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Just One

DBF!Joel Miller x afab!reader | w/c: 819 (she just a baby!)

Summary: You’re still worked up even though Joel’s tapped out for the night. Maybe you need a kiss to satisfy you—a simple, sweet kiss. Right?

Content/Tags: Reader is able-bodied and has female sex anatomy, but is otherwise undescribed. Pussy pronouns (she)!! 18+ MDNI. Making out. Bulge grinding 😋 let me know if there’s anything I missed!

A/N: @pinkypromisepascal and I had a conversation…and then I said I wanted to write a drabble based on what we talked about, to which she said “DO IT.” So I did. Y’all better thank her brain for this too!🙂‍↕️ and to @strang3lov3, thank you for the extra pair of eyes AND THE MOODBOARD!!!😭 I love you both so much. To everyone, I hope you enjoy, all my love xx

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It’s been thirty minutes.

Thirty minutes since Joel had you folded nearly in half, your legs pressed against your torso, the slam of his hips pushing you higher up his mattress.

Thirty minutes since he made your eyes roll back, throat burning in pleasure.

Thirty minutes since he wiped you clean and massaged your hips.

It’s been thirty minutes.

And he’s knocked the fuck out.

You sit up in his bed. You’re not here very often. Ever, really. It was by chance you stayed over tonight. So you study the area. Take his space in. The painting and posters above his bed. The nightstand. The white fan sitting on his dresser, pointing directly at him. He runs hot when he sleeps. Too hot.

Your eyes trace his figure, then. His broad back on display, hips covered by his sheets.

His face. God, his face. Salt and pepper scruff around the edges, smile lines and furrowed eyebrow lines adorning his face. They’re not as harsh now as he succumbs deeper into his slumber, but they’re present nonetheless.

His hooked nose sits prettily, the same nose that had you squirming and gasping for air earlier in the night. Your core flutters at the thought.

You’re looking at his lips now, and you can’t help the way your own forms a smirk.

“Joel,” you whisper.

A rock. Unmoving. Unfazed.

On your knees now, you shuffle to face him. Leaning forward, hand on his shoulder to nudge him, you try again.

“Joel.”

“Hm?” his sleepy voice rasps.

“I need your help,” you respond.

One eye peels open. His eyebrows move into their natural habitat, furrowed. “What’s wrong, darlin’?”

You put on your sweetest face. “Can I have a kiss?”

You stifle a giggle at the daggers being thrown at you. “Jesus,” he mutters. “Have you been up this whole time?”

“It’s been thirty minutes,” you retort.

“No, it ain’t—” you gesture to his clock before he can finish his thought. He faces it immediately, throwing his face back into his pillow with an incoherent grumble. “Sleep,” he finally says.

“I will, sleeping beauty,” you giggle. “Can I please have a kiss first? Just one,” you ask again, lowering your voice an octave, a tone he can never deny.

He flips himself over, so he’s more on his back now. “It’s never just one.”

“That’s not true,” you fake pout, leaning closer in, letting the tips of your nose dance.

“You said one kiss months ago. Look where that got us.” His breath fans against your lips.

“I don’t see you complaining,” you whisper, your body on fire with this conversation.

You let your lips finally meet, soft and sweet, but the heat building in your cheeks keeps you from breaking the seal. Without thinking, you climb on top of him, straddling him as your hands find the base of his neck, the length beneath you already beginning to stir.

You break away for less than a second before you bring your lips to his again, but he’s quick to stop you, a shit-eating grin between his cheeks. “Thought ya said one?” He breathes.

“Shut up,” you murmur, smashing your lips against his once more as your tongue coasts the expanse of his bottom lip, the taste of you from earlier still lingering.

“Shit, sugar,” he groans into your mouth, his hips bucking into you on their own accord. “She’s still so needy, ain’t she? That why ya can’t sleep?”

His bulge catches perfectly where you need him most, pulling a whimper from the back of your throat. “Please, baby,” you pant.

“Told ya ‘s never jus’ one kiss,” he rasps as his heavy hands grab at your waist, guiding your hips into a more frenzied rhythm.

“You’re right,” you cry, eyes clamping shut, nothing but the sweet sounds of your ecstasy blessing his ears.

Too blissed out to continue kissing him, you bring your lips to his jaw, nipping and licking the places you can reach. With a few harsh grinds of your hips, you’re moaning out into his ear—his partially deaf one, luckily—with millions of white sparkles flashing beneath your eyelids. Joel’s breathing stops at the same moment your body convulses, strangled grunts leaving his throat as he adds to your mess of his boxers.

“She satisfied, yet?” He hums as you lay across his sweaty chest.

“Mmm,” you pretend to think it over. “I think it’s her turn for a kiss now.”

Joel scoffs. You can hear his smile with it.

You lift your head to look him in the eyes, a faux innocence in the way you jut out your bottom lip. “Just one, baby,” you reason with him.

Joel tosses you to your unspoken side of the bed. “Sleep.”

“But—”

“She’ll get her kiss in the morning.”

Your eyes nearly pop out at the realization of his words. “G-Goodnight, baby,” you reply quickly.

“‘S what I thought. G’night, darlin’.”

I would love to hear what you guys think! I love you all so much, thank you for always sticking by my side and supporting me always. You all are my happy place. Wouldn't be where I am without you.🩶

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kneelingshadowsalome · 1 day

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hi salome!! i’m sure your inundated with asks already, but it’s been a hot minute since you’ve posted/reblogged anything (stalker core ik) and am just a bit worried,, i hope you’re doing good physically and mentally, eating and sleeping well, and just generally having the bestest of days 🫶

Hi! 💕 Gosh I don't usually drop out like this and I'm so touched that you and others have asked if I'm ok, you guys are so so sweet. I'm alive I promise! 😭

I've just been super busy with school and friends, people crawl out of their dens here in the North when the snow melts and apparently at some point I decided to become a yes man or something because I've been going out like crazy. But truth be told a close relationship ended this spring too and even if it's for the best (like I'm talking about confusing, draining, exploitative shit here 🫠) it's brought a lot of grief with it, I suffered from severe insomnia for a few weeks etc. So it's not all fun and games here and I've really had to double down on self care.

Luckily things are looking brighter now, I'm feeling so much better and school stuff will be wrapped up this week too ^^ hopefully after that I'll be back to posting 10 x a day 💅🏻😭 I miss writing so much it's not even fun anymore!

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sircrocodilespersonalwhore · 15 hours

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Fucking A Firefighter

| Firefighter!Ace x neighbor!reader ( modern au; 18+ only! MDNI!!)

˚ʚ♡ɞ˚ Summary: One night walking home alone, you pass by your local fire station. You stumble upon a sleeping firefighter who was in the middle of eating. After making sure he was still alive, he offers to walk you home as a token of appreciation…

Warnings: sexual content, 18+ only, MDNI!, modern Au, doggystyle, consent, mention of birth control, missionary, other sex position, deep throating, swallowing, creampie, p in v sex, oral sex (both), slight after care, and dirty talking.

☁︎ A/N: I’m so so so sorry for ghosting you guys. I just didn’t have the time to write and when I started to write I couldn’t decided which idea to go with. Thank you so much for the follows!!! You…you guys are so amazing! 😭 Please don’t be shy to request certain things from me. Thank you for reading! I hope you enjoy!

