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hard-core-super-star · 7 months

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Ngl, being able to edit things here is cool, other media don't have this option so all you have to do is delete or slowly die every time you remember that mistake🥲

WELL– in that case it would be really fun to see Yelena just being a big softie to reader and end up getting caught by her friends doing so, then everyone would make fun of her or something (it would probably be their last time making fun of something in their lives, poor souls.

I saw that you still have things to write, so no hurry (and good luck with all this-). Also, Your writing is really good so it will be good anyway, but I'm sure you'll get it!

passive-aggressive magic tricks [Y.Belova]

pairing: yelena belova x reader

summary: a fun game night with your friends takes a turn when they realize how much of a soft dork the russian turns into when she's around you.

warnings: none, i think [except peter being verbally attacked every other paragraph lmao]; so much dialogue; a weirdly written game of uno; just...so much chaos; never written for yelena before so feel free to yell at me if she's too ooc in this one

wordcount: 1.2k

a/n: this gif makes me feel things gonna start this off by saying that this is meant to be romantic but you can read it as platonic if you want. i know everyone has an opinion on yelena's sexuality and not everyone will agree with mine and that's okay! [just don't be a jerk about it. i personally think yelena is a demiromantic asexual so do with that what you will] ALSO, this is so chaotic and borderline nonsensical and you can blame 🌟 for making me think about yelena playing uno that one time. ALSO ALSO, thank you for the vote of confidence, lovely anon, this was actually really fun to write and i hope you enjoy <3

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“This sucks,” Kate declares with a pout.

“Don’t be such a crybaby, Kate Bishop.” Yelena’s words only make the archer’s pout deepen which makes the whole situation feel even more ridiculous.

“Yeah, Kate,” you jump in. “You’re the one who started talking shit in the first place.”

An offended gasp escapes her lips at your accusation. “I wasn’t talking shit! I was being honest about my skills.”

This time, Peter cuts in before the blonde gets a chance to make fun of the archer again. “Guys, I thought we decided against Monopoly so we wouldn’t fight.”

“Fighting is Yelena’s love language,” you reply with a shrug.

You pretend not to notice the way the Russian’s lips quirk up into a small smile and instead focus on Kate and her awful decision-making skills. It takes her a few extra seconds and she still manages to choose the most annoying card in her hand.

“It took you two minutes to throw in a plus-four?” Peter questions, clearly doing his best to not sound judgemental.

“Shut up and take the cards, Pete.”

The boy grumbles something you don’t quite catch but Kate is quick to punch him in the arm, earning herself a kick to the shin. Their dynamic is certainly…interesting and you can’t stop yourself from wondering how much of it comes from being two only children attempting to one-up each other.

Yelena leans in toward you, pretending to whisper. “Why are we hanging out with them again?”

The pair clearly overhears her considering both the glare and the pout that gets thrown your way. You merely shrug in response, attempting to shield your cards from her expert gaze. “It’s…entertaining, I guess.”

“You guys are jerks,” Kate says, speaking the thoughts Peter is far too nice to vocalize. (It’s definitely not because he’s terrified of getting on Yelena’s bad side.)

“And you suck at Uno.”

She rolls her eyes at you but decides not to reply. The small moment of silence allows Peter to take his turn and the game continues…until Yelena decides to betray you.

You’re not fully paying attention to the strategies each one of your companions is forming which means you don’t realize it when they decide to team up against you.

You’re only four cards away from winning and the blonde beside you can’t stop herself from sneaking a look at your deck. Kate somehow manages to catch her in the act and the two stare each other down until the archer raises an eyebrow, silently asking to be a part of the Russian’s plan.

A plan that quickly leads to Kate placing down another plus-four card and Peter being thrown one of Yelena’s under the table.

“We can stack, right?” He asks, mainly in an attempt to keep you from noticing what they’re doing.

“Yeah, that’s fine,” you reply with a shrug. “Just don’t be surprised when Yelena pulls out a knife from her boot.”

The joke gets a few chuckles, and a slightly concerned look from the young Avenger.

“Do not worry, Spider-Boy, I promised y/n I wouldn’t threaten you…again.”

“Right…” Peter’s clearly not convinced but he throws in his card anyway.

You turn to face Yelena with a smug smirk. “Sorry, babe, but it looks like I’m on my way to winning this round.”

“You sound like Kate Bishop.” She playfully rolls her eyes at you but the glint in her eyes shows off more amusement than annoyance. “I hope you handle losing better than she does, though.”

“Hey!” You and the archer both voice your protests, albeit for different reasons, as the blonde slams down the last plus-four card needed to ensure you won’t win any time soon.

This time around, she’s the one who looks at you with a smug grin but you’re too busy being dramatic to fully appreciate how good she looks when she’s being competitive. It’s genuinely just a stupid card game and yet you pull out all the tricks you’ve learned over the past few months to get the Russian to melt into the huge softie she is at heart.

“Oh, come on, that was mean.” You pull on your best impression of Kate’s wounded puppy dog look. A look that includes slightly wide eyes and an incredibly deep pout.

A pout Yelena has never been good at resisting. (But only when it comes to you, much to the archer’s dismay)

She, literally and figuratively, keeps her cards close to her chest but you catch the way her free hand twitches slightly, almost as if she’s fighting to keep herself from touching you. It’s strange how affectionate she wants to be with you when she’s always been the first to pull away from a hug, the first one to scoot away when someone sits too close.

Being guarded had always felt like second nature to her until you came along.

Her hand reaches out before she can stop it, landing on your knee and giving it a soft yet reassuring squeeze. It's a subtle reminder that underneath all her sarcasm and the rough edges, she cares about you. A lot more than she ever thought herself capable of.

“It’s just a game, sweetheart.” The words are a mere whisper but somehow the person with the worst attention span you’ve ever seen manages to overhear them.

“Did you just call y/n ‘sweetheart’?” Kate blurts out, clearly far too shocked to worry about her safety. “You actually have feelings?”

“Wait, did she really say that?” Peter’s slightly more cautious but there’s both awe in curiosity shining in his brown eyes.

“I heard her!”

“I think you hit your head too hard on your last mission, Bishop,” you reply, trying to steer the conversation away the second Yelena starts glaring at your friends.

Despite all her other skills, Kate is still awful at reading the room so instead of accepting the safety you’re offering, she decides to be stubborn like always. “Don’t lie to me, y/n, I know what I heard. Yelena’s just a big-”

“A big what?” The blonde cuts in with the most threatening glare she can manage. Which, considering she’s an ex-assassin, is quite effective at shutting the archer up.

“Um…” You can practically see the wheels spinning in the brunette’s head as she tries to come up with something different to say. She clearly fails based on the words that come out. “A big softie..?”

“Oh, Kate,” you sigh. “You’re never going to learn to stop poking the bear, huh?”

“What do you mean?”

Her confusion lasts for about a second before Yelena shoots up from the couch and lunges toward her. The archer gets the message pretty quickly after that, expertly ducking out of the way and taking off running in the direction of the bathroom.

All you can do is laugh and shake your head as the Russian chases after her. “Go easy on her, babe!”

“Yeah, Yelena, listen to your girlfriend!”

“Kate!” You and the Russian yell out at the same time, leading to a fit of giggles belonging to the biggest instigator you've ever met.

"So much for a chill game night," Peter mumbles, placing his cards onto the coffee table. "You're gonna go help Kate out, right?"

You shrug. "I'll think about it."

