Sheogorath: Do you think the mortals would find it funny if I made Masser and Secunda disappear?
Akatosh: No. Also, why are you here?
Sheogorath: But it would be funny, right?
Akatosh: No, it wouldn't.
Sheogorath: Yes, it would. I'll prove it.
Akatosh: Sheogorath, please leave the moons alone.
Sheogorath: no <3
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things i wish i had known when i escaped my family household and couldn't ask my parents for help
invest in a good mattress early on. there are many other ends you can save on - sleep is not one of them. this is key to how much energy you'll have throughout the day
you don't need a bedframe but you do need a slatted bed base (even if it's just pallets)
opening a bank account is easy
there's youtube tutorials for everything. how to install your washing machine, how to use tools, fixing stuff around the place. channels like dad, how do i? are a godsend
change energy provider as soon as your old deal runs out. you'll get better offers elsewhere and avoid price gouging
assemble a basic first aid kid at home: painkillers, probiotics, alcohol wipes, bandages, tweezers, antihistamine tablets - anything you might need in a pinch
and an emergency toolkit: flashlight, extra batteries, a utility knife, an adjustable wrench, multi-tool, duct tape
set your fridge to the lowest temperature it can go. the energy consumption is minimal in difference and it'll give you +4/7 days on most foods
off-brand products are almost always the same in quality and taste, if not better, for half the price
coupons will save you a lot of money in the long run
there's no reason to be shy around employees at the bank/laundromat/store; most people will be happy to help
vegetarian diets are generally cheap if you make food from scratch
breakfast is as important as they say
keep track of your budget in a notebook or excel file - e.g. rent, phone and internet bills, food, leisure so you'll have an overlook on your spending over the months
don't gamble
piracy is okay
stealing from big stores and chains is also ethically okay
keep medical bills and pharmacy receipts for tax returns
also, file your tax returns early
take up a hobby that isn't in front of a screen. pottery, music, going for a run every now and then, stuff that'll keep you busy and sane
and most importantly... you're allowed to get the stuff you want. treat yourself to the occasional mundane thing. a good scented candle. a bath bomb. that body lotion that makes you feel like royalty. the good coffee beans.
you're free and you deserve to be happy.
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Imagination = reality
If you’re not able to view your imagination as reality or truth, then why don’t you try viewing your “reality”(3D) as imagination.
What if reality was as malleable as your imagination(It is 😱😱). Since your reality is “imaginary” no situation can ever be that serious, you can play with any situation and always change it to your liking. You have full control over everything outside of you the same way you have full control over a visualisation in your mind. For example if you want to see shoes in your imagination, you’ll be able to see them in less than a second. And since “reality” is no different than imagination, you can see those shoes here too in an instant if you want to.
And if you read that and now you’re like “no?? Obviously not, it doesn’t work (instantly) like that” you are the problem. If you think that it won’t work then it will simply not work. Because you’re god and your thoughts and opinions create. In this case you’re creating negative stuff for yourself.
When you want to imagine a rock nothing in your mind is going to be like “OOOHGHHGG NOOO WAY THEY CAN ABSOLUTELY NOT HAVE THAT! NEVER! WE WONT LET THEM VISUALISE THE ROCK!! ONLY IN A MONTH” Noo, you can always imagine anything you want and nothing is able to block your imagination. The same way nothing is able to block your manifestation in 3D reality either. You guys say: it takes time until i get it, it takes subliminals and methods. But the only thing it takes is a simple intention. Once you want/desire something it is yours completely and absolutely instantly. The fact that you don’t believe that it’s yours is the “blockage”, it’s you blocking yourself for no reason! YOU are more powerful than time. YOU are more powerful than any subliminal and YOU don’t need to do complicated methods to manifest. You always have everything you want with just an intention.
Live your life knowing that it’s YOUR life, everything here is for you and waiting to be discovered by you. You get everything you want instantly because you are the operant power. Of course you get it instantly?
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New headcannon! In relation to this. If we took that as being something that could have happened with the same Cross and Dream from darkcream, my headcannon iss.
Cross never actually read Dream this letter, perhaps tried to throw it out, but Dream saved it. He later comes to realise it might have been some sort of love confession, based on context of what happens soon afterwards. But he still doesn't actually know what it actually says.
Only then years later, handing the letter back to Cross, to ask him to read it to him on there wedding night.
Sickly sweet, but wanted to share something none angst related
Too sweet to resist ♡
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Inexperienced!Eddie who has no idea that his cock is so big. And he’s got you practically crying on it but he’s so confused because he wants to make sure he’s not hurting you or doing anything wrong but nothing’s wrong because he just feels sooo good, you just can barely articulate that because you feel him in your fucking throat.
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