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lunatic-pudge · 4 months

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TF2 Mercs Green Flags (except it's very biased)

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I love my boys. Yes, this is biased and questionable. But this is meant to be cute and fun.

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Scout:

-Silly little goober, great person to be around when you need cheering up

-Golden retreiver boyfriend

-Can easily make you laugh without even trying

-Artsy fartsy

Pyro

-Cutie patootie who makes the cutest drawings of you two together

-Owns an Easy Bake Oven

-Master at baking, never-ending supply of sweets for you to indulge in

-Your biggest supporter. Would literally cheer for you if you rob a bank

Soldier

-Also your biggest supporter, will demand that other adore you as well

-Will let you own any pet you want no matter what the animal is

-Speeches of why you're the best thing to ever exist and how America is blessed to have such a beauty like you live there

-Will give you anything and everything you could ever want, like human ears. Definitely a good person to be if you like collecting weird stuff

Demo

-Precious baby boy is a major cuddle bug

-Def knows how to knit/crochet, will make you whatever you want

-Baby man likes learning about folklore/mythology

-He's essentially a big walking teddy bear. Perfect for cuddles, especially on a cold or rainy day

Heavy

-GIANT WALKING TEDDY BEAR

-Protective baby boy, big scary dog privleges

-Bookworm, can recommend a good book if you don't know what to read

-Perfect person to lay around and cuddle with, he can smother me any day. Dates at home are TOP TIER

Engie

-THE BEST PERSON TO GO TO WHEN YOU'RE HAVING AN OFF DAY HANDS DOWN

-Smart boy, can make you stuff that helps with day to day activities which is helpful if you can't do certain things to having a disability or something

-Dad bod, dad bod, dad bod, dad bod, dad bod, can't get enough of it

-Voice of an angel, will sing for you if you'd like. Can def sing you to sleep

Medic

-NERD, he's an adorable nerd! Let him ramble about his hyperfixations!

-Def a good pet owner, would kill someone if they don't take proper care of their pets

-Would make sure you take care of yourself, he's kinda like a dad that cares

-He's such a maniac. I can see him just secretly being up to no good all the time. And he's also very girlypop

-Putting an extra for him cause I can: Medic boobs. Thank you for coming to my Ted Talk

Sniper

-Sweet, precious baby boy who can do no wrong. He strikes me as someone who listens to EVERYTHING when it comes to music. He ain't genrephobic

-Also a collector of weird things. Likes making bone jewlery. Bone boy

-I just love the concept of him being feral? This is probably the weirdest thing on the list. Like there's the golden retreiver boyfriend (Scout), and then there's the feral boyfriend (Sniper). Literally acts like a cat, hiding away from people, hissing when people that aren't you tries to touch him, will demand attention/affection from you, ect. I need to make a more detailed idea of a feral boyfriend so work with me plz

-He would absolutely let you wear his clothes, thinking about how adorable you look. He'd do the same with your clothes if they're big enough for his lanky body. You two swap jackets in the winter time so you guys always have a piece of each other when you two are busy and aren't able to see each other

Spy

-I know a running joke is that Spy is a smelly French asshole, but I really do think that he wears some of the nicest smelling cologne out there. Expensive af colonge, but damn, it's addicting

-Smarty pants. Not just anyone can be a spy, it takes quite a bit of intellect for it. And not to mentions he knows multiple languages? Love it, even if I hate the French language with a burning passion

-Him having a good taste in fashion? He's gotta know what he's doing by wearing suits all the time. Not only does he look fresh af, but people always look so good in a suit, especially when it fits them. But please also picture him dressed in a more romantic goth aesthetic plz, okay I'll stop now

-Is good at paying attention to even the littlest of details about his partners. Even if you're trying to be cryptic or subtle about things, he'll always find out. He's def a protective type too

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avatar-anna · 1 year

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Secret Little Rendezvous

Young dad!Harry x Young mom!Reader

"I don't think this is a good idea."

"Which part?"

"Well, any of it, to be honest."

"Everything will be fine, I promise. We'll be gone like two hours tops."

Y/n bit her nail nervously as she stood in her hotel room. Simone looked up at her with wide eyes and a goofy smile from her bouncer, blissfully unaware of her plans for the night. Turning away from the baby, Y/n looked at Harry. "I don't know."

"Y/n, Louis and Zayn are older brothers. They know how to babysit," he insisted, holding her hand in his pleadingly. "They know what they're doing. I wouldn't have suggested it if they didn't."

"She's barely five months old, H."

"An hour. Just an hour, that's all I'm asking for."

Harry understood Y/n's reluctance, of course he did. She spent ninety-nine percent of her time with Simone, and right now, she was pretty much her sole caretaker. Harry helped out where he could, but his schedule didn't make it very easy. Or his managers, for that matter. Sometimes it felt like his management purposely made it so that Harry couldn't spend time with Y/n or Simone.

Which led him to plan tonight.

Y/n still looked unsure, taking baby Simone out of the bouncer so she could hold her to her chest. But Harry could tell she wanted to have a night off for a little while too. "Just an hour, right?" she asked.

"Just an hour," he promised.

She nodded, then told Harry to call up the boys. He grinned wide, kissing the top of her head as he took Simone from her arms, kissing the baby's cheeks a few times before finding a comfortable position to hold her. "Go change into your bathing suit, okay?"

Y/n gave him an odd look, but didn't question him. She grabbed a couple things from her suitcase and slipped into the bathroom, knowing Zayn and Louis would be coming to her room any minute.

*.*

"We're sneaking into the pool?"

Harry looked back at Y/n with an amused grin. "What did you think you were wearing your swimsuit for?"

It was dark, but Harry could tell she was blushing. She was standing close to him and holding onto his arm as she waited for him to unlock the gate to the pool. "I just didn't realize we were sneaking in. I thought we were just going to the pool."

"We are. Don't think about the after hours part," Harry said, leaning down and kissing her on the forehead.

Taking her hand, he dragged her through the gate of the pool. He made quick work of ditching his shirt and running for the pool before jumping in. When his head broke the surface, Harry grinned at Y/n, who was staring at him from the edge.

"Come on. We won't get in trouble, I promise," he said, reading the look of uncertainty in the faint light coming from the pool crossing her face.

"You're making a lot of promises tonight," Y/n joked.

"Have I ever broken a promise?" he said.

Y/n's arms were crossed over her stomach as she pursed her lips. "No."

Harry wasn't an idiot. He knew there was more to Y/n's mood than just the fear of getting caught. He noted the oversized shirt that practically swallowed her, and he was aware of the fact that she'd been dressing on the conservative side recently. "It's just me, love," he said softly.

"I know. I know, I—Okay. I'm going."

Y/n turned around abruptly and began to remove her clothes. Harry couldn't help but blush when she was finally just in her bikini, his eyes landing on the curve of her hips. His heart began to beat rapidly in his chest, his cheeks flushing even more when she finally turned around. Harry thought Y/n was beautiful when they first met, and that hadn't changed in the last year. He thought she was radiant, and so pretty, and had the nicest smile, and the cutest laugh, and—

"What are you staring at?" she said. Y/n's arms hung casually at her sides, but Harry could tell she was fighting the urge to cross them over her body again.

"My beautiful baby mama," he said, a little stunned when the words came out before he could stop them.

Without responding, Y/n came back to the edge of the pool. Instead of jumping in like Harry had, she sat down on the edge and slid in, taking his offered hand and letting him pull her close. This close together, he was sure she'd be able to hear how loudly his heart was pounding, but all she did was smile and wrap her arms around his neck.

"Thank you for doing this. I know you could get in a lot of trouble for just being in my hotel room."

Smiling, Harry tipped Y/n's chin up with his knuckle. "Of course, Y/n."

Sometimes he felt bad for putting her in this situation. When they found out Y/n was pregnant, they were young, they hadn't been together very long, and they hadn't even gotten to the point of saying "I love you" yet. Both of them very well could've gone their separate ways and forgotten the other existed, certain people in both of their lives tried to convince them that that was the best option. Harry had seen the logic in it, he knew that not trying to stay together and raising a baby at their age would've been the sound choice. But he just...couldn't.

Y/n couldn't either, so despite the desires of those whispering in their ears, they decided to stay together. It wasn't easy raising a baby while Harry was on the road, and his management certainly didn't make things less complicated. He knew that it all took a toll on Y/n, and a lot of the time he felt responsible for the stress and late nights and tears she often experienced. This was new territory for both of them, but Harry only ever wanted to make her happy. He never wanted her to regret her decision to be with him, to love him. Whether he anticipated it or not, this was his family now, and he wouldn't trade it for anything.

"Did you have a good show tonight?" she asked, tucking a stray curl away from his face.

