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kawaiisimp · 2 years

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Hair cuts and cherry chap stick

Hi so this is the first fanfic I have literally ever written. It's completely self indulgent. I just like the thought of Vil not wearing makeup, wearing a crop top, running his fingers through my hair, insert other stupid tropes. This is not proof read like at all, so if you see any mistakes let me know. Reblogs and likes are appreciated, but I don't think I'll write a lot bc school got me dying. I've got some other fic ideas that I'll write faster tho if people like this one ig?

Vil Schoenheit x gn!reader; Characters mentioned: Epel, Rook, Cater, Ace, Deuce, and Jack (I think that's it); 16+? (Reader fanisizes about Vil, but it doesn't go far); it's long af; slow burn?; lots of teasing and blushing; Vil is ooc tbh; I based the reader's hair off of mine bc I wasn't sure how to write other hair, I'm sorry; pet names are used

Anyways! On to the fic.

When you first asked if Vil would give your hair a trim while waiting on Epel to finish showering before your sleepover started, he immediately declined.

"Please, Vil. I really need one and I refuse to pay for a salon trip," you begged him feeling annoyed as you sat on his silky sheets.

"Why do I need to be the one to trim your hair. I'm sure Jade would love to give you a haircut." He scoffed and stared you down from his vanity mirror while continuing to rub his makeup remover onto his face with a brush.

A sigh left your lips as you scooted closer to the edge of his bed and pouted.

"Vil, my split ends are absolutely terrible! You said so yourself 15 minutes ago! Plus, I wouldn't let Jade get near me with scissors if somebody paid me!" You sighed again, throwing yourself backward, burying your face into his silky pillows.

"Not to mention, I think you owe me a favor for letting you use me like a dress-up doll all the time," you shifted in your spot, pausing for a second "and I enjoy it when we get alone time..." You trailed off blushing, gaining Vil's full attention.

He slowly turned around and placed his brush down, "Potato, I hate mumbling, so if you have something to say say it clearly!"

You slowly turned over to look at him checking to see for signs of actual anger, but you were greeted with the ethereal view of his makeup removed, and his gold and violet strands pulled loosely into a ponytail with a purple silk headband keeping his locks from mixing with the cream currently on his face. He stared back with his piercing violet eyes. You fully sat up to face him, admiring the slight smile pulling at his lips, with smudged lipstick around the edges and the, now messy, mascara and dark purple eyeshadow surrounding his unwavering eyes. You felt your face heat up upon noticing the slight pink tint on the tips of his ears, meaning he had heard you. You soaked in the moment knowing seeing him in this state was a rare occurrence. You opened your mouth to tell him he looked gorgeous, but the moment was ruined when Rook burst into Vil's dorm room.

"Oh, Trickster! I thought I would find you with Roi du Poison!" He announced, flamboyant as ever, "Monsieur Cherry Apple is awaiting you!"

You groaned and rolled off of Vil's bed onto the floor causing Rook to chuckle and Vil to gasp as your old gym shorts rode up along with your NRC t-shirt, exposing your stomach.

"Potato! You ruined my bed and your outfit is now sideways and completely wrinkled!" Vil snapped as you pushed yourself off the floor and started gathering your things. You just smiled at him and shrugged.

"It's going to end up that way anyways while I sleep." You said, giving the pair a tired half smile and a wave as Epel appeared in the doorway. "Anyways, I'll see you guys later this week. And Vil, can I come over on Thursday after class? You never really gave me an answer earlier."

Vil scoffed, having already turned back to his vanity, "I did and I believe the answer was no; however, I would be inclined to assist you as long as you're not late, you do not bring your monster creature, and I get to do your makeup to match your picture perfect hair cut," He snapped, continuing to finish his nightly routine.

"Good!" you nearly shouted as you walked out of his dorm room, giving Vil a wide smile; leaving Rook and Vil to themselves. Epel was talking about something, but you couldn't focus not after seeing Vil looking unperfect. And definitely not after he agreed to spend time alone with you on Thursday. It was a struggle to even sleep that night but; once you did fall asleep Vil was the last thought on your mind. And the first one when you woke up.

On Monday, you found yourself getting more excited as Thursday drew closer. Your excitement finally became too much to bare for a certain brainless duo. As they had been giving you side glances in every class since Monday at breakfast. Not that you really noticed, as the only guy on your mind was Vil.

The straw that finally broke the camel's back was when Cater posted a picture of you on his magicam day-dreaming with a blush and slight smile plastered on your face. The caption read, "Oh, look at the perfect! They're totes smitten with someone! #loveisintheair #socute! #anyguesseswho." The post blew up so much that by Thursday morning, half of the school had guesses as to who it was, and the other half were in denial. Ace and Deuce were skeptical about the idea of you, the overblot fighting perfect, having a crush. But the post was impossible to ignore, and the longer the pair looked at your face, the more the idea of you having a crush ate at them.

"What's up with you this week?” Ace finally asked during lunch on Thursday. He had a look of disgust and annoyance. A short staring contest started between the both of you and the rest of the first years froze. Everyone was waiting for your response.

A blush slowly crept up your face. You believed you’d been hiding your excitement rather well. You slowly pulled your sandwich away from your face finding your plate was suddenly extremely interesting.

“What are you talking about?” You said, refusing to look up at the group.

“Dude, are you kidding right now?” Ace eyed you down, putting his fork down.

“You’re blushing!” Deuce announced with a mixture of shock and confusion.

“I am not!” Your face turned redder; whether it was embarrassment or anger, was unclear.

“Oh Great Seven, You really ain't got the hots for some guy, do ya?” Epel said, his eyes narrowing, pointing his fork at you.

“What? No! Where is this coming from all of a sudden?” The first part of your announcement fell on deaf ears. You swallowed hard, snapping your head up finally to meet the rest of the table, who were all staring at you wide-eyed with smirks, except for Sebek, who looked annoyed.

"Did you not see what Cater posted to his Magicam?" Jack interjected

"No! What did he post?" You never got an answer because Sebek decided he couldn't stay silent anymore.

“Human! You better not have a crush on lord Malleus!” Sebek snapped

"Ew! Why would they be into Malleus of all people!" Announced Ace. The pair started to bicker over Malleus, and then something else, and the topic was somehow forgotten. You were just happy nobody had figured out your crush on a certain blonde and violet-haired celebrity. The rest of the day went normally.

After class, you found yourself opening Magicam and typing in Cater's username. There you saw Cater's post. And the top-liked comment was Vil's. The Vil Schoenheit on his public magicam account, for millions to see typed, "I've never seen the perfect so charming; however, do they know you took this, Cater?" You nearly dropped your phone in shock, your heartbeat ringing in your ears. Your face burned hot as the word charming ran through your mind repeatedly.

You were filled with an increased level of excitement, and you found yourself practically running to Vil's dorm. Before you knew it, you were opening the door to the Pomefiore dorm and practically skipping down the long corridor to Vil's door. You gently knocked on his door, expecting him to tell you to leave or tell you to open the door and let yourself in.

You were shocked when the door swung open, revealing Vil with his hair unbraided and a more natural makeup look on his face. He stared at you down with an unreadable expression. Your eyes travel from his face down to his "Casual" wear consisting of a dark purple, nearly black, tight crop top sweater and a pair of velvet sweatpants of the same color with the band of clearly expensive boxers exposed. You didn't realize you'd been staring since he walked out until your eyes fell back on his glossy lips, now pulled in a small confident smile. You felt your face turn scarlet upon realizing he had been watching you mentally undressing him.

"Ah, potato you're not late. That's quite shocking considering those troublemakers seem to follow you around like lost puppies." He ended his sentence with a chuckle and stared you down with his hand on his hip and the other on his door, holding it open. It took you a moment to remember how to speak.

"Um yeah, I disappeared before they could see me." You mumbled, your head moving down to stare at your feet to keep your eyes from wandering down to his lips.

Vil chuckled as his left thumb and index finger raised your chin, so your eyes met his gaze. He leaned in closer to your face and you moved with him, stopping just centimeters away from his lips. He pulled back a little further.

"You know I hate mumbling, but I do find it amusing how you did not deny the way they follow you around." He let go of your face slowly as he soaked in your flushed, half-lidded-eye expression. He suddenly pulled back fully, leaving you a little disappointed with a racing heart. He finished opening his door and grabbed your hand, gently guiding you into his room.

In a daze, you allowed him to guide you into his dorm. He dropped your hand and allowed you to take off your shoes and jacket. Vil closed the door behind you and placed his hand on your lower back, barely giving you any time to slow your heart rate. Vil guided you wordlessly to his vanity. His hand moved off of your back and he grabbed your hand to help you sit. He let go of your hand with a soft squeeze and gave you a small smile. You could feel his hair brush against your ear as he leaned over to move some items closer to him, causing you to jump slightly. You thought you heard him slightly chuckle, but you were sure because of your heart hammering in your ears. He leaned down to grab a barber cape. He placed it over your frame in a swift, elegant motion. You felt your face turn pink as he lifted your hair and clasped the cape. You could still feel the sensation of his fingers on the back of your neck as he leaned down to get eye-level with you in the mirror.

He placed his hands on your shoulders, moving closer to your ear, "So what were you thinking for your hair?" Your face went red, and you accidentally let out a nearly inaudible whimper, but it was clear he heard it as his eyes locked with yours with a new glint present in his violent orbs.

You let out a little cough as you spoke, "I want all of my spit ends cut off, and you to thin it out?" Vil nodded as he pulled away from you, grabbing a hair brush.

"That's simple enough." he hummed as he began to run his fingers through your hair, picking a spot to start brushing.

Once he started, you closed your eyes. In an attempt to calm your heart, by concentrating on the feeling of the hairbrush running through your hair. Trying desperately to ignore that the one brushing your hair was the guy you'd been crushing on since the third week of school. It was quite difficult, considering the only thing you could smell was his cologne. The only thing you could feel was his manicured nails running through your hair and you knew if you opened your eyes, you would see him moving in the mirror as he tended to your hair. He was impossible to ignore, to not think about, so you gave in and let him fill your thoughts, despite the fact you might be close to going into cardiac arrest.

