to all who write fics of strawhat pairings, i beg of you to put usopp in there as well because he deserves it.
zosan fic? they’re also dating usopp.
lawlu? and usopp.
namivivi? usopp is their girlfriend too.
everyone on the crew loves usopp so much it would be criminal not to add him in their relationships.
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Sanji was complaining non stop about his towel being damp in the bathroom for a couple of days. So, Usopp installed towel bars in the bathroom so they could dry better.
Usopp: [touching his towel] I'm glad you pitched a fit, because my towel is very dry.
Sanji: I didn't pitch a fit. I just… [Sanji touches his towel and screams, frustrated] Damp! Damn it! Everybody, bathroom now!
Nami arrives at the bathroom.
Nami: [sarcastically] What's up, "dad"?
Zoro arrives and Luffy is right behind him.
Zoro: What cook?
Sanji: Is someone playing a joke on me? Honestly, why is my towel still damp?
Zoro: 'cause it's not your towel. It's my towel, cook.
Sanji: No, it's not your towel. Your towel is the red one.
Zoro: I'll tell you this, cook. I've never used that. I do use that one every single day.
Sanji: [horrified] Oh, God…
Luffy: [puts his face in the red towel] This towel is so warm and fluffy it's like it's been in the sun forever!
Usopp: [teases] This means you two have been drying your junk with the same towel.
Nami: [suggestively] Intimate…
Sanji: [screams] Are you out of your mind, marimo?
Zoro: What do you mean I'm…?
Sanji: How do you think this is your towel? Do you even wash it?
Zoro: No, I don't wash the towel. The towel washes me. Who washes a towel?
Zoro looks at Luffy for approval and receives it. Then he turns to Nami.
Nami: [judging] You never wash...?
Zoro: [frowns] You wash your towel?
Sanji: [screams] You never wash the towel?
Zoro: [screams] What am I going to do? Wash the shower next? Wash a bar of soap? You got to think here, damn cook.
Sanji: I'm furious right now!
Zoro: I get out of the damn shower, I'm clean as a damn baby, and I use the towel!
Nami and Usopp leave the bathroom while they scream at each other and Luffy laughs.
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Hiiii!!! I was wondering if you could do a transfem reader x Zoro fluff, where she's had a bad day and he's there to comfort her and make her feel loved, it's early into their relationship and he drops the first I love you.
Hiii!!!!!! I would love to do this. This is a cute idea. When you said bad day, I took it as just bad luck lol. I hope you like it.
Zoro x Reader: Bad Day Better
People have bad days all the time. But, you were having the world’s worst day. Why? Well, it started this morning when you woke up and fell out of bed. Then when you and your boyfriend Zoro were training, one of your swords broke. Next when you were in town, the Marines found you and chased you. The only good thing was you got away from the Marines.
You sat in the crow’s nest, zoning out. Zoro saw you staring off when he came in to train. He sat down next to you. “Hey,” he started putting an arm around you, “you okay? You didn’t come down to dinner tonight. What happened? Is it about the sword.”
You looked at him, tears welling in your eyes, “everything! Nothing has gone right. Nothing ever goes right! I don’t know why you deal with me.”
“Because I love you idiot. We all have bad days. We just have to get over it and move on.”
Your eyes widened. He never had said I love you before.“Wait!, you asked, “did you just say you love me?”
Zoro raised an eyebrow, “yeah. And?”
“Nothing! I love you too.”
Zoro kissed you forehead and went on with his working out. He really did love you and so did you. Maybe just a little love could make a bad day better.
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