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The night was cool as the breeze slightly lifted the hem of your dress as you walked down the street with the grocery bag in your arms. You had just picked up some last minute ingredients to finish off your dinner for the night. As you walked, you took the time to admire the street lights and buildings that surrounded you. One, however, caught your attention as you contorted your face into a curious expression as you stopped in your tracks. You watched as a man laid face first into the a plate of food while his hand rested on a tipped over beer bottle. Curiosity got the best of you as you slowly creeped towards the man, eventually tapping him on his shoulder to see if he was still alive. The man didn’t respond, so you tapped again this time a little harder. Still no response. You looked around and took a few steps back heading towards what seems like the fire station office door. Before you could reach the door, “Wow beautiful, just gonna’ leave me here?”, came from behind you. You turned around to see the man wiping food off his face before clicking his tongue at the sight of his beer all over the ground, “Fuck. I didn’t even get to drink a drop.”. You laughed a little and used your hand to cover your mouth. He looks at you and smile before heading over to you.

“I’m Ace. Who the hell are ya’?”, he introduces while holding his hand out to you. You didn’t respond to him taking his words in a rude manner. You try to walk off, but he takes your hand in his and smiles at you while pulling you back to him, “I’m just playin’ sweetheart. Can I know the name of such a beautiful lady?”. You blush a little and you place your free hand over his, “My name is (y/n)…You’re really warm Mr. Ace.”, you continued as you found comfort in his warm hand on such a cool night. He burst in laughter, “That’s one of the first things people notice about me.”. You and him talk for a minute before you’re interrupted by a man who looks like a pineapple waving towards the both of you, “That’s it for the night Ace-yoi. Thanks for your time.”. Ace waves back and you smile at him, “Sure thing. See ya’ tomorrow Marco.”. While turning to go back in the station Marco winks at you before closing the door, “Remember Pops is going to be here tomorrow, so be on time ya’ hear-yoi.”. Your blush deepens as you turn your attention back to him, only to find him gone. You glance around a little before deciding to take your leave.

Out of nowhere Ace shows back up again jogging to catch up to you in some black joggers, a red necklace, what seems like a cowboy hat with two symbols on it, and a black shirt that says ‘Fire Fist’ on the back of it. You took in his appearance as you waited for him. When he got to you, he placed his hand on your shoulder, “Dammit (y/n), you couldn’t wait for me? I’ll have to put a leash on you.”, he says between breaths. You laugh, “I didn’t even go that fair Ace. Or should I say Fire Fist?”. His face turned red at your last remark making you laugh more. He grunts and snatches the bag of groceries out of your hand, clearly embarrassed by his blushing face, “Ha…Ha…You’re so funny. Give me those! Which way is it to your place?”. Not thinking much of it, you lead to the way to your house. As you walked, the conversation grew between the two of you causing some feelings to sprout in the both of you. Ace slid your grocery bag over into one arm and used the other to wrap around you. You pushed yourself into his embrace causing you both to blush once more before Ace stops completely, “Wait what? You live in my neighborhood?”.

You lift your hands up and hunch your shoulders, “Hmmm…I guess so. Small world we live in, right?”. He smiles and grabs your hand, “Small world indeed. All this time such a beautiful woman was in my neighborhood and I didn’t know.”. Your face burns up and you hit him in the side continuing towards your home. Arriving at the door, you unlock it and push it open a little before turning back to Ace and collecting your belongs. You try to give him a quick hug, but his strength causes you to stay in place a little longer (not that you minded). You thanked him for walking you home when the hug was over. As you were about to close the door, Ace hears a familiar ‘squeak’ and places his hand on the door preventing it from closing. “When was the last time you changed your smoke detector batteries sweetheart?”, he questioned as he stepped into the house leaving you a tad bit confused. “Ummm…I can’t remember.”, you respond as you just accept the situation unfolding in front of you. Ace walks towards your alarm and asks for the replacement batteries, you give them to him along with the stool you use to reach high places in the house. As he changes the batteries, you stare at his lower abs that are showing as his shirt raises from stretching up. You bite your lip and your eyes trail down his happy trail to his dick print. You close your legs tighter as you start to get wet. Your staring doesn’t go unnoticed as Ace smirks, “Like what you see baby girl?”. His words snap you out of your trance as you look up at him ashamed of your actions.

Ace bends a little and cups your face making you look at him. As your eyes meet, you stutter, “Y-yes.”. He lets go and steps off the stool and uses his foot to push it out the way. Your body tenses up as he slides the old batteries into his pocket and slowly pushes himself closer to you. Ace lifts your head once again and ask, “Can I kiss you?”. You part your lips for him and hold onto his forearm as he kisses you deeply. His knee pushes up against your pussy and you slowly grind on it. Moaning into his mouth, he pulls your hips foward and pressed his hard dick on you. You snake your hand down and start palming him as he kisses down your neck, grabbing a handful of your titties. You both moan and he smiles at you grabbing your wrist, “Don’t tease me baby…I’m going to fuck you so good (Y/n).”. Your ears turn red as he nibbles at them and kisses your cheek. You decide to lead him to your bedroom which he happily followed pinching your ass when you made it into the room. He pushes you onto the bed and takes his shirt off. You run your hand down his sculpted body. God were you blessed to be under such a perfect body. He takes his time feeling up your body before pulling the strings of your dress. The sight of you was heavenly to him as the dress revealed your pretty breast and your little stomach pudge. You got a little embarrassed and tried covering your little pouch, but he stops you, “I’m a man (y/n). Not one of those little boys you’re used to dealing with.”. His comment leaves you soaking in your panties, your pussy aching for him even more now. He must can read your mind as his hand reaches down to feel your cunt through the lace panties. He hooks a finger into the garment and pulls them off, placing the sweetest kiss on your pussy lips. “A-ah…Ace!.”, you moan out his name as he flicks his tongue and sucks at your clit sending your eyes rolling back. He slaps at your thighs causing you to buck your hips up into his mouth as he eats you out. The sound on your wet pussy and moans feels his ears causing his dick to stand straight up in his joggers. You push his head deeper into your cunt, screaming out his name as you cum on his face. He sucks at your clit one last time before standing up and wiping his mouth. You lean forward as well and you’re meet face to face with a big hard dick. His eyes devour you with lust as he inches his dick towards your mouth in a needy manner.

You get the message and tell him to lay on the bed. He does as you tell him waiting eagerly for you to release him from his joggers. You decide to tease him a bit and kiss down his happy trail slowly. As the pain of the restrain gets to him, he smacks your ass hard, “Quit stalling and suck me already!”, he grunts out. You smile at him and finally release his dick. It smacks your face a little causing you both to laugh. He apologizes and grabs the base of his shaft while you open your mouth allowing him to tap the tip on your tongue. He moans letting you take control. You kiss his balls and suck on them while pumping his dick. He moans and puts his hand in your hair, “F-fuck-ahhh…(y/n)-mmmf-ah. Jus’ like that~”. Picking your head up, he lowers your mouth onto the tips of his cock. You try your best to take his entire dick, but it’s just too big. You come back up and cough a little. “Don’t force yourself to take the whole thing. That’s what she’s for…”, he trails off while cupping your pussy in his big hands. You kiss his tip and start sucking his dick again. Loud sounds of gagging and gawking make you both so horny. His hold on your hair tightens and he starts to thrust up into your throat while sliding a thick finger into your pussy. You take it as his balls slap against your chin and strings of slobber make a connection between the two. “Damn this sloppy slutty ass throat~aghhh!”, he moans out as you moan on his tip sending vibrations through his dick. He lets up after a few more strokes allowing you to fully catch your breath. Once you do, you get back on his dick and start bobbing your head up and down. You squeeze his balls up hold them along with his thick long dick in both your hands. As you go down slob from the back of your throat leaks out on his balls and coats them. He pumps another finger into your pussy causing you to reach for his wrist. He places your hand back around his dick and reassures you that he’s trying to prep you for his huge girth. Ace’s balls start to swell as you can feel his dick twitch in your throat ready to cum motivating you to bob your head faster. “Mmppphffff….f-fuck you-ah…fuck you’re such a good g-girl! Swallow my cum!”, he yells through breaths as he snaps his hips up and cums in your throat. You swallow as much as you can before he hands you his shirt to wipe your mouth with.

