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Concerning Twisted Wonderland
Twisted Wonderland is a Disney gacha game, a game made for children mind you, because everything made for Disney is for children (especially ESPN2 and Lifetime Original Movies).
Disney’s hit gacha game Twisted Wonderland has done everything from make naked, czernobog-flavored clowns hang from my ceiling while I sleep, to make me contemplate the morality of destroying other worlds to save my own, and none of these things are acceptable for children to witness.
We must show Disney this is not the kind of game we want by boycotting the game. That means:
Do not play the game.
Don’t even think about the game.
You just lost the game (little joke there for old people who should not be playing Twisted Wonderland because it is a children’s game for children).
DO NOT PLAY THE GAME.
Whatever you do, don’t pull on Castoria’s banner. There are enough Castorias in this world and a Waver or two on support would not hurt.
Burn your phone.
Pray for forgiveness for liking Twisted Wonderland.
Do not log into the game until the world ends.
Remember, if you like Twisted Wonderland you a bad, bad person who must apologize to the Pope. Thank you.
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Can you do dorm leaders with yuu who draws very detailed and skilled furry art?
Riddle
Does not support the sexualization of beast men. Immediately writes you a call-out post on Twitter.
Leona
Corrects your anatomy.
Azul
Suddenly is very friendly to you, offering you things. Perhaps for a price. Unrelated, he has five or six furry commission sites now bookmarked on his phone.
Kalim
Asks you questions about furry culture you are not prepared to answer. Jamil stands behind Kalim reminding you to keep it that way.
Vil
Praises your work and deletes your contact from his phone.
Idia
Are you prepared to hear about the entire history of furry culture on Newgrounds? Well, too bad. You will.
Malleus
Humans are such strange creatures… odd little beings. Perhaps, though, could you draw his tamagotchi in a maid dress? As a human ritual, of course.
#replies#riddle rosehearts#leona kingscholar#azul ashengrotto#kalim al asim#jamil viper#vil schoenheit#idia shroud#malleus draconia#twisted wonderland#twst x oc#twst yuu#twst yume
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show malleus hatsune miku
Cater shows Malleus “World is Mine” because he has a phone and is hip with the internet culture, as we all know. Malleus nods approvingly. The little blue girl is correct. The world IS his.
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Can you write about giving the boys gun? I think it might be chaotic (Epel, ace, deuce, sebek, jack)
Epel
Holds his gun up proudly. Guns are for men and he is a man. Bang bang goes the little man with a gun.
Ace
Does not practice gun safety despite being in the dorm with all the rules. This causes chaos because the dorm leader likes rules and gun death kills people. After a lecture Ace uses the safety and keeps his finger off the trigger. Rules make him feel safe, though it contradicts what he says aloud.
Deuce
Guns are for DELINQUENTS and he is a GOOD BOY. He burns the gun.
Sebek
LORD MALLEUS HAS GRANTED SEBEK A GUN AND HE WILL YELL ABOUT IT, AS THIS IS THE ONLY APPROVED ACTION GRANTED TO THE CROCODILE MAN IN THIS COLD, HARD, SELF-INSERT WORLD.
Jack
Why would he use a gun when he can project unlimited swords? That’s stupid.
#replies#ace trappola#deuce spade#epel felmier#sebek zigvolt#jack howl#twisted wonderland#twst x y/n#twst x you#twst oc
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This account would like to remind everyone that, apropos of nothing, rate up is a lie.
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Happy Fifth Anniversary to Twisted Wonderland EN! We are back to celebrate all our favorite boys during this joyous week.
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@mono273
They are Riddle and Ruggie from Disney’s hit gacha game Twisted Wonderland
I love how the characters on your name banners are fgo characters
We are unsure what you are talking about. Obviously all characters mentioned on this blog are from Disney’s hit gacha game, Twisted Wonderland.
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@pinesing We hear if you put that number into Twisted Wonderland you can use our Jack on quests and missions.
I love how the characters on your name banners are fgo characters
We are unsure what you are talking about. Obviously all characters mentioned on this blog are from Disney’s hit gacha game, Twisted Wonderland.
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I love how the characters on your name banners are fgo characters
We are unsure what you are talking about. Obviously all characters mentioned on this blog are from Disney’s hit gacha game, Twisted Wonderland.
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Can you do riddle, ruggie, deuce, ace and epel reacting to an Mc that can weld? Thank you!
Riddle is impressed with your preciseness and attention to detail. And your hands. Your very, very strong hands. Is it getting hot in here? Someone should open a window. Because of all the heat. From the welding torch. Aha yes, that is it. Hm…
He says has welded before, back when he was a poor child on the streets, as all poor children come equipped with welding torches from birth as a survival mechanism. He clacks his little helmet on and begins to weld with you, a hyena in his element. Welding once again, like his bootstraps demand. One day he may weld enough to afford a donut.
Touches the flame because he is stupid.
Mocks Deuce when he injures himself because he is a very rude boy :( Bad Ace.
You are in for a treat. Epel used to watch his grandpappy weld, because back in the day Epel’s family was poor, and as we know, all poor people can weld. Epel is not poor now, as his family owns an entire farm. It’s hard, financially difficult to manage work, but ultimately they own the means of production and a successful tourism spot which puts Epel squarely out of the working class and thus unable to weld. Though, sometimes, Epel thinks he is poor because he can’t afford a $50 water bottle like the other kids at NRC. That’s what poverty is, right? Not being ultra wealthy? No… because Epel… you can’t weld. You can’t! The proof is right there in the text. What were we saying? Oh, yes grandpappy used to weld howdy doody honky tonky well paint my deck and call it a swimming pool. Yeehaw.