You were used to having Vil fill your thoughts, but it was different when he was literally inches away from you. You're used to feeling your heart rate speed up when you thought about holding his hand, kissing his cheeks, saying I love you to each other, placing little pecks on his lips before class, and cuddling with him at night. You're used to having your breathing hitch when your mind wanders into what it would feel like to run his fingers through his hair, hear him whisper "I love you" against your lips before pulling you in by your neck for a deep kiss, him holding on to your hips and you tugging him by his belt loops as his tongue slips past your lips, his lips against your neck as he pushes you down on his bed; where you've watched him do his makeup many times, him telling you you're gorgeous as he pushes his hand under-

You were ripped out of your thoughts when he asked a question. You jumped at the sound of his voice but missed what he asked.

Your face went red as you turned around to face him, worrying he was going to be angry at you for getting lost in your not so pg thoughts. Your worry dissipated as you fully examined his expression, full of admiration and perfectly relaxed with the tips of his ears slightly pink. You wondered if he was imagining the same things as you. The thought made you bite your lip and you cleared your throat to speak.

"I'm sorry, I was dosing off," Your eyes rapidly scanned his face trying to see if he could tell you were lying. It was unclear, so you just continued, feeling extremely nervous. "What did you ask me a minute ago?"

You noticed his face was softer than usual as he looked at you, still running his fingers through your hair. He let out a little chuckle.

"I asked if you needed a drink or a snack before I started on your makeup," He said slowly taking off the cape he placed on you and turning you around to face him.

"Wait, you already cut my hair?" You said wide-eyed.

This time he laughed, a genuine, joyful laugh. One you've only heard once before. It was when the pair of you were sitting on his bed while he was doing your makeup, and you were ranting about the protagonists of the book you were currently reading. You don't remember what made you so mad as his laugh knocked the wind out of you, making you forget why they were so terrible.

"Yes, I finished it ." He said with the last of his laugh. It once again knocked the wind out of you as you stared at him and his natural smile. You suddenly remembered his original question.

"Ah, I don't need a drink or a snack, but is it okay if I go change into something more comfortable. I still have some clothes in your room right?" He smiled softly at you with a thoughtful look.

"I'm okay with you changing. We have ample time, but don't take too long." he paused and grabbed your hand to help you out of your seat before continuing, "You should have shorts, but I'm not certain you have a shirt." He paused again, a slight blush almost too light to see arose to his cheeks, "But I will gladly lend you a shirt of mine. You're welcome to have whichever one you want." He smiled down at gently placing his hand on your lower back, pushing you towards his closet.

You blushed lightly at the thought of wearing his shirt and walked over to his closet your hands slowly running over his tops. You didn’t miss his gaze trailing you with every motion you made while sifting through his clothes. You finally grabbed one of his button up shirts he wears with his uniform. You turned to him for approval and he nodded towards the bathroom. You felt a smile involuntarily form on your lips as you grabbed your things and drifted to the bathroom to change. Once you were dressed you lifted your hands covered by his sleeves to your face and inhaled. You felt your whole body heat up as his scent filled your nose and the softness of his shirt finally soaked in.

You opened the door, tossing the clothes you were wearing before on the floor next to the door. You opened your mouth to tell Vil you were finished, but never got the chance as he gasped and made his way across the floor.

“Potato! You should know better than to just throw your clothes on the ground! At least fold them!” He said exasperated while bending down to gather your clothing.

“You don’t have to do that Vil! I can handle it!”

“Well obviously not, considering how you haphazardly threw them on the floor!” He sighed as he shook his head continuing to fold your clothing, “Will you go sit on the bed and wait for me. It will only take a moment to fix your carelessness.”

You rolled your eyes giggling softly at his antics as you made your way over to his bed. You sat down on his bed against the headboard, crossing your legs as you lowered yourself down on his plush bed. You hummed slightly as you leaned over to grab one of his pillows and placed it on your lap so you could rest your arms. You sat there for a second before a thought crossed your mind. “What if I tease him a little bit?” thought to yourself. He’s so much easier to mess with when his back was to you.

“You know Mr. Vil Schoenheit, you could just tell me directly you care about me instead of cleaning up after me like I’m your partner or something,” you purred at him with a little grin. You gazed at him through half lidden eyes, while leaning forward with your hand on your chin.

You should have known better than to tease the world’s favorite villain, who was known on the big screen for trying to keep the love interests apart; meaning he had read and seen every stupid trope played out more times than he could count.

You watched him slowly rise from his spot on the floor with your clothes in hand as he approached you. He gently sat your clothes down on the little couch at the end of bed. You moved from leaning on your arm to sitting straight up as he cupped your chin. You could tell by his smirk that your reaction boosted his already high ego. He leaned in nearly touching your lips again. The action made your face turn apple red.

“But my darling,” He purred back matching your half lidden expression from earlier, “Do actions not speak louder than words.” He kept eye contact with you as you melted, feeling your violent blush travel down your neck. After a moment of sitting there star struck with his hold still on your chin, you finally jerk back as far as you can with a little squeak.

“Hey! That’s not fair! You cornered me!” You practically whined in a panic, turning your head away to create some distance, the temptation to kiss was far too much and you did not want to create a more awkward situation than the one you’ve already created.

He chuckled at your response, “Well unfortunately, life is typically unfair and you did not seem to think it was unfair earlier,” his tone softened, but there was still a trace of mockery as he moved his hand to your cheek to coax you into facing him. You felt your face twist into an awkward scowl as he moved back, grabbing your upper arm tugging you forward slightly.

He eased off of the bed leaving you flustered behind him, while he grabbed his makeup. He sat the bag down as he climbed back on his bed, leaving one of his legs dangling off of his bed with his other tucked under his body. You watched him as moved looking striking as ever as he pulled his hair back into a pony-tail and pulled his sleeves up.

He snapped you out of your trance when he turned to you holding up the dark purple velvet head band with a bow you always picked when he typical did your make up. You slowly leaned forward allowing him to slip the hand band on your freshly cut hair. The tips of your ears turned pink as you felt his fingers sweep against them. He smiled in response to your involuntary action.

“Now then,” Vil spoke softly as finished tucking a few loose strands of your back, “I’m going to start doing your makeup, and with as many times as we have been in this exact position, you should know the order in which make up is done.” He stated, still in a soft tone, as he reached for a moisturizing primer.

You watched his hands as he gathered some on his finger tips and rubbed the cream around in his hands. He leaned forward to the point where you could feel his breath against your face. You felt your cheeks tingle as they turned pink under the feeling. He clicked his tongue once.

“Close your eyes, dear, and leave them closed until I tell you otherwise,” He whispered sternly.

Your eyes fluttered shut as you listened to the sound of his fingers gliding along your face. It was extremely relaxing and you knew better than to talk while he was focusing on your makeup. You focused on the sounds of him picking up different products, how the brushes felt gliding over your skin, how his breath fanned over your cheeks and sometimes your lips. You both sat there in comfortable silence while you were lost in thought. You had always found it heart warming that the soft tone he used before he started doing your make up, was reserved for only you. Only you heard him speak so softly. And he only started using that tone with you a few months ago, so it must mean something right? I mean you’re at Pomefiore nearly as much as you are in Ramshackle, either by Epel’s, Rook’s, your own, or more recently, Vil’s request. You were ripped out of your thoughts once more by Vil, but this time it was less embarrassing for you.

“Open your eyes.” Vil requested in that soft, gentle tone. It made your heart flutter after where your thoughts had wandered. You slowly opened your eyes and made direct eye contact with Vil. Your eyes darted over his face still perplexed by how he could look so breath taking even without his makeup. You were glad you took the time to admire the man in front of you, because you noticed his cheeks were tinted a light pink. You realized your staring in complete silence was getting a little awkward, well at least in your opinion. You then realized you never felt the cool of liquid liner or the feeling of him softly blowing on your eyelids, but you distintly remember feeling him apply eyeshadow and the other products.

“So, are you going to do eyeliner in a minute or...” You trailed off realizing Vil probably wouldn’t take to kindly about being questioned about makeup, even though he had never actually gotten upset at you before. He smiled at you and closed the eyeshadow pallet he was holding.

“How observant. I’m glad you pay attention when I do your makeup.” He complimented, making your heart flutter for the millionth time this afternoon. “I saw this dewy and soft makeup look on Magicam the other day and immediately thought of you and how radiant you’d look.” He hummed still sounding soft as ever. It was only then that you realized just how close he had gotten. Your lips were nearly touching again and you could feel his breath against your lips. You looked up at him saw he was pondering something. You were about to ask him to kiss you when he suddenly turned away, leaving you disappointed once again.

“I just have to add the final touch of chap stick and lip gloss and then your look is finished.” He muttered. He picked up a cherry flavored chap stick and turned back to you. It was then you saw the bright pink coating his cheeks and ears. You watched, mesmerized as he slightly parted his lips and applied the chap stick to his lips instead of yours.

“What are you doing?” You questioned with a slight waver in your voice. Time seemed to stand still as you felt Vil’s hand on the back of your neck. He leaned in close, lips nearly touching once again.

“You’re the second most gorgeous person I’ve ever seen.” He whispered, barely loud enough for you to hear. He gently guided you forward, both of your half lidden eyes staring into one another’s. Then your lips touched. Your eyes fluttered shut as the feeling of fireworks erupted all over your body. His lips were softer than you could have ever imagined.

Vil slowly pulled back looking just as dazed as you were. He didn’t remove his hand from your neck, but his other hand wrapped around yours. You were completely breathless as you stared at his violet eyes glazed over with adoration and maybe even love. You were both close, but not close enough you could feel his breath on you anymore. Your face redder than riddle’s, redder than the apples Epel carves, redder than the mushrooms Jade tries to force you to eat, you didn’t believe there was a color in the world as red as your face was now. Your gaze shifted away from Vil in embarrassment, even though his face was red too.