“Damn. Sorry baby…I ain’t mean to cum that fast.”, he apologizes while licking his fingers clean of your pussy. You giggle not letting him see your disappointment as you really wanted to take his full cock. You reach for your panties and Ace raises an eyebrow. He pushes you over on the bed making your tits press against the mattress below. “I said I was sorry for cumin’ not I was done with you.”, he spoke with a little aggression in his voice. You swear you could feel your heart beat in your pussy as he bends done and drags his fat tongue between your pussy lips. You moan into the mattress and grip on the sheets. Dammit he knows how to use his tongue. “Please….please Ace…fuck me~ahh!”, you beg as you chase his tongue with your hips. He grabs a handful of your ass and strokes his cock to get it back hard. It didn’t take long as you felt him slap his thick head against your swollen clit before pushing himself in. “Ah! Ace! W-wait baby give me a second!”, you yell out as you reach a hand back to slow his movement down. His dick was so big and the stretch it gave you sent a mix of pleasure and pain through your core. Ace slowed down and kissed your shoulder, “Take it for me baby. I know you can fit me in this perfect cunt.”. Tears fall down your face as you try to adjust to his size. Ace tries his best to help by rubbing circles on your hips and showering you with praises, “Your taking me so well beautiful. Let me know when I can move.”. After a minute or so, you give Ace the okay to move. He pushes on your back a little to deep your arch as he slowly thrust into you. He spreads your ass open and watches as his big dick goes in and out of your tight hole. You look back at him and he bends down to kiss your teary eyes, “It’s okay (y/n). Just let yourself enjoy me.”. You start to be more comfortable with him and he takes the opportunity to fuck into you harder. Skin slaps onto skin as he dicks you deeper kissing your cervix with each thrust. The bed rocks as you pull on the sheets trying your best not to fall apart on this good dick. It’s been so long since you got any and you were so thankful for walking up on this sexy and weird man. Ace, on the other hand, grips on your waist digging his fingers into you. He loved fucking into you and molding his dick into your cunt. As his thrust start to pick up, a knot forms in your belly.

“A-Ace…~oohhh yesss~mmmph~ah!”, you become a moaning mess as drool starts to pool out the side of your mouth. You loved taking his meaty dick, but you felt the sudden urge to pee. Panic starts to set in as it builds rather quickly, “Baby wait…I think…I think I’m got to pee.”. You warn Ace, but to your horror he smiles like a lunatic at you, “Oh yea?”. Ace pulls out and as you’re about to get up he flips you over and plunges his dick back into your pussy. His balls slap against you as he abuses your cunt. “Give it to me~ah…give it to me baby.”, he begs which sends you over the edge as your legs lock around him and you squirt on him. Your pussy grips him so tight he can barely fuck you while you orgasm. Ace bites his lip hard as he tries not to creampie you while you ride out your high. You’re all fucked out, but the thought of wanting to be filled by Ace motivates you to keep going. “Want to try another position?”, he asks while kissing down your arm. “Sure, but I don’t know which position to get into.”, you agree through heavy breaths. He smirks and ask you if you trust him and you nod ‘yes’ while laughing. He takes you to the edge of the bed and holds onto your arms as he puts a pillow down on the ground for you to rest your back and upper shoulders on. Your pussy is in the air and he steps over you. “Is this too much for you?”, he ask while grabbing the inside of your knees to push your legs further apart. You reassured him your comfortable and everything is alright. Ace takes his dick and slides it into your pussy. You both moan out as this position lets you feel him in the deepest parts of you. You look up at him as he fucks into you while folding your body up. “Fuck yea~ugh. Your pussy is so good (Y/n). Don’t…shi-don’t give this pussy to anyone else…you hear me?”, he speaks between moans as he drills into your needy cunt. “Yes! Ohhh! Ahhh! Yes Ace! I belong to you! Only you can satisfy me!”, you moan out while you crawl into his arms as he fucks into your g-spot harder. Your pussy starts to tighten and you can feel your orgasm building again. Ace hisses as he feels himself getting close as well, “Fuck I hope you’re on the pill baby.”. You nod your head and scream his name, begging for him to come inside of you. After a few more random thrust, Ace screams your name and slams his entire dick into you. Your pussy pulses as you cream on him while he pumps his load into you. Your mixture of wetness and cum pools out of your hole and trickles down your stomach. Catching your breath, Ace pulls out and picks you up placing you on the bed. You look at him with dazed eyes and give him a weak smile. He can tell you’re too fucked out for another round which is good for him since he’s getting a bit tired himself. “I’ll clean us up sweeetheart. Don’t worry.”, he says softly as he kisses you again before laying you down on the bed.

You end up falling asleep only to be woken up the next morning to Ace struggling to get his clothes back on, “Fuck! I’m going to be late to Pops meeting!”. He notices you awake and gives you a quick kiss on the cheek before gathering the rest of his things. You get out the bed and follow him to the door. “You. Me. Tonight. 7 pm. Date. Be ready.”, Ace commands while running towards his house. “OKAY!”, you yell back and wave goodbye to him before closing your door. You place your hand against your cheek and smile to yourself, thinking of him. You grab a cup of coffee and head back to your room to pick out your outfit for tonight.

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dookie-blaster · 22 days

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being sad while having autism sucks bc yeah I’m sobbing and the worlds crumbling around me but i can rewatch five nights at Freddie’s and follow it up w a markiplier binge and suddenly i have a new lease on life what the fuck

#as an adult women #but i love fnaf #i HEAR the secrets that u KEEP 😭😭😭😭#when you’re TALKING in your SLEEP 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭#fnaf #markiplier

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fairyofthehollow · 7 days

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the most romantic lovely swoon worthy voice in kpop like who even allowed this. what about our mental health.

#the photo you keep in your uniform pocket when you’re at war #idc how many days it��s been i will NEVER stop talking about this #best part of the song tbh #need him to sing me to sleep #he’s so fairytale prince #the way he says baby 😩😭💓🥹🥲#leehan #leehan boynextdoor #kim leehan #kim donghyun

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pepprs · 9 months

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just went thru all of the notes on that post and like. YEAH. it’s a fucking wonder. like i should get to scream. i should get to lie down. i should get to have as many treats as i want for free.