#yelena belova x reader #yelena belova x female reader #yelena belova x you #yelena belova x y/n #yelena belova fic #yelena belova imagine #yelena belova fanfiction #yelena belova #florence pugh #hawkeye #black widow #kate bishop #peter parker #mcu #mcu fanfiction #marvel #wlw #wlw fic #writing

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i-starcreamed · 1 year

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Ok so it is implied in my mind that any human on the lost light would be zippin around on roller skates. And when on roller skates you can theoretically hold onto the back of a vehicle to ZOOM ( = skitching = skate + hitching.) So THE QUESTION IS silly little headcanons for a human reader skitching w Rodimus / Tailgate / Swerve my beloved / anyone w a vehicular alt mode? Idk I just thought that would be fun :3

new uh, format I think. hopefully, this works. anyways this was really fun and they're a little short bc I struggled writing something different for each one, but I'm very happy with it

[ human!reader

post includes: Rodimus, Tailgate, and Swerve]

MTMTE Rodimus

oh you're gonna have to hang on real tight

when you said zoom, that's exactly what this guy is gonna do

tries to get you to do tricks as you're skitching, did not go well the first time (he skid to a stop you crashed face-first into him)

after that he was a lot more careful and gave you a heads up

He still tries to get you to do tricks though, you both impress the rest of the crew quite often

It quickly became this favorite thing to do after the first time, constantly coming up to you and transforming with a "need a ride?" and happily agreeing when you're the one to ask him.

Probably gets a little jealous when you ask someone that isn't him

Expect a lot of close calls but he would never get you hurt on purpose, Ultra Magnus begs you to wear some kind of protective gear

MTMTE Tailgate

Originally hesitant when you asked him, are you sure you want to go with him? What if you get hurt, he'll never forgive himself??

After plenty of reassurance though, he agreed and found it quite fun

Laughing and giggling as you two travel along the halls together, very cute 10/10

Cue Cyclonus watching you two with intrigue, zooming away with wide smiles on your faces, he too tries to hide a small smile at the scene

something tells me he drives in little circles to be silly

If you get hurt somehow he starts panicking and accidentally transforms back to pick you up and ask if you're okay. The only problem is that he forgets you were still attached and you go shooting up into the air

very normal and civilized skitching buddy but will zoom through the LL if you ask him to

MTMTE Swerve

He desperately wishes you could deliver drinks with him around his bar while skitching, how cool would it be if you two just drove around and handed bots their drinks one after the other?

So excited though, also has a lot of fun as you join him and cruise with him around the ship

He for sure convinces you to be silly around the ship, messing with Magnus or other bots and just as quickly leaving the room unnoticed

I think he also accidentally transforms while you're still holding onto him. You're like, screaming as you hold onto him for dear life and he keeps turning around in circles trying to find you (you swinging around and begging for him to stop moving)

Despite all the silly shenanigans, he still obviously goes out of his way to make sure you're safe and comfortable.

Probably tells you about the latest drama or stories as you're cruising around to keep you entertained, also because Swerve tells you everything

#mtmte rodimus #mtmte swerve #mtmte tailgate #mtmte #mtmte x reader #human reader #headcanons #transformers #lost light #lost light x reader #rodimus x reader #swerve x reader #tailgate x reader #maccadam #transformers x reader #macadam

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jybyls · 4 months

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Tease

Part 1

Warning: Teasing, R is kinda jealous, sexual tension but no smut, R is an actress too, and I think that's it.

Synopsis: Part 2, so you're visiting Jenna on the set of Finestkind, and you wanted to get your revenge after her teasing you but you end up in one damn of a situation

Words: 1k~

Jen <3

You: Loveee ! Do you know what day it is ?

So today I finally get to see Jenna again and I'm terribly excited.

Jen: Hi love, did you sleep well ?

It's sweet she asks if i slept well because she knows I have trouble sleeping even more when I'm not with her. But currently I couldn't give a fuck less about my sleeping schedule.

You: Who gives a shit I FINALLY get to see you today !!

Jen: Oh yes that's right ! Omg I forgot it's already the day !

You: How could you forget ? I'm terribly offended.

Jen: Come on I'm sorry I really can't wait to see ya love ❤️

You: Yeah sure

Jen: Don't be like that

You: Ok ok I'm sorry

I'm really excited to see you tho ❤️

Jen: Me too ❤️

When's your flight ?

You: At 6pm.

Got everything pack already and I'm just gonna clean the house and feed the cats

Jen: Omg bring the cats with you !

You: Lmao I wish I could, but my best friend gonna take care of them while I'm gone

Jen: Really wish you could bring them :(

Miss them

You: More than me ?

Jen: That's a trick question and I won't answer

You: That is not a trick question woman 🤨

Anyway you're gonna pick me up at the airport right ?

Jen: Yes ofc

Need my little princess passenger

You: Tbh that's one of the thing I missed the most

Jen: Being my princess passenger ?

You: Yeah

Jen: You're unbelievable

You: I can't wait to see in your Mabel outfit in real life

Jen: Oooh right I forgot about that

I really bet you can't wait

You: Ok now don't be a teaser

Jen: I didn't do anything !

You: Aren't you suppose to work ?

Jen: Lunch break

You: Right

What scene do you gotta do after you're break ?

Jen: A lovey dovey scene

Oh right so whenever me or Jenna are doing a scene where we're kissing someone else we call those scenes "lovey dovey scenes" to not make the other one jealous. Which never works by the way.

You: Right I forgot that's basically all the movie is about.

Anddd now I'm jealous and she knows it.

Jen: Don't be jealous

We can recreate that scene if you want. It'll be soo much better than the actually scene

Will they make you feel better ?

You: Probably yeah

Jen: Alright. I gotta go my love I love you can't wait to see you ❤️

You: I love you too, work hard. I'll reward you when I'll get there ❤️

Jen: Oh God.

She can't be the only one to tease.

My plan arrived, and I've been looking around for Jenna until I saw a small figure looking around like I was. She turned around, and a smile immediately grew on her face. She ran up to me, hugging my waist tightly. "Hi baby. I've missed you so bad." She said, her face buried in my chest. "I've missed you too, love." My face in her neck holding her for dear life. She pulled away to kiss me softly. That's only when I realised she's still wearing Mabel's outfit. Oh God.

"You're still wearing Mabel's fit." I said while checking her out. "Yeah, you like it ?" She smirked. Fucking tease. "Yeah it looks even better in real life," I look up at her, not looking away from her mesmerising eyes, "you look so good, love." She just smiled at me, taking my hand in her. "Thank you sweetheart," she took some of my baggage and start walking toward her car, "by the way you know I worked real hard today." She made an allusion of our conversation earlier, I like to think that she kept thinking about that all day. "Remebered that huh ? Could you even think of something else all day ?" I teased her, I'm getting my revenge today.

"No I couldn't this is why I worked so hard, I mean, I had to think about something else than you which was really considering the pic that you send me so I think I deserved my reward." She started to ramble as she opened the door for me, I mumbled a small 'thank you' before starting to talk. "Right, you do deserve your reward." I smirked, seeing how hard I affected her.

Jenna is usually the one who has an effect on me and totally controls me, but from time to time, she lets me take control for a moment, so I'm enjoying it. Plus, I know as soon as she asks me to get down on my knees, I will.

On the way to the set of Finestkind, we talked about our day, going back and forth on random topics too. Once there, she made me meet everyone, but she hurried our way to her trailer.

"Remebered what I told you about recreating that lovey dovey scene ?"

"Yeah, I do, but what exactly was the scene ?"

"Let me show you ? You're Charlie, and I'm Mabel, ok love ?"

I only nodded, letting her guide me for now.

Jenna is currently lying on her back while I'm kissing her stomach, begging for her to let me taste her. "Please, pretty please." I'm so desperate for her, but how could I not be? She has been teasing me for the past hour. It goes from pulling my hair away from a kiss to denying me pleasure her. It's driving me crazy and she's loving it, maybe too much.

"What do you want, baby ?" She smirked down at me. "You. Just you, please." I'm turning into a whining mess. She pretended to think for a moment before answering me. "Mmh, I don't know. Why should I ?" She's being cruel. She knows it, a small tear run down my eye. I buried my face in her thigh, holding her like my life depended on it. "Because you worked so hard today, you need to release some stress." She can't deny me for too long she'll eventually give in.