Harry could tell Y/n knew what he was thinking, she was eerily good at that he'd come to realize. "I did. I feel like every show gets better and better."

"I can't wait to see it."

"Me too."

They both knew she wasn't technically allowed to go to the performances, but they talked about it like she could anyway. It was easier that way.

It was quiet for a moment as the two of them waded in the pool. It wasn't an awkward silence, Harry was sure Y/n just enjoyed a moment of peace after constantly taking care of Simone. Y/n claimed she was a relatively easy baby to take care of. "Your mom taught me all the tips and tricks first, though," she told Harry once. She often downplayed her own skills as a mother, but Harry saw it. Y/n was a good mom, a good girlfriend, all of it. There was no doubt in his mind now about how he felt about her.

"Hey," he said, breaking the silence.

"Hm?"

"I love you."

In the faint glow of the pool lights, Harry saw Y/n blush. "I love you too."

"Why do you sound surprised?" he asked, his hands beginning to creep up her sides.

"I'm not, you just—Hey! Stop that!"

Y/n began to squirm and tried to get away from him, but Harry held her close and continued to tickle her sides. "What's so funny?" he kept asking her, eyes squinting when she began to splash at him as she tried to get away.

It turned into an all-out splashing war. Harry was laughing so hard his stomach hurt, and he could see tears of laughter lined in Y/n's eyes. She wasn't shy about trying to dunk him underwater, but eventually Harry cornered her against one of the pool's edges, his arms bracing on either side of her.

Y/n's chest was heaving as she continued to laugh, but she slowly quieted when she saw the look in his eyes. Harry's eyes roved her face, lingering on her lips when they finally landed there. She grinned and slipped her arms around his neck again.

"Are you gonna kiss me or what?"

Resting his hand on the back of her neck, he said, "You can never make things easy for me, can you?"

"I thought that's what you liked best about me?"

Harry leaned in, stopping a hair's breadth from Y/n's mouth. "One of the things I love about you."

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Harry and Y/n jogged through the halls of the hotel, their giggles echoing off the walls until they finally reached her room. Y/n leaned against the wall next to the door to catch her breath, laughing from time to time while she calmed down. When she could finally breathe normally again, she smacked Harry on the shoulder.

"Ow! What the hell was that for?"

"I told you this was a bad idea!" she hissed, but even still, Y/n was grinning.

"We're fine," Harry insisted. "No one saw us. And besides, didn't you have fun?"

Y/n crossed her arms, feigning stubbornness. The truth was, she did have fun. She loved Simone, and she loved spending time with her, but it felt nice to get away, even for just a moment. It was a bummer that their fun had got cut short when a hotel security guard caught them making out in the pool, but she and Harry managed to evade him and make it back up to her room. The security guard had only seen the back of Harry's head, so they were in the clear, but Y/n was still buzzing with nerves and adrenaline.

"Didn't you?"

She sensed sincerity seep into Harry's tone, so she uncrossed her arms and leaned over to where he was standing in front of the door to kiss his cheek. "I did. Thank you for taking me on a date."

"Anytime."

Harry's grin was bright as he looked at her, and she felt the force of it all the way down to her toes. He was so pretty, Y/n often thought. He'd changed a little since she first met him, but he was still the same in all the ways that mattered. There were a couple new tattoos added to his skin, but she didn't mind at all.

Now it was Y/n's turn to surge forward, to take Harry by the collar of his shirt and kiss him as he leaned against the hotel room door. Y/n could tell he was startled, but he recovered quickly, one hand dipping past her waist while the other fisted in her hair.

She savored the taste of his tongue, the feel of his arms beneath her hands. When Y/n agreed to joining him on tour, she'd foolishly thought that they would spend time together whenever he wasn't performing, but that was far from reality. Harry was caught up in radio interviews and rehearsals, or meetings about one thing or another. Y/n never realized that there was so much more to being an artist than the music, but she learned fairly quickly that Harry was almost always busy. It made her appreciate the moments she and Harry shared, storing each secret date and stolen kiss and impromptu playtime with Simone in the back of her mind.

And her camera, which she almost always had in her hands if the three of them were all together at once. Y/n was pretty sure Harry's management would take it if they knew she was photographing moments shared between her, Simone, and Harry, but she was careful about where she kept it and only downloaded the photos and videos when she was at home. Because she needed those memories captured—Simone grabbing at Harry's face as he held her, her first attempts at laughter, Harry singing her to sleep, a failed attempt at feeding her in a high chair, Simone meeting the boys for the first time. They were all precious memories, ones Y/n would prefer to look back on physically rather than just in her head.

Y/n continued to kiss Harry until she felt like she couldn't breathe, and even then she just moved onto the side of his neck. His skin smelled like chlorine, warm and smooth beneath her lips as she kissed along his jaw. When his breath hitched, she smiled against him, dragging herself back up to kiss him properly again.

Perhaps it was a good thing that the door opened abruptly. Y/n could've stayed in that spot kissing Harry all night without a care in the world. When it did open, though, they sprung apart, startled by the sudden noise.

"Finally," Louis said, not even bothering to tease Y/n and Harry about the state he caught them in. "She won't stop crying."

Taking a moment to look him over, Y/n tried to stifle a giggle. Louis looked worse for wear, his hair disheveled, eyes frantic, with multiple stains on his shirt.

But before she could say anything, Y/n honed in on the screaming cries of her baby coming from her hotel room. Wrapped up in concern and slight guilt for being away too long, she pushed past Louis and hurried inside.

"What's wrong, melon?" Y/n cooed when she saw her. A harried looking Zayn was holding her in his arms, a slight bounce in his step in an attempt to calm the baby down. He immediately passed Simone to Y/n, eager to get the baby to stop crying.

At the familiar voice and touch, Simone began to calm down. "Mommy's here," she whispered, delicately wiping the tears off her still red face with her finger.

Simone had stopped crying, but she was still fussy, squirming around and nuzzling at her chest insistently. To Louis and Zayn, she said, "Did you use the bottles? I left them in the mini fridge."

"She didn't want them," Zayn said. "We tried to give one to her, but she wouldn't budge. Definitely has your lungs."

The last part was aimed at Harry, who had been talking to Louis by the door quietly. Harry blushed, but smiled too, happy to know that Simone had inherited something from him.

"That's okay, I'll do it," Y/n said. "Thank you so much for doing this for Harry and me. I'm sorry she was so grumpy."

Y/n was grateful that Louis and Zayn had volunteered to watch Simone, but she had a feeling it would be a while before they did so again.

"She was alright," Louis said, looking much less stressed out than he had beem moments ago. "It was just the last twenty minutes or so that she started crying."

"We'll get out of your hair," Zayn said before coming over to give Y/n a hug and a kiss on the cheek. Louis did the same, then said their goodbyes to Harry.

Y/n half expected him to go with his band mates, but he surprised her by staying back and grabbing a bottle from the mini fridge.

"Aren't you going to—"

"I'll feed her. Go ahead and shower," he said, not letting her finish.

"O—Okay. If you're sure."

Harry gave the bottle a good shake while he walked over to take Simone from Y/n. Kissing her head, he said, "I'm sure. She'll be asleep by the time you come out."

Knowing that the end of the night was an awkward subject to broach, Y/n followed Harry's lead and went to the bathroom to rinse off. True to his word, when she stepped out, hair in a towel and a fresh set of clothes on, Simone was asleep, but instead of dozing in her crib, Harry was still holding her.

"Nicely done," Y/n said as a way of breaking the silence.

Harry blinked, as if coming out of a trance. "Just needed a daddy's touch, I suppose."

They were silent again, content to just stare at the sleeping infant in Harry's arms. Then, "She's not sleeping through the night yet, is she."

Y/n shook her head and sat down on the bed. "No, but most babies don't at this age. I'm working on getting her on a sleep schedule, though, so that should help."

Harry didn't say anything, and Y/n wondered if he heard her. She knew the feeling of getting lost in staring at Simone. It was like her cute baby cheeks and button nose casted a spell if you looked too long.

"Sometimes," Y/n admitted. "I lay her down next to me instead of putting her in the crib."

"And that helps?" Harry asked, looking up at her for the first time since she came out of the bathroom.

Y/n shrugged. "I don't know, I don't really time how long she's asleep for, but it makes me feel better."

"I'm sorry that you have to go through it alone," he said softly, hints of guilt in his voice.

Trying to downplay the situation, Y/n lightened her tone and said, "Trust me, you're not missing out on mu—"

"I am though," he said before she could finish. "I'm her dad. I should be there to pick her up when she's crying and to change her when she wakes up. I should be there for all of it, and I—I'm not."