#purrs #menstruation tw #literally so tmi but the pain + digestive issues + constant paranoia abt leaking + pain + exhaustion because of blood loss + exhaustion beca #because of sleep deprivation because of pain + pain + discomfort + the mortifying ordeal of leaving the room with your purse or taking out a #heating pad and everyone knows why + being in situations where you CANT use a heating pad because you have to walk somewhere or meet in a di #different place + pain + the fact that i can’t just reschedule shit when im dealing with it and can’t schedule around it and there aren’t #social structures in place to make it easy to do that + the fact that you aren’t supposed to talk about it even though it is all consuming +#pain and pain and pain. and it happens EVERY MONTH and if it doesn’t happen every month then either you’re suppressing it and risking #consequences or you’re pr*gn*nt and definitely unequivocally experiencing consequences or you’re menopausal which idk what the fuck that #even does but it’s not good or you’re getting it MORE frequently because you have a condition of some kind. like. the absolute suffering and #hellfire. i don’t want to play into the stereotype of menstruating ppl being bitchy and mean and hysterical but like.. not to say it but i #GET ITCOMOLETELY. why ppl thought it was hysteria and a curse and whatever. because it is 💖 no one should ever have to experience this 💖#delete later #ask to tag #brought to you by i haven’t even finished my dinner and i had to go lie down bc im in too much pain lol 😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍#* digestive issues that need to be dealt with like… posthaste except (SO TMI SORRY) i have anxiety abt um. doing that in restrooms other ppl #can go into at the same time as me so ihave to scurry down MULTIPLE flights of stairs praying that the single user bathrooms are open so i #can shit in peace 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

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bunny-xoxo · 9 days

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touya getting far too high with you until he’s so needy for you he can’t help but ask with tears in his eyes and a wobbly bottom lip to make him feel good

#mumbles it so quietly into your neck while you’re laying down to rest you almost think he’s talking in his sleep #until he huffs and tugs on your sleeve a little to get your attention #he’s so :((#intox tw #tearing up he’s so frustrated that he’s this needy #let’s out full tears when you tell him he’s a good boy for asking #elle!screams #touya thirst #touya!<3 #you’re too high to pick up on his usual signs and he’s so 😡😔 about it 😭🤍

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circusclownproductions · 3 months

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seeing a lot of videos that are like “I didn’t know babies couldn’t have water” so here’s an incomplete list of things you need to know before having a baby

- the obvious, they can’t have water bc milk is incredibly high in water already so excess water leads to over hydration

- babies cannot have honey until 1

- if ur breastfeeding your kid and saving excess milk, make sure you label what you pumped in the morning vs at night bc your body produces different melatonin levels throughout the day and giving your baby daytime milk at night can make them more alert and fuck up their sleep schedule

- idk why ppl keep saying this but swaddling your babies or getting them those baby straight jacket things is not abuse. It chills them out cuz it reminds them of the womb

- babies have a dandruff like buildup on their head called cradle cap, and it’s very easy to deal with and remove with just some baby shampoo, a gentle scrub brush (MADE FOR BABIES!!) and a comb. It does need to be removed tho cuz it can be very painful after a while. This can also continue to happen late into toddlerhood it’s normal

- you have to clean out the creases of your baby’s skin and hands and feet they WILL collect dust😭😭

- you cannot bathe your baby until their umbilical cord naturally falls off. Use a warm damp rag until then

- tummy time is actually very important

- your baby might have a misshapen head at first (not all the time but sometimes) this will either sort itself out or they’ll need a corrective helmet ask your doctor

- I wouldn’t recommend having your baby leave the house very much until they’re at least 6 months old, especially if they’re born near cold and flu season cuz the common cold can kill a newborn

- you’re not an awful horrible person for having postpartum depression and it’s always a million times better to let your baby cry a few minutes longer than normal while you regain your composure than to freak out and give ur kid shaken baby syndrome

- you’re not an awful horrible person for giving your baby formula milk either

- don’t put shoes on your baby it’ll compromise their toe box and balance

- babies put every single thing in their mouths

- the easiest way to burp a baby is to hold them straight up (spine straight) and hold their head a bit higher

- always support their head they barely have necks

- if your baby fights away food, fights tummy time, vomits every single time you burp them, is gaining or losing an unreasonable amount of weight at a time, wheezes after eating, or goes red after eating, chances are they’re probably allergic to the type of milk they’re eating (again ask a doctor but these are just some signs it’s not just colic)

- they will wobble a lot when learning to do things but you gotta fight the urge to help them every single time cuz they gotta learn

- they’re not always spitting out baby food cuz they don’t like it they just don’t know how to eat. Like they don’t know how to push food down they only know how to stick their tongue out so be patient

- babies craniums are broken up into three parts at first that later fuse together, this is to help make birthing easier but it results in a small EXTREMELY sensitive spot in the top of their head that has no protection. This puts their brain at a high risk. Always protect their soft spot

- read to your baby!! Get cute bright colorful sensory books with sight words and read them to your baby it makes such a huge difference in their educational growth and will help them acquire a love for reading early on. And talk to them never shut up just say whatever comes to mind all the time this will strengthen their vocabulary growth also.

- babies poop like a lot. A lot. an unreasonable amount. Bring back up clothes and more diapers than you think

- no pillows or stuffies in the crib and only use a muslin blanket unless it’s especially cold to prevent suffocation

- babies kick reflexively until they’re out of their newborn scrunch (they stay womb shaped for a while) and if your baby is crying and pushing at the swaddle try letting them flail around for a minute

- consoling your baby is not spoiling them ! They need comfort and they will learn to self soothe on their own

- singing lullabies actually works, they can recognize your voice a consistent place of comfort from the womb and the cadence of lullabies is literally engineered to create a calm headspace

- for the love of god do not get boring ass beige toys. Colors are important for their neurological development

- babies are very responsive to praise from a young age so be as supportive of them as you can

- babies get constipated a lot and you have to do like tummy massages to help ease their pain the easiest way is to lay them on their backs and hold one foot in each hand, kick their feet like bicycles, scrunch up, and then stretch their legs out

- holding them on your hip too much will not cause bow legged-ness if your baby is bow legged that was always gonna happen

- they drool so so much and you have to get bibs for them so they don’t get chest eczema

- don’t use scented products on their skin cuz their skin is sooo much thinner than ours

- when your baby first starts sitting on their own never walk away from them without setting up a nest of pillows and blankets around them. Even minor head trauma can mess them up sometimes

- this one is kinda morbid and scary but sometimes babies just die out of nowhere and it’s no one’s fault or anything it’s called sudden infantile death syndrome(SIDS) and it’s about 1.3k deaths on average per year in America so not super common but still very real. 90% of these deaths happen during the first four months however edit: apparently it’s bc of an enzyme deficiency which at the very least you can take steps to try and prevent

- smoking and drinking during pregnancy WILL affect your baby and your breast milk and also might contribute to SIDS cases

- babies sometimes have a big red mark on them somewhere called a stork bite immediately after birth but typically it goes away

- babies can’t see very well for a while after birth and they’re VERY wobbly so they’ll typically bonk their head into your chest and face a lot while trying to support themselves

- female babies might have smth similar to a period the first few days after birth, this is because of the hormone transfer that happens during the birthing process and the days leading up to it

- male babies get random erections for the first few days after birth(hormone transfer again) literally do not be weird about this it’s a baby

- things like weaning your baby onto solid foods, potty training, weaning off pacifiers etc, can actually be directed by the baby and will happen naturally will minimal guidance from the parent(some guidance is still necessary) although I would do individual research into baby led weaning for food to prevent choking

- get those chewy feeding pouches to help with weaning

- the most random things will scare the hell out of your baby don’t take it personal 😭

- baby carriers are life savers (tulas are one of my favorites)

- once babies hit toddlerhood they’re tougher than you think, and a lot of their reaction is based on YOURS. they’re always going to be looking to you for how to react to a situation. Remain calm and if they’re ok they’ll calm down but if they’re genuinely hurt they’ll keep crying

- babies will most likely get ridiculously attached to an inanimate object and you have to keep this thing intact at all costs until they’re old enough to abandon it or they will throw a FIT. I got a lemur plushie from a zoo once and every single one of the kids has bonded their soul with it until about 6 years old and once a month I have to stitch him back up

- don’t compare yourself to other parents. Maybe your kid isnt getting grass fed wild caught north Atlantic cheerios but at least they’re fed. If your kid is alive and healthy and happy you’re doing a good job

- you will need 3 car seats, an infant seat, a grow with me toddler seat, and a booster seat

