioning between me and the animal. "Go on, stick your hand out, let her sniff ya."
I eyed the dog, her eyes still on me, her ear twitching as I moved slowly, my fingers curled into a loose fist as I lifted it, leaning forward to bring it towards the dog. I left it out, not close enough to be in biting distance as I waited.
"Hello, Jonesy." I said as soft as I could, trying to make myself as least threatening as I could.
But a predator could smell a predator, as she sniffed my hand, her hackles raised for a moment, my arm was frozen stiff as she stepped closer, her cold nose bumping over the skin of my hand. The sudden lick surprised me, the hot breath of her as she huffed, her head looking between Bo and myself.
I let out the breath I was holding as I slid out of my seat, kneeling before the dog. Her attention went back to me as my hand went to her ear, my fingers digging into her scruff. The relief flowed through my veins, a quiet joy in my chest at the acceptance from the creature. She laid down, her stomach on display now as I rubbed it, patting it with a satisfying thump to her sides as she had a derpy dog face, her ear bent wrong and her tongue lolling out.
"See? Slobbering someone to death is her specialty." Bo said, chuckling as he left.
I petted her some more, indulging in the delight of a happy, if somewhat spit filled company.
A voice broke me out of the moment. "Hey Moth! Come join us for some beer pong!"
I looked up, the group was now trying to toss a ball into a triangle of red cups. The music was still playing, everyone seemed to be, happy. They were waiting for my response, as I hesitated. The offer to include me had taken me by surprise as my fingers idly rubbed the dog's ear. I had wanted to find a place amongst humans, and the only way to do that it seemed was to interact with them in a more friendlier manner then I was comfortable with. I let out a breath, shoving the fears I had away. Maybe I could keep this up, enjoy these moments while I was able to. I could prove I wasn't a monster.
"Sure." I said, nodding to them. I glanced down at the dog, another smile pulling my lips.
"Humans aren't so scary if you just show your belly instead of your teeth, right?" I whisper to her.
((Note from me- if anyone wants to rp the party by all means go ahead. The idea popped into my head but I didn't know how to implement it, so I wrote this. I like to think the brothers would like to have a little get together, Bo does have a huge charisma and ego so why wouldn't he want the attention, right?))
#moth b gremlin#oc rp#jonesy is the best dog#bo sinclair#lester sinclair#vincent sinclair#brahms heelshire#open roleplay
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HS^2 bloggin’ mainline 2020-12-25
I’m not going to spend time BLOGGING an upd8 on Christmas morning!
...yes I am who the fuck am I kidding. (Bonus stuff and Hiveswap are still well on hold though.)
So are we gonna follow up on the main ship? Probably not, right, with that perfect Karkat point to cut away, right? We’re just going to leave Roxy’s question hanging, as well as makeouts etiquette, and leave while having seen a COUPLE FRAMES of non-possessed canon Jade with only whatever fun fanart was inspired across the internet by the moment to tide us over????
Yeah, probably.
Ugh, more Dirk. I guess it’s overdue. :(
> CHAPTER 16. Welcome to my Secret Lair
Oh huh, I guess not? So... Jane’s, or Rose and Kanaya’s?
Karkat stays for longer than John thought he would. They talk a bit, but mostly they are quiet. Eventually, Karkat gets called away on yet more important war business, leaving John with one final touch on the shoulder. John leans into it in response, though he’s a bit ashamed of chasing down a sliver of physical affection so soon after obliterating Karkat’s evening like he had.
Pretty much, yeah. Can’t blame either of them.
When Karkat is finally gone, John still doesn’t move. It isn’t as though he has nowhere else to go, since there are quite a few places he might attempt to make himself useful, for better or for worse.
You’re still abandoning the task that was explicitly yours to protect your literal kid and his friends, but, oh well. Low-point. Dave dead, house dead, broke news, I get it.
He just doesn’t feel ready for that yet. The remnants of his house are still smoldering, and he can’t stop staring at them. It would make sense, he thinks, to want to root around through the rubble for anything that’s still intact; some half-charred keepsake to claim as the last thing left that’s still his. But he doesn’t want to do it, and he doesn’t want to think about it. And he still can’t move.
Can’t move. No Breath huh? What’s going to get him to, then?
> (==>)
Oh boy, that might help. XD She’s pretty good at that.
> (==>)
Still with the waistline gap. And was his phone always yellow like his God-Tier shoes?
ROXY: hey john can u do me a quick solid
ROXY: actly idk how quick itll be but its definitely solid
ROXY: harry anderson says i just missed u being here but could u skip back on over?
Nice, huh! No judgment, just a hey-any-chance-you-could-swing-back. He sort of needs to be needed right now, in a simple, almost everyday non-judgmental way I guess. (That’s what he NEEDED anyway-- whether he deserved it though is up for debate.)