"I'm sorry, I didn't mean to make fun of you," Y/n said, feeling bad for trying to tease when he felt this way.

"I'm not—I'm not mad at you," he said. "You're perfect, Simone's perfect. I just hate—"

"The situation, I know," Y/n said gently.

It sucked sometimes, there was no way around it. Harry couldn't go out for walks with Y/n and Simone, he couldn't go to the store to get baby food, he couldn't do much of anything as far as everyday interactions went. Y/n knew he tried to push his feelings aside for her, so as not to make her feel bad when she already had so much on her plate. But this was a burden she was more than happy to share with him because it meant he cared, it meant he loved their little family as much as she did.

"Hey," she said, nudging his leg with her foot to get him to look at her again. "I love you."

Harry's grin was small as it spread across his face but it was genuine. "I love you too."

Y/n took Simone from him to let him rinse off. Tonight felt like one of those nights where she wanted the baby in bed with her, so she rested Simone gently in the middle, fashioning pillows around her little body so she wouldn't move too much and hurt herself. Y/n's eyes dropped as she looked at her baby, her head falling deeper into the pillow. Her eyes finally fell shut when she heard Harry step out of the bathroom, and didn't realize he'd slid into bed behind her until his arms were wrapped around her waist.

Startling a little, Y/n looked back with tired eyes. "Aren't you going to go back?"

"I have to get up early anyways, might as well stay here and help."

In her half-asleep haze, she smiled at him and nestled her cheek against his chest. "I'll never say no to that."

Y/n fell asleep shortly after that, leaving Harry awake to watch over her and the baby. He could feel sleep pulling at his mind, but his eyes stayed open, determined to make this moment last as long as possible. He wished every night could be like this, that he wasn't in a band and that he and Y/n weren't forced to sleep on separate hotel floors as well as rooms. He wished he could spend every waking moment with his girls and have more than just stolen bits of time.

But for now, this was good enough. Y/n sleeping soundly and pressed up against him, Simone's eyes squeezed shut as she had the sweetest dreams, he hoped. He didn't know about tomorrow or the next day, but he had this moment, and right now, that was good enough for him.

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tarasmithshifts · 4 days

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𝐓𝐖𝐈𝐋𝐈𝐆𝐇𝐓 𝐃𝐑 𝐔𝐏𝐃𝐀𝐓𝐄: 𝐅𝐈𝐑𝐒𝐓 𝐒𝐇𝐈𝐅𝐓

𝐓𝐈𝐌𝐄 𝐒𝐏𝐄𝐍𝐓 𝐈𝐍 𝐃𝐑. Almost 20 years! But time for me as a vampire is diffrent (i will explain that later lmao) 𝐀𝐆𝐄: as a vampire literally from 0-20 lmao 𝐑𝐄𝐋𝐀𝐓𝐈𝐎𝐍𝐒𝐇𝐈𝐏 𝐒𝐓𝐀𝐓𝐔𝐒: still single butttt we are close to something lmao

「 ✦ 𝓼𝓽𝓪𝓻𝓽 𝓷𝓸𝓽𝓮𝓼 ✦ 」

hello? how are we feeling? I AM SO BACK? i'm super happy tell what happened, but everything will go super fast until cullens and I will move to forks

sooo let's get starteeeeeeeed

「 ✦ before forks ✦ 」

𝓽𝓲𝓶𝓮𝓵𝓲𝓷𝓮 - 𝓫𝓮𝓯𝓸𝓻𝓮 𝓯𝓸𝓻𝓴𝓼

1989 - i become a vampire

89-97 i learn how to live as one of the cullens

97-03 me and cullens live in mountains

2003 - we move to forks

1 9 8 9 - 2 0 0 3

so there is not much to write about, it was basically me learning and living in the mountains with the cullens. That’s when i decided to stay with the cullens as part of a family 🫶 we got to know each other etc. 😋

F O R K S

in 2003 we (finally) moved to forks! AND BEFORE WE MOVE ON:

I TOTALLY RECOMMEND SHIFTING TO TWILIGHT. THE VIBE IS E V E R Y T H I N G AND I WILL NOT DESCRIBE EVERYTHING HERE BC I JUST WANT YOU TO SHIFT THERE AND SEE YOURSELF LMAOOO

the cullens are sooooooooooo sweet and nice i'm literally DYING to see them again when i shift back there!

alice is the sweetest & nicest person on earth. i love her <3

when we moved in, of course me and edward, alice, jasper ,emmet and rosalie needs to go to school, and that's when it all starts!

— ୨୧₊˚ school

it's actually pretty good there - i kept myself with the cullens, we spent whooooole days with each other and it's honestly pretty funny watching everybody from this perspective. (bella moved to forks in 2005, and i will probably skip a lot of things that are not important lmaooo). in school i "met" some of bella's future friends, and i meaaaaaaaaaan they were not giving any good vibe y'know? I JUST DON'T LIKE THEM OKAYYY

alice and edward are literally the best people on earth. THEY HELPED ME SOOO MUCH. gosh. and carlisle and esme???? the cutest oh my goooood.

actually school is pretty fun. i love going to schools in my drs (like hogwarts etc.) it's pretty fun experience!

— ୨୧₊˚ before 2005

pretty much nothing happened before 2005

HAHAHAHAHAHA SIKEEEE

ladies and gentleman, please welcome raphael pelli. bro is MAJESTIC.

basically his father is from Italy and his mother is from US, they decided to stay in USA, they lived in New York, but decided to move to forks where his mom was growing up. AND THAT'S HOW WE MET Y'ALLLLLLLLL.

and when i tell you he just freaking appeared there. literally from nowhere (i did not script how we will met, just a little bit from his backstory, just wanted to play with it and see what will happen!!!)

so one day in 2004, around may i just walked to school, as usual with edward (we were literally spending much more time with each other by then, yk, because alice was with jasper, emmet was with rosalie, we didn't want to interrupt lmao) and we saw some boys gathering around someone, when we walked pass them, i saw freaking raphael pelli. like for a milisecond. BUT WHEN I TELLL YOUUUUUU

timothee was the greatest choice for face claim i ever made LMAO

that was the first time i saw him, later i did not see him much, sometimes our eyes crossed during lunch, but that's all. BUT

yup, there is a BUT

BUT

during one of history classes he rushed in late, apologised and after few seconds of thinking he sat next to me. DUDE

and also i forgot to tell you about on thing. ABOUT SMELL. you know, it's known that vampires smell blood and shit, but i decided to do something a little bit diffrent - scripted that i do not smell just "blood" in general. for example = bella smelled like vanilla mixed with a little bit of honey. you know what i mean? i think it's better than just "a smell of blood". so,

i scripted that raphael smelled like fresh flowers on a glade. and i just sat there, in history class, thinking about that goddamn flowers. AND AFTER THE LESSON ENDED HE TURNED TO ME.

i was like "oh shit" and he went "i'm raphael" and i was still like "oh shit" so i just said "tara." BUT WHEN I TELL YOU that when i shifted i started using vivienne instead of tara. idk why, but it is soooo pretty. so i just added "but i prefer vivienne" AND GOSH

he just asked some questions like "you are living with the cullens?" (yes) "so you are also cullen?" (yes indeed) "people are talking" (people are always talking) "would you like to do the history presentation with me?" (the history teacher always gave us presentations to do in pairs, but i have always done them alone) (i always do them alone) "oh sorry" and i was like shiiiiiiiiiiiiit i fucked up, so i tried in other way (people will think you are a freak) "'why?" (no one talks to the freaky cullens. we are weird) "oh." and we just stared at each other in silence it was sooooo awkward for a second, but THEN HE SAID "i don't think you are a freak"

GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSH SHFKWEHFIUHWRUFIRIUGHUG

BRO. DO NOT TALK TO ME RN. IT'S THE FIRST THING I WROTE HERE WHEN I WOKE UP FROM THIS SHIFT. IM THINKING ABOUT THIS 24/7 how should i move on.

so we talked on our way out to the parking lot (as it was the last class of that day) you know, just some silly stuff, i asked him where is he from, why his famly moved here, how he finds himself here, he asked about my life before the cullens and I moved to forks, so obv i lied that we lived in canada, but we decided to move here as carlisle received a job offer. when we were outside and i saw edward waiting for me i just said bye and left it was soooooo awkward he just said "see ya" and went to his car IM SOOO MAD AT MYSELF THAT I DID NOT TALK TO HIM MORE THEN GOSH I WASTED THE POTENCIAL

so when i got back to car and edward was just standing there and was like "what was that" and i went "what?" and he went "y'know what" and i was like "oh that. he started talking to me in class, so i didn't want to be mean and continued" and he went "sure" BRO. EDWARD. STOP IT.