- getting a good diaper bag is a MUST

- the hair a baby is born with will most likely all fall out or they’ll get a bald spot on the back of their head where they sleep cuz their hair is so fragile and thin but once it grows back it grows back thick

- get like 20 muslin blankets so you always have a backup when the main ones are covered in spit up

- the babies grip IS stronger than yours (keep your hair up and keep pets away best you can)

- your best bet for your teething baby is a pacifier you can put your finger in so you can massage their gums and some chewing toys numbing cream can be dangerous and should be used sparingly

- go ahead and come to terms with the fact you’re gonna have to use a Frida Baby to manually remove snot

- babies can get hair and thread wrapped around their toes and fingers that can cut off their circulation try to make a habit of checking

- don’t hit your kid please it’s nothing but trauma and fucked up coping mechanisms from there pls empathize with your child they’re a person too

- be careful not to pull too hard on their arms and legs(like during play or holding their hand while they walk) and NEVER pick them up by their hands this will very easily cause dislocation

- they might have a little tooth like callous on their lip from their pacifier. This does not hurt them and it will go away but it may hurt during breastfeeding

- breastfeeding will make your boobs different sizes

Yeag that’s all I can think of rn but yk i Will add as I remember stuff ppl are also adding things I forgot in the tags in case you’d like to look thru that as well <3

#🍱#baby care #parenting #first time parents #newborn care #parenting tips #can’t think of any other exposure tags #‼️‼️‼️

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indulgentdaydream · 1 month

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headcanons with attractive things jason does 😭🫶

anon i have GOT YOU

When he sits on a couch, no matter if you’re on too or not, that man is SPREAD

Arms wide and resting on the back of the couch. Manspreading his thighs wide open. A relaxed expression on his face. Maybe a book in hand.

When moving in for a kiss, he cups your face with his left hand first. Then strokes his thumb on your cheek twice while actually kissing you.

Every. Single. Time. Doesn’t matter where or when. If it’s just a peck or y’all are making out, that’s what he starts it with.

Kisses on the back of your neck if he’s walking past you and you’re looking down.

Also will keep his hands resting on your hips if standing behind you.

He’ll swear UP AND DOWN that he means nothing by it. That it’s just a habit. But will keep a hand on your thigh while driving a car. Not even sexual. Just comforting.

Opening doors for you and guiding you through with a hand on the small of your back

You’re both sleeping in the same bed? He’s dead asleep. Usually isn’t. But with you, for sure he is.

And if you slip out of his reach while he is dead asleep, he’s reaching out and dragging you back like a lost teddy bear. And he’s asleep the whole time

When you’re out eating or at a bar and he’s getting a bit anxious with all the people around, he’ll play footsies with you under the table

Got so intense once he accidentally knocked the table over and you two got kicked out

This man LAUGHS

No one talks about how Jason’s laugh (may have a fic in the works about it. I’ll finish it if y’all ask)

I’m not talking “he chuckled” or “he grinned” or “his shoulders shook with silent laughter”

I’m talking about how this man tosses his head back before leaning forward, clutching his stomach with one hand, the other reaching for some part of you to grasp as you laugh along with him. How his laughter is deep and BOOMING. It takes up a whole room. Echoes across the street. Enters your ears and melts into your blood stream and goes immediately to your heart which picks up its beating to make sure to get it to the rest of your body. How he straightens up again, his face split in a grin, eyes opening again while he has to wipe away tears of laughter, his body still shaking with it.

I want to make jason todd genuinely laugh and if the sound makes me go deaf then so be it because at least i was able to hear the most beautiful sound in the universe

I’m sorry this got off topic but

He wears glasses when he reads and that’s hot too i guess

#jason todd #jason todd x reader #dc #jason todd fic #red hood #jason todd x fem!reader #jason todd x you #red hood x reader #red hood x you #jason todd x gn!reader #jason todd x male!reader #jason todd imagine #jason todd fluff #jason todd headcanons #jason todd fanfiction #red hood x gn!reader #jason todd x m!reader #missy writes

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cutieleclerc · 4 days

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London Boy | LN4 smau

lando norris x verstappen!reader

summary: in which max unknowingly introduces his sister to her future boyfriend

fc: olivia rodrigo

y/nverstappen

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y/nverstappen i stole max’s cat, don’t tell him

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username1 aww so cute

username2 when are you coming to another race!

maxverstappen1 😑

y/nverstappen i thought i blocked you??

maxverstappen1 Give me Sassy back.

username3 lando in the likes⁉️⁉️

username4 bro chill, he’s literally friends with max

danielricciardo so the heist plan is in motion. perfect.

y/nverstappen he doesn’t suspect a thing😈

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y/nverstappen i had the best time exploring england with the best guide! congrats bro on the win🥳

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landonorris it was lovely showing you around😊

maxverstappen1 no

username1 wait wdym lando showed her around england???

username2 the better verstappen fr

username3 the outfits slay

danielricciardo Nice seeing you again y/n/n!

y/nverstappen my favorite brother🫶

maxverstappen1 I’m right here?? And you’re not even related?

username4 her hair literally always looks good

lilymhe gorgeous girl

y/nverstappen ilysm babe lemme visit you

alex_albon that’s literally my gf???

y/nverstappen lily never let your boyfriend get in the way of finding your future wife

lilymhe you’re so right babe

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username1 babe what about us??? what about the kids??

danielricciardo 🤨

username2 is this a soft launch

username3 NOOOOO THAT SHOULD BE ME😭

username4 who is that????

y/nverstappen i had a fun time hanging out today!🥰

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danielricciardo hmm, interesting

username1 what do you know??

username2 uh girl you got something to tell us?

username3 she doesn’t owe you anything, get out of her business

username4 oh i just KNOW max is fuming💀

maxverstappen1 Y/n who is that

maxverstappen1 Is that a boy

maxverstappen1 Y/n answer my texts

username5 oooh someone’s not happy

username6 that food looks good asf

username7 outfit always serves

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landonorris home is wherever i’m with you

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username1 sobbing, hyperventilating, throwing up

username2 nah the caption, that is so fricking adorable

danielricciardo aww i knew you were a big softie

georgerussell63 did you pay someone to take that picture with you😂

landonorris haha very funny mate

username3 god, i’ve seen what you’ve done for others🙏

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f1gossip 🚨🚨Lando Norris spotted with mystery girl over summer break, sources say it could be Max Verstappen’s sister, Y/n

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username1 i literally knew it and you all doubted me😑

username2 chill out, it’s still not confirmed

username3 we can’t even see her face

username4 OMG???????

username5 oh max is DEFINITELY pushing lando off the track in zandvoort

username6 sources: my delusions

username7 y’all we lost a good one😣 (y/n not lando)

username8 you’re so real cause she’s gorgeous

username9 nah cause why is this actually so freaking cute, like omg the way he is smiling at her🤭🫠

username10 HAND PLACEMENT???

username11 max is gonna chop off lando’s hands

username12 i’d pay good money to see the text messages

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y/nverstappen in a world of boys, he's a gentlemen

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username1 AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

username2 this is so adorable! (i'm sleeping on the highway tonight)

landonorris you’re my everything💞💞

username3 y'all owe me an apology, i KNEW it

maxverstappen1 If you're happy, I'm happy

username4 you're definitely being forced to say this

username5 boyfriend lando is everything🥺

username6 they look so happy

username7 i’m balling my eyes out

kellypiquet you guys are adorable🩷

y/nverstappen thanks for talking max down😁

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username1 the matching captions omg

y/nverstappen i love you baby❤️

maxverstappen1 🤮🤮

danielricciardo I KNEW IT @.carlossainz55 you owe me 50 bucks

carlossainz55 damn it

landonorris YOU HAD A BET???

