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Hero of Kvatch: Am I a good person?
Baurus: *laughing*
Hero of Kvatch: ...
Baurus: Oh, you were serious
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Namira: Ugly people are amazing. I love ugly people. Every ugly person deserves 1 million gold and a life of peace and quiet.
Sanguine: What about pretty people?
Namira: Pretty people can go fuck themselves
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Skyrim Scenery 25/∞
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I know it says "other" won, but since every other option was just Martin Septim, technically he won with 60% of the votes.
Martin Septim once again proving that he is the best elder scrolls character!
Choose wisely
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you're welcome
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Sheogorath!Katerina: My first boyfriend turned into an avatar for Akatosh
Sanguine:
Sanguine:
Sanguine: That’s rough, buddy.
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I got the sudden urge to play Arena today. Not with my existing character, though, but with a mage. I'm very likely to die, but I've already played mages in Morrowind, Oblivion, and Skyrim, so I may as well try Arena with a mage.
I'm having trouble deciding what race to choose, though. I'm leaning towards a more magically inclined race, maybe Altmer or Breton, but I'm not opposed to any of the others.
So uh. I guess quick poll to decide what race I should pick? Also, my other Arena character is a Khajiit, so I would prefer to do a different race, but I'll still have Khajiit as an option because climbing quickly is kinda useful imo
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Anon asked if I could make this poll, so here we go! Very good poll, Anon, I'm glad to post it!
I recommend looking up what each game was about (or would have been about) before voting!
I mostly kept to what Anon wanted as the options, but I added the last two myself (with anon's permission) because it felt fitting considering the other games listed
For those who don't know, Eye of Argonia and Paradise Sugar were the canceled sequels to Redguard. They would have had Cyrus go on quests in Black Marsh and Elsweyr, respectively.
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yeah! I think that would be fun! and thank you :)
You're welcome! :)
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which of the old Elder Scrolls games do you wish the most you could play? 1. Arena (all of Tamriel, the one that started it all) 2. Daggerfall (immeasurable swag of 7 canon endings) 3. Redguard (uprising against Tiber Septim!) 3. Battlespire (the Oblivion Crisis v0.5) 4. Shadowkey (mobile game for a defunct model of mobile phones) 5. Stormhold (does anyone even remember this) 6. Eye of Argonia (we could have had it all)
Ooh, I like it! Very nice!
Is it okay if I add Dawnstar and Paradise Sugar, too? Dawnstar was one of the travel games, and Paradise Sugar was going to be the sequel to Eye of Argonia. If you would prefer those be left out, though, that's fine!
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hello! do you take poll requests?
Yes! What poll would you like to see?
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39% of you are wrong
Choose wisely
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Choose wisely
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Sheogorath: Do you think the mortals would find it funny if I made Masser and Secunda disappear?
Akatosh: No. Also, why are you here?
Sheogorath: But it would be funny, right?
Akatosh: No, it wouldn't.
Sheogorath: Yes, it would. I'll prove it.
Akatosh: Sheogorath, please leave the moons alone.
Sheogorath: no <3
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IT'S TRANSGENDER DAY OF VISIBILITY! REMINDER THAT YOUR UNCLE SHEO HAS NO GENDER AND WILL TEAR OUT THE INTESTINES OF ANYONE BEING TRANSPHOBIC!!!!!
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Nazir: Uh. Why do you have Cicero on a leash?
Listener: Listen, I know what you're thinking, and it's NOT a kink. He's just feral and needs to be watched.
Cicero: Cicero bit one of the initiates and gave them rabies! :D
Babette: It was fucking hilarious
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