"Okay, then have me, baby." She caressed my hair softly, I looked up at her checking if she was playing with me, but I realised she wasn't and immediately started to get to work.

We're having a long night.

#jenna marie ortega #jenna ortega #jenna ortega x fem!reader #jenna ortega x reader #oneshot #jenna ortega imagine #mabel #finestkind #jybyls' writing

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for-parker · 1 year

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summary You went to Liz' party to have some fun and forget about the stress from school, instead you watch as Peter Parker, whom you've had a crush on since you were partnered on a project once, change into Spider-Man's suit right outside.

tags fem!stark!reader, cute Peter, both r kinda awkward

word count 1583

a/n idk if I love or hate this

Sitting outside of Liz's house wasn't what you had planned when you'd come here, but you also didn't know Peter Parker - aka the one you had a huge crush on - would show up.

Emptying the red cup (which was filled with some soda you'd found, you weren't looking to get drunk tonight) you dust off your jeans, ready to get back inside.

Instead you notice someone on top of the garage next to you, silently talking to themselves. With furrowed eyebrows you step back, only to watch as a certain brown haired boy looked at the mask in his hands. The mask that belonged to the Spider-Man suit he was wearing.

What the fuck.

Either he really was the one stepping in crimes in nearby neighborhoods or he was dressing up, for whatever reason. Upon closer inspection though, the suit looked more and more authentic. Your step on the gravel seemed to alert him because his head shot up and he made direct eye contact with you.

Gulping you step back, "Sorry, I didn't mean to spy on you-" you'd miscalculated the space behind you and in a split second you're falling - right into the pool because of course Liz had a huge swimming pool in her backyard.

"Woah," he says as he shoots a web at your hand, pulling you back onto stable ground. Your breathing is fast and he smiles a little shyly at you. "Uh," it was awkward - he was still crouching there in his suit as you were staring.

"You really can't tell anyone-" he starts with a panicked whisper and a few short glances at the house. Holding your hands up in mock surrender you smile, "I won't, don't worry."

He thanks you and smiles before he's looking back at all of the students partying. Deciding that this was your chance to talk to him, you speak up. "What are you doing out here anyway?"

He sighs, "Ned found out like you did and he accidentally told everyone in gym class I'm friends with Spider-Man. So…" You remembered that, after all you were in his class too.

"And now everyone's waiting for Spider-Man?" You question and he nods miserably. "That's the only reason we were invited. Cuz, you know, no one really likes me." He shrugs.

You did.

"Yeah but is Spider-Man worth a little party trick like that? I mean it's not gonna change anything, they'll probably just say you're lying or something." He considers it for a second before looking at you and taking you in. You wore some tight jeans with black boots as well as a white dress shirt.

You're pretty, he thinks.

"Yeah, you're probably right." He chuckles and presses the spider in the middle of his chest and the suit loosens. He doesn't pay you any mind when he pulls it off. His abs came into view and your jaw drops, that's what he was hiding underneath his cure flannels and polo shirts?

He pulls his normal clothes back on and then looks at you. You quickly pill yourself together and look away with red cheeks. Why'd you constantly have to embarrass yourself like this?

"You can look at me, I don't mind," he admits but his shy demeanor doesn't change. You nod hesitantly. He gives you a once-over, "You seem really familiar." Uh, oh.

So far no one figured out who your father was. When you got into Midtown it was to blend in and separate yourself from your parents' success, so with some deals here and there you weren't connected to Iron Man anymore. He and your mom decided from your birth on that you'd have to decide yourself if you wanted to be known later, so no one apart from the Avengers really knows about your existence.

You loved your dad, but it was hard being liked for who you were when everyone saw him instead.

"You remind me of Mr. Stark," he admits with a shake of his head, apologizing after. "Sorry that must be so weird-"

"No, uh… that's my dad, so…" he pales. "What?" You sigh and look up again, "I didn't wanna have friends solely because of that so we kept my… identity private."

"Makes sense…"

"You wanna get out of here?" You ask with a surge of confidence and he cocks his head. "And go where?"

Ten minutes later you're at Delmar's, sharing a sandwich he insisted on paying for.

-

After that a friendship between you blossoms quickly. You're constantly meeting up, usually at his place (or you went somewhere to eat unhealthy food).

Since you were friends with MJ as well, her, Peter, Ned and you became a small friend group in the following time period of two months. Your father had yet to find out and you were slightly dreading it, because he could read you like a book and it'd only be seconds until he noticed your ever growing feelings for Peter.

It was a late Saturday and Ned and MJ had just left. You were halfway through the third movie when you nearly nodded off, Peter's aunt May coming to turn the TV off, "It's late. (y/n), are you staying the night?" She asks sweetly and you turn to Peter who nods with tired eyes and a shrug of his shoulders, leaving the decision up to you.

"If that's okay with you? I'll just call my dad," she grins and sends a not so secret wink to Peter who groans and pushes you into his room. "Figured you'd wanna call Mr. Stark here and not in front of her." It was cute to you how he always made sure to address your dad so formally.

Taking out your phone you dial his number and wait for him to pick up. He does after only a few seconds. There's loud music coming from him meaning he was still working and he looks at you with furrowed brows. "Where the hell are you?"

"Uhm…" raising an eyebrow he speaks up again, "Five seconds and I know where you are anyway so just tell me now."

Peter is almost as white as a sheet and you giggle, pulling him into frame. "Hi, Mr. Stark." This time it's your dad who pales.

"What the hell? Since when are you spending time with my daughter and why didn't I know about this?" Peter stammers an apology and you just watch with amusement as he gets more and more worked up about it, his voice cracking in between his hurried words.

"I'm really sorry, sir. I swear I'm not doing anything with her or something!" His voice gets adorably high and you decide to intervene. "Can I stay the night?" This earns you another earful but when he's done he sighs, "Can't stop you anyway, can I?"

"Nope," you laugh.

"Parker, if I find out you started something with her you're minus the suit."

With a good night you hang up and fall onto your back from laughing so hard. "It's not funny," Peter whines but you just laugh harder.

"It is! Why are you so scared of him?" He looks at you like you're crazy, "Isn't that obvious? Sometimes I think he hates me," at the ridiculed glare you sent him he pouts, subconsciously or not he looked fucking adorable.

When you're done staring and pick the conversation back up,.asking for something more comfortable to sleep in, he gives you one of his shirts and you barely manage to conceal your excitement. You're awkwardly standing in the doorway, not knowing where you should be sleeping.

"Alright, you can sleep here and I'll take the couch." He suggests and you shake your head, "No, you don't have to-"

"No, but I want to. My bed is way more comfortable than the couch. I'm not letting you get back problems or something."

The argument goes on until May shouts for you two to be quiet and to just share the bed. Both with red cheeks he cleared his throat, "Would you be okay with that?" An awkward nod later and you're laying side by side in the small twin bed.

He seems deep in thought, his forehead wrinkled. The moon shines in through the window, making it easy to see all of him. His nose, his lips and his pretty eyes.

"Okay I have to get this off my chest. I really like you. I know you probably don't like me back but that's okay! Don't worry cuz I can get over this, it's just a stupid crush-" you press your lips onto his, stopping him in the middle of his sentence.

You don't know where the confidence came from, but you were thankful for it when he relaxed into the kiss and gently put one hand on the back of your head.

You part to catch your breath and sit up a little more, steadying yourself with your elbow. He does too, and softly pushes you back onto the soft mattress, hovering over you. "I hope this means you like me back?" He whispers.

"What else would it mean?" With that he leans down again and presses his lips onto yours. Your hands move up into his messy hair, and the blanket slips down a little from where it was draped over the both of you.

When you break the kiss to catch your breath you smile. His cheeks were red and his lips a little puffy.

"You're explaining this to my dad."