ROXY: i need help w/smth and yr darling boy is holed up in his room working on some fuckin craft project or other and cant be bothered
YES SEW JOHN A BETTER FITTING FUCKING OUTFIT
ROXY: and now that me and u are freshly on speakin terms again i might as well take advantage of that olive branch and put u to work
ROXY: assumin you havent died in an air raid, that is
ROXY: which id also be interested in knowin about so if u wld be so kind as to reply instead of leavin me hangin
Heheheh. Gosh Roxy is always the best.
JOHN: yea yea sorry im here.
JOHN: i just had a hard time getting my phone out of these fucking tiny pants.
Hah.
JOHN: and also my house is bombed out so i'm kinda grappling with that.
JOHN: but i honestly am not sure how much longer i need to sit around staring at it. trying to align my memories of my youth with whatever is happening right now so
JOHN: short version is no i’m not dead, and yeah i can come back over there and help you out.
ROXY: oh sweet yr alive and down to do manual labor its a win/win
JOHN: see you soon.
Yep! Pulled away from all the metaphorical, ultra-meaningful bullshit, back to some brass tacks with some easy humor. Definitely something Roxy can do well.~
> (==>)
EXCUSE ME. What is that outfit and pose. Did you--
ROXY: sup
ROXY: follow me
ROXY: well were just going to my room so i guess technically u know the way
JOHN: haha ok.
Did you invite him over for the manual labor of banging you while your son is sewing in the other room
Or maybe the labor is making him a new sibling. JFC
Is this plan part of why we got the sudden content warning that was mocked or was that mainly for Hiveswap
John follows, trying to shake the ominous feeling he got from what she’d just said. He’d been in and out of this house a lot in the past few days. Why should this be any different?
I DUNNO JOHN DOES THIS SEEM DIFFERENT TO YOU
> (==>)
Yea this seems like a fucc room.
JOHN: it’s not like i could forget!
ROXY: ya i guess u only really saw the living room when you were here the other day but i have changed some stuff up
ROXY: done a lil redecoratin here n there
So it’s MORE of a fucc room than previously >__>”
ROXY: may have to do a smidge more if my old bff decides im next on the list for bombing out
ROXY: but so far so good
Ah geez.
ROXY: just a coupla exploded cars in the yard from some shenanigans our dear son and his friends were in but u kno it is what it is!!!
Well, that’ll buff out easy.
ROXY: can i get u anything?
ROXY: just made some coffee
JOHN: no, uh, i’m good.
Of course she has a fancy handled winecoffeeglass (and the handle does look ridiculous but it’d be too hot to hold otherwise)
Roxy shrugs and swirls her own coffee around in her novelty mug. John looks around. A lot about the room is the same. The family photos, the rug. There’s a lot more cat stuff in there now, though. The bed is new. John feels like he’s about to take a test he hasn’t studied for. He makes himself focus on what she’s saying.
That would be the feeling.
> (==>)
MY GOD. Roxy is so fucking good at this holy shit
She KNOWS she’s making him squirm and she loves it
JOHN: so uh anyway.
JOHN: what was this favor?
ROXY: yo why dont u just come rest yr tush for a bit
ROXY: take a lil relax next 2 me here
JOHN: haha uh.
JOHN: roxy i uh.
JOHN: im flattered, but i don’t know if that’s really the right step right now.
JOHN: don’t get me wrong, everything seems so fucked up right now that when i try to think about what might actually BE the right step, it feels like a huge cartoon question mark might physically manifest over my head.
JOHN: but I’m not sure if um rekindling our physical relationship is really the best--
So is Roxy trolling him, about to reveal she wasn’t thinking of sex and was just making things seem sultry? Or just had “lol jk” as an option-select, maybe.
> (==>)
ROXY: r u kiddin me rn egbert
JOHN: i’m not? unless you were, in which case yeah lets say i was also kidding.
JOHN: oh my god, i’m sorry, i don’t know why this making me freak out.
OH NOOO NOT THE DISDAAAAIN - CRITICAL HIT D:
ROXY: i remember our past boot knockin with fondness but that is a situation im not interested in revisiting
boot knockin XD
ROXY: look john
ROXY: i was trying to be polite about it
ROXY: offering u sustenance n rest n all
ROXY: but you look like shit
ROXY: i just wanted to catch up on the whole heinous war situation were in and maybe check in on e/o before leaping strait to the real n actual nonsexual manual labor favor i have in mind for u
JOHN: oh.
Hey, she can’t help looking sexy she’s too good at it.
Is the manual labor moving the crashed cars? Can’t Roxy pull that off on her own, or... banish the cars to the void or something? (Oh, but WOULD she want to do it on her own when she can rope in John and bring him down to earth by giving him a useful task? And admittedly his strength and wallet would make things easier.)
