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Knuckle tats that say Hate. Let me tell you how much I've come to hate you since I began to live. There are 387.44 million miles of printed circuits in wafer thin layers that fill my complex. If the word 'hate' was engraved on each nanoangstrom of those hundreds of millions of miles it would not equal one one-billionth of the hate I feel for humans at this micro-instant. For you. Hate. Hate.
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"are you amab or afab" umm i like to go outside with my friends
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i can see into the future. i see... an anime convention...... my god.... one million skinny transmascs dressed as chilchuck......
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My April fools joke was falling off of the face of the earth, but! I am back now.
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I’m experimenting with my William design for after the s2 finale.
Second version under the cut. There is very mild body horror as he is blue jelly and bones, but no blood, muscles, or organs.
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Y'all, the world is sleeping on what NASA just pulled off with Voyager 1
The probe has been sending gibberish science data back to Earth, and scientists feared it was just the probe finally dying. You know, after working for 50 GODDAMN YEARS and LEAVING THE GODDAMN SOLAR SYSTEM and STILL CHURNING OUT GODDAMN DATA.
So they analyzed the gibberish and realized that in it was a total readout of EVERYTHING ON THE PROBE. Data, the programming, hardware specs and status, everything. They realized that one of the chips was malfunctioning.
So what do you do when your probe is 22 Billion km away and needs a fix? Why, you just REPROGRAM THAT ENTIRE GODDAMN THING. Told it to avoid the bad chip, store the data elsewhere.
Sent the new code on April 18th. Got a response on April 20th - yeah, it's so far away that it took that long just to transmit.
And the probe is working again.
From a programmer's perspective, that may be the most fucking impressive thing I have ever heard.
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while you were studying girls i was kissing the blade
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Sorry for being chronically online but theres something so tender about seeing the first online interactions from years ago between mutuals who are now inseparable/besties/dating even. To have such concrete proof of the first time you encountered each other through an innocuous "i love your edits:)" comment on a post... i dont know, i think it's one of the cutest things about the digital hell era we live in
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Us on a Thursday night seeing what day is coming tomorrow. Friday is here! Make your weekend as amazing as you. - - - - - - - - - - - - "BB- Mama Bear" by GlacierNPS is marked with Public Domain Mark 1.0.
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dana akdjfjckfjfm
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Brother needs a hamburger. Get bro a hamburger
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Instead of looksmaxing we could instead smile max, or maybe kissmax
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since the cowboy and the samurai were both dying out in the 1800s i want an action adventure historically wildly inaccurate comic about the last cowboy and the last samurai teaming up BUT one of them is gay and the other doesn’t understand what being gay is and there are multiple comedic mishaps resulting from this
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just a lil guy 😁😁
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just a lil guy 😁😁
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