oscarpiastri yes

charles_leclerc yes

georgerussell63 yes

alex_albon yes

maxverstappen1 YOU ALL HAD A BET AND DIDNT TELL ME?

maxfewtrell she's good for you, mate🤍

maxverstappen1 remember what i told you🙂

username2 oh! this definitely isn’t threatening at all

landonorris i will😰

y/nverstappen max emilian verstappen what did you tell him?

username3 this😭is😭so😭adorable😭

username4 bro is getting pushed into the barrier next race fs

username5 the IT couple

#f1 smau #lando norris #max verstappen #f1 #lando norris x reader #formula 1 #f1 x reader #f1 fanfic #formula one fanfiction #lando norris fanfic #smau #lando norris smau #mclaren

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starkwlkr · 3 months

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hi loved your Rubi and Charles oneshotes 🥹🥹🥹 it’s the cutest thing ever ,I was wondering if u can make the same with max and Noah or maybe a daughter 😭😭 please 🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻

little boss | max verstappen

I’ve been wanting to write more for max lately, especially dad fics 😭 so thank you for this request!!

Whenever Noah was in the paddock, Max always made sure he was close by. It didn’t matter if he was doing interviews or in a meeting, he had to be close and the team didn’t mind. Everyone loved Noah, including the fans. During interviews, the little boy would be in his father’s arms playing with the cap on Max’s head or giving him kisses on the cheek resulting in many YouTube compilations of dad Max.

“Did you like the race, Noah?” An interviewer asked the boy, holding a microphone towards him.

Noah looked at his dad as if asking if it was okay to talk. Max gave him a nod. “I liked how the car sounds. It’s loud but I’m not scared.”

“Tell them how the car sounds.” Max said as Noah mimicked the sound of his dad’s car which resulted in various laughs.

“He’s actually my boss. He’s the one that tells me when I’m not going fast enough, when to pit, right?” Max looked at his son.

“You were slow this time . . Like when the race almost ended and you came in and I counted the seconds and it was . . “ he counted on his fingers. “It was five seconds!”

“I took five seconds? I’ll try to be faster next time, okay?” Max played along. “See? He’s my boss.”

“Do I sense a team principal in the making?”

“Watch out, Christian.” Max teased.

Other times when Max had to attend press conferences, drivers noticed how much of a dad max acted. He would often mumble throngs to Noah, who stayed with someone from the Red Bull team.

“You’re such a dad, mate.” Charles chuckled as Max got up from his seat and walked to his son to make sure he was drinking enough water.

“It’s adorable.” Lewis commented.

“I don’t want water, papa.” Noah gave Max the water bottle with a frown.

“Okay, I’ll be over here. Let me know when you want water, okay? Be good.” Max placed a gentle kiss on the boy’s head then walked back to his seat. “What was the question?”

Eventually, Noah did want water so he whispered his dad’s name until Max heard. “Water!” Noah whisper yelled.

“I can get it for you.” Max’s manager told him, but Max had gestured for Noah to come get it so the boy did so. Immediately Noah was greeted by the drivers.

“Hey, little boss man.” Lewis fist bumped the boy. “How’s school? You doing your homework?”

Noah nodded. “I got all the answers right on my test and then papa took me to see a movie and it was so funny.”

“That’s awesome!”

After having a drink of water, Max let Noah sit on his lap as the press conference continued. Towards the end, the boy was half asleep. Max kepts his arms around his little boy as he finally went to sleep. Thankfully the press conference had ended so he walked back to his driver’s room so he and Noah could have a nap together.

The next morning, the hashtag daddy max was trending. The hashtag was filled with screenshots and videos of the press conference. Some people even made memes out of the interaction between Noah and Lewis. It was clear that Max enjoyed being a dad and the whole world loved to see it.

#formula 1 #inbox <3 #f1 x reader #anon #formula 1 imagine #f1 imagine #f1 x you #max verstappen x reader #max verstappen one shot #max verstappen imagine #max verstappen fanfic #max verstappen #mv33 #mv1

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frogchiro · 6 months

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Okay but god of war! Ghost when he finds out his perfect wife is with child? You thought he was protective before? Get ready, because you haven’t seen nothing yet. A constant and unwavering hand on your tummy at all times, even if you’re 5 seconds pregnant, the man’s hand has found a home on your womb, soothing small circles with his thumb. Constantly feeding you by hand, placing kisses on your shoulder. When you’re laying in the warm furs together, he’s laying on his stomach between your legs, with his head resting on your tummy as he talks to his child and you stroke your hands through his hair, lightly scratching at his scalp.

IM RUINED 😭

I'll just. Shriek. Scream if you will.

War God!Ghost becomes the most territorial bitch ever, his fury making his eyes blaze if he senses an unwanted visitor in the perimeter of his temple, be it an unlucky wanderer or a bandit looking for trouble.

And when it comes to you, he doesn't leave your side like...ever :(( He just can't! He needs to be touching you somewhere, to be sure you're still here and his baby is still in your belly, warm and safe and growing strong.

Speaking of which, his hands doesn't leave your tummy for the next 9 months. Simon is in love with the warm feeling of your soft skin and his heart flutters when he can feel the growing bump move underneath his large palms, your smile and laugh only adding to the undescribable love he feels :( Would definitely rub tiny circles and knead gently at your belly and if the baby starts to get too rowdy and the movements make you adjust your hips and whine slightly, Ghost will nudge and nuzzle his nose against the bump, kiss it too for good measure and whisper to his little one

"Daddy is here little one, you're safe and your mommy is here too but you gotta give her a little break okay? Be a good cub and let momma rest, okay?" and as if magic, your baby settles and is now calm :((

And yes, he loves to lay his head down gently on your belly :(( The hearth is roaring, the furs keeping you and your husband warm as you both lay in your bed, your soft breaths and humming put your baby to sleep, its tiny movements calm but both you and Simon feel them; a kiss is soon placed on your bump and you can't help but grin brightly at the soft, clingy affection of the blonde male as he nuzzles deeper against you, his hair tickling your skin♡

#kin speaks #asks #interactions #war god!ghost #god of war!ghost #cod x reader #cod mw x reader #simon riley x reader #simon ghost riley x reader #simon riley cod #simon ghost riley #simon riley

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glitterypinkconverse · 11 months

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─ ⊹ ⊱ IN THE HEAT OF IT ALL

e-42!miles x fem!reader

summary after having an argument with miles, you get mad as to why he always brings up your plushies while you guys are arguing. so, you threw them all away.

request by @friedturtlewhispers ! i accidentally posted this without writing actual story, so sorry your request got deleted 😭

a/n this is a continuation of the 42!miles headcanon from these headcanons! i’m a sucker for angst so ofc i has to write this 🤷‍♀️

warnings angst to fluff, cursing

“Ma, you’re the one who sleeps with stuffed animals at night.”

You two have been fighting over God knows what for at least 30 minutes, and whenever he brought up the fact that you sleep with stuffed animals at night pisses you off. You scoffed, stuck your middle finger up at him, and went to his doorway.

“Fuck you, Miles.” That was all you said before you walked out of his bedroom, and out his apartment door.

New York at night was chilly, so as you left the building you silently cursed to yourself. You forgot your jacket again, as it was hot during the day but then it cooled down. Luckily, your apartment building was only a block away, so it wasn’t that bad of a walk.