"You-"

#tom!peter parker x reader #tom!peter parker #tom!peter x reader #tom holland x reader #tom holland #tom!spiderman #mcu #marvel #spiderman #spiderman homecoming #peter parker x reader #peter parker imagines #peter parker #tony stark #stark!daughter #stark!reader

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danfrik · 5 months

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IT IS I, ONCE AGAIN.

Did'ya miss me? Probably not, anyway.

I'm here with another drawing that I kind of procrastinated to finish until today-

It took me like five hours to finish what I already had started...

But whatever, welcome again to my impulsive (and kind of stupid) little brain, I'm going to talk about this and you will read everything.

⚠️Minor/Major Spoilers Ahead⚠️

First things first.

I want to make clear that, yes, Miles and Phoenix switched bodies just like Aziraphale and Crowley did.

Those marks on Phoenix's face? Let's just say that that one headcanon about holy water tears is a thing here (because I'm a sucker for angst).

I also want to point out some details about the switch thing because... well, I just want to talk about every little detail, let me cook.

• On Good Omens (the TV show, of course), Crowley (as Aziraphale) has an ice cream while Aziraphale (as Crowley) has a popsicle, but here I decided to be special and reverse that because, honestly, I see Phoenix being more of a popsicle guy, and Miles more of an ice cream type of man, don't ask me why.

(Also, I gave Miles a strawberry ice cream with sprinkles and Phoenix a grape popsicle, I'm sure you know why.)

(Because Miles likes pink and Phoenix likes "grape juice", that's why.)

• One of the things that I did to make the switch slightly more obvious is the frown, more specifically Miles' frown, the old "Edgeworth glare™️".

So, no matter how hard Miles is pretending to be Phoenix, we cannot take away his glare. On the other hand, Phoenix is really expressive (even behind those shades, yes), so he'll try to keep it either slightly neutral or keep that rest bitch expression (did I say that right?).

I mean... he is pretending to be Miles, y'know?

• Other thing that I did was change Phoenix's clothes while Miles is pretending to be him.

Gave him a waistcoat and his tie back because, of course, Miles thinks they suit Phoenix just fine (and he is absolutely right) and because he could never dress like a basic bitch, he is a classy bitch after all.

Oh, and I gave Phoenix a little handkerchief, like I said, Miles is a classy bitch... with questionable fashion sense *stares at his jabot*.

And, not gonna lie, Phoenix has no fashion sense, at all, the only reason he slays like he does in his usual outfit, is because he takes Miles' advice every now and then, but if it were for him he would wear crocs with socks (I mean, based, I do that too).

• Oh, I almost forgot about a tiny detail.

Miles also managed to brush Phoenix's little flick of hair, you know that one.

He likes to be presentable, no hair out of place.

• Phoenix didn't change anything of Miles, he is perfect as it is (jabot and all, I guess).

Now that I covered those little details, I can proceed to talk about other things >:)

Actually, is more of the same topic anyway.

The whole switching bodies trick, that is.

Aside from the details about costume and mannerisms, I want to talk about both sides.

How Phoenix will act in heaven and Miles in hell?

I picture it kind of like this:

For Miles side, pretending to be Phoenix is not as difficult as he would've thought, at least for the bantering and body language part.

Quite surprisingly, he does pretty great, the only difficult part might be the facial expressions, but he managed to not catch anyone's attention anyway.

Like in the TV show (Good Omens, I mean), Miles exaggerates little things about Phoenix, like being a bit more dork, maybe even a bit nonchalant or flamboyant, slightly dramatic but not too much.

Now for Phoenix, it is kind of difficult for him to not react at the petty coments and keep a neutral face but he manages, though his eyes speak for him, of course.

He keeps this solemn atitude, even spoke with the same flourishness that Miles tends to speak with, and bows before the Archangels.

Not that he wants to, but he knows that Miles does that out of respect for any higher being.

His body is mostly stiff, not daring to make any sound unless necessary, he only dared to glare when the hellfire came and when they insulted Miles.

Miles, much like Aziraphale, played with the holy water, splashing just enough so it won't reach anyone but also enough so no one would dare to get close to him.

Also joked around and asked for a rubber duck and a towel (and almost dared to ask for some scented candles).

"Y'know? It is quite relaxing being like this, it feels refreshing, a demon could get used to this."

With Phoenix is quite similar as to how Crowley messed a little with the Archangels, but he didn't stay silent.

He took a deep breathe once he was on the fire, did the "breathing fire" trick as well, and made a little joke, as if taunting them for not being able to destroy Miles nor him.

"I've been to hell recently, it was really lovely if you ask me, warm and cozy... you'd like it."

And so, both sides let them go and switch back again.

Leading to a small talk about both sides leaving them alone for a while, the not-apocalypse, the "antichrist" and all that.

Of course, finishing with that date- I mean, dinner at the Ritz, cheering for the world while a nightingale sings not so far away.

Oh, and I want to add a little thing too!

When they stand up from the bench, after switching again, I kind of want Phoenix to make a little joke about his own name, kind of like:

"I'm gonna be honest with you, angel, I really felt like I raised from the ashes back there."

"Must you be so foolish all the time?"

"Aw, c'mon, you think it's funny, I can see you holding back!"

"Nonsense, I would never consider funny that ridiculous and foolish joke of yours..."

[Spoilers: He did]

Anyway, I think that's all, at least for now.

Thanks again if you have read all the way down, if you didn't... well, that's understandable, but thank you anyways!

Hope you have a nice day, stranger!

#ace attorney #miles edgeworth #phoenix wright #wrightworth #crowley #aziraphale #good omens #alternate universe #ineffable husbands #ineffable idiots #art #digital art #sorry for the long text #i just really need to let out my ideas once in a while #i didn't mean to be this obsessed #actually #i kinda did

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tvbbosdarling · 2 months

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ranboo fae cg headcannons:)

Fae!Ranboo Caregiver Hcs

Warnings: None!

Notes: AHH MY FIRST REQUEST :DD And this person is very lovely~ so not alot of little gear in this fic, this time on purpose, but still hope it's enjoyable~ Thank you for your request!! I didn't have too many ideas for Ranboo ^^" Plus my tumblr is being so wonky >:( But I hope you enjoy this my lovely requester!~

- When travelers come by, the village makes sure to give them one rule. Do not enter the forest. They try their best to make a clear path so they don't get lost, The fae live in the forest don't you know? Creatures who will trick you. With pretty eyes and smooth skin followed with tempting words, So tempting you'll ignore the fluttering wings behind them..

- Ranboo knows the village people know this, so to sense someone in his forest confused him to say the least. Even more when he sees how.. Well.. Small you are. He feels a strange urge to pick you up, his mind pulling at him about it. Is it your height that makes you seem so small to him? He thinks there's something more..

- When you come close to his mushroom ring, he appears gently. Sitting on the ground with fluttering wings, and wow are mortals always this small??? "Are you okay? You seem lost.. Do you need help traveler?"

- He may be.. Well, more nervous when it comes to this stuff but he has a job to do. He tries to trick you into giving your name up and when you manage to avoid getting tricked by him, he watches you leave.. And wonders how old you are.

- Then you come back, Ranboo's surprised but hey- it's very lonely in the forest and other faes are only so interesting, but you are something new. Something interesting.. So anyway, you two, similar to my Fae!Wilbur hcs, are bound to start growing close once you keep coming back!!

- Now, Ranboo doesn't mean to baby you. But you are oh so small and he can't help but ask questions. "Have you always been this small?", "You are so tiny- Wait, can I see your hand?" So if you end up slipping because of the comments, then congrats! You now have your very own fae caregiver!!

- Fae!Ranboo as a caregiver is anxious, he's very overprotective and always, always carries bandaids with him. And yes they are Disney princess themed. But after a bit of him taking care of you, he'll start to relax but he still carries the bandaids with him!! Just incase.