“You have no clue how long I’ve wanted to feel your lips against mine,” Vil said lovingly. You felt a you had no clue you were holding be released as your heart fluttered. Your gaze fell back on him and you smiled the warmest smile you had ever given Vil as your hands moved to cup his cheeks.

“Me too,” you said matching Vil’s tone. Vil smiled and placed his forehead against yours. His hands moved to hold your cheeks as you giggled. After a moment you realized you wanted another kiss.

“Um, Vil?” You cursed your voice for wavering.

“Hmmm?”

“I still don’t have lip gloss on,” you mumbled, praying to the Great Seven he got your hint. Your eyes met for a second as he moved his forehead from yours.

“Oh! You don’t do you?” and with that moved one of his hands away from your cheek and picked up a pink sparkly gloss. He smirked, but you were too busy leaning into his hand on your cheek to notice the glint in his eyes. You closed your eyes and braced yourself for another kiss, only to feel his hand grab your chin and the lips gloss applicator to run across your lips. You’re eyes popped open only to see Vil holding back a laugh. You knew you were pouting.

“Vil! Why’d you do that?” You cried in annoyance.

“Am I not allowed to tease you a little?” He quirked his perfect eyebrow up.

“But, You’ve been teasing-” Your eyes went wide and then fluttered shut again as Vil’s lips pressed into yours again. Your arms slowly found their way around his neck. You felt him smirk against your lips, but the kiss stayed as gentle as before. You both broke away, with you giggling at a thought that popped into your little head.

“What’s so amusing, potato?” Vil questioned, with soft eyes that didn’t match his scowl on his glossy lips.

You chuckled a bit more before he clicked his tongue and started clearing off the bed. You continued your giggle fit until he was done and then you laid down on his bed, while he sat down staring at you lovingly. You finally gained your composure and patted the spot next you, inviting Vil to lay down. He slowly laid down on his side to face you as you rolled over too.

“I just think it’s funny how the world’s favorite villain kisses so gently.” You beamed giggling softly again. Vil let out a tsk as he stared at you giggling away again. Your giggling stopped once you felt his hand in yours.

His eyes met yours again as he spoke, “How can I not be gentle with the one thing I find brings me more joy than any amount of fame or beauty?” He inquired playfully as he leaned in to kiss the top of your head. You blushed once again and Vil pulled you into his chest.

“Hey Vil?” You asked

“Yes”

“Can I stay the night? I think I like you holding me against your chest. It makes me feel comforted? I think that’s the word I’m looking for.” You whispered against him. He pretended to think for a moment.

“As long as you become my significant other, then I have no qualms with you staying the night.”

“Then, I’ll gladly become yours!” You beamed into his chest, your eyes closing. You giggled in delight as you felt him press a kiss to the top of your head and cover the pair of you up with his blanket.

“Goodnight, darling.” Was the last thing you heard as you slowly drifted off to sleep in the arms of the fairest of them all.

#twisted wonderland #twst #vil schoenheit #vil x reader #Vil Schoenheit x reader #A little spicy?#this is completely self indulgent #i just wanted Vil snuggles #i swore i was never gonna simp for him #BUT LOOK AT ME NOW #I love this little diva #twst writting #my writing

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sweetie-sire · 1 year

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ok fine i like tyler more than i should

all his little psycho behavior is mildly amusing. ANDDD he is a victim of grooming im sorry but that was fucking gross and theres no way yall dont think hes a victim of something honestly

laurel fucking made my skin crawl and its so much more obvious when you rewatch the show.

yeah hes probably fucking nuts and the first time i watched i just thought that he had split personalities because of the trauma. whether it was there before laurel is debatable but you get what im saying?

little homie is actually mentally ill af and off the rails plus i mostly its part of the type of creature he is so ... idk

also i need a scene of him telling xavier : "oh yeah? well im a serial killer and Wednesday still likes me better than you you fucking creep.

i still think xavier is evil bro idk why i mean look at him

HOWEVER I NEED THE REAL LOVE TRIANGLE

cuz i guarantee you that Wednesday is still gay for enid bro im sorry

and i also need a scene of him and enid bickering over Wednesdays attention and enid just constantly threatens to throw down with him and him lowkey being scared of her like that would be essential tbh

and Wednesday just trying to like escape them both

so ill allow a redemption of him simply because his actor is adorable and tylers dad is an actual piece of shit. it just has to be the most humiliating redemption arc filled with enid flexing how strong she is all the time cuz wolf powers kicked in.

This blog is pro enid pro wenclair but also pro redemption for soft abused boy with a crazy split personality

#wednsday addams #wednesday and enid #wenclair #tyler galpin

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foggyparadisecandy · 1 month

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Therapy today ... I'm dumping here ... only read if you are fascinated with my life lol

We discussed how I generally don't get embarrassed about stuff - like ... ever.

That said, we discussed how I was embarrassed hugely twice in the last year. The first time was when I realized that I wanted to be with K fr fr in a serious relationship last July and I started dreaming about being with her. I was too ashamed of myself to even bring it up to K, because I'm old and she's young and I felt like a total fucking creepo. Still bugs me. In my defense, I fell in love with HER character and personality before I ever saw her so her youth wasn't always in my face making me feel so creepy. IDK. It's so fucking complicated even now.

The second thing that severely embarrassed me was how insane I became when K split on me. And that one is EXTREMELY fucking complicated because K was massively hurting (and I'm guessing she still is) over a recent personal trauma plus all her childhood shit AND she ghosted me AND then she blocked me AND I knew she still loved me AND I had so much I wanted to share with her still AND AND AND AND ... fuck it ... it's been talked about to death. Either way, my reaction embarrasses the holy fuck out of me. She didn't owe me a damn thing and I acted like we were some fucking perfect relationship, destined since time began. Pathetic and weak. It will surprise anyone who read my meltdown posts but I HATE showing my emotions. I learned as a young kid that my emotions were not useful and sometimes very dangerous to me.

We talked about how I won't ever reach out to K again because I refuse to break her boundaries she set and disrespect her. I have no way to contact her without being an asshole so I won't. Oh ... and ... yeah ... I shouldn't want to reach out, because it would be pathetic of me to set myself up to be told to fuck off (politely I'm sure).

We talked about how I wake each day hoping this is the day she reaches out so I know she's ok and ... IDK. And that's the problem ... I don't know what I hope for. Would I be happy with a "I'm doing ok?" Would I really be happy? Would that be enough for me? And the truth is so fucking annoying to me ... I still want to be connected with K and in her life. So goddamn frustrating to me ... she didn't want to make any time or space for me. How sad of me to want more of that pain. I guess I wish the world was different is all. How childish. it's been nearly six months since the first split and she is still on my mind.

lol trying not to judge myself as much these days but there I go.

Talked about a very good friend I have and how I am mentoring her a bit and how much I really love doing that and love her and love helping her. We agreed I should focus more attention on the positive things like this that give my life meaning. Sounds like a plan to me. I hunger for meaning atm. I feel useless and unwanted most days.

Talked about how I'm no longer attracted to other people at all. It's fucked up but for the last four weeks or so, I've noticed that I no longer find anyone attractive physically / sexually. That's a bit alarming tbh. It's right up there with my emotions being up and down and messy. I feel like a mental ward escapee many days.

Talked about how my anxiety disorder is coming back. That's super fun. Nothing like freezing up when people ask you simple questions about life. Super duper fun.

IDK. IDK. IDK.

All in all, I know some things are "better" but overall I feel like I don't have a place in my own life any more. It's annoying af.

I'm assured that I am healing. Rebuilding myself.

#therapy #self love #self care #self reflection #self improvement

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sunfleurry · 3 years

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I. 360˚

Hi there! I am reuploading this fic and this time I want to actually try because tbh I didn’t give af about pacing, editing, etc. as harrymoncheri

I’ve decided to scrap the original plot and make this a prompt-based project!

In the meantime, I hope you enjoy part 1 (the intro) of personal trainer!harry

Disclaimer: I write stories and use Harry Styles as a face claim. In no way shape or form does my writing reflect how I perceive the actual Harry to be. These are my characters, the face is just a bonus!

Warnings: This story will contain mature themes.

The parking lot itself was intimidating. Eden’s eyes remained wide in wonder as she took in the cars that couldn’t have been less than a couple hundred thousand dollars. When she won the year-long membership for a five-star gym through a raffle at her uni, she hadn’t thought about what to expect. From the outside, the gym looked quite small but as she walked in, the first thing that welcomed her was a set of gleaming black stairs leading to an underground facility.

Her shoes squeaked on each step down. She kept her gaze low to avoid tripping and embarrassing herself in front of the tycoons in gym gear and teenagers working out in custom name brand sneakers.

The receptionist smiled upon seeing her, his veneers a stark contrast against his brown skin. “You’re the one I just spoke with on the phone, right? Eden?”

She smiled and shook his hand. “That’s me.”

After having her sign a few papers, he led her to an office–a small room surrounded by glass walls with a view of the elevators. She soon learned that they led to lower levels housing the spa, pool and basketball courts.

While waiting for the manager to start the consultation, they sat and talked for a few minutes. Eden learned a lot about the receptionist. His name was Luca and his father owned the gym. He was a couple years older than her and studied at the same university. She was positive she’d never seen him; she would have remembered a man as beautiful as him.

“Sorry for keeping you waiting,” Luca said while checking the minimalist clock hung on the only wall not made of glass. “I don’t know what’s taking him so long.”

She waved a hand as if brushing him off. “Don’t apologize. I’m sure he’s somewhere around here doing what managers do best.”

“My manager isn’t in, actually. You’ll be speaking to one of our personal trainers today.”

She furrowed her eyebrows but nodded all the same. “Oh, okay.”