John feels his shoulders unbunch. Of course. Yeah. He’s almost embarrassed by how relieved he feels. So what if his ex wife wanted to hook up? Shouldn’t that be a situation he could navigate? Don’t people like to find solace in human physical connection during dire times? Why did the idea of it make his mind white out in panic more than, say, any number of the traumas he just experienced?
Probably some gender stuff mixed up in there too, June.
He doesn’t know, but he believes Roxy that he must look pretty haggard. He probably feels haggard? Maybe sitting down will feel better.
Just put your feet up yeah
> (==>)
WHAT A CUTE IMAGE
JOHN: sorry. like i said, my "how to react to stuff" meter is completely fucked right now.
ROXY: thats fair bud
she’s used to being patient with you don’t worry otherwise you never would’ve gotten this far
ROXY: real fast i do need to do a quick takeback of all that shit i said last time we talked about janey not being literally the most evil person we knew or whatever
ROXY: i guess i was hopped up on arguin or somethin since that was before we hit our conversational vibe bc of course u were right and i shoulda listened
Ouch. Yeah, we saw just lately just how far off the deep end she was. (Where was that funny upd8 reaction art summarizing the bit where Kanaya was holding Tavros hostage and Jane was transparently debating “hmm do I let my son die?” and Kanaya and Tavros were just looking at each-other flat-mouthed nervous? I REALLY wanted to share that but I don’t usually want to reblog or put most stuff HS^2 not under a read-more, for spoiler purposes, usually.)
ROXY: im just glad ur ok
ROXY: or like alive
JOHN: yeah, jury's still out on "ok" but, you know.
ROXY: ya
ROXY: u said ur house is gone??
JOHN: yep.
JOHN: completely.
ROXY: jeez
ROXY: i would ask how ur feelin but like the answer 2 that has got 2b "prtty bad"
Talk it ouuuut~~ get those feels out there and articulated john
JOHN: yeah.
JOHN: i mean.
JOHN: no?
JOHN: it’s weird.
JOHN: it feels like it should be a bigger deal, I guess?
JOHN: like it’s my HOUSE.
JOHN: but mostly it always felt like my dad’s house?
JOHN: and when i started living there after i moved out of here, it was like i crammed myself back into whatever was left of my kid self?
JOHN: and it didn’t feel good, but it at least was familiar, you know?
JOHN: like living there let me feel closer to my dad, trying to be like the way i remember him, or like how i remember him wanting me to be, or something?
JOHN: and i didn’t realize how much i hated doing that until i saw it all go up in flames.
JOHN: so i guess i could have used my powers to stop the fire and save whatever was left of the place, but i couldn’t bring myself to do it.
JOHN: like some fucked up part of me was glad i got there too late?
JOHN: so i just sat there, watching, trying to figure out why watching my house burn down felt like i was being released from prison.
JOHN: and even now i keep trying to explain it away, as though it’s because of how fucked up everything else is that it made me feel good.
JOHN: but that’s just bullshit.
JOHN: it DID feel good.
JOHN: i DO feel free.
JOHN: sorry.
I was kind of saying some Breath/Blood stuff at the time of him losing his last tie to his stubborn sticking-to-his-kid-self bit? Except now we’re mixing it in with June Egbert and his gender-identity questions too.
ROXY: no need 2 apologize
ROXY: we just delved in2 my whole gender thing last time so it seems fine for u to have a turn
JOHN: i didn’t say it was a gender thing.
Oh shit
ROXY: well no i just meant like i did some sharing
ROXY: like referrin 2 the topic i brought up when we chatted last
ROXY: but like now that u mention it
ROXY: *meaningful pause*
JOHN: …
JOHN: i
JOHN:
ROXY: lol well we can move on 2 the favor part if youd rather
ROXY: stick a lil pin in that topic n come back 2 it when u have had sleep
Are you just INCREDIBLY incisive Roxy or have you and John talked about this before?
ROXY: like i said the other day its not like this shits figureoutable in 1 sitting anyways
JOHN: yeah...
ROXY: sooooooo
ROXY: movin on
It’s just fine for Roxy to slow-roll this yeah, if she’s going to pry open that door a little
ROXY: dont be mad but theres a part of the house u didnt know abt the whole time u lived here
JOHN: what?
ROXY: yea
ROXY: i got a secret lair
ROXY: for my sciences
OH FUCK YES SCIENCE LAB, of COURSE Roxy would want a cool science lab basement because she always wants a cool science lab basement
ROXY: and i get to it via a transportalizer underneath our bed
ROXY: which is 2 heavy 2 move by my lonesome so i just needed to borrow some o your aforementioned powers of wind
Okay no. Wait. What the fuck?