i can confirm that edward was first shipper here LMAOOOO

spoiler: i did the presentation with raphael. and we actually became friends? i mean we talked a lot during our classes, sometimes after, it was greattttttt AND HE SAID HE LIKES ME? and i was like bro HOOOOOLD UP. hold onnnnnnn. he sometimes even WAITED FOR ME after some classes to go with me to the parking lot etc. GOSH

in the next school year i decided to talk to him moreeee i mean i waited for that moment for so long LIKE LET US BE TOGETHER ALREADY GOD LMAO

once i sat with him and him only during lunch break, of course after that i think rosalie told carlisle about this and carlisle maybe he wasn't mad, no, he was just overprotective and was telling me "you know it will not work like that" "be careful you are still very young" and iiiiiiiiiiiii knooooooooooooow.

but i didn't stop talking to raphael hell no LMAO

— ୨୧₊˚ 2005

in january bella moves to forks, and one day when i'm waiting for edward on a parking lot after lessons and he comes back, i caan see something in him yk??? like something changed??? so i asked him "what happened?" he didn't respond and just opened the car door. "you know i can go inside your mind without you knowing right?" i laughed, AND HE LOOKED AT ME LIKE I WAS CRAZY OR SOMETHING LMAO

so he just told me about bella, and that she is diffrent than others.

after that in the evening i decided to shift back <3

it was super fun i will probably do some other posts about the cullens, AN ABOUT SOME MORE SITUATIONS ABOUT RAPHAEL!!!!!!! AND ABOUT THE MURDER BEFORE BELLA MOVED TO FORKS!!!!!!!!!! i wanted to give you this as fast as possible so so that's why there is not much in here! but bare with me lmao!!!!

#reality shifting

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neapolitanupsidedowncake · 7 months

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how mha characters would propose! Or just ask you out on a first date? 💗💗💗 Also I love ur blog sm its so cute!

BNHA BOYS PROPOSING 💖 gn!reader 💌

content warning: fluff, multiple char. x reader, mentions of wine

DENKI

i think from the first month or so of your relationship together he was thinking "im so gonna marry them 💖" but waited about 4 years or so into dating

he's really nervous about proposing 🥺😭

he wanted to make it special for his precious bean 💞

he asked kirishima and sero to help give him tips 😂

on the day he decided to propose he came to your house early in the morning so he could take you to a nice valley range

you guys just hang out at like 5 in the morning alone on top the pretty little hill he chose just talking about your life and some interesting things you saw recently

when suddenly (he was waiting for the perfect sunrise moment) he told you to follow him then close your eyes

he took you to a flower field nearby, knelt down and pulled out a pretty ring box (😭🥺) tells you to open your eyes!!

and it's just the cutest and nicest thing you've ever seen, and he tells you he loves you so much and he wants to spend eternity with you forever and ever 💗💗

IZUKU

this man goes all out!! and on your anniversary too!

on the day of your third anniversary, izuku is so excited and nervous because he really wanted to make a proposal special for you, his adorable little bean <;/3

he researched a LOT, and even finds out what knee to kneel on (left knee)

he dresses rather nice, debating for about thirty minutes with himself to dress more casually than a three piece suit, settling on wearing a beige sweater you gave him for his birthday.

he even asked his mom about tips, 💓 asking where some places would be nice to go to

he told you he wanted to meet at a shopping place for you to have some fun, then visit a park with pretty flowers

he takes you shopping for your anniversary gift for the day, and the whole time he holds your hand, thinking on how lucky he was to have you.

when it actually comes the time when you go to the park (the place he chose to propose) he's a little sweaty, nervous, and he fears you might just reject him

so when he suddenly, abruptly gets down on one knee (in his panic on his right knee), that wasn't his intention (he planned to do it in front of a pretty tree) but he's doing it

he's crying a little bit, and he starts off by saying that he loved you since he first talked to you in high school. he has a velvety ring box open, and he asks you "will you stay with me forever y/n?"

after you say yes, he's the happiest man in the world, crying, and he squeezes you in a tight hug 🥺💗💗 (in front of a park bench)

SHOTO

after about 3 years of dating, to propose, this guy makes a candlelight dinner for you two at your guys' house!!!!

fuyumi is so excited when she finds out because she LOVES you!!!

he asked his brother, natsuo if that was really cheesy or not, he said yeah, but he did it anyway.

he asked one of your friends secretly to take you out on the day he planned it all out, so it was a surprise for you

he made a meal you both liked, and he got fancy expensive candles and lit it with his fire a few minutes before you got home.

he even put some red rose petals around and on the table 💗💗

he makes sure to dress fancy, and for once even messes with his hair a little bit to make a nice style!

when your friend takes you home, you see the candlelight dinner, with the rose petals, and fancy wine and your soon to be fiancé in a nice suit 🥺💌

he walks you to the table and pulls your chair out for you (gentleman!!) and asks you how your day was with your friend.

you guys talk for a while, and after you both finish eating, he walks to your chair, kneels down, and pulls out an expensive looking ring box from his pocket.

in the soft candlelight, he says, "y/n, my love for you grows more and more every day, and I would be so lucky if you felt the same way. will you marry me?"

after you say yes, he fits the ring on you and decides to slow dance w you with some soft music in the back (🥺😭💗💗)

a/n: (lmao i think i changed the tense of the verbs like 3288432x but wtv lol) i like this prompt, it's really cute, and i love seeing cute proposals or hearing about them it's just too sweet yk? 🥺💖💖 i chose some of my favorite bois, i hope these reach your expectations anon!! so sorry for the long release date 😭

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SYNOPSIS! Have you ever spoken to Sunghoon? No. Will you ever muster up the courage to speak to him? Probably not. But that’s not going to stop you from admiring him from afar is it? Unknowingly to you, Sunghoon has been admiring you too, will you ever talk to him? That’s for you to find out ;)

GENRE! Basketball player!hoon x artist fem!reader, collage au, strangers to lovers, Sunghoon is so down bad

CAUTION! inappropriate jokes, cursing, a little suggestive, more to be added

TAGLIST! @nyfwyeonjun @sincerelyrki @woninluv

₊˚⊹♡₊˚⊹♡₊˚⊹♡₊˚⊹♡₊˚⊹♡₊˚⊹♡₊˚⊹♡₊˚⊹♡₊˚⊹♡₊˚⊹♡₊˚⊹ PROFILES TWO || grave robbers -Yuj because she’s on a ‘social media detox’ 🤢🙅‍♂️🙅‍♀️

y/n

@/ynnieandrenjun || an art and literature student at deciles college, has an unhealthy obsession with nct dream and AESPA (…you get it?), her friends say they’re sick of her but THEY ARE they love her really!!

@/yizhouyn || where yn lets out her AESPA and Renjun love 😜 (where Sunghoon can’t see and think she’s mad (she is mad)), rants about the was Sunghoon looked at her in the corridor and gets told she’s dellulu by her no.1 hater very good friend sunoo.

niki || jungwon

@/rizzmasterriki || …. niki. he’s…. well….. he’s niki.

@/yangarden || the absolute cutest person ever but likes to say he hates everyone, definitely has a soft spot for you though, always lets you do whatever you want TT

sunoo || yunjin

@/sunkkoo || ynsung no.1 hater, likes to bully niki, everyone loves him, is obsessed with the word coquette, called his inhaler coquette the other day…

@/huhitsyunjin || sunoo’s partner in crime, they go everywhere together, secretly supports ynsung, makes hating men her entire personality (she’s so real for that though honestly)

eunchae || yujin

@/eunlols || her bio doesn’t lie…. her and Niki are the same person in different bodies, chronically online, uses the phrase ‘i gyatt something in my eye’ more than acceptable

@/jinyu || cannot make it through a conversation without mentioning the ‘minatozaki stare’, genuinely in love with sana, knows twice’s entire discography, on a social media detox… (aka tired of her friends shit), boys are always messaging her but she’s with yujin on the whole hating men front, swears she’s straight tho!!!

wonyoung || rei

@/wonyoungism || head of the photography club, a lot of people try to date her but she’s very independent in that sense, on the other hand she cannot go anywhere without rei TT, one of the nicest people ever.

@/reisin || opposite to wonyoung in the way that she’s a haterrr, finds everything funny, bullies android users on roblox voice chat with eunchae and niki

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#run2min #park sunghoon #sunghoon suggestive #sunghoon drabbles #sunghoon oneshot #enhypen sunghoon #sunghoon #sunghoon smau #sunghoon social media au #enhypen smau #enhypen social media au

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skettibun · 6 months

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I. AM NOT DEAD. WHAT.

Also also also TDH has been my therapy game for finals week and personal stress so I am proooobably going to draw a bunch of stuff for it-! There is not enough content dedicated to this game to satisfy me so I will make it myself.