Luca’s face brightened as something caught his eye over Eden’s shoulder and he stood up. “Speak of the devil.”

Eden turned in her seat and her breath hitched as her eyes landed on a man whose looks, she imagined, would take over her dreams at night from that day forward. He was dangerously handsome in the simplest clothing– grey cotton joggers and a black t-shirt she noticed every personal trainer was wearing.

Her gaze trailed to his strong jaw, then up to where his chestnut hair curled around his ears in the most endearing way. When her eyes met his striking green ones, she felt heat creep up her neck at being caught blatantly ogling him.

“Eden? Did you hear what I said?”

She didn’t miss the smirk on the personal trainer’s lips as her head whipped towards Luca. “Sorry, what did you say?”

He gave her a knowing look. “I said I’m going to go back to the front. Did you need anything else?”

“Oh, um, no. Thank you for everything,” she bit her lip, fully aware of the trainer’s heavy gaze on her. It was hard concentrating on watching Luca exit the office only to pretend like the suffocating presence of the walking wet dream was fictitious.

The door closed on its own with a click that echoed in Eden’s head. The realization that she was in a closed room with the attractive man dawned on her.

“Nice to meet you, Eden. I’m Harry.” His voice was raspy and deep, the cells of her body vibrating to each syllable he uttered.

“Nice– “she cleared her throat as the word caught in her mouth. “Nice to meet you, too.”

Eden sat in front of the desk. The sky-blue cushion on the seat at first glance appeared uncomfortable, but as soon as her bum touched the fabric, she decided it was the most comfortable chair she’d ever had the pleasure of sitting on.

She started to get nervous when Harry did not say anything, only studied her face for a moment, before nodding to himself and opening one of the desk drawers to pull out a notepad and a Montblanc pen.

“First thing I’m going to ask you is: What are your fitness goals?”

Eden opened her mouth then closed it. “Umm. I guess to just get fit,” she said stupidly.

But he only nodded in encouragement. “Can you think of anything specific?”

“Build strength,” she leaned forward. “Endurance.”

He smiled, and she wanted to swoon at the dimple that appeared on his cheek. “Do you have a history with sports or fitness?”

“I used to dance,” she perked up. “Ballet.”

His face gave away that he was impressed, and she wanted to pat herself on the back. “You must be really flexible.”

She flushed. “Well, it’s been a while. I doubt it.”

“I guess we’ll have to work on your flexibility too, then.”

Her head snapped up, eyes locking with his. It was a fairly innocent statement and within context. But it was the tone he used. Subtle, but she didn’t miss it nor the mischievous glint in his eye. She gulped soundlessly and looked down at her leggings, pretending to pick at a loose thread.

He broke the silence. “Before I ask any more questions, are you okay with me training you? Or would you prefer a female?”

Eden’s lips rolled inward as she pondered his question. A part of her was dumbfounded at the fact that she even had to think about it. Of course she wanted to choose him. However, she promised herself no more distractions. She was there to get fit and take advantage of this free opportunity, not put herself out there for the second time only for it to crash and burn again.

“Female,” she said.

If she wasn’t watching him carefully, she would have missed the hint of disappointment on his face before it disappeared and was replaced by a look of understanding.

The rest of the consultation went by with Harry asking her a few more questions. She was getting much more comfortable and they both seemed to relax into conversation the more time went by. Harry finished off the meeting by taking her body measurements, BMI and fat percentage.

Eden later met Yaz, her personal trainer. She was a kind woman with long black hair just like hers, but it was straightened to perfection and didn’t seem to have a single split end. Harry had given his fellow trainer all the information he’d collected from Eden, and she did not waste time.

Eden was guided to an artificial turf where horizontal bars hung over their heads with different TRX ropes suspended from them. Yaz had her do basic exercises to assess what they needed to work on, but Eden could barely focus. While Yaz kept her eyes on Eden’s movements, Eden kept hers on the mirror reflection of the man who was walking around the weight area, greeting everyone. He seemed well-loved in this facility. The men greeted him like he was a future business partner, and the women tried maintaining his attention with flirty smiles.

Yet, his attention was elsewhere. All he could think about was Eden’s thick waves and big brown eyes that gave away everything she was feeling. He wasn’t sure if she was aware of how easy it was to read her. The minute he walked into that office and laid eyes on her, he knew he was done for. Her red leggings and black sports bra left little to the imagination and he wasn’t complaining. He wanted to touch her, just to know what striking gold felt like.

Now, stopping in his tracks to watch her speak to Yaz, he caught her eye through the mirror and he couldn’t stop himself from smiling. His grin only widened when she offered a shy smile back before giving Yaz her full attention, cheeks blooming red.

He knew then that he was fucked.

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Part 2

#harry styles #harry styles fic #harry styles fanfic #harry styles fanfiction #harry styles smut #harry styles fluff #harry styles angst #harry styles writing #harry styles imagine #harry styles blurb #harry styles oneshot #harry styles one shot #harry styles drabble #harry styles prompt #harry styles story #one direction imagine

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aaronhotchstuff · 2 years

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all the otp questions for audrey and kate??

tagging @come-along-pond & @luucypevensie!! sorry this is super late i literally forgot to post it lmao 😭😭

1. Who is the most affectionate?

surprisingly, audrey!! despite her discomfort with touch, she gets used to having kate around and the two of them just casually brushing against each other that it stops bothering her anymore! (unexpected touches still make her jumpy, though, especially if it’s from others)

2. Big spoon/Little spoon?

audrey/kate

3. Most common argument?

“you never tell me anything.”

4. Favorite non-sexual activity?

snuggling!!!!!!

5. Who is most likely to carry the other?

audrey lol

6. What is their favorite feature of their partner’s?

i’m gonna do both physical and mental, as per my bestie poppy <3 kate’s favorite of audrey is her nose and her eyes (because she can read her through them!) and how she listens to her ramble no matter how incoherent and nonsensical the things she says are!! audrey’s favorite of kate is her neck (cause when she goes to kiss her it’s what she can reach first bc she’s small af lmao) and how she’s able to say so many things at once!!

7. What’s the first thing that changes when they realize they have feelings for the other?

i don’t think there’s anything tbh! they’re the same as the first time they met (again)

8. Nicknames? & if so, how did they originate?

AH the only nickname audrey has for kate is katie, but even then she rarely calls her that. katherine elizabeth bishop is there when she does something stupid lmao. and kate calls her a lot of nicknames, i know this in my heart, but rn all i can think of at the top of my head is drey akshsks

9. Who worries the most?

audrey!!

10. Who remembers what the other one always orders at a restaurant?

both of them <3

11. Who tops?

AH they’re both service tops!! so it varies a lot but like 80% of the time kate tops bc audrey is such a bottom agsjsfaha

12. Who initiates kisses?

audrey!!!!

13. Who reaches for the other’s hand first?

it depends on the situation, but it’s usually kate! though she waits for audrey to see it and be the one to touch first because she doesn’t wanna make her uncomfortable!!

14. Who kisses the hardest?

FAHSAGA it’s probably both of them???? though i’d say audrey does more often

15. Who wakes up first?

kate!

16. Who wants to stay in bed just a little longer?

audrey!!

17. Who says I love you first?

kate <3

18. Who leaves little notes in the other’s one lunch? (Bonus: what does it usually say?)

oof they don’t but if they did it’d be kate; although i imagine audrey leaving little notes for her like when kate decides to do something she definitely should not do and audrey lets her know that she knows through them 😭 it’s like a continuous type of notes where when she opens her gear, there’s a “don’t” and when she steps to the door there’s a “don’t do it” LMAO (and then audrey would probably be waiting for her outside AKSJSKJS)

19. Who tells their family/friends about their relationship first?

well uh they didn’t really have to tell anyone because it just kind of happened and they were a little busy trying to not get killed but clint was the first to know!

20. What do their family/friends think of their relationship?

clint expected it so he’s lowkey obnoxious about it, so is abby, harvey is so happy for them but so disappointed she didn’t see it in action, her youngest cousin i’ve yet to name is so annoyed because her attention is split between him and kate lmao 😭 meanwhile eleanor does not support them, she doesn’t like audrey and what she (and clint) has brought into her daughter’s life. though jack is like, super supportive???? the only thing left for him to say is “go lesbians”

everyone else is just happy for them and doesn’t really have a significant reaction!! but honorable mention: yelena is thrilled and always comments about how similar they are although they do not see it (she be stating facts though <3)

21. Who is more likely to start dancing with the other?

kate, most likely!!

22. Who cooks more/who is better at cooking?

audrey, definitely! kate probably hasn’t cooked anything that didn’t come out of a box lmao

23. Who comes up with cheesy pick up lines?

kate!!! this annoys audrey so much but like probably secretly loves it afsjshha

24. Who whispers inappropriate things in the other’s ear during inappropriate times?

oh man. both???? though probably more so audrey just to turn on annoy kate FAJSGAA

25. Who needs more assurance?

eh neither, they’re both pretty proud of themselves

26. What would be their theme song?

are you bored yet by wallows ft. clairo

27. Who would sing to their child back to sleep?

uhhhhhh kate

28. What do they do when they’re away from each other?

kate just chills at home and texts her a lot while audrey either tries to sleep or is out investigating something and punching some thugs lol

29. One headcanon about this OTP that breaks your heart

ummm there’s still so much that audrey hasn’t told kate and so there’s definitely some secrets between them that’ll most likely affect them in more ways than one

30. One headcanon about this OTP that mends it

kate is not one to give up so easily though, so you can bet that she’s not just gonna up and leave her girlfriend because of that; which just makes audrey fall for her more!! so she makes sure that she’ll still take the effort to open up to her now and again!!!

otp question meme / my inbox

#kei answers #hope tag #*#ocs*#oc: audrey barton #audrey asks #otp: you’re an idiot #kaudrey asks

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clonesandmoans · 4 years

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I am here for the sin :) being shared by the Bad Batch? they’re all different so my brain just short circuits thinking ab this. Hc’s?