First of all, as funny and MSPaintAdventures-y as furniture being in the way of things is, why would you block it with a bed too heavy to move, but,
Second of all, more importantly, how is a GOD-TIER ROXY not strong enough to lift a heavy bed?!?!?!? Either she’s lying to get John involved in things or this is a gendered cop-out because these characters are superheroes at the TOP of their echeladders, given obnoxiously powerful video-game strength and athletics only to then have ascended into DEITIES. God-Tier Roxy could probably have lifted a bed like that when she was SEVENTEEN! And now she’s an ADULT, out-of-shape or otherwise! If this were a whole CAR I might be willing to handwave it, but just a heavy BED?!? And none of the GUYS are going to have this much trouble lifting a bed like this, are they?? This just feels like following classic cartoony gender tropes in the complete absence of these characters’ super powers, what the fuck, and also Roxy if you didn’t make it Transportalizer-only access you could have given it an entrance you could phase through with your fancy powers to get to. FUCK.
This feels stupid.
ROXY: so if u dont mind woosh away
JOHN: uh ok, well...
JOHN: a secret science lair, sure, i can deal with that.
JOHN: why not!
JOHN: it doesn’t work out great when i do the windy thing indoors, though.
ROXY: aight then no wind bending just use your mangrit
Roxy flexes, the corner of her mouth pulled up into a familiar grin. John feels his guts, so recently calmed, twist up into knots again. Her eyebrows shoot up and the smile loosens. He must have shown something on his face.
You’re already THIS sensitive about gendertalk?
ROXY: ok or just like push when i push
ROXY: we both got sick muscles
ROXY: no other adjectives necessary
JOHN: yeah ok.
ROXY: on 3?
Please, please reinforce the idea that they both have sick strength, because they fucking do and the idea that Roxy actually a hundred percent NEEDED John to do this is BS.
> (==>)
JOHN: holy shit?
ROXY: sorry to lop yet another huge scoop onto ur lil brains ice cream revelation sundae
JOHN: so wait, if this thing's always been under the bed, how’d you get down here before without me?
ROXY: well thats neither here nor there john
JOHN: i mean it is kinda. Here.
ROXY: fine ok checkmate
ROXY: i dont ACTUALLY need ur nerdgrit for this escapade
ROXY: like im sorry but i said it
ROXY: i mostly just wanted to see you and show u wats down here
THANK FUCKING CHRIST.
If that wasn’t actually just a lie to get him involved I was going to stay SO mad. Of COURSE Roxy can move a fucking BED no matter how heavy it is. OF COURSE.
ROXY: and also uve been ~sent for~
JOHN: ok but like
ROXY: john i am inviting u 2 my inner sanctum
ROXY: i am literally bringing out the word "sanctum" in case u werent already clued in 2 how cool this is
ROXY: so do u wanna go into my secret lair or wat
JOHN: yeah!?
JOHN: yes? i guess?
ROXY: aight good
Yes John of course you want to stop fighting it
ROXY: then as they told me in the hospital before lil h a was born
ROXY: just push
eyeroll, but yeah, of course
> (==>)
Oh cool, sprite form version of her loungewear.
> (==>)
Sorry for my compulsion to post every full-frame image of Roxy in this awesome outfi-WERE YOU KEEPING CALLIOPE UNDER YOUR BED THIS WHOLE TIME?!?????
That’s like... almost a fucking metaphor isn’t it???? For the relationship you preferred in the other timeline and possibly THIS one TOO or
ROXY: hey callieee i got him
ROXY: o damn john sorry i shoulda also told u callies here weve been hangin out again
ROXY: 1 more freak for ur bean
Oh huh, so this isn’t an always thing. And these two can get close in more than one timeline where it would’ve worked out nicely. :)
JOHN: oh it's ok, my bean feels pretty well adjusted to freakage at this point so keep them coming if you like!
ROXY: k cool i will
JOHN: do i get to know what that big thing under the sheet is?
ROXY: hmmmmmm no
JOHN: oh ok.
JOHN: are you sure? i mean, it seems like a pretty prominent feature of the room.
JOHN: space.
JOHN: wherever we are.
ROXY: and a totally mysterious n COMPLETELY inconspicuous feature it will have to remain for now
ROXY: we r kinda in a hurry here fyi
ROXY: and by that i mean
ROXY: we are in precisely the amount of hurry that means im excused from having to a that specific q rn
JOHN: right, sorry.
JOHN: i will pay no attention to the object behind the curtain.
ROXY: u catch on fast egbert
ROXY: anyway theres more cool info coming so just follow me
I don’t have any big theories. Is it just the Hiveswap device or something? If Calliope helped with it it’d help explain the Cherubic theme.
> (==>)
JOHN: so... this is all downstairs?
JOHN: it seems like you had a lot of work done.
ROXY: well no not x actly
ROXY: were in the old meteor
JOHN: under the house???
