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Blaise: You need a hobby.
Y/n: I have a hobby!
Blaise: Pissing off Draco doesn't count.
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Y/n: I am in charge of this disaster!
Draco: I have a name, you know.
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Hermione: If I fall…
Ron: I’ll be there to catch you.
Fred: *looks at George* What if I fall?
George: Then I’ll fall with you, never leaving your side.
Harry: *watches these two interactions*
Harry, to Y/n: And if I fall?
Y/n: I’ll be the one who pushed you.
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Hi!! I just want to say that I love your blog so much, it never fails to make me smile.k❤️
Thank you very much, I'm very happy to know that and that you love my blog so much.It's always nice to see something funny after a long day of work or school.
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Pansy: Professor Snape won't trace this back to us, right?
Y/n: Are you kidding? He traces everything back to us. Professor Snape traces things we haven't even done yet back to us.
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Y/n: Congratulations, you three have won gold, silver, and bronze in the morons’ Olympics.
Pansy:
Theo:
Draco: who won gold?
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Pansy: What kind of girls do you like?
Draco: uh, my girlfriend Y/n.
Pansy: You, what kind of girls do you like?
Harry: Draco's girlfriend.
Draco: *dead stare*
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(Harry getting into another fight with Draco)
Draco: “You really think you could win against me now?”
Harry: “Oh please, I could so take you on...ah!”
(Harry falls flat as he's hit by the door y/n just opened)
Y/N: “Apparently can't take on a door though, can you?”
Y/N: “Draco, darling, shall we go get something to eat?”
Draco: (smugly) Potter, I know you can't see because you're currently faceplanting the floor, but that is my partner, y/n. So glad the two of you have finally met.”
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Pansy: Hello all, it is I, your favorite person.
Draco: Actually, Y/n is my favourite.
Pansy: Okay then, it is I, that bitch.
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Y/n: I'll love you forever, Draco.
Draco: You will?
Y/n: Yes. That's the problem.
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Y/n: This is a very bad idea.
Theo: I would have thought you liked bad ideas.
Y/n: Only when they are mine.
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Sirius: My father always told me that bad news is just good news in disguise.
Y/n: Was this before he disowned you?
Sirius: Yes, it was.
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Hiya! Love your blog! It’s freaking awesome!!
Thank you, I'm glad to hear that.
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Hi are you ok?
Yes, I have been busy and not having time to post anything.But thank you for your attention and concern for me.
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Snape: Y/n, I didn’t raise you to embarrass me like that.
Y/n: You didn’t raise me…
Snape: That’s what I just said.
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No, @imabee-oralizard it's the first time.
No, correction, I should kill you. First, I'll rape you with the hilt of a knife. I'll be wearing gloves though because don't really want to touch you. And then I'll curve up the inside of vagina with said knife. I'll make you lick your blood and juices off the knife. And then I'll leave you to bleed out.
You're really creative 👌😂
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No, correction, I should kill you. First, I'll rape you with the hilt of a knife. I'll be wearing gloves though because don't really want to touch you. And then I'll curve up the inside of vagina with said knife. I'll make you lick your blood and juices off the knife. And then I'll leave you to bleed out.
You're really creative 👌😂
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