[on a rooftop, at the crack of dawn]
Dick, pointing: look at the beautiful sunrise!
Jason, sleep deprived: you're delusional, i don't see anything beautiful
Damian, behind Jason: turn around, loser
Jason: Damian, please. only one of us can hallucinate at a time
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Scout: Rejected... by the only woman I ever loved...
Pyro: That's ok! You'll find lots of other girls to reject you!
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Joxer: Rejected... by the only woman I ever loved...
Aphrodite: That's ok! You'll find lots of other women to reject you!
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Withered Foxy: Balloon Boy, I choose you!
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Rocky: I don't see any beautiful girl.
Ivy: Just turn around.
Rocky: Ivy, please, only one of us can hallucinate at a time.
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Byakuya: Why did I have the misfortune of being born in the same time period as you…?
Source: Pokémon Shield (2019)
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Leo: Nice driving.
April: Thanks! I should get a license.
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Wally: Oh my, I forgot to introduce myself...
The Question Answerer: ...
Wally: I’m a mysterious puppet.
The Question Answerer: ...
Wally: ...
The Question Answerer: Oh.
The Question Answerer: Glad we made that clear.
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I-No: Nice driving.
Happy Chaos: Thanks! I should get a license.
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Spock: There was something in my life that prevented me from having friends when I was a little boy.
Bones: It must have been your personality.
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Weiss: There was something in my life that prevented me from having friends when I was a little girl.
Yang: It must have been your personality.
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Jason, sighing: my father
Roy: what?!
Bruce: ...
Roy: you mean you're the good for nothing father who's the cause of him leaving home and never coming back?
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Spy: There was something in my life that prevented me from having friends when I was a child...
Engineer: It must have been your personality.
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It definitely was, and the fact that he killed everyone too
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Demon: I've been watching you. You're up to no good! And there's no good in your future!
Andrew: Who? The police, the sheriff, the FBI?
Demon: I see a young and beautiful woman who will lead you to a cruel fate.
Andrew: I don't need a demon to tell me that. Some woman is always causing me trouble. It's a curse!
Ashley: Who exactly do you mean!?
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Roxy: Bugs are one of the three most disgusting things in the world.
Gregory: Aside from you, what are the other disgusting things?
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