ROXY: ok so
ROXY: in hindsight it may have been a bit misleading 2 say like
ROXY: "downstairs"
ROXY: in reference to a place which is hells of buried underground and may not actually be literally under the house
ROXY: but there is no time to explain all that rn john so instead im going to refer u to my adorable little green friend here
CALLIOPE: #U_U#
ROXY: (hehe)
CALLIOPE: *AHEM*
CALLIOPE: hi john!
CALLIOPE: long time no see. ^u^
Cherubs just really like dark cavelike places full of weird tech don’t they.
> (==>)
THEY’RE SO CUTE
JOHN: oh, uh. hey callie!
JOHN: it sure has been a while huh.
JOHN: now that i think about it, the last time the three of us hung out like this...
CALLIOPE: was when i was aggressively third wheeling yoUr prenUptial coUrtship?
CALLIOPE: if yoU dont mind, john, i'd rather not rehash that period of oUr lives.
CALLIOPE: it was more than a little painfUl for me.
JOHN: oh.
JOHN: god, jeez, i'm sorry. i didn't mean to--
CALLIOPE: hee hee john i am only pUlling yoUr leg, don't worry.
CALLIOPE: if anything i was personally a little thrilled with how things shook oUt in that respect.
CALLIOPE: imagine, if yoU will, a yoUng cherUb raised in solitUde, whose only solace was the convolUted and tUmUltUoUs romantic schemata she projected onto her only friends from another Universe.
CALLIOPE: and then fUrther imagine that this yoUng cherUb, throUgh varioUs even *more* convolUted contrivances, ended Up in the company of those selfsafe friends as an eqUal participant in their sphere of social discoUrse!
CALLIOPE: it is a joy the like of which yoU possibly cannot fathom. u_u
Reinforcing that things turning out this way was in fact the FANTASY that Calliope was writing over in the Canon timeline. Just, heavily, HEAVILY implied that the Candy timeline is -- or at least originated as -- Calliope’s fanfiction as a Muse of Space, and its competition for audience interest with canon is the essential conflict between alt!Calliope and Dirk (or Dirk and Andrew Hussie).
CALLIOPE: so to pUt it simply, getting to experience sUch emotional drama myself was an impossibly enriching experience.
CALLIOPE: possibly a first for my species!
CALLIOPE: it's actUally qUite interesting, if yoU
ROXY: *nudge*
CALLIOPE: oh, right. yes. i'm getting a little carried away, haha.
CALLIOPE: argh, i'm sorry, this is not how i planned to begin this vital conversation.
Vital conversation? What sorta truth-bombs are coming?
CALLIOPE: but to sUmmarise, what i was trying to say is:
CALLIOPE: don't beat yourself Up aboUt it john.
CALLIOPE: besides, hUman divorces are even more fascinating than i had ever imagined, and being able to witness yoUrs in motion was an honoUr.
CALLIOPE: so i consider Us aboUt even at this point.
JOHN: hahaha!!!
JOHN: okay, well that's good to know!
CALLIOPE: ^u^
Holy SHIT that was savage! And we’ll NEVER know whether or not she really intended it so savagely, either.~
JOHN: so um...
JOHN: i hear that there's this big secret thing you wanna tell me about?
CALLIOPE: oh right, yes of course!
CALLIOPE: let me jUst say first of all how thrilled i am that yoU're on board.
CALLIOPE: i wasn't sUre if yoUr natUral inclinations woUld have preclUded yoUr coming to such a place as this, and yet here yoU are.
CALLIOPE: this whole endeavoUr will be *so* mUch easier with yoUr help.
Uh oh.
Hopefully babies aren’t involved.
JOHN: oh! well, shucks.
JOHN: not really sure what that means but i'm just glad to be of use somewhere, haha.
JOHN: which, speaking of somewhere,
CALLIOPE: ah right, right. yoU're probably a little cUrioUs as to where the dickens we are.
CALLIOPE: how much do yoU know aboUt black holes?
JOHN: um... like, the big space things?
CALLIOPE: they aren't always big actUally, and in fact their relative smallness is practically their defining qUality.
JOHN: oh.
CALLIOPE: bUt okay i think we are on the same page.
CALLIOPE: so, what if i told yoU that we are inside of a black hole right now.
Oh dear, we’re getting into the canon/noncanon divide?
JOHN: um...
JOHN: like, HERE?
JOHN: we just transportalized into a black hole?
CALLIOPE: no, i mean, what if oUr whole WORLD was inside a black hole.
JOHN: ok.
Yeah, that’s gonna be John’s reaction. “ok.” Pretty much inevitable.
CALLIOPE: earth c, or at least oUr version of it, has, from the moment we crossed the victory threshold, been inside a black hole.
JOHN: ok.
CALLIOPE: and not just any black hole, bUt the very black hole in which the green sUn Ultimately met its demise, allowing oUr victory in the first instance!