i’ve had so many thoughts abt this and i think i got sidetracked? idk? either way it’s thirst time and here we go -jj

tech is super in love with the idea of you being with the five of them at once bc hello, vouyerist? he also thrives on seeing you utterly debauched in front of him and everyone else, kinky bastard

echo’s a bit hesitant abt joining bc he’d still be getting used to his robotic limbs, but with gentle licks and kisses placed along where skin meets metal he’s putty in your hands. has more sub tendencies after the techno union trauma but tbh we all know he had sub tendencies before the citadel

crosshair is daddy af (but he’d rather be called “sir” imo). he doesn’t hesitate to take charge and if you think you’re gonna get away with teasing him, honey you’ve got a big storm comin’. he’s touch starved like all clones & he gets his fill of attention when he has you falling apart under (or in front, on top of, you catch my drift) him.

hunter has occasional spikes in top vibes (not often tho) but it comes out more when he’s sharing you with the others. these are the times where he’ll have you spotted like a leopard with the hickeys he gives you, your neck almost completely darkened with bruises and keening for more

wrecker can and will split you in half & y’all learned real quick that wrecker was not to fuck your pussy first (not bc of stretching out too much, that’s a myth). typically starts out holding you open/down/up for the others and he rumbles praises to you the entire time.

the guys have their own unique way to figure out who will get to have more of you on different occasions (and do strive to include echo once everyone’s comfortable with the idea). you’re not privy to the system and they never tell you but you’re highly suspicious that it has to do with droid kills

#jj #vodka aunt #sinful saturday #sergeant hunter #wrecker #crosshair #tech #the bad batch #clone force 99

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nagiscap · 3 years

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chapter 123 - number one in the world review!

this chapter was heart breaking also sorry for being so inactive i got sm drabbles to finish so if you sent an ask just know it might take me some time! anyway i hope you enjoy my review of this chapter it is really long i had a lot to say WARNING!!! there will be SPOILERS!!! ahead!

this panel is precious is so many different ways ikko is focused on the second half the real bakugo impersonator aka jingo is out here screaming abt jyubei and jyubei is being a narcissist

the way reo know seishiro that well pls i cant take this today like theyre so toxic i dont need this in my life bc now it got me rooting for the toxic besties to be besties again

like stop reo stop simping seishiro dont treat u right king move on u dont need this I DONT NEED THIS i cant keep trying to defend nagi when u always make him look like a jerk for dropping u

bestie is probs so mad hes not playing

i called this!! i knew they were some how going to loop isagi into this i disagree rin has carried this team to leading in the first half partially bc of sae all isagi was no shade to him was a dummy!!!

not ego giving props to yoichi like he did smth when he was literally a dummy i cant the mc loop in is too much for me sometimes

even rin admitted it like isagi was just ther jchilling like he didnt actually know he was being used as a dummy player (this is almost like if karim benzema before ronaldo left madrid didnt know he was being used as a dummy striker for ronaldo i cantttt)

ok mc do ur thang!!!

ego the vibe killer also more hints that my prediction is correct and i can see both the u20 team and blue lock 11 make it out of this bullshit tie theory pull through

yo ego knows how to kill a hype mood but interesting that there is no formation changes i think ryusei is going to shake shit up for the u20 team and also cause rin and sae to fight (more backstory!!!!) and then ego will sub in barou

hey boyfie im expecting another goal tbh reo and i are manifesting

i am thinking many thoughts i mean look at him but also backstory time!!!!

SAE HASNT CHANGED i srsly dont understand him like where is the joy in football but maybe like losing for him is what he is passionate abt idk or maybe hes yearning to play with someone on his level kindaaaa live bachira???

god of being an asshole since day one no change kind do ur thing

no one hit me up this is so cute goodbye what went wrong i need to know bc this shit honestly hurted me

new expression unlocked! sae angry but with more facial expression. also not rin saying his brother is nice lmaoo what was the reason for the switch up bc it constantly shitty brother this and that now

maybe rin beat him and that bruised sae’s ego or maybe sae no longer saw rin as interesting and deemed him worthless and that deteriorated their relationship bc other than that i have no clue what sparked their split

WAIT PAuSE maybe i wanst paying attention but i have never seen sae make this face like he is putting in the work like hes trying pause also rin is adorable this is precious i mean it was obvious rin was sae’s biggest fan even from the beginning all that obsession can only mean one thing #fanbehaviour

genuinely thought sae was going to bully the shit out of rin but also can we talk abt how sae has shown zero respect for any of his teammates maybe oliver if u squint (they share that roleplay dynamic) but everyone else he is a total jack ass

no one hit me up this shit is making me cry... it’s so unfair wtf they are so precious

NUMBER ONE NICEST OMG GOODBEY I CANT DO THIS THIS SHOULD BE ILLEGAL WTF like no wonder rin is sae’s biggest fan bitch if he said this shit to me id be the same and if he dropped me id be bitter af i cant lie im starting to understand rin more these days

#bllk #blue lock #itoshi sae #itoshi rin #seishiro nagi #mikage reo #yoichi isagi #barou shouei #jingo raichi #ikki nikko #aryu jyubei #chelsea’s thoughts #chapter 123

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aenslem · 3 years

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Challenge: From your creations, choose GIFs and do a split of before and after adding colouring!

tagged by @uuuhshiny . i have done these things before, here and here. but okay, i’ll do one more :D though, since i don’t gif recently i just found my old gif psds that i have not removed yet, and just resaved them, so sorry for the speed on the gifs, i did not really paid attention lmao the point is coloring anyway, right??

tagging @comicbookvillain @tennant @arthurpendragonns @rory-amy and whoever wants to do it :D

i love changing colors, i love when they are vibrant, i am also the kind of person who will turn everything into purple, but if the scene is purple i will try my best to make it look normal af and remove all the purple lmao idk why tho

changing colors is fun, like i did that on my pink Doctor Who gifset, and my golden Missy gifset

turning blue into pink or gold? im here for that :D but i rarely did it before, but i was challenged to do it, so i did :D and i think i did good.

if i see a kinda red hair, i will make it as vibrant as possible :D i also love when on gifs lips are red, idk why.

doctor who is a super hard to color, especially when you color doctor and the master, because i feel like show runners hate thoschei shippers considering all of doctor/master scenes are like this or worse

???

??????????

moffat what the heck??????

i mean, look at my doctor and master gifsets, i have a lot of them, those are all super edited because original scenes are the pain in the a$$ to color! they are either super dark blue or horrible yellow/red.

i have not used this gif in a set, wanted to but it was extra so have it :D maybe one day i will make a gifset with yellow/blue combo and use it :D and i do love those two color combinations, like there are other colors too, but i make those two colors stand out so it looks nice. like the gif with miranda otto above, that color combination is really pretty

also, i love making michelle gomez eyes really blue, or anyone’s lmao like if there are blue eyes consider me making them as vibrant as possible :D

not the best example, but it was not the best quality video and i did what i could. sometimes i make it with selective colors and hue and saturation, but sometimes i draw blue color over the gif. yeah, sometimes i love torturing myself and color each layer or a few layers and just move the layer where i need lmao

like previous insta videos of her i edited and made blue stand out, i did like that :/ but i would do more for that woman :D

my colorings are not super complicated, i usually upload those colorings i don’t use on my psd account @creationsofthedark so check it out, there are my first colorings i ever did, and the latest. you will not find channel mixer there tho, but it’s my fav tool now. i stopped updating the blog since... well, there was an incident where the person started doing what i asked to not to do, don’t copy me. i posted a gifsets with these colorings so why would you crop it the same way and color it with my coloring and post, the same scene??? after asking me sharpening settings also?? like, those were so similar i thought it is a repost tbh that’s why i stopped posting psds i use, and well, i use channel mixer mostly for correcting colors and it never works on 99% of the scenes, and i don’t wanna share coloring for one scene i already giffed, what is the point? so somebody could gif the same scene with the same coloring? nope. anyway, channel mixer as you see on previous creator tag games i did is really good when you need to correct colors, such as super red colors or yellow. unfortunately idk how to edit tHAT Doctor and Master scene from doctor falls, it’s the worst scene ever and i will not touch it again lmao, i tried I TRIED but... usual colorings which work fine on more than few scenes are uploaded on sideblog. and you may see there that i don’t do anything extraordinary, same settings almost everywhere, curves, levels if needed, selective colors and color balance are mostly used by me. and i always avoided using masks when i started giffing, but honestly that’s so good, don’t be scared to use them, they are really awesome when you need to correct part of the gif only. i also love using color fills, to change color of the background or a specific object, using blending modes, if the object does not move it is easy but sometimes it does not... like with the eyes, you have to draw over each layer or move the layer for each frame :D sometimes i use textures, but i usually blur them as on the first DW gif here. idk what else to say... :D

#tag game #i love coloring gifs #well i loved lmao

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divine-draws · 4 years

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okay i had a whole google doc that i wrote a buncha shit but imma try to CONDENSE it and make my ideas more clear bc there was some wishy washy in there. BUT dabihawks ice skating au bc im gay for that shit. all of it under the cut bc this shit is gunna get LONG. buckle in fuckers. ALSO FEEL FREE TO ASK ME ABOUT this i will be happy to answer shit :3c

SO fair warning before we begin. i know shit about ice sports. im like 1) not THAT educated nor have i legit participated though ive always wanted to and 2) this is just self indulgent so like if i dont get shit right or whatever dont come at me bro. im here to have FUN and live a bit vicariously. also as for location of all this shit i dont know and dont care and am american so my perspective on things are skewed. anyway cw: abuse mention

so dabi (touya) is a previous figure skater

he’s a figure skating prodigy

enji was a pro hockey player (id say figure skating but this man was BUILT like a brick shithouse idk man) has a lot of championships under his belt but doesnt even begin to touch the legacy of his one sided rival yagi toshinori

him and rei meet and marry at a young age. she like.. actually liked him then?? shit was kinda okay but things kinda.... got bad quick. the abuse etc was ... yeah. she ends up having dabi and fuyumi (they’re twins babeyy) at a young age too and kinda doesnt feel like she can get out of her horrible marriage

we wont dwell too much on the bad part of all of this though. anyway rei was a figure skater

p well known and known for her fucking GRACE god she moved so well on the ice.