IT'S ALPHUS!!! MY BOY!!!

HE LITERALLY- LIKE- LIKE LISTEN- NO HE LITERALLY COLLECTS SNOW GLOBES CAN YOU BELIEVE THAT THAT'S THE CUTEST THING EVER-!!!???? he's also like, the nicest derelict?? I would steal a SNOW GLOBE FACTORY for him because he deserves it DKJFNSDKJLGNDFGKJL----- I'm going to learn how to draw him and the others better because the detail in this game is INSANE and, Woah buddy, I cannot draw detail to save my life-

#TDH #the desolate hope #the desolate hope game #alphus #fanart #tdh fanart #COOL GIANT ROBOTS MY FAVORITE #scott cawthon

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monimccoythings · 9 months

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Mutant Mayhem

I just saw mutant mayhem. Wonderful, majestic, absolutely beautiful.

The animation was great, spectacular, I was always watching I didn't want to miss anything.

The soundtrack is one of the best I've ever heard, they did not miss.

Voice acting was incredibly fitting for each character oh My God.

And the story was fantastic, definitely one of the best TMNT movie I've ever seen, if not the best. It was new, it was not the old Turtles vs Shredder that has been done a million of times.

Stay for the postcredits

Can't wait for the series and sequel. I'm hundred percent sure they will develop more the characters and the storyline.

Now come the spoilers

Superfly's gang as BABIES oh my they were just tiny little fellas who wanted to be loved.

Mondo, Wingnut and Ray are the nicest and sweetest mutants of the gang.

Speaking of which. LET. MY BOY. SING. Damn it, Superfly just let my baby boy be happy. He just wanna sing not fight.

He is just the cutest.

Leatherhead and Genghis were a bit underused but I think it's because out of all the characters, those two are the most used in other media, followed closely by Mondo. Now that I think about it, so were Bebop and Rocksteady, and they are even more iconic than Leatherhead and Genghis. Maybe the crew just wanted to give some lesser known mutants their chance to shine (Thank you so much, been waiting years for Ray Fillet to be featured)

They are all just one big family 🥺

Seriously just let me adopt baby Ray I'll treat him right.

#tmnt #mutant mayhem #tmnt mutant mayhem #mighty mutanimals #mutanimals #teenage mutant ninja turtles mutant mayhem #teenage mutant ninja turtles #Spoiler #Spoilers #mutant mayhem spoilers #Ray fillet #Tmnt mm

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mrs-monaghan · 10 months

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Hi Shaz,

I am a pretty new fan. Love all the members but have noticed the Jimin seems to get a lot of hate. Now when I questioned it to one of my friends, she mentioned it was because of misogyny because he is pretty for a man. I am not sure if I am inclined to believe that. While I am sure it does play a little bit of a role, a lot of men in Kpop are pretty. Jimin isn't an exception so I am wondering if that's the only reason. Like he seems to be targeted by the shippers as well as the other members Akages as well as the Kpop community. What is with that? Did he just anger everybody?. What the fuck did he do to get that level vitriol?

Jimin isn't an exception? I beg to differ anon. Look again

Are you looking?

Nah.... I think u missed it

😌.

Best aegyo in Kpop. No one else. And I mean no other idol can do it like him. Even without trying to be cute he just is

I could watch that on repeat 50 times. And I have.

Anyway anon, I digress. It's just that Jimin is exceptional 100000000000% so let's not... okay? Awesome.

To answer your question. Reasons why Jimin is hated:

Cutest idol

He is dating Jungkook

His female haters wish they were as pretty as him

His male haters dont like his feminine side

His gay haters want to be him

He can do it all; sing, dance, rap, draw, run, box, and many more

He stands out without trying

The Jimin effect

He's the Korean IT boy

Locals call him the Beyonce of BTS or the Naruto or Kpop

He exists

Everybody wants him or wants to be him. Helen of Troy

In short people hate him for the sake of hating him. He is literally the nicest member. He has little to no scandals, he is selfless and always there for everyone. He is sympathetic and so, so pure. He should be the most beloved man in Kpop but instead.... 🤧

Good thing is, while he's the most hated he is also the most loved. It's a weird balance.

Anon, there is no reason to hate Jimin. People just do 🤷🏽‍♀️

#ask shaz #bts ask #jimin is king #justice for jimin #bts #jimin #park jimin #helen of troy

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poomphuripan · 5 months

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10 BL Boys I Want Carnally To Love, Take Care and Cuddle With Every Night

@bunnakit awww thank you for the tag 🫶 as an asexual i can't say i spent much time thinking about fucking anyone (so coming up with this list was really hard ;_;) but if any of these characters propositioned... i would NOT say no 😉

10. Phob (Something In My Room)

if there is an award for cutest ghost of all time in a BL series, i think Phob will take home easily. Phob deserves better sex. my meow meow friendly ghost Phob, i will tuck you in bed my ghost sweetie 🥺🫶

9. Shao Fei (History 3: Trapped)

my righteous cop with a strong sense of justice, i really love Shao Fei so much. Shao Fei doesn't beat around the bush and is really straightforward with his wants, I LOVE HE!

8. Khuafah (Sky In Your Heart)

Khuafah, the HOT CHARMING doctor that you are. i would volunteer to get sick every day just to visit him 🫠

7. Gene (Lovely Writer)

if Gene ever needs to write a straight romance novel, i'm happy to make out with him for research purposes 😉

6. Pisaeng (Be My Favorite)

most patient boyfriend who tries super hard to get you plushies? yea i would bang Pisaeng in a heartbeat, no doubt. in fact, i believe Pisaeng would be considerate and wait for me to be ready (Pisaeng babe i'm always ready for you 😉)

5. Tennoji Haru (Trillion Game)

while Trillion Game is DEFINITELY not BL, but Meguro Ren was in Kieta Hatsukoi so my boy should get a PASS 😤 Haru is confident yet humble, self-proclaimed selfish yet always selfless. god i love competent men *swoons* Trillion Game is out on Netflix, please check out my boy Haru and his boy(friend) Gaku and their start-up adventure together 🥺👉👈.

4. Charn (Laws of Attraction)

while i can't guarantee that i can give Charn a good time, i believe that as a fellow lawyer i can assist Charn with any case work he got. Like i said, i am a sucker for competent men 😮‍💨.

3. Tangmo (Great Men Academy)

you don't understand how obsessed i am with the og golden retriever, nation's boyfriend, Tangmo. it's been 4? years... i have not let him go... gentle soft boi but great at judo too? i think Tangmo and i should have our wrestling sessions ending up as makeout sessions.

2. Joe (My Stand In)

this is kind of a cheat but i've read the original novel for My Stand In (Professional Body Double by Shui Qian Cheng) and i can confirm Joe/Zhou Xiang is the sweetest soul, most precious, unluckiest gay ever (Ming, you are on sight, watch it sir or imma steal Joe away). i'm super excited for My Stand In because i hope i get to fall in love with Joe once again the way i fell super hard, head over heels for him when i finished this danmei novel within less than 24 hours. (was this shameless PR for Poom Phuripan's new BL series next year? yes, yes it absolutely was 🤗)

1. Khun Yai and Jom (I Feel You Linger In The Air)

if i don't have a gentle lover like Khun Yai Kritsada Palathip or a soft boyfriend like Jom Ravit Pittayanan then what's the POINT. i want both of them so BAD. also isn't it such a crime that Yai lives his entire life the rest of his live in celibacy, having fucked only ONE person (the love of his life) in his lifetime. LET ME IN. i will love both of you equally.

+ bonus: Chef Guy (Bake Me Please)

did you REALLY think i was gonna end my list without current loml, our resident sad boi, considerate and caring Chef Guy? 😅 Guy deserves a spot on here because well i'm absolutely feral for this man. Guy is just the nicest guy and i will literally do anything for him. Guy had me at hello but my heart truly broke when he comforted Peach saying he doesn't want to see Peach who's given him so much positivity, cry 😭.

oooooh that was soooo hard ;_; i love all these characters, maybe one day i need to start listing the female characters i'd totally hypothetically bang too because WOMEN ARE HOT 🔥.

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choiaerii · 6 months

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enhypen as your boyfriend · 엔하이픈 ·

¿ not proofread ¿ fluffy? @ choiaerii

lee heeseung ꔛ

he cares so much about you it's so cute

hugs. kisses. repeat.

everyday with him is like a breath of fresh air, he loves you so much, and you love him so much too!!

free vocal training lessons, his vocals are HEAVENLY

take good care of our ace <3

park jongseong ꔛ

rich boy

spoils you crazy, but he knows you aren't using him

cologne king WHY DOES HE ALWAYS SMELL SO GOOD?!!?!?