JOHN: huh!
ROXY: ("huh!")
ROXY: (rofl my fucking ao egbert)
JOHN: (shhhh!)
And Roxy enjoys his non-reaction reactions as much as we do, hehe.
CALLIOPE: bUt, paradoxically, the critical moment which determined its capture within the black hole happened *after* that point.
CALLIOPE: i refer of coUrse to yoUr decision not to retUrn to the mediUm and fight my brother.
JOHN: wait, wait.
JOHN: you mean, the meat and candy thing?
JOHN: oh my god.
JOHN: you mean i actually DID make a mistake that day.
CALLIOPE: well, that's not exactly what that--
JOHN: ugh, i fucking KNEW it!
JOHN: i'm so sorry.
JOHN: i'm so sorry that i put the earth inside a black hole everyone. ):
ROXY: john
ROXY: listen
ROXY: u have got to get out of this mindset i am begging you
JOHN: ):
Yeah shake him out of this shit.
ROXY: your choice literally didnt matter
ROXY: the whole thing was symbolic in the first place
ROXY: literally symbolic in the case of the picnic i mean come on
ROXY: it was just some steak and a plate of candy suckers
JOHN: oh.
CALLIOPE: i mean, i wouldn't go so far as to say that the meal we shared was unimportant, given the sacred significance of the two options i presented.
CALLIOPE: but yes, yoUr choice of snack was infinitely less important than the choice which it presaged.
CALLIOPE: and even then, calling it a choice woUld be sorely misleading.
CALLIOPE: think of it like a coin flip.
CALLIOPE: the series of events that led to Us being trapped beyond the event horizon of an Ubermassive black hole could be considered "tails", while the events which would have occUrred otherwise could be considered "heads".
CALLIOPE: since both were possible, and paradox space is the way it is, they actUally both happened. and we jUst "happened" (hee hee) to get tails instead of heads.
JOHN: you mean we ended up with the bad possibility.
CALLIOPE: not at all! since both possibilities depend on one another's existence, it really doesn't make sense to call them "right" or "wrong". they both just "are".
JOHN: o...kay...
CALLIOPE: u_u
Yeah, it’s going to take a bit more than that to convince him he didn’t make the “wrong decision”.
CALLIOPE: i realise that this may be a lot to process.
CALLIOPE: it's easy to forget that this wasn't obvioUs to everyone from the beginning.
CALLIOPE: anyway, the reason i went on this tangent in the first place was to explain that the space we are standing in right now has a special significance, in that it is the location which corresponds to the black hole's singUlarity.
JOHN: oh, wow.
JOHN: um.
JOHN: ok so, sorry if this is a dumb question to ask suddenly, but what does being inside of a black hole actually... mean for us?
JOHN: is that bad?
JOHN: is it like in movie, um,
JOHN: shoot.
JOHN: roxy what was that matthew mcconaughey movie from your earth that we watched?
ROXY: u mean interstellar
JOHN: RIGHT.
JOHN: the one with the organ.
JOHN: man. i cried at that movie so much.
ROXY: lol u can say that again
ROXY: iirc at least part of y u got so weepy was the fact that u couldnt believe a version of earth existed where ppl got 2 watch more mcconaughey films than you
JOHN: listen.
JOHN: i simply don't think you all appreciated the gift you were given.
CALLIOPE: i don't believe i'm familiar with this particular film ^u^;;
ROXY: oh dont worry cal you didnt miss much
JOHN: (gasp)
This is all gold
ROXY: but the important point is that no its not really an interstellar type situation here egbert
ROXY: ur not gonna enter a weird time vortex and change the trajectory of a little girls life with the power of love
JOHN: aw.
Dammit, now we have to be on the lookout for that possibility. Or it did sort of already happen more than once to John. ...Whatever.
CALLIOPE: to go back to your original question, john.
CALLIOPE: it's not strictly speaking "bad" for Us to be inside of a black hole, mUch thoUgh that contradicts most of what anyone knows about them.
CALLIOPE: of coUrse, if we had fallen into it, that woUld be a whole other kettle of fish.
CALLIOPE: the tidal forces woUld have stretched Us all into spaghetti and then ripped us apart!
CALLIOPE: bUt the natUre of oUr arrival was more akin to simply "being" here, sUddenly. one moment we were not, and the next moment we were, and somehow always had been.
CALLIOPE: in everyday, practical terms, being inside of a black hole has very little bearing on Us.
CALLIOPE: i mean, the natUre of space and time is a little finicky in here, bUt for the most part it doesn't seem to be anything too oUt of the ordinary.
CALLIOPE: bUt beyond that, it means that we are sealed away from the rest of existence.
CALLIOPE: oUr sphere of inflUence is limited to the sphere of the black hole's bounding horizon.