His words still rang through your head. That was his only comeback nowadays ever since he found out. You thought he hated it, for how much he teased you about sleeping with the stuffed animals. But secretly, though he would never admit it, he found it cute that you do. It made him happy seeing you happy, although you weren’t feeling it right now.

You thought actually sleeping with them bothered him, so as your mind was overflowing with rage, you did the petty thing.

You threw them all away.

Well, not really. You just stuffed them all in a bag and put it in your closet. But, it felt like you did because your once overfilled bed was now empty, the only thing on it was your clothes, pillows, and obvious blankets.

Your phone was blowing from texts and calls from Miles. You looked over at it and rolled your eyes. You put your phone on do not disturb, charged it, and then got in bed. All you needed right now was some rest, so you closed your eyes and tried to fall asleep. Though, it was hard without at least one thing to hold.

Miles on the other hand, was freaking out. He was pacing around his room angrily, you guys never ended on bad terms. You would always make up, because he knew how important it was for you to have closure. He wanted to make this relationship work, and right now he felt like he was failing it.

“Pick up the phone, Y/N,” he mumbled, silently cursing everytime it went straight to voicemail. He groaned and left his room, saying a quick goodbye to his mom before leaving the apartment.

He walked, practically ran to your apartment where he barged in because you forgot to lock the door. Your parents were out on a work trip right now, so he reminded himself to scold you later on this. But for now, his only priority was to set things right and make it up to you.

He slowly opened your bedroom door, from the light being off he figured you were asleep. That was all until you turned around to look at the light that was entering your room, and groaned when you saw Miles standing in your doorway. “Fuck off.”

He scoffed and made his way towards you, “That’s no way to talk to me, now is it?” He joked, though you weren’t having it.

“What the hell are you doing here, Miles.” You turned away from him, so he couldn’t see the anger that was still looming on your face.

“Whatchu think I’m here for? I’m here to make it up to you. We’re not leaving on bad terms, and I swear by that.”

You didn’t respond, and that left Miles quiet. He observed the position you were in, and noticed your bed looked different.

“Ma, where’s all your stuffed animals?” He asked, concern in his voice. He shuffled around your bed, looking over you and looking at the end of your bed.

“Gone,” you mumbled. He paused in his tracks, looking over at you even though you couldn’t see him. Your back was facing the wall, so he immediately turned you around to face him.

“Fuck you mean gone?”

“I mean, gone, Miles. Like, they’re not here.” He was shocked, you loved those things more than anything. He looked around your room, for any sign of them.

None.

“I’ll be right back,” he mumbled before hurrying out of the room. You rolled your eyes and turned around in your bed again, feeling slightly bad that you lied to him.

However, Miles was going to the nearest store to get you something. He walked down the aisles of the store, searching for the perfect plushie. He grimaced at all of them, as they all looked unintentionally creepy. He decided on a pink teddy bear, as it looked the most tame and he knew how much you liked teddy bears. He went up to the register and paid for it, then rushed back to your apartment.

You were almost asleep when he barged in once again and sat on your bed. “Turn around.” When you didn’t, he turned you around himself and what you saw in his hands shocked you.

You sat up to face him, you didn’t expect him to buy you a teddy bear. You took it from his hands, admiring it slightly. “I’m sorry, Y/N. Y’know, I actually find it cute how you sleep with these.” You looked up at him and smiled, then fell into his arms.

“It’s alright, I guess. Thanks for the bear,” he hummed in response, to which you continued, “there’s a bag in my closet, do you think you can get it?” He pulled away slightly and raised an eyebrow at you, watching as you giggled against his chest.

He peeled away from you and walked to your closet, silently cursing when he saw the bag full of stuffed animals. “You’re full of shit, y’know that right?”

You laughed as he threw the bag at you, you throwing one of your pillows back at him in response. “You loooove me though.”

He walked back to your bed and put the pillow you threw at him back on the bed, and laid down with you. “You got one thing right,” he said as you adjusted in his arms.

“Oh, and also, don’t forget to lock your door. Can’t let anyone taking m’ girl away.”

“Go to sleep, Miles.”

TAGS ↣ @xx-all-purpose-nerd-xx

#across the spiderverse #spider man: across the spider verse #x reader #miles molares #atsv #miles morales x reader #spiderman atsv #42 miles morales #earth 42 miles morales x reader #earth 42 miles x reader #earth 42 miles morales #earth 42 #miles g morales #miles morales fanfiction #earth 42 miles x you #earth 42 miles

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luvjunie · 11 months

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heyyy, idk if your request or open atm but could you write about miles (e-42) sneaking into the readers house at night, to hangout 🤗 nothing nasty LMFAOOO but like a cute lil moment

— 2:00 AM

pairing: e-42!miles x fem!reader

contains: fluff, miles being a big baby because yes

summary: miles has a hard time falling asleep when you’re not next to him. wc: 1,205

a/n: i loveee soft 42!miles omfg 😭 also i realized i changed up the plot a little after i’d already written it and came back to find the request, so i hope you still like it <3

Tossing and turning instead of getting a full night’s rest seemed to be the norm for Miles as of late.

He laid on his back with an irked sigh, hands scrubbing down his face as he lightly groaned into them. There was no need for him to check the time, he already had a pretty accurate guess seeing as he’d been checking his phone every twenty minutes when his eyes would spring back open after another failed attempt to fall asleep.

He missed you. That he couldn’t deny. He’d made the mistake of falling asleep with you one night, and he’s found himself suffering through the same old routine ever since. He’d never slept as peacefully as he did than when he was next to you, and his mind craved your presence more than it craved sleep apparently. The both of you could’ve slept on concrete and he still would‘ve sworn it was more comfortable than his own bed.

It was a stupid idea, and had he not been desperate for a solution he would’ve realized that. But there was no one to talk him out of it as he got up from his bed and fished around in his dimly lit room for his jacket and a pair of nike slides, so it looked like he’d be going through with it anyway.

He scribbled a quick note for his mom onto a post-it note, stuck it to the fridge for her to find after her shift and left their apartment without another thought, making sure to lock the door behind him.

Night walks through Brooklyn didn’t scare him, in fact they calmed him. Everything was quieter at this time, slower— and he knew these streets like the back of his hand. And even if he didn’t, he was pretty good with the switchblade he kept in his pocket at all times. Your place was only a few blocks away, and even through the slight haze casted over him from his lack of rest, he was still vigilant as ever.

He climbed the fire escape just three stories up until he got to your window, using both his hands to hoist him over the steel railing, his feet landing on the old metal as quiet as he could make them.

He hoped that you still kept it unlocked for him, that your offer stood firm when you told him he was welcome anytime. He whispered a plea before he curled his fingers under the edge, sighing in relief when the window lifted open, though the unpleasant squealing due to the age of the pane made him wince.

The last thing he wanted to do was wake you, so he only lifted it halfway, ducking down and stepping into your room and out of the cold. He glanced over to see your cheek still smushed against your pillow, your legs probably tucked into the fetal position with the way your blankets were swaddled around you.

He managed to close the window without making a sound, but on his way over to your bed he accidentally bumped into your dresser, causing a bottle of perfume to clatter into the other objects you had up there.

“Fuck—“ he hissed quietly, twin braids following the act of his head whipping in your direction when you stirred.

You weren’t the lightest sleeper, but the noise had been enough to startle you awake. Lifting your head from the pillow, you sat up quickly, eyes adjusting to make out who the hunched figure was. The two of you had said goodnight just a few hours ago, and now here he was, in your room.

”Miles?” There was a slight rasp to your voice.

“Hey, ma…” he responded, hands nervously hovering over the mess he’d unintentionally created. He fixed it to the best of his ability, but it definitely wasn’t the way you had it before.