APPRECIATE HIS COOKING. HIS COOKING.

he cooks literally whatever you want, it's so sweet

boyfriend material he literally does everything for you

sim jaeyun ꔛ

jake is the cutest person ever

shows so much affection towards you and layla

so many kisses

takes you out on the most romantic/cute dates like every other day you're so lucky to have him

he insists on walking layla with you everyday, puppy benefits

hardworking baby

park sunghoon ꔛ

loudest introvert ; sometimes he's so quiet but other times you can't get him to quiet down

everyday with sunghoon is filled with adventure and happiness

takes you to the ice rink a lot and impresses you everytime with his skating skills

ice prince.

ICE PRINCE.

kim sunoo ꔛ

he's so cute

you love to make him smile his cute smile

aegyo king

teaches you how to do aegyo

Y/NNIE + DDUNOO

sassy king

gives you all the sass and the side-eyes

yang jungwon ꔛ

free concerts everyday the boy is so talented

his. dimples. do i need to say more??

cuddles and kisses everyday he's so in love w/ you

oh he's smitten.

nishimura riki ꔛ

teases you like every other second

YAH

dance machine

teaches you how to dance

doesn't love skinship but he'll hold your hand

he's literally crazy you guys have so much fun together

you guys always vibe to random songs that the both of you like

y'all never sleep. period.

aeri's note: guys i'm literally so nice i updated like 2 minutes ago and here's another one. i'm just the nicest enhypen author ever ong. more updates to come~~

#kpop #enhypen #enhypen imagines #niki x reader

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silly-little-gooses · 23 days

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your hc for jameson as a girls dad are so cute 😭💗💗 could you pls make hc about averyjameson as parents together? have the nicest day!!!

ofc I’d love to you’re so sweet! <3

avery and jameson have three kids - two daughters and one son.

jameson claims he can understand the language of baby talk. strangely enough, whenever his toddlers babble about something, he can always get it right what they need.

jameson cried harder then avery when he found out she was pregnant. same thing with their births.

jameson and avery got to every single one of their kids sports games and scream their head offs supporting them.

nash, xander, and grayson are the best uncles ever and are always trying to spend time with their nieces and nephews and help whenever they can.

avery can make her babies laugh with just about anything. she could make silly faces, talk to them, drop a pan on the floor, and the little kids would burst out laughing and find everything amusing.

avery and jameson hire a very large security team for their kids, like ten to twenty people. they’ve experienced first hand the affects of paparazzi and social media and they really want to keep their kids safe from that.

avery absolutely adores dressing up their toddlers in the cutest little outfits ever. boy, girl, doesn’t matter, she will find the most adorable clothing and accessories.

jameson loves to embarrass his kids in front of their friends/crushes. he never goes too far but he always likes to add in a teasing comment or dad joke or riddle.

their son looks just like jameson, the resemblance is a bit frightening. the same green eyes, sarcastic smirk, fluffy brown hair, etc.

this one is obvious but avery and jameson’s child is the most beautiful, gorgeous, majestic, ethereal being in the history of man. two gorgeous parents, how could you not?

avery and jameson have witnessed how pressuring and stressful it can be to be a hawthorne and live up to all those expectations. so, they don’t force their kids to win world records or start their own business or anything like that. they let them be kids.

I mentioned this before but jameson is not allowed to help name children. he would pick the most unserious, ridiculous names ever. fortunately, avery picks the prettiest names for their kids, with the help of max and libby ofc.

avery and jameson want their kids to feel like normal kids. they read a picture book before bed, treat their kids to ice cream, talk to their teddy bears, etc. anything to make their kids feel happy.

road trips with the hawthorne-grambs family is always absolutely crazy. there’s music blasting, snacks being eaten, sing-alongs, a bit of arguing, all the fun of road trips.

also here’s a bit of an update! six of crows content won my poll by a landslide so, please please please send in any requests you have for both the inheritance games content or six of crows content bc I do all of this for you lovely people! byeee! <3

#the inheritance games #jennifer lynn barnes #jameson hawthorne #avery grambs #averyjameson #headcanon #booktok #parenting

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hannahssimblr · 3 months

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“Oh,” she says, perturbed, “Jude is here.”

I swipe the heel of my hand under my teary eye, “Yeah, he is. We’re doing maths.”

“Looks like it.”

“Shell, do you want to come in?” Jen says, “We were just taking a break if you wanted to talk about something.”

“Um, no, I’ll talk to you later.”

“No, come on,” she holds out her hands and beckons her over to us, “Come and chill out with us.”

Michelle’s journey to the bed is stilted, like she can’t imagine something more awkward than sharing space on a mattress with me, and I am awkward too, discomfort in my stomach as she occupies the patch of bed to Jen’s right, while I sit on her left, one earphone still dangling from my ear.

Jen slings arms around us both, “I wish you two would just hang out,” she says, “Wah! It’s so silly, yeah, Michelle you’re, like, doing the emo thing right now and Jude has decided to be a Rugby Wanker, but why does that have to divide us? At the end of the day you’re both immigrants, and I’m gay. We’d be the ideal friend group,” she nudges us with her knees, “outsiders, yeah?”

“Jude is not an immigrant in the same way. He’s white.”

“His grandmother on his dad’s side is Portuguese,” Jen says diplomatically, and we both roll our eyes, “God, I’m joking, I know it’s not the same,” She snatches hold of my face, “But look at his complexion, hm? Can’t you see it a little bit? That lit-from-within skin? God, he’s so pretty.”

Michelle makes a face, “Um, I think I’m going to go out and hang with Evan.”

“Isn’t that what you and Debra were shouting about just now?”

She goes a bit red, and eyes flit to mine for a moment and make me wish I wasn’t here. “Yeah, mam doesn’t want me to go out but like, she can’t really tell me what to do.”

“Okay, well, suit yourself. You’re missing out here though, Jude was just singing My Chemical Romance to me, and it was gorgeous.”

It’s my turn to feel embarrassed, “Clearly you’re not missing much. Um, have fun with Evan.”

“Yeah, I will,” She stands up and adjusts the hem of her black mini skirt, “Do I look okay, Jen?” Her tights have loads of holes in them, but I assume she wants them to be like that so I don’t give any insight.

“Yeah you’re hot. Go get rode.” She gives her a playful slap in the bum and she’s gone. We listen to her boots thunder down the stairs, then the slam of the front door. Debra screams at her to come back, or at least put on a coat. She does neither.

“You’re so weird around Michelle,” Jen accuses me as we resume our trigonometry lesson, “Why do you do that? You just stop talking.”

“I don’t know. I guess I can sense that she doesn’t like me.”

“She would like you if you talked to her.”

“I don’t know, Jen. If she was going to like me she’d probably have done it already,” I scan the page of equations for something that looks familiar, and can’t even remember what we were working on. “I think I must have done something, or maybe she just doesn’t like the kind of person that I am.”

“But you’re the sweetest, nicest, cutest boy alive,” Jen protests, “That’s not it. I think it’s just a clique thing. She’s just used to hanging out with a certain crowd of people. She doesn’t think that the people who play sport are going to be nice to people like her.”

“Well, I hate that then, because it’s not true. Being on the school rugby team and not having greasy hair doesn’t make me an arsehole by default.”

“What you just said does.”

“What?”

“Saying she has greasy hair doesn’t really help your case.”

“It’s not Michelle who has greasy hair. I was thinking about the other people who hang around the back steps of the lunch room.”

A snort, “You can say Evan.”

“Yeah, Evan’s hair is greasy sometimes. But like, so what, I guess. He doesn’t have to wash it,” I find a doodle I did earlier in margin of the maths book, a little drawing of a guy with lank hair flopped over one eye and a mouth full of sharp, pointed teeth. “He also doesn’t have to be an arsehole, which he is, by the way. Not me.”

“Evan is actually pretty nice.”

“Hm.”

“I think you should make an effort with him. I think he’s just cagey, and I think if you took time to hang out with him and talk to him then you’d see that you actually have a lot in common, you know? He’s got really good taste in music, and he’s funny, and he likes to draw.”

“Yeah, I know, he and Michelle sit down at the back of my art class and scribble pictures of crying eyes and wilting roses and shit for the whole hour.”

“They’re so deep and romantic like that,” She says wistfully, and I can't tell if she’s joking.

“Right.”

“I think if you make an effort with him then you and Michelle can get closer and then we’ll all be like a big happy family. The perfect little friend group, hm?”

I snicker, “So I’d be going through this effort for your direct benefit?”

“Of course,” She says, rolling over to her back and shooting me a grin, “Who else would it be for?”