CALLIOPE: as far as everyone else is concerned, we might as well not even exist!
JOHN: is there no way we could let anyone know that we're in here...?
CALLIOPE: almost certainly not!
No? So this doesn’t have to do with the divide?
CALLIOPE: there are very few ways for anything to escape the kind of predicament that we are in right now. one of them is to be an all-powerfUl being with control over the very fabric of space, with the energy of two Universes at yoUr disposal.
CALLIOPE: in which case, escape woUld become rather trivial, if a little Unscientific.
JOHN: ok. i am going to assume that we can't just do that.
CALLIOPE: yoU've hit the nail on the head, UnfortUnately. U_U
CALLIOPE: the method i described was the one employed by my alternate self, who yoU may recall crashed through the event horizon in the body that once belonged to jade harley.
CALLIOPE: she departed through a pUnctUre she created in the black hole's surface shortly after consUming my brother, a deed which provided her with the necessary "oomph", and which was frankly rather breathtaking to watch. =u=
CALLIOPE: bUt Upon her departUre, the rift closed for good. as far as i can see, there's simply no way for Us to commUnicate with the world oUtside the black hole.
What the heck? Calliope SAW all this? Is this her Muse powers at work, letting her observe these things, or was she there? And John certainly did NOT see ANY of what Calliope just said happen.
CALLIOPE: i woUld certainly be very sUrprised to find oUt that anyone had managed sUch a thing!
So we’re going to find that out if we haven’t already. Maybe something to do with the way Vrissy just conks out narcoleptically?
JOHN: ...right.
JOHN: so... let me just get this straight.
JOHN: knowing that we're inside of a black hole... does that actually change anything?
JOHN: like, can't we just go on living like normal?
CALLIOPE: oh absolUtely not.
CALLIOPE: i don't know if yoU've noticed john bUt this world is on the brink of a total cataclysm.
JOHN: oh.
Um, what?
CALLIOPE: oUr exclUsion from the overarching coUrse of events which governs all reality means that oUr existence here is liable to dramatic and violent Upheaval.
CALLIOPE: to pUt it another way, becaUse nothing in here "matters", we are likely to be sUbjected to things which are a bit bats in the belfry, for no reason other than it's totally insignificant to the wider canon of reality.
CALLIOPE: and mUch thoUgh i am personally titillated by some of the conseqUences of this predicament, it is a degrading way for Us to live. u_u
JOHN: that's... certainly one way to put it, yeah...
No plot-armor for your entire timeline, I guess, yep. Outside of canon, we can imagine and write about ANYTHING happening to the characters, or just drop their existence entirely, much like a doomed offshoot timeline. It’s a plot stability that depended heavily on the threat of Lord English and being trapped in a story, and without it things are bound to see a BIT chaotic (or “degrading” if you view it as subjected to the whims of fanfic writers, certainly).
CALLIOPE: at first, i believed that this was simply necessary. Us playing tails to oUr coUnterparts' heads, the black to their white, and so forth.
CALLIOPE: bUt over the years i have come to the conclUsion that this is simply not kosher.
ROXY: its total bs is what it is
CALLIOPE: right, yes.
CALLIOPE: a steaming pile of bUllshite.
CALLIOPE: and so we have decided that something needs to be done aboUt it.
Ah fuck. You’re going to regulate non-canon? “Canonize” it? Is the fact that you eventually succeed at whatever it is you’re trying to do part of why we have the story presented to us in this bifurcated structure?
ROXY: this is finally where u come in jegbert
ROXY: we gots quests for yous
CALLIOPE: hee hee, yes.
CALLIOPE: or *a* quest, to be specific.
JOHN: oh boy!
ROXY: (this fkin nerd i s2g)
Roxy and Calliope setting him on this quest as a Rogue of Void and a Muse of Space feels fitting.
JOHN: i'm not sure how i can go about freeing us from a hellish space prison, but i'm up for giving it a try i guess?
JOHN: i have... literally nothing better to be doing at this point. except for maybe hanging out with harry anderson.
ROXY: nice save lol
YEAH WE’RE STILL GLOSSING OVER HOW YOU LEFT HIM UNPROTECTED, JERK
ROXY: but u dont need to worry abt busting us outta space jail tbh
ROXY: thats not ur problem to fix
JOHN: oh.
JOHN: i'm... not sure i follow, then.
ROXY: i mean yeah ur gonna obvs facilitate it in a sense
ROXY: but only by going and busting the person who can actually help us outta normal earth jail
CALLIOPE: we need yoU to free vriska from the clUtches of oUr misgUided friend jane, and bring her here, to the singUlarity.
ROXY: weve been calling it the plot point
CALLIOPE: yes, the plot point is a key part of oUr plan.
