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The key to understanding Leonard McCoy is that he only ACTS like he hates everyone and everything. Underneath that sarcastic abrasive middle aged man is a fundamental love for living creatures, desire to help others so strong that he made a career of it and a respect for the simple joys, which occasionally show their face when he's turning on the southern charm for a woman or offering to sacrifice himself to save a patient. I mean, you'd probably be a bit grumpy too if your marriage ended and you were stuck in space (a place you hate) trying to stop your best friends getting themselves killed when you could be spending time with your daughter. He's not surly and outspoken because he doesn't care, he's surly and outspoken precisely because he cares so much and yes, that has got him hurt before and probably will again but dammit, he's not going to let that stop him being what he is - an old country doctor who will do anything he can to help people. I love his sardonic witty banter as much as anyone but I think the real reason we take him into our hearts is because despite his complaining he's arguably the most down-to-earth, no-nonsense character in TOS and deep down we all admire his simple selfless dedication to caring for others. Never change, Bones.
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Kirk: It is not my fault that your father likes me better than he likes you!
Spock: Oh, don’t flatter yourself. My father likes everybody more than he likes me.
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I love it when it's so cold in northern Minnesota that my car won't start.
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Spock: Is this where I am supposed to feel sorry for you? Bones: I mean, I don't want you to, but just so you know, a well-adjusted person probably would. Spock: I am dead inside. Bones: You make that pretty obvious.
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My coworker who brought Covid to work is getting an uppercut the next time I see her.
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“same ship, different day.”
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The second most played song on my Spotify Wrapped this year is Everywhere I Go by Hollywood Undead!!! 😫
What is this, 2008?!
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Excuse me!?
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*From TOS season 3 bloopers.
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Kirk: On a scale of 1 to 10, how bad would it be if we-
Bones: At least a 20.
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plot of star trek in a nutshell
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Chris Pine as Captain James Tiberius Kirk in Star Trek Into Darkness (2013)
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It’s my ten year high school reunion this month and I received an invite on FB. First off, fuck that, because high school reunions are for people who peaked in high school and had a good time and want to reminisce. I don’t want anyone to know about me.
I wasn’t friends with those people then and we’re not friends now. Mandated camaraderie ends at graduation. I had a horrible time in high school, why would I want to remember any of it?
Also, with the advent of social media, everyone knows what’s going on with everyone anyway, whether it’s marriages, new babies, or six-figure jobs; it’s all over the internet, so there’s no need to catch up.
My twin brother can go and represent us. He actually likes those people.
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I’m in Canada right now with my brother, and the border control agent made me so nervous I almost cried. Like, guy, I’m not here to do anything nefarious. He’s like, “Why did you drive four hours from Duluth to go to Canada for a day? That’s odd.” Bruh, I’m from Minnesota; I’ll drive sixteen hours straight without thinking of it rather than fly; this isn’t weird. I could drive down to the other side of the state and back eight hours round trip and not bat an eyelash.
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Spock: There was something in my life that prevented me from having friends when I was a little boy.
Bones: It must have been your personality.
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Spock: Father is in town.
Kirk: Your dad?
Spock: No, yours. He is back from the grave.
Kirk: My dad would be less scary.
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