she was so beautiful and spoke through her movements and enji loved that... and so as a hockey player and with a (now previous) figure skater wife he was like aight my kids WILL take up an ice sport and be the FUCKING BEST

dabi isnt made for hockey. enji tries to get him into it but it’s... nah... fuyumi isnt the best with figure skating. she’s good!! and her and dabi do some pair skating when they’re younger but it’s.. hm. dabi is the one with the clear talent here. (fuyumi is a beast on the ice when it comes to hockey though. will dominate. but she kinda... didnt really continue with it)

enji isnt PLEASED that his son isnt gunna be a hockey player but he still values figure skating and will fucking make sure he’s the BEST at it. and so the brutal training starts. he gets some good coaches and also takes up the coaching mantle

the thing is.. rei was amazing as a skater but her body just... wasnt really made for all of that??? and dabi unfortunately kinda inherited that. his body hates the impacts and such. he’s amazing at figure skating. he has a grace similar to his mothers but there’s something more fierce to him.

and honestly !!! he gets far!!

also natsuo comes around. he’s a bit too clumsy for either sport and resents the fact that him and fuyumi are neglected by their father. he also loves touya and gets so pissed seeing his brother so hurt

and shouto is born and this kid was made to be on the ice. he’s skating from the moment he can fucking stand on his own.

obvs enji’s attention is split but it’s mainly on touya who is winning championships and GOING places but it’s still not good enough

anyway idk how far he goes?? but it’s the biggest competition yet and on ice mid routine he lands wrong

one thing leads to the next and he’s pretty much medically retired from a young age. he can skate. he can still kinda preform but he cant do what he used to at ALL and he cant keep up with the brutal pace enji sets. there’s a lot of trying to push him still and it’s just.. not happening

for all it’s worth dabi is kinda glad he isnt doing it anymore. but he fears for his babies brother. shouto is a natural and while yes being a professional athlete of any sort is brutal on your body, his body is a lot more capable

but like touya before, shouto is pushed to his absolute limits. bleeding and injuries and puking his guts out from being pushed too far

there’s a lotta resentment but he still pushes through w skating.

(side note but there DEF is some todomido/tododeku w hockey player izuku who ends up being coached by THE yagi toshinori and who helps shouto out w making shit his own)

anyway so in the end dabi ends up working at a rink tho lol

it’s p much owned by shigarai and run by the lov (who in this au end up making their own little ragtag unofficial local hockey team p much and play games against other teams like them)

despite his father’s whole career, dabi does enjoy playing hockey with these dipshits

but yeah he enjoys his time working at the rink, fucking around and sleeping in random places and sometimes running the zamboni

he’s also best frenemies with shigaraki. they get along and both deal with a shitty upbringing and despite some slight animosity they both would kill if someone fucked w the other

(also at some point dabi DEF teaches some little kid classes lol)

also dabi does sometimes skate his own routines from time to time. only when he’s alone really. though fuyumi has a pass to be there though he will gripe still

SO HAWKS AM I RIGHT??

now there is a couple ways to go with this and somewhere in me there is an au with hockey player hawks who takes skating lessons from figure skater dabi BUT

i think for this au we’ll just say he was a figure skater from the get go

i think he WANTED to do hockey as a kid. like shouto he’s also a fucking natural and was skating as soon as he could fucking stand and walk. and he looked up to enji and kinda wanted to take up hockey but

listen,,, trans hawks. who wanted to be like todoroki enji and be a pro hockey player. shit just.. didnt work like that though and besides he’s a tiny dude and god he’d be fucking obliterated

he kinda is self taught and the ice is his escape from his shitty home life

idk how this works but listen gotta tie in the commission somehow???

he’s scouted or whatever for figure skating at a very young age and his mom is happy to take the heavy scholarships and happy to sign him over to skate for these ppl and have them push him to be The Best

and this kid is FAST. he’s fast and is insane with his jumps and stg it almost looks like he’s FLYING (which gets him the nickname hawks)

the coaches are brutal and shit sucks and a lot of the time it kinda sucks the life out of the sport but he still enjoys it

he has a love for outfits that legit have flare to them (also im thinking of johnny weir’s one outfit w the feathers but yknow instead of white they are RED) and while he does do routines to boring ass music he mainly likes doing shit different (also dabi was p much forced the whole time to do shit to that boring ass music but on his own he’d use his own music taste to skate to)

and he’s good!! he GOES places. he’s like makes it to the olympics at a young age and is one of THE youngest gold medalists for figure skating

im sure somewhere along the line him and dabi DID meet. it was at some competition and hawks was VIBRATING bc there’s ENJI and he wants and autograph and oH GOD IS THAT HIS SON??? he’s HOT. (and at this time dabi still had his red hair and like no piercings and what little ones he had they were out but this dumbass will not recognize him later on)

but god he needs to chill TF out or he will fuck up in the competition

he hears about dabi’s whole accident and like feels for him but again it’s not like they were friends. there was more of a slight rivalry and they barely spoke if they did

but so idk like.. between seasons hawks finds himself going like nearly every day to this rink.. aka shigaraki’s rink (also sidenote but lbr it’s really run by shirakumo who kinda has to fucking herd the cats w this group)

as frenemies dabi and shigaraki share their distaste for some of these pro athletes (tho some get a pass) and kinda complain about hawks a bit tho like..... shigaraki cant complain TOO much bc of the money from hawks renting out the rink for a few hours almost every day

dabi is too gay for this shit when he actually sees hawks in action. rip him

tbh they dont really interact tho (besides dabi telling him to gtfo the rink or he’ll run him over with the zamboni) until one day that hawks catches dabi skating

he was done and should have been gone but he forgot something on the bleachers and then he sees dabi and.. oh boy he’s GAY AF

and also dabi is RLLY GOOD???

and so hawks makes a FOOL of himself and startles the poor guy and p much presses all the wrong buttons w asking why he doesnt compete or something

and i mean im sure they had some SLIGHT progress w talking before. nothing significant but god the walls go RIGHT THE FUCK UP and dabi is pissed

tbh dabi was gunna get to the point where he LEGIT talked to him and maybe lowkey asked him out (he says this but shigaraki calls his bluff) and now there is no way. he storms off and tries to avoid him so hard

and hawks tries to corner him a bit but after some time he does manage to corner him and be like pls just let me take you out to dinner to make up for that shit????

aaand dabi accepts bc listen okay he cant say no to free food ??? like he’s kinda pissy w this guy but also.. listen he has EYES

anywayyy p much this just leads to them dating

hawks DEF looks him up and watches all the vids of him and like the idiot he is realizes that he met him before ( “oh my GOD i know you” “uh… we’re dating i hope u know me?????” “nO I MEAN WE MET AT (insert comp)”)

but before that dabi did like tell him some shit. mainly about like how he used to skate blah blah and the whole thing that ended all of that

he doesnt really delve too deep into like his shitty childhood until well later

idk what leads to it but the convo finally comes up and it’s so draining for dabi and hawks is horrified and ready to fight his dad (“listen i just sharpened my skates i’ll just-”)

anyway some side things bc this is long and i will answer questions on this tho

rumi is a women’s pro hockey player and fuyumi who actually follows hockey and shit has the BIGGEST crush on her (they end up together)

also natsuo comes to see one of the leagues games (he hasnt really seen them play tbh?? he hears about it from dabi but he lives like at least a few hours away on campus and is going for med school so rip him) and like he meets shigaraki and anyway dabi is losing his FUCKING MIND bc his best frenemy/boss and his younger brother are FLIRTING. RIGHT IN FRONT OF HIM???

dabi and hawks are really gay together and have skated together by this point and made out on ice a few times and shigaraki was miserable and is like “NOW U KNOW!!” and dabi is pissed bc “yEAH BUT THAT”S MY LITTLE BROTHER??? IT”S NOt thE SAME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!”

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shutup-everythingconfusesme · 3 years

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I had dream last night that I think would make a good story if expanded on.

The first thing I recall is being in a semi dark room, there was a small African boy sat cross-legged on a table in front of me. He was thin, cover in dried grey mud from the neck down and his face partially covered in bandages. A gaping hole where his right eye should've been, another in the middle of his forehead and two small one below them, like nostrils. All bleeding slightly.

Surprisingly I wasn't afraid of him. I just felt a mild curiosity. And I was angry, so very angry. Not at him, something else. Something had happened to me. I don't remember what it was, but it involved a group of seven men. Though I could take a guess at what had happened.

But all I recall is being hurt and seething with rage. The boy asked me if I wanted revenge. I said yes without hesitation and a book appeared in his hands, glowing faintly and translucent.

Seven figures appeared to my right. Then I was afraid. I only remember one of them, a woman immediately to my right. Ragged clothes, dead eyes, her neck seemed to have been sliced open with a ragged cut. It was deep, skin curling at the edges, traveling up her jaw to her cheek...pretty damn bad tbh and though I don't remember, I know the others weren't much better. Some thirteen ghosts shit going on there and I was terrified. I tried to wake up buuuut it didn't happen.

The boy told me that they were here to give me the power to get my revenge and collect their payment when I was done. Sounds like a good deal, right? 🙄 So my dumb ass agrees, without even asking what the payment was mind you, and off I went to get my revenge.

It jumps to a man in a shower, I'm outside of it watching him, he has his back to me. I take off my clothes and get in with him. He barely reacts beyond turning around and smiling at me.

Which was just weird. Some random naked chick gets in your shower and...you know what, he's a bad dude. So never mind.

Anyway, he's already standing to attention and I get to my knees, taking him into my mouth.