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#lucky boy 2009 #who else WOULD it be for Judie?#love the teenage chat about who has greasy hair and who does not #the most pressing question #tw: sex mention

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corviids · 1 year

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I am a firm believer that aenys is half in love with his muna and now i am cackling at the thought that he once declares that he wishes to marry luke when he grows up - can you imagine lucemond's reaction? luke would be all like "aww my darling boy, that is so sweet", meanwhile aemond is standing there like 🧍‍♂️

aenys at five years old declares that he is going to marry his muña because muña is the prettiest, nicest muña in the world and luke thinks it’s the cutest thing ever. little does either know, aenys has just cemented his own fate. luke thinks it’s not that serious cuz “aemond, we are married. i’m literally carrying your child.” but aemond is just like “luke, you clearly aren’t aware of how our family is”

#aemond has beef with his child because he is more than aware of their families history of relatives murdering each other to marry each other #asks

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umichlvr · 9 months

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throwback thursday | more than friends au | t. zegras x m. thompson

new au!!! hope u guys enjoy it! also i’m hopefully gonna be more active with my writing now that it’s summer. remember requests are open & so are anons! constructive criticism / positive feedback appreciated! 💗

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not my gif, creds to svechnikovvv

warnings: just cussing, all fluff!

a/n: i’ll hopefully be getting an au introduction out soon with like background information and all that

maevethompson

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maevethompson since it’s thursday, how bout a little throwback??

tagged trevorzegras

trevorzegras why do i continue to put up with you

maevethompson because you love me, duhhh🤓🤓

jackhughes thank you maeve for this post, you never get the recognition you deserve

maevethompson wow jack, i’m impressed! i think that’s the nicest thing you’ve ever said to me🙌🏼

jackhughes i take it back i don’t like you

user1 wait omg are they dating???🫣

user2 i wish!!! they’ve literally been besties since like birth and they look at each other with so much love in their eyes🥹🥹

maevethompson hi!! me and trev are just besties, all love though! 😚💗

colecaufield i’m enjoying the z slander, keep it coming

maevethompson yes sir mr goal caufield🫡

trevorzegras

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trevorzegras since maeve decided we were posting throwbacks (and horrible pictures) here’s my go at it (this was difficult because mae makes me delete all the good bad pics of her😒😒)

tagged maevethompson

maevethompson aw trev, i didn’t think you had it in you to post anything cute but this is adorb 🥹

trevorzegras yeah yeah, whatever, yeah yeah i know i’m awesome and you love me😉😏

maevethompson i am this 🤏🏼 close to blocking you. you’re so annoying please humble yourself or i’ll do it for you 👊🏼

jamie.drysdale please do it for him i’d pay good money to see him get punched

trevorzegras hey man, i thought we were friends??

maevethompson jaym likes me more HA HA

trevorzegras what the hell is “jaym”

maevethompson a nickname, duh🤓, it’s like jamie without the ee pronunciation

jackhughes how come you get to call her cool nicknames but we’re not allowed??

maevethompson hey i never said that!! you guys can call me tommy

jackhughes yeah i know he said it

maevethompson i hate him he’s such a gaslighter gaskeeper and non girlboss

trevorzegras i’m hurt.

maevethompson good.

user3 ARE YOU KIDDING ME🥹THEY WERE THE CUTEST KIDS EVER🥲

maevethompson hehe thank u 🤭🩷

maevethompson

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maevethompson officially an honorary hughes!!!! (i was invited to the lake house as a plus one) p.s. dylan duke i think i love you

tagged trevorzegras, jackhughes, _alexturcotte, _quinnhughes, lhughes_06, dylanduke25

jackhughes absolutely thrilled you could join the family (i am being forced to type this)

maevethompson aw i love you too jack 😇

dylanduke25 i think i love YOU maeve thompson

maevethompson oh STAHAP 🖐🏼 🫳🏼 ur too good to me dyl

lhughes_06 you guys are weird

maevethompson go fuck yourself lucas

lhughes_06 😔😔

_alexturcotte best damn wakeboarder in the nation 🫡 mad respect for my girl maeve 🤍

maevethompson ❤️❤️ love u turcs 🥹

trevorzegras you’re the best plus one a guy could ask for

maevethompson you’re the worst roommate ever. STOP SNORING. please😔 i need my beauty sleep

user4 i can’t decide if her and alex have a thing (cause he got a few pics plus HIS COMMENT??) or her and dylan have a thing cause what???

user1 okay but what about jack?? he got 3 different pictures on here plus they’re always in each others comments

trevorzegras no

user5 jack is taking DOWN that watermelon

maevethompson he’s a munch what can i say 🤷🏼‍♀️

trevorzegras

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trevorzegras “don’t put some stupid ass caption on your post only ‘the boys’ will understand. i hate that shit because i AM one of the boys and i never get them.” - tommy 🌬🚙⏰

tagged jackhughes, _quinnhughes, maevethompson

maevethompson see now what the hell do those emojis mean??? i don’t like you guys you’re so secretive😒🖕🏼

trevorzegras oh but how you love me

jackhughes it’s the way of the world ⏰

maevethompson i’m genuinely convinced you morons spend time together in your rooms discussing these made up sayings like

trevorzegras tick tock🤫

jackhughes maevethompson we just know each other too well i guess

maevethompson are you guys secret lovers or what

user5 LMFAOOOO

colecaufield the way of the jungle🦁

maevethompson yeah cole i don’t know how much i can love you after this

_alexturcotte ET phone home

maevethompson i don’t wanna be ur fav girl anymore

dylanduke25 i would love to participate in the comments but i don’t want maevy trying to shove me off the boat tomorrow 🫡

maevethompson the love i have for you is unmatched dyl i think i’m going to marry you some day

dylanduke25 all love❤️❤️

user3 maeve and dylan are so adorable are you kidding🥹🥹🩷🩷

user2 RIGHT??? i don’t even care if they’re dating or just friends they treat each other so well🥹 i love them💖💖

that’s all for part one! thank u so much for reading <33 reblogs, comments, and follows always very appreciated! requests are open, feel free to lmk your thoughts on this au! huge huge thank you to makayla for all her help on this 💗💗

#cammies works #trevor zegras x reader #trevor zegras x y/n #trevor zegras #trevor zegras fluff #trevor zegras fic #trevor zegras x oc #more than friends au #insta edit

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radioactivepeasant · 8 months

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Snippet Thursday: Demolition Trio

The winning prompt for this week was "Demolition Trio: Jak's dog chooses violence" as a follow-up to last week's snippet where he got the dog. Don't worry, no animals were harmed in the making of this snippet. Errol got a little traumatized though.

"Here boy! C'mere!"

Jak bent and patted his knees, a wide, silly grin decorating his face.

With a growling, grumbly vocalization, the crocadog bounded out of the transport and leaped into the boy's waiting arms. Rip wriggled and panted happily, perfectly content to be held like a puppy by the unnaturally strong teenager. Jak laughed and stumbled back a step before finding his balance.

"Whoa!" He hefted the pup higher -- if he could outpace the average KG with a twenty pound ottsel on his shoulder, he could handle a hundred pound half-grown crocadog.

A high-pitched squeal caught both sets of ears, and Jak swiveled on one heel expectantly to see Tess standing on the quay with her hands clasped in front of her mouth. She bounced on her toes even as she directed two men with a trolley to carry Krew's newest shipment of alcohol inside the bar.

"Awww!! You didn't tell me you had a puppy!" Tess shouted across the landing platform.

Jak set Rip down and hooked the thin chain lead to his collar. It seemed overly fancy for a place like Haven -- a beautiful, patterned steel that looked like watermarked paper. "Silksteel", Damas called it, an alloy made from metalhead bodies and Precursor metal melted together in a crucible. Jak was pretty sure the dog's leash was legitimately the nicest thing he'd ever owned -- and maybe the only thing that wasn't a hand-me-down besides his gun.

"Hey, Tess!" Jak jogged across the walkway with Rip trotting along beside him. Once they'd stopped in front of Tess, the dog went on alert. Ears pricked, tail stiff, he shouldered between Jak and the girl with a low warning rumble.

"Hey, hey. Easy, Rip. Good boy."

Jak reached out and boldly took Tess’s hand. "Here, let him smell you so he knows you're a friend."

Tess was not wholly unfamiliar with dogs. She tucked her fingers into a loose fist and held them out for the young croc to sniff.

"Hey, bubba," she cooed, "Who's a good boy, huh? Is it you?"

"It is not," Daxter loudly interrupted as he finally caught up to Jak. "Jak, your demon dog befouled the air train! I had to pay extra fare for cleaning!"

Jak snorted. "Oops. My bad, I'll pay you back, Dax."

