Cecil Gershwin Palmer, character of all time. He's gay. He has lyme disease. He's a PTA uncle. He's terrified of mirrors and for good reason. He's a cat dad. He's a DAD dad. He fell in love with his husband the first time he laid eyes on him. He got a barber run out of town. He regularly leaks classified police and government information on his radio show but kept his adopted son secret for ages. He has a complicated and tumultuous relationship with his mother. He's a gossipy bitch. He's in love with the job he was destined and cursed to have. He wears fanny packs. He's cried on air as many times as he's laughed. He has a true crime podcast. He calls his husband Kittycake. He has been a my fictional friend for over ten years.
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*youth pastor voice* and do you know who is also goofy and a scientist and got isekaid to another dimension?
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CECIL SWEEP 2023 HE IS THE FOUNDER OF THIS SITE. HE INVENTED LOVE. HES GAY, HE HAS A FUCKED UP CAT, HIS HUSBAND IS A LATINO SCIENTIST, HE HAS A SON, HE’S A RADIO HOST WITH A SEXY VOICE AND INSANE FASHION. LITERALLY HAS SO MUCH SWAG AND HAS BEEN AROUND SINCE 2012. DON’T FORGET YOUR ROOTS.
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dont think abt it too hard carlos
bonus: fishboy
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i materialize from thin air, i think this should be the first thing i post
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"Carlos, this station’s favorite scientist dropped by our broadcasting station earlier this morning for a little chat.
Sadly, dinner or weekend plans were not among the topics."
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