The glory of the batfamily is not that they fit into a neat little box of family dynamics, it's that their family is messy. It's because Damian thinks of both Dick and Bruce as his dad, and Tim is technically emancipated but still buys Bruce a card on fathers day. They all chip in together to buy something for Alfred on fathers day too because he's a butler but he's part of their family.

Jason is both their brother, and the uncle with a criminal record in the same breath. Kate is a wine aunt but also a mom for some of the kids. Steph is their neighbor friend but also sometimes their sister.

They'll try to kill each other, they try to hurt each other, but at the end of the day they're down to get something from batburger. They're vigilantes in one of the worst cities in America, they are not a perfect family but that's the joy of it

idk sillies

mom is reading her son a story (´｡• ω •｡`)♡

currently thinking about dad mihawk au where mihawk zoro n perona go to disneyland with the rest of the cross guild. mihawk helped perona cosplay as a disney princess (most likely jasmine or pocahontas bcs cute animal companions) and bcs she was cosplaying, zoro was forced to cosplay as a disney prince (maybe li shang bcs swords). buggy, being the flashy king he is, also goes with a costume and persuaded mihawk + crocodile to do the same. basically, both cross guild and zoro & perona went in costumes and met shanks in disneyland... who laughed at mihawk but was also wearing a costume as a request from luffy + uta.

honestly i can also see zoro wanting to cosplay mulan as a reference towards the idea that gender doesn't matter when it comes to strength [i love him so much].

costumes:

- perona: jasmine/pocahontas

- zoro: li shang/mulan

- mihawk: aladdin (first thing perona said when she saw aladdin was "he dresses the same as you")

- buggy: the genie (silly man)

- crocodile: captain hook (was not impressed and almost killed buggy on the spot)

- uta: ariel

- shanks + luffy: timon & pumba (luffy absolutely loves lion king)

🏌️‍♂️ boys

don't look at me I can't stop thinking about atreus helping mimir upkeep his appearance and braiding his beard for him

if i had a nickel for every au spawned from twitter that i SWORE i was going to be normal about

Them <3

the three lads! :]

I've seen a lot of people writing Danny as a space ancient and Dan and Dani as ghosts with moon and sun cores, being sort of parts, versions of Danny and therefore weaker. Now, consider: Dan and Dani are both powerful ghosts with really cool cores and stuff but Danny is just some guy™

Dan, who came from an alternate timeline and is kind of from the future but also not, is Clockwork's apprentice and will eventually become an ancient of time. He probably only agreed to have some lessons with Clockwork to understand better what happened to him, but he enjoys his apprenticeship now.

Dani, with her love of travelling, loves seeing all the different places the world offers to her, and that includes space and different planets and maybe even parallel universes, and she accidentally ends up being an apprentice of the space ancient. For now she's probably a baby ancient of freedom or something like that, but she might become an ancient of space in the future.

We can also have something like Dan having a core of destruction or Dani being the Speed Force if you want it to be dcxdp, or any headcanon of yours about their cool powers.

And then there's Danny. And yeah, everyone knows that he's super powerful, but also he's just some guy.

It can go different routes. Does everyone know that Danny is just Danny? Or do they think that with siblings (well, technically a clone and an alternate version, but whatever) so powerful, he must be even stronger? Is Danny actually something terrifyingly eldritch and ancient and strong, almost a god, but he just doesn't know himself? Or is he just really some guy?

Now, because it's obvious that I have a dcxdp brainrot, have a regular "JL summons/meets a powerful ghost" but its Dan and Dani, and they keep mentioning their original/brother who won a fight against them at some point. The JL is very concerned about Dan and Dani's godlike powers, and they can't imagine what Danny is like. And then they meet him (in his human form), and it's just a young adult in casual clothes, very friendly and helpful, with no evident powers. Imagine the confusion. Imagine Dan and Dani, radiating power, in their eldritch ghost forms, admitting that fighting Danny for real is the dumbest thing to do and not even they would succeed... And then there's Danny is jeans and silly t-shirt, waving shyly.

SCREAMING INTO THE VOID RN

Nothing will ever compare to the psychological effects of child vigilantism and I won't stop talking about it. Because you cannot convince me that these children have seen death, and killed gods, and have gotten away from that completely unscathed mentally.

I have holding them in my hands while putting them in a BLENDER because they are precious to me. They are children with the ability to do good so they have done good. Most of the batkids were born into the life forced upon it by situations out of their control, but some of them chose perhaps not quite understanding the ramifications, perhaps knowing that they would be scarred, and they still joined the world of superheroes regardless.

They probably all live in a constant state of fight or flight, all anxious and paranoid and who can blame them when they're fighting villains that kill without hesitation. They probably all have nightmares and flashbacks of the gruesome deaths they've either had to endure or witness

I want to squish them ALL, they think they are bad and they fear turning evil but they are truly good beyond any doubt. I want to reassure them that no matter what there is no possible way for them to be bad. But I also want to throw them into the WALL

Xie Lian: I'm so sorry I violated your hospitality, you were nothing but kind and generous towards me but I ended up burning the-

Hua Cheng, on the verge of tears: My beloved, I HURT you! Struck you with my scimitar, injured your devine form, and you still have the grace to offer a smile and apologise to ME??

XL: I'm okay, it wasn't that b-

E-ming:

Okay but Donna. DONNA. She gets to live her life with both her husband AND her platonic life partner. She'd wanted to be with him forever and now she CAN. She gets both a permanent romantic and permanent platonic partner. Who like each other. Who don't resent the other's existence. Do you understand how MONUMENTAL that is???

day 12: karma ♡

(femslashfeb prompt list)

headcanon that when estelle is old enough. percy and annabeth take her trick or treating. and estelle dresses up in the loudest colors she can find. and claims she an international super spy. and percy and annabeth accompany her while wearing tuxedos. claiming that their her bodyguards.

they’re a mess... but a cute mess ♡