"Daxter!" Tess threw open her arms to scoop the ottsel into them. "Ooooh-! I missed you!"

If ottsels could have blushed, Daxter would have been the approximate color of a tomango. Seeing Short Master and Shorter Master so relaxed with Nice-Smelling Lady, the dog calmed immediately. He sat back on his haunches and decided after a moment that it wasn't fair that Daxter was getting all the love. Rip whined for attention, sticking his cold nose on Tess’s bare knee. Tess squeaked and jerked away, then burst out laughing.

"Awww aren't you the cutest puppy!"

For some reason, Jak couldn’t help feeling a little pride. He scrubbed his hand across Rip's ears and grinned. "Well, his runt brother is actually the cutest. Rip is pretty great, though."

Tess’s eyes narrowed to a laser focus. She had her suspicions that Jak was referring to the puppy that always followed the tiny Heir around. The Heir that Jak had kidnapped and refused to give up the location of. The Shadow was breathing down her neck to get information out of Jak before they lost their chance to open the Tomb. But she couldn't act on her suspicions here in the open! Even if Krew hadn't been in earshot, Jak would just deny it anyway.

What she needed was for Jak to actually trust her with...whatever it was he was doing. The younger teen seemed to be fighting his own private war solo, only working with the Underground or Krew when he felt like it.

"No dogs allowed!" Krew barked from the doorway of the saloon. "This is a pub, not a kennel, eh?"

"Dog? What dog?" Sig's voice floated past him.

"The brat brought a crocadog from his latest hunting excursion," Krew sniffed. "People don't pay to see normal animals on my wall, you know, even if they are dangerous."

He shook his folding fan at the boys.

"That trophy had better be in mint condition or you can turn right around and stay out until you bring me something better!"

Daxter rolled his eyes from Tess’s arms. "Relax, hoverboy. Mr. MacPooch down there helped us bag a ramhead before he was even house-trained!"

"He is house-trained, though," Jak added hastily.

It couldn't have been more obvious that something had changed about Jak when he widened his eyes and hit Krew with a forlorn, innocent look.

"You don't mind if I put him up in the bar loading bay, right?"

Before Krew could answer, Jak shifted his weight and channeled just the tiniest hint of dark eco into his eyes, enlarging his pupils. He rubbed his arm, mimicking Mar's usual method for getting Damas to agree to something.

"I just don't want him running loose, y'know? The Guard are really bad about hunting civilian pets for kicks, and- and I really didn't want to have to gut a whole squad today."

There was something deeply unsettling about Jak putting on the guise of a vulnerable, worried kid while casually discussing mass carnage. Krew stared at the youngest "employee" on his roster. Well, "intern" was more accurate. He paid the brat in food and gun upgrades -- and the latter was only because Sig insisted and it wasn't wise to overly antagonize one's bodyguard. He'd never been a "dog person", himself.

Before his racing injury, he used to promise his daughter he'd bring her all kinds of pets to make up for his constant absence. Terrakeets, cabbits, dogats- he'd even sent her a jer-boa once. (That had been an unmitigated disaster, leading to his ex-wife calling to scream at him when the fuzzy legged-snake decided to constrict and consume a neighbor's hip-hog.)

Dogs had never once been on the list.

Krew curled his lip. "You're lucky I like you, Jak," he groused. "Get that thing in the back before someone reports us to the health inspector!"

He started to float back to the bar, then turned.

"And don't do that face again! It's upsetting!"

Jak snorted, and in an instant his old demeanor was back. "Sure, sure."

Tess followed Krew in, directing the last of the bottle delivery, and grimaced when she noticed a particular patron waiting at the bar.

Errol.

"Champion Commander Erol Errol", as he always bragged to her.

She suspected his parents had not been especially creative people.

His swaggering bravado and complete failure to understand that someone could willingly cross him made him a decent source of intel, but Tess had hidden in sewers that made her feel less slimy than she did every time she played Cute Barmaid with Errol.

Her personal feelings aside, she knew Errol had done something to Jak. Something bad. The man was allergic to keeping his mouth shut if anyone brought Jak up. He was both sadistic and obsessed - a dangerous combination.

And Jak was about to walk in and see him.

Tess squeezed Daxter in a silent cue to go warn the boy, but it was too late. A low, almost subsonic rumbling began to fill the room, vibrating the floorboards. The dog had clearly picked up on his master's sudden tension. Rip's eyes were fixed on the commander, lips slowly peeling back to reveal dozens of jagged teeth. Beside him, Jak had gone still, eyes cold. He quietly, deliberately, dropped the leash. But this time there was no fear in his reaction.

Daxter patted Tess’s arm. "It's okay, babe," he whispered, "Demon Dog won't let the Tattooed Wonder try anything funny."

Honestly, he was amazed by how much the dog boosted Jak's confidence. Maybe that was why Mar was so terrifyingly fearless?

"Hey Sig, I thought Krew said no dogs allowed!" Jak said loudly.

Tess tensed. Kid, don't-!

"You better let Praxis know his mutt wandered in here."

Outrage wiped the smug look right off of Errol's face. He lurched off the barstool and pasted on a condescending coo.

"Well isn't that sweet. The freak found his long-lost twin."

He took a meaningful step forward, and his fingers brushed against the wicked hunting knife on his belt. "Maybe this one will respond better to obedience tra-"

He didn't get a chance to finish the sentence before Rip was on him.

Tess leaped to the side with a shriek that didn't even come close to matching the shrill sound coming out of the commander. He sounded like a wounded rabmouse-

Probably because his entire head was currently inside the crocadog's mouth.

"Not on my freshly waxed floors, Cherry!" Sig complained, "C'mon!"

Secretly, he hoped the puppy would just bite down. Hard. But Krew was afraid of Errol's influence and Sig knew it. Best to put on a facade.

Jak watched Errol flail and try to pry Rip's mouth open for a few seconds with the kind of detached curiosity generally reserved for particularly strange looking insects. But when he heard the whine of Krew's hoverchair returning, he finally intervened.

"Rip! Drop it!" he commanded.

Rip did not drop it.

"Come on, pal. I told you not to eat garbage! Spit it out!"

Reluctantly, the croc opened his half-shut jaws and delicately spat the commander's head out. He looked sorely put-out by the loss of his prey, and grumbled reproachfully at Jak. Errol thudded to the floor, dripping with thick drool and finally understanding what it meant to have one's life flash before one's eyes. His hand inched toward his knife as he desperately hoped the croc wouldn't notice his movement.

"Rip, heel."

Jak made a hand signal and the huge dog left his prey to take up a guard stance in front of his human. Jak wrapped the end of the lead around his glove and stroked the dog's back.

"Good boy, Rip! Good boy!"

Mollified, Rip let his tail thump happily against Jak’s legs. Well, if Short Master said he was A Good Boy, maybe it was okay that he didn't get to Crunch the sickly smelling Red Thing this time.

Daxter's ears drooped. "Awww, I wanted to see if KG really do run around for a couple seconds after they lose their heads," he joked.

He and Jak both knew he would have been violently ill if this had actually happened.

"Aw where's the fun in that?" Jak retorted, "Just four witnesses? Nah man, it's gotta be the Stadium. We're gonna pulverize him in front of thousands. That'll be way more memorable."

He casually stepped over Errol's prone body, secure for once in the knowledge that the man couldn't hurt him.

Not if he wanted to keep all his body parts.

He paused and crouched next to the wide-eyed man's head.

"Next time, I won't be there to save you, commander," he murmured, "Tread lightly. And try not to run. Crocs love it when you run."

Jak stood and patted his thigh, and Rip bounced over Errol -- one paw landing in the middle of his stomach as he went. "Alright, Rip, let's get you settled. If you're good, I'll bring you some metalhead scraps. Sound good?"

"WURF."

"Yeah, I thought you'd like that."

Errol stayed on the floor, staring at the ceiling, for a full four minutes after that.

It wasn't hard for Tess to convince Krew that he'd consumed more than his share of liquor, or to convince him to eject the man from the bar until he could "pay" his "tab".

She made a face.

"Remind me to keep some chew toys around here," she whispered to Daxter. "I don't want Rippy getting any ideas about my rifles."

#fic prompts #writing prompts #free day thursday #snippet thursday #jak and daxter #jak and daxter aus #Demolition Trio au #commander errol #erol errol NAUGHTY DOG WHY IS THAT HIS NAME?!#jnd tess #jak 2 renegade #crocadog #Errol is Not having a good time and we're delighted #hey he should be grateful he didn't try to touch Jak or he would've gotten the Captain Hook Experience #he still might. the games definitely establish that he has No Risk Assessment #Jak now has a therapy dog that will eventually be the size of a haflinger pony

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