Nami: Luffy, it's my money, okay?! Give it back to me! Luffy: I make a little bit of money and you come slipping out of the "woodword"! Nami: You mean "woodwork"? Luffy: What is "woodwork"?! Nami: What's "woodword"?! Luffy: Wood! Word! Wood! Word! That's where people like you come crawling out of when people like me have money!

Sanji was complaining non stop about his towel being damp in the bathroom for a couple of days. So, Usopp installed towel bars in the bathroom so they could dry better. Usopp: [touching his towel] I'm glad you pitched a fit, because my towel is very dry. Sanji: I didn't pitch a fit. I just… [Sanji touches his towel and screams, frustrated] Damp! Damn it! Everybody, bathroom now! Nami arrives at the bathroom. Nami: [sarcastically] What's up, "dad"? Zoro arrives and Luffy is right behind him. Zoro: What cook? Sanji: Is someone playing a joke on me? Honestly, why is my towel still damp? Zoro: 'cause it's not your towel. It's my towel, cook. Sanji: No, it's not your towel. Your towel is the red one. Zoro: I'll tell you this, cook. I've never used that. I do use that one every single day. Sanji: [horrified] Oh, God… Luffy: [puts his face in the red towel] This towel is so warm and fluffy it's like it's been in the sun forever! Usopp: [teases] This means you two have been drying your junk with the same towel. Nami: [suggestively] Intimate… Sanji: [screams] Are you out of your mind, marimo? Zoro: What do you mean I'm…? Sanji: How do you think this is your towel? Do you even wash it? Zoro: No, I don't wash the towel. The towel washes me. Who washes a towel? Zoro looks at Luffy for approval and receives it. Then he turns to Nami. Nami: [judging] You never wash...? Zoro: [frowns] You wash your towel? Sanji: [screams] You never wash the towel? Zoro: [screams] What am I going to do? Wash the shower next? Wash a bar of soap? You got to think here, damn cook. Sanji: I'm furious right now! Zoro: I get out of the damn shower, I'm clean as a damn baby, and I use the towel! Nami and Usopp leave the bathroom while they scream at each other and Luffy laughs.

Luffy: I suppose I should apologize to you. Nami: Okay... Luffy: That must have hurt watching me look for other women without ever even considering you. Please understand that I think of you as more of as a nanny. Nami: [Unimpressed] Just finish your ice cream so I can get you home to bed.

Zoro: [about Sanji's family] You people have issues. Sanji: Well, of course I have issues. That's my freakin' father!

Luffy: Where is the waitress? I'm starving. Zoro: It's a buffet, man. Nami: [looking at Luffy] Oh, here's where I win all my money back!

[Whole Cake Island Arc] Luffy: Something's not right about Sanji. Nami: You don't say. Luffy: Well, I know a crazy when I see one. Because I am crazy. Nami: Can't argue with that.

Zoro: Hell, this job I would pull for free. Nami: Then can I have your share? Zoro: No. Nami: If you die, can I have your share? Zoro: Yes.

Nami: [about Luffy] There he is, Zoro. The embodiment of love. Your Venus. Zoro: And how I hate him.

[Learns Robin saved Luffy in Alabasta] Zoro: I guess I, uh... [clears his throat] Zoro: ... you know. Robin: What? Zoro: I guess I owe ya for... Luffy. And I just wanna [uncomfortable, clears his throat again] Zoro: ya know? Robin: Don't strain yourself. Zoro: Okay then. Is the moment over? Good cuz that was awkward.

Luffy: Take off your shirt. Zoro: Why? Luffy: Please can you take off your shirt, 'cause I can't stop thinking, and then you just... Zoro: Okay, okay, okay. Luffy: Alright, okay. Zoro: [removes his shirt] Luffy: ... Luffy: Fuck! Seriously? It's like you're Photoshopped!

Nami: What are you doing? Luffy: Losing. Nami: I don't understand! Luffy: Neither do I.

Zoro: I don't need your sympathy. Sanji: Good, because I'm running out of it.

Nami: Do you have any good ideas? Zoro: I have a bad one.

Zoro: [about Luffy] Was he watching? Usopp: What? Zoro: Did he see me? Johnny: Yes, he saw you. Zoro: Did he see me take the hit? Yosaku: Yes, he saw you take the hit. Zoro: Well, was he concerned? Usopp: It was dreadful, his eyes welled up, it was awful.

[Arlong Park Arc] Nami: The people in this town are the most welcoming people in the world. They don't care if you wear small T-shirts or if you have six toes or if your mom's your aunt. Sanji: Okay, I get it. I mean, you know, the people are nice. Nami: But don't flirt with my sister. Sanji: No. Nami: 'Cause if you do, I'll have Zoro cut you up and feed you to the fish. Sanji: Okay

[Playing a board game] Zoro: [to Luffy] Your move. [Luffy makes his move] Nami: That's a bold move. Luffy: I live on the edge! [Nami moves and wins the game] Zoro: [to Luffy] Nice work, dumbass.

Zoro: You don't think that changes the situation a bit? Luffy: I surely do. It makes it more fun! Zoro: Captain, I think you have a problem with your brain being missing.