You reached over and turned your clock towards you, the bright white numbers making you screw an eye shut.

“Miles, baby, it’s two am in the morning,” you grumbled sleepily, rubbing your eyes with the heels of your hands and yawning. “What are you doing here? Did something happen?”

Blinking the sleep from your sight, you took in his slightly slouched disposition. He looked exhausted, annoyance from his sleepless night evident in the way he sighed.

”Nah, nah,” he shifted from foot to foot, hand hesitantly raising to scratch his head. His idea seemed sensible at first. He was willing to do anything to get some shut eye, and to see you again, but now he just felt silly for waking you up for no good reason.

“Nothing happened, but I—I couldn’t sleep for shit. So I just thought—“ he rubbed his brow and gave a halfhearted shrug. “I don’t know, it’s stupid. I wasn’t thinkin’ straight and I just wanna be laid up with you. I really didn’t mean to wake you up and I can leave if—“

“It’s okay! It’s okay,” you cut his rambling short and opened up your blankets, scooting over to make room for him. “Come on.” Even in your drowsy state you could tell he was getting flustered trying to explain himself.

“Oh thank God,” he said beneath a breath as he shuffled his jacket and shoes off, eagerly slipping into your bed beside you.

You shifted back onto your side like you were before and pulled the blankets over the both of you, his arm instantly slinking around your waist to pull your body into his, your back against his chest.

“I love you so much.” he sighed tiredly.

He buried his face into the crook of your neck, taking a deep breath in through his nose just as your hand came up behind you to caress the top of his head. His behavior made it seem as if he hadn’t seen you in weeks; like he was trying to refresh his mind of every aspect of you.

“I love you too… Miles, are you sure you’re alright?” you asked, not yet all the way convinced.

“Mhm. Just needed to be with you.” he hummed, his words muffled as he pulled you closer.

“What about your mom? I don’t want her to be worried.”

He grunted at that, his response slurred and barely audible. “She know where I’m at.”

His fingers slipped under the waistband of your cotton sleep-shorts, hand traveling to the round of your lower stomach and resting over it. Why guys were so obsessed with the extra weight girls held there was still an anomaly to you. You couldn’t wrap your mind around it, but he always threw a fit if you didn’t let him hold you like that so you allowed it.

“Goodnight, Miles.” You murmured into the stillness of your room.

Your eyes opened after receiving no response from him, and you were barely able to turn your head to look over your shoulder since his own was occupying the space there.

“Miles?” you questioned gently.

Your answer came in the form of faint snores and slowed breathing from the boy who was knocked out behind you, a smile inching onto your lips at how quickly he dozed off. You let your eyes flutter to a close, ready to fall asleep again, but this time in the arms of your favorite person.

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Mommy long legs reader or slender man reader x Hazbin hotel 🌚🌝

AHHHH I LOVE YOU MY GHOST ANONNNN! SLENDERMAN?? YOU FINNA BRING OUT MY CREEPYPASTA PHASEE🦆✨💗‼️‼️‼️

HAZBIN HOTEL X SLENDERMAN! READER

prompt: a faceless creature of the height of 10’5 (or 7’9 idk I got two different heights from safari lol) came to hell to serve one final purpose…get a damn job.

Two words, scary tall…

So say your height was 10’5…

SHIT GON GET WICKEEDDDD!!!

Okay so I can see Charlie being scared staring at you as you just sit like a nice gentleman as your body doesn’t fit the whole seat… (y’know what, let’s go with 7’9…) you told Charlie you use to be a leader before you somehow came to this wrenched place

Charlie felt bad and gave you a job here so yon can stay. But she was confused when you said “somehow”’ as if you didn’t die as a Human…WAIT A MINUTE..DID YOU JUST TALK WITHOUT A MOU-

Lucifer looked up at you and was like….“What in the fucking nine circles…” and you two became friends because of how Lucifer put accessories on you like a Christmas tree

Y’know how people make slenderman wear reading glasses sometimes? That’s you. 😭 with your blind ass LMAOO (I also wear glasses dw…) But I can see you wear the glasses and residents be so confused because…you don’t have eyes for Christ out loud-

“Fuck you wearin' glasses for?” Husk said to you once as he caught you even reading a book…now he was more confused. “I’m reading…” “…..okay..” husk was so done with this buffoonery as you had no mouth and eyes. But yet you could still read, see, and fuckin talk? Yeah he must be drunk as hell itself…

You treat niffty just like how fanon slenderman treats Sally. That’s how I headcannon it.

I headcannon you to be the fanon version of slenderman rather the cannon version. Cause you being the fanon version is just sweet considering the chaos that can happen in the hotel and how you treat niffty.

I can see people thinking you are a new overlord as you had a stern aura around yourself as you had a proper straight walk as you held a high chin not showing any weaknesses.

“Woah….did you see that sinner get lit in flames…” “yeah I did.” It got so quiet so quick as angel gave you a confused face as you just stood there. 😭 Angel couldn’t tell if you were being fr or being a smartass

You were just sleeping on the couch, dead ass like a passed out beer dad after watching football. And fat nuggets sat in your lap sleeping. Then angel came and slept by you, then husk, then niffty, AND THEN EVERYONE JOINED 😭 big ass family cuddle💗💗🦆

You deadass could be the bodyguard of the hotel as you could escort a sinner who is trying to be an ass to the staff and you’re just like, “YEET!” And boom they are thrown away

You and Alastor definitely bond the most as you two got black tentacles. It’s just for Alastor it’s based on his powers when he uses his magic. But for you, it’s just your appearance as you use them to pierce your enemies. But mostly you use them when you are too bored to pick up objects with your hands

BIGGG headcannon that when slenderman do that static thingy, for you it clouds their vision and hearing as you make them pass out. Either to death or just to knock them out.

Lol I can imagine the whole creepypasta mansion going crazy while you drink tea like “this is fine” as you are in some other universe- 😭 crossover type shit

Like Drowned Ben is spam texting your phone like, “slender. slender. Help. Slendy. Octopus. Father. Help help.. help JeFF STABBED ME!”

And your tall ass is just sleeping as everything is going soooo peaceful in the hotel.

While we are at that, EJ definitely was using a book to try and to summon you with sally behind him hugging her teddy to see you again. Meanwhile Jeff was chasing Ben as he goes through a tv to hide from Jeff.

I imagine people in the hotel would hug you except for Alastor as he hates touch. But the people would dead ass hug you as one of your tentacles hold them.

You picked up angel, niffty , Charlie and Vaggie with your four tentacles as you read a book. It was a funny but cute sight as Charlie was like “:p” while the others had a cartoony ass expression or a blank one which is definitely Vaggie and husk

Adam and Lute definitely glanced at each other confused at what the fuck you were as you didn’t have a demonic or angelic aura. But you had some type of power in you. It was weird asf as you just stood there like “🧍🏾am I ugly?” They just kept staring at you

I can see you having the same expression as the picture above when you met pentious as you and Alastor was having tea just chilling with the hellish weather.

“Do you know that guy?” “I have no idea who that pest is my dear friend.” Alastor says with his usual smile as he hands you a cookie.

Just straight up tea times with Alastor is so peaceful as Alastor was kinda suspicious when you didn’t say anything if he ate a cannibalism meal. But I mean…slenderman! Reader is use to people being a cannibal.

The vees are definitely intrigued with who the hell you are and how powerful are you as you were the talk of pentagram city when you first came.

I headcannon a sinner tried to cut off your tentacles only to be grabbed by one of them and slammed to the ground. You just stood there and let static ring loudly in their head to the point it exploded.

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