#riddle rosehearts#ruggie bucchi#deuce spade#ace trappola#epel felmier#twst imagines#twst headcanons#twst oc#twst x you#twst x reader#twst#twisted wonderland#riddle x yuu#ruggie x mc#deuce x oc#ace x mc#epel x yuu
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I like the new headers! They add a whole new layer to these posts. (On an unrelated note is this enough to get Jared out of the pit or is he out of it? Or did he die and that’s why he’s not in the description anymore???)
We appreciate your feedback on the headers and will continue to incorporate more useful visuals in order to remind readers of who we are discussing.
Regarding your second point, at this time we have simply chosen to ignore Jared in favor of other bits. He is still in the pit, crying for help. We think.
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obsessed. how about MC knocks over the cake at heartslabyul
Laughs loudly at you. Ahaha, you’re so stupid, dude. Then eats cake off the floor because he’s a frat boy or whatever.
Picks up each, individual piece frantically. You didn’t mean to. It’s okay. He is a nice young boy and he will help.
Do you have ANY idea how much work he put into making that cake? Well, you do now, because he is mumbling it under his breath at an ever increasing volume while he cleans the cake up, occasionally glancing over to see if you are listening. Are you? You should be.
Takes a photo with his phone. It’s an iPhone. This is his entire personality.
Invents new curse words because the regular curse words are against the rules, and we must mention the rules in each and every Riddle post or HR will be displeased. Riddle likes rules.
#ace trappola#trey clover#deuce spade#cater diamond#riddle rosehearts#twst headcanons#twst x you#twst x y/n#twst imagines#twisted wonderland#twst x reader#twst oc
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I fucking love this blog
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is jared's presence in the pit related to the strawberry incident in ignihyde
HR has issued a new policy that if anyone divulges any more information about the Strawberry Incident they will hdlsllafjlalaldfgllaajdjdncnsaaaaaaaaa
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MC WITH A TAMAGOTCHI?
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MC with a Tamagotchi (request from @abnormalitygirl)
Heartslabyul
Ace: Says his brother totally owned one of those when he was a kid and smacked him in the head with it. He sounds oddly happy about the whole situation.
Deuce: Asks what happens if you press this but-oh. Oh, no. It MAY be broken but he PROMISES to buy you a new one he swears.
Trey: Toys are for children and should not be brought to school, MC. He thought you were more mature than that.
Cater: Pulls out 6 of his own and shows you. Tamagotchi are from Japan and are trendy with the kids. He knows these things.
Riddle: Was not allowed to have a Tamagotchi as a child and he tells you this. For once, this rule was for his own good.
Savanaclaw
Jack: Toys are for BABIES and he is a MAN.
Ruggie: Steals it from you to sell on Etsy to unsuspecting middle aged moms. He is poor, if you are not aware.
Leona: Tamagotchi is for NERDS. Only NERDS play games. Leona is not a NERD and does not like SMART THINGS. Ever. At all. Under ANY circumstances. He is not a chess master or anything, that is a LIE. Where did you hear that? NONSENSE. He is dumby dumb dumb.
Octavinelle
Jade: Breaks it to watch you cry because he likes knives and murder. Yes.
Floyd: Eats the plastic bits from your broken toy like they are pringles.
Azul: Decides to sell off-brand ones he got from AliExpress to unsuspecting middle aged moms on Etsy.
Scarabia
Kalim: His dad bought him a Tamagotchi once. Or the whole company. He does not remember.
Jamil: It was several Tamagotchi, in truth, and he was in charge of all of them.
Pomefiore
Epel: “Oh, the kids back home had those Tamadoodles and they used to play with them back behind the wimpleloo in the park, boy howdy,” he says. Epel is southern coded because that is how we localize this. Sensible chuckle.
Rook: Actually has a fairly normal conversation about how his sister collects them. Then he sniffs your hair.
Vil: Is vapid and beauty obsessed, even about this plastic toy, because our algorithm says that’s how he must be portrayed at all times for optimal engagement.
Ignihyde
Ortho: Beep boop to beep boop communication.
Idia: Shouts “ITS LIKE BLORBO FROM MY GACHAS AHA bazingoo” which is to be expected.
Diasomnia
Sebek: Demands to know how you win this game. Thinks it’s stupid until he finds out Malleus has one. Then he tries to steal yours.
Silver: Is still asleep! What a surprise!
Lilia: Talks about how he bought one once. Oh, what a friendly old man baby child teen human.
Malleus: :) :)) :)))))))))))))))))))) (you die from direct mind-melding with fae)
#ace trappola#jack howl#trey clover#twisted wonderland#azul ashengrotto#deuce spade#epel felmier#floyd leech#jade leech#cater diamond#riddle rosehearts#ruggie bucchi#leona kingscholar#kalim al asim#jamil viper#rook hunt#vil schoenheit#ortho shroud#idia shroud#sebek zigvolt#silver twst#lilia vanrouge#malleus draconia#twst imagines#twst headcanons#twst oc#twst y/n#twst x oc
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Wait, what happens if I touch the copy machine? 🤔
HR will report you for Misconduct (Obstruction of The Great One’s Will)
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