And bite that fucker off. Like totally off, my teeth connect and I pull away, spitting it onto the shower floor. Blood everywhere, he's screaming and thrashing, face white as a ghost. But he doesn't tried to attack me, like at all. Even when I bit down he didn't do anything to try and stop me/get me off him.

That was the first beings power, they couldn't fight back. Awesome stuff 😊

I leave him there, passing two burly naked guys as I step out the shower. I brought them with me to make sure his final moments were pure hell and degrading as fuck. Dark, am I right?

As I enter some open space in his house, that female being appears in all her scary ass glory. I don't know what she wants or what she's about to do but I don't want to find out. I try to run when she lunges for me, catching the blade she's holding in my shoulder. She grabs me by the hair when I again try to escape.

She then cuts my throat, left to right, deep and ragged. Cutting into the bone of my jaw and up into my cheek. The flesh almost cut away on my cheek completely. She let's me go and disappears. Leaving me laying on the floor, choking on my own blood and watching it pool around my head. However, I don't die. Eventually I'm able to get up and sew myself back together.

The same thing happens with the next five, I use what ever power they have for my vengeance and then they come and inflict the same wounds I saw on them. Unfortunately I don't remember any of that, I just know that it happened.

When I was down to the seventh and final act of revenge, I'd figured out what was going on. The payment was of course my soul split seven ways and everytime they came for me, they were taking their piece and giving it their unique mark, aka the gruesome injuries they were inflicting on me. When the seventh was taken i was pretty sure I was going to die and be dragged to whatever hellscape they came from to be tortured for the rest of eternity. I did not want that to happen.

I needed to cheat the system, and some how I knew killing myself first in the manner of the last demon spirit thing would do that. Makes little sense but it worked. I drove a metal rod through my own eye and skull, and boom, my ass was dead.

After that it gets foggy af. I remember bits and pieces. I arrived in the hellscape, just one seventh of a soul me but I still had all the powers I'd collected. There were lots of "people" around and they thought I was one of them.

I think my plan was to gather the rest of my soul, and get the fuck out.

And that's it. That's all I recall. I know a lot more happened, when I woke in the middle of night I know I remembered it all and even considered writing it all down then but choose to go back to sleep instead 😩

#i dreamed a dream #dreaming #nightmare time #story time #demons #spirits #revenge #death #it's fucked up #most interesting dream ive had for a while #write that down #story ideas #written on mobile #somebody write this #I'm not really one for horror #thirteen ghosts #scared the crap out of me #😅😅😅😅

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itsakpopalypse · 5 years

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Johnny Seo NCT 127 Astrology : How He Loves

“Hi love!! Can I get a johnny: how he loves?? Thank youuuu💗💗💗💗 “- @itsthequeenofhearts

“ Hello, it’s me again. So me and my bff both loved your astrology post about yuta and since he is my bias I was wondering if you could do an astrology post about her bias in nct127 as well ? Her bias is Johnny and I hope I’m not too pushy but SOMEONE in this household has to ask!😂😂 I LOVE your multi fandom blog and I hope I’m not too much of a bother! Thank you very much! 🌸💗🌺”- @marinemousemarie

“ Heey ~ Can you make a How x loves with NCT's Johnny?? I love your astrology posts ❤💎 “- @oshivana

A/N Thank you All for requesting ! I am so happy you have liked what I have done so far and I hope this lives up to your standards as well!! Thank you for your patience as well!!

So here, comes, Johnny!!

That was bad I apologize no i don’t

HOW BOYFRIEND

We all know our chaotic and boyfriendy Johnny is an Aquarius

We all know Aquarian’s are basically just aliens VERY UNIQUE

We estimate his rising as Taurus , and we know his moon is Gemini

he has a 3,3,3 split of earth fire and air with only one water sign,

his chart leans mutable, but he has a decent amount of both fixed and cardinal.

This means he is a pretty easy going guy. None of his big three are particularly “strong” leader signs

Aquarian’s tend to march to their own beat, so he will likely have many opinions and want to talk about them

Aquarian’s have a lot of love and desire to change the world, so a part of him is going to want to be your hero

Lunar Gemini, while outgoing and fun loving, is also very emotionally tactful--- STILL A FLIRT THO

they don’t expose their true feelings and tend to be more analytical than they at first seem

because of this people think Gemini are being two faced, when generally they just want to keep a tight grip on their own feelings without interference

Taurus in rising suggests he is deliberate, practical and patient.

I know he seems pretty silly a lot, but a good chunk of his chart is very practical and pragmatic.

his venus is in Capricorn, which is misunderstood as a less feeling sign

in reality, Capricorns aren’t unfeeling, they just choose to express their love and affection very differently

honestly he isn’t going to be very EMOTIONALLY open but he WILL be very physically open

Leo Mars so even though the Capricorn venus is pretty resserved, he will have the drive to go for what he wants, as well as the confidence to follow through

In general, there are 3 things that are known for a few SPICY things that we will discuss in the SPICY section so .. keep that in mind I guess

Let’s put the puzzle that is JOHNNY SUH together

SO with Aquarius in Mercury and Sun, he likes a debate

he likes to verbally spar and enjoys anyone who can keep up with him

this makes me think it will be more likely for his trope to be an almost enemies to lovers style

not real cut throat enemies, but like... you will constantly bicker at first if he likes you because he is vetting you only the strong will survive this

he WANTS you to push back just as hard

he LIKES to stir up your emotions

the more fired up you get the more fun it is for him

what a little SHIT

i think, if it TRULY bothered you he would lighten up, and if he thought you could keep up he would totally let up

because now

now you’ve hooked him

heart eyes motherfucker

NOW comes the deeper conversations

remember all that save the world he has in him?

he wants your opinions

he wants to have really deep conversations and examine all the sides

His Gemini will be FLIRTING NOW

AIR SIGNS ISTG... a self own??

Will 10/10 try to make flirting as awkward and unique as possible

or will use the cheesiest lines ever used

Aquarians are like that girl who isn’t like other girls okaaaay they have to be different

oops

Anyway once he feels like you are HOOKED on his awk ass charms

he will reel you IN

The sweet little gestures will begin

Capricorn Venus’ are very thoughtful they tend to show affection through gifts and help

so if you’re working on something they will already be there to help

if you need something he knows before you do

very attentive and very caring, just not as vocal as some other signs

that doesn’t mean you’ll NEVER get an I love you, it just means his love language likely revolves around making you feel taken care of!

The kind of boyfriend who sees you’re having a rough time at work so he picks you up in the parking lot one day and takes you to shopping and picks you out something nice to wear

then takes you to some great little place for dinner that is kinda quiet and the atmosphere is relaxed so he can just talk to you and make you feel treasured

likes physical affection and will reciprocate it !at first I thought he wouldn’t initiate it but actually with Gemini and Aquarius in those placements he actually might be hella touchy

holding hands touching your face while he smiles at you pulling your leg into his lap while you are relaxing together

rubbing soft circles on your back during hugs

i hurt my own feelings and he isn’t even my bias damn

the boyfriendiest tbh!!

SPICY OOOO 18+ BELOW

HE’S BEAUTIFUL wtf

Here’s where things get a big different

we all know he’s boyfriendy af

we all know he is KINKY af

but

He’s not the ULT DOM DADDY

IM SORRY IM SORRY DON’T SHOOT ME

let me explain first

Aquarius and Gemini are... probably the two least dom in the zodiac.

.both are ... REALLY open minded,have incredibly high sex drives

they want to explore their sexuality and yours but they all don’t mind taking a backseat to someone else

and his Venus in Capricorn.. Oh here is where it’s POSSIBLE

BUT his mars is Leo,for men, Mars can be JUST as important to one’s bedroom inclinations as their Venus is

so he might LEAN more in control but he may also be fine with the roles switching around

he honestly just wants to blow your mind

Leo mars is ALL about showing off

this means he got that PRAISE KINK

they LOVE sensuality in the bedroom

they have this DEEP desire to be the best you have ever had

try hards

so expect to be pampered

Capricorn Venus is ALL IN once they are all in

SO all together

He is open minded and kinky

might be in to slightly more risky sex play

I could see role play being something he loves

sexy lingerie ABSOLUTELY

especially if HE PICKED IT

remember cap likes to show their love through gifts

the type of guy who you come home and he has a pile of boxes with a pretty bow and tells you he wants you to go put that on

and inside is all manner of vibrating panties and restraints and maybe a cute little crop he plans to use on you

What I am saying is he may be just fine giving you control of the bedroom antics but in the end he wants to be the one you scream for

he wants to show you that no one could ever fuck you like him and no one could ever make you so happy

and if you’re into it...like... don’t bring up past loves or heaven help your ass and thighs, because you are in for a pretty severe punishment

ooooh is that a promise 👀👀👀??

AHEM

The type of man who REALLY loves when you say his name or title in bed

Oh Daddy she likes to be so bad for you

might be a little into nicknames that make him feel extra extra special

very into using his hands

a little squeeze around that necklace

light pressure to make you gasp his name in pleasure

pressing two from the other hand deep and intimate

likes looking you in the eye when you come

is absolutely the type who drags you back into his pelvis when you pass him in the house,just grinding into you with a muffled promise of later

digs his fingertips in too hard when he hits it from the back

pretty purple reminders of a passionate night

He wants his baby all his, marked and messed up

and so so so satisfied

aftercare is thoughtful and gentle,talks you down and praises you

won’t be cocky about it until the next day when you are walking a little... more tenderly than usual

has a comment all prepared tbh

will take the smack against his chest with a cheeky grin

he loves you so much he can’t stand it

WHEW honestly his was a little hard I am so glad I got it finished.thank you ALL for requesting and I hope you Love it!!

