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mermianar · 2 months

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some sillies

#astarion at the start of the game be like #bg3 #bg3 art #bg3 meme #memes #baldur's gate 3 #my memes #bg3 astarion #bg3 gale #astarion ancunin #gale dekarios #professor dekarios #bg3 funny #baldurs gate 3 #cw knife

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chimpukampu · 7 months

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Miss Zelda can be forgetful sometimes

#totk #tears of the kingdom #totk zelda #this can be read as Pre-Upheaval #or Post-Upheaval where Professor Link temporarily took over Miss Zelda's class #so she can have her beauty rest #it's not easy to be a Princess and a full-time scholar at the same time #this is my 2nd time to use this meme but 1st for this fandom #loz #legend of zelda #totk art #loz art #my art #my comics #zelda

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fourraccoonsinacoat · 2 months

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*One night at camp.*

Gale: Surprise camp safety drill, everyone! Cultists of the Absolute are attacking, what do you do? Go!

Astarion: Gods below, not this nonsense again.

Gale: Time is wasting, people! What are you doing?

Lae'zel: Chk! I am going to bed. I will not waste my time with hypothetical pondering.

Gale: Alright, Lae'zel has taken an arrow to the face and is dead. Next person!

Astarion: I don't know, I do what any reasonable person would do. I stab them!

Gale: Wrong. They began their attack with archers and you are shot through with arrows before you can get near them. Astarion is dead. Next!

Wyll: Can't Shadowheart just heal them?

Gale: Shadowheart, would you like to heal Lae'zel and Astarion?

Shadowheart: *Considers.* Nah.

Lae'zel: *From her tent.* K'chakhi!

Astarion: I stab Shadowheart.

Gale: The two of you don't get opinions. You're dead. The cultists are now inside camp, what are the rest of you doing?

Durge: I cast fireball.

Gale: You cast fireball...on the camp?

Durge: Well, first I make sure that Scratch and the owlbear cub are at a safe distance, but yeah. I cast fireball.

Gale: Okay. The camp goes up in flames. The cultists are dead, but so are your companions.

Durge: Wonderful. I go to bed and have the most restful and uninterrupted sleep that my broken mind can remember.

*Lae'zel approves.*

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BG3 Incorrect Quotes Masterlist.

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a-list-of-moods · 6 months

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fish r wet. I think. This has been fun fish facts.

#i am a marine biology student and my professors would yell at me for this post #marine biology #marine biology memes #fish #fish memes #there are many benefits to being a marine biologist #wet beast. uh. thursday #it is not actually #wet beast wednesday #because it is thursday but we can pretend

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joyful-soul-collector · 1 year

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its-short-for-jackalope · 4 months

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no thoughts today, only ✨️memes✨️ (1/3)

Bailey's stripper jacket my beloved

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jelsah27 · 1 year

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MC: *counting money*

Ace: Where did u get that much cash?

Mc: Well let's say I found certain... goods that many will pay a premium for.

Deuce: Don't tell me-

Sebek: *comes out of nowhere* HUMAN! HAVE YOU ACQUIRED THE GOODS I REQUESTED?

Mc: Of course, Sebek. Do you have the amount we agreed on?

Sebek: *passes envelope*

Ace: Hey wait a sec-

Mc: *checks inside then nods and pulls a Malleus plushie and a small black dragon plushie from their bag* Pleasure doing business with you. If you want another, I can do other forms, but it will cost you extra.

Sebek: A PERFECT REPLICA OF LORD MALLEUS! HUMAN, YOU HAVE DONE A WONDERFUL JOB. A PLEASURE DOING BUSINESS WITH YOU. WE WILL DISCUSS MORE LATER *runs off clutching the plushes*

*Ace and Duece staring*

Mc: Yeah, Prof. Crewel taught me how to sew. I decided to use it. You should see how much Iida pays me for anime and game merch.

Azul: *appears from behind a wall* Would you like to make a business deal?

#twst mc #twisted wonderland #twst shitpost #twisted wonderland x reader #twst meme #disney twst #twst imagines #disney twisted wonderland #ace trappola #deuce spade #azul ashengrotto #sebek zigvolt #twisted wonderland sebek #twst crewel #professor crewel #Mc that can sew

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yingxtkm · 15 days

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Need I say more?