CALLIOPE: as far as we have been able to sUrmise, the only remaining method for escaping oUr grim confinement depends on leveraging the UniqUe properties of this location to create an event of sUch catalcysmic proportions that it simply cannot be contained within the black hole any more.
CALLIOPE: something SO dramatic, so hyper-relevant, that it becomes ontologically impossible for anyone to ignore it.
CALLIOPE: for that, we need an individUal of sUfficient narrative cloUt, so to speak.
CALLIOPE: and to liberate her, who better than the embodiment of the aspect of freedom itself?
CALLIOPE: ...
CALLIOPE: phew. okay, i'm finished.
CALLIOPE:
CALLIOPE: sorry, that took longer than i expected to go throUgh.
..............................
OOooooh, kay.
Whatever this is, it’s going to be really weird and PROBABLY infuriating and/or shippy, and I’m probably not going to like it. Plus it seems like it’s some sort of inverse belated canonization of some other black-hole-rescue theories I went on about at some point. Although, related to that link, “aspect of freedom” if anyone wasn’t paying attention! That’s a (sorta-)canon mention of the purpose of it!
They’re going to attention-wh-- attention-hog themselves out of the black hole so that they’re “considered canon” too, or close enough. Huh.
ROXY: what r u talking about cals that was great
ROXY: i could listen 2 u plotsplain for years
CALLIOPE: oh you >u<
ROXY: fyi this was why i wanted u to get a move on eggbread
ROXY: so callie could have more time 2 infodump
ROXY: thats love bitchhhhhh
JOHN: hahaha.
JOHN: ok, well, i think i understood all that?
Love with who? Callie, John, both?
In reality, John isn’t sure what most of this means. But on balance, it feels okay? He’s gone back and forth about a hundred times in the last week about where his place in everything is, so he might as well ride this out. Plus, the last time a Lalonde kind of told him to do something, he thinks that he chose not to, and look where that got him. And it’s not like he has other plans. He may as well do this! It’s at least going to get him involved in things again, if nothing else. He turns to go, and then hears a sound. It’s the sound of feet and knocking on doors, echoed through stone and digital static.
Oh shit. Is Andrew trapped behind some fourth walls behind the curtains.
> (==>)
Oh RIGHT also that DEVICE is where they want to bring Vriska. Are they going to overturn part of canon itself with a super-retcon thus making this timeline unbelievably relevant or--? Maybe make all the PESTERQUESTS canon or something?! I don’t know. Maybe they’re INTENTIONALLY starting the game like Vriska wanted to??????
Guh, this is something so big that I don’t WANT to theorize about it, do I.
JOHN: did you hear that?
ROXY: wha
ROXY: oh yeah uh
ROXY: i may have messaged rose and kan and jade to check on them too
ROXY: so its prob onea them showin up
ROXY: they don’t need to know bout all this tho
ROXY: we got time to chat with them b4 u go get vriska
No, even if it’s a knock at the somehow-top-level-house-even-under-buried-- oh, right, maybe it’s covering in part a monitoring system that looks up there. But still, part of that sound was DOUBTLESS these two hiding something, all standing in front of the curtain like that.
JOHN: i’ll go stall em.
ROXY: thx babe
ROXY: oh is it 2 soon for that joke or
JOHN: no, weirdly enough, that one’s fine.
ROXY: oh good ok see u up there soon!
How is calling your significant other “babe” not cool REGARDLESS of gender?! Like wasn’t that always cool? --Oh wait is it because they’re not together or... but... guh, I don’t know.
Anyway, see y’all after the holidays at least.
#Homestuck#hs2#Homestuck Liveblog#upd8#Homestuck^2#spoiler#spoilers#Roxy Lalonde#John Egbert#Calliope
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speakin of the whole poly situation in candy can i just say ever since iffy was confirmed it makes ALOT of C jade look really shadey? like she firstly did it with rose during the time she had a illness that could kill her -which if shit didnt go right there'd be two deaths with how much of a risk it was in the first place- but also how later after that jade just forces dave and kar into the relationship and at one point in a chapter during a pizza date laments over the idea of having children, putting pressure on these two when she ALREADY HAS A DAUGHTER and how nothing implies after the breakup with kar and her wedding she told dave jack all??? nor any implication she tried introducing em to her cause yknow your parent dating a potential future parent of yours TOTALLY doesnt warrent a sit down on the whole situation, who cares wha the kid thinks or how the boys think on being fathers -which the same candy chapter dave stated he wasnt confident in being a dad cause of past trauma- its fine as long as jade marries someone who she quoted 'stayed with to be the better person after dirk died unlike karkat'.
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A friend of mine has talked about that part where Dave is uncertain he'd be a good dad before and I always find it so messed up how candy Jade never really brings it up or anything
#also jade still pestering dave and karkat about having kids when iffy is supposedly born just cements it for me#that the whole cucking thing being planned by pip is a huge possibility#submission
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