#johnny seo #johnny suh #johnny seo nct #johnny nct fic #johnny nct scenarios #johnny seo fic #johnny suh fic #johnny nct smut #johnny seo smut #kpop astrology asks #kpop astrology #how he loves series #kpop smut

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saintshinsou · 5 years

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“SICK BOYS“

dabi

adores how much attention you’re giving him with his busy you two have been recently

thinks it’s adorable how much you’re babying him

despite how absolutely SH*TTY he feels, a harmless laugh escapes his lips when he says how flustered you are over little ole him having the flu with homemade soup and all the comfort items you could get your hands on in your hold

you had spent all day perfecting the perfect recipe for that chicken soup you vaguely remember your mom making you one day when you were sick as a child — feeling more determined to perfect it when dabi made a simple remark that he didn’t get all this treatment when he used to be sick

you INSIST on him staying in bed all day, a little day off day wouldn’t hurt him and you had the whole day free to help him with whatever he needed

you felt confident in everything you were doing with his fever going down and his previous heavy cough lightening up but you seemed to hit a road block (in your mind) when he went to sit up but groaned in pain, confessing that his body still felt painful to move

“um okay, let me find a remedy for that, baby, hold on gimme a sec” you struggle to look up what could relieve it immediately to which he quickly dismisses shaking his head and beckoning you closer

“baby, you needa relax” he reassures you, his warm hand giving your healthy one a squeeze before pulling you in for a brief hug “all i really need is you in my arms”

overhaul

it was tough on both of you ofc

chisaki has always had the upper hand, always calling the shots, always serving as YOUR protector even if his methods seemed a little extreme at time, it was never with ill intent in his opinion — he just wanted what he thought was best for you

that’s why it was hard when the roles reversed, giving you the upper hand and the control over him when you stumbled upon him with both his arms gone; his beautiful golden eyes glazed over from frustrated tears and the confidence he always bore gone

he seemed empty, a shell of the strong (evil af) man he once was as if shigaraki took one of his hands and ripped the soul out of him and you had no idea how to deal with something like this, never expecting a day like this to come

all you could really do was sit by his side as he laid hopelessly in bed, listening to him ramble on in fury as to how he would get his revenge — certain that there was a way to reverse what happened and bring him back to normal

you’d do anything you could for him, anything to elevate the gloominess that surrounded him since said events even if it meant little things like fetching his favorite drink or discussing plans to help him get his revenge

or big things such as sitting by his side as he sadly rambled about how useless he felt, struggling to push your own tears back as you saw his staining his flustered cheeks; his face growing a reddish shade at the frustration he was feeling

he’d observe from the corner of his eyes at your fingers twitching against your thigh, your love for him pushing you to want to take him in your arms and embrace him, letting him know that everything will be okay

due to the circumstances and due to how pointless he felt, he’d tell you (order you) to actually embrace him and though, at first you’d feel how tense he was under your hold, you’d feel him loosen up and give in to your hold

it felt warm, it felt loving being in your arms and for a split second, it felt as though there was nothing wrong

it was enough for the night

authors note: i know overhaul’s wasn’t a normal sickness but i couldn’t help but feel bad and soft for go when he lost his arms 🥺 and tbh i think he would do everything in his power to not get physically sick

#overhaul x reader #dabi x reader #overhaul headcanon #dabi headcanon #chisaki kai x reader #can somekne reqeust an angsty full kmagine plsS i want angst

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robron-til-the-end-of-time · 4 years

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imagine if charity had been paired up with a female character of her caliber and not an irritating simpleton that wants to change everything about her. imagine

I’m going to indulge, because what else have I got to do right now! ;) (Just for the flood of anons I might get!)

The problem is that to make the pairing work they have to mute Charity and (certainly in late 18-2019, not so much now I don’t think) elevate Vanessa which in my opinion leaves both characters feeling unfinished and weird. The relationship is unbalanced imo. I’m also not enjoying supportive Charity as much as I expected to. It’s like it’s mildly irritating and idk why.

But just as vnity as a couple, say during 2019. First of all they went months without any interaction (I wonder if this is a difference of opinion between producers tbh. When I was getting the stats they went from not sharing a scene for two months to having 20 a week which was a jarring change. But that’s my speculation.) Vanessa hating who Charity is as a person is really my red flag about them. Why would you ship people like that?? I’ve had a lot of ships over the years, some casual, a couple hardcore, but I’ve never rooted for a couple when one half doesn’t like the other halfs personality. That sort of flies in the face of my shipping heart!!

Harry and Ruth for example. I was gone for them hook line and sinker. During S10, something happened that was hurtful, but it was in Harry’s character. Ruth never went “oh, why do you have to be so... YOU about it!” Idk, it’s a weird choice.

I was really enthusiastic about the idea originally, because finally both of their sexualities which had kinda been implied over the years but never given attention would be addressed!! (haha, past me was naive af). The only vnity I rewatch is during the robron reunion in 2018. It always surprises me that THAT is enjoyable. There’s a bit of a push and pull there between them and back then the issues weren’t fixed with a “fine babe” and brushed under the carpet, which seems to be their MO lately.

So much potential, but it’s been wasted by bad writing, ignoring character development and a lack of on screen chemistry. But hey, it ticks emmerdales same sex couple rep box so the odds of them splitting are really low.

#anti vanity #producer talk #loosely

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bot-imagines · 5 years

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how do you think the tfp cons would react to a very flexible s/o doing splits and bending their body backwards and forwards very easily?

(Tumblr decided to delete my first draft of this, so I had to write the entire thing again -_-)

Megatron

He isn’t sure what to do at first when he sees his S/O casually stretch out into a full split and just quietly watches them for a moment. He’ll ask about it after a while since they don’t seem to be in any pain.

Color him impressed. He definitely wants to see what else his S/O can do. He might ask for a private show later.

He may ask S/O to not stretch so much out in the open. Not because he’s embarrassed or anything, but because watching them sometimes gets his frame running hot and he can’t afford to lose his composure like that in front of the other officers.

Starscream

He actually yelps the first time his S/O decides to do a few stretches and bend over backwards like it’s nothing. No, S/O! Humans aren’t supposed to bend that way! What do you mean it’s ‘okay?!’

His S/O will need to constantly assure him that they’re okay and no, they are not in an insurmountable amount of pain.

He’s impressed by his S/O’s flexibility, but he’ll ask that they not do it around him. His poor spark can’t take it.

Soundwave

He’s going through security feeds when he sees his S/O in a mess hall, showing off how they can do the splits to a few Vehicons. He isn’t too concerned when they seem to be fine, but he’s sure that it can’t be too comfortable.

He’ll do some research on his own and approach his S/O about it in private. He’ll ask questions - like how long have they been able to do this? - followed by a request for them to show off their flexibility.

He’s very supportive but always ready to help them if they ever strain anything too much. He’s watched a few vids about massage therapy for pulled muscles and he is all too happy to help his S/O if they push themselves too far.

He wants to watch the Olympics now.

Knock Out

He’s filling out paperwork when his S/O tells him to look up. He does, and is just in time to see S/O fall into a perfect split. He’s quiet for a moment before he just goes “Well, alright then.”

Despite his rather lackluster reaction, Knock Out is very impressed. He doesn’t know many - if any - Cybertronians who can stretch their frames to the extent his S/O can.

He definitely will try to use his S/O’s talents as a means to intimidate unruly patients.

“Well, S/O, it seems that this mech here believes he doesn’t need to sit still for a diagnostic scan. Why don’t you show him what we think about that?” *S/O does the splits while maintaining eye contact* “Exactly.”

Breakdown

He’s just chilling in the medbay while Knock Out is out and his S/O claims they’re bored. He’s just about to suggest a movie when he sees his S/O bend backwards onto all fours and start walking around like a demented crab adafdsgaggjak?????

He is a concern. He’s almost positive that S/O has just severely injured themself, and he’s about three nanoklicks from comming Soundwave for a groundbridge when his S/O assures him they’re fine.

He’s not sure how to feel about this tbh. On the one hand, his S/O seems perfectly fine and in fact seems to enjoy using their flexibility. On the other, it makes him pretty uncomfortable to watch them stretch themselves to such an extent.

He constantly worries about accidentally hurting his S/O with his size and strength, but now he’s even more worried about his S/O hurting themselves by twisting themself into a fragging pretzel

Shockwave

At first, he doesn’t even know that anything is wrong. He doesn’t know too much about humans, so the first time he sees his S/O bend over backwards, he thinks it’s just another human quirk. It’s not until he does more extensive research that he learns that it isn’t normal at all.

He’s severely underestimated human physiology. He’ll ask S/O questions about their flexibility and he wonders if he could possibly find a way to incorporate that into a new line of Vehicons.

He definitely pays more attention to his S/O after that to see if they have any other hidden talents.

Arachnid

She’s definitely interested in watching her S/O show off for her. Seeing them so happy to show her their abilities is just too cute.

She’s not too concerned about her S/O hurting themself though. She’s seen enough organic species now that this level of flexibility is nothing new to her.

She’ll demand ask her S/O to not stretch like this in front of anyone else. She’s possessive af and will not stand for anyone else watching her S/O.

Dreadwing

He’s in awe as he watches his S/O perform a perfect split, but he does his best to hide his enthusiasm and hide it behind concern. S/O can see right through him though.

He’ll casually ask them how they learned to stretch like that and may even hint that he’d like to learn how he can do that so he can incorporate it into his fighting style.

For the most part though, he’s content to watch his S/O stretch and bend to their heart’s content. Just - be careful? Please?

Predaking

Same as Shockwave - he doesn’t realize that his S/O’s flexibility is anything special at first. He’s still mesmerized by it though. He could watch his S/O stretch for hours.

When he learns that his S/O’s level of flexibility is rare, he develops a whole new level of respect for them as well as a sense of pride. He’ll boast to anyone who will listen about just how amazing his S/O is.

His optics light up when his S/O tells him about gymnastics and competitive sports involving flexibility. He wants to see it really bad.

#transformers imagine #tfp imagine #megatron #starscream #soundwave #knockout #breakdown #shockwave #arachnid #dreadwing #predaking #tfp #transformers headcanons

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