- Ranboo actually makes his own nail polish out of berries and some other ingredients!!! (fae magic probably) so he's only too happy to let you paint his nails, or paint in general!! If you wanna get crafty, he will make you some paints and let you paint on pieces of wood.. Although he does triple check to make sure the wood is splinter proof, woo fae magic!!

- Ranboo loves to cradle you, sometimes he'll sneak up behind you and just pick you up, spinning you all around as he laughs. He loves to tease you, especially if you giggle with him. "Hmmm??? Why are you giggling- Okay. Well if you're gonna giggle, then you need to know about another fae custom.. Once fae hear an adorable baby laugh then the tickle monster comes out! What do you mean I'm lying? Fae can't lie silly~ so It's true-"

- Fae naturally attract animals, but Ranboo naturally attracts cats. So sometimes when you two are playing a cat will sneak up, rubbing themself against Ranboo and you.. There's one particular cat Ranboo named 'Garfield', that tends to supervise you if Ranboo has to look away to grab more berries. He's basically Ranboo's spy-

- The cats adore you. The cats especially adore when you are smaller because they love to lay on your lap and purr while you and Ranboo are cuddling, the purring is very calming and they lick you very gently- Also if you ever cry when your smaller, The cats will come running and will lick you to try and soothe you.

- Ranboo tends to call you his 'flower', or 'honey'. "Ah, What did you find flower?.. Ohh it's a very adorable ladybug!" "Honeyy~ Its sleepy time~ Are you running- honey we can't- stop giggling! Alright fine. Then the big mean papa is gonna come get you~"

- While Ranboo doesn't have a very good memory, he does remember everything you tell him. About your stuffies, about your favorite color, your favorite food- Its actually weirdly incredible how he remembers all of it. It's written all in his book, or your book. He made you a book that is customized for you !! You get to color in it, put fun facts in it.. It also has the more basic things, some rules and things!

- Ranboo loves to make silly voices for stuff animals, and he will randomly make the most dramatic stories for them?? Which also means he'll do finger puppets for you. "How dare you Garfield! You ate the lasagna.. When you said Mickey ate it!.. I am betrayed. Devastated.." "that's so strange, because while I ate the lasagna.. I know you ate the brownies!" *insert gasp*

- Ranboo is definitely more of a dad caregiver, which means he happily accepts all titles. Daddy, Dada, Bubba, Papa, Boo. He's happy with all of them and his smile gets brighter when ever you refer to him with your title of choice!!

- Ranboo tries to be educational, I mean small brains need to learn right? But sometimes you look so adorable and he doesn't have the heart to tell you if you get something wrong. "Mhmm, and what color is this?.." if it's blue and you say it's purple, Ranboo will simply nod and agree with you. "G-Good job honey!-"

- Nap time is definitely his favorite time though, he loves to cuddle. He especially loves being able to wrap his arms around you as you two look at the sky, he will rub your hands in a gentle massage as he hums. He isn't much of a singer, but if you want a bedtime story- he can definitely do that. "Hm? A story? Sure, let's see.."

"There once was a papa kitty and a baby kitty, the papa kitty loved the baby kitty very much.."

#age regression #dsmp #dsmp × reader #dream smp × reader #Ranboo × reader #dsmp agere #dream smp agere #agere caregiver #sfw agere #caregiver!ranboo #Cg!ranboo

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kingofthering · 3 months

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thinking about your beautiful rosquez fake dating au.... is it a public thing? like are they the motogp royal couple here (INSANE time to be in the paddock lol. and oh GOD the breakup) or is it strictly a performance for their friends/family? (also insane for marc specifically. that man cannot lie to alex ever change my mind) like i cant stop thinking about it...

I was thinking performance for their friends and family but with a couple of things to consider [because I never make my life easy, do I]:

my considerations of this kind of depends of the span of the fic and how long they are pretending before going into the actually dating phase [I think Valentino probably freaks out (mostly because of what Marc said) after that first time they sleep together and then putting it short : he ghosts Marc, Marc confronts him and they start hooking up regularly and then there is another big family thing (maybe Christmas if the fic started in the summer) and Valentino forgot he was supposed to fake break up with Marc at some point and anyway, they figure their shit out, the end] [divorce still happens in 2015, see you in 2024 for the reconciliation]

but in the grand scheme of things, they're only doing this to trick Valentino's mom (and like, all the aunts and uncles and everyone that gets involved after the dinner and the baby shower) (oops, things are getting out of hand, it's fine Valentino, it's fine) so that's the only thing they both have in mind when dealing with the secret

now, who was present at the ranch that summer to hear about this? probably the Academy kids that were all in either Moto2 or Moto3 at the time — do they really have to interact with Valentino's family and eventually lie to them? eh, I'd say it's a possibility, and does Valentino trust those teenagers to lie for him? absolutely not, does he trust them to keep their mouth shut about his relationship with Marc if he sat them down and told them it was important? yes, much more (and like, who would believe them in the paddock anyway, him and Marc together? please)

I think Luca can be the big joker/question mark here, on the one hand Valentino would feel shitty making Luca lie to his mom but on the other end Valentino feels shitty lying to Luca, so, 50/50 on that one for now

which means, that in my mind, Marc doesn't even have to bother about his side of the family, I fully agree with you that that man cannot lie to his brother and honestly, he would probably already spill the bean when his stay at the ranch gets extended and Marc asks him why on the phone

technically, could Valentino's mom talk to Marc's parents and fuck things up? I suppose, if I want to make my life annoying, that it could be a possibility, but I don't think Valentino's mom was in the paddock often so I'm just gonna eliminate that issue for this one universe [and like, could she have their number? also yes maybe in a universe that would be annoying to me]

in the grand scheme of things, Marc is agreeing to this 10% to help Valentino and 90% for personal selfish reasons and because in theory, this doesn't have any real flaw/annoyance for him, right? — do I think that he would have felt comfortable lying to his parents? absolutely not, I do think that would be quite interesting to explore in fic but again, making my life easy here [the whole "Valentino can put on a performance act while Marc is an open book to people who know him" of it all]

Now, to come back to that first option, the first thing that came to mind was a forced to come out scenario, especially if it happens because of leaked photos of them hooking up when having hate sex in say, 2016. Way angstier in the beginning but then it's indeed "what an insane time to be in the paddock" in a good way after they've fixed things.

[admittedly I don't always see how going the "yes we're gay but we're in love" way is better PR management than "our private lives should have never been hindered, that's all we have to stay about the matter" but, you know, fic purposes]

I think it could actually bring quite a different aspect to their dynamic in that scenario because if this is 2016, Valentino is 37 (9 titles and could technically retire with a long well-done career) and Marc is 23 (4 titles, still an immense way to go in his career and so much potential to explore).

Of course the whole thing affects Valentino but he honestly believes he can survive that whatever way and ignore the bad people and focus on keeping the same life, he'll be fine. Marc will say that he's not affected by what people say about him (and only on track things matter) but I don't think it's that easy, especially back then, especially after all the backlash he got post-Sepang, and when he puts his own 2015 anger aside, I think Valentino can recognize that as well.

It's Valentino looking at Marc seating next to him in the Yamaha/Honda (whichever) motorhome, watching the way Marc's knee keep bouncing at lightning speed, the lines of his face harsh, his eyes pointed on a far point on the wall. It's Valentino shutting his brain down and going "Yes, we'll do that, where do we start".

#rpf #4693 #marc marquez #valentino rossi #fake dating rosquez #oops I created a second AU at the same time my bad.................#this is a very simplified version of things #(as we've seen way too recently with fabio's insta post there is still a long way too go with homophobia and motoGP)#(but as it always is : beauty of fits universes etc etc)#thank you for the ask sorry for the way too long answer #I go into details way too much sometimes #forced coming out au

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attleboy · 2 months

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Idk if they had ask you this question before, but, why do you prefer on drawing more usually with red then black or blue? (Just wanted to make a question and is the first thing it comes to my mind)

i think it's a habit i picked up from all the ms paint speedpaints i watched and ms paint art i did as a kid... there's only one layer, and you used it for art too you're probably aware of the trick of sketching in one color, lining over it with black, then erasing your sketch lines by coloring them white... people could use any color for this, but i think a lot of the ones i watched used red so i just copied that :P

then it stuck around all these years because...

red/pink is one of my favorite colors (yellow is #1 but it doesn't show up well :()

it's easy to be get consistent hues because in my main art program, red is at the beginning and end of my color selection bar so i can get a consistent hue just by dragging all the way up or down (pic for reference)

3. and admittedly i am aware of "branding" and i know consistency makes me more recognizable and memorable sooo i might as well stick to it if i'm gonna do it most of the time anyway!! :)

#ask response

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annymation · 4 months

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It's been awhile since I've done an ask in tumbler but it's time for me to slowly get out from my shy box. Anyways, these are questions for Aster:

1. How easy is it to earn his trust?

2. How easy is it to earn his mistrust?

3. Would he prefer a lie over an unpleasant truth?

4. What memory does he revisit often?

5. How easy is it for him to ignore flaws in other people?

6. How sensitive is he to his own flaws?

7. How hard is it for him to shake a sense of guilt?

I hope these aren't too much to ask, i'm really really curious about Aster as a character 😅

1. That’s a tricky question because it really depends on the person he’s interacting with, since he can see people’s star’s, that is, their deepest desires and essentially their soul. So for example, he took one look at Magnifico’s star, that was actually a black hole, and now he doesn’t trust Magnifico’s at all, sure he might get tricked by the guy but he would never trust him. However, even people with good in their heart can do bad things, but Aster kinda blindly trusts people that have bright stars. So I’d say: if you’re anyone other than King Magnifico and Queen Amable, then yes it’s very easy to earn his trust.

2. Okay, let’s say you’re someone with a good heart and you did something bad to Aster… They’ll most likely still trust you later if you apologize. Aster sees the best in people and believes everyone can do better, so I’d say you’d have to screw up REEEEEAALLY badly to earn his mistrust, it’s very difficult.

3. Hmm that’s interesting 🤔 I’d say he’d prefer an unpleasant truth, although he omitted the truth about him knowing Asha her whole life for most of the story, Aster hates lies, that’s actually something I was gonna implement in the story as “A star thing” like, Aster would mention all stars hate lying, as a reference to how the Blue Fairy made Pinocchio’s nose grow every time he lied. And that’s also why he hates the king and queen so much, they always lie. Also, no matter how unpleasant a truth may be, he’d probably find the bright side in it.

4. His memories are mostly from watching people bellow, and mostly watching Asha. I’d say his favorite memory is seeing Asha reading story books with her grandfather, she did it often, but he loved listening to the fairytales.

5. Really easy.

6. I’d say he’s sensitive about them, but not too much, as in, they manage to work through them, but when the insecurities hit they REALLY HIT.

7. Aster hasn’t shown it that much but he still feels guilty about how that plan he had about singing at the plaza (chapter 9, which btw you guys should revisit, I updated the song they play, now there’s ACTUALLY a song and not just me describing it) so yeah he feels guilty that the plan kinda backfired, and he also feels guilty for not realizing Asha got captured right behind his back, those guilts are still in him, but he doesn’t let it show since he internalizes it all a lot, I was gonna make him show that guilt more in chapter 12 but then I realized that was too much of a downer and would make it feel like Aster was making himself more of the victim than Asha, when they both equally went through a lot. So I decided to keep those feelings of guilt more subtle and implicit.

#wish rewrite #wish reimagined #kingdom of wishes #wish star boy

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amethystfairy1 · 5 months

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You like worldbuildy questions? I have worldbuildy questions! TTSBC Glamour Edition!

We know that hybrids and mutants (all the ones that we’ve met, at least) have glamour, that it’s a genetic dice roll that’s somewhat affected by species, and that some species (butterfly hybrids, voidwalkers) rely on it pretty hard. We also know that glamour is almost unheard of on the surface - even their labs don’t know it exists, if Zed is to be believed

But, do humans have any latent potential for glamour? Or are they the only species with no ability for it whatsoever? Could one of our humans learn to use glamour now that they have contact with undergrounders who could teach them?

Actually, followup question - how does one learn to use glamour? Is it an instinctive skill that they figure out, like walking, or is it something that their brains are primed for but needs refining, like language? Is it something that needs to be learned from a young age to develop correctly, or could someone learn to use/control it later in life and be perfectly fine?

We know some species are supposed to be especially good at glamour. Are there any species known to be particularly bad at it?

Also, is it possible for a non-human individual to be born without any glamour at all, or does everyone have at least a little? What can the average person do with glamour, and what do they use it for?

(I was thinking about Everything and More and suddenly got the thought of “the only way Tango’s self esteem could get worse is if his human bf is somehow better at glamour than he is”. And then I started wondering if that was even possible, and then I had questions, and here we are. Sorry not sorry lol, thanks for taking the time to read all this)

I ADORE WORLDBUILDY QUESTIONS! GIVE ME ALL THE WORLDBUILDY QUESTIONS! GIVE ME AN EXCUSE TO RAMBLE ABOUT ALL THE DETAILS KNOCKING AROUND INSIDE MY BRAIN!

Ok ok ok ok ok...

Answer number 1: No. Humans do not have any potential for glamor. We could possible play with the idea of someone who has mixed human/under-city ancestry having a capability for glamor in the future but...honestly, I doubt I will. I like the idea of keeping it to the under-city.

And yeah, as far as Zed and most of the over-city community is concerned, glamor doesn't exist, it's not a thing. That's why Zed is so confused/fascinated by it because to him it's basically magic. Which, to be fair to my dearest Zeddie, it kinda is but like...also not. Anyway.

Glamor is an instinctive skill, yes! Like walking and breathing!

I like to think of it kinda like athleticism in a way...if you take a group of relatively able/healthy people and tell them to run a sprint, they all could do that, right?

But then let's say one of them is an Olympic track athlete, another ran track in college, another works out on the weekends, and another hasn't run since they were forced to do so in gym class back in high school...would we be expecting all of them to run the same speed?

Absolutely not.

So yeah...if you train and practice and work on it, you can learn to do neat tricks with your glamor and possibly get more skilled/stronger, but there's also always just the ceiling of your own natural ability with it. Just like someone who is taller is gonna have a better chance while playing basketball...I dunno, I'm struggling to come up with a better metaphor than that, but that's what I've got for now.

If you're from the under-city, you'll be born with a certain aptitude for glamor, and while you could improve it somewhat by practicing and working hard, there's always gonna be a ceiling you won't be able to break through.

Tango is one example of that ceiling just being unfortunately very very low. There are some species that are known to be particularly bad with glamor, yes! A few we've met? Creeper and zombie mutants! Doc and Cleo, both of them already probably weren't great with glamor, and the augmentations definitely didn't help, since, as we've learned, glamor can't pass through inorganic material.

Everyone has at least a little glamor! No one is ever born entirely without it! A good example of someone with an average skill set with glamor would be Jimmy! He can fire little bullets. and use it to conceal himself or parts of himself! He can also manage to conceal others, like he did with Scott, but only for very brief amounts of time, and only if he maintains physical contact with them the entire time. And that's exactly what he uses it for!

Also, glamor is oftentimes used as a signal/code into doors or locks, because while glamor can't pass through inorganic material, it can make impacts against it. Like a bouncy ball. So like when Jimmy uses glamor to unlock the door to the rail cart station, or Tango mentions he can barely manage to unlock the doors at the labs because his glamor is so weak, stuff like that is day-to-day use. From there it's more species-specific, or even job-specific, what you might use glamor for. Some people use it for their careers, like we've learned about Shelby the witch! Others need it for mobility, like Joel used to before he tore his wing...and others need it even just to breathe, like Xisuma. There's a whole bunch of other little tiny things it might be useful for, but I think those are the biggest ones.

No no no, we're not tanking Tango's self-esteem any further by making Zed the magical glamor-using human 😆 poor sweet little Tango has already suffered enough, and he's got so many more issues to sort out than just the self-esteem with glamor stuff, so I hope you'll look forward to that!

I was more than happy to read it! I did a little happy dance when I saw such a detailed and exciting ask! I promise, I absolutely love the excuse to go off on tangents like this about my AUs, all you gotta do is point me in a direction and I'll write posts like this no problem! 💖

Thank you for all your lovely thoughts!

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Do you have any hc’s on how jay would take care of lizzy/trinity or how all of them would take care of her together??

Ok so sorry this took me so long to answer but I really had to do something I'm not good at and think about this. Like a lot and then I kept forgetting and scrolling through tiktok.

So anyway my headcanon is that when Jonathan introduced his boyfriend to her she was super upset at first because not only is he a new guy and sometimes kids are super weary of people and you need to earn their trust but because she thought Damian and Jonathan were together.

I think she sees them more like her uncles and mentors. But when Jay was introduced she tried to be polite cause thats what her mom taught her but she tries to keep her distance.

Jay brings her snacks and small gifts and as much as she appreciates them she can't get over the fact that the uncles she wanted aren't together. But instead of staying upset for long she decides to make a plan.

Yes that's right I think she would try and parent trap them together. Because it's not fair that her uncle Damian is single and in all reality she thinks they are probably the only two that could handle him.

I mean she is still disappointed it not just Damian and Jonathan but she's ok with Jay because he let her paint his face and nails and brought her chocolate.

So using all the tricks she knows she tries to give them the run of their lifetime. Putting them in silly situations were either two or three of them have to find her or she is using her skills as a detective (learned from Damian and from her distant grandpa Bruce) asks them questions that embarrasses them.

Until they finally sit her down and talk to her why she's been acting so weird. She finally breaks down and tells them it's not fair that they aren't all together. They shush her and finally tell her they've been dating for months they just didn't want to tell her yet.

Turns out in the middle of her parent trapping them and in their own free time they figured themselves out and stopped being dumb (for once). Being the kid she is she's relieved she doesn't have to try and be sneaky bit at the same time she is upset that they didn't tell her sooner. All while this is going on Diana of course is even more relieved so she doesn't have to hear trinity pin point her entire plan and when it doesn't work or go right come home and talk about it for hours.

I think they all definitely teach her different skills and techniques she would need and all help out with taking her to the park or zoo and treating her out. Though her favorite times are when they all are together.

Well enjoy my brain rot. I'm gonna go dougie and drink my 3rd cup of coffee <3

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lousirs · 8 months

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Hi!

I got another question: what classes do you think dolls had at institute?

Like we know that they were taught about how to avoid messes and etiquette classes I guess. But do you think they had more of them? I headcanon that they were also taught how to clean themselves and get rid of the stains because they were probably marketed as very high quality dolls (because they were able to be in good looking for longer).

Unrelated but I love concept art too, especially of Uglyville and Institute because they are so interesting, and different from one another.

hello again :D

(yessss i love the difference between the geometrically-shaped institute and the organically-shaped uglyville... and some of their scrapped concepts are intriguing)(cough COUGH Victoria)

ANYWAY

i'm guessing they'd have to learn every single thing a doll does, as well as the pros and cons of it (dangers and such). so... learning to create the perfect outfit for dress up, learning how to act out different roles for roleplay, learning how to care for your child if they are sick/feeling sad, learning to love your child although they are not as perfect as you, learning how to get along with other toys (if the kid has more)... etcetc but to a disgustingly thorough degree.

you having a tea party with your kid, prettydoll? WELL YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO LEARN WHAT SPECIFIC ANGLE YOU NEED TO HOLD YOUR TEA CUP AND KNOW WHAT KIND OF IMAGINARY TEA TYPE YOU ARE DRINKING.

you roleplaying with your kid, prettydoll? WELL YOU BETTER BE THE BEST DAMN ACTOR THIS INSTITUTE HAS EVER SEEN. YOU GOTTA BE SO REALISTIC THAT THE CHILD FEELS LIKE THEY ARE WATCHING A GRADE-A HOLLYWOOD FILM.

all jokes aside, i think they'd learn how to correct themselves too. for example, if a child were to play with a doll's hair, putting bows and hairclips all over, the doll would make the hairstyle more 'perfect' whilst the child is not looking. and yeah, as you said, they probably would also know how to clean themselves. perhaps not from deep stains like coffee, but if there's a little dirt on their uniform, they'd clean it up. cause no doll wants to end up in the washer.

here's a crappy doodle to illustrate my point about the hair thingy:

(the same thing would apply if the kid put the doll in a haphazardly made dress they sewed together)(the doll would make it look designer)

but i think, after a while, the doll won't be as scared to get a little mucky. cause they begin to forget the endless training (and probable stress) they went through and instead just enjoy their time with their kid.

i think most of the prettydolls post-uglydoll infiltration would probably not care about the stuff they learned at the institute, but older batches would still have all the little tricks they learnt still in mind.

#uglydolls #ask #i feel like lou takes amusement from excessively teaching the dolls. his only source of amusement in doll purgatory #not art #doodle

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undertale-writing-times · 5 months

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horror, swap, classic, and fell sans's and papyrus's having an s/o who looks simular to this?

Sure! I hope you like it :)

thank you for sending it.

Axe: He likes your hair :) he finds it fun to bounce it and really likes how soft your thighs look/are. If you can do magic, he is a little uncomfortable just because humans with magic aren't very good to monsters in the past… he ignores those thoughts the best that he could. Expect him to sometimes steal your hat to mess with you.

Noodle: They think you're so cute and soft. They want to protect you from everything that could hurt you, even though you could probably take care of yourself. Expect them to lean against you often whenever they don't want to use their cane. They're probably heavy, but hey, I'm sure you could handle it.

Blueberry: He likes how pink you are! He thinks it's a really pretty color. You're pink and he's blue! It works perfectly. He hopes that you'd be able to keep up with him… he moves around a lot. He likes your hair and the hat that you always wear! :D I think he would want to know about your magic and what you can do (and he's the type to complain about your outfit, but only because he worries you'd get too cold.)

Stretch: Let him play with your hair, and it would make him pretty happy. Expect him to make a lot of little dumb jokes and puns... he would probably try to steal your hat and hold it up out of your reach, just because he likes your reactions.

Sans: Expect a lot of pink jokes. He enjoys how curly your hair is, and asks a lot of questions about how you take care of it. If you do magic and potions, expect him to also ask questions about that(and make puns) because he's curious how it works for humans. Humans with magic is a very rare thing, nowadays.

Papyrus: He has many questions! Can you do magic? Or are you just dressed like that? He loves it! He thinks that you look so nice and cool! If you can do magic, show him some tricks! It would make him very happy. There are a lot of things he wants to see and he might come up with fake human things because he thinks it's real. He's a bit of a dummy.

Red: He's gonna squeeze your thighs, and no, I won't explain more than that(he likes how squishy they are) the idea of magic and stuff like that confuses him… more than he would like to admit. He thought magic in humans died out over the years! It was something that he was hoping for. Ugh. Anyway, yeah, expect him to be way overprotective of you.

#Undertale #Underswap #Horrortale #Underfell

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relatableblorbopoll · 5 months

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Round 1 of preliminaries, group 3

The first two places get a place on the bracket

Little reminder: there will be 2 more rounds of preliminaries, the losing blorbos of this poll still have 2 chances of getting in the official bracket

Propaganda under the cut

Conner Bailey (The Land of Stories)

"He falls asleep in class and never hands in his work and gets bad grades but has lots of friends and a big imagination. Likes to write fantasy and science fiction (and maybe other genres as well), and bases a lot of his stories on his own adventures with his sister."

Lucy Honeychurch (A Room With A View)

"trapped in a relationship they feel obligated to maintain ? meanwhile meeting this weirdo who makes question marks out of his dinner and stuff? yeah this was so me and one point and literally helped me break up with my shitty ex. i love lucy honeychurch so much, she just wants to play dumb games with her brother and not be suffocated and live"

Greg Heffley (Diary of a Wimpy Kid)

"Let's be honest, most of us in middle school were a whiny self-centric bitches, and he's a prefect example of this. He will make snarky comments and wonder why a small child cired becuase of them, find his older brother annoying, be disgusted by his younger sib, make mean jokes towards his closest friend and just KNOW that one day he'll be rich and do nothing"

Gideon Nav (The Locked Tomb)

"She's a cocky butch lesbian who can't pull, and I would bet real money she's adhd. Incredibly unreliable narrator, partially because she tunes out of anything uninteresting to her (like the plot), partially because she's not on speaking terms with her own feelings. Deep down she's angry, and lonely, and convinced she's not good enough, and she's terrified to look it all in the eye. She'll keep all her feelings right here and then someday she'll die joking about it."

Akaashi Keiji (Haikyuu!!)

"Outwardly chill 99% of the time but a serial overthinker. Once screamed into his hands when stressed and acted like nothing was wrong right after (see: Image link)."

Burgerpants (Undertale)

"My propaganda is his game dialogue: - "(WHY IS THIS PERSON TRYING TO SELL ME SOMETHING THIS IS A HAMBURGER RESTAURANT I'M JUST TRYING TO SURVIVE)" - "What? Why do you keep trying to talk to me? I'll get in trouble if I get chummy with the customers. Sorry. ... SO, I wanted to be an ACTOR-." - "You've still got time. Don't live like me. I'm 19 years old and I've already wasted my entire life." - "Listen. I like you, little buddy. So I'm gonna save you a lot of trouble. Never interact with attractive people." - "Future? WHAT future? Nothing down here EVER changes. I'll probably be trapped at this stupid job forever. - "Ah... my boss. I love that guy. And by that I mean I hate him so, so much." - "Here's a trick, little buddy: Lie to yourself all the time. It makes you feel better." - "Even if it was just working this awful job... I think I did something! I don't know if it's true, but I'll believe it anyway!" - "Huh? Everyone else is DEAD? ... Does that mean I don't have to work today? God. That it were true, little weirdo. That it were true." - "I can't go to hell. I'm all out of vacation days." "

#tumblr polls #tumblr tournament #character bracket #character tournament #preliminaries #conner bailey #the land of stories #lucy honeychurch #a room with a view #greg heffley #diary of a wimpy kid #gideon nav #the locked tomb #akaashi keiji #haikyuu #burgerpants #undertale

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friedwizardwhispers · 9 months

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The Red eye mystery

Well we have answers to some of our questions at least.

Here is what we know so far.

We know for sure who Red Eye is. Li Tianchen could still be just the possessed one but that's less likely and that makes things a bit less confusing. We know that Qian Jin made them disappear and probably took care of them (probably) and he really hates people who betrays him. We also know that Li Tianchen wants to kill Lu Guang really badly but can't.

We have confirmation that both he and Qian Jin want to change the past (for obvious reasons) .

We know that Li Tianxi is not with them and they are looking for her.

We know Li Tianchen dressed as his sister to trick them and to make the police do the work of actually finding her for him.

We also know that Li Tianchen's power doesn't work through photo

From that we can probably infer several things:

Li Tianxi probably didn't agree with the things they were doing and probably ran away, she was probably the one who gave them the picture to go back in time. "Save my good brother" written in childish letters was probably hers and she is also probably the one who has Liu Min's phone, right ?

Considering the thing about betrayal, we can assume someone (Li Tianxi ?) seems to have betrayed them ? I'm guessing they considers leaving a betrayal (well Qian Jin does, Li Tianchen didn't really answer, I'm gonna assume he doesn't actually want his sister dead).

Here what we still don't know:

We don't know who killed theirs mother and how Li Tianchen's childhood friend with no face is related to all of it (except that he and CXS!Li Tianxi inspired Li Tianchen to act on the day of the murders).

We don't know what was the interactions between him and Qian Jin right after the murders and what convinced both of them to work together.

We don't really know how his power works actually, We thought it was pictures but it seems to be touch ? maybe ? but how did he manage to possess Emma ?

We don't know why Qian Jin seems to be so resentful of the police and just is okay with killing them and framing them for things they didn't do.

We also don't know if he is the only one with power in the family.

Here are some random theories:

The unknown kid is probably hat guy who is probably also Liu Min's younger brother (which... that checks out, siblings seems to be a major theme of the season). Maybe he is the one who has powers through photos like Cheng Xiaoshi. Maybe theirs power combined allowed Li Tianchen to possess Emma through photos/the cameras on the bridge.

I rewatched episode 6 and we know at some point the mother seems to be posessed but what was interesting was when she finally defends herself, she kicks that fucker in the ankle, it felt to me like a Cheng Xiaoshi move so I'm guessing we are getting back there, I think with him at some point defending himself.

Maybe the reason why Qian Jin is so cavalier about killing his ex-colleagues/friends to himself:is this " it doesn't matter if we kill them now, everything will be changed back anyway and they will be alive again".

That or he thinks they betrayed him because we are missing a peace of the puzzle in his wife's investigation. it feels like we don't know a lot about it.

In conclusion:

This episode just gave us so much more questions but I do think we have a clearer image of team red eye (even if we are probably still missing one player, looking at you, Hat guy but considering the promo of next week,we'll have more answers there 👀).

We have a confirmed motive and the confusion as to who was red eye is somewhat taken away.

#link click #time agents #shiguang daili ren #shi guang dai li ren #cheng xiaoshi #lu guang #li tianxi #li tianchen #qian jin

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just-a-whumping-racoon-with-wifi · 8 months

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Um, excuse me, Mr. Mason, sir? You train pets, right? I don’t mean to bother you at all, I don’t even have a pet, but I was wondering something.

Uh, hypothetically, if an owner were to tell their pet to use social media even though the pet knows it probably shouldn’t, what should the pet do? Because I don’t- I mean, the pet doesn’t want to be bad. Their owner is telling them to use social media without supervision and even encouraging them to make friends there, and they did! (hypothetically) But they can’t shake the feeling that they’re doing something really bad. But they shouldn’t think for themselves either, only humans should do the deciding.

So yeah. Um. Please respond soon? I really want to know your opinion on this totally fake situation. Please.

- @oh-golly-ollie

Mason looks at the message for a little bit, trying to decide whether or not it’s a trick.

(Technically Mason wouldn’t believe a pet could have sent this in because he doesn’t believe they could learn to read and write. But that’s not the spirit of the question and the spirit of the question is the fun part!)

He makes a video response set in his office.

"Hey there, Ollie? I took a look at you blog and looks like your name is Ollie." He's talking very softly, fully aware that he is talking to a pet. "Yes, pets always should do what their master tells them to. And I know it can be hard sometimes to do what they want. But Pet's don't decide big things like that, they don't have to. That's why the Masters are there."

He look slightly annoyed for a moment. "Because some Master ask things of their pets that are too much and just fucking cruel to make them do because they're not gonna understand and you're just causing them more pain and confusion. Ugh."

"Anyway Ollie, I'm sure it would be hard for that pet, but they are being a very very good boy doing what their owner says to do, even when it's confusing and hard."

#ask mason #pet whump #mason is not happy with Ollie's owner for making him do that #however he's very happy with Ollie for doing it AND knowing his place so well!!#what an obedient little pet his master doesn't deserve him #:)